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Nathan, were you able to cover that rash with concealant that we sent?

No, I was not.

I'm sure it won't show up on camera.

It's just between the butt cheeks, so we're good.

Welcome to another great episode of a fucking podcast.

Today we have somebody really, really special.

He's one of the top performers in the industry.

He's loved by everybody, and more than a few women have said his dick is perfect.

I'm talking, of course, about me, Sean Alp. I'm your host.

We also have Nathan Bronson, Vanessa Skye, with us today.

Mediocre cock.

Yeah.

We actually have similar cocks, I've heard it described that way.

His is a little bit curved. You'll see.

You can Google it later.

Vanessa, you look gorgeous today.

Thank you. I dressed for the occasion.

Nathan, you look like hot garbage.

That's what I do.

You have one shoe on, one shoe off.

What happened there?

In order to get in a good erection, I feel that my left foot needs to actually feel the floor.

A little bit of grounding?

Yeah, grounding, what the hippies say.

Do you wear camouflage because it helps hide your dick?

You don't have a problem hiding your dick.

No, no, I don't.

It's mediocre enough where it can just bypass most people's vision, so it really hurts.

If a T-Rex was coming at you, he wouldn't see it.

No, no, no, no. Doesn't move.

Doesn't move, doesn't go anywhere, just sits there like a limp sack of taters.

So, Nathan, you have your own podcast, Cooking with Nathan.

Calling it a podcast is a stretch.

It's a show.

It's a show, right?

So, a lot of times you have porn stars on and you'll cook for them.

I don't know if you know this, but porn stars are not really known for being all that interesting.

People kind of want to watch them have sex.

Have you ever thought about having a podcast where they have sex with each other instead of just...

Well, I would, but this job bores me to...

Look who's here.

What a podcast.

Oh, welcome.

Hello.

Come say hi.

Welcome to a fucking podcast.

There's always surprises happening.

Hi, guys.

She's visiting from Chicago.

She's not here to have sex with you, but she do get coffee.

Do you mind if she watches?

She's like, "Can she pull her boobs out?"

She'll pull her boobs out.

You're not required to pull her boobs out.

Please?

If the stream has seen...

Fantastic.

That escalated quickly.

I didn't know that you could do that.

You just ask somebody and they take their tits out.

Dude, that's nice enough.

If you're a director, it seems to work every time.

Okay.

So, Nathan, you're a podcast.

You have people on porn stars.

They don't have sex.

They just talk.

That's just weird.

How did you come up with that concept?

I was bored of the job completely, and I only got to know people by, "Hey, here's my test.

What do you like?

What do you not like?"

So I figured if I need to know some of these people a little better, it might make the job

a little funner.

Did you ever regret it because a lot of the porn stars, you're like, "I didn't want to

talk to you.

I just wanted to have sex with you."

I've had a list of about four people that were the worst people on that show.

Could you say their names?

Oh, yes.

I totally can.

Give us a hint.

Give us a hint.

Vanessa was on the show.

Yeah, she was actually amazing.

No, I was so good.

I just have really shitty knife cutting skills.

Yeah, but that's everyone.

Which is odd because you're Cuban.

Aren't you good with knives?

What?

That I'm crazy?

Like, okay.

No.

No.

But, okay.

As a Cuban, what are the differences?

If a guy was going to cheat on his wife with, say, a Cuban or a Puerto Rican, what are the

differences between that?

A Puerto Rican woman will call your wife and tell her, and a Cuban woman would never get

that.

What do you think that is?

Is that something like your grandmother, your abuela, tells you?

Yes, when she raised me.

When you cheat with a man.

She said, "Vanessa, if you're ever a man's mistress, you must never ..." She didn't really

speak English.

Vanessa, "Si tu vera las chita de un hombre, nunca, nunca, llama, ala, ala fosa del."

Never say.

Never call his wife.

I see.

Never speak to the cops.

Interesting.

That one too.

Don't ever tell his wife.

A Puerto Rican woman will.

A Cuban woman would never.

I would never tell on any man's ... I'm the mistress of a couple men.

I know, right.

I would never tell their wives.

You have a long storied history of being a sugar baby.

Yes.

Right.

At what age did you realize you wanted to hustle men for the money?

18.

18?

You just you're like, you know what I'd really like to do what I'd be good at. Yeah using my beauty. Yeah

I

Was why we're here this is why we're here

Oh

Yeah, I was just like this seems like this seems like an easy the great

Like a great career thing like have you gone in and talk to you know?

women in terms of like career choices and kind of

Telling them like this is this is the way to get into it and this is kind of

To me. Um, yeah when my friends want to do and they're like, but I don't want to fuck the guy. I'm like get out of here

Oh

Wait, what's going on? We have a guest here. We do have a good Robbie right outside of there. Yeah, there's a lot

Mario shoes

These are I just got these

Me Mario while he's eating would that do it for you? Yeah, Mario

Okay, so how much money ballpark do you think you've made off of men

in your lifetime

Like is it enough to buy a house?

Think yeah, yeah, okay in California, not like I have it I spend money

Did you have a seizure do you have a medical condition?

Do you have the palsy?

Have you ever suffocated a man with your vagina

Has a guy ever drowned in there or got in there and got lost is it like spelunking

You know where guys go into caves, but they need to bring a rope

Cavern of a pussy

Tell after Nathan done with

I

Would describe that as

There's definitely some stalactites and stalagmites. There's

species that could be

Discovered in there. I don't think you've ever been this close to me. Well, that's incorrect. I've been this close to you

Right here you can hold my leg. I can hold it up. Yeah, yeah, I'm hoping Nathan. I'm not helping

You just got really really hard I could feel the electricity did you sense the connection

Yeah

Have you ever had like a static fire caused when your vagina hair and their hair just catches fire

Do you know Nathan Bronson and I we've actually done a DP together. Yeah, who's the lucky lady?

I can't see it though in the camouflage pants

Spring I'm gonna go duck on you after this

What I

Need to feed my family puddles is at home

This is why would you stop a man?

From this is what he does for work and you're interrupting his flow

You're interesting. I am NOT interrupting. I'm part of the flow

Have you never had a man penetrate you while eating your feet while another man talks to you while laying on another man's

Pink bathrobe. Yes

designer actually

Amazon

So now whatever bro, I feel like this is getting way too highbrow for us we need to bring it back down

Oh, yeah, Vanessa, so somebody who has taken a lot of psychiatric drugs. Oh, which ones are your favorite?

Why why why it's such a good name

It's like

Oh, I see and I'm thick was really fun. What did that one do?

So you really it's interesting because you have the system you go to the psychiatric

Department to get drugs to help your body

That seems like a really healthy

Of your psychiatric diagnoses which we're in the most product which one you brag about the most

Depression

Because it's like you've been through some shit

You look like you're possessed have you ever gotten that before

The

In Cuban, what are they called in Spanish? Yeah, the witch is

Do you

Yeah, have you ever been described as a bruja, um, no because I can't guess anyone's odiac sign right you're giving Aquarius

She's wrong every time

And yet let me get one more it doesn't it doesn't stop her from

Stop her from believing

With confidence like new mine, right?

Whatever you believe in you're gonna believe in despite the evidence

You seem like a girl who's been served with a restraining order - is that true? Oh, please God, let it be true

No, I've served on my dick, can you describe it?

Already

Did you give him glitter is it sexually? That's sexually transmitted glitter?

I store my glitter. It just

You're like spider

Glitter shortage

She knew it

Your conversation piece

Yeah, you're here for us we wouldn't be here without you we might just do it Nathan and I just stroking

So as somebody who obviously you look for a lot of wealthy men what's a good way to tell if a guy's wealthy or not

Like a quick way she's what kind of shoes are we talking shoes watch and then there's like

And then there's like an energy. What does this watch tell you about me?

So Nathan and somebody so

You you said oh, hey Robbie echoes here

We can't pay you anything we're not gonna pay you anything

See here at the fucking podcast we care about sexual health even if you do we still work

Yeah, so what a strange turn of events

You're breaking shit what kind you come into the scene

It's like a circus here

I'm trying to have a serious. I'm trying to have a serious podcast

My roommates are sabotaging it

I'm trying to have a conversation. You guys are just she's sucking your dick. He's not even getting paid

Fuck you Cody. That's a last straw. I'm coming here. I'm trying to be serious trying to hold a podcast

I'm a professional. I can replace you off a Craigslist in a heartbeat. Hey, man, just drink your tea

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You guys had to see that. No worries. It's just he

He triggers something in me, you know, I mean, yeah

Okay, he's wearing purple. So Vanessa you obviously target sugar daddies who have money you're trying to baby trap somebody

We're trying to get that going

Nathan do you consciously project this image of like somebody who's bad with money? Yeah, who's broke?

So nobody tries to baby trap you 100%? Yeah. Yeah, it's worked out. Well so far. I've never had an accident

Really interesting and yet there's these other guys with money

Something something we learned here. I think we're always learning on the fucking podcast - that's a great lesson for guys

It was your birthday

There's so much going on here

Is there a Sagittarius friend still here?

Sagittarius friend! No, she left. She was getting ignored. You didn't offer to eat her pussy. We'll eat your pussy right now!

People just keep joining pretty soon. This is this orgy is just gonna get bigger and bigger or we can start sucking the titties, whatever

You are not do not feel obligated

Yeah, feel free to you can come and sit you can come join me on the chair

Nobody wants to talk to me. I'll just talk to myself

God damn it. I'll talk to you

Do you mind if I put this here for a second?

It's fucking hot!

You're getting paid!

Okay, so Nathan. Yes. When you first got in the industry you had crabs. I did.

Two! How long did you have them for?

Let's see

18 till I was

20

A long time. You formed a bond with them. I did. They were living their best life. One had a human on with a tattoo on it

Whose arm was it based on? This one. It was the anchor tattooed

So it was two crabs fighting. You got a laser removed. Yeah. Why did you get it removed?

Because a handful companies said we think Nathan's a great performer. He's let girls like him, but he's got the dumbest tattoo

So I still have dumb tattoos, but not one of them I dig. You also, speaking of dumb tattoos,

You have my name tattooed on your ass. Well, not spelled the same. Well

But it's also it was for me you just you're not great at spelling. Yeah, I'm really not that spelling.

So okay a lot of people probably know this maybe some don't. You're a stuntman

When you were growing up as a kid were adult figures, you know, principals, adults

They're like this is a kid who can really take a punch. This is a kid. You can kick them down the stairs

And it's just not a problem. See, you know what? None of the adults usually said that. It was more fresh

Did you throw yourself down the stairs? Uh, you know Circus Circus of Vegas? Yeah, they like six flights of stairs that go up

Yeah, I threw myself down that one time on purpose

Yeah, cuz I thought it'd be funny to see security guards just reactions when I got back up and walked away.

What was the reaction?

I don't know. I went and got drunk afterwards. Wait, did you say you were a kid when you did this? No, this was like 21, 22.

So

The brain damage that occurred. Yeah. Was that before porn or after porn? That's been around the most in life.

Can I actually do a boyboy girl?

I am not paying you guys, but yeah sure.

I only do that. Are you okay to have sex with me right now?

Yeah. Okay. Can I like do a little switch? Are you okay with this? You look concerned.

I'm just a little you know, you know, I'm one of the greatest male performers in the universe

And then the moment Robbie walks in, Robbie two days in a row. Robbie walked in with a stick out.

Immediately like hey, would you like to be in the, I'm just kind of curious about that thought process.

It was cause it was his birthday and you're in Aries.

I just want you to be warned though. He already contracted glitter from her pussy.

So, I don't know if you have glitter already.

I got glitter already.

Okay.

Alright, I guess this is a boyboy girl.

It's kind of a boyboyboygirl. I'm gonna tell people I'm in the porn scene.

Well technically there's two girls in the room.

Oh that's true.

Have you read that?

I have.

Can you push that water?

There was so much happening.

Why are you promoting your podcast?

Wouldn't it be great if everyone would go and watch cooking with me?

This is, don't look. Don't look.

Alright, this is, this is not, this is not, no.

This is not a cross promotion.

This is a fucking podcast.

We don't do any cooking on this show, alright?

Cause we hire porn stars to do what porn stars do best.

Which is fucking.

I'm not talking and cooking.

Like amateurs over here.

Jesus Christ.

I lost my entire audience.

I have nobody to talk to. Everybody's fucking.

You're back.

We're here buddy. We're here for you.

I wanted to ask you Robbie. What are some things you think I could work on personally?

Ummm.

Uhhhh.

You know, like in pink.

Maybe be a better male performer.

Flexibility.

Yeah.

I'm really bad. I have really bad hips.

You have flexibility though.

I'll show you. Like.

You know what I mean? Like a hip.

I've always had really tight hips.

What the fuck?

Why is there two dicks right now?

When did that happen?

I like how you're still surprised about that.

As if she didn't stop and ask.

Hey, Jell-o.

That was weeks ago bro.

Too bad I tested it.

By the way guys, this is like literally the first time I've ever done a podcast.

By the way guys, this is like legit.

You know what I mean? Like they know that right?

It's legit?

Like they know how it's only booked for Nathan right?

I don't know. I don't know what they know.

I don't think this was planned.

This would happen if she came over to my house just for sex.

I'm like, "Oh, how the fuck did Robbie show up?"

No, this is the second time that's happened to me.

This is the second time. Remember the time with Kenna?

Yeah, this is the second time I was going over to fuck Kenna.

And then she's like, "Nathan, so I need to film something and Robbie's here."

And I'm like, "I guess."

What do you think it is?

Nathan, what do you think it is about you that when a girl is wanting to have sex with you,

she wants to have sex with another guy?

Oh, it's mostly that it's not good.

But it stays up, so.

Right. It works.

It works.

Actually, that's a great lesson to be learned.

Girls don't have to like you. You don't have to be good at sex.

You just have to have a dick that is constantly erect.

And that's what porn's taught me.

Yeah.

To be a great person.

Okay. I don't know if she needs a mouth-to-mouth or some sort of a defibrillator.

Defibrillator?

Nice.

Nathan, I've written several movies that you've starred on.

Several award-winning movies.

Really?

No, several. I probably said seven.

I'm a little flustered right now.

It's really the rage in me at Vanessa.

Let it out, bro.

So it goes.

But are there any compliments you'd like to give me on my writing?

Do you want to join in, Sean?

I would like to give you a not compliment.

If you joined in, it would be my first gang banger.

But she's like, "Well, we'll have to pay. But if it's three, you're going to have to pay."

My rate goes up $3,000.

Your cursing could be better.

My cursing could be better. My cursing is terrible.

There were some points in that last movie where it was like,

"What did I say? What was it?"

I can't remember. There were some things I was really like, "Come on, buddy. You didn't be mad. Be mad."

I'm really bad at being mad. I can only be fake mad.

Except Cody. Cody brings something out of me.

You're a fucking bitch, Cody!

You small dick, bitch. You stay behind the camera!

I don't care if Vanessa wants you in the gang, man. It doesn't matter!

Get the fuck out of my--oh my god, I'm so mad at him.

Look at him.

Just drink your tea, man.

Just drink your tea.

Fuck you, Cody!

If I touch the stuff--do you feel it?

Like if I touch him here?

Ooh, that feels nice.

There's lemon balm and cava in there.

You put cava in my drink?

That means cava tea.

How did he end up with underwear?

My cutout gets more action than I do.

Oh, there you go.

Oh my god, you should put your--oh no, it's not cutout.

Get a hole and put my dick through it?

It's the same dick, bro. Who cares?

So, having written a few--

This is the craziest episode.

I'm the famous Sean Alves stunt cock.

You did stunt for me in a movie.

Did I?

Yeah, recently.

Oh, yeah, the real stunt scene.

Yeah, I was playing a heroine character with a gun,

and I was fighting for the rights of repressed people,

and I got killed by a grenade,

and they lobbed it and they threw it.

Blew up my feet.

In your mouth.

In your mouth.

Because I was a highly paid actor,

they didn't want me to risk anything,

but of course Nathan was there,

and he already has some serious brain issues,

and he doesn't have that many brain cells to lose.

Nope.

And he's pretty sturdy as a guy.

So he took the hit for me.

He flew, he fell, they blew him up.

Turned out to be a great scene.

And the debris border worked on me.

I'm sorry.

Maybe I'll just leave and let you guys--

[laughter]

Oh my, it blew tips out.

I'll just come back here.

I'm really upset right now.

Oh my god!

[laughter]

I'm still here.

Oh my god!

You scared the shit out of me.

You scare me all the time.

With just my natural behaviors?

Yeah.

Your natural womanly charm.

Vanessa, you have those big, beautiful eyes.

What some people might refer to as crazy eyes.

[laughter]

Have you noticed, like,

you get booked for a lot more blowjob scenes

because you have those huge eyes that just kind of--

I actually don't do just blowjob scenes

because I think they're boring.

Because there's a dick and it's not going to fuck you.

Same. Same.

What's the point?

So like, when he came in and you were just blowing it,

and you're like, "No, this dick's going to go in."

The old switcheroo.

You could learn a lot from Vanessa.

We learned that from Looney Tunes.

[laughter]

I feel like this has been a pretty good episode.

How do you guys think it's going so far?

I think it's going great.

You didn't enjoy--well, you did enjoy it.

Who's the guy in church?

He doesn't like talking during sex, but I feel like this is better.

We want more of a connection.

Sean was more antagonizing towards me

in the first one.

That's what I'm very passionate about in provoking me.

[laughter]

Let me ask you this.

How do you feel about aliens?

What do you think about aliens?

Shit's going wild.

Yeah, tell us about the alien situation.

Past five years have been insane.

What's new on the alien front?

Top-ranking US official who was tasked with being

the head of the UAP task force

came out as a whistleblower.

What's his name?

David Grush.

Yeah, he's a whistleblower.

He says that there's an organization that's withholding

information from Congress and the American people

that we have non-human spacecrafts

and bodies, non-human bodies.

You know, some people have called my body non-human.

You know what I mean?

Is that the lack of hair?

Smooth like a baby.

I even shaved my legs if you want to feel that.

I did it for some art modeling.

I don't know if you guys know this,

but I do art modeling.

Here, you want to feel? It's smooth.

Here's some of the art modeling that I do.

Wow.

That's me.

Thank you.

That's my ex.

No, no.

Fuck, I'm so bad at this.

If you want to buy it.

Just go through the list.

She already told you what she was.

I know. Talk about her big three.

One of the three so far.

My big three is

I'm a Sean Moon with a Nathan sign.

A Sean Moon? I'm your moon.

And a Robbie Echo rising.

Rising.

Boom.

Wonder Team powers activate.

Power of steam.

Power of steam?

Steam? That's our thing?

That's all we got?

We're not really good superheroes, Robbie.

I want to thank you guys for letting me be a part of this.

I feel like I was really a part of something special.

I'm fucking Robbie and I'm playing him today.

Are you really? Well you're fucking him right now too.

We're going to fly over there.

Fly over there?

This is a good plan.

Are you going to serenade us?

It was so funny because

my agent worded it.

It was so funny.

Are you

I forgot what he said.

Oh yeah, they just gave me the shoot info

and they were like, "Yeah, we'll be in a plane."

And I'm like, "Wait, what?"

Are we fucking in a plane?

That's funny.

That's crazy. You've never had sex in a plane before?

No, but I've jerked off a lot.

Wait, you jerked off in a plane?

Oh yeah. What do you mean, "Oh yeah?"

That's not a normal reaction.

I've jerked off in planes? Dude, I took a lot of

flights when I was a teenager. How often were you

jerking off? Dude, every flight I had

when I was a teenager, I jerked off multiple times

in the same plane ride.

Multiple times in the same plane ride? Yeah.

How much were you jerking off as a kid?

A lot.

Where were you

jerking off in the plane?

In the bathroom. You just go to the bathroom

multiple times and jerk off.

You know it's not called the masturbatorium.

It's just called the restroom. You just go in there

and you relieve yourself.

I guess you were relieving yourself.

I'm disturbed right now.

Are you guys going to go for a double patch again?

Yeah. Are you guys going to go for a double patch?

Yeah. Can we do a double patch?

Why are you asking me?

I don't know. Maybe I'm allowed to do something.

You can do a double patch.

You can do whatever you want.

Once I get it out, I'm a little bit behind.

Do you think there's rules on this set?

There are no rules here.

Double patch.

It's the best day ever.

Wait, what do you guys want me to do?

Over here

Should I be supporting your head?

I'll talk you through it.

You can support my head.

Which way are you facing? Down?

Amazing this way.

Oh!

There we go.

Register!

Lovely, lovely chance to buy the wine.

Thank you.

Those are really amazing tests.

Are you in the industry?

Are you in the industry?

It would be really a shame if she logged in.

Right?

Which way?

Have we done double patch before?

Yeah, Nathan did it.

It was just Nathan?

No.

I'm very impressed.

But that was the only other time we've done double patch.

Let her get it in first.

Have you ever seen a double patch performed?

Not this close.

Just on camera?

Thank you.

It's an experience for all of us.

Fantastic.

I'm not going anywhere now.

I'm fine.

I could use some more tea though.

I'll get you a moment.

There we go.

Is she okay?

She's fine.

This is a normal reaction for her.

We need to see the face.

That's a lot.

Oh my god.

That smells so good.

That smells so good.

You know this reminds me of...

What is it?

What it must have been like for the...

For the first explorers, they go west.

They get over the Sierras.

They get past the desert.

Fuck!

They're coming up to the beautiful

Pacific Ocean.

They come over that rise and they see it

spreading out there.

Just gorgeous in the sunlight.

The gold spilling across the waves.

The waves hitting the sand.

The rocks.

Oh my god.

This is America.

This is America.

This is America.

This is freedom.

If there's one place you can get

double-badged to

in America,

California.

You made it happen.

You made it happen.

Yeah, I did.

You're welcome.

Thank you. Thanks for jumping in.

Thanks buddy.

You're a good roommate.

I really think so.

I did most of the work.

Can we do a double cream pie

and then I don't take my birth control

and just see what happens?

Roll them fucking dice!

I don't know about this.

I don't know if you know this, but she's actively

trying to baby trap somebody.

You're picking the two.

You're not picking good options here.

He's got a wife.

I was talking about money.

He's got a wife to

take care of.

He's got me to take care of.

Let's be honest. I'm not making that much money.

I don't know.

I mean,

we can do a double cream pie if you really want to.

I don't know if Robby, do you need to hold your

comb?

Alright, he can come.

Can you do a cream pie?

We're going to find out. Get down, man.

You can subscribe.

I'll give you a free month.

It'll be great.

You guys, everybody here

you get a free month trial tomorrow.

Yeah.

You guys can all watch the video.

Fuck you, Cody!

You get nothing except disdain

and scorn. I spit at you.

You get a nice

swift punch in the balls.

Actually,

I want to take this moment to talk about something

really serious. As you guys build up

to a

double cream pie.

It's come to my attention

recently

that a

large portion of the koala

population has chlamydia.

A lot of them.

Tasmanian devils have herpes on their face.

And they're just spreading it.

They're just out in the outback

just passing it to

everybody.

These koalas

they don't get tested.

They don't get treated.

They're just out there. They're passers.

They're terrible. And we need to eliminate

the koala population.

I just

armed two seconds ago

Tasmanian devils

they have herpes on their face.

Yay!

Yay!

Jesus. This is a lot.

Wait, wait. I need to be told

when to come. Can they come?

Yes, come. Jesus.

I was helping you. Do you want me to talk

you through it?

I'll walk you guys through it.

Okay, so what you do

is you want to get in her

vagina.

It's going to get pretty tight.

You feel how her pussies squeezing your dick.

You just want to give into that

sensation. Relax.

Try not to think about anything else.

Try to block out everything.

Try to block out everything else

Robbie. Just focus

on the sensation

of how good her pussy feels.

Don't think about all the

bills you have to pay. Shut up Sean!

We're going to be here all day.

Oh.

Is it quiet time?

Go in your corner.

Go in your rainbow pillow.

I don't have a corner. That's your cum pillow.

You sit there while people need to come.

Why do I want to block a view?

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I was good at sports but I was small for my age.

So like when we would play basketball.

Even though it's athletic.

I uh...

You know what I think about when you...

So a lot of times I sit on the sidelines.

Have a conversation with myself.

When I think about my kids.

My legs are trashed.

You know what?

When you grow up,

you're not going to be the one on the outside anymore.

You're going to be included.

You're going to be part of the party.

You're going to be made up.

Every game is going to come to your house and hang out with you.

And be your friend.

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To a large degree I think that...

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It really worked.

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Are you pointing to the cum?

Are you pointing to the mess that you made?

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You're trying to...

Stop it?

That just looks like a mess in there.

Did you just do that?

Are you going to clean it up?

I did that.

I'm not cleaning it.

So what did it do?

It helped get in his heart?

It didn't help her.

I was able to tune you out.

But the fact that she couldn't tune you out

made it hard for me.

Made it harder for me.

What's the secret to tuning me out?

You just think about bodily sensations.

Yeah. I feel like I just need to be...

I just feel like I need to be...

Maybe I need to be...

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So what you're witnessing, guys,

is a passionate, passionate love-maker.

Two people, obviously, are just pure,

raw, strong, and actually...

It is beautiful.

I love watching that.

I love seeing the intensity.

I love seeing the energy play out.

You can almost feel the electricity.

Like I got shocked a little bit.

Just touching.

It's a wild ride.

It's a wild adventure.

And you never know what's going to happen.

And I think that's kind of a lesson with life, too.

You're kind of doing your best.

You kind of go in with a game plan.

You kind of have some ideas where it's going to go,

but you never know.

A woman might walk in, pull her tits out,

and then she's there, too.

And then your roommate might come in with a flaccid cock

and some tea that he may or may not have stirred

with his flaccid cock.

And you have a choice.

Do I take the tea?

Or do I not take the tea?

And I think, for me, I obviously take the tea.

I take the drink.

I take the drink.

And, um, I think if you look at the success

and the trajectory of my life

and how I managed to be successful over the years,

it's probably because I say yes to things

that other people might not.

I take chances in my life.

Whether it's my personal life, my career,

or my family.

It's just how I live my life.

On the edge. Right on the edge.

I love being a part of an industry

with something that's greater emotional.

I feel like we're making something.

Some people make a baby when they have sex.

We make art. We make something beautiful.

And I hope you guys can appreciate

all the love and energy that we put into this project.

And we just love what you do for us.

Thank you for supporting us and being there for us.

We'll be back in nine months to let you know what the bother is.

Do you think it took?

I think it took.

Just in case.

This is like a secret baby trap.

Yeah, yeah, lean up.

Oh, thank God. Get pregnant.

We want a boy.

Who's it gonna be?

Make sure you get it all in there.

I'm actually sick.

Every last drop.

Every last drop.

Every last drop.

Every last drop.

Every last drop.

Every last drop.

Every last drop.

And that's been another episode of the fucking podcast.

Thanks so much for having us, Sean.

I came here to you.

You're gonna be the god damn it.

Bye.

Bye.

Good game guys.

Thank you so much for joining, Robbie.

I've never been happier in my life.

Good.

This is what I do.

Good.

Nice job.

I love how we got the whole family together.

Thank you so much, Robbie.

I so appreciate that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

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