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Any more card?

No. Okay.

Go ahead, put your... I call.

You call? I call.

Ready? Call. Uh-huh. Ready?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Whatever.

Are we done yet?

Ha ha! No, I'm kidding. I win again.

What is this, like, ten in a row I won? All right, all right, yeah. Okay, wow,

you won again. Great. Yeah, let's play. Let's play. I think you're making up

your own rules. I am not making up my own rules.

I love family game day.

Why haven't we been playing this?

Look, I got to change.

Okay. All right.

One more game. Come on, Levi.

You've been saying one more game for, like, the last 45 minutes now. Your

dad's been working on Sundays, and we used to play game day all the time,

remember? Remember how we used to play that all the time? I missed it. You said

you would play game day with me today, so let's just play.

I want to play.

I want you to stick around today. All right, deal.

Okay, so one more game.

Look, I'll tell you what. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll tell you what. If

you're going to make me stay here, which is fine, whatever.

Can we at least play something that I like?

Yeah. Okay.

How many do I deal?

Two. No.

You'll deal five.

But we're going to play a game I want to play. Okay. What do you want to play?

Canasta?

What? What do you want to play?

Canasta? Yeah. What do you want to play?

No.

Come on, Levi. What do you want to play?

Your choice. You know what?

Let's play strip poker.

Levi. What?

We're not going to play strip poker. Let's have fun if we're going to do

something. We're not going to play strip poker.

Why not?

Because. That's silly.

We're not going to play strip poker. I think you can walk around in your

underwear anyway.

You're not a pig, you know.

Well, I'm going to need a few more drinks if I'm going to play strip poker.

Come on.

Let's have fun.

All right. No problem.

Mr. Smarty Pants. Yeah.

How do you play?

Yeah. All right. Five cards. We have five cards. And you can choose up to

three cards to get away. Okay. And then you get three more given to you. Okay.

And go ahead.

Those two. Do you even know what card to put? One, two, three.

Yeah. Sweet.

All right. I'll do two. The only two, please.

Now, you understand how strip poker works.

Yes. I got it. You got the whole mint.

I got it. So if you lose, you take off an article. I got it. I got it. I know

exactly what I'm going to take off. Go ahead.

All right.

Ready? What do you got?

I have two eights.

All right. I got it. Jack.

Take it off, baby.

Take it off.

Come on. Take off something.

All right, but if I do this, you understand something. If I take off my

clothes, you do too. Yeah, I like this game a lot. You're knocking up. This

game is my game. This is my game.

Woo-hoo!

I'm winning the game.

Drink up.

Better.

Okay.

All right.

I go first?

Or do you go first because you lost?

Take however many you want on the zip card.

I'm going to take two.

You're going to take two?

What's this one?

Okay.

I'm so good at this.

You're going to take clothes off, right?

Yep. Okay. Okay. Ready? What do you got?

And weep. Nine and five and a six to spare.

Shit. I know.

What are you going to take off?

The question isn't what I am going to take off. The question, Mom, is what are

you going to take off?

I am going to take off an earring. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Article of clothing. Don't give me that crap. We're not in grade school here.

Okay, I'm going to take off my shirt.

No, no, no.

Did you see me take off my flip-flop?

No. You cannot take those off. That does not count.

Don't put the out on me now. You told me you were going to play.

My belt. I take my belt off.

All right. You're not. You know what? I'm going to.

Okay. Okay. Go to the game.

All right.

Turn around.

Turn around. Turn around.

This is ridiculous.

All right.

Can I turn around? Yes. You can turn around now. Yes.

Okay? Very good. I'm proud of you. Okay.

Haha!

Chicken!

Not your belt.

Oh, you're eating it.

Any?

Alright. Sure this is how you play?

This is exactly how you play.

You're the one that agreed to it, remember?

Yeah. So don't bitch now.

Okay.

Alright.

Are you gonna show or what?

I've got... Okay. I've got... I'm gonna take one card.

Do you need any card?

No, I'm good.

I have... Okay.

Do you know what you have?

Uh-huh.

You are going down, mister.

You are going to lose once again.

And I'm going to be declared the winner of game day.

I wouldn't be so cocky there.

Wow.

Put your money where your mouth is there, boss. Are you ready?

You ready to show them? You know what?

You seem extremely cocky right now. I am. Because I'm going to win. You are.

I'm going to win. If you're that cocky, you know what?

Let's make it a little, let's entice it a little bit. Let's make the stakes a

little higher. Okay.

I've got money in my purse. You want me to go get my purse?

No, no.

Money's okay.

You know what?

I want a winner take all.

Basically, whoever wins when we show, the winner gets to tell the loser

exactly what to do. No matter what.

And you gotta swear no matter what.

Okay. I'm pretty confident.

I will...

Pick your winner. Take all bets.

Because you are going to stay here the rest of the day with me.

And you are going to play whatever game I want. I've got Jenga. I've got

Parcheesi. I've got Twister. We're playing everything.

I'm taking them all. Shoot some ladders.

Oh, yeah. The whole day? The whole day. The whole day.

Take it or leave it.

Take it or leave it. You're down to your pants anyways.

You might be running around.

All right. You know what? All right.

But I'm telling you.

And then whatever I say goes. If I win. Okay? Deal?

Shake on it before. Shake, shake, shake.

Okay. Ready?

Uh-huh. Yeah, same time. Ready?

One, two, three.

Ha-ha! No, no, no.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No. I've got aces. I've got aces and jack and a queen.

Nope. I beat you right there.

Full house, baby.

Full house beat that.

You lost.

First thing you gotta do in the rule of thrift poker when you lose is drip.

Get naked.

I have to get completely naked? Bra and panties off.

Bra and panties off.

You're going to back out, aren't you?

No, I'm not going to back out.

Good. Do it.

Okay. There's no covering up.

Uh-oh. Nope.

You're actually okay.

Are you happy?

Now can I go? I'm happy.

Can I go now?

I'm going to go. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

This is winner take all. Not just get naked.

That's why we raised the face though. Remember? I said winner take all.

So getting naked was just part of the original plan.

Okay. What do you want me to do now? You want me to run around the house naked or

something?

Something embarrassing?

Maybe something embarrassing. Levi, please, come on.

You know what I want you to do?

I want you to get on all fours.

Ready? Get on all fours. Turn around. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Turn

around.

I want to take a look at you.

Oh, Levi.

You got yourself into this.

Bend over.

Stand over.

I'm just going to look for a minute.

Oh, Levi.

Oh, come on.

Hasn't this been embarrassing enough for me?

Levi? What? What are you doing, Levi?

Levi. I'm going to take a picture. Winner takes all.

I'm going to take a picture. I didn't agree to a picture.

You agreed to winner take all. You get the premise.

Okay, don't show my face.

Okay, you've had your fun.

No, no, no. We're not done yet.

We are not. I think we've gone far enough with this.

Okay. No, no, no. This was fun. This was fun.

Relax.

Go over there.

I was going to have to spend a whole day. Remember that? Playing your games?

Mm-hmm.

What if we played the kind of games I like to play?

I think we just did.

Levi!

I want you to do everything.

I want you to rub the bottom of my face.

I want you to do it for me.

Thank you.

Oh, Levi.

Oh my God.