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Tell me.

How's everything?

How's life?

How's your husband?

Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.

Good. Good.

Good.

He doesn't want kids, so... Really?

Yeah, I don't know.

Kids are weird at this age.

They're scared of eminence.

My step-sons are thinking how they don't want to have kids.

It's like they're scared of babies or something.

Right? And, like, we didn't have babies, so it would be nice if they wanted

babies, you know? So, like, they could experience babies.

Right? I mean...

Oh, God, I always wanted to be a mom, have a baby.

And it's just never left me enough to have that. I mean, obviously, Jimmy

loves me so much. He's my own, but... You

know what I did the other day?

What? Tell me.

I took the day episode out of his room.

What?

Like, that's fucking nasty.

I know, I know. But you know, the way I see it, I take some a little less than a

responsibility.

I have a grandchild, you know.

I have a confession to make, though.

What? Don't judge me, okay?

I might have done the same thing.

Well, I'm dead.

So I've been keeping this room for months now.

And it's such a cool drawer that it keeps all the colors in.

I'm going to put you in the bathroom.

I thought you were supposed to be pregnant. I don't understand why.

No.

I can still be pregnant.

And so I can do.

Well, what if...

We take matters into our own hands.

And, you know, like, I'll have to deal with your son.

You do the same with mine?

Yeah.

I mean, no offense, in no fucking way.

It's wrong on so many levels. It's wrong.

All right, this is the way I see it. All right, so eventually one of our princes

is going to work.

They're going to get a girl pregnant.

So, who do you want to get pregnant?

Some random bimbo that you're having sex with?

Or your loving friend that you know is going to take care of the child?

Okay.

You might have a point.

Fine.

Let's do this.

This makes me do it.

Please.

I'm never going to read this.

Maybe it's time for a birthday conversation.

Okay. Let's do it.

This is probably not the best time for you to be here because you're going to

watch yourself get violently wrecked.

I'm going to bring you about as hard as I'm going to do.

Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.

Okay. Wow.

Ooh, got a score!

Score multiplier!

Whose family's in your room?

Care to explain?

You guys are in big trouble.

What does this mean?

Huh? Have you been sucking a bimbo?

Mom! You know who she is!

Silence!

I agree with you better than this.

Ridgeball's really disappointed in you guys.

We can't do this right now.

I know. You guys...

normal to want to have sex.

Because they're at that age where you could carry it.

And I mean, wolves have girlfriends.

But if you want to start, like, keep seeing them, you know, you need to know

how to treat a woman.

We need to have a little talk, boys.

A talk?

About the birds and the videos, right?

Oh, no.

I'm serious.

I didn't want to have this conversation.

Well, it was bound to happen, sweetheart.

And better late than never, right?

Pretty late, but it would have helped me.

Well, now that we're on the same page.

Loser. Nipples.

Wait.

Explicitly, please. Focus.

Stop talking over us.

I'm going to focus.

Yes, can you come up here?

Do you think it's better if you keep talking? Yeah, learn something.

Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Jimmy.

Well, now that we're all on the same page, like, these are new.

I mean, I don't think they're getting any. Yeah, I just think they're getting

the ability.

Yeah. I don't think you're right. Yeah.

Mom!

Holy shit!

Jimmy!

Hush. How else are you boys going to learn about sex and reproduction?

I see your mom's tits. Yeah, I can't take it. They're really great. Yeah,

thanks. You should look at them. Yeah, no.

Mom's tits. You should look at your mom's tits.

Oh, hello.

I see my mom's tits.

Mom's tits.

Don't look at them. Okay,

we're focusing.

This got real. We're back.

She's alive.

Ellie is trying to teach you to play.

So when you play with her actually, you can

really stimulate her.

You're a very sensitive, very sensitive boy.

She has her pain harder as she plays with them.

So, you know, studies show that if the woman reaches orgasm,

she's more likely to get pregnant.

True.

Or in layman's terms, if she comes.

Well, I mean, that really makes no difference. We're not trying to have a

baby. Yeah, it wouldn't.

Okay. Maybe we should swap.

Do you want to try?

I think you might want to have your girlfriend come have you.

Um, look, this is a lot for me. What if dad comes home? He can be home any

minute. I do not even want to have this conversation with dad.

I don't want to have this with or without your dad.

Guy, hey.

What do you mean?

Your dad's not coming home at any time. I can't. Can we have this conversation

right now?

Yeah, seriously. You should make sure that you guys are doing it right.

Why do you care?

Why do you care?

It's important.

You know, we care about you. That makes this better?

Yeah, yeah.

I feel like there are dozens of better ways to have this conversation.

Here.

Jimmy?

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

It's alright.

Abby is totally okay with it.

Aren't you, Abby? I'm totally okay with it. So why don't you start by just

gently touching your nipple.

When us girls get excited, it gets wet.

Stop, stop. This is embarrassing to me. I mean, you were telling him about his

nipple. I'm just getting educated, you know?

Jimmy, you need to listen to your mother, okay?

Quiet down.

Yeah, listen to your mother.

Yeah.

And then... Dad. Dad.

Oh, you're going to get a good, in-depth look at it.

Now

this

is where you put your fuck.

Focus.

I'm focused, Mom.

What? I'm focused, Mom.

Jimmy.

Here, why don't you take your winter stick and play with Miss Ellie?

We need some practice.

Honestly, I am a bad exploit.

Are you okay with this? Kind of, kind of. But you have to do one bit first

before you do anything wrong.

Let me just smell this stick. No, stop. No, stop.

You boy. Stop.

Um, yeah, a bit.

Yeah. Okay.

Back to it.

Back to it, Jimmy.

Come on, Jimmy.

Come on, Jimmy. Okay, okay, okay.

All right. I want you to show us what you've learned so far.

Go ahead.

What have you learned?

Okay. What have you learned?

This is the areola.

Good job, Jimmy.

You were listening.

A little bit.

And that's what it is, all right.

I couldn't help but notice there's a few stray hairs at the tip of your poker.

Sorry.

I want you to get it off. I want you to get it off.

Come on. Get it off of your teeth.

No.

Stop. All right.

It's just difficult.

It's kind of really weird, you know.

It's okay.

Okay.

All right.

Your mom is here to teach you brave.

There's nothing wrong with it.

It's all nevertheless.

Nothing's wrong with it.

It's okay.

Nothing's wrong with it.

It's okay. Remember?

All right. What are you going to teach us, mom?

Jimmy's going to show us what he learned.

Right, Jimmy?

Are you listening? I mean, it's whatever.

It's just that I'm mad at this point.

It's okay, Kim.

Okay.

So, when the vagina is very sensitive, you have to be gentle.

Um, okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Fair.

Can you do the two?

I can.

Yeah, you should. You should watch.

Watch. You made me watch. Watch.

That's the lips.

And that's where the duct tape goes in.

I kind of got lost in the... No way. It's called the right there.

The clit? Good, Jamie.

Good job. The happy button.

Okay. Where most women aren't the most unstuck page. Okay. Very important.

Never forget.

What did I just hear?

Yep, this is why.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Remember, you said it was okay.

It is okay, guys.

It's okay.

And I'll be normal.

It's fine. Completely normal.

I'm so happy we're teaching you something new.

Your girlfriends will thank us as well.

I'm not telling my girlfriend anything about this.

Like, ever.

Or anyone.

In fact, afterwards, I'm here, I'm gonna go in my room and pretend that this

never, ever happened.

I mean... Okay, wait.

Uh-oh.

What?

My pants?

No.

What is that called?

No.

You know what it's called?

Yes, I know who it is.

I didn't want to say this. Aura, called a cock, a dick, whatever else you young

boys call it now, dear.

Winger, prick, tallywhacker, party boy.

What?

I mean,

after playing with us, I mean, I feel like it's probably getting kind of hard.

You should show us.

Listen, we know.

how that whole situation works.

I'm not taking my dick out in front of my friend.

That's weird as fuck. No, no way. Jimmy, just focus on me. Then it's not weird.

Yeah, focus on my mom, I guess.

No, I'm not focusing on you.

Bill?

Hello?

We're here.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, shit.

Okay,

boys. Get the note.

Are you sure I have to do this?

Come on, Jimmy. Do it. Do it.

Good boy.

Seriously?

Okay. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, God, I'm so nervous. Stop. Your cock is way bigger than your

dad's. It's already weird enough.

No. I don't want to hear that, Mom.

It's okay.

I can't.

No, it's for real. This is so embarrassing.

Uh-uh.

Okay. Poor Jimmy over here from Barrett.

Why don't you just talk with your friend?

Yeah, let's switch.

Go over to my belly. Cool, Dad.

Okay, I guess it's better for Mom.

Oh, wow.

You have a raincock too.

Oh my god, really?

They look like they're boned, huh?

Um, probably.

So much better than I imagined.

You imagined it?

Maybe once or twice.

I mean, it's not weird, right?

You guys have been planning this the whole time?

I'm emphasizing this so much.

Oh, is your dad coming home?

I'm gonna make it so weird.

You're not wrong.

Don't lie to us, please. We love your pretty mom.

I think I should lay down.

Mom, don't look at my page.

I need

to

learn about eating pussy.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Doing a good job?

Good job, Nate.

Good boy.

Oh, come on. I'm just trying to teach you.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh shit.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jimmy, that felt so good.

Oh, yeah.

He's just fucking angry. That's a good play.

Oh, yeah.

I'm so fucking lucky, that's right.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Get up, Jimmy.

You're so good.

This sucks, don't it?

Yeah. Yeah, you know, you've got to change your mind. Look at the car.

Yeah. Oh, definitely.

You have such a hot mom.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, I'm a good young mommy. What are you, a fucker? See, it's Jimmy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Jimmy,

I need you to come talk to her.

Oh, Jimmy.

Come on, Jimmy.

You can play and listen to your mother.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's Jimmy, Jimmy.

Good job!

Good job!

I'm not lying.

Whoa!

Oh, God.

Okay, my mom's back in my day, too.

Oh, yeah.

Tell Mommy how good it feels.

Yeah. Is there a couple we can change?

Yeah. Oh, that's wonderful.

Yeah.

Show me how you don't cough.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh

-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Dude, stop being so fucking lame.

I'm so cute lame. Fuck him up.

Okay, okay. I'm so cute lame.

I'm so cute lame.

I'm so cute lame. I'm so cute lame.

I'm so cute lame.

I'm so cute lame.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, you boys are so good.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Right there. Right there, baby.

Oh, that. That's how I'm mindful.

Yeah. Mommy can't get enough of your good talk.

There you go.

Mommy's putting this in the way.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you're cozy. It's good.

Yeah, it's mommy's cozy cake, isn't it?

Oh, yeah.

Mommy needs to calm it down.

Mommy needs to calm it down. Oh,

yes. Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

oh my god oh

my

god

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're gonna come to me.

No, I'm not gonna come to you.

Yeah. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. I'm sticking around, too.

Oh, my God.

No, I'm not gonna come to you. Oh, God. No, no, no. Yeah.

No. Yeah. No.

Oh, my God.

He's my uncle.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That was crazy.

What the fuck?

I definitely learned a lot.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

I can feel

it dripping

out. It's my apple.

And she came inside of me.

Good job.

Mommy made you come on the car.

That was my girlfriend.

She's pregnant.

Congratulations.

Babies. Babies.

You're going to be a dad and a brother, you motherfucker.