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Over here.
I found one.
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You’re gonna be
quite a surprise,
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my little saboteur.
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♪ Save me, save me, ah
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♪ Save me, save me,
save me, ah ♪
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♪ Save me, save me, save me
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♪ My hands are tied,
you see? ♪
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♪ And I’m trapped
on the track ♪
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♪ And this train of thought
won’t stop for me ♪
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♪ Save me, save me,
save me, yes ♪
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♪ A familiar enemy
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♪ And what has
gotten into me? ♪
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♪ I’m gonna lose that zero ♪
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♪ I’m gonna find me a hero ♪
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♪ I’m gonna break the curse ♪
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Hi, this is Ida Teeter.
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I can’t be bugged right now.
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Leave a message.
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Hey, Ida. It’s Danielle.
Just calling to let you know--
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Well, there’s not really
a nice way to put this,
so I’ll just say it.
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I’m gonna have to
stand you up tonight.
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The whole bug thing
pretty much creeped
the crap out of me
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and I just can’t...
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Uh, that was mean.
Sorry, sweetheart.
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I can’t go there.
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Oh... Tobe.
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How did you get out, hmm?
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Ohh.
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You just wanted to cheer
mumsy up, didn’t you?
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Oh, you little sweetie.
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Oh, I know.
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Stood up again?
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I am so freaking pathetic.
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I thought she really
liked me, Max.
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Oh, too bad.
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She had a really nice
rack, too.
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She said the bug thing
creeped the crap out of her.
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That’s a very
unattractive image.
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I just wanna meet someone...
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I connect with.
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You’re into chicks, darling.
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That’s a scientific
impossibility.
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What about that brunette
that’s always sketching
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downstairs
by the elevator?
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She’s not bad.
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Well, her hair is always
in her face.
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I have to be able to look
in a woman’s eyes--
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I have to be able
to look in a woman’s ass.
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Well, not "in" a woman’s ass.
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"At" it.
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Anyways, I’ve seen hers,
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and it’s pretty dang nice.
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I don’t know.
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She seems kind of...
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weird.
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Uh-huh.
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Look, Idie,
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I’ve said it before
and I’ll say it again.
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Never tell the ladies
what you do for a living.
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And get rid of your pets.
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I don’t even keep books
about bugs around the house.
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It drives the chickies away
like poison.
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Max, this is who I am.
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Jeez...
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I’m just saying,
at some point you’re
gonna have to make the choice.
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Babes or bugs.
Can’t have both.
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All right, you creepy
little sucker.
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End of the line.
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Delivery.
Package, ma’am.
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So the grad student says,
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"My, oh, my, Professor.
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"Is that a proboscis
in your lab coat
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or are you just happy
to see me?"
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Go on.
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Go on.
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I’ve seen you here before,
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but I haven’t
actually talked to you.
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Oh, uh...
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Hi. I am--
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Ida Teeter. I know.
I always sit here.
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It’s a peaceful place
for me to do my work
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and it reminds me
of my father.
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Um...
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What is your--
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My name’s Misty Falls,
but I’m not a hippy.
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Nice to make
your acquaintance...
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Misty.
So what is it you do here,
Ida Teeter? Teeter-totter.
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Uh...
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Um, you know...
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I work here.
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I work here.
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So, Ida Teeter, I was gonna
get a cup of coffee later,
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and I was wondering
if you’d like to...
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I don’t know why I said that.
That was a stupid thing to say.
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I hate coffee. I drink tea.
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What was that?
Huh?
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What’s under your hand?
Uh...
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Pen broke.
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Pen broke.
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Uh, I’m sorry.
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I’m kind of in a hurry.
102
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Well, okay, Ida.
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I understand.
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Hmm.
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Good evening.
106
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Shoo! Scat!
Shoo!
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Shoo! Go on.
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Ohh.
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Well...
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Hello.
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Where are you from,
little partner?
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Miss Teeter?
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I was hoping
to catch you.
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Hello, Miss Beasley.
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What is happening, Ladybug?
Give me some skin.
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Are you ever going
to take that thing off?
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Halloween was over
four months ago, kiddo.
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I know.
Ridiculous thing.
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Always jamming up
the washing machine.
120
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,212
Now, Ida,
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00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,693
there’s something
we need to discuss.
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Sure.
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The neighbors
have a problem,
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and, frankly,
I share their concern.
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Yes, ma’am.
126
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But when I moved in,
you told me I could
keep pets.
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You did, Grandma.
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00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,184
Don’t interrupt, Betty.
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00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:23,797
I meant a dog,
a cat, a goldfish,
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a pot-bellied pig,
but not--
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You didn’t say that,
Grandma.
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Betty!
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My pets are safer
than goldfish.
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There is no water
to leak on the floor.
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There is no barking.
136
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:40,727
Well, they do chirp
a little bit,
but only if--
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I keep a clean building,
Miss Teeter.
138
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,340
I cannot have bugs
all over the place.
139
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,690
Hey, I’m a bug.
140
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,649
You want me
in your apartment.
141
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,303
Yes, Miss Beasley,
I know.
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You do keep
this place spotless.
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And I promise you, my pets
will never cause any trouble.
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Oh, hello there,
big fella.
145
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,402
Hello, Dario.
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Look at your
cute little tummy.
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00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,105
Hello?
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00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,934
Somebody sent me
a package. A bug.
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Ida?
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00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,503
What time is it?
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00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:04,419
I thought it was a mantid,
but it’s just too...
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00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,421
bizarre.
153
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,380
Describe it to me.
Hold on a second.
154
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:13,602
Stuart, you are so sneaky.
155
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,868
There you go, Stewie,
little dude.
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00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,870
You are a sweetie.
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00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,654
Ida?
Oh.
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00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,134
I almost forgot.
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00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:27,964
That artist gal
is the bee’s knees!
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So adorable.
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00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,795
So I am going
to take some vitamins,
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grow some nuts overnight,
and ask her to dinner tomorrow.
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00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,974
Hey, how about that?
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Girls in lust.
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00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,369
You better give me
a full description
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of what happens afterwards.
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It’s great material
for the shower in the morning.
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You are so gross.
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Ohh. Okay.
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It has a head like a--
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Did you hear that?
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Oh, Max.
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It’s so beautiful.
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00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:03,652
How many segments
on its abdomen?
Hold on. Let me check.
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00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,436
It’s originally from Brazil,
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00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,917
but I have no idea
who sent it to me.
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00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:14,315
Whoa, cowboy.
It’s aggressive.
178
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,056
Look, Ida, I’m really beat.
179
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Let’s look it up in the lab
tomorrow morning.
180
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:10,675
Wish me luck, Mick.
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00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,460
That’s a very good
name for you.
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See you later, Mickey old pal.
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Hi, um, Misty.
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I was wondering
if you would--
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I mean,
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if you’re not busy or anything,
if you would like to go, uh--
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Would you like to come
have dinner with me tonight?
188
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,963
You asked her out?
189
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,139
Yes. And she was
totally receptive.
190
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:26,490
And she drew this really
neat pixie drawing of me.
191
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That’s all she draws:
pixies.
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It’s her thing.
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You tell her
about your "thing"?
194
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,847
No. Not a peep, General.
195
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Good. Now, you’re probably
gonna want to go to her place--
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Look at this.
Oh, my God!
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Let’s get out of here.
198
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,816
It’s not North American.
Is it Chinese?
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Sure is.
Look at its head.
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00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:50,993
Hey, how about that?
201
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Chinese food that’s
actually from China.
202
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,606
This place rocks.
203
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Nervous?
Who? Me?
204
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,048
Yeah, but I’m always
really nervous.
205
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,529
This is a cool place.
You come here a lot?
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00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,140
Yes.
207
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,664
I’m a regular.
208
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:57,016
But I’ve never
been here--
On a date? Oh...
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00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,323
Is this a date?
God, I’m so stupid.
Why did I just say that?
210
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,154
I think that
you’re very attractive
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00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:10,551
and I would just crack
like a fortune cookie
if I didn’t say it, so--
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00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,813
There. I said it.
213
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:15,034
You think I’m attractive?
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00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,124
Mm-hmm.
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00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,430
Really?
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00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,533
Chow mein down.
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00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,411
Um...
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00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:48,023
I thought maybe we could
go see a movie later,
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but I looked in the paper
and it’s just all horror
and talking monkeys, so...
220
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I rented something.
221
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,816
I hope you don’t think
I’m... presumptuous.
222
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:05,040
Okay. Um, what
is it about?
Texas pixies.
223
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,955
Do you have a DVD player?
224
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,696
I thought we could
watch it at your place.
225
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,350
All I have is a VHS.
226
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:15,268
I’m sorry. You're going
a little too fast for me.
227
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:20,751
Yeah, that does really
seem... calculated.
No, no.
228
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:24,320
I mean you’re talking
a little too fast for me.
229
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,626
Oh!
230
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:29,195
I couldn’t understand
what you were saying.
231
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,849
I was just asking
if you have a DVD player.
232
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Yes. Yes, I do.
233
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Okay, so after this,
we can go to your place.
234
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:39,944
Um...
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Babes or bugs.
You can’t have both.
236
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:50,129
Actually, uh... it’s kind of
a mess over there,
237
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,869
and my landlady,
she’s very, um...
238
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,443
Oh, sure.
What the heck?
239
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:05,187
We can go to my place.
Ladybug has my back.
240
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,116
Watch your step.
241
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,902
This building’s really cool.
242
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:28,428
My place is a total cockroach
factory compared to this.
243
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,907
Hmm... well,
244
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,867
Miss Beasley keeps a pretty
clean place around here.
245
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:39,178
Betty, you little brat.
246
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,396
I’m not Betty, I'm...
247
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,791
Ladybug.
I am sorry.
248
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,619
Give me some skin.
249
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,102
Misty, this is my friend,
the Ladybug.
250
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,582
Oh, cool.
251
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,323
Are you a fairy?
252
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,415
No, but I love fairies.
253
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,461
Betty, it’s time for bed.
254
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,510
Hello, Lana.
255
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:10,209
Good evening, Miss Teeter.
256
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,211
Oh, you have
a beautiful daughter, ma’am.
257
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,439
It’s her granddaughter.
258
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,615
God!
Good line, Misty.
259
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,443
Very good line.
260
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:45,853
Wow.
261
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,597
This is "snugsville."
262
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,816
Yeah.
263
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,427
Cool.
264
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,690
Is that the bedroom?
265
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:01,477
Oh, don’t go in there!
266
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,436
Don’t go in there.
267
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,742
Oh, I didn’t
mean anything by it.
268
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,136
No, I-I just--
I don’t-- I don't--
269
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,094
I just, um...
270
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,057
Would you like a drink?
Yeah. Yes.
271
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,277
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
272
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:33,814
I don’t really have
anything to mix with it.
273
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:36,512
That’s okay.
Thank you, Ida.
274
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,628
Is this the most boring
first date ever?
275
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,876
Why are you calling me?
276
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,009
Just wanted to hear
how your hot date went.
277
00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,446
I have an important date
in the shower in the morning.
278
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,361
It is still going,
and it is boiling,
279
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,363
and she is here,
and we are watching a movie.
280
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,192
You get rid of the bugs?
Um...
281
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,500
Yes.
Really?
282
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:38,025
Wow. I didn’t
think you’d ever--
Where’d you put them?
283
00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:41,463
In the bedroom.
284
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:44,423
Ida, the idea was
to get her into the bedroom.
285
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,468
What the hell
were you thinking?
286
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:47,643
I-- Damn it!
287
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,340
I wasn’t thinking.
288
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:52,300
I didn’t know that
she would be so easy.
289
00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:53,562
Not that she’s easy--
290
00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:57,610
But, uh, I like her,
she likes me.
291
00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:00,961
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Shit, shit.
292
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,353
Shit. Shit!
293
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:04,225
Ida, Ida--
Max, what do I do?
294
00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:05,400
Breathe deeply.
295
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,794
Listen to me.
296
00:24:07,837 --> 00:24:10,057
Go in there
and make your move.
297
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,928
But don’t let her
see the bugs.
298
00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:15,323
All right. Call me
in the morning.
299
00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:18,152
I take a shower at 6:30--
300
00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:23,810
Are you cold?
I have some--
301
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,647
Where am I? Oh.
302
00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:19,779
Oops.
303
00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:25,611
Were you tucking me in?
304
00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:27,221
That’s so sweet.
305
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:30,616
Um...
306
00:25:31,704 --> 00:25:33,662
Are you okay to drive?
307
00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:37,536
Uh-- Um--
308
00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:42,018
Oh, um...
309
00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:46,632
Do you want me to go?
310
00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:48,503
No, uh--
311
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:50,853
No.
312
00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:55,075
I...don’t want you
to go.
313
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,384
I can stay?
314
00:26:10,046 --> 00:26:11,657
Um...
315
00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:16,879
You probably need pajamas
316
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:20,579
and, um, privacy, so...
317
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:23,277
I’m just gonna, um...
318
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:30,806
I don’t... need pajamas.
319
00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:35,028
Or privacy.
320
00:26:46,387 --> 00:26:47,823
Come here.
321
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:54,874
Yeah. Come here.
322
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,142
Uh...
323
00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:50,320
Am I, uh,
being too aggressive?
324
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:52,279
Um, no.
325
00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:56,326
But let’s just...
326
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:57,763
be tender.
327
00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:09,965
Oh... my...
328
00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:11,184
gosh.
329
00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:14,709
What is this?
I’m sorry.
330
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,102
I-I...
331
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:17,799
I’m going to
get rid of them.
332
00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:20,062
Is this a Lucanus laetus?
333
00:29:20,106 --> 00:29:23,413
From Thailand?
You know about stag beetles?
334
00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:25,546
No, not really,
335
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:28,331
but my dad was the big-wig
bug professor at the college
336
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,333
up until about a year ago,
when he decided he needed
337
00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:32,031
to get away from me
because he found out--
338
00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:35,295
Your father
is Professor Malcolm Wolf?
339
00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:37,819
He was my favorite
professor in college.
340
00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:40,474
I learned so much from him.
Wow, what a coincidence.
341
00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:41,954
How is he do--
342
00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:45,740
Wait a minute.
343
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:49,265
You told me your
last name was--
Mama was a hippy.
344
00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:51,790
She gave me
my own last name.
345
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:54,531
So...
346
00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:56,664
you’re not bothered
by them?
347
00:29:56,707 --> 00:30:00,973
Some people are...
bothered by them.
No.
348
00:30:01,016 --> 00:30:04,106
When I said this place
was "snugsville,"
349
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:05,978
I guess it’s really
"bugsville."
350
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:11,461
I love it.
351
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:17,685
Uh-oh.
352
00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:20,035
Looks like one
of your babies got loose.
353
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:23,517
Damn it! Mick!
354
00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:30,350
You wouldn’t wanna help me
look for him, would you?
355
00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:32,918
I mean, we would
have to be careful.
356
00:30:32,961 --> 00:30:35,877
It’s kind of aggressive,
but...
357
00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:39,011
If you want to,
we could...
358
00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:56,593
♪ There goes
that look again ♪
359
00:30:56,637 --> 00:31:01,250
♪ Did I blow
your mind again? ♪
360
00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:05,646
♪ Did I say something
wrong again? ♪
361
00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:10,651
♪ Sorry if I do
offend your heart ♪
362
00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:15,177
♪ You never ask me how
363
00:31:15,221 --> 00:31:20,313
♪ I feel when the lights
are dim ♪
364
00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:28,103
♪ I’m always in the crowd ♪
365
00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:30,671
♪ To hide my face
366
00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:32,934
♪ ’Cause I know
they’re gonna tell me ♪
367
00:31:32,978 --> 00:31:37,765
♪ Think of a place where
they can’t ever drag me down ♪
368
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:47,862
♪ How we destroy the weak
when we hide and seek ♪
369
00:31:57,263 --> 00:32:01,832
♪ There goes
that look again ♪
370
00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:06,533
♪ Did I blow
your mind again? ♪
371
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:10,102
♪ Did I say--
372
00:32:10,145 --> 00:32:13,018
I’m so sorry.
373
00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:15,629
Are you all right?
374
00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:19,285
I didn’t hit you
that hard, did I?
375
00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:23,071
No, I just feel
a little weak.
376
00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:26,379
I guess I’m paying
for all that whiskey I drank.
377
00:32:26,422 --> 00:32:28,685
You should lay down.
378
00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:40,480
Doesn’t feel like
you have a fever.
379
00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:46,181
Do you really
give a shit?
What?
380
00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:49,445
Do you really
care about me, Ida?
381
00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:53,754
Um...
382
00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:55,756
Yes. Yes, I do.
383
00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:59,716
You make me feel
like myself.
384
00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:04,895
Hey...
385
00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:07,463
what’s wrong, sweetie?
386
00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:09,291
Nothing...
387
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,338
now that I finally
have you.
388
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:32,836
This is absurd.
No insect looks like this.
I’m telling you.
389
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,623
That is what
it looks like. Exactly.
390
00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:39,060
Okay. Bring it in.
Prove it.
391
00:33:39,104 --> 00:33:41,976
Um... I can’t.
392
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,197
It kind of got loose
and now we can’t find it.
393
00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:49,070
"We?"
394
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,247
Who drew these?
395
00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:56,208
I described it to Misty,
and she drew them for me.
396
00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:59,472
She is such a great artist.
397
00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:01,300
Misty, Misty, Misty.
398
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:02,649
You sound like
you’re in love.
399
00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:06,392
Yeah. I kind of am.
400
00:34:08,524 --> 00:34:10,483
So?
401
00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:12,833
Just take it easy.
402
00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:14,878
You gotta leave ’em
wanting more.
403
00:34:14,922 --> 00:34:16,793
What?
404
00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:18,447
I want to spend
every minute
405
00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:20,232
I possibly can
with this person,
406
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:23,104
and you’re telling me
to take it easy?
407
00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:27,761
Look, I’m glad to see
you’re getting some action
from something besides mantids,
408
00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:29,632
but you might wanna
take it easy, kiddo.
409
00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:33,158
Women can drain
your vital juices.
410
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:37,292
And not just
- the sex ones, either.
- Max!
411
00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:40,904
You are worse than
a high school chick sometimes.
What?
412
00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:43,124
We will take it
at our own pace,
413
00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:47,650
if that is fine with you
and your juices.
414
00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:52,002
Welcome home!
415
00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:55,354
♪ L’amour ♪
416
00:34:55,397 --> 00:34:57,965
♪ L’amour ♪
417
00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:02,448
Oh.
418
00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:05,277
Are you all right,
sweet stuff?
Mm-hmm.
419
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,758
Are you still
not feeling well?
I’m okay.
420
00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:11,587
Well...
421
00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:13,894
we haven’t exactly
been sleeping a lot
422
00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:15,200
these last few nights.
423
00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:18,159
That’s true.
424
00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:19,987
Let’s get you settled in.
425
00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:03,813
Betty, no!
426
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:31,450
Sure about this?
Sure it’s not too fast?
427
00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:36,194
I have never been
so sure about anything
in my life, Misty.
428
00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:39,806
I kind of love you.
429
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:43,679
You have no idea how long
I’ve been waiting
to hear you say that.
430
00:36:45,986 --> 00:36:48,641
No one’s ever
loved me before.
431
00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:50,425
It feels so...
432
00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:54,951
I don’t know.
433
00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:57,519
Like something inside
434
00:36:57,563 --> 00:37:00,870
is just telling me
that I need to be here.
435
00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:06,224
Right here, right now.
With you.
436
00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:11,707
I feel it, too.
437
00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:28,768
Couldn’t catch him.
438
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:31,074
Hey, what’s wrong, Grandma?
439
00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,103
Stewie.
440
00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:02,149
Stewie.
441
00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:35,313
Oh.
442
00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:03,384
There you are,
this whole time,
nesting in our pillow.
443
00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:12,175
Mama Ida’s gonna
be stoked you’re okay.
444
00:39:54,174 --> 00:39:56,481
What is it?
The mystery man from Brazil,
445
00:39:56,524 --> 00:39:59,962
who sent me
that unclassified insect.
446
00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,660
He wrote me a letter.
447
00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:06,621
I think he’s kind of a kook.
448
00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:08,449
What do you mean?
449
00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:10,582
Well, he seems
to think that
450
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:14,150
that weird bug he sent me
is dangerous.
451
00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:15,151
Venomous maybe.
452
00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:17,632
He’s crazy.
Who wrote this?
453
00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:20,156
He doesn’t identify himself.
454
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,464
But... it’s strange.
455
00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:26,162
There’s an apologetic tone
to the letter,
456
00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:30,428
like he intentionally kept
this information from me
457
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:32,995
when he sent the package,
and then thought better of it.
458
00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:36,869
And what’s weirder
is I think I know this guy.
459
00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:40,350
He writes like
he knows me, but...
460
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:46,313
I just can’t...
461
00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:49,447
call him up
for some reason.
462
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:52,624
Juices, juices, juices.
Shut up. I’m serious.
463
00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,974
An insect that hunts
and kills mammals?
464
00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:56,323
There’s no such thing.
465
00:40:58,673 --> 00:41:01,459
There’s a dog that's missing
in my building.
466
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:04,113
And that bug is loose
in there somewhere.
467
00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:07,073
And what’s funny
is that same little pooch
468
00:41:07,116 --> 00:41:09,336
was messing with him
when I found him
on my doorstep.
469
00:41:09,379 --> 00:41:12,513
So, not only does he hunt
warm-blooded animals,
he holds grudges?
470
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:14,950
"He?" No, no, no.
471
00:41:14,994 --> 00:41:17,518
See, that’s the other
weird thing.
472
00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:19,607
I couldn’t tell
if he was male or female.
473
00:41:19,651 --> 00:41:23,568
All you have to do
is lift up his--
He doesn’t have one.
474
00:41:37,756 --> 00:41:40,193
Malcolm Wolf!
475
00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:44,632
Whoa!
476
00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:47,461
Where did you come from?
477
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,246
I heard you coming
up the stairs.
478
00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,078
Miss Teeter!
479
00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:57,906
Were they kissing, Grandma?
480
00:41:57,950 --> 00:41:58,994
Ooh!
481
00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:02,998
I’d like to have
a word with you,
Miss Teeter.
482
00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:06,524
Hey, Ida, can I
have a kiss, too?
483
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:13,879
You-- You think that’s funny?
484
00:42:17,491 --> 00:42:19,754
Hey, I want a kiss, too!
485
00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:25,630
Now, you two--
you two-- you two--
486
00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:27,936
You two-- You two--
487
00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:32,462
Hey, I think we just
broke her, Ide.
Misty! Please.
488
00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:38,556
Miss Beasley,
I’m sorry, but--
Shut your mouth!
489
00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:40,166
You-You-You--
490
00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:42,777
You! You! You!
491
00:42:42,821 --> 00:42:45,780
You stuck on a hard part
of the alphabet or something?
492
00:42:45,824 --> 00:42:48,304
Misty, what is wrong
with you?
493
00:42:48,348 --> 00:42:50,959
Now, Miss Beasley,
494
00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:54,963
I know you probably
don’t approve of... us.
495
00:42:55,007 --> 00:42:57,444
But it is our right--Right?
496
00:42:57,487 --> 00:43:00,621
Let me tell you something,
Miss Teeter.
497
00:43:00,665 --> 00:43:02,536
Since you don’t have
enough decency
498
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:05,626
to close your doors
or windows,
499
00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:07,367
I’ve heard you two.
500
00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:09,630
I’ve seen you two.
501
00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:11,806
Are you saying
it’s your right
502
00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:14,722
to pollute the mind
of my little granddaughter?
503
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:18,421
You know
she looks up to you,
504
00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:21,294
has stars in her eyes
for you,
505
00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:24,558
and all this time
you must have been--
506
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,212
You must have been
looking at her
507
00:43:26,255 --> 00:43:28,214
like she was
a little piece of meat!
508
00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,695
Now wait just
a goddamn minute, Lana!
509
00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:31,739
How dare you!
510
00:43:31,783 --> 00:43:33,828
And I’ve had complaints!
511
00:43:33,872 --> 00:43:36,135
Complaints about
your little pets.
512
00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:39,704
Seems one of them got loose
and now we have a missing dog.
513
00:43:39,747 --> 00:43:44,230
I saw the filthy thing.
It ran right across my feet!
514
00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:49,061
They’re hearing it
crawling in the walls,
Miss Teeter.
515
00:43:49,104 --> 00:43:51,150
Yes, okay. Jeez.
516
00:43:51,193 --> 00:43:54,153
I am missing one specimen,
517
00:43:54,196 --> 00:43:55,720
but that has nothing
to do with--
518
00:43:55,763 --> 00:43:59,767
The fact that the old bag
doesn’t like clam lickers?
519
00:44:01,464 --> 00:44:04,685
Don’t you try making
trouble for me,
520
00:44:04,729 --> 00:44:06,948
you potty-mouthed
little shits!
521
00:44:06,992 --> 00:44:10,082
I want you out of here
in 14 days.
522
00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:12,258
Out!
523
00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:14,652
Give me some skin, Ida.
524
00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:17,219
Ow, Grandma. Ow.
525
00:44:17,263 --> 00:44:18,307
Lana, don’t do that!
526
00:44:18,351 --> 00:44:20,614
Seven days!
527
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:23,138
I want you-- you deviants--
528
00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:26,315
out of here in seven
goddamn days!
529
00:44:29,884 --> 00:44:30,842
Wow.
530
00:44:32,365 --> 00:44:34,976
Somebody needs to get laid.
531
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,594
Are you okay, sweetie?
532
00:44:47,293 --> 00:44:52,472
How could you stand there
and laugh and make jokes
533
00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:56,519
while that awful woman
was saying those things?
534
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,220
I’m sorry.
535
00:45:01,263 --> 00:45:03,788
I didn’t mean
to agitate the situation,
536
00:45:03,831 --> 00:45:06,225
and I certainly didn’t mean
to make you cry.
537
00:45:06,268 --> 00:45:08,662
Well, I am crying,
damn it!
538
00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:10,795
Oh, God.
539
00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:13,754
It’s bad enough she was saying
those things about us,
540
00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:15,538
but Betty...
541
00:45:15,582 --> 00:45:17,802
Oh, jeez!
542
00:45:17,845 --> 00:45:19,499
Betty.
543
00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:22,632
You were laughing.
So I was laughing!
544
00:45:22,676 --> 00:45:24,939
Big, fat, fucking deal, Ida!
545
00:45:24,983 --> 00:45:27,550
You are such a baby!
546
00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:31,816
I stay here all day,
washing your dirty underwear,
547
00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:35,297
doing your dishes,
and feeding your
stupid fucking bugs!
548
00:45:35,341 --> 00:45:37,386
And then you try
and give me shit?
549
00:45:37,430 --> 00:45:40,259
That cunt down the hall’s
the one you should be mad at!
550
00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:42,740
Not me! Goddamn it!
551
00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:44,611
Misty, I-I--
552
00:45:44,654 --> 00:45:46,874
I just-- I--
I’m sorry.
553
00:45:46,918 --> 00:45:48,920
You ungrateful,
whiney little bitch!
554
00:45:48,963 --> 00:45:50,660
I should rip
your fucking eyes out
555
00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:51,966
for talking to me
like that!
556
00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:54,795
Fuck! Shit!
557
00:45:54,839 --> 00:45:57,885
I hate you,
you fucking twat!
558
00:45:57,929 --> 00:46:00,279
Fuck! Cunt!
559
00:46:07,329 --> 00:46:09,897
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
560
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:22,692
Wake up.
561
00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:28,655
There you go.
Wake up.
562
00:46:28,698 --> 00:46:31,832
I’m sorry about all of this,
563
00:46:31,876 --> 00:46:33,834
but I really need
to talk to you about--
564
00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:38,447
I just had
the most strangest,
565
00:46:38,491 --> 00:46:40,058
most beautiful dream.
566
00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:46,455
I dreamt that
I was a little fairy
lying on a lily pad.
567
00:46:46,499 --> 00:46:51,896
And then this beautiful,
giant bug landed on me.
568
00:46:51,939 --> 00:46:55,377
And he held my arms
over my head
569
00:46:55,421 --> 00:46:59,338
and he pierced my belly
with his proboscis.
570
00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:00,861
And then I just laid there
571
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:05,518
as he pumped me
full of his juices.
572
00:47:08,347 --> 00:47:10,088
What do you think it means?
573
00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:15,093
Maybe the bug
symbolizes me?
No.
574
00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:18,226
I think it’s about my dad.
575
00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:21,273
He never really
approved of me.
576
00:47:22,404 --> 00:47:24,276
Don’t do that.
577
00:47:26,147 --> 00:47:28,846
We like it dark in here.
578
00:47:30,717 --> 00:47:33,372
"We?"
579
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,862
Hello?
Hey.
580
00:47:44,905 --> 00:47:48,256
You got another letter
from your man in Brazil.
581
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:51,956
What’s wrong?
I...just...
582
00:47:51,999 --> 00:47:54,132
Having problems at home.
583
00:47:54,175 --> 00:47:56,090
See? I told you.
584
00:47:56,134 --> 00:47:59,006
Once they move in,
they completely transform
into something else.
585
00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:02,140
Max, that’s enough.
586
00:48:02,183 --> 00:48:06,535
I’m gonna come in there
right now, okay?
587
00:48:06,579 --> 00:48:09,930
I’m worried that
maybe-- Shit!
588
00:48:09,974 --> 00:48:12,454
I just-- I’ll just tell you
when I get there.
589
00:48:12,498 --> 00:48:14,152
You mind if I open this?
590
00:48:14,195 --> 00:48:16,328
These are a kick
in the crotch.
591
00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:26,816
Um...
592
00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:31,038
Are you gonna be okay
for about an hour?
593
00:48:36,696 --> 00:48:38,045
Hmm.
594
00:48:45,444 --> 00:48:47,228
You gotta see this.
595
00:48:47,272 --> 00:48:51,189
Ho! Your homey from Brazil’s
got quite a sense of humor.
596
00:48:51,232 --> 00:48:54,670
There’s even illustrations.
597
00:48:54,714 --> 00:48:56,977
Check this out.
598
00:48:57,021 --> 00:48:58,544
"The insect is known
to inhabit
599
00:48:58,587 --> 00:49:00,633
"the nests of birds
and other small animals,
600
00:49:00,676 --> 00:49:03,462
"where it behaves
like a parasite,
601
00:49:03,505 --> 00:49:04,811
"inserting its proboscis
602
00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:06,160
"and drinking
the animal’s blood,
603
00:49:06,204 --> 00:49:09,642
replacing what it takes
with a unique toxin."
604
00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:11,992
Wait. There’s more.
605
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:13,472
"This toxin the bug injects,
606
00:49:13,515 --> 00:49:14,952
"is a protein,
607
00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,910
"which, once it finds its way
into the bloodstream,
608
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:19,130
causes mutations."
609
00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:21,741
That’s not even
physiologically possible.
610
00:49:21,784 --> 00:49:24,396
You can’t mix an exoskeleton
with an endoskeleton.
611
00:49:24,439 --> 00:49:26,050
This is the best part.
612
00:49:26,093 --> 00:49:28,226
"This protein invades
the host’s DNA
613
00:49:28,269 --> 00:49:32,447
and the bird is impregnated
with the insect’s young."
614
00:49:32,491 --> 00:49:34,449
I think this one’s
actually pretty good.
615
00:49:39,019 --> 00:49:41,065
You all right?
616
00:49:41,108 --> 00:49:44,155
I think Misty got bit.
617
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:49,987
You’re yankin'
my chicken, right?
618
00:50:17,666 --> 00:50:20,104
Why don’t you like me,
Miss Beasley?
619
00:50:30,201 --> 00:50:32,594
Do you really want
to know, dear?
620
00:50:32,638 --> 00:50:37,164
Yes, I really want
to know, dear.
621
00:50:39,732 --> 00:50:44,302
I don’t like you because
I think you are perverse.
622
00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:47,218
You, your lady friend,
623
00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:50,090
and your disgusting
little pets.
624
00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:54,442
I don’t want scum
like you within a mile
of my granddaughter.
625
00:50:54,486 --> 00:50:56,749
She’s a good girl,
626
00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:59,099
and I don’t want her exposed
to a couple of--
627
00:50:59,143 --> 00:51:01,406
Dykes? Lesbos?
Fuzz-bumpers?
628
00:51:01,449 --> 00:51:02,668
Is that what
you’re trying to say?
629
00:51:02,711 --> 00:51:04,626
You afraid your
precious little Ladybug,
630
00:51:04,670 --> 00:51:08,674
she’s gonna grow up one day
and she’s gonna like
other ladybugs, hmm?
631
00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:10,197
Or maybe we’re gonna
infect her
632
00:51:10,241 --> 00:51:12,286
with some kind of
pussy-eating virus,
it that it?
633
00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:16,029
You are just foul,
young lady.
634
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:19,293
You’re a monster!
635
00:51:19,337 --> 00:51:23,080
You’re right.
636
00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:25,082
I’m sorry, Daddy.
637
00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:27,301
What?
638
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:31,653
"Daddy?"
639
00:51:31,697 --> 00:51:33,438
What-- What’s wrong with you?
640
00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:50,455
Grandma?
641
00:51:50,498 --> 00:51:53,501
Can I have my ice cream
sandwich now?
642
00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:57,897
Grandma?
643
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:40,853
Honey. Honey.
644
00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:42,333
Oh.
645
00:52:42,376 --> 00:52:46,380
Oh, my God, Misty.
What happened?
646
00:52:46,424 --> 00:52:49,253
Old bag fell down
the stairs.
647
00:52:49,296 --> 00:52:50,689
Misty.
648
00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:54,954
Could you just leave us alone
for a minute please?
649
00:52:57,348 --> 00:52:58,871
Yeah.
650
00:52:58,914 --> 00:53:02,701
I’m kind of tired anyway,
so I’m gonna go hit the sack,
651
00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:04,920
if that’s okay
with you, thanks.
652
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:15,627
Please be a booty call.
Please be a booty call.
653
00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:18,586
Hello?
Max, can you come over
right away, please?
654
00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:21,285
Something terrible
has happened.
You okay?
655
00:53:21,328 --> 00:53:23,678
I’ll explain it to you
when you get here.
656
00:53:23,722 --> 00:53:25,202
I’m there.
657
00:53:40,478 --> 00:53:43,872
You wanna join me?
658
00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:45,831
There’s nothing wrong with me.
659
00:53:48,050 --> 00:53:51,315
And I guess we won’t have
to move, either, with
old Beasley gone, eh?
660
00:53:51,358 --> 00:53:55,188
The woman is dead, Misty.
661
00:53:56,842 --> 00:54:00,280
That’s terrible.
662
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:03,240
I think the bug bit you.
663
00:54:04,676 --> 00:54:06,199
Have you seen it?
664
00:54:07,461 --> 00:54:11,073
The bug?
Which one, Ida?
665
00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:13,293
You’ve got 'em all over
this flippin’ place, lover.
666
00:54:13,337 --> 00:54:16,862
You know what bug
I’m talking about, Misty.
667
00:54:16,905 --> 00:54:19,168
You’ve been hiding it,
haven’t you?
668
00:54:21,649 --> 00:54:24,130
Okay.
669
00:54:24,173 --> 00:54:28,352
Ya got me.
It’s in your pillow.
670
00:54:30,484 --> 00:54:33,792
And he’s a cute
little guy, too.
671
00:54:50,504 --> 00:54:52,854
Misty...
672
00:54:52,898 --> 00:54:55,683
it’s infected you.
673
00:54:55,727 --> 00:54:59,861
You don’t understand, Ida.
674
00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:02,124
It hasn’t infected me at all.
675
00:55:02,168 --> 00:55:03,778
In fact--
Listen to me.
676
00:55:03,822 --> 00:55:08,130
Misty, your father,
he sent it to me.
677
00:55:08,174 --> 00:55:09,741
I don’t know why,
but he did.
678
00:55:09,784 --> 00:55:15,442
I know why he sent
it to you, Ida.
Why?
679
00:55:15,486 --> 00:55:16,922
You know?
680
00:55:16,965 --> 00:55:19,968
He sent you the bug
so that it would bite you
681
00:55:20,012 --> 00:55:22,406
and infect you
682
00:55:22,449 --> 00:55:26,148
and make you
go fuckin’ crazy!
683
00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:29,587
He wanted me
to be repulsed by you,
684
00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:31,893
because he knew I was
in love with you.
685
00:55:34,505 --> 00:55:36,463
But...
686
00:55:36,507 --> 00:55:38,073
I got the package before--
687
00:55:38,117 --> 00:55:40,554
I’ve loved you
for years, Ida.
688
00:55:40,598 --> 00:55:42,948
I used to come
to Daddy’s classes,
689
00:55:42,991 --> 00:55:46,952
and I would
just stare at you
690
00:55:46,995 --> 00:55:50,172
and draw you... for hours.
691
00:55:51,565 --> 00:55:56,918
I’ve always loved you, Ida.
But it’s okay.
692
00:55:56,962 --> 00:55:59,225
’Cause I still have you.
693
00:56:00,705 --> 00:56:01,749
And...
694
00:56:15,284 --> 00:56:16,198
Ida!
695
00:57:35,016 --> 00:57:38,019
Today is the day.
696
00:57:38,063 --> 00:57:41,414
I felt them kicking
all night long.
697
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:43,460
You’re gonna beat me?
698
00:57:43,503 --> 00:57:44,852
I can’t believe
you’re gonna beat me.
699
00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:47,115
I got knocked up first,
you know.
700
00:57:50,249 --> 00:57:53,165
You think it’ll be
a boy or a girl?
701
00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:56,516
Oh, probably
a few hundred of each.
702
00:57:57,952 --> 00:58:01,782
Then we should send Daddy
a few hundred cigars.
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