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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,408 --> 00:01:09,285 This is a story of boy meets girl. 2 00:01:12,999 --> 00:01:16,627 The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, 3 00:01:16,628 --> 00:01:19,546 grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy... 4 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,757 until the day he met "the one". 5 00:01:21,758 --> 00:01:26,996 This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music... 6 00:01:26,997 --> 00:01:29,556 and a total misreading of the movie The Graduate. 7 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,975 Elaine! Elaine! 8 00:01:31,976 --> 00:01:35,062 The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan 9 00:01:35,063 --> 00:01:37,398 did not share this belief. 10 00:01:37,399 --> 00:01:41,026 Since the disintegration of her parents marriage 11 00:01:41,027 --> 00:01:43,361 she'd only loved two things. 12 00:01:43,362 --> 00:01:46,574 The first was her long dark hair. 13 00:01:46,575 --> 00:01:49,744 The second was how easily she could cut it off... 14 00:01:49,745 --> 00:01:52,203 and feel nothing. 15 00:01:52,788 --> 00:01:56,166 Tom meets Summer on January 8. 16 00:01:56,167 --> 00:02:00,921 He knows almost immediately she's who he's been searching for. 17 00:02:01,715 --> 00:02:05,466 This is a story of boy meets girl. 18 00:02:06,011 --> 00:02:08,178 But you should know up front 19 00:02:08,179 --> 00:02:10,681 this is not a love story. 20 00:02:16,021 --> 00:02:19,815 ¶ They made a statue of us ¶ 21 00:02:21,359 --> 00:02:25,236 ¶ And put it on a mountaintop ¶ 22 00:02:26,865 --> 00:02:30,868 ¶ Now tourists come and stare at us ¶ 23 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:34,288 ¶ Blow bubbles with their gum ¶ 24 00:02:34,289 --> 00:02:36,624 ¶ Take photographs of fun ¶ 25 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:39,084 ¶ Have fun ¶ 26 00:02:42,881 --> 00:02:46,924 ¶ They'll name a city after us ¶ 27 00:02:48,303 --> 00:02:52,681 ¶ And later say it's all our fault ¶ 28 00:02:53,850 --> 00:02:59,270 ¶ Then they'll give us a talking to ¶ 29 00:02:59,271 --> 00:03:03,859 ¶ 'Cause they've got years of experience ¶ 30 00:03:07,155 --> 00:03:10,616 ¶ Living in a den of thieves ¶ 31 00:03:10,617 --> 00:03:16,038 ¶ Rummaging for answers in the pages ¶ 32 00:03:18,584 --> 00:03:22,086 ¶ Living in a den of thieves ¶ 33 00:03:22,087 --> 00:03:30,594 ¶ And it's contagious ¶ 34 00:03:30,595 --> 00:03:33,473 ¶ And it's contagious ¶¶ 35 00:04:19,812 --> 00:04:22,146 We didn't know who else to call. 36 00:04:22,147 --> 00:04:24,357 It's Amanda Heller all over again. 37 00:04:24,358 --> 00:04:26,816 You did the right thing. 38 00:04:27,695 --> 00:04:31,406 Now where is he? 39 00:04:37,078 --> 00:04:39,579 Thomas. 40 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:43,208 Rachel. What're you doing here? 41 00:04:43,209 --> 00:04:45,754 - I'm here to help you. - Help me how? 42 00:04:45,755 --> 00:04:48,506 First' put down the plate. 43 00:04:49,716 --> 00:04:51,967 Drink this. 44 00:04:52,803 --> 00:04:55,013 - What is that? - Vodka. 45 00:04:55,014 --> 00:04:57,348 Um' does Mom know that you're here? 46 00:04:57,349 --> 00:05:00,894 - 'Cause it's probably past 10:00. - Don't worry about it. 47 00:05:00,895 --> 00:05:05,648 Just start from the beginning, and tell us what happened. 48 00:05:05,649 --> 00:05:08,819 Things were going so well. 49 00:05:19,955 --> 00:05:22,499 Then what? 50 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,750 I think we should stop seeing each other. 51 00:05:24,751 --> 00:05:26,961 - Just like that? - Just like that. 52 00:05:26,962 --> 00:05:30,882 - Did she say why? - I mean' this thing... what're we doing? 53 00:05:30,883 --> 00:05:33,050 I mean, is this normal? 54 00:05:33,051 --> 00:05:36,137 Norm... I... I don't know. I don't care. I'm happy. Aren't you happy? 55 00:05:36,138 --> 00:05:37,931 - You're happy? - You're not? 56 00:05:37,932 --> 00:05:40,809 - All we do is argue. - That is bullshit. 57 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:42,478 Maybe she was just in a bad mood. 58 00:05:42,479 --> 00:05:44,561 Yeah, maybe like a... a hormonal thing. 59 00:05:44,562 --> 00:05:47,273 - P.M.S? - What do you know about P.M.S? 60 00:05:47,274 --> 00:05:50,694 - More than you' Tom. - Then what happened? 61 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:52,779 This can't come as a total surprise to you. 62 00:05:52,780 --> 00:05:55,281 I mean, we've been like Sid and Nancy for months now. 63 00:05:55,282 --> 00:05:59,244 Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy... seven times with a kitchen knife. 64 00:05:59,245 --> 00:06:04,625 I... I mean, we have some disagreements, but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious. 65 00:06:04,626 --> 00:06:07,794 No. I'm Sid. 66 00:06:07,795 --> 00:06:10,546 Oh, so I'm Nancy? 67 00:06:14,134 --> 00:06:17,762 Let's just... eat, and we'll talk about it later. 68 00:06:17,763 --> 00:06:20,598 Mmm. That is good. 69 00:06:20,599 --> 00:06:23,268 I'm really glad we did this. 70 00:06:23,269 --> 00:06:25,895 I love these pancakes. 71 00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:29,315 What? 72 00:06:29,316 --> 00:06:33,444 Tom, don't go. You're still my best friend! 73 00:06:34,613 --> 00:06:36,782 - Jesus. - You've broken up with girls before. 74 00:06:36,783 --> 00:06:38,450 Yes. 75 00:06:38,451 --> 00:06:40,325 And girls have broken up with you before. 76 00:06:40,326 --> 00:06:41,578 - This is different. - Why? 77 00:06:41,579 --> 00:06:42,704 'Cause it's Summer. 78 00:06:42,705 --> 00:06:45,583 So you'll... you'll meet somebody new. 79 00:06:45,584 --> 00:06:48,669 Point is, you're the best guy I know. You'll get over her. 80 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:51,421 I think it's kinda like how they say. There's, uh... 81 00:06:51,422 --> 00:06:53,464 There's plenty of other fish in the sea. 82 00:06:53,465 --> 00:06:55,967 - No. - They... They say that. 83 00:06:55,968 --> 00:06:58,470 Well, they're lying. 84 00:06:59,306 --> 00:07:02,139 I don't want to get over her. 85 00:07:02,850 --> 00:07:05,311 I want to get her back. 86 00:07:05,312 --> 00:07:08,813 Maybe playing it safe is the wrong approach. 87 00:07:08,814 --> 00:07:10,816 The nuclear family is dead' 88 00:07:10,817 --> 00:07:13,610 and we need a new holiday that recognizes that. 89 00:07:13,611 --> 00:07:16,112 May 21 st. 90 00:07:18,199 --> 00:07:20,700 Other Mother's Day. 91 00:07:21,619 --> 00:07:23,870 Thank you. 92 00:07:23,871 --> 00:07:27,333 I'd say we've got some potential here. What do you think, Hansen? 93 00:07:27,334 --> 00:07:30,251 Could you write up some prototypes for these? 94 00:07:30,252 --> 00:07:33,005 Uh' Mr. Vance, there's a telephone call for you on line three. 95 00:07:33,006 --> 00:07:37,717 Oh. Thank you. Uh' everyone, this is Summer, my new assistant. 96 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:40,095 Summer just moved here from... 97 00:07:40,096 --> 00:07:42,639 - Michigan. - Right. Michigan. Right. 98 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,017 Uh, Summer, everyone. 99 00:07:45,018 --> 00:07:48,602 Everyone, Summer. Excuse me. I have to take this. 100 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,066 It's nice to meet you all. 101 00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:56,028 There's only two kinds of people in the world. 102 00:07:56,029 --> 00:07:58,654 There's women, and there's men. 103 00:07:59,866 --> 00:08:02,533 Summer Finn was a woman. 104 00:08:02,534 --> 00:08:06,288 Height, average. Weight, average. 105 00:08:06,289 --> 00:08:09,374 Shoe size, slightly above average. 106 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:11,459 For all intents and purposes, 107 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:14,588 Summer Finn, just another girl. 108 00:08:14,589 --> 00:08:16,590 Except she wasn't. 109 00:08:16,591 --> 00:08:19,134 To wit, in 1998, 110 00:08:19,135 --> 00:08:22,137 Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian... 111 00:08:22,138 --> 00:08:24,138 in her high school yearbook. 112 00:08:24,139 --> 00:08:26,850 "Color my life with the chaos of trouble". 113 00:08:26,851 --> 00:08:28,812 This spike in Michigan sales of their album... 114 00:08:28,813 --> 00:08:31,062 The Boy with the Arab Strap... 115 00:08:31,063 --> 00:08:33,565 continues to puzzle industry analysts. 116 00:08:33,566 --> 00:08:37,569 Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year... 117 00:08:37,570 --> 00:08:41,574 coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue. 118 00:08:42,742 --> 00:08:44,909 Every apartment Summer rented... 119 00:08:44,910 --> 00:08:49,791 was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value. 120 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:52,376 And her round-trip commute to work... 121 00:08:52,377 --> 00:08:55,963 averaged 18.4 double takes per day. 122 00:08:55,964 --> 00:08:58,799 It was a rare quality, this "Summer effect". 123 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:02,887 Rare, and yet something every postadoles cent male has encountered... 124 00:09:02,888 --> 00:09:04,887 at least once in their lives. 125 00:09:04,888 --> 00:09:09,059 For Tom Hansen to find it now in a city of 400,000 offices, 126 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:13,605 91,000 commercial buildings and 3.8 million people... 127 00:09:13,606 --> 00:09:16,942 Well, that could only be explained by one thing: 128 00:09:16,943 --> 00:09:19,402 fate. 129 00:09:22,449 --> 00:09:24,743 Dude, I hear she's a bitch. 130 00:09:24,744 --> 00:09:26,576 Really? 131 00:09:26,577 --> 00:09:29,705 Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the copy room. She's totally not having it. 132 00:09:29,706 --> 00:09:31,416 Maybe she was just in a hurry. 133 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:34,668 And maybe she's an uppity, "better than everyone" superskank. 134 00:09:36,255 --> 00:09:39,590 - Damn. - I know. She's pretty hot. 135 00:09:39,591 --> 00:09:41,717 That sucks. Why is it pretty girls... 136 00:09:41,718 --> 00:09:44,220 think they can treat people like crap and get away with it? 137 00:09:44,221 --> 00:09:46,388 Centuries of reinforcement. 138 00:09:46,389 --> 00:09:49,975 You know what? Screw her. I don't care. 139 00:09:49,976 --> 00:09:52,479 If she wants to be that way, fine. 140 00:10:07,077 --> 00:10:10,829 ¶ Driving in your car¶ 141 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:14,500 ¶ Oh, please don't drop me home ¶ 142 00:10:14,501 --> 00:10:16,627 Smiths? 143 00:10:16,628 --> 00:10:19,130 Hi. 144 00:10:20,715 --> 00:10:23,717 - I love the Smiths. - Sorry? 145 00:10:23,718 --> 00:10:26,178 I said I love the Smiths. 146 00:10:29,391 --> 00:10:31,476 You have... You have good taste in music. 147 00:10:31,477 --> 00:10:33,520 - You like the Smiths? - Yeah. 148 00:10:33,521 --> 00:10:37,649 ¶ To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die ¶ 149 00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:40,735 I love 'em. 150 00:10:43,405 --> 00:10:45,906 Holy shit. 151 00:10:52,081 --> 00:10:54,049 There you go. Have another piece. 152 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:55,691 - Ah. - Drinks? 153 00:10:55,692 --> 00:10:57,793 - Arthur, did you get a piece? - Thanks. 154 00:10:57,794 --> 00:11:00,546 - Want one? - Yeah. 155 00:11:01,423 --> 00:11:03,924 - Want one? - Mmm. 156 00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:08,720 - Summer, right? - Oh. Yeah. 157 00:11:08,721 --> 00:11:11,391 - Smiths fan. - Yeah. Tom. 158 00:11:11,392 --> 00:11:13,852 Want some, uh, uh... 159 00:11:13,853 --> 00:11:15,805 It's not champagne. I don't know what it is. 160 00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:16,813 Sure. 161 00:11:16,814 --> 00:11:19,357 So, how's it goin'? 162 00:11:19,358 --> 00:11:21,401 - Pretty good. - You just moved here, right? 163 00:11:21,402 --> 00:11:22,734 - Mm-hmm. - When? 164 00:11:22,735 --> 00:11:25,488 - Saturday. - Oh, wow. 165 00:11:25,489 --> 00:11:28,408 And, uh, what brought you? 166 00:11:29,492 --> 00:11:31,493 Boredom mostly. 167 00:11:31,494 --> 00:11:33,122 Wanted to try something new and exciting. 168 00:11:33,123 --> 00:11:34,122 Mmm. 169 00:11:34,123 --> 00:11:35,859 Well, clearly you've come to the right place. 170 00:11:39,044 --> 00:11:43,130 - So, have you worked here long? - About three or four years. 171 00:11:43,131 --> 00:11:46,259 Wow. You've... 172 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:48,512 always wanted to write greeting cards? 173 00:11:48,513 --> 00:11:50,513 No, I don't even want to do it now. 174 00:11:50,514 --> 00:11:52,849 Well, you should do something else then. 175 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:56,144 Yeah. I studied to be an architect, actually. 176 00:11:56,145 --> 00:11:59,647 You did? That's cool. What happened there? 177 00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:02,400 It didn't work out. 178 00:12:02,401 --> 00:12:05,361 I needed a job, and here we are. 179 00:12:05,362 --> 00:12:07,030 You any good? 180 00:12:07,031 --> 00:12:10,908 Well, um, I wrote this one. 181 00:12:12,745 --> 00:12:15,496 "Today you're a man. 182 00:12:15,497 --> 00:12:17,498 Mazeltov on your bar mitzvah". 183 00:12:17,499 --> 00:12:20,418 It's a big seller. I meant as an architect. 184 00:12:20,419 --> 00:12:23,047 Yeah. 185 00:12:23,048 --> 00:12:25,214 I doubt it. - Well, 186 00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:28,259 you're a perfectly adequate greeting card writer. 187 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:31,055 Thank you. That was actually my nickname in college. 188 00:12:31,056 --> 00:12:33,056 They called me "Perfectly Adequate" Hansen. 189 00:12:33,057 --> 00:12:35,474 They used to call me Anal Girl. 190 00:12:38,646 --> 00:12:42,482 I was very neat and organized. 191 00:12:45,361 --> 00:12:48,363 Well, I should get back, so- Uh- 192 00:12:48,364 --> 00:12:50,949 All right. See you later. 193 00:13:35,869 --> 00:13:40,206 I don't know, man. I think it's official. 194 00:13:40,207 --> 00:13:43,459 I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. 195 00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:46,755 I love her hair. I love her knees. 196 00:13:46,756 --> 00:13:49,091 I love this heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck. 197 00:13:49,092 --> 00:13:52,678 I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks. 198 00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:55,471 I love the sound of her laugh. 199 00:13:55,472 --> 00:13:57,641 I love the way she looks when she's sleeping. 200 00:13:59,644 --> 00:14:01,645 ¶ She's like the wind ¶ 201 00:14:01,646 --> 00:14:04,522 I love how I hear this song every- every time I think of her. 202 00:14:04,523 --> 00:14:06,984 I love how she makes me feel. 203 00:14:06,985 --> 00:14:08,985 Like- 204 00:14:08,986 --> 00:14:12,614 Like anything's possible, or like- I don't know. Like- 205 00:14:13,199 --> 00:14:16,116 Like life is worth it. 206 00:14:19,205 --> 00:14:21,622 This is not good. 207 00:14:23,418 --> 00:14:26,338 She likes Magritte and Hopper. 208 00:14:26,339 --> 00:14:28,921 And we talked about Bananafish for like 20 minutes. 209 00:14:28,922 --> 00:14:30,966 We're so compatible, it's insane. 210 00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:34,386 She's... well, she's not like I thought at all, she's amazing. 211 00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:36,972 - Oh, boy. - What? 212 00:14:36,973 --> 00:14:41,810 Just 'cause some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do, 213 00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:43,896 that doesn't make her your soul mate, Tom. 214 00:14:43,897 --> 00:14:47,275 - Red team wins! - What do you mean? 215 00:14:48,194 --> 00:14:50,318 - It's off. - what? 216 00:14:50,319 --> 00:14:52,321 - Me and Summer. - Was it ever on? 217 00:14:52,322 --> 00:14:55,575 No, but it could have been, in a world where good things happen to me. 218 00:14:55,576 --> 00:14:56,803 Yeah, well, that's not really where we live. 219 00:14:56,804 --> 00:14:57,785 No. 220 00:14:57,786 --> 00:14:59,995 Lucky. 221 00:14:59,996 --> 00:15:02,623 So, what happened? 222 00:15:02,624 --> 00:15:04,625 - All right. You ready? - Yeah. 223 00:15:04,626 --> 00:15:07,669 So there we are. 9 more floors to ride, just me and her. 224 00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:09,755 Hey, Summer. 225 00:15:09,756 --> 00:15:12,257 Hi. 226 00:15:12,884 --> 00:15:15,344 How was your weekend? 227 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:17,346 It was good. 228 00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:19,181 Can you believe that shit? 229 00:15:19,182 --> 00:15:22,437 - I'm sorry. what shit? - I think I missed something. 230 00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:25,187 She said, "It was good". Emphasis on the "good". 231 00:15:25,188 --> 00:15:26,157 She basically said... 232 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,775 she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym. 233 00:15:28,776 --> 00:15:30,984 Skank. Whatever. I'm over it. 234 00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:33,862 - What the hell's wrong with you? - She's not interested in me. 235 00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:35,864 There's really nothing I can do about that. 236 00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:38,283 - Just because she said it was good? - And some other things. 237 00:15:38,284 --> 00:15:40,577 Like, did she say, uh, "hey" instead of "hi"? 238 00:15:40,578 --> 00:15:44,622 I mean, 'cause you know that... that means that she's a lesbian, right? 239 00:15:44,623 --> 00:15:46,792 I gave her plenty of chances. 240 00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:50,547 I'm going to the supply room. Do you guys need anything? 241 00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:53,716 I think you know what I need. 242 00:15:56,886 --> 00:15:58,929 Uh, toner. 243 00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:01,473 Okay. Sure. No problem. 244 00:16:08,690 --> 00:16:14,612 ¶ Good times for a change ¶ 245 00:16:14,613 --> 00:16:17,532 ¶ See, the luck I've had ¶ 246 00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:21,701 ¶ Can make a good man turn bad ¶ 247 00:16:22,537 --> 00:16:26,665 ¶ So, please, please, please ¶ 248 00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:30,419 ¶ Let me, let me, let me ¶ 249 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:33,839 ¶ Let me get what I want ¶¶ 250 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:37,969 Whatever, man. It's fine. I don't need this crap really. I just, you know... 251 00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:41,554 I'm comfortable. I'm unhassled. 252 00:16:42,682 --> 00:16:45,810 People don't realize this, but loneliness... 253 00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:50,564 - It's underrated. - You could just ask her out. 254 00:16:51,232 --> 00:16:53,358 Don't be stupid. 255 00:16:54,359 --> 00:16:57,947 Hey. 256 00:17:00,116 --> 00:17:03,177 This Friday, all you can karaoke at the Mill. 257 00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:04,678 - No. - Why? 258 00:17:04,679 --> 00:17:07,247 They're not gonna let you back in there after last time. 259 00:17:07,248 --> 00:17:09,501 Ah, I wasn't that bad. 260 00:17:09,502 --> 00:17:12,587 Dude, you threw up on the stage, you tried to fight the bartender... 261 00:17:12,588 --> 00:17:14,588 and you threatened to burn the place down. 262 00:17:14,589 --> 00:17:17,425 - But I didn't burn the place down. - We're not going back there, man. 263 00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:21,137 Look. It's not like that, ok? It's a work thing. The whole office's going. 264 00:17:21,138 --> 00:17:23,723 - I can't go, even if I wanted... - You're not listening to me. 265 00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:27,600 - What? - The whole office is going. 266 00:17:35,152 --> 00:17:38,905 ¶Just like every cowboy ¶ 267 00:17:38,906 --> 00:17:42,951 ¶ Sings a sad, sad song ¶ 268 00:17:42,952 --> 00:17:48,288 ¶ Every rose has its thorn ¶¶ 269 00:17:48,289 --> 00:17:50,291 - Hi. - Hi. 270 00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:53,127 They said you weren't coming. You asked if I was... 271 00:17:53,128 --> 00:17:55,505 Goddamn. That song is brilliant! 272 00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:57,549 - What's up, Hansen? - Summer. Summer... 273 00:17:57,550 --> 00:18:00,134 That's me. Come on up. 274 00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:02,427 You... 275 00:18:02,428 --> 00:18:07,393 - Okay. I'm new, so no making fun of me. - Whoo! 276 00:18:07,394 --> 00:18:09,851 Thanks, chief. 277 00:18:09,852 --> 00:18:11,854 - Ah, thanks. - Yeah, man. 278 00:18:11,855 --> 00:18:13,147 Cheers. 279 00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:20,613 ¶ I got some troubles but they won't last ¶ 280 00:18:20,614 --> 00:18:24,784 ¶ I'm gonna lay right down here in the grass ¶ 281 00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:28,664 ¶ And pretty soon all my troubles will pass ¶ 282 00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:31,290 ¶ 'Cause I'm in Su-Su-Su ¶ 283 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,293 ¶ Su-Su-Su ¶ 284 00:18:33,294 --> 00:18:35,753 ¶ Su-Su-Su-Su-Su-Su ¶ 285 00:18:35,754 --> 00:18:38,047 ¶ Sugar Town ¶¶ 286 00:18:46,765 --> 00:18:49,018 - Like, that's what I was... - I guess. 287 00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:51,019 - Hello. - Hi. 288 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:53,688 I didn't, uh... I didn't know you were gonna join us. 289 00:18:53,689 --> 00:18:55,982 I would have gotten you, you know, a drink, or... 290 00:18:55,983 --> 00:18:57,984 - I'm good. - You're good? 291 00:18:57,985 --> 00:19:00,012 You... You were great... great up, uh, singing. 292 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,113 Thank you. 293 00:19:01,114 --> 00:19:03,532 I wanted to sing "Born To Run," but they didn't have it. 294 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,533 - I love "Born To Run". - Me too. 295 00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:07,994 - Tom's from New Jersey. - Really? 296 00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:10,872 Yeah. I grew up there. Uh, I lived there till I was 12. 297 00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:12,790 I named my cat after Springsteen. 298 00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:14,793 No kidding. What... what was his name? 299 00:19:14,794 --> 00:19:16,878 Bruce. 300 00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:18,588 Oh. That makes sense. 301 00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:23,135 So, do you have a boyfriend? 302 00:19:23,136 --> 00:19:25,136 - No. - Why not? 303 00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:28,640 - 'Cause I don't want one. - Come on. I don't believe that. 304 00:19:28,641 --> 00:19:31,684 You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent? 305 00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:33,728 Are you a lesbian? 306 00:19:33,729 --> 00:19:35,939 No, I'm not a lesbian. 307 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,232 I just don't feel comfortable being anyone's girlfriend. 308 00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:41,944 I don't actually feel comfortable being anyone's anything, you know. 309 00:19:41,945 --> 00:19:44,490 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Really? 310 00:19:44,491 --> 00:19:46,574 Nope. 311 00:19:46,575 --> 00:19:48,661 Okay. Let me break it down for you. 312 00:19:48,662 --> 00:19:52,914 - Break it down. - Okay. I like being on my own. 313 00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:56,043 Relationships are messy, and people's feelings get hurt. 314 00:19:56,044 --> 00:19:58,295 Who needs it? We're young. 315 00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:00,838 We live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. 316 00:20:00,839 --> 00:20:03,174 Might as well have fun while we can and... 317 00:20:03,175 --> 00:20:05,594 save the serious stuff for later. 318 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:08,931 Holy shit. You're a dude. She's a dude. 319 00:20:08,932 --> 00:20:13,101 Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love? 320 00:20:13,102 --> 00:20:15,103 What? 321 00:20:15,104 --> 00:20:17,147 Well, you don't believe that, do you? 322 00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:19,525 It's love. It's not Santa Claus. 323 00:20:19,526 --> 00:20:21,527 Well, what does that word even mean? 324 00:20:21,528 --> 00:20:24,697 I've been in relationships, and I don't think I've ever seen it. 325 00:20:24,698 --> 00:20:26,250 - Well, maybe that's... - And most marriages... 326 00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,949 end in divorce these days. 327 00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:30,285 - Like my parents. - Okay. Mine too, but... 328 00:20:30,286 --> 00:20:33,081 Me thinks the lady dosth protest too much. 329 00:20:33,082 --> 00:20:36,374 The lady doestn't. 330 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:39,503 There's no such thing as love. It's a fantasy. 331 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:42,631 Well, I think you're wrong. 332 00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:46,385 Okay. Well, 333 00:20:46,386 --> 00:20:49,429 what is it that I'm missing then? 334 00:20:51,099 --> 00:20:53,935 I think you know it when you feel it. 335 00:20:56,645 --> 00:20:59,648 I guess we can just agree to disagree. 336 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,652 Yeah. 337 00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:06,364 Okay. Who's singing next? 338 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:09,198 I nominate young Werther here. 339 00:21:09,199 --> 00:21:11,410 I'm not nearly drunk enough to... Bartender. 340 00:21:11,411 --> 00:21:15,622 - Whoo! Whoo! - ¶ outside there's a boxcar waiting ¶ 341 00:21:15,623 --> 00:21:19,918 ¶ Outside the family stew ¶ 342 00:21:19,919 --> 00:21:23,213 - ¶ out by the fire breathing ¶ - Whoo! Whoo! 343 00:21:23,214 --> 00:21:27,343 ¶ Outside we wait till our face turns blue ¶ 344 00:21:27,344 --> 00:21:31,388 ¶ I know the nervous walking ¶ 345 00:21:31,389 --> 00:21:35,435 ¶ I know the dirty beard ha-ha-hangs ¶ 346 00:21:35,436 --> 00:21:38,854 ¶ Out by the boxcar waiting ¶ 347 00:21:38,855 --> 00:21:42,857 ¶ Take me away to nowhere plains ¶ 348 00:21:42,858 --> 00:21:46,862 - ¶ There is a wait so long ¶ - ¶ So long, so long ¶ 349 00:21:46,863 --> 00:21:50,699 ¶ There is a wait so long ¶ 350 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,701 ¶ Here comes your man ¶ 351 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:56,997 Whoo! You're good! ¶ Here comes your man ¶ 352 00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:02,544 - ¶ Here comes your man ¶¶ - Is it... 353 00:22:04,214 --> 00:22:06,215 - No? - No, that's not it. 354 00:22:06,216 --> 00:22:08,218 - What is that then? - I don't know. That's not it... 355 00:22:08,219 --> 00:22:10,511 - That... That's something, - I know. 356 00:22:10,512 --> 00:22:13,014 - Ah, I used to watch it every week. - Oh. Yeah! 357 00:22:13,015 --> 00:22:15,057 - It was the best show on TV. - I know. 358 00:22:15,058 --> 00:22:17,392 - Knight Rider? Come on. - And the theme song is really good. 359 00:22:17,393 --> 00:22:20,437 - So good. - This is gonna bother me for a week. 360 00:22:20,438 --> 00:22:22,440 Me too. 361 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:25,943 ¶ And I'm proud to be an American ¶ 362 00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:28,737 ¶ Where at least I know I'm free ¶ 363 00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:32,741 ¶ And I'd like to entertain... ¶¶ 364 00:22:36,079 --> 00:22:38,247 - You were amazing. - I know, buddy. 365 00:22:38,248 --> 00:22:40,249 You're amazing. 366 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,252 - This was so much fun. - Yeah. 367 00:22:42,253 --> 00:22:44,545 - You guys are so much... - Wait! wait! Hey. 368 00:22:44,546 --> 00:22:46,964 - What's up? - Not you. 369 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,007 You. 370 00:22:49,008 --> 00:22:50,760 - He likes you. - Okay. 371 00:22:50,761 --> 00:22:52,761 - He likes likes you! - Good night, McKenzie. 372 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,764 - Why don't you just tell her, Tom? - Yeah. 373 00:22:54,765 --> 00:22:57,559 You guys are the best! Sorry you had to see that. He's... 374 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,852 Happens every time we come here. He, uh... I don't know. 375 00:22:59,853 --> 00:23:01,854 Something about that guy and singing. 376 00:23:01,855 --> 00:23:03,940 - Is that true? - Yeah, yeah. 377 00:23:03,941 --> 00:23:07,068 He drinks, and he sings and just loses his shit. 378 00:23:07,069 --> 00:23:09,278 No, uh, not McKenzie. 379 00:23:09,279 --> 00:23:11,364 Um, the other thing. 380 00:23:11,365 --> 00:23:13,782 What thing? 381 00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:16,869 Do you... like me? 382 00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:21,790 Yeah. 383 00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:24,293 Yeah, of course I like you. 384 00:23:24,795 --> 00:23:27,254 As friends? 385 00:23:27,798 --> 00:23:29,924 Right. As friends. 386 00:23:29,925 --> 00:23:32,885 Just as friends? 387 00:23:32,886 --> 00:23:37,390 Yeah. I mean, I... I don't know. I hadn't really thought about, um... 388 00:23:37,391 --> 00:23:39,767 Yes. why? 389 00:23:39,768 --> 00:23:43,145 No reason. I just... 390 00:23:43,146 --> 00:23:47,733 I think you're interesting, and I'd like for us to be friends. 391 00:23:47,734 --> 00:23:50,319 Is that all right? 392 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:54,656 Yeah. It's, um... 393 00:23:54,657 --> 00:23:57,785 - Yeah. You and me. We should be friends. - Mmm. 394 00:23:57,786 --> 00:24:00,286 Okay. Good. 395 00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:12,341 Well, I'm that way, so... 396 00:24:14,261 --> 00:24:17,430 - Okay. Well, good night. - Good night. 397 00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:38,409 - Hey. - Hi. 398 00:25:05,562 --> 00:25:08,899 So, that was fun the other night. 399 00:25:47,813 --> 00:25:49,815 - You son of a bitch. - Shh! 400 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,817 The same girl you've been obsessing over for weeks now? 401 00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:52,817 I've not been obsessing. 402 00:25:52,818 --> 00:25:54,946 The girl you said was outta your league, that you'd never have a chance with... 403 00:25:54,947 --> 00:25:56,762 - in a million years. That girl. - Paul, seriously. 404 00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,197 - Did you bang her? - No. 405 00:25:58,198 --> 00:26:01,034 - What, hum job? Hand job? - Man, no. 406 00:26:01,035 --> 00:26:05,622 No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We... We kissed. 407 00:26:05,623 --> 00:26:08,458 Level with me, man. Come on. This is your best friend, huh? 408 00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:10,945 Your best friend who tolerated you whining about this girl, 409 00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:12,045 - for... for weeks on end. - Paul... 410 00:26:12,046 --> 00:26:13,212 You were essentially stalking her! 411 00:26:13,213 --> 00:26:15,049 Paul! Shh! 412 00:26:19,053 --> 00:26:21,637 - Hi. - Hey. 413 00:26:21,638 --> 00:26:24,016 - I'm Summer. - Summer. 414 00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:27,811 - I'm Paul. - Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you. 415 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:35,194 Well, I gotta go. I gotta do some, you know. 416 00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:38,280 - Yeah, man. - Um, pretend I was never here. 417 00:26:38,281 --> 00:26:41,115 Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. Um, if any jobs come up... 418 00:26:41,116 --> 00:26:43,535 Thanks, Paul! See ya! 419 00:26:46,288 --> 00:26:51,169 He's, uh, you know, an old friend. 420 00:26:51,170 --> 00:26:53,503 If you heard any of, um... 421 00:26:53,504 --> 00:26:55,964 - Heard what? - Nothing. You wanna go? 422 00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:59,134 Yeah. I'm stalking. I mean, I'm starving. 423 00:27:02,597 --> 00:27:05,557 Ah, hon? 424 00:27:05,558 --> 00:27:08,018 Our sink is broken. 425 00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:15,691 Man, all of our sinks are broken. 426 00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:24,619 What are we looking for again? 427 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:26,870 Uh, trivets. How 'bout a fly gel? 428 00:27:26,871 --> 00:27:29,039 No, I don't think so. 429 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,084 No? You don't want a fly gel? 430 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:34,586 Home sweet home. 431 00:27:36,547 --> 00:27:40,259 Our place really is lovely, isn't it? 432 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:42,261 Yes. 433 00:27:42,262 --> 00:27:44,888 Ooh! Idol's on. 434 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:54,523 The TV's not working. 435 00:27:54,524 --> 00:27:56,859 Oh. 436 00:27:56,860 --> 00:28:00,654 Well, I'm famished. 437 00:28:00,655 --> 00:28:03,073 Let's eat. 438 00:28:07,705 --> 00:28:09,745 Mmm. Smells delicious. 439 00:28:09,746 --> 00:28:14,250 Oh, honey, that's because it is delicious. 440 00:28:14,837 --> 00:28:16,962 I made it myself. 441 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:19,340 Bald eagle. Your favorite. 442 00:28:19,341 --> 00:28:22,257 Mm-hmm. 443 00:28:26,932 --> 00:28:29,516 The sink's broken. 444 00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:32,143 Well, that's okay, because... 445 00:28:33,855 --> 00:28:36,398 that's why we bought a home with two kitchens. 446 00:28:36,399 --> 00:28:38,775 You're so smart. 447 00:28:38,776 --> 00:28:41,196 I'll race you to the bedroom. 448 00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:44,031 ¶ Left behind ¶ 449 00:28:44,032 --> 00:28:47,534 ¶ There goes the fear again ¶ 450 00:28:48,287 --> 00:28:52,289 ¶ Let it go ¶ 451 00:28:52,875 --> 00:28:56,668 ¶ There goes the fear¶¶ 452 00:29:01,508 --> 00:29:04,969 Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, 453 00:29:04,970 --> 00:29:09,682 but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom. 454 00:29:27,742 --> 00:29:29,744 This is fun. 455 00:29:29,745 --> 00:29:32,412 You're fun. 456 00:29:32,413 --> 00:29:34,832 Thanks. 457 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,921 Hey, um, 458 00:29:40,922 --> 00:29:44,259 I just wanna tell you that, um, 459 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:47,428 I'm not really looking... 460 00:29:47,429 --> 00:29:51,557 for anything... serious. 461 00:29:53,810 --> 00:29:56,604 Is that okay? 462 00:29:56,605 --> 00:29:59,023 Yeah. 463 00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:03,820 'Cause some people kinda freak out when they hear that. 464 00:30:03,821 --> 00:30:06,405 No, not me. 465 00:30:06,406 --> 00:30:08,866 You sure? 466 00:30:08,867 --> 00:30:12,869 - Yeah. Like, casual. - Right? Take it slow. 467 00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:14,913 Right. 468 00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:17,416 No pressure. 469 00:30:50,284 --> 00:30:53,119 Can you, uh... Can you wait one second? 470 00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:04,088 Okay. Settle. She's just a girl. 471 00:31:04,089 --> 00:31:06,133 Just a girl. 472 00:31:06,134 --> 00:31:08,842 She wants to keep it casual, 473 00:31:08,843 --> 00:31:11,429 which is why she's in my bed right now. 474 00:31:11,430 --> 00:31:14,557 But that's casual. That's what casual people do. 475 00:31:15,934 --> 00:31:18,436 That's fine. That's great. 476 00:31:24,276 --> 00:31:26,778 - Hi. - Hi. 477 00:31:39,584 --> 00:31:44,879 ¶ What I want you've got and it might be hard to handle ¶ 478 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,174 ¶ Like the flame that burns the candle ¶ 479 00:31:47,175 --> 00:31:50,343 ¶ The candle feeds the flame ¶ 480 00:31:50,344 --> 00:31:53,513 ¶ Yeah, yeah what I've got full stock ¶ 481 00:31:53,514 --> 00:31:55,932 ¶ of thoughts and dreams that scatter¶ 482 00:31:55,933 --> 00:31:59,186 ¶ You're pullin' them all together ¶ 483 00:31:59,187 --> 00:32:02,688 ¶ And I can't explain oh, yeah ¶ 484 00:32:02,689 --> 00:32:05,316 - ¶ Well, well, you ¶ - Hey. 485 00:32:05,317 --> 00:32:07,319 ¶ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ¶ Hello. 486 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,321 ¶ You make my dreams come true ¶ 487 00:32:09,322 --> 00:32:12,116 - ¶ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ¶ - Hi. 488 00:32:12,117 --> 00:32:15,076 ¶ Ooh-ooh ¶ ¶ well, well, well, you ¶ 489 00:32:15,077 --> 00:32:17,912 ¶ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ¶ ¶ oh, yeah ¶ 490 00:32:17,913 --> 00:32:21,250 - ¶ You make my dreams come true ¶ - Thanks. 491 00:32:21,251 --> 00:32:23,668 ¶ ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh ¶ ¶ Yeah, oh, yeah ¶ 492 00:32:23,669 --> 00:32:25,170 ¶ You ¶ 493 00:32:25,171 --> 00:32:30,216 ¶ on a night when bad dreams become a screamer¶ 494 00:32:30,217 --> 00:32:33,303 ¶ when they're messin' with the dreamer¶ 495 00:32:33,304 --> 00:32:36,264 ¶ I can laugh it in the face ¶ 496 00:32:36,850 --> 00:32:39,183 ¶ Twist and shout my way out ¶ 497 00:32:39,184 --> 00:32:41,687 ¶ And wrap yourself around me ¶ 498 00:32:41,688 --> 00:32:44,647 ¶ 'Cause I ain't the way you found me ¶ 499 00:32:44,648 --> 00:32:48,192 ¶ And I'll never be the same oh, yeah ¶ 500 00:32:48,193 --> 00:32:50,861 ¶ Well, well, you ¶ 501 00:32:52,948 --> 00:32:55,242 ¶ You make my dreams come true ¶ 502 00:32:55,243 --> 00:32:58,120 ¶ ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh ¶ ¶ whoa, yeah ¶ 503 00:32:58,121 --> 00:33:01,038 ¶ Ooh-ooh ¶ ¶ well, well, well, you ¶ 504 00:33:01,039 --> 00:33:03,834 ¶ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ¶ ¶ Whoo-whoo ¶ 505 00:33:03,835 --> 00:33:07,254 ¶ You make my dreams come true ¶ 506 00:33:07,255 --> 00:33:09,131 ¶ ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh ¶ 507 00:33:09,132 --> 00:33:11,175 ¶ oh-oh-oh, yeah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ooh ¶ 508 00:33:11,176 --> 00:33:13,676 ¶ Now listen to this ¶ 509 00:33:13,677 --> 00:33:17,097 ¶ I'm down on my daydream ¶ 510 00:33:17,098 --> 00:33:20,350 ¶ oh, that sleepwalk should be over by now ¶ 511 00:33:20,351 --> 00:33:22,769 ¶ Oh, no ¶ 512 00:33:23,271 --> 00:33:25,688 ¶ Yeah, you ¶ 513 00:33:25,689 --> 00:33:27,649 ¶ Yeah ¶¶ 514 00:33:38,954 --> 00:33:41,747 You know, I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna get Alfredo's number. 515 00:33:41,748 --> 00:33:43,749 - Okay. - And I'll... And I'll bring it to you. 516 00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:44,791 - Okay. - Okay? 517 00:33:44,792 --> 00:33:46,042 Is this Solitaire? 518 00:33:46,043 --> 00:33:49,129 So, did you get her back yet or what? 519 00:33:51,383 --> 00:33:53,883 Working on it. 520 00:33:56,679 --> 00:33:59,848 - Hey, maybe you should write a book. - What? 521 00:33:59,849 --> 00:34:02,726 Well, you know, Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman... 522 00:34:02,727 --> 00:34:04,771 is to turn her into literature. 523 00:34:04,772 --> 00:34:07,688 Well, that guy had a lot more sex than me. 524 00:34:11,736 --> 00:34:14,154 Oh, this is it! This is it! 525 00:34:14,155 --> 00:34:16,240 So great to hear from you. 526 00:34:16,241 --> 00:34:18,283 I can't this week, but maybe next? 527 00:34:18,284 --> 00:34:20,910 I hope this means you're ready to be friends. 528 00:34:37,053 --> 00:34:39,930 Yeah, that's it. That is it. 529 00:34:39,931 --> 00:34:42,474 Your girl is losing it. 530 00:34:42,475 --> 00:34:45,102 Can you just be serious, for just a second? 531 00:34:45,103 --> 00:34:47,313 - I am being totally serious. - No, you're joking around. 532 00:34:47,314 --> 00:34:50,023 No, I am not joking around. "Octopus's Garden"? 533 00:34:50,024 --> 00:34:52,734 Yes, "Octopus's Garden" is the best Beatles song ever recorded. 534 00:34:52,735 --> 00:34:54,612 Why don't you just say "Piggies"? 535 00:34:54,613 --> 00:34:56,738 Come on. I love Ringo Starr! 536 00:34:56,739 --> 00:35:00,910 - Nobody loves Ringo Starr. - That's what I love about him. 537 00:35:02,745 --> 00:35:05,163 No, no. 538 00:35:07,293 --> 00:35:09,918 Ooh, this looks good. 539 00:35:09,919 --> 00:35:12,296 Gets really good reviews. 540 00:35:15,675 --> 00:35:20,054 You know what? That looks pretty doable. 541 00:35:20,055 --> 00:35:23,016 - Why are you asking me now? - Because this was your idea. 542 00:35:25,018 --> 00:35:27,103 - Put your hand there. - Wait one second. 543 00:35:27,104 --> 00:35:31,316 - Okay. Three, two, one! - One. 544 00:35:34,402 --> 00:35:38,155 Yeah, the street level isn't so exciting, but- 545 00:35:38,156 --> 00:35:42,827 - Like, if you look up... - ¶ Sweet ¶ 546 00:35:42,828 --> 00:35:47,790 ¶ Disposition ¶ 547 00:35:47,791 --> 00:35:51,043 The Fine Arts Building. 548 00:35:51,044 --> 00:35:56,841 The guys who designed this, Walker and Eisen, are... 2 of my favorites. 549 00:35:56,842 --> 00:36:00,887 ¶ Never ¶ Isn't that cool? 550 00:36:00,888 --> 00:36:06,058 ¶ Too soon ¶¶ 551 00:36:11,689 --> 00:36:13,900 - This is my favorite spot. - This is? 552 00:36:13,901 --> 00:36:16,319 This is your favorite spot? 553 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,696 Right here. 554 00:36:18,697 --> 00:36:21,699 How come? 555 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:24,910 Uh, I don't know. It's kinda hard to explain, I guess. 556 00:36:24,911 --> 00:36:27,747 Well, try. 557 00:36:27,748 --> 00:36:30,583 Um... Well, okay. 558 00:36:30,584 --> 00:36:34,462 Like, that building... that's, uh... 559 00:36:34,463 --> 00:36:37,256 That's been there since 1911. 560 00:36:37,257 --> 00:36:40,468 And that- that's the Continental. That's L.A.'s first skyscraper. 561 00:36:40,469 --> 00:36:42,929 It was built in 1904. 562 00:36:42,930 --> 00:36:44,722 What is that? 563 00:36:44,723 --> 00:36:46,849 That? 564 00:36:46,850 --> 00:36:49,977 - That's a parking lot. - Oh! 565 00:36:49,978 --> 00:36:53,938 Yeah. That's... That's also a parking lot. 566 00:36:54,733 --> 00:36:57,276 That's, um... Yeah. 567 00:36:57,277 --> 00:37:00,321 There's a lot of beautiful stuff here too though. 568 00:37:02,826 --> 00:37:07,036 I don't know. I just... wish people would notice it more. 569 00:37:07,037 --> 00:37:11,041 If it were me, then, uh... 570 00:37:11,042 --> 00:37:13,459 If it were you what? 571 00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:17,046 I don't know. I think I'd... make 'em notice. 572 00:37:17,548 --> 00:37:20,382 How would you make them notice? 573 00:37:22,302 --> 00:37:26,055 I don't know. There's a lotta different stuff you could do. 574 00:37:26,056 --> 00:37:28,041 Show me. 575 00:37:28,642 --> 00:37:30,913 Please. I don't know anything about architecture. 576 00:37:32,355 --> 00:37:35,189 - You want me to draw you something? - Yeah. 577 00:37:35,190 --> 00:37:39,109 - I don't have any paper. - Well, use my arm. 578 00:37:40,821 --> 00:37:42,905 Please, I need a tattoo. 579 00:37:42,906 --> 00:37:46,993 - Well, let's see your arm. - That's the spirit. 580 00:37:49,121 --> 00:37:53,167 Well, the buildings need to be integrated better, so... 581 00:37:53,168 --> 00:37:56,585 You could maximize light capacity here. 582 00:38:20,487 --> 00:38:22,570 It's kind of messy. 583 00:38:22,571 --> 00:38:25,072 That's okay. 584 00:38:36,335 --> 00:38:40,714 For Tom Hansen, this was the night where everything changed. 585 00:38:40,715 --> 00:38:44,133 That wall Summer so often hid behind- 586 00:38:44,134 --> 00:38:48,221 the wall of distance, of space, of casual- 587 00:38:49,098 --> 00:38:52,475 that wall was slowly coming down. 588 00:38:53,394 --> 00:38:55,854 For here was Tom, in her world, 589 00:38:55,855 --> 00:39:00,359 a place few had been invited to see with their own eyes. 590 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,694 And here was Summer, wanting him there. 591 00:39:02,695 --> 00:39:05,531 Him, no one else. 592 00:39:05,532 --> 00:39:07,825 - Have you ever been in a tornado? - No. 593 00:39:07,826 --> 00:39:11,662 It's that and my teeth falling out. 594 00:39:11,663 --> 00:39:13,664 I have that too! - You do? 595 00:39:13,665 --> 00:39:17,124 Yeah! It's so weird. It's like being an old man. 596 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:19,961 What else do you have? 597 00:39:19,962 --> 00:39:22,089 Um, earthquakes? 598 00:39:22,090 --> 00:39:24,424 Really? - No. 599 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:32,139 You know, I dream sometimes about flying. 600 00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:35,227 It starts out like I'm running really, really fast. 601 00:39:35,228 --> 00:39:37,230 I'm, like, superhuman. 602 00:39:37,231 --> 00:39:40,606 And the terrain starts to get really rocky and steep. 603 00:39:40,607 --> 00:39:44,485 And then I'm running so fast that my feet aren't even touching the ground. 604 00:39:44,486 --> 00:39:49,617 And I'm floating, and it's like this amazing, amazing realness. 605 00:39:50,702 --> 00:39:53,035 I'm free. I'm safe. 606 00:39:53,036 --> 00:39:55,956 Then I realize, 607 00:39:55,957 --> 00:39:59,125 I'm completely alone. 608 00:40:01,588 --> 00:40:04,131 And then I wake up. 609 00:40:04,132 --> 00:40:06,216 As he listened, Tom began to realize... 610 00:40:06,217 --> 00:40:09,761 that these weren't stories routinely told. 611 00:40:09,762 --> 00:40:13,180 These were stories one had to earn. 612 00:40:13,181 --> 00:40:16,268 He could feel the wall coming down. 613 00:40:16,269 --> 00:40:19,646 He wondered if anyone else had made it this far. 614 00:40:19,647 --> 00:40:23,734 Which is why the next six words changed everything. 615 00:40:23,735 --> 00:40:27,237 I've never told anybody that before. 616 00:40:30,826 --> 00:40:32,910 I guess I'm not just anybody. 617 00:40:32,911 --> 00:40:35,295 So what are you exactly? 618 00:40:35,296 --> 00:40:37,439 - I don't know. - Are you her boyfriend? 619 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,833 - It's not that simple. - Sure, it is. 620 00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:42,044 What, like, are we going steady? Come on, guys. 621 00:40:42,045 --> 00:40:44,756 You know, we're... we're adults. We know how we feel. 622 00:40:44,757 --> 00:40:46,839 We don't need to put labels on it. 623 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,842 I mean, "boyfriend," "girlfriend". 624 00:40:48,843 --> 00:40:52,472 All that stuff is... It's really juvenile. 625 00:40:52,473 --> 00:40:54,973 - You sound gay. - You really do. 626 00:40:54,974 --> 00:40:56,975 Okay, first of all, 627 00:40:56,976 --> 00:41:01,021 your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the 7th grade, 628 00:41:01,022 --> 00:41:03,815 and you dated for, like, three hours. 629 00:41:03,816 --> 00:41:08,862 And you... you've been with Robyn since what... like 1998? 630 00:41:08,863 --> 00:41:11,365 - '97. - '97. See... 631 00:41:11,366 --> 00:41:14,201 Shoot. 632 00:41:14,202 --> 00:41:18,956 I don't think the two of you are exactly authorities on modern relationships. 633 00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:27,215 - So, what should I do? - You should ask her. 634 00:41:27,216 --> 00:41:29,217 What? 635 00:41:29,218 --> 00:41:31,927 Well, why rock the boat, is what I'm thinking. 636 00:41:31,928 --> 00:41:34,013 I mean, things are going well. 637 00:41:34,014 --> 00:41:36,682 You start putting labels on it, that's like the kiss of death. 638 00:41:36,683 --> 00:41:40,561 - It's like saying, "I love you". - Yeah, I know what you mean. 639 00:41:40,562 --> 00:41:43,563 That's what happened between me and Sean. 640 00:41:43,564 --> 00:41:46,234 - Who the hell's Sean? - My boyfriend before Mark. 641 00:41:46,235 --> 00:41:48,652 Who the... never mind. 642 00:41:48,653 --> 00:41:52,531 - So, what you're saying... - I'm saying you do wanna ask her. 643 00:41:52,532 --> 00:41:55,742 It's obvious. You're just afraid you'll get an answer you don't want, 644 00:41:55,743 --> 00:41:57,364 which will shatter all the illusions... 645 00:41:57,365 --> 00:41:59,914 of how great these past few months have been. 646 00:41:59,915 --> 00:42:01,916 Now look, if it were me, 647 00:42:01,917 --> 00:42:04,459 I'd find out now before you show up at her place... 648 00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:08,548 and, well, she's in bed with Lars from Norway. 649 00:42:08,549 --> 00:42:11,426 Who's Lars from Norway? 650 00:42:11,427 --> 00:42:13,428 Just some guy she met at the gym... 651 00:42:13,429 --> 00:42:17,430 with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs. 652 00:42:18,934 --> 00:42:21,519 Wait! No, Coach. We're not done here. 653 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,604 - Rachel! - Look, it's easy, Tom. 654 00:42:23,605 --> 00:42:26,105 Just don't be a pussy. 655 00:42:42,624 --> 00:42:45,126 You okay? 656 00:42:45,127 --> 00:42:48,296 - Yeah. - You sure? 657 00:42:48,297 --> 00:42:51,048 Summer, I gotta ask you something. 658 00:42:51,049 --> 00:42:53,551 - What? - What are we, um... 659 00:42:55,095 --> 00:42:57,972 - What're we doing? - I thought we were going to the movies. 660 00:42:57,973 --> 00:43:00,474 Yeah. Nah, I mean, like, what are we, like... 661 00:43:00,475 --> 00:43:03,186 What's going on here, with us? 662 00:43:03,187 --> 00:43:05,646 I don't know. 663 00:43:06,523 --> 00:43:08,775 Who cares? 664 00:43:08,776 --> 00:43:11,860 - I'm happy. Aren't you happy? - Yeah. 665 00:43:11,861 --> 00:43:13,863 Good. 666 00:43:49,650 --> 00:43:51,735 London, 1964. 667 00:43:51,736 --> 00:43:53,778 Those girls knew how to dress. 668 00:43:53,779 --> 00:43:57,448 Nowadays, it's all these giant sunglasses... 669 00:43:57,449 --> 00:43:59,784 and tattoos. 670 00:43:59,785 --> 00:44:02,078 It's handbags with little dogs in them. 671 00:44:02,079 --> 00:44:06,581 - Who okayed this? - Some people like it. 672 00:44:07,835 --> 00:44:09,961 I like how you dress. 673 00:44:09,962 --> 00:44:13,589 I was thinking about getting a butterfly tattoo about yeh big on my ankle. 674 00:44:13,590 --> 00:44:15,676 No. 675 00:44:15,677 --> 00:44:17,468 Oh. 676 00:44:17,469 --> 00:44:19,805 Yo. 677 00:44:19,806 --> 00:44:21,806 How's it going? 678 00:44:21,807 --> 00:44:24,059 Uh, okay. 679 00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:26,395 You live around here? 680 00:44:26,396 --> 00:44:28,646 Um, yeah, not too far. 681 00:44:28,647 --> 00:44:31,023 I've never seen you here before. 682 00:44:31,024 --> 00:44:33,235 You're not too observant. 683 00:44:33,236 --> 00:44:36,363 That's funny. You're funny. 684 00:44:36,364 --> 00:44:39,365 - So let me buy you a drink. - No, Thank you. 685 00:44:41,076 --> 00:44:43,286 - You with this guy? - Hey, I'm Tom. 686 00:44:43,287 --> 00:44:45,956 Whatever. So, come on. One drink. What're you drinking? 687 00:44:45,957 --> 00:44:48,207 I said no, thanks. 688 00:44:48,208 --> 00:44:50,210 You're serious? This guy? 689 00:44:50,211 --> 00:44:52,253 Hey, buddy... You know what? Don't be rude. 690 00:44:52,254 --> 00:44:54,381 I'm flattered, but I'm not interested. 691 00:44:54,382 --> 00:44:58,843 So why don't you go over there and leave us alone? Thanks. 692 00:45:00,346 --> 00:45:02,846 It's a free country. 693 00:45:11,399 --> 00:45:15,067 I can't believe this is your boyfriend. 694 00:45:21,451 --> 00:45:23,660 What are you doing? 695 00:45:25,662 --> 00:45:28,749 It was really just a crazy thing. 696 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:32,169 It happened like... It felt like it happened fast, but really, 697 00:45:32,170 --> 00:45:35,339 it... it also felt like it was happening really slowly, 698 00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:37,423 like everything all was just... 699 00:45:37,424 --> 00:45:41,136 I don't know. It doesn't feel like you think it would... 700 00:45:41,137 --> 00:45:43,931 Hey, what's the matter? 701 00:45:43,932 --> 00:45:46,934 I just... I can't believe you. 702 00:45:46,935 --> 00:45:49,269 You can't believe me? 703 00:45:49,270 --> 00:45:52,064 You were so completely, completely uncool in there. 704 00:45:52,065 --> 00:45:56,236 Wait. Are you mad at me? I just got my ass kicked for you. 705 00:45:56,237 --> 00:45:58,611 Oh, really? Was that for me? Was that for my benefit? 706 00:45:58,612 --> 00:46:00,322 Yes, it was. 707 00:46:00,323 --> 00:46:02,783 Okay, well, next time don't, 'cause I don't need your help. 708 00:46:02,784 --> 00:46:06,745 You know what? I'm really tired. 709 00:46:08,873 --> 00:46:11,749 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 710 00:46:24,137 --> 00:46:26,181 No. You know what? 711 00:46:26,182 --> 00:46:29,686 I'm not going anywhere till you tell me what's going on. 712 00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:32,186 Nothing's going on. 713 00:46:33,815 --> 00:46:36,232 We're just... 714 00:46:36,944 --> 00:46:40,195 What? We're just what? 715 00:46:40,196 --> 00:46:44,032 - We're just friends. - No! Don't pull that with me! 716 00:46:44,033 --> 00:46:46,118 Don't even try to... 717 00:46:46,119 --> 00:46:49,580 This is not how you treat your friend. 718 00:46:49,581 --> 00:46:53,709 Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? 719 00:46:53,710 --> 00:46:57,045 Shower sex? Come on! Friends, my balls! 720 00:47:03,012 --> 00:47:05,553 I like you, Tom. I just don't want a relationship... 721 00:47:05,554 --> 00:47:08,140 Well, you're not the only one that gets a say in this! 722 00:47:08,141 --> 00:47:11,269 I do too! And I say we're a couple, goddamn it! 723 00:47:17,608 --> 00:47:20,151 After you, please. 724 00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:36,644 I shouldn't have done that. 725 00:48:37,856 --> 00:48:40,775 - Done what? - Gotten mad at you. 726 00:48:40,776 --> 00:48:43,193 I'm sorry. 727 00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:50,868 Look, we don't have to put a label on it. 728 00:48:50,869 --> 00:48:52,954 That's fine. I get it. 729 00:48:52,955 --> 00:48:56,123 But, you know, I just... I need some consistency. 730 00:48:56,124 --> 00:48:58,584 I know. 731 00:48:58,585 --> 00:49:01,671 I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning... 732 00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:04,798 and... feel differently. 733 00:49:11,223 --> 00:49:14,142 And I can't give you that. 734 00:49:14,143 --> 00:49:16,560 Nobody can. 735 00:49:25,154 --> 00:49:27,698 That hurt? I'm sorry. 736 00:49:27,699 --> 00:49:30,282 No, it doesn't hurt. 737 00:49:30,283 --> 00:49:33,118 I like you. 738 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:37,206 All right. 739 00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:48,927 ¶ You loved her You were kissing ¶ 740 00:49:48,928 --> 00:49:53,514 - Shh. well, what about you? - Did you ever even have a boyfriend? 741 00:49:53,515 --> 00:49:55,516 - Well, of course. - Yeah? 742 00:49:55,517 --> 00:49:57,561 Yeah. Well, tell me about them. 743 00:49:57,562 --> 00:49:59,562 No. - Oh? why not? 744 00:49:59,563 --> 00:50:01,939 Because it's not important. 745 00:50:01,940 --> 00:50:04,524 I'm interested. 746 00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:09,781 All right. Fine. You want to go there? 747 00:50:09,782 --> 00:50:12,449 - Yeah. I can take it. - Fine. 748 00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:17,664 So- 749 00:50:17,665 --> 00:50:20,833 Well, in high school there was Markus. 750 00:50:20,834 --> 00:50:23,212 Quarterback-slash-homecoming king? 751 00:50:23,213 --> 00:50:26,213 No. He was a rower. 752 00:50:26,924 --> 00:50:28,925 He was very hot. 753 00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:34,973 For a brief time in college there was, um... there was Charlie. 754 00:50:37,017 --> 00:50:39,435 She was nice, but... 755 00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:42,856 And then there was my semester in Sienna. 756 00:50:42,857 --> 00:50:45,358 Fernando Belardelli. 757 00:50:47,569 --> 00:50:49,529 Also known as "The Puma". 758 00:50:49,530 --> 00:50:53,490 - The Puma? - Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know. 759 00:50:56,621 --> 00:50:58,913 So... 760 00:50:58,914 --> 00:51:02,208 - Oh, that's it? - The ones that lasted, yeah. 761 00:51:02,209 --> 00:51:04,753 What happened? Why... Why didn't they work out? 762 00:51:04,754 --> 00:51:07,631 What always happens. Life. 763 00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:15,429 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 764 00:51:15,430 --> 00:51:18,475 - No, it's not. - It's awesome. Trust me. 765 00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:20,893 I'm serious. 766 00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:24,105 I'll go first. 767 00:51:25,275 --> 00:51:28,526 Penis. 768 00:51:36,619 --> 00:51:38,620 Penis. 769 00:51:38,621 --> 00:51:40,915 Penis! Penis! 770 00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:42,915 Penis! There's kids around. 771 00:51:42,916 --> 00:51:45,419 There are no kids around. 772 00:51:45,420 --> 00:51:47,713 Penis! Penis! 773 00:51:47,714 --> 00:51:49,923 - You having fun? - Yeah. 774 00:51:49,924 --> 00:51:52,342 This is the kind of thing you did with The Puma, isn't it? 775 00:51:52,343 --> 00:51:55,678 Oh, we rarely left the room. 776 00:51:55,679 --> 00:51:58,390 Penis! 777 00:51:58,391 --> 00:52:00,684 Sorry. Tourette's. You know how it is. Penis! 778 00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:02,811 She has it too. Penis! Penis! 779 00:52:02,812 --> 00:52:06,356 - Shh. Everyone's looking over here. - I'm done. I'm done. 780 00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:08,066 - Are you done? - I'm done. 781 00:52:08,067 --> 00:52:09,735 - You're done? - Yeah. 782 00:52:09,736 --> 00:52:11,987 - This is too much. - Unleash me. I'm done. 783 00:52:11,988 --> 00:52:14,490 - Promise? - I promise. 784 00:52:15,449 --> 00:52:17,450 I promise. 785 00:52:17,451 --> 00:52:19,828 Penis! 786 00:52:33,801 --> 00:52:37,012 - It's very complex. - Mmm. 787 00:52:37,013 --> 00:52:40,140 In a way, it sort of, like, 788 00:52:40,141 --> 00:52:43,018 says... so much... 789 00:52:43,019 --> 00:52:45,896 by... 790 00:52:45,897 --> 00:52:48,691 saying so little. 791 00:52:54,155 --> 00:52:58,032 - Do you wanna go to the movies? - Yep. 792 00:53:15,343 --> 00:53:18,761 Man Speaking French. 793 00:53:57,385 --> 00:53:59,386 Suffering. 794 00:53:59,387 --> 00:54:02,473 So much suffering. 795 00:54:03,976 --> 00:54:05,976 Suffering. Suffering. 796 00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:47,350 T... Tom? 797 00:54:47,351 --> 00:54:50,354 Mr. Vance would like to see you in his office. 798 00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:53,775 Tom. 799 00:54:53,776 --> 00:54:56,026 Have a seat. 800 00:54:59,198 --> 00:55:02,532 Has something happened to you recently? 801 00:55:02,533 --> 00:55:04,619 What do you mean? 802 00:55:04,620 --> 00:55:08,163 A death in the family, someone taken ill... Anything like that. 803 00:55:08,164 --> 00:55:10,582 No. 804 00:55:11,585 --> 00:55:13,920 Look, I don't mean to pry, but... 805 00:55:13,921 --> 00:55:16,129 does this have something to do with Summer leaving? 806 00:55:16,130 --> 00:55:19,383 - Who? - My assistant. 807 00:55:19,384 --> 00:55:24,013 Your, um... Tom, everyone knows. 808 00:55:25,808 --> 00:55:27,892 Never mind. 809 00:55:27,893 --> 00:55:31,854 The reason I'm asking is, lately your work performance... 810 00:55:31,855 --> 00:55:34,650 has been... a little off. 811 00:55:34,651 --> 00:55:37,651 - I'm not following. - Okay. 812 00:55:37,652 --> 00:55:40,238 Um, here's something that you wrote last week. 813 00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:43,407 Uh, "Roses are red, violets are blue. 814 00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:45,743 Fuck you, whore". 815 00:55:45,744 --> 00:55:48,621 Now, most shoppers at Valentine's Day... 816 00:55:48,622 --> 00:55:51,582 - Mr. Vance, are you firing me? - No. No. 817 00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:54,711 Relax, Hansen. You're one of the good ones. 818 00:55:54,712 --> 00:55:57,421 Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry. 819 00:55:57,422 --> 00:55:59,507 Things have been a little difficult. 820 00:55:59,508 --> 00:56:02,927 That's okay. I completely understand that. 821 00:56:02,928 --> 00:56:07,432 I'm just saying that perhaps you could channel those energies, 822 00:56:07,433 --> 00:56:11,268 um, into something like this. 823 00:56:14,439 --> 00:56:16,483 Funerals and sympathy. 824 00:56:16,484 --> 00:56:19,945 Misery, sadness, loss of faith, 825 00:56:19,946 --> 00:56:22,154 no reason to live. 826 00:56:22,155 --> 00:56:24,782 This is perfect for you. 827 00:56:24,783 --> 00:56:27,326 - Uh... - Good. okay. 828 00:56:27,327 --> 00:56:30,246 Now back to work you go. 829 00:56:31,372 --> 00:56:37,003 Thank you. 830 00:56:51,977 --> 00:56:53,818 - Hey. - Hey. 831 00:56:53,819 --> 00:56:55,589 Don't you have, like, 20 cards to write by Friday? 832 00:56:55,590 --> 00:56:56,689 Nope. All done. 833 00:56:56,690 --> 00:56:59,817 Really? Can you help me? 'Cause I've run out of ways to say "congrats". 834 00:56:59,818 --> 00:57:03,614 Okay. I got "Good job," "Well done" and "Way to go". 835 00:57:03,615 --> 00:57:05,323 That's it. 836 00:57:05,324 --> 00:57:09,911 How about, "Every day you make me proud, 837 00:57:10,413 --> 00:57:12,622 but today you get a card". 838 00:57:12,623 --> 00:57:15,625 - Shit, that's good! - I know. 839 00:57:16,168 --> 00:57:19,670 Have you tried "Merry"? 840 00:57:19,671 --> 00:57:23,050 Wow! That's perfect! Merry! - Wow! 841 00:57:23,051 --> 00:57:26,178 We've been stuck on this for an hour. 842 00:57:26,179 --> 00:57:29,972 Hmm. How about... 843 00:57:34,854 --> 00:57:36,939 "I love us"? 844 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:38,898 Aw. 845 00:57:40,567 --> 00:57:42,151 I hate Summer. 846 00:57:42,152 --> 00:57:44,279 I hate her crooked teeth. 847 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,073 I hate her 1960s haircut. 848 00:57:46,074 --> 00:57:47,866 I hate her knobby knees. 849 00:57:47,867 --> 00:57:50,826 And I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. 850 00:57:50,827 --> 00:57:53,829 I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. 851 00:57:53,830 --> 00:57:56,833 And I hate the way she sounds when she laughs. 852 00:57:58,127 --> 00:58:00,878 ¶ She's like the wind ¶ 853 00:58:00,879 --> 00:58:03,381 I hate this song! 854 00:58:04,050 --> 00:58:07,803 Son, you're gonna have to exit the vehicle. 855 00:58:07,804 --> 00:58:10,055 I normally don't do blind dates, 856 00:58:10,056 --> 00:58:13,183 but Paul and Robyn spoke very highly of you. 857 00:58:13,184 --> 00:58:15,685 - Ah. - They said you write greeting cards. 858 00:58:15,686 --> 00:58:17,771 That's so interesting. I wanted to write. 859 00:58:17,772 --> 00:58:20,149 I actually majored in English in college, 860 00:58:20,150 --> 00:58:22,234 but what are you gonna do with that degree? 861 00:58:22,235 --> 00:58:24,444 - I went to Brown. Where did you go? - Alison. 862 00:58:24,445 --> 00:58:26,446 Hmm? 863 00:58:26,447 --> 00:58:28,824 Listen, it's great to meet you, 864 00:58:28,825 --> 00:58:31,284 and... you're a very attractive girl. 865 00:58:31,285 --> 00:58:34,371 I just wanted to say up front that this isn't- 866 00:58:34,372 --> 00:58:37,916 - It's not gonna go anywhere. - Oh. 867 00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:41,670 I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her. 868 00:58:41,671 --> 00:58:43,672 What does she do? 869 00:58:43,673 --> 00:58:47,426 She took a giant shit on my face. 870 00:58:47,427 --> 00:58:50,386 - Literally. - Literally? 871 00:58:50,972 --> 00:58:54,225 Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. 872 00:58:54,226 --> 00:58:56,517 What's the matter with you? 873 00:58:56,518 --> 00:58:58,937 The point is, 874 00:58:59,814 --> 00:59:01,983 I'm messed up. I am. 875 00:59:01,984 --> 00:59:03,827 You know, on the one hand, I wanna forget her. 876 00:59:03,828 --> 00:59:05,925 On the other hand, 877 00:59:05,926 --> 00:59:08,021 I know that she's the only person... 878 00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:10,741 in the entire universe that will make me happy. 879 00:59:10,742 --> 00:59:12,784 - Mm-hmm. - You ever do this? 880 00:59:12,785 --> 00:59:14,828 You think back on the times you had with someone, 881 00:59:14,829 --> 00:59:17,497 replay it in your head over and over again, and... 882 00:59:17,498 --> 00:59:20,992 you look for those first signs of trouble. 883 00:59:23,221 --> 00:59:24,964 There's two options really. 884 00:59:24,965 --> 00:59:28,434 Either... she's an evil, 885 00:59:28,435 --> 00:59:31,970 emotionless, miserable human being, 886 00:59:31,971 --> 00:59:36,142 or... she's a robot. 887 00:59:36,143 --> 00:59:38,226 Small Wonder. You know, Vicki. 888 00:59:38,227 --> 00:59:41,529 - That would explain a lot actually. - Can I ask you a question? 889 00:59:42,348 --> 00:59:44,941 - Yeah. - She never cheated on you? 890 00:59:44,942 --> 00:59:45,961 No. Never. 891 00:59:45,962 --> 00:59:49,322 She ever take advantage of you in any way? 892 00:59:49,323 --> 00:59:51,323 No. 893 00:59:51,324 --> 00:59:55,953 And she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriend. 894 00:59:56,872 --> 00:59:59,539 Yeah. 895 01:00:03,336 --> 01:00:05,888 I got a great idea. 896 01:00:06,089 --> 01:00:10,134 ¶ Well, some things you can explain away ¶ 897 01:00:10,135 --> 01:00:13,638 ¶ But my heartache's in me every day ¶ 898 01:00:13,639 --> 01:00:17,642 ¶ Did you stand by me No, not at all ¶ 899 01:00:17,643 --> 01:00:19,043 ¶ Di... ¶¶ 900 01:00:19,044 --> 01:00:22,538 Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya. 901 01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:26,274 Waste of time. You don't look anything like Summer. 902 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:31,247 Now departing on Track 2, Pacific Surfliner. 903 01:00:31,248 --> 01:00:33,741 Full service to Santa Barbara. 904 01:00:33,742 --> 01:00:36,200 All aboard, please. 905 01:00:43,127 --> 01:00:45,128 - Hey, baby. - Hey, you here? 906 01:00:45,129 --> 01:00:47,212 - Hell no. - What do you mean, "Hell no"? 907 01:00:47,213 --> 01:00:49,882 - I'm not going to that. - Yes, you are. 908 01:00:49,883 --> 01:00:51,926 No, man. It's gonna be all old people. 909 01:00:51,927 --> 01:00:54,387 Yeah, but you said you were going. That's why I'm going. 910 01:00:54,388 --> 01:00:57,206 And that's why I called her last night, told her I was sick. 911 01:00:57,207 --> 01:00:58,310 Like a ninja. Dude! 912 01:00:58,311 --> 01:01:00,809 I mean, I'm not gonna know anybody at this thing. 913 01:01:00,810 --> 01:01:03,396 Maybe you'll meet some hot granddaughters or something. 914 01:01:03,397 --> 01:01:05,898 - I'm hanging up now. - Bye, baby. 915 01:01:06,650 --> 01:01:08,943 May I have your attention, please? 916 01:01:08,944 --> 01:01:11,320 Passengers boarding the train in Los Angeles, please... 917 01:01:11,321 --> 01:01:13,905 have your tickets out and ready for collection. 918 01:01:45,230 --> 01:01:47,231 Hi, Tom! 919 01:01:47,232 --> 01:01:49,734 Hey. Summer. 920 01:01:49,735 --> 01:01:53,572 - I must've walked right by you. - Yeah. 921 01:01:53,573 --> 01:01:57,116 Well, um, what're you doing? Are you going to Millie's? 922 01:01:58,994 --> 01:02:01,079 - Me too. - Cool. 923 01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,691 I forgot you knew her. 924 01:02:02,692 --> 01:02:05,791 Yeah, we worked together all that time, so... 925 01:02:05,792 --> 01:02:08,293 of course. I love Millie. She's the sweetest. 926 01:02:08,294 --> 01:02:10,421 She is. 927 01:02:10,422 --> 01:02:12,798 - How are you? - I'm good. 928 01:02:12,799 --> 01:02:15,134 Good. I... I wrote to you. I never heard back, but... 929 01:02:15,135 --> 01:02:17,678 Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that. I... I just, you know... 930 01:02:17,679 --> 01:02:21,098 It got kinda crazy, and the holiday came up, so work was... 931 01:02:21,099 --> 01:02:23,601 You still working for Vance? 932 01:02:23,602 --> 01:02:25,479 Yeah. 933 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:30,149 Well, I was gonna go get a coffee if you wanna... 934 01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:34,613 "The Architecture of Happiness". 935 01:02:34,614 --> 01:02:36,822 - Yeah. - That looks like a good book. 936 01:02:36,823 --> 01:02:38,991 Yeah, it's... 937 01:02:38,992 --> 01:02:43,204 - Well, I don't wanna bother you. - No, no. I, um... 938 01:02:43,205 --> 01:02:45,665 Yeah, let's get coffee. 939 01:02:45,666 --> 01:02:48,126 After you. 940 01:02:51,713 --> 01:02:55,133 ¶ Sweet ¶ 941 01:02:55,134 --> 01:03:02,347 ¶ Disposition ¶ 942 01:03:06,478 --> 01:03:12,817 ¶ Never¶ 943 01:03:12,818 --> 01:03:18,864 ¶ Too soon ¶ 944 01:03:20,910 --> 01:03:24,495 ¶ A moment, a love A dream aloud ¶ 945 01:03:24,496 --> 01:03:28,375 ¶ A kiss, a cry our rights, our wrongs ¶ 946 01:03:28,376 --> 01:03:31,294 - You look nice. - Thanks. 947 01:03:31,295 --> 01:03:33,338 - So do you. - ¶ Sweet ¶ 948 01:03:33,339 --> 01:03:38,175 - Well? - ¶ Disposition ¶¶ 949 01:03:42,348 --> 01:03:44,766 Penis. 950 01:03:45,892 --> 01:03:47,893 No. 951 01:03:47,894 --> 01:03:50,480 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 952 01:03:50,481 --> 01:03:52,858 You may kiss the bride. 953 01:03:52,859 --> 01:03:55,235 ¶ Helping the kids out of their coats ¶ 954 01:03:55,236 --> 01:03:59,571 ¶ Wait, the babies haven't been born ¶ 955 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,201 ¶ Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh ¶ 956 01:04:03,202 --> 01:04:06,246 ¶ Unpacking the bags and setting up ¶ 957 01:04:06,247 --> 01:04:09,165 ¶ And planting lilacs and buttercups ¶ 958 01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:12,044 Ok, what else you got? 959 01:04:12,045 --> 01:04:14,254 - Well, you snore. - No, I don't. 960 01:04:14,255 --> 01:04:16,590 - You do. - No, I don't. 961 01:04:16,591 --> 01:04:18,592 - Yeah. - Well, you do too. 962 01:04:18,593 --> 01:04:22,012 Oh, I definitely do. And your feet reek. 963 01:04:22,013 --> 01:04:24,097 - That one time! - No, every time. 964 01:04:24,098 --> 01:04:26,098 That one time! No. 965 01:04:26,099 --> 01:04:28,352 That one time especially, but every time. 966 01:04:28,353 --> 01:04:32,647 And when you wake up, your hair, it sticks up like that. 967 01:04:32,648 --> 01:04:34,775 - It's ridiculous. - You're ridiculous. 968 01:04:34,776 --> 01:04:36,818 Your favorite Beatle is Ringo. 969 01:04:36,819 --> 01:04:39,155 Damn right! 970 01:04:39,156 --> 01:04:41,447 - Ringo's the best. - Ringo is... 971 01:04:41,448 --> 01:04:44,284 Goose! Oh! oh! oh! 972 01:04:44,285 --> 01:04:48,538 Man! He's fast. Damn! All right. 973 01:04:48,539 --> 01:04:50,624 You got me. Duck. 974 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:52,959 Duck. 975 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:59,007 ¶ At last ¶ 976 01:04:59,008 --> 01:05:04,429 ¶ My love has come along ¶ 977 01:05:06,724 --> 01:05:09,101 ¶ My lonely days are over ¶ 978 01:05:09,102 --> 01:05:11,561 One, two, three. 979 01:05:13,981 --> 01:05:18,276 ¶ And life is like a song ¶ 980 01:05:18,277 --> 01:05:20,279 - Wanna dance? - Yeah. 981 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,280 Okay. 982 01:05:22,281 --> 01:05:25,491 ¶ Oh, at last ¶ 983 01:05:28,996 --> 01:05:32,082 - ¶ The skies above are blue ¶ - Hey, I was wondering, um... 984 01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:36,836 I was gonna maybe have a party on Friday, um, 985 01:05:36,837 --> 01:05:41,300 on our roof top that has, like, a really nice garden, 986 01:05:41,301 --> 01:05:43,385 if you want to come. 987 01:05:43,386 --> 01:05:45,471 - Yeah. - ¶ for you are mine ¶ 988 01:05:45,472 --> 01:05:47,889 If you're not busy. 989 01:05:47,890 --> 01:05:51,017 - ¶ At last ¶ - I don't think I will be. 990 01:05:55,441 --> 01:05:57,692 - They're good, huh? - They are good. 991 01:06:26,471 --> 01:06:28,473 I guess I just got lucky. 992 01:06:28,474 --> 01:06:30,891 Um, we met in elementary school. 993 01:06:30,892 --> 01:06:33,935 In seventh grade we had the same class schedule, 994 01:06:33,936 --> 01:06:36,147 and, uh, 995 01:06:36,148 --> 01:06:39,567 we just clicked, you know? 996 01:06:39,568 --> 01:06:41,277 Love? 997 01:06:41,278 --> 01:06:43,069 Shit, I don't know. 998 01:06:43,070 --> 01:06:46,573 As long as she's cute and she's willing, right? 999 01:06:46,574 --> 01:06:50,161 I'm flexible on the cute, so- 1000 01:06:50,162 --> 01:06:52,872 Twenty-one years. 1001 01:06:52,873 --> 01:06:56,042 She's the light that guides me home. 1002 01:06:56,043 --> 01:06:59,211 Yes, that is from one of our cards. 1003 01:06:59,212 --> 01:07:01,297 No. Someone else wrote it. 1004 01:07:01,298 --> 01:07:03,716 Doesn't make it less true. 1005 01:07:03,717 --> 01:07:06,426 I think technically the "girl of my dreams"... 1006 01:07:06,427 --> 01:07:11,224 would probably have, like, a really bodacious rack, you know. 1007 01:07:11,225 --> 01:07:13,726 Maybe different hair. 1008 01:07:13,727 --> 01:07:16,270 Probably... You know, she'd probably be a little more into sports. 1009 01:07:16,271 --> 01:07:19,689 But, um, truthfully, 1010 01:07:19,690 --> 01:07:23,569 Robyn's... Robyn's better than the girl of my dreams. 1011 01:07:23,570 --> 01:07:26,447 She's real. 1012 01:07:39,043 --> 01:07:43,089 ¶ He never, ever saw it coming at all ¶ 1013 01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:47,176 ¶ Never, ever saw it coming at all ¶ 1014 01:07:47,177 --> 01:07:49,303 Tom walked to her apartment, 1015 01:07:49,304 --> 01:07:52,265 intoxicated by the promise of the evening. 1016 01:07:52,266 --> 01:07:55,059 - ¶ It's all right It's all right ¶ - He believed that this time... 1017 01:07:55,060 --> 01:07:57,979 his expectations would align with reality. 1018 01:07:57,980 --> 01:08:00,813 ¶ It's all right ¶ 1019 01:08:06,989 --> 01:08:11,076 ¶ Hey, open wide Here comes original sin ¶ 1020 01:08:11,077 --> 01:08:13,951 - Hi. - Hey. 1021 01:08:15,998 --> 01:08:18,541 ¶ Hey, open wide Here comes original sin ¶ - You look nice. 1022 01:08:18,542 --> 01:08:20,334 Yeah. Thanks. 1023 01:08:20,335 --> 01:08:22,086 - I like your tie. Wow! - Hi. 1024 01:08:22,087 --> 01:08:23,838 - How you doing? - Good. How are you? 1025 01:08:23,839 --> 01:08:26,132 - Good. - ¶ It's all right It's all right ¶ 1026 01:08:26,133 --> 01:08:29,510 ¶ It's all right It's all right, it's all right ¶ 1027 01:08:29,511 --> 01:08:32,222 ¶ It's all right ¶ 1028 01:08:33,349 --> 01:08:36,684 ¶ No one's got it all ¶ I, um, brought you something. 1029 01:08:36,685 --> 01:08:39,686 ¶ No one's got it all ¶ That's so nice. 1030 01:08:40,273 --> 01:08:44,568 ¶ No one's got it all ¶ Thank you. 1031 01:08:44,569 --> 01:08:47,278 You shouldn't have. That's so nice. It's the... 1032 01:08:47,279 --> 01:08:49,280 - Thank you so much. - No problem. 1033 01:08:49,281 --> 01:08:51,365 - I'm excited to read it. - Yeah. 1034 01:08:51,366 --> 01:08:53,410 Come on. 1035 01:08:53,411 --> 01:08:55,578 ¶ And we're going to these meetings ¶ 1036 01:08:55,579 --> 01:08:59,624 - So, Tom, what is it that you do? - Uh, I write greeting cards. 1037 01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:02,418 Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be. 1038 01:09:02,419 --> 01:09:04,670 That's unusual. 1039 01:09:04,671 --> 01:09:06,840 I mean, what made you go from one to the other? 1040 01:09:06,841 --> 01:09:09,133 I guess I just figured, 1041 01:09:09,134 --> 01:09:11,886 why make something disposable, like a building, 1042 01:09:11,887 --> 01:09:15,890 when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card? 1043 01:09:18,186 --> 01:09:22,438 ¶ It's all right It's all right ¶ 1044 01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:25,859 ¶ It's all right It's all right ¶ 1045 01:09:25,860 --> 01:09:29,029 What? ¶ It's all right ¶ 1046 01:09:29,030 --> 01:09:32,698 - ¶ No one's got it all ¶ - Do you guys know each other? 1047 01:09:32,699 --> 01:09:40,081 ¶ No one's got it all ¶ 1048 01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:43,751 ¶ Power to the people We don't want it ¶ 1049 01:09:43,752 --> 01:09:47,047 ¶ we want pleasure And the TVs try to rape us ¶ 1050 01:09:47,048 --> 01:09:49,466 ¶ And I guess that they're succeeding ¶ 1051 01:09:49,467 --> 01:09:51,551 ¶ And we're going to these meetings ¶ 1052 01:09:51,552 --> 01:09:53,928 ¶ But we're not doing any meeting ¶ 1053 01:09:53,929 --> 01:09:55,931 ¶ And we're trying to be faithful ¶ 1054 01:09:55,932 --> 01:09:59,976 ¶ But we're cheating cheating, cheating ¶ 1055 01:09:59,977 --> 01:10:07,127 ¶ I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved ¶ 1056 01:10:07,128 --> 01:10:14,029 ¶ I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved ¶ 1057 01:10:14,030 --> 01:10:18,411 ¶ I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved ¶ 1058 01:10:18,412 --> 01:10:20,789 ¶ It's all right ¶ 1059 01:10:20,790 --> 01:10:24,376 ¶ It's all right It's all right, it's all right ¶ 1060 01:10:24,377 --> 01:10:27,169 ¶ It's all right It's all right ¶ 1061 01:10:27,170 --> 01:10:29,923 ¶ It's all right It's all right, it's all right ¶ 1062 01:10:29,924 --> 01:10:33,426 ¶ It's all right It's all right ¶ 1063 01:10:34,512 --> 01:10:42,173 ¶ No one's got it all ¶ 1064 01:10:42,174 --> 01:10:46,356 ¶ No one's got it all ¶ 1065 01:10:46,357 --> 01:10:49,108 ¶ All, all ¶ 1066 01:10:49,694 --> 01:10:51,902 ¶ All, all ¶¶ 1067 01:11:12,341 --> 01:11:15,719 ¶ Hung up and bent on a stranger ¶ 1068 01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:19,973 ¶Just trying to swing a full-time ride ¶ 1069 01:11:19,974 --> 01:11:23,602 ¶ I never knew the cold hand of danger ¶ 1070 01:11:23,603 --> 01:11:26,521 ¶ Till I met this one and took it inside ¶ 1071 01:11:26,522 --> 01:11:28,523 ¶ Now I can't get near it ¶ 1072 01:11:28,524 --> 01:11:30,735 Get a room! Really. ¶ Don't want to hear it ¶ 1073 01:11:30,736 --> 01:11:33,194 ¶ My cover's blown ¶ 1074 01:11:33,195 --> 01:11:35,781 ¶ I walked in the rain like a drone ¶ 1075 01:11:35,782 --> 01:11:38,033 ¶ All the way to Marquette ¶ 1076 01:11:40,745 --> 01:11:43,205 ¶ The infinite pet ¶ 1077 01:11:44,749 --> 01:11:46,833 ¶ Oh, no ¶ 1078 01:11:47,335 --> 01:11:50,253 ¶ No, no, no, no, no ¶ 1079 01:11:50,254 --> 01:11:52,673 ¶ Cheaper than all your threats ¶ 1080 01:11:52,674 --> 01:11:55,174 - ¶ No, no ¶¶ - Shit. 1081 01:11:55,175 --> 01:11:58,011 I've been calling you every 5 minutes. Are you okay? 1082 01:11:58,012 --> 01:12:00,056 - I'm great. - What happened to you? 1083 01:12:00,057 --> 01:12:03,308 - I don't wanna talk about it. - You always wanna talk about it. 1084 01:12:03,309 --> 01:12:05,852 - Not this. - Okay. well, come on. Let's go. 1085 01:12:05,853 --> 01:12:09,147 - Where are we going? - It's Thursday! 1086 01:12:09,148 --> 01:12:12,485 This one says, "Go for it!" 1087 01:12:12,486 --> 01:12:15,028 And this one says, "You can do it!" 1088 01:12:15,029 --> 01:12:18,156 We have a whole line of inspirational photographic cards... 1089 01:12:18,157 --> 01:12:20,367 featuring Pickles, my cat. 1090 01:12:20,368 --> 01:12:23,286 I think people will really enjoy them. 1091 01:12:23,287 --> 01:12:26,457 - Thank you. - Good job, Rhoda. 1092 01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:28,582 That's inspirational stuff. 1093 01:12:28,583 --> 01:12:31,669 Okay. Who's next? 1094 01:12:32,923 --> 01:12:34,966 We haven't heard from Sympathy in a while. 1095 01:12:34,967 --> 01:12:36,675 Hansen? - Yeah? 1096 01:12:36,676 --> 01:12:39,511 The Winter Collection? Do you have anything to contribute? 1097 01:12:39,512 --> 01:12:41,639 Uh, no. 1098 01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,640 I really don't. 1099 01:12:43,641 --> 01:12:45,768 Okay. 1100 01:12:45,769 --> 01:12:48,604 We'll come back to you. Uh, McKenzie? 1101 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:52,107 Actually, you know what? - Yes, Tom? 1102 01:12:52,108 --> 01:12:55,027 Can I say something about the cat? - Well, okay. 1103 01:12:55,028 --> 01:12:57,362 Yeah, uh, this is- 1104 01:12:57,363 --> 01:12:59,490 And, Rhoda, no disrespect here, 1105 01:12:59,491 --> 01:13:03,201 but, um, this is total shit. 1106 01:13:03,202 --> 01:13:05,495 Tom! "Go for it" and "You can do it"? 1107 01:13:05,496 --> 01:13:07,707 That's not inspirational. That's suicidal. 1108 01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:10,751 If Pickles goes for it right there, that's a dead cat. 1109 01:13:10,752 --> 01:13:13,837 These are lies. we're liars. 1110 01:13:13,838 --> 01:13:16,257 Think about it. Why do people buy these things? 1111 01:13:16,258 --> 01:13:18,676 It's not 'cause they want to say how they feel. 1112 01:13:18,677 --> 01:13:22,722 People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to. 1113 01:13:22,723 --> 01:13:25,223 We provide the service that lets them off the hook. 1114 01:13:25,224 --> 01:13:28,853 You know what? I say, to hell with it! Let's level with America. 1115 01:13:28,854 --> 01:13:31,522 At least let them speak for themselves! Right? 1116 01:13:31,523 --> 01:13:34,816 I mean, look! What... what is this? What does it say? 1117 01:13:34,817 --> 01:13:36,819 "Congratulations on your new baby". Right? 1118 01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:39,112 How about, "Congratulations on your new baby. 1119 01:13:39,113 --> 01:13:41,150 That's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you". 1120 01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:42,320 - Sit down, Hansen. - How about this one, 1121 01:13:42,321 --> 01:13:43,986 with all the pretty hearts on the front? 1122 01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:46,494 I know where this is going. Yep! 1123 01:13:46,495 --> 01:13:50,166 "Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. I love you". 1124 01:13:50,167 --> 01:13:53,753 That sweet? Ain't love grand? 1125 01:13:53,754 --> 01:13:56,005 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 1126 01:13:56,006 --> 01:13:58,173 What does that even mean, "love"? 1127 01:13:58,174 --> 01:14:01,052 Do you know? Do you? Anybody? 1128 01:14:01,053 --> 01:14:02,553 Tom. 1129 01:14:02,554 --> 01:14:06,056 If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I would eat it. 1130 01:14:07,434 --> 01:14:11,853 It's... It's these cards, and the movies, and the pop songs... 1131 01:14:11,854 --> 01:14:14,523 They're to blame for all the lies... 1132 01:14:14,524 --> 01:14:17,986 and the heartache, everything. 1133 01:14:17,987 --> 01:14:21,238 And we're responsible. I'm responsible. 1134 01:14:23,617 --> 01:14:26,702 I think we do a bad thing here. 1135 01:14:26,703 --> 01:14:30,331 People should be able to say how they feel... how they really feel... 1136 01:14:30,332 --> 01:14:34,543 not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths. 1137 01:14:34,544 --> 01:14:37,546 Words like "love"... 1138 01:14:40,008 --> 01:14:42,843 that don't mean anything. 1139 01:14:43,428 --> 01:14:46,221 Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh... 1140 01:14:48,141 --> 01:14:50,352 I quit. I'm... 1141 01:14:50,353 --> 01:14:53,436 There's enough bullshit in the world without my help. 1142 01:15:18,588 --> 01:15:21,298 All right. Next we do running drills. 1143 01:15:21,299 --> 01:15:23,552 Hey, you're sketching again. 1144 01:15:23,553 --> 01:15:25,845 Yeah, well, just doodling. 1145 01:15:25,846 --> 01:15:29,640 Okay, Tom. we got 20 seconds. Talk to me. You okay? 1146 01:15:29,641 --> 01:15:32,393 Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. 1147 01:15:38,650 --> 01:15:41,277 You know, my friends are all in love with you. 1148 01:15:41,278 --> 01:15:43,320 You know, it's like we said. 1149 01:15:43,321 --> 01:15:46,575 Plenty of other fish in the sea. - Thanks. 1150 01:15:46,576 --> 01:15:48,909 But, uh, those are guppies. 1151 01:15:48,910 --> 01:15:50,911 Yeah. 1152 01:15:50,912 --> 01:15:54,291 Hey, Tom? - Mmm. 1153 01:15:54,292 --> 01:15:58,545 Look, I know you think that she was the one, 1154 01:15:59,296 --> 01:16:01,715 but I don't. 1155 01:16:01,716 --> 01:16:05,051 Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff. 1156 01:16:05,052 --> 01:16:08,138 Next time you look back, I, uh- 1157 01:16:08,139 --> 01:16:11,139 I really think you should look again. 1158 01:16:47,887 --> 01:16:51,598 It's playing at 5:00. Do you wanna see it? 1159 01:16:51,599 --> 01:16:55,644 Um, I don't know. We could just go back to your place or... 1160 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:58,979 No, I really want to see it. Let's go. 1161 01:17:17,707 --> 01:17:21,169 ¶ Time it was and what a time it was ¶ 1162 01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:23,588 ¶ It was ¶ 1163 01:17:24,550 --> 01:17:28,092 ¶ A time of innocence ¶ 1164 01:17:28,093 --> 01:17:31,221 ¶ A time of confidences ¶ 1165 01:17:31,222 --> 01:17:34,266 - You okay? - Yeah. 1166 01:17:34,267 --> 01:17:37,520 What... what is it? The movie? 1167 01:17:37,521 --> 01:17:40,354 It's nothing. I'm just... I'm just being stupid. 1168 01:17:40,355 --> 01:17:42,065 Yeah? - Yeah. 1169 01:17:42,066 --> 01:17:47,612 ¶ Preserve your memories They're all that's left you ¶¶ 1170 01:17:48,281 --> 01:17:50,365 It pains me we live in a world... 1171 01:17:50,366 --> 01:17:52,575 where nobody's heard of Spearmint. 1172 01:17:52,576 --> 01:17:55,871 - I've never heard of them. - I put 'em on that mix I made you. 1173 01:17:55,872 --> 01:17:58,249 They're track one. 1174 01:17:58,250 --> 01:18:01,084 Oh, yeah. 1175 01:18:26,986 --> 01:18:29,696 So, what do you wanna do? 1176 01:18:29,697 --> 01:18:32,033 I think I'm just gonna call it a day. 1177 01:18:32,034 --> 01:18:35,118 You don't wanna get some dinner? Are you hungry? 1178 01:18:36,871 --> 01:18:39,373 You all right? 1179 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:43,126 - I'm just tired. - Okay. 1180 01:18:54,263 --> 01:18:57,765 I got it. Pancakes! 1181 01:19:32,176 --> 01:19:36,930 ¶ oh, girl, I don't know all the reasons why ¶ 1182 01:19:36,931 --> 01:19:41,936 ¶ I found the answer looking in your eye ¶ 1183 01:19:41,937 --> 01:19:46,649 ¶ I go out walking all day long ¶ 1184 01:19:46,650 --> 01:19:51,112 ¶ Take away this lonely man Soon he will be gone ¶ 1185 01:19:51,113 --> 01:19:53,530 ¶ 'Cause I'll tell you everything ¶ 1186 01:19:53,531 --> 01:19:57,700 ¶ About living free ¶ 1187 01:20:00,497 --> 01:20:03,207 ¶ Yes, I can see you, girl ¶ 1188 01:20:03,208 --> 01:20:07,377 ¶ Can you see me ¶ 1189 01:20:10,047 --> 01:20:15,428 ¶ You don't need to know what I do all day ¶ 1190 01:20:15,429 --> 01:20:19,974 ¶ It's as much as I know watch it waste away ¶ 1191 01:20:19,975 --> 01:20:22,435 ¶ 'Cause I'll tell you everything ¶ 1192 01:20:22,436 --> 01:20:27,021 ¶ About living free ¶ 1193 01:20:28,275 --> 01:20:32,320 ¶ Yes, I can see you, girl ¶ 1194 01:20:32,321 --> 01:20:38,115 ¶ Can you see me ¶ 1195 01:21:01,725 --> 01:21:04,143 ¶ 'Cause I'll tell you everything ¶ 1196 01:21:04,144 --> 01:21:08,438 ¶ About being free ¶¶ 1197 01:21:47,896 --> 01:21:50,314 Hey, Tom. 1198 01:22:03,996 --> 01:22:06,997 I thought I might see you here. 1199 01:22:13,214 --> 01:22:16,633 I always loved this place, ever since you brought me. 1200 01:22:16,634 --> 01:22:19,385 So I, uh- 1201 01:22:19,386 --> 01:22:22,220 I guess I should say congratulations. 1202 01:22:23,348 --> 01:22:25,392 Only if you mean it. 1203 01:22:25,393 --> 01:22:28,685 Ah. Well, in that case- 1204 01:22:35,026 --> 01:22:37,904 So, are you okay? 1205 01:22:37,905 --> 01:22:41,032 I will be, eventually. 1206 01:22:41,033 --> 01:22:43,909 You wanna- - Hmm. 1207 01:22:46,706 --> 01:22:48,957 I like your suit. - Ah, thanks. 1208 01:22:48,958 --> 01:22:51,333 You look sharp. 1209 01:22:51,334 --> 01:22:54,463 So do you. Thanks. 1210 01:22:54,464 --> 01:22:57,048 - I quit the office. - You did? 1211 01:22:57,049 --> 01:22:59,884 I didn't know. That's great! 1212 01:23:01,137 --> 01:23:03,553 And you, um... 1213 01:23:04,097 --> 01:23:06,099 you're married. 1214 01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:09,267 Yeah. It's crazy, huh? 1215 01:23:17,194 --> 01:23:18,639 You should've told me... 1216 01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:21,239 - when we were at the... - I know. 1217 01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:23,700 you know, at the wedding when we were dancing. 1218 01:23:23,701 --> 01:23:26,244 - Well, he hadn't asked me yet. - But he was in your life. 1219 01:23:26,245 --> 01:23:29,455 - Yeah. - So why'd you dance with me? 1220 01:23:31,667 --> 01:23:34,503 'Cause I wanted to. 1221 01:23:35,922 --> 01:23:39,424 You just do what you want, don't you? 1222 01:23:46,140 --> 01:23:48,458 You never wanted to be anybody's girlfriend, 1223 01:23:48,459 --> 01:23:50,893 and now you're somebody's wife. 1224 01:23:50,894 --> 01:23:53,063 Surprised me too. 1225 01:23:53,064 --> 01:23:56,358 I don't think I'll ever understand that. 1226 01:23:57,277 --> 01:24:00,445 I mean, it doesn't make sense. 1227 01:24:01,447 --> 01:24:03,490 It just happened. 1228 01:24:03,491 --> 01:24:05,652 Right, but that's what I don't understand. 1229 01:24:05,653 --> 01:24:07,452 What just happened? 1230 01:24:07,453 --> 01:24:11,872 I just... I just woke up one day, and I knew. 1231 01:24:11,873 --> 01:24:14,292 Knew what? 1232 01:24:16,129 --> 01:24:19,130 What I was never sure of with you. 1233 01:24:32,812 --> 01:24:34,896 You know what sucks? 1234 01:24:34,897 --> 01:24:36,758 Realizing that everything you believe in... 1235 01:24:36,759 --> 01:24:38,359 is complete and utter bullshit. 1236 01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:40,443 - It sucks. - What do you mean? 1237 01:24:40,444 --> 01:24:44,489 Uh, you know, destiny, and soul mates, and true love, 1238 01:24:44,490 --> 01:24:49,244 and all that childhood fairy tale nonsense. 1239 01:24:49,245 --> 01:24:51,664 You were right. I... I should have listened to you. 1240 01:24:51,665 --> 01:24:55,625 - No. - Yeah. what? What're you smiling at? 1241 01:24:56,335 --> 01:24:59,296 - Tom. - What? 1242 01:25:00,464 --> 01:25:03,301 What are you looking at me like that for? 1243 01:25:03,302 --> 01:25:06,012 Well, you know, 1244 01:25:06,013 --> 01:25:08,305 I guess it's 'cause... 1245 01:25:08,306 --> 01:25:10,933 I was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Gray... 1246 01:25:10,934 --> 01:25:13,518 and... a guy comes up to me... 1247 01:25:13,519 --> 01:25:16,187 and asked me about it, 1248 01:25:16,188 --> 01:25:19,691 and... now he's my husband. 1249 01:25:22,028 --> 01:25:24,572 Yeah. And... so? 1250 01:25:24,573 --> 01:25:28,533 So, what if I'd gone to the movies? 1251 01:25:28,534 --> 01:25:33,539 What if I had gone somewhere else for lunch? 1252 01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:37,376 What if I'd gotten there 10 minutes later? 1253 01:25:38,377 --> 01:25:40,546 It was... 1254 01:25:40,547 --> 01:25:42,964 It was meant to be. 1255 01:25:42,965 --> 01:25:46,135 And I just kept thinking, 1256 01:25:47,387 --> 01:25:49,471 - Tom was right. - No. 1257 01:25:49,472 --> 01:25:51,640 Yeah, I did. 1258 01:25:51,641 --> 01:25:54,642 I did. 1259 01:26:00,776 --> 01:26:03,860 It just wasn't me that you were right about. 1260 01:26:29,930 --> 01:26:31,931 I should go. 1261 01:26:31,932 --> 01:26:35,434 But I'm really happy to see that you're doing well. 1262 01:26:42,402 --> 01:26:44,901 Summer! 1263 01:26:46,405 --> 01:26:49,114 I really do hope that you're happy. 1264 01:27:21,648 --> 01:27:25,651 Most days of the year are unremarkable. 1265 01:27:25,652 --> 01:27:28,821 They begin and they end... 1266 01:27:28,822 --> 01:27:32,825 with no lasting memories made in between. 1267 01:27:32,826 --> 01:27:35,453 Most days have no impact... 1268 01:27:35,454 --> 01:27:37,955 on the course of a life. 1269 01:27:38,498 --> 01:27:41,833 May 23 was a Wednesday. 1270 01:27:59,102 --> 01:28:02,104 - Are you interviewing? - Sorry? 1271 01:28:02,105 --> 01:28:05,858 Are you interviewing for the position? 1272 01:28:05,859 --> 01:28:08,444 - Oh, yeah. why? Are you? - Yeah. 1273 01:28:08,445 --> 01:28:10,447 Mm-hmm. 1274 01:28:10,448 --> 01:28:12,656 My competition. 1275 01:28:12,657 --> 01:28:15,409 It would appear. 1276 01:28:15,410 --> 01:28:19,663 Yeah. So, a little awkward. 1277 01:28:19,664 --> 01:28:22,083 Yeah. 1278 01:28:22,627 --> 01:28:27,630 Well, I hope you, um, don't get the job. 1279 01:28:27,631 --> 01:28:31,259 Well, I hope you don't get the job. 1280 01:28:33,261 --> 01:28:36,180 Have I seen you before? 1281 01:28:36,181 --> 01:28:38,683 Me? I don't think so. 1282 01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:42,061 Do you ever go to Angelus Plaza? 1283 01:28:42,062 --> 01:28:45,065 Yes. That's, like, my favorite spot in the city. 1284 01:28:45,066 --> 01:28:47,149 Yeah. Okay. Except for the parking lots, but... 1285 01:28:47,150 --> 01:28:49,151 - Yeah. I... I agree. - Yeah, yeah. 1286 01:28:49,152 --> 01:28:51,279 - I think I've seen you there. - Really? 1287 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:54,614 - Yeah. - I haven't seen you. 1288 01:28:55,868 --> 01:28:58,577 You must not have been looking. 1289 01:28:58,578 --> 01:29:00,663 If Tom had learned anything, 1290 01:29:00,664 --> 01:29:03,792 it was that you can't ascribe great cosmic significance... 1291 01:29:03,793 --> 01:29:06,419 to a simple earthly event. 1292 01:29:07,588 --> 01:29:11,633 Coincidence. That's all anything ever is. 1293 01:29:11,634 --> 01:29:13,718 Nothing more than coincidence. 1294 01:29:13,719 --> 01:29:16,137 - Tom Hansen. - Yeah. 1295 01:29:16,138 --> 01:29:18,639 - Come on back. - Thank you. 1296 01:29:19,433 --> 01:29:23,519 Tom had finally learned there are no miracles. 1297 01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:26,106 There's no such thing as fate. 1298 01:29:26,107 --> 01:29:28,608 Nothing is meant to be. 1299 01:29:28,609 --> 01:29:32,279 He knew. He was sure of it now. 1300 01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:35,031 - Tom was... - Sorry. Um... 1301 01:29:35,032 --> 01:29:37,325 I just left, uh... Can I... one second. 1302 01:29:37,326 --> 01:29:40,161 He was pretty sure. 1303 01:29:40,162 --> 01:29:43,330 - Hey. - You again. 1304 01:29:43,331 --> 01:29:45,750 Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering... 1305 01:29:45,751 --> 01:29:49,504 if maybe after this, if, um, you... 1306 01:29:50,923 --> 01:29:53,633 you want to get some coffee or something. 1307 01:29:53,634 --> 01:29:55,718 Oh, I'm sorry. 1308 01:29:55,719 --> 01:29:59,848 I'm sort of supposed to meet someone after this. 1309 01:29:59,849 --> 01:30:02,309 Okay. 1310 01:30:09,150 --> 01:30:11,151 Sure. 1311 01:30:11,152 --> 01:30:13,820 - What's that? - Why not? 1312 01:30:13,821 --> 01:30:17,197 Okay. Well, then I'll just, uh... I'll wait for you... 1313 01:30:17,198 --> 01:30:19,451 - We... We'll figure it out. - We'll figure it out. 1314 01:30:19,452 --> 01:30:24,163 - My name's Tom. - Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn. 1315 01:30:39,347 --> 01:30:43,059 ¶ She's got you high and you don't even know yet ¶ 1316 01:30:43,060 --> 01:30:46,645 ¶ She's got you high and you don't even know yet ¶ 1317 01:30:46,646 --> 01:30:50,315 ¶ The sun's in the sky It's warming up your bare legs ¶ 1318 01:30:50,316 --> 01:30:54,027 ¶ And you can't deny you're looking for the sunset ¶ 1319 01:30:54,028 --> 01:31:01,284 ¶ She's got you high and you don't even know yet ¶ 1320 01:31:01,285 --> 01:31:04,829 ¶ It's the search for the time before it leaves without you ¶ 1321 01:31:04,830 --> 01:31:08,668 ¶ Have you lost your mind or has she taken all of yours too ¶ 1322 01:31:08,669 --> 01:31:12,212 ¶ What's this about I figured love would shine through ¶ 1323 01:31:12,213 --> 01:31:15,924 ¶ We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through ¶ 1324 01:31:15,925 --> 01:31:19,511 ¶ open your mind Believe it's gonna come true ¶ 1325 01:31:19,512 --> 01:31:24,265 ¶ Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you ¶ 1326 01:31:30,482 --> 01:31:34,067 ¶ What's this about I figured love would shine through ¶ 1327 01:31:34,068 --> 01:31:37,822 ¶ We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through ¶ 1328 01:31:37,823 --> 01:31:41,409 ¶ open your mind Believe it's gonna come true ¶ 1329 01:31:41,410 --> 01:31:46,245 ¶ Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you ¶ 1330 01:31:51,586 --> 01:31:59,218 ¶ She's got you high and you don't even know yet ¶ 1331 01:31:59,219 --> 01:32:02,847 ¶ The sun's in the sky It makes for happy endings ¶ 1332 01:32:02,848 --> 01:32:06,601 ¶ You can't deny you want a happy ending ¶ 1333 01:32:06,602 --> 01:32:10,103 ¶ What's this about I figured love would shine through ¶ 1334 01:32:10,104 --> 01:32:13,815 ¶ We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through ¶ 1335 01:32:13,816 --> 01:32:17,403 ¶ open your mind Believe it's gonna come true ¶ 1336 01:32:17,404 --> 01:32:22,240 ¶ Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you ¶ 1337 01:32:27,956 --> 01:32:35,684 ¶ She's got you high ¶ 1338 01:32:35,685 --> 01:32:43,284 ¶ She's got you high ¶ 1339 01:32:43,285 --> 01:32:48,686 ¶ She's got you high ¶ 1340 01:32:49,770 --> 01:32:53,522 ¶ What's this about I figured love would shine through ¶ 1341 01:32:53,523 --> 01:32:57,109 ¶ We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through ¶ 1342 01:32:57,110 --> 01:33:00,739 ¶ open your mind Believe it's gonna come true ¶ 1343 01:33:00,740 --> 01:33:04,450 ¶ Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you ¶ 1344 01:33:04,451 --> 01:33:08,079 ¶ What's this about I figured love would shine through ¶ 1345 01:33:08,080 --> 01:33:11,707 ¶ We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through ¶ 1346 01:33:11,708 --> 01:33:15,294 ¶ open your mind Believe it's gonna come true ¶ 1347 01:33:15,295 --> 01:33:19,006 ¶ Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you ¶ 1348 01:33:19,007 --> 01:33:25,929 ¶ She's got you high ¶¶ 93888

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