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Hi, you must be the babysitter. I trust this little kleptomaniac at all. You

want to keep your job as a babysitter, right? Yes.

I'm here to watch your brother today.

What's crackin'? Not much.

How are you?

I've been better.

Oh, yeah?

Why's that?

What are you trying to hide there?

Huh?

What are you up to?

Just doing a little shopping.

Not that much, you know.

You don't have to worry about it. Shop?

Yeah. Is that my card?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You know exactly what I'm talking about. Give me the fucking thing.

Fine. Hand it over. How much did you spend?

Not that much. You really don't have to worry about it, I swear.

What kind of stuff you buying?

What happened to you? Now you're addicted to shopping on this fucking

thing like your mom?

I'm not addicted.

Come on. Huh?

No. You want to show me what you have in your shopping cart?

Why do you want to know?

I'm just curious.

I guess I'll find out.

I can't. I have to look inside your cart.

Well, it'll all come soon enough.

Don't worry about it. Yeah, I'll be at work.

You know?

Whatever.

Well, guess what?

Huh? I got some bad news today.

What's the bad news?

The bad news is because I got laid off.

For real?

Oh, yeah. We're going to have some financial issues around here.

We're going to be eating beans out the can around here. Stop it. No.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

No, you don't understand.

You're exaggerating.

No, I got laid off. It really happened.

Man, we have issues.

That's why I was like, what are you doing with that card? Because I wasn't

going to tell you any of this shit until I saw you probably buying everything in

the world over there.

No, no.

Well,

I'm sorry. That really sucks.

All of this hanging around with me got you a little worked up, huh?

Look at you.

What?

Oh, my God. You really are horny. Jesus.

Never thought this would be happening.

What is that supposed to mean?

I don't know.

You think I'm a slut?

I think you're becoming a slut.

Well, it seems like you're a pretty big slut yourself, though. I could be.

Why don't I measure you?

Oh, my God, Steve.

In London.

I can do my best, Steve.

Hi, I'm Big G.

Are you kidding me?

No, I heard something. It's in the garage.

Stop it. Act normal.

Where are you? Okay, okay, okay.

Jesus. I'm watching TV or something.

Put your fucking pants up.

I'm going up to my room really quick.

Getting changed.

For what?

Yeah, I have a couple of job interviews.

Job interviews? Wait right there. I've got to give you some advice.

First of all, what are you...

from upstairs.

Does it matter? Why do you need to know?

Uh-huh.

Does it matter? Why are you snapping at me? I'm not snapping. I'm just, you're

the one asking all the questions. When you're going to a job interview, you

don't even run it by me. You don't even want my advice.

I mean, I think I got it handled pretty well.

Why? What are your tips?

What kind of job interview are you going in for?

It doesn't, really, it doesn't matter.

What is it? It doesn't matter.

I'm not doing anything.

You're not doing anything promiscuous, are you?

No, never. Of course not.

What's that?

I said, of course not.

Well, you didn't tell your mother about what the fuck happened, did you?

No. Why would I do that?

I don't know.

You don't know?

Anyways, all right, look. So, I'm going to correct you for your job interview.

So, you know how to have good posture and how to say that story.

You know, man?

Yeah. Shake hands properly.

Yeah, nice and firm grip.

You have a resume?

Yeah. Where the fuck did you get it? You didn't run any of this shit by me. What

do you mean? Why do I need to run everything by you now, huh?

I'm trying to help you.

Well, thanks, I guess.

I respect your rebel life. I mean, it's admirable, but... Mm-hmm.

I like that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah. Yes.

Interesting.

Well, are you done interrogating me now? I'm not interrogating you. I'm trying to

help you.

Okay, whatever. Same thing at this point.

Hey, how's it going? Hey.

So...

I was kind of feeling bad.

I was being kind of a brat with the job situation.

Oh, you think? Yeah,

so I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

Why are you wearing that?

It's cute, right?

It's very cute, but... What, you don't think it's cute?

A little inappropriate, wouldn't you say?

You're being nice here.

I'm not, but you were being so mean the other day. I don't really...

Come on.

Come on. What are you talking about?

I'm trying to be nice now.

Please. Of course you are. What do you want?

I said my apology.

You don't accept my apology?

What happened?

You didn't get your job?

Whatever.

I didn't say that. I'm still waiting to hear back.

You're kind of getting my attention.

Kind of? Just kind of? No, you're getting my attention.

You gotta want something. What if you suddenly change your mind here?

You just feel bad?

Yeah, I just feel bad.

You were being... What?

Nothing. Bad word.

You were being mean the other day.

I know.

But... Now I'm saying I'm sorry.

What is it exactly that you're trying to do here?

I don't know.

What do you think it is?

I'm just hanging around, you know.

Looking cute, like I always do.

You do look very cute.

Okay, so maybe I was a little horny.

Actually, I have sex this time.

Maybe,

if you get lucky.

i mean i gotta admit you do have a pretty yummy dick

I can't believe we didn't do this sooner.

So fucking what?

It's so confusing, yeah.

that for me, weren't you?

Shut

the

fuck up.

Whatever.

Okay.

Yeah, sounds great.

Maybe a little.

I think I hear something okay bye