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Nathan, were you able to cover that rash with concealant that we sent?
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No, I was not.
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I'm sure it won't show up on camera.
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It's just between the butt cheeks, so we're good.
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Welcome to another great episode of a fucking podcast.
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Today we have somebody really, really special.
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He's one of the top performers in the industry.
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He's loved by everybody, and more than a few women have said his dick is perfect.
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I'm talking, of course, about me, Sean Alp. I'm your host.
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We also have Nathan Bronson, Vanessa Skye, with us today.
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Mediocre cock.
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Yeah.
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We actually have similar cocks, I've heard it described that way.
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His is a little bit curved. You'll see.
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You can Google it later.
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Vanessa, you look gorgeous today.
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Thank you. I dressed for the occasion.
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Nathan, you look like hot garbage.
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That's what I do.
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You have one shoe on, one shoe off.
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What happened there?
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In order to get in a good erection, I feel that my left foot needs to actually feel the floor.
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A little bit of grounding?
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Yeah, grounding, what the hippies say.
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Do you wear camouflage because it helps hide your dick?
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You don't have a problem hiding your dick.
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No, no, I don't.
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It's mediocre enough where it can just bypass most people's vision, so it really hurts.
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If a T-Rex was coming at you, he wouldn't see it.
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No, no, no, no. Doesn't move.
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Doesn't move, doesn't go anywhere, just sits there like a limp sack of taters.
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So, Nathan, you have your own podcast, Cooking with Nathan.
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Calling it a podcast is a stretch.
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It's a show.
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It's a show, right?
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So, a lot of times you have porn stars on and you'll cook for them.
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I don't know if you know this, but porn stars are not really known for being all that interesting.
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People kind of want to watch them have sex.
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Have you ever thought about having a podcast where they have sex with each other instead of just...
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Well, I would, but this job bores me to...
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Look who's here.
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What a podcast.
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Oh, welcome.
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Hello.
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Come say hi.
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Welcome to a fucking podcast.
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There's always surprises happening.
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Hi, guys.
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She's visiting from Chicago.
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She's not here to have sex with you, but she do get coffee.
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Do you mind if she watches?
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She's like, "Can she pull her boobs out?"
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She'll pull her boobs out.
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You're not required to pull her boobs out.
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Please?
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If the stream has seen...
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Fantastic.
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That escalated quickly.
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I didn't know that you could do that.
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You just ask somebody and they take their tits out.
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Dude, that's nice enough.
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If you're a director, it seems to work every time.
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Okay.
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So, Nathan, you're a podcast.
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You have people on porn stars.
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They don't have sex.
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They just talk.
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That's just weird.
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How did you come up with that concept?
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I was bored of the job completely, and I only got to know people by, "Hey, here's my test.
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What do you like?
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What do you not like?"
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So I figured if I need to know some of these people a little better, it might make the job
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a little funner.
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Did you ever regret it because a lot of the porn stars, you're like, "I didn't want to
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talk to you.
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I just wanted to have sex with you."
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I've had a list of about four people that were the worst people on that show.
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Could you say their names?
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Oh, yes.
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I totally can.
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Give us a hint.
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Give us a hint.
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Vanessa was on the show.
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Yeah, she was actually amazing.
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No, I was so good.
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I just have really shitty knife cutting skills.
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Yeah, but that's everyone.
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Which is odd because you're Cuban.
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Aren't you good with knives?
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What?
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That I'm crazy?
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Like, okay.
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No.
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No.
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But, okay.
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As a Cuban, what are the differences?
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If a guy was going to cheat on his wife with, say, a Cuban or a Puerto Rican, what are the
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differences between that?
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A Puerto Rican woman will call your wife and tell her, and a Cuban woman would never get
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that.
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What do you think that is?
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Is that something like your grandmother, your abuela, tells you?
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Yes, when she raised me.
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When you cheat with a man.
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She said, "Vanessa, if you're ever a man's mistress, you must never ..." She didn't really
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speak English.
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Vanessa, "Si tu vera las chita de un hombre, nunca, nunca, llama, ala, ala fosa del."
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Never say.
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Never call his wife.
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I see.
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Never speak to the cops.
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Interesting.
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That one too.
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Don't ever tell his wife.
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A Puerto Rican woman will.
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A Cuban woman would never.
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I would never tell on any man's ... I'm the mistress of a couple men.
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I know, right.
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I would never tell their wives.
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You have a long storied history of being a sugar baby.
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Yes.
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Right.
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At what age did you realize you wanted to hustle men for the money?
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18.
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18?
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You just you're like, you know what I'd really like to do what I'd be good at. Yeah using my beauty. Yeah
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Was why we're here this is why we're here
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Oh
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Yeah, I was just like this seems like this seems like an easy the great
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Like a great career thing like have you gone in and talk to you know?
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women in terms of like career choices and kind of
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Telling them like this is this is the way to get into it and this is kind of
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To me. Um, yeah when my friends want to do and they're like, but I don't want to fuck the guy. I'm like get out of here
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Oh
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Wait, what's going on? We have a guest here. We do have a good Robbie right outside of there. Yeah, there's a lot
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Mario shoes
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These are I just got these
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Me Mario while he's eating would that do it for you? Yeah, Mario
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Okay, so how much money ballpark do you think you've made off of men
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in your lifetime
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Like is it enough to buy a house?
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Think yeah, yeah, okay in California, not like I have it I spend money
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Did you have a seizure do you have a medical condition?
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Do you have the palsy?
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Have you ever suffocated a man with your vagina
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Has a guy ever drowned in there or got in there and got lost is it like spelunking
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You know where guys go into caves, but they need to bring a rope
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Cavern of a pussy
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Tell after Nathan done with
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I
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Would describe that as
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There's definitely some stalactites and stalagmites. There's
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species that could be
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Discovered in there. I don't think you've ever been this close to me. Well, that's incorrect. I've been this close to you
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Right here you can hold my leg. I can hold it up. Yeah, yeah, I'm hoping Nathan. I'm not helping
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You just got really really hard I could feel the electricity did you sense the connection
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Yeah
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Have you ever had like a static fire caused when your vagina hair and their hair just catches fire
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Do you know Nathan Bronson and I we've actually done a DP together. Yeah, who's the lucky lady?
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I can't see it though in the camouflage pants
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Spring I'm gonna go duck on you after this
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What I
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Need to feed my family puddles is at home
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This is why would you stop a man?
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From this is what he does for work and you're interrupting his flow
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You're interesting. I am NOT interrupting. I'm part of the flow
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Have you never had a man penetrate you while eating your feet while another man talks to you while laying on another man's
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Pink bathrobe. Yes
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designer actually
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Amazon
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So now whatever bro, I feel like this is getting way too highbrow for us we need to bring it back down
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Oh, yeah, Vanessa, so somebody who has taken a lot of psychiatric drugs. Oh, which ones are your favorite?
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Why why why it's such a good name
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It's like
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Oh, I see and I'm thick was really fun. What did that one do?
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So you really it's interesting because you have the system you go to the psychiatric
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Department to get drugs to help your body
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That seems like a really healthy
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Of your psychiatric diagnoses which we're in the most product which one you brag about the most
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Depression
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Because it's like you've been through some shit
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You look like you're possessed have you ever gotten that before
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The
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In Cuban, what are they called in Spanish? Yeah, the witch is
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Do you
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Yeah, have you ever been described as a bruja, um, no because I can't guess anyone's odiac sign right you're giving Aquarius
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She's wrong every time
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And yet let me get one more it doesn't it doesn't stop her from
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Stop her from believing
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With confidence like new mine, right?
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Whatever you believe in you're gonna believe in despite the evidence
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You seem like a girl who's been served with a restraining order - is that true? Oh, please God, let it be true
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No, I've served on my dick, can you describe it?
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Already
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Did you give him glitter is it sexually? That's sexually transmitted glitter?
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I store my glitter. It just
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You're like spider
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Glitter shortage
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She knew it
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Your conversation piece
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Yeah, you're here for us we wouldn't be here without you we might just do it Nathan and I just stroking
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So as somebody who obviously you look for a lot of wealthy men what's a good way to tell if a guy's wealthy or not
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Like a quick way she's what kind of shoes are we talking shoes watch and then there's like
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And then there's like an energy. What does this watch tell you about me?
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So Nathan and somebody so
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You you said oh, hey Robbie echoes here
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We can't pay you anything we're not gonna pay you anything
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See here at the fucking podcast we care about sexual health even if you do we still work
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Yeah, so what a strange turn of events
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You're breaking shit what kind you come into the scene
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It's like a circus here
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I'm trying to have a serious. I'm trying to have a serious podcast
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My roommates are sabotaging it
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I'm trying to have a conversation. You guys are just she's sucking your dick. He's not even getting paid
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Fuck you Cody. That's a last straw. I'm coming here. I'm trying to be serious trying to hold a podcast
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I'm a professional. I can replace you off a Craigslist in a heartbeat. Hey, man, just drink your tea
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You guys had to see that. No worries. It's just he
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He triggers something in me, you know, I mean, yeah
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Okay, he's wearing purple. So Vanessa you obviously target sugar daddies who have money you're trying to baby trap somebody
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We're trying to get that going
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Nathan do you consciously project this image of like somebody who's bad with money? Yeah, who's broke?
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So nobody tries to baby trap you 100%? Yeah. Yeah, it's worked out. Well so far. I've never had an accident
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Really interesting and yet there's these other guys with money
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Something something we learned here. I think we're always learning on the fucking podcast - that's a great lesson for guys
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It was your birthday
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There's so much going on here
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Is there a Sagittarius friend still here?
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Sagittarius friend! No, she left. She was getting ignored. You didn't offer to eat her pussy. We'll eat your pussy right now!
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People just keep joining pretty soon. This is this orgy is just gonna get bigger and bigger or we can start sucking the titties, whatever
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You are not do not feel obligated
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Yeah, feel free to you can come and sit you can come join me on the chair
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Nobody wants to talk to me. I'll just talk to myself
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God damn it. I'll talk to you
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Do you mind if I put this here for a second?
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It's fucking hot!
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You're getting paid!
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Okay, so Nathan. Yes. When you first got in the industry you had crabs. I did.
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Two! How long did you have them for?
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Let's see
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18 till I was
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A long time. You formed a bond with them. I did. They were living their best life. One had a human on with a tattoo on it
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Whose arm was it based on? This one. It was the anchor tattooed
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So it was two crabs fighting. You got a laser removed. Yeah. Why did you get it removed?
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Because a handful companies said we think Nathan's a great performer. He's let girls like him, but he's got the dumbest tattoo
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So I still have dumb tattoos, but not one of them I dig. You also, speaking of dumb tattoos,
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You have my name tattooed on your ass. Well, not spelled the same. Well
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But it's also it was for me you just you're not great at spelling. Yeah, I'm really not that spelling.
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So okay a lot of people probably know this maybe some don't. You're a stuntman
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When you were growing up as a kid were adult figures, you know, principals, adults
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They're like this is a kid who can really take a punch. This is a kid. You can kick them down the stairs
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And it's just not a problem. See, you know what? None of the adults usually said that. It was more fresh
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Did you throw yourself down the stairs? Uh, you know Circus Circus of Vegas? Yeah, they like six flights of stairs that go up
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Yeah, I threw myself down that one time on purpose
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Yeah, cuz I thought it'd be funny to see security guards just reactions when I got back up and walked away.
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What was the reaction?
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I don't know. I went and got drunk afterwards. Wait, did you say you were a kid when you did this? No, this was like 21, 22.
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So
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The brain damage that occurred. Yeah. Was that before porn or after porn? That's been around the most in life.
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Can I actually do a boyboy girl?
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I am not paying you guys, but yeah sure.
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I only do that. Are you okay to have sex with me right now?
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Yeah. Okay. Can I like do a little switch? Are you okay with this? You look concerned.
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I'm just a little you know, you know, I'm one of the greatest male performers in the universe
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And then the moment Robbie walks in, Robbie two days in a row. Robbie walked in with a stick out.
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Immediately like hey, would you like to be in the, I'm just kind of curious about that thought process.
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It was cause it was his birthday and you're in Aries.
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I just want you to be warned though. He already contracted glitter from her pussy.
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So, I don't know if you have glitter already.
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I got glitter already.
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Okay.
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Alright, I guess this is a boyboy girl.
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It's kind of a boyboyboygirl. I'm gonna tell people I'm in the porn scene.
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Well technically there's two girls in the room.
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Oh that's true.
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Have you read that?
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I have.
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Can you push that water?
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There was so much happening.
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Why are you promoting your podcast?
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Wouldn't it be great if everyone would go and watch cooking with me?
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This is, don't look. Don't look.
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Alright, this is, this is not, this is not, no.
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This is not a cross promotion.
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This is a fucking podcast.
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We don't do any cooking on this show, alright?
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Cause we hire porn stars to do what porn stars do best.
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Which is fucking.
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I'm not talking and cooking.
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Like amateurs over here.
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Jesus Christ.
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I lost my entire audience.
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I have nobody to talk to. Everybody's fucking.
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You're back.
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We're here buddy. We're here for you.
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I wanted to ask you Robbie. What are some things you think I could work on personally?
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Ummm.
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Uhhhh.
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You know, like in pink.
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Maybe be a better male performer.
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Flexibility.
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Yeah.
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I'm really bad. I have really bad hips.
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You have flexibility though.
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I'll show you. Like.
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You know what I mean? Like a hip.
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I've always had really tight hips.
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What the fuck?
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Why is there two dicks right now?
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When did that happen?
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I like how you're still surprised about that.
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As if she didn't stop and ask.
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Hey, Jell-o.
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That was weeks ago bro.
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Too bad I tested it.
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By the way guys, this is like literally the first time I've ever done a podcast.
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By the way guys, this is like legit.
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You know what I mean? Like they know that right?
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It's legit?
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Like they know how it's only booked for Nathan right?
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I don't know. I don't know what they know.
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I don't think this was planned.
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This would happen if she came over to my house just for sex.
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I'm like, "Oh, how the fuck did Robbie show up?"
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No, this is the second time that's happened to me.
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This is the second time. Remember the time with Kenna?
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Yeah, this is the second time I was going over to fuck Kenna.
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And then she's like, "Nathan, so I need to film something and Robbie's here."
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And I'm like, "I guess."
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What do you think it is?
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Nathan, what do you think it is about you that when a girl is wanting to have sex with you,
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she wants to have sex with another guy?
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Oh, it's mostly that it's not good.
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But it stays up, so.
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Right. It works.
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It works.
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Actually, that's a great lesson to be learned.
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Girls don't have to like you. You don't have to be good at sex.
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You just have to have a dick that is constantly erect.
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And that's what porn's taught me.
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Yeah.
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To be a great person.
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Okay. I don't know if she needs a mouth-to-mouth or some sort of a defibrillator.
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Defibrillator?
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Nice.
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Nathan, I've written several movies that you've starred on.
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Several award-winning movies.
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Really?
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No, several. I probably said seven.
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I'm a little flustered right now.
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It's really the rage in me at Vanessa.
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Let it out, bro.
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So it goes.
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But are there any compliments you'd like to give me on my writing?
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Do you want to join in, Sean?
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I would like to give you a not compliment.
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If you joined in, it would be my first gang banger.
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But she's like, "Well, we'll have to pay. But if it's three, you're going to have to pay."
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My rate goes up $3,000.
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Your cursing could be better.
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My cursing could be better. My cursing is terrible.
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There were some points in that last movie where it was like,
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"What did I say? What was it?"
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I can't remember. There were some things I was really like, "Come on, buddy. You didn't be mad. Be mad."
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I'm really bad at being mad. I can only be fake mad.
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Except Cody. Cody brings something out of me.
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You're a fucking bitch, Cody!
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You small dick, bitch. You stay behind the camera!
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I don't care if Vanessa wants you in the gang, man. It doesn't matter!
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Get the fuck out of my--oh my god, I'm so mad at him.
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Look at him.
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Just drink your tea, man.
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Just drink your tea.
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Fuck you, Cody!
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If I touch the stuff--do you feel it?
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Like if I touch him here?
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Ooh, that feels nice.
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There's lemon balm and cava in there.
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You put cava in my drink?
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That means cava tea.
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How did he end up with underwear?
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My cutout gets more action than I do.
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Oh, there you go.
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Oh my god, you should put your--oh no, it's not cutout.
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Get a hole and put my dick through it?
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It's the same dick, bro. Who cares?
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So, having written a few--
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This is the craziest episode.
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I'm the famous Sean Alves stunt cock.
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You did stunt for me in a movie.
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Did I?
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Yeah, recently.
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Oh, yeah, the real stunt scene.
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Yeah, I was playing a heroine character with a gun,
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and I was fighting for the rights of repressed people,
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and I got killed by a grenade,
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and they lobbed it and they threw it.
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Blew up my feet.
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In your mouth.
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In your mouth.
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Because I was a highly paid actor,
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they didn't want me to risk anything,
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but of course Nathan was there,
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and he already has some serious brain issues,
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and he doesn't have that many brain cells to lose.
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Nope.
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And he's pretty sturdy as a guy.
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So he took the hit for me.
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He flew, he fell, they blew him up.
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Turned out to be a great scene.
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And the debris border worked on me.
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe I'll just leave and let you guys--
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[laughter]
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Oh my, it blew tips out.
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I'll just come back here.
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I'm really upset right now.
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Oh my god!
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[laughter]
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I'm still here.
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Oh my god!
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You scared the shit out of me.
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You scare me all the time.
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With just my natural behaviors?
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Yeah.
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Your natural womanly charm.
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Vanessa, you have those big, beautiful eyes.
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What some people might refer to as crazy eyes.
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[laughter]
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Have you noticed, like,
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you get booked for a lot more blowjob scenes
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because you have those huge eyes that just kind of--
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I actually don't do just blowjob scenes
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because I think they're boring.
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Because there's a dick and it's not going to fuck you.
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Same. Same.
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What's the point?
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So like, when he came in and you were just blowing it,
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and you're like, "No, this dick's going to go in."
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The old switcheroo.
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You could learn a lot from Vanessa.
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We learned that from Looney Tunes.
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[laughter]
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I feel like this has been a pretty good episode.
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How do you guys think it's going so far?
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I think it's going great.
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You didn't enjoy--well, you did enjoy it.
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Who's the guy in church?
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He doesn't like talking during sex, but I feel like this is better.
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We want more of a connection.
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Sean was more antagonizing towards me
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in the first one.
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That's what I'm very passionate about in provoking me.
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[laughter]
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Let me ask you this.
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How do you feel about aliens?
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What do you think about aliens?
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Shit's going wild.
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Yeah, tell us about the alien situation.
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Past five years have been insane.
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What's new on the alien front?
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Top-ranking US official who was tasked with being
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the head of the UAP task force
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came out as a whistleblower.
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What's his name?
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David Grush.
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Yeah, he's a whistleblower.
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He says that there's an organization that's withholding
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information from Congress and the American people
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that we have non-human spacecrafts
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and bodies, non-human bodies.
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You know, some people have called my body non-human.
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You know what I mean?
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Is that the lack of hair?
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Smooth like a baby.
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I even shaved my legs if you want to feel that.
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I did it for some art modeling.
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I don't know if you guys know this,
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but I do art modeling.
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Here, you want to feel? It's smooth.
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Here's some of the art modeling that I do.
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Wow.
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That's me.
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Thank you.
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That's my ex.
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No, no.
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Fuck, I'm so bad at this.
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If you want to buy it.
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Just go through the list.
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She already told you what she was.
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I know. Talk about her big three.
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One of the three so far.
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My big three is
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I'm a Sean Moon with a Nathan sign.
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A Sean Moon? I'm your moon.
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And a Robbie Echo rising.
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Rising.
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Boom.
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Wonder Team powers activate.
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Power of steam.
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Power of steam?
505
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,200
Steam? That's our thing?
506
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,200
That's all we got?
507
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,200
We're not really good superheroes, Robbie.
508
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,200
I want to thank you guys for letting me be a part of this.
509
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,200
I feel like I was really a part of something special.
510
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,200
I'm fucking Robbie and I'm playing him today.
511
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,200
Are you really? Well you're fucking him right now too.
512
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,200
We're going to fly over there.
513
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,200
Fly over there?
514
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,200
This is a good plan.
515
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,200
Are you going to serenade us?
516
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,200
It was so funny because
517
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,200
my agent worded it.
518
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,200
It was so funny.
519
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,200
Are you
520
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,200
I forgot what he said.
521
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,200
Oh yeah, they just gave me the shoot info
522
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,200
and they were like, "Yeah, we'll be in a plane."
523
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,200
And I'm like, "Wait, what?"
524
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,200
Are we fucking in a plane?
525
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,200
That's funny.
526
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,200
That's crazy. You've never had sex in a plane before?
527
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,200
No, but I've jerked off a lot.
528
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,200
Wait, you jerked off in a plane?
529
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,200
Oh yeah. What do you mean, "Oh yeah?"
530
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,200
That's not a normal reaction.
531
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,200
I've jerked off in planes? Dude, I took a lot of
532
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,200
flights when I was a teenager. How often were you
533
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,200
jerking off? Dude, every flight I had
534
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,200
when I was a teenager, I jerked off multiple times
535
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,200
in the same plane ride.
536
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,200
Multiple times in the same plane ride? Yeah.
537
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,200
How much were you jerking off as a kid?
538
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,200
A lot.
539
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,200
Where were you
540
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,200
jerking off in the plane?
541
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,200
In the bathroom. You just go to the bathroom
542
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,200
multiple times and jerk off.
543
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,200
You know it's not called the masturbatorium.
544
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,200
It's just called the restroom. You just go in there
545
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,200
and you relieve yourself.
546
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,200
I guess you were relieving yourself.
547
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,200
I'm disturbed right now.
548
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,200
Are you guys going to go for a double patch again?
549
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,200
Yeah. Are you guys going to go for a double patch?
550
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,200
Yeah. Can we do a double patch?
551
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,200
Why are you asking me?
552
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,200
I don't know. Maybe I'm allowed to do something.
553
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,200
You can do a double patch.
554
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,200
You can do whatever you want.
555
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,200
Once I get it out, I'm a little bit behind.
556
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,200
Do you think there's rules on this set?
557
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,200
There are no rules here.
558
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,200
Double patch.
559
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,200
It's the best day ever.
560
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,200
Wait, what do you guys want me to do?
561
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,200
Over here
562
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,200
Should I be supporting your head?
563
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,200
I'll talk you through it.
564
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,200
You can support my head.
565
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,200
Which way are you facing? Down?
566
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,200
Amazing this way.
567
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,200
Oh!
568
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,200
There we go.
569
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,200
Register!
570
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,200
Lovely, lovely chance to buy the wine.
571
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,200
Thank you.
572
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,200
Those are really amazing tests.
573
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,200
Are you in the industry?
574
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,200
Are you in the industry?
575
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,200
It would be really a shame if she logged in.
576
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,200
Right?
577
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,200
Which way?
578
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,200
Have we done double patch before?
579
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,200
Yeah, Nathan did it.
580
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,200
It was just Nathan?
581
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,200
No.
582
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,200
I'm very impressed.
583
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,200
But that was the only other time we've done double patch.
584
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,200
Let her get it in first.
585
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,200
Have you ever seen a double patch performed?
586
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,200
Not this close.
587
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,200
Just on camera?
588
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,200
Thank you.
589
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,200
It's an experience for all of us.
590
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,200
Fantastic.
591
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,200
I'm not going anywhere now.
592
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,200
I'm fine.
593
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,200
I could use some more tea though.
594
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,200
I'll get you a moment.
595
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,200
There we go.
596
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,200
Is she okay?
597
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,200
She's fine.
598
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,200
This is a normal reaction for her.
599
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,200
We need to see the face.
600
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,200
That's a lot.
601
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,200
Oh my god.
602
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,200
That smells so good.
603
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,200
That smells so good.
604
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,200
You know this reminds me of...
605
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,200
What is it?
606
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,200
What it must have been like for the...
607
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,200
For the first explorers, they go west.
608
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,200
They get over the Sierras.
609
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,200
They get past the desert.
610
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,200
Fuck!
611
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,200
They're coming up to the beautiful
612
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,200
Pacific Ocean.
613
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,200
They come over that rise and they see it
614
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,200
spreading out there.
615
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,200
Just gorgeous in the sunlight.
616
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,200
The gold spilling across the waves.
617
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,200
The waves hitting the sand.
618
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,200
The rocks.
619
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,200
Oh my god.
620
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,200
This is America.
621
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,200
This is America.
622
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,200
This is America.
623
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,200
This is freedom.
624
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,200
If there's one place you can get
625
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,200
double-badged to
626
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,200
in America,
627
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,200
California.
628
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,200
You made it happen.
629
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,200
You made it happen.
630
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,200
Yeah, I did.
631
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,200
You're welcome.
632
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,200
Thank you. Thanks for jumping in.
633
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,200
Thanks buddy.
634
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,200
You're a good roommate.
635
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,200
I really think so.
636
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,200
I did most of the work.
637
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,200
Can we do a double cream pie
638
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,200
and then I don't take my birth control
639
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,200
and just see what happens?
640
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,200
Roll them fucking dice!
641
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,200
I don't know about this.
642
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,200
I don't know if you know this, but she's actively
643
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,200
trying to baby trap somebody.
644
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,200
You're picking the two.
645
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,200
You're not picking good options here.
646
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,200
He's got a wife.
647
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,200
I was talking about money.
648
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,200
He's got a wife to
649
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,200
take care of.
650
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,200
He's got me to take care of.
651
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,200
Let's be honest. I'm not making that much money.
652
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,200
I don't know.
653
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,200
I mean,
654
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,200
we can do a double cream pie if you really want to.
655
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,200
I don't know if Robby, do you need to hold your
656
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,200
comb?
657
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,200
Alright, he can come.
658
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,200
Can you do a cream pie?
659
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,200
We're going to find out. Get down, man.
660
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,200
You can subscribe.
661
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,200
I'll give you a free month.
662
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,200
It'll be great.
663
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,200
You guys, everybody here
664
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,200
you get a free month trial tomorrow.
665
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,200
Yeah.
666
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,200
You guys can all watch the video.
667
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,200
Fuck you, Cody!
668
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,200
You get nothing except disdain
669
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,200
and scorn. I spit at you.
670
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,200
You get a nice
671
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,200
swift punch in the balls.
672
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,200
Actually,
673
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,200
I want to take this moment to talk about something
674
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,200
really serious. As you guys build up
675
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,200
to a
676
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,199
double cream pie.
677
00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:10,199
It's come to my attention
678
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:12,199
recently
679
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:14,199
that a
680
00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:16,199
large portion of the koala
681
00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:18,199
population has chlamydia.
682
00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:20,199
A lot of them.
683
00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:22,199
Tasmanian devils have herpes on their face.
684
00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:24,199
And they're just spreading it.
685
00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:26,199
They're just out in the outback
686
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:28,199
just passing it to
687
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,199
everybody.
688
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:32,199
These koalas
689
00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:34,199
they don't get tested.
690
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:36,199
They don't get treated.
691
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,199
They're just out there. They're passers.
692
00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:40,199
They're terrible. And we need to eliminate
693
00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:42,199
the koala population.
694
00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:44,199
I just
695
00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:46,199
armed two seconds ago
696
00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:48,199
Tasmanian devils
697
00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:50,199
they have herpes on their face.
698
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:52,199
Yay!
699
00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:54,199
Yay!
700
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:56,199
Jesus. This is a lot.
701
00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:58,199
Wait, wait. I need to be told
702
00:34:58,199 --> 00:35:00,199
when to come. Can they come?
703
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:02,199
Yes, come. Jesus.
704
00:35:02,199 --> 00:35:04,199
I was helping you. Do you want me to talk
705
00:35:04,199 --> 00:35:06,199
you through it?
706
00:35:06,199 --> 00:35:08,199
I'll walk you guys through it.
707
00:35:08,199 --> 00:35:10,199
Okay, so what you do
708
00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:12,199
is you want to get in her
709
00:35:12,199 --> 00:35:14,199
vagina.
710
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:16,199
It's going to get pretty tight.
711
00:35:16,199 --> 00:35:18,199
You feel how her pussies squeezing your dick.
712
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:20,199
You just want to give into that
713
00:35:20,199 --> 00:35:22,199
sensation. Relax.
714
00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:24,199
Try not to think about anything else.
715
00:35:24,199 --> 00:35:26,199
Try to block out everything.
716
00:35:26,199 --> 00:35:28,199
Try to block out everything else
717
00:35:28,199 --> 00:35:30,199
Robbie. Just focus
718
00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:32,199
on the sensation
719
00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:34,199
of how good her pussy feels.
720
00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,199
Don't think about all the
721
00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:38,199
bills you have to pay. Shut up Sean!
722
00:35:38,199 --> 00:35:40,199
We're going to be here all day.
723
00:35:40,199 --> 00:35:42,199
Oh.
724
00:35:42,199 --> 00:35:44,199
Is it quiet time?
725
00:35:44,199 --> 00:35:46,199
Go in your corner.
726
00:35:46,199 --> 00:35:48,199
Go in your rainbow pillow.
727
00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:50,199
I don't have a corner. That's your cum pillow.
728
00:35:50,199 --> 00:35:52,199
You sit there while people need to come.
729
00:35:52,199 --> 00:35:54,199
Why do I want to block a view?
730
00:35:54,199 --> 00:35:56,199
(laughter)
731
00:35:56,199 --> 00:35:58,199
(muffled voices)
732
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,199
(muffled voices)
733
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:02,199
(muffled voices)
734
00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:04,199
(muffled voices)
735
00:36:04,199 --> 00:36:06,199
(muffled voices)
736
00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:08,199
(muffled voices)
737
00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:10,199
(muffled voices)
738
00:36:10,199 --> 00:36:12,199
(muffled voices)
739
00:36:12,199 --> 00:36:14,199
(muffled voices)
740
00:36:14,199 --> 00:36:16,199
(muffled voices)
741
00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:18,199
(muffled voices)
742
00:36:18,199 --> 00:36:20,199
(muffled voices)
743
00:36:20,199 --> 00:36:22,199
(muffled voices)
744
00:36:22,199 --> 00:36:24,199
(muffled voices)
745
00:36:24,199 --> 00:36:26,199
(muffled voices)
746
00:36:26,199 --> 00:36:28,199
I was good at sports but I was small for my age.
747
00:36:28,199 --> 00:36:30,199
So like when we would play basketball.
748
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:32,199
Even though it's athletic.
749
00:36:32,199 --> 00:36:34,199
I uh...
750
00:36:34,199 --> 00:36:36,199
You know what I think about when you...
751
00:36:36,199 --> 00:36:40,199
So a lot of times I sit on the sidelines.
752
00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:42,199
Have a conversation with myself.
753
00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:44,199
When I think about my kids.
754
00:36:44,199 --> 00:36:46,199
My legs are trashed.
755
00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:48,199
You know what?
756
00:36:48,199 --> 00:36:50,199
When you grow up,
757
00:36:50,199 --> 00:36:52,199
you're not going to be the one on the outside anymore.
758
00:36:52,199 --> 00:36:54,199
You're going to be included.
759
00:36:54,199 --> 00:36:56,199
You're going to be part of the party.
760
00:36:56,199 --> 00:36:58,199
You're going to be made up.
761
00:36:58,199 --> 00:37:00,199
Every game is going to come to your house and hang out with you.
762
00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:02,199
And be your friend.
763
00:37:02,199 --> 00:37:04,199
(muffled voices)
764
00:37:04,199 --> 00:37:06,199
To a large degree I think that...
765
00:37:06,199 --> 00:37:08,199
(muffled voices)
766
00:37:08,199 --> 00:37:10,199
It really worked.
767
00:37:10,199 --> 00:37:12,199
(muffled voices)
768
00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:14,199
Are you pointing to the cum?
769
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:16,199
Are you pointing to the mess that you made?
770
00:37:16,199 --> 00:37:18,199
(muffled voices)
771
00:37:18,199 --> 00:37:20,199
You're trying to...
772
00:37:20,199 --> 00:37:22,199
Stop it?
773
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:24,199
That just looks like a mess in there.
774
00:37:24,199 --> 00:37:26,199
Did you just do that?
775
00:37:26,199 --> 00:37:28,199
Are you going to clean it up?
776
00:37:28,199 --> 00:37:30,199
I did that.
777
00:37:30,199 --> 00:37:32,199
I'm not cleaning it.
778
00:37:32,199 --> 00:37:34,199
So what did it do?
779
00:37:34,199 --> 00:37:36,199
It helped get in his heart?
780
00:37:36,199 --> 00:37:38,199
It didn't help her.
781
00:37:38,199 --> 00:37:40,199
I was able to tune you out.
782
00:37:40,199 --> 00:37:42,199
But the fact that she couldn't tune you out
783
00:37:42,199 --> 00:37:44,199
made it hard for me.
784
00:37:44,199 --> 00:37:46,199
Made it harder for me.
785
00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:48,199
What's the secret to tuning me out?
786
00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:52,199
You just think about bodily sensations.
787
00:37:52,199 --> 00:37:54,199
Yeah. I feel like I just need to be...
788
00:37:54,199 --> 00:37:56,199
I just feel like I need to be...
789
00:37:56,199 --> 00:37:58,199
Maybe I need to be...
790
00:37:58,199 --> 00:38:00,199
(muffled voices)
791
00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:04,199
So what you're witnessing, guys,
792
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:10,199
is a passionate, passionate love-maker.
793
00:38:10,199 --> 00:38:14,199
Two people, obviously, are just pure,
794
00:38:14,199 --> 00:38:18,199
raw, strong, and actually...
795
00:38:18,199 --> 00:38:20,199
It is beautiful.
796
00:38:20,199 --> 00:38:22,199
I love watching that.
797
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:24,199
I love seeing the intensity.
798
00:38:24,199 --> 00:38:26,199
I love seeing the energy play out.
799
00:38:26,199 --> 00:38:30,199
You can almost feel the electricity.
800
00:38:30,199 --> 00:38:32,199
Like I got shocked a little bit.
801
00:38:32,199 --> 00:38:34,199
Just touching.
802
00:38:34,199 --> 00:38:38,199
It's a wild ride.
803
00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:40,199
It's a wild adventure.
804
00:38:40,199 --> 00:38:42,199
And you never know what's going to happen.
805
00:38:42,199 --> 00:38:46,199
And I think that's kind of a lesson with life, too.
806
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,199
You're kind of doing your best.
807
00:38:48,199 --> 00:38:50,199
You kind of go in with a game plan.
808
00:38:50,199 --> 00:38:52,199
You kind of have some ideas where it's going to go,
809
00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:54,199
but you never know.
810
00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:56,199
A woman might walk in, pull her tits out,
811
00:38:56,199 --> 00:38:58,199
and then she's there, too.
812
00:38:58,199 --> 00:39:00,199
And then your roommate might come in with a flaccid cock
813
00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:04,199
and some tea that he may or may not have stirred
814
00:39:04,199 --> 00:39:06,199
with his flaccid cock.
815
00:39:06,199 --> 00:39:08,199
And you have a choice.
816
00:39:08,199 --> 00:39:10,199
Do I take the tea?
817
00:39:10,199 --> 00:39:12,199
Or do I not take the tea?
818
00:39:12,199 --> 00:39:15,199
And I think, for me, I obviously take the tea.
819
00:39:15,199 --> 00:39:17,199
I take the drink.
820
00:39:17,199 --> 00:39:19,199
I take the drink.
821
00:39:19,199 --> 00:39:26,199
And, um, I think if you look at the success
822
00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:28,199
and the trajectory of my life
823
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:32,199
and how I managed to be successful over the years,
824
00:39:32,199 --> 00:39:35,199
it's probably because I say yes to things
825
00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:39,199
that other people might not.
826
00:39:39,199 --> 00:39:42,199
I take chances in my life.
827
00:39:42,199 --> 00:39:47,199
Whether it's my personal life, my career,
828
00:39:47,199 --> 00:39:49,199
or my family.
829
00:39:49,199 --> 00:39:54,199
It's just how I live my life.
830
00:39:54,199 --> 00:39:57,199
On the edge. Right on the edge.
831
00:39:57,199 --> 00:40:02,199
I love being a part of an industry
832
00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:04,199
with something that's greater emotional.
833
00:40:04,199 --> 00:40:07,199
I feel like we're making something.
834
00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:10,199
Some people make a baby when they have sex.
835
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:13,199
We make art. We make something beautiful.
836
00:40:13,199 --> 00:40:16,199
And I hope you guys can appreciate
837
00:40:16,199 --> 00:40:19,199
all the love and energy that we put into this project.
838
00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:23,199
And we just love what you do for us.
839
00:40:23,199 --> 00:40:26,199
Thank you for supporting us and being there for us.
840
00:40:26,199 --> 00:40:30,199
We'll be back in nine months to let you know what the bother is.
841
00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:32,199
Do you think it took?
842
00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:34,199
I think it took.
843
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:35,199
Just in case.
844
00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:37,199
This is like a secret baby trap.
845
00:40:37,199 --> 00:40:38,199
Yeah, yeah, lean up.
846
00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:39,199
Oh, thank God. Get pregnant.
847
00:40:39,199 --> 00:40:40,199
We want a boy.
848
00:40:40,199 --> 00:40:42,199
Who's it gonna be?
849
00:40:42,199 --> 00:40:45,199
Make sure you get it all in there.
850
00:40:45,199 --> 00:40:47,199
I'm actually sick.
851
00:40:47,199 --> 00:40:49,199
Every last drop.
852
00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:51,199
Every last drop.
853
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:52,199
Every last drop.
854
00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:54,199
Every last drop.
855
00:40:54,199 --> 00:40:55,199
Every last drop.
856
00:40:55,199 --> 00:40:57,199
Every last drop.
857
00:40:57,199 --> 00:40:58,199
Every last drop.
858
00:40:58,199 --> 00:41:02,199
And that's been another episode of the fucking podcast.
859
00:41:02,199 --> 00:41:05,199
Thanks so much for having us, Sean.
860
00:41:05,199 --> 00:41:06,199
I came here to you.
861
00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:07,199
You're gonna be the god damn it.
862
00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:09,199
Bye.
863
00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:10,199
Bye.
864
00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:11,199
Good game guys.
865
00:41:11,199 --> 00:41:14,199
Thank you so much for joining, Robbie.
866
00:41:14,199 --> 00:41:16,199
I've never been happier in my life.
867
00:41:16,199 --> 00:41:17,199
Good.
868
00:41:17,199 --> 00:41:19,199
This is what I do.
869
00:41:19,199 --> 00:41:20,199
Good.
870
00:41:20,199 --> 00:41:23,199
Nice job.
871
00:41:23,199 --> 00:41:25,199
I love how we got the whole family together.
872
00:41:25,199 --> 00:41:26,199
Thank you so much, Robbie.
873
00:41:26,199 --> 00:41:28,199
I so appreciate that.
874
00:41:29,199 --> 00:41:30,199
Thank you.
875
00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:32,199
Thank you.
876
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,199
Thank you.
877
00:41:35,199 --> 00:41:36,199
Thank you.
878
00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:38,199
Thank you.
879
00:41:39,199 --> 00:41:40,199
Thank you.
880
00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:42,199
Thank you.
881
00:41:43,199 --> 00:41:44,199
Thank you.
882
00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:46,199
Thank you.
883
00:41:47,199 --> 00:41:48,199
Thank you.
884
00:41:48,199 --> 00:42:00,179
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