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Hey, sweetie.

Hi.

What are you doing?

Just playing with my stuffies.

You know?

Do you want to know their names?

Were you making them kiss?

Yes.

They're together.

They've been happily married for 87 gazillion billion million years.

A really long time. That is a really long time, sweetie. A really long time.

It's been a very long time. Who's this?

This is Frank.

Oh, okay. Hi, Frank.

He's a good boy.

We love him. We love Frank. He's a squirrel.

And then this is Mushy.

He's a mushroom.

Love Mushy.

This is Zelda.

She's a bear.

Yeah. This is Axel.

It's a girl.

Axel's not really a girl. No.

It's a girl.

She's an axolotl.

Oh, I get it. Okay.

Axolotl. Cool creatures.

This one doesn't have a name.

She just sits in the corner.

I don't really care about her.

This is...

Mrs. Moo.

Okay. And this is Kirby.

Hi. Hi, guys. They're very, very happy together. They've never fought ever in

their life.

And they have 7,000 children together.

Just like me and your mom.

We never fight.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's like that.

Speaking of...

You know, Mommy, I just dropped her off at the doctor.

Mm-hmm.

She's okay.

Are you sure she's okay?

Yes, we are. She's not sicky?

She's a little sick, but she's going to be all better pretty soon. She's just

going to, you know, get some medicine. They've got to check her up and, you

know. I hope she feels better soon.

Yeah, so.

It's scary.

I know, it's scary, sweetheart.

I mean, it's just going to be me and you here for a little while until she comes

home. But, you know, we can have lots of fun. We can play with your friends

together and stuff. Yes. It'll be okay.

You can get to know them. Yeah. You can introduce me to all your little friends.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Who's your favorite?

I like Axel the best.

You like Axel? Yeah.

She's just a cutie, and I love her little bow.

And I don't know if these are ears or gills.

I'm not sure, actually, but she really cute with her tail.

It's two different colors.

Are they ticklish? Do you like to get tickled?

Yeah, a little bit. Like you? Are you ticklish, sweetie? I'm very ticklish.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm tickled.

I like getting tickled, though.

Oh, sweetheart.

Let's play a game.

Okay. Okay.

We're going to play.

Tickle fight.

Tickle fight. No.

What if I start tickling you?

You can't tickle me. I will tickle you. Go ahead and try.

You can't.

Oh, no.

Fuck.

can't tell mommy that we play tickle fight when she's in the hospital okay

we're at the doctor okay it's really like a grown-up game but you're mature

so we could play i think i think i'm really mature yeah really mature try to

tickle me try again try to get me you

can't get me a little

bit in certain spots

Yeah, like where?

Daddy's actually really ticklish, like right here.

I don't know if I'm supposed to touch you there. You're my stepdad.

Yeah. Oh.

Here, try to tickle me.

You want to tickle? Yeah.

She's hard there.

That's how you know, like, it's really ticklish.

Yeah?

Yeah.

It's a lot more ticklish outside my pants.

Yeah?

Hmm.

It's okay, sweetie.

You can tickle it.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay.

Are you good?

It's a lot more ticklish if you put your mouth on it.

Oh.

Okay.

You don't have to do that.

Come here, sweetie.

Daddy wants to get tickled too.

Okay. I'll tickle you, Daddy.

Yeah,

Daddy's real ticklish right there.

I'd like to, can you?

Am I doing a good job tickling you, Daddy? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, Daddy's really ticklish.

Good.

I'll make it wet

Let me tickle you, sweetie.

This is a fun game, isn't it?

Do you tickle me there like I tickled you?

Yeah.

That

tickles.

Yeah? Yeah.

Does it feel good when I tuck where you were sleeping?

Yeah, it does.

I think it'll tickle more if you take these off.

You think so?

Yeah.

Now remember, you can't tell anybody that we played tickle fight, okay?

This is just for us.

Oh, you were right. I sort of feel better like that. Yeah, you like that,

sweetie? Oh, you're such a good girl.

Who's daddy's good girl?

Me.

Daddy's good girl. Yeah, you are.

Yeah, you are my daddy's good girl.

Bye.

But...

That feels so good.

You're really good at this game, sweetie.

Yeah, you think so?

Yeah.

I've never tickled anyone like this before.

You're a professional.

This is like a really advanced way of tickling. You're real mature, so I could

show you this.

There's another thing that we could do.

Yeah? Yeah, I think you're really going to like it.

Okay, what is it?

We'll tickle us both at the same time.

Ooh.

It'll be a lot of fun.

I like the sound of that.

Want me to show you?

Yeah.

Say yes daddy.

Stay right there.

Do you feel good, sweetie?

It's really good, though.

This is going to feel even better.

Feel good, sweetie?

Yeah.

Yeah? You like when Daddy tickles you like that? Yeah.

I didn't know tickling could feel so good.

Yeah.

Good girl.

Yes,

yes,

yes, that's it.

Oh my gosh, you guys are so good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

That was so good, sweetie.

You did such a good job.

Yeah. Here, daddy's going to lay down. You're going to ride me like a horsey,

okay? Like a horsey? Yeah.

Yeehaw. Okay.

Yeah, good girl.

Oh, that feels good.

Yeah, you're making daddy feel so good.

Super good job.

You're doing such a good job.

Harder, sweetie. Bounce on it harder.

Yeah.

Good girl.

So straight.

So straight.

Yeah, bounce on it fast. Harder, fast.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, good girl, take it.

Does it feel good, sweetie?

Yeah, you like it? Yeah.

Oh, feels good for daddy still.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, this is the best.

You want Daddy to put it back in?

Yeah, it feels so good.

Yeah?

My daddy feels so good baby, yeah?

Yes, you can.

Yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck's sake.

That feels so good.

Yeah, we should do it every day