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Well, hello there, Myra.

Hi. How are you doing?

I'm doing pretty good. How about you?

Doing pretty good.

Well, it's so fucking awesome to have you here.

Our Tabooloo Taste model for September 2026.

I'm so happy to be the taste for September 2026. I hope I taste good.

That you do.

Are you excited for football season?

Oh, yeah, buddy.

Oh, yeah, buddy.

Not a big fan? I forgot.

I'm super excited. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Alabama.

Who's your favorite NFL team?

Do you have one? Wait, is that not the thing?

That's college.

Oh, my God.

Can I give you, like, some options to choose from here? I don't know. I don't

know. Like, the Ravens, the Steelers. Oh, it's all those?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Well, okay, I'm from the South, so, like,

college football was all I ever knew. Like, I was never even aware. But I

don't know. Whichever one has the coolest mascot. Yeah. Okay. All right.

Well, we'll just say you're a fucking, I don't know, Miami Dolphins fan. Yeah,

you know what? I do like Dolphins. There you go. Down south.

Don't they lose, though?

I don't know. Yeah, kind of.

Who wins? You can be a Texans fan.

Do they win?

Yeah. They're pretty good. They've got a solid defense.

I like them.

But I've got to say I'm more of a, like, go Tigers, fuck Alabama.

Oh. LSU?

We have you here. We want to get to know a little bit more about you, so can we

get a little bit personal?

Yes, yes, let's get personal.

Okay, so where are you from and what was it like growing up there?

Well, I am from Alabama, and what it was like growing up in Alabama was a lot of

good food, a lot of college football, and beyond that, not much else to do, so

that's why I moved.

Okay, so if I went out to Alabama and you were like...

Hey, this is a good spot to get food. Where would you tell me to get food, and

what should I get? Oh, my gosh. That is such an impossible question.

But I suppose I could send you – I wouldn't – no, I'm

sorry. I wouldn't send you to a restaurant. I would send you to

somebody's house, probably my grandmother or something, because I

don't think you get proper, like, Southern fix things at a restaurant.

Like, you can for sure, and there are restaurants that come to mind. But I

would much rather you go to somebody's house. I feel like that's where you're

going to get the best food. So what's Grandma Moan's going to make me? Grandma

Moan's is going to make you collard greens, mashed potatoes, cornbread,

fried chicken smothered in gravy, maybe some deer meat if you're lucky.

Oh, some venison?

Fuck yeah. Yeah, some deer sausage if you're lucky. Okay.

If you come on the right day and the right time of year.

And yeah, I don't know. Green beans, green bean casserole, all types of

things. But, you know, mostly just like cornbread, gravy, salt smothered in

gravy, mashed potatoes.

Shit, I need to go to Grandma Moan's house. It was so good. The last time I

was there, she cooked and I cried. I cried. It was that good. That good? That

good. I need some of that. I actually couldn't control it.

Okay, so you're from the South.

Yada, yada, yada.

What do you like to do in your free time?

I like to hike. I like to surf.

I love going to national parks right now. I'm really into collecting all

those pins.

I feel like I'm getting my gatherer itch.

You're like getting your Wilderness Explorer badge.

Yeah, but it's also the gathering of being a woman. I like gathering all the

little pins and having all the stickers and stuff. But yeah, I mean, yes, the

National Park is cool too, but I really go for the pin. Oh, so you're like that

little kid from Up.

Yes. Yeah? I feel like it. No, I'm kidding. I do love to travel. I like to

hike, snowboard, and surf.

I have reptiles. I love my cats and animals.

Is your reptile's name Doug?

No.

No. Actually, I have...

banjo, that's one of my bearded dragons, and my other one is named Moosh.

He can't play one though, can he?

No. That'd be pretty cool if he could.

I bet I could teach him. If I have like a big fat bug for him, he would just do

about anything. Just about anything? Just about anything. Maybe you can teach

him to do a flip too.

I wouldn't put it past him. He's pretty big.

So, obviously you look good. How do you like to stay in shape? You know, you

height, but do you do anything else?

Um, I mean, yeah.

and i surf i do hot yoga too um once a week but that's really new um i kind of

just i would say this job keeps me in shape pretty well um with all the

activities that i do activities activities yes the activities i i'm not

a pillow princess i like to get yeah fuck yeah it's like football practice

all over again yeah pretty much that's my football um

So what do you enjoy about hot yoga? Isn't that like Pilates?

Or is that different?

I would say Pilates is more like, I don't want to say, is it cardio?

No, but it's more like, you know, involved, I guess.

I would say your heart is beating faster, you're doing more.

Hot yoga, depending on what type of class you take, it's usually pretty

slow, more focused on stretching in.

getting a workout at the same time, focus on balance, core balance,

meditation.

I don't know. I've never taken a Pilates class, but whenever I do Pilates at

home, because I did used to do Pilates at home for a while, I'm meaning to get

back into it.

But it was more, for me, like exercising.

I don't know if that's accurate to everyone's experience, though. No, that

makes sense.

So you've been traveling to national parks and shit. Where else have you

been, or where do you like to go?

to Costa Rica this year in Peru. I'm trying to like cross those off my

checklist.

That's really important to me. At least before January I'm going to hit those

both up. But I also just went to Zion National Park and that was like so fun.

I did Angel's Landing which is the second deadliest hike in the business.

Well, so glad you didn't fall off. Thank you. We did with no permits we stuck on.

I didn't even go fuck. I mean, allegedly we went on with no permits. Allegedly.

Allegedly. Yeah. It didn't happen. Yeah. Well, allegedly.

Allegedly.

But yeah, it was super fun. It was great. It was like, A very good

experience.

So you like to travel, hike. Do you have any other, like, hobbies? Do you read?

Do you play video games?

Yeah, I read. I mean, I do it all, baby. I do it all. Yeah, I love a good book.

I'm, like, super into, like, kind of true crime books or, like, drama true

crime books. I'm super into true crime in general, podcasts.

I play video games. I travel. I do a little Roblox.

I mean, I do a little Minecraft. I do a little Power World. But I have taken a

bit of a rest on that since, like, really focusing on, like, touching grass

and seeing the world.

Okay. Okay.

If you and your girls go out for the night, what are you guys usually getting

into?

Not too much, honestly.

I'm pretty chill.

At least a good dance, a good dance session, whether that be, like, at a

club or karaoke, which is my preferred. I'll prefer.

Private room karaoke.

A good dinner, you know.

And then ending the night with some Netflix and a big old, maybe a late

night snack, you know. Something like that. I love to eat. I love to eat. So,

yeah, that would be an ideal night for me. I know my girls would probably want

to, like, party way more than that. Maybe go to the club. Maybe, you know,

go to a rave or something. But me, I'm, you know, I'm more into that. You don't

rave or anything?

I just do. No, I did. I have my fun. I have my fun. And I would do it again.

But it's just, like, to spend. Money to go to the desert to do drugs is just not

really my vibe.

It's not really my vibe. That sounds stupid. Who do you listen to?

I listen to everybody.

I like a lot of niche artists and stuff like that.

Like Annalie Chapa?

That's super niche, yes.

I do listen to that sometimes, but I haven't listened to him in a minute. I

have a playlist for every genre, though. I have a rap playlist, a pop, a hippie

music playlist, a rock playlist.

indie music, opera, classical, like, you know, throwbacks. I got, like, every

playlist. So it's kind of hard to pin down what I do listen to. But if you're

going to ask my favorite, Frank Ocean.

Frank Ocean.

Okay. Got to love some good old Channel Orange.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

What sign are you?

I'm a Taurus.

What does that say about you?

It says that I'm very practical, very loyal, very stubborn, very set in my

ways.

Very indulgent.

Okay. Yes, yes. Do you, like, believe in the whole zodiac sign thing and stuff?

I used to not until I was like, damn, I really do just like to eat and have sex

and go shopping and go on vacation and be in nature. That's exactly what a

fucking Taurus does, and that's exactly what I do, or a Taurus. I don't know how

to say it, but, you know. I used to not believe in it until I became the...

like a pity me of the stereotype of what I am. And I was like, well, damn.

So since you believe in Zodiac signs, say you're not like not compatible with

someone and say they're like your best friend. You're like, fuck you, bitch.

Bye. Fuck no. No, no, no, no, no. I don't believe in that. That's

ridiculous. Um, I didn't get along with people.

Well, I mean, if you actually go deep into astrology, there's the whole belief

that it's like, If you're not compatible with somebody, it's a level of maturity

within that person.

See, no, I wouldn't do that. I'd just blame it on the Zodiac sign.

Yeah, for real, because it's not my fault, bitch.

If you're like, fuck you, I can't be your friend. No, da-da, no.

Hang on to that.

Do you watch movies at all?

Yes, I love movies.

What's your favorite movie you've seen this year?

Favorite? Oh, oh my God, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies.

You've seen that this year?

Okay, fuck you. Yeah, just like this, bitch, yeah.

You kind of wait until the game.

Okay, sometimes I do that, though, because I like for the hype to die down

so I can go into it with a fresh mind. But, yeah, I just watched it this year.

Because there was another, like, horror movie that I was watching, and then it

came on automatically.

So it wasn't like I chose to do it.

But it came on, and I was like, okay, wait, this is good.

And, yeah, I just love the wine.

I knew it. You're such a fucking bitch.

Yeah, I love it. It's so good.

Did you see Obsession?

Yes. Yes, that was good, too. Are you Team Nikki or Team Bear?

That's what happened. It was obsession, and then it went on to bodies, bodies,

bodies. That's exactly what happened. You just clocked it.

Am I Team Nikki or Team Bear? Yeah.

Is there a Team Bear?

Are there people who are Team Bear?

Who knows?

That's all I'm asking.

I'm Team Nikki.

Okay.

Anyways, what are your pet peeves?

try too hard or lie.

I don't really like that.

That's like, it puts me off and like, I can laugh at it, but eventually I'm

going to cringe and I can't like keep laughing at it. I can't go anywhere from

cringe. Yeah, that's true.

Uh, what was your first non-porn job?

Oh, um, either Taco Bell or a water park. I think it was Taco Bell though.

Taco Bell? Yeah, I think it was Taco Bell. Were you whipping up some fire ass

quesadillas? I was just feeling like cashier stuff, but I would have people

whip me up some stuff in the back on my lunch break.

Some good old quesadillas or what?

I would have some Mexican pizza, girly.

I love me a nacho velbronde, if you have potato.

See, that's totally not my realm. Give me a quesadilla, I'm good to go.

There's so much to explore, though.

A little bit. That's like being like, I like having my dicks up, but I don't

like trying deep-throating or having my balls played with. You should try

everything. Well, I've had a cheesy gordita crunch. God damn. Have you had a

Mexican pizza? Have you had a nacho balbronde?

Have you felt the wind beneath your wings?

No, I haven't. But I'll remember that next time I go. I'm going to be like,

fuck, I need to try this, this, this, and that, or I'm going to get ditched

out by a mire next time I see her.

You might.

What's the craziest place to get poked up with someone at, besides Taco Bell?

Well, I don't know what I get, but it's on the list.

I would say it's not that crazy.

Quite a few people have done this, but to me it was kind of crazy. We just,

like, pulled over on the freeway, like, where the actual freeway. Okay. And we

just fucked on the side right there. But I feel like that's not that crazy, but

that's pretty dangerous.

Yeah, kind of dangerous.

It's kind of dangerous. Good for you. Fuck yeah.

Yeah, it felt good.

Hell yeah. Got laid on the side of the highway.

Yeah.

Oh, or, like, no. I mean, like, a lot of nature spots. Like, I've fucked

overlooking, like, numerous mountains, but, you know.

Nice. Yeah.

Sex with a view. Yeah.

What kind of girl were you growing up? Girly, sportsy, arty, tomboy?

I was, like, kind of in the middle. Like, I have my girly tendencies, but I

also have my tomboy tendencies. Like, I like going outside and, like, catching

bugs and all that. But I also liked kink and all that. Like, I was just, I was a

very adventurous kid. I was, like, down for whatever piqued my interest, which

was a lot. Would you say you're kind of the same now and through, like, out

school?

Yeah, no, I would say I haven't really changed much. I'm very, like, kind of

both.

I'm not, like, fully girly girl and I'm not fully tomboy, but, yeah, I would

never label myself as either. That's too constricted for me. Yeah, not too, like,

not too, like, prissy, not too, like, going out to the boonies. But I can get

down if I need to. Okay, okay.

And, like, if I get the four-wheeler out, you're, like, down. I'll put some

boots on.

Yes. I actually just got a four-wheeler. Why don't you mention that? Hell, yeah.

Awesome.

How's your life on social media? Do you get a lot of DMs from guys?

Not that I check.

You don't check any of them?

You're not telling them, like, dude, pick a better pickup line, fuck off?

No. No? Nothing?

We don't have nothing nice that they don't say at all.

What?

No, no.

Sometimes I check in if it's, like, work. Like, if I, like, happen to be in

my messages for some reason and I see it's a name that I recognize, I'll open

the message. But if I don't recognize you, I'm not opening the message.

Okay.

So, being that we're doing a porn scene today, what are you most excited about?

Dig. Dig?

No.

That's it, just dig. I'm super excited to be the September taboo taste of the

month. I'm actually really excited to be that. That's super big and super fun.

We're so excited. I'm very excited. It's going to be a really funny scene. I'm

excited to see how much I won't break character or will break character. Oh,

yeah. With Enzo.

Yeah, with that character we got cooking back there. Yeah, yeah. So I'm very

excited for that, the laughs we will have.

Yes. And, of course, eggs.

And so your name's Myra Mones. How'd you come up with that?

Well, I was originally Myra Glassford, and I really didn't like it because I

did not have that name with the intent of doing porn.

So it was really just a name I had when I was doing OnlyFans.

And then I, like, started doing porn. I was like, fuck, I got to change it.

And I was, like, down in, like, Florida, like, shooting a very obscure scene.

And I was with, I was, like, at this point, it's been so long, but I was

blank on who was there. But somebody told me, I was like, I want it to be,

like, alliteration, but I also want the last name to be, like, sex-related,

like, so it's funny.

Like, but I don't know what the fuck to do. Like, and it's got to be Myra. Like,

everyone knows me as Myra. Myra's not changing.

The last name is, not Myra. That's me.

And so somebody was like, yeah, just why don't you do Myra Moans? And I'm like,

oh, my fucking God, that's it. That's the one. That is who I am. I am Myra

Moans. Like, holy shit, I bought the website and everything. Just like full

circle it clicked. You're like, yep, that's it. No, I was like, that's it.

Like, I saw my whole life just go literally full circle. And I was like,

yeah, I am Myra Moans. Holy fuck.

Well, you are definitely Myra Moans. I do Moans. It's so loud. It's so loud.

Yeah. Is there anything in porn that you haven't done yet that you want to try?

Yeah.

There's so many.

Like what? Actually, yeah.

I would really like to do a gang bang, a blow bang, anal,

DP, all of that. I would like to do it all, and I do intend to.

Oh, you're planning on it. Well, I don't have any official plans, but I'm feeling

out things, and I'm seeing what happens. You're cooking. I'm cooking. You're

cooking. I'm cooking up for you all.

So, um, what's your, uh, thought on, like, all these dudes that send, like,

dick pics and stuff? Like, if you had a dude and he sends you a fucking dick

pic, are you like, are you like, yeah, like, that's hot? Or are you just like,

mm, okay, I'll send you a nude to get off, bro?

What's my relation to this man?

Just say you're, like, into him or whatever.

Then maybe, yes. I love that. Dude, I used to beg men to send me, I wanted a

jerk-off video, backslash on, in the dark, moans up, volume on, like, and

they would never do it, bro. Never?

No! You couldn't convince them?

No! Dude, I would ask for this so much, bro. I think I got, like, one, maybe,

bro. One. And it wasn't even one. You're probably... They weren't even taking,

like, the request the way I asked. Well, you're probably talking to them like,

fucking nut, dude.

I wasn't. I was over 10. Okay, like, I was a little more shy before

my job.

Before this job.

Really? That's surprising.

I know, right? I know. You were shy of all fucking people?

Not like...

but, like, I was sexually pretty shy. So I was, like, I was timid, and I would

try to come off, you know, for any reason you are. Oh, you're like, I'm a

virgin.

Well, yeah, it's basically, basically, that's how it was. But I was like, but

can you send me a video of the backlash with you drinking your dick so you come

when I want to hear the most?

And you were kind of, like, stumbling like that, too? Pretty much.

Pretty much, pretty much, yeah.

So it wasn't aggressive, but it would be now.

Okay. Well, what about you? Do you like sexting? Are you a fan of that, or?

You're kind of like, mm.

It's okay. I'll just wait to get it in person.

Usually, like, 90% of the time, I'll wait until I get it in person. If I'm,

like, desperate and there's one specific person that I'm fiending for, then,

like, yeah, I would probably sex.

But I would say, like.

You're, like, sitting there straight jerking it.

Yeah. I'm flicking it. Flicking it. I'm flicking it. You're going DJ over there.

Okay, fucking John Summit.

Yeah.

ever have, like, they're not, definitely not recently. I've not sexted with

anybody recently, like, in the past, like, even three years.

God dang. They're not, like, not, like, unless it was paid for.

Oh. But you know what I'm saying. Those guys. Like, not for fun. Like, not for,

out of the charity of my own heart. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just for the bank account.

Yeah. I got you.

Fucking gotta build up that 401k somehow.

Oh, God.

I mean, not that it wasn't fun when I was paid for. I'll be real. Like, it

actually does.

They get you way more into it when they're sending you money. When they're

sending you money, you're like, oh.

You know what I'm saying? You're like, yeah, let me pop that pussy real quick.

Yeah, like, actually, you know what? It is kind of what, matter of fact.

But, you know, I haven't done it just out of the kindness of my own heart.

Like, just because I want it. Or had a guy that I wanted to. I was like, come

on, you know?

Okay.

What's one thing a guy can do that'll instantly turn you on? PG-13, by the

way. I'm not, like, just like, you know.

Honestly?

from when a guy would, like, walk by me and put his hands on my waist and, like,

excuse me. I'll just suffer for that, but I'm a little bit grown now.

So, like, for me, I like when somebody's breathing on my ear.

Okay. That, it gets me going, dude, like, instantly, you know? So, I like

this area being messed with a lot, but especially my ears.

You got any, like, pro tips for the guys watching? Like, hey, like, if you want a

girl, you should, like, be like this, this, and that.

Yeah, let me think what works universally for all women.

Because that's not a lot, bro.

Honestly, just be nice.

You can really smile your way into a girl's pants. Unless she literally tells

you she don't want you, then move on to a different girl.

Gotta know.

Yeah, exactly.

But if she's reciprocating what you're putting down, you can charm your way

into a girl's pants all the time. You can laugh your way into a girl's pants

and charm your way into a girl's pants all the time. I would say that works.

For most women. Now, if you're dealing with a freak, I would buy the pussy and,

you know, get to it. Like, I don't know what to do. Get going. Yeah, get going,

but, you know. Is there... No, I'm not.

I don't know.

Okay, fuck.

I'm not even talking over you.

What about, like, a clone? Is there, like, a clone that you know as a girl?

Like, if you instantly smell that, you're like, yeah, yeah, that's a good

one.

much one for colognes i try to do like no fragrances i don't want to throw off

my circadian rhythm um i'm trying to think there was this one suave or

something i that one though whenever i did used to like hook up with a lot of

guys whenever i smelled suave it reminded me of like this wine like guy i

hooked up with for like a two month period that i could not forget for like

three years for some reason um so yeah i do get flashbacks and i know that i know

they're about that lifestyle when i smell it like i'm like

No, like, I don't know. I just know, like, Suave, I think. Okay.

Suave by, like, Dior or something. I'm trying to think. It's Suave.

And one more thing. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?

Oh, I've had millions.

Who's top at the list right now?

Right now?

Shoot.

Honestly,

I haven't really been thinking about anybody too much lately, but, like, I

always can go for, like, a Chris Hemsworth.

or an Evan Peters or a Paul Wesley.

It's really like sitting here watching fucking Marvel movies left and right.

I mean, it cuts in America, doesn't it?

If the spandex is wrong.

Hey, you said Chris Hemsworth, you're a big Thor fan?

Are you putting it together? You're kind of putting the puzzle pieces together.

We'll see.

We'll see.

But yeah, no, I...

Oh, that motherfucker from Wizards of Waverly Place, Jake T. Austin.

That's really random, really niche, but yeah.

Or like, I don't remember the rest.

All the guys from Wizards of Waverly Place, I would like smash, smash, smash,

smash. Yeah.

Even the dad?

Loki. Oh, fuck.

Like, Loki.

Okay, I think we should cut there. I think we should start getting into the

scene now.

Are you ready to get into the scene? Yeah, I'm ready. Ready to have some fun?

Yeah. Okay, let's get into it.

Cook links.

Sweet!

I think we've already started the draft thing.

We're about to. Yeah, about 30 minutes or so.

Dad, I didn't know it was starting that soon.

You've known about this for weeks.

Weeks, months. This happens every year.

Dad,

can you give me some pointers or something?

Give you all the advice and have you take all the money?

I think so. This is going to get last.

Yeah.

Where's your spreadsheet? We can sit down with you now and help you out. It's

on your phone.

Where's your phone?

Upstairs. Oh my gosh.

Anyways.

I'm going to go with Chase.

I'm going to go with Chase. What do you think you want to go with?

All right.

What do you want?

All right.

Do I always have to want something?

Come on.

I know you want something.

Well, I was thinking that maybe... Can you see football?

No!

Okay, yes.

Yeah, I figured.

So, can you help me or not? Well, it's just... Okay.

Yes,

I could help you, but you're a frickin'...

Bully. What?

I don't mean anything by it.

100% of the time you do. Okay, I'll do your chores or something.

Yeah, I don't like the way you do my chores.

I really don't. Okay, there's gotta be... Two conditions.

Two.

First one is you tell all your friends that I'm the hottest, the coolest person

you've ever met.

Okay, that's easy. Done.

Okay, well, um, two?

No,

I don't know. What was that?

You don't know what that is?

No! What are you talking about, Enzo?

Oh, oh, um, it's, like, it's just suck.

Like, dick.

Um, did you just tell me to suck your dick? Well, just bring it to the whole

world, why don't you? But you're my stepbrother!

Step?

Oh my God.

Whatever. You're not being serious, are you? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, you're being serious.

All right.

It doesn't seem like they're noticing.

Yeah.

Speaking of, if you really wanted to win, this is your only option. Two

minutes on the clock, it's your running back.

About like a minute or so.

Yeah? Okay.

30 seconds.

Just do it.

We'll catch you.

Lock it in.

Lock it in.

Nice.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Puddle. Jameson.

Dark.

And Mayfield.

And Pepperwood.

Yeah, Pepperwood.

Quarterback. All right.

Okay,

so... I'll go first for quarterback.

This is a big step.

Jason's really good.

I think... Puddles are making a slime.

But, Derek Tate... That's a

pretty wild haircut.

You know, Derek Tate, yeah, he's pretty.

I don't trust him. I'm awful.

He has problems.

Listen, 15 seconds.

Honestly...

Pepperwood went to my college.

Honestly,

Pepperwood might surprise everyone this year.

That

is

quarterbacks for me.

Alright, you're up. You've got a minute.

He'll creep up on you.

The end. You've got 15 seconds.

Oh, yeah. He was on the floor.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, retired.

Can you believe retired?

And they're released, right? Five years.

Six years.

I guess.

All right.

It was me.

Let's get rid of some of these.

And then we can put some new ones.

Put some coins. We can mine them.

Everybody.

Well, we can put back some of them.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

And let's see.

That's it.

Perfect. Oh, and one more. We've got one more.

A little.

All right.

Okay.

Put them in on the floor.

Quarterbacks are done.

What were these?

What do you think?

Now, I've only heard this. I've never.

Me personally, I don't know.

But people say Cox is good.

Yeah. I don't know.

I've heard he's a running team.

Yeah.

Cox, dribble.

Yeah, dribble.

Dribble's been getting in a lot of trouble lately, though. Yeah. Little

Cops Dribble. That's a squad.

That's a team right there.

You might have all the tight ends on your team.

Dude, that would click.

I mean, he's making plays.

Well, you've got 10 seconds, so you've got to pick somebody.

Tight ends, lots to be taken care of.

I'm a huge baseball fan.

Go for it.

Good point. You have no idea who I'm picking.

No idea.

I'm surprised not everyone was down to photograph this year.

Usually we have like 20 people be.

Anyways, let's see. A minute for me.

Okay,

so.

I was about to say, Little Pepplewood, I think that

was his quarterback.

I think that was Little's quarterback.

I really don't know. I think they had that chemistry already gathered.

Maybe he's got a little loose can. I don't know.

All right.

I'm going to go out on the left here, and I'm going to go with Cox.

Cox won it.

Look at this lineup, though.

He's got a good team.

He's got a good team.

Well, just Jamison.

But I don't know, man. Brown rice, meow.

Pepperwood talks.

Yeah.

Dude, I think meow is going to surprise a lot of people this year.

Yeah. All right, let's do like one rapid round

to where, let's say, like a quarterback. We've got some of the best quarterbacks

here. Why don't we just go one, two, three.

You say it, but not saying it in the best way.

Just so it goes by a little bit quicker.

Ready?

You can do that.

All right.

Ready?

Let's go.

One, two, three.

Perfect.

Hey, that was perfect.

Puddle for me.

And then, oh yeah.

I wonder where he's from, actually.

He's from Georgia.

He's from Georgia.

Yeah. Makes sense. Yeah.

Actually, we can erase those if you want. We can start the whole list.

We have to get another tight end.

You still have to get another front end back there, too.

Not to your table dirty.

Dirty. They definitely get confused by it.

They get mixed up.

But it's not the dirty.

It's D-U-A.

Oh, that guy.

Dirty. Do you know who else is really good right now? Sanchez.

It says junior or senior?

Junior.

Junior,

yes. We got Dirty, Sanchez.

What about...

What about Rusty?

Is Rusty on there?

Rusty's actually not on here.

We've got a Boyd. We've got a Boyd and a Young.

And a Tucker.

What about Boyd?

Boyd's on here. Yep.

Should we go with Young and Boyd?

Or... It's that Young, right?

That's not on here.

No.

And then... Burns.

Burns, yeah.

And buns.

Buns. Buns. Two Zs, yeah.

Two Zs. Yeah.

Where did this kid come up with these knees? I know. All right. One minute

left. It is my turn. All

right.

All right.

Okay.

Okay.

Yo.

All right.

I'm going to go with my gut instinct here and I

heard that for the 2026 fantasy draft, it's going to

be...

Unz.

Unz is it, right there.

Yup.

Okay, you've got 20 seconds. I mean, you've got John, you've got Derby,

Sanchez.

Young Derby, Sanchez. Do you want more Norris this year, or do you want more

Hutchins?

It's really what you should think about.

Well, I already got Deer Tate.

So maybe we should go Derby.

Deer Tate and Sanchez.

Yeah, Deer Tate and Sanchez.

Deer Tate and Sanchez.

I like it.

Not bad. I actually like that. That's a good one.

Running back.

Running back, I think.

Running back.

Honestly, take care. We've got two.

We've got two. We've got two.

Being a tight end.

Being a tight end.

We've got Bigly.

Bigly.

Bigly, yeah.

That's exactly right.

Luke.

Yeah, but it's silent.

Thank you. Thank you.

There it is.

All right.

No, 25 seconds.

That's good.

That's a solid strong pick.

Fucking Jeremy, John, and Luke asked if they could join the pitch draft.

We've already started, bro.

Should have told us that yesterday.

Some of them, if they join now, they're going to take a county.

I don't know why.

Anyways, I can see this quarterback's tight end.

Let's see.

He's got a line.

He's got a line.

Don't, don't, don't do that.

Let's see.

Um,

we're

picking, we're picking defenses.

So, let's see.

Oh,

stickers.

Alright, Jumanji it is. And we've got...

Let's see.

Nailer.

Nailer's good ones.

Naveler. Jumanji. Snaveler.

Snaveler. Snaveler.

Snaveler.

Snaveler.

Down with two A's or down with two W's?

Down with two A's.

I think he's got two W's actually.

Okay. All right. You go first. And go.

This is going to be a tough one actually.

Yep. Yes.

Oh, my God. I'll write it down. Once you see the spelling.

Oh, I feel so much better. And another

good one.

Got it.

Okay, so.

Oton.

Inner Depot.

Hotan. Hotan, yeah.

O-T-T-O-N.

Hotan, yeah.

Yeah.

Coop. Yeah, Coop.

Yeah.

Oh, black.

Black. Hey, put that on white.

Yeah.

Anyway, 100, okay.

One minute on the clock.

Pretty fucking good, right?

Yeah.

You're up.

Yeah, you would, yep.

Put it on the board, yep. I'll scrap it out.

This is basically C, right? So I

guess... The easiest way to do it is to write New York.

You want to write New York down and then give me like,

what is that one?

Tampa. Yep,

that's a good defense.

Like Denver.

Do you need a hand?

And then what was... Oh, what is that?

Say it in French.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Say it in French. All right.

And then there's one more. What is it?

Baltimore. Baltimore. Baltimore.

That's it. Okay. All right.

Let's see.

Let's see. Okay. All right. We're done with defense.

We've got two more spots.

We've almost got this court taken care of. All right.

Okay. One minute on the clock.

We're defense.

Here we go.

I already know who I'm going to pick.

This is no brainer for me. This is no fucking

brainer.

Going with that.

Okay.

I got my, I got my, I got my second.

I know exactly what I'm saying.

It's not that time to get started.

All right.

My time starts now.

I already know who I'm going to go with.

Who do you think?

I'll give you a hint.

He's so good.

And then, and then just Bill.

Bill?

Yeah, that's what I just said. Yeah,

he's like, O.B. But Bill's real.

Bill.

Alright, go on, here we go.

One minute on the clock.

Go!

We're really running out of time.

Yeah, this is the last one.

We are at the end of the clip, so... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

In that place.

One second.

Let's go. 10 seconds.

Hold it down.

Hold it down.

Perfect.

I'm leaning towards Linda, but it'll start with me.

Johnson. No, I'm going to taste the bale. We're going with bale.

Sure.

Yeah.

Yeah, I see.

Let's see. Put that right down.

There it is.

Perfect. There, so let's see.

Cooked with cookies, watches, dancing, big feet, good taste, anxious feet.

I want to take it to my mom and eat it. But it's, uh, you want to see, uh,

dinner, dinner, and cotton.

Brown rice.

Pepperwood cocks.

Big,

big, big leg.

Green bag.

Oh, it feels really good.

Oh, yeah. It tastes so good.

I'm worried about this.

This is fucking perfect, actually.

All right,

so you've got to give me those answer notes.

Nice. All right. I mean, yeah, specifically speaking, yeah, I should,

right? Yeah, come on. They're almost done. Come on. Come here.

Honey, you're up. You got your... Yeah, we just finished.

Perfect.

Yep, I think... Get this going, get them all set up, and then...