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Jesus Christ.
Do you have to do that?
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It’s my car, so
just shut up and drive.
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There’s someone out there.
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It’s one of them.
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I don’t think so.
It’s one of them!
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Jesus Christ!
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Be careful!
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You all right?
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I hit my--
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Hi...
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It’s all right!
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It’s all right,
it’s all right.
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I’m sorry.
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I think I knew him once.
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Yeah.
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Where are we?
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Oh, God. Jesus,
I think I broke a rib.
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Suck it up. We gotta
get out of here.
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Hey! Honk the horn.
Maybe they’ll give us a ride!
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Hey! Hey!
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David...
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David, Jesus!
Pop the trunk!
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God damn it!
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There’s a semiautomatic
in there!
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What’s the point, Jane?
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The point is
we’re not giving up.
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And we are definitely not giving
up to a bunch of crippled...
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stinking, maggot-infested...
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...brain-dead zombie dissidents!
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Come and get it!
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Come on, you pussies!
What are we gonna do?
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We’re gonna take
their goddamn truck right out
from under them, that’s what!
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Grab that gun,
you chicken shit!
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See, the trick
is to aim low...
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...take their legs out.
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You can’t kill 'em,
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but you can slow ’em up.
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Oh, get up, ya pansies!
Bring it on!
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I’m sorry, Jane.
I’m truly sorry.
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Oh, who cares?
Shut up and shoot!
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It’s my fault.
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The whole damn thing.
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It’s all my fault.
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Holy Mother of Hip-Hop Jesus...
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I’m sorry, Jane.
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I never should have
opened my mouth.
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I remember the night
the whole world went to hell.
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It was the night
I first met Jane.
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We’re back on Marty Clark
Live!, with our special guests,
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constitutional scholar
Jane Cleaver,
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whose new book is Subversion:
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How the Radical Left
Took Over Cable News,
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and a good friend, David Murch,
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who’s a former presidential
speechwriter
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and high-priced campaign
consultant.
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Welcome, David.
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With the election
just three weeks away,
the President
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is in full campaign
mode.
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Just this week, in Boulder,
several protesters were arrested
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when they took off their coats
to reveal antiwar t-shirts.
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David, there’s been several
of these incidents.
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The protesters say they
have a right to free speech.
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Does the President have a policy
of suppressing dissent?
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Look, Marty, the President
has a First Amendment right
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to take his case
to the American people
without being shouted down.
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But to answer your question,
no, there’s no "policy."
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The Secret Service is there
to protect the President.
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Now, they’re gonna err
on the side of caution.
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Jane looks likes she’s gonna
jump out of her chair!
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Marty, please. If you look
at these protesters,
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you see men with breasts
and women with armpit hair.
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They are ugly,
stupid, clueless.
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They have nothing to offer
but hate for this country,
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and they know the only way
they could ever get on TV
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is to defecate, in public,
on our President--
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Oh, Jane, please--
And, you, Marty.
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You are their collaborator.
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You put these repulsive,
awful people on TV, which is
all they want to begin with.
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So, thanks, mission
accomplished!
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We go live now to Altoona,
Pennsylvania,
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and we’re being joined by
Mrs. Janet Hofstadter.
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Welcome, Mrs. Hofstadter.
You are what used to be called
a "Gold Star Mom."
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That’s right, Marty.
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And your son,
Corporal Gordon Hofstadter,
was killed in action?
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July eighth of this year.
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And you were detained
by the Secret Service
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for heckling the President.
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What exactly
did you say to him?
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I stood up
and I asked him,
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"Why did my son die?"
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"Why did my son die"?
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And he didn’t
answer me.
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And I asked
again and again.
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And then I was grabbed
by the arms and taken out.
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Why did you say that
to the President?
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Because no one else will.
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They told us there was
a threat to America.
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But the "weapons of mass
destruction" weren’t there.
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The nuclear program wasn’t
there. The threat wasn’t there.
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And here’s the President,
surrounded by his supporters
and his "yes" men,
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and they’re
talking happy talk
about his war.
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I have the right, Mr. Clark.
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I have the right to ask him,
why did my son die?
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Thank you. David...
what do you have to say
about all of that?
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Well, first of all, I’d say,
"Mrs. Hofstadter,
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I honor you
for your sacrifice.
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I had an older brother
who gave his life in Vietnam.
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And believe me,
if I had one wish...
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If I had... one wish...
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I would wish...
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...for your son
to come back.
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Because I know he would
tell us all...
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how important
this struggle is.
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This is an important
struggle for all,
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for the safety and security
of all Americans
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and how proud he is
to have served his country.
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Frankly, sir, I don’t think you
know my son well enough to--
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Thank you, Mrs. Hofstadter.
Thank you so much.
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We’ll be back after
these messages.
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Oh, thank you. Mmm!
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Bring it on.
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There is no way you’re gonna
tell me that wasn’t planned.
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It was not planned.
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Oh, come on!
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I’ve been hearing
about you forever.
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You’re supposed to be
the smartest guy in D.C.
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Well, look. The smartest guy
in D.C. just fucked up, okay?
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I just--
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I blanked out on live TV.
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Never had that happen before.
It was great.
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You were like... crying.
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It was, like,
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so... sincere.
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See, that’s the thing.
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You have this credibility.
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I mean, you and I are
basically saying the same shit,
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but people treat me like
I’m some sort of circus act.
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Do you believe
that stuff you say?
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Yes!
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Well, I mean, you know.
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I mean, come on,
it’s words, it's a game.
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You say whatever
it takes to win.
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Well, maybe that’s
your problem.
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Okay.
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So you believe what you say.
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You believe a soldier would come
back and be, like, "By the way,
thanks for getting me killed"?
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No, I don’t believe that.
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Okay, okay.
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Couple tricks
I can teach you.
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Oh...
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That waiter keeps winking
at you.
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Oh. I think I knew him once.
You were saying?
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Okay. Here’s the thing.
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You want the audience
to see you thinking.
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You get a question. You already
know what you’re gonna say. It's
some dumb-ass talking point.
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But you think about it.
You drag it out. You go--
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Well... Marty...
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that...
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...is really interesting.
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See?
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Thinking.
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Okay.
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Ask me a question.
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Okay.
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Well, Jane. Tell me.
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What color panties are
you wearing tonight?
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Well... Marty...
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...I’m not wearing any panties!
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See? I’m fun.
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I’m so much fun.
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And the men in this town,
they’re such emasculated
pussies.
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They’re all afraid of me.
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And why is that?
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Maybe they just
don’t like you.
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No, seriously.
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Maybe it’s the force
of your intellect.
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Well, there’s not much
I can do about that.
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You know
why I like you?
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I’ve known you over an hour,
and you haven’t made one
single joke about my name.
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That’s all I get
from these bozos.
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"Meat Cleaver," "June Cleaver,"
"Beaver Cleaver."
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Well, that’d just be rude.
I hardly know you.
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Well, we can fix that...
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...in a hurry.
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What’d you have in mind?
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Well... Marty...
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Sorry, honey,
I gotta take that.
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No.
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It’s POTUS.
That’s my POTUS tone.
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Oh, Jesus. Can I listen?
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Murch here.
David. Catch you
at a bad time?
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No, no, not at all.
That’s not the President.
That’s Kurt Rand.
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It’s the same thing.
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David?
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Sorry, Kurt.
I just, uh...
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I had someone he--
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...someone here.
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It’s not Jane Cleaver,
is it?
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No.
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Well, tell her "hi" if it is.
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Hey, we caught you today
on the Clark show.
POTUS was watching.
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I don’t know what happened
there. I must have had
some kind of brain fart.
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No, listen, he loved it.
He was moved by it.
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Moved by it?
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Hell, yes.
That’s why I'm calling.
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That bit about the wish
and the soldier coming back,
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that’s great stuff, man.
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He wants to use it
in the stump speech.
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Whoo!
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Jesus, be my guest.
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But here’s the thing.
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He said it to you.
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You just went on the Clark
show and repeated it. Okay?
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Of course. We all know what
a silver-tongued debater
the pre--
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Something wrong?
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No. No, everything’s fine.
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Hmhh. Well, good work.
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You tell Janie bye-bye, okay?
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Bye, Kurt.
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Bye, Janie.
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Oh... I am so gonna
make you scream.
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Power is the ultimate
aphrodisiac.
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Henry Kissinger said that.
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In D.C., even second-hand power
has its compensations.
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That’s why America
is number one.
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My, God, he’s good.
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They just adore him.
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What is it?
What has he got?
It’s a gift.
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He’s not stupid, but he has
a way of making stupid people
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feel like they’re just
as smart as he is.
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Oh! Wait. Shh!
I think this is it!
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I suffer.
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I suffer when I see
those numbers every day.
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I see ’em before you do.
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And I tell my staff,
I tell ’em all the time--
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If I could have one wish,
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one big wish,
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I’d bring those brave,
young Americans back.
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Because, if they could
come back,
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I think I know what
they would say.
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He was wrong about that.
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Dead wrong.
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The first incident took place
less than 48 hours later,
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when the regular night flight
arrived at Dover
Air Force Base,
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carrying a brand-new batch
of caskets from the war.
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Left face!
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Left face!
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Forward, march!
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...
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halt!
251
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:54,317
Fall out!
252
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,025
Copy that.
253
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,290
We’ve got another civilian
taking pictures.
254
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,465
Newspaper guys again?
255
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,857
Don’t know.
256
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:15,817
Main thing is,
secure the camera.
257
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,487
Copy.
258
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:36,403
Seen a figure. Running around
back of the hangar.
259
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:37,969
Could be inside by now.
260
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,898
Sir?
261
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,552
You are trespassing
262
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,773
on a United States
military installation.
263
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:02,037
I suggest you make
yourself known, sir.
264
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,174
Sir?
265
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,827
There are no cameras
allowed here.
266
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:16,573
It is against the policy
of the U.S. military
to allow cameras--
267
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,080
Sir!
268
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:56,613
What the...
269
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,143
Stop! Stop there!
270
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,537
Stop! Please, stop!
271
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:11,280
Look. I know you’re alive.
We’ll send a medic to help.
Just, please, stop!
272
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,167
Fuck!
273
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,170
Freeze!
274
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,895
At ease, soldier.
275
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:17,694
Peggy Pepper’s daughter
came and took us out
to the Wounded Steer.
276
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:21,176
Have you tried that buffet?
I love those croutons they have.
277
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,047
Sorry, Mom,
gotta take this.
278
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,353
Murch.
279
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,834
What?
280
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:31,317
Yeah. I’m just dying to do
his show again after he
called me a dick on the air.
281
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,362
Hey, can I call you back?
I’m with my mom.
282
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,582
His hip never
really healed up
283
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,888
after that truck accident
he had.
284
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,935
Slow down.
285
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,980
You drive so darn fast.
286
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,417
Sorry, Mom.
287
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,374
Murch.
288
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,812
He what?
289
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:51,424
Well, fire his ass!
You don’t need me
to tell you that!
290
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,600
Listen, can I call you back?
I’m with my mother.
291
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:13,184
Patty Ranahan’s boy came by
to see her last night.
292
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,448
He stood
outside the window,
293
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,101
in the moonlight,
she said.
294
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:19,321
So she went
out on the patio.
295
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,107
He just wanted
to tell her good-bye.
296
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,589
Patty Ranahan?
297
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:29,810
Isn’t she the one-- Wasn't her
son killed in the war?
298
00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,812
Yes, that’s him.
299
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:34,989
I thought it was odd
when she told me.
300
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:37,861
Well, what?
Is she off her meds?
301
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:40,777
Oh, I don’t know, dear.
302
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:43,302
Maybe I just got
the details wrong.
303
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:53,877
He liked chocolates.
304
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:56,097
Well, you’re
making some little
squirrel very happy.
305
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:06,629
Oh, go on.
306
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,588
You can answer it.
No, no, no.
307
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:12,505
It’s just my-- It's a woman
I’ve been seeing... on and off.
308
00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:14,289
Oh?
309
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,944
Have I heard
about this one?
310
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:18,989
Actually, it’s Jane Cleaver.
311
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,861
From TV?
312
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:23,080
Oh, you be careful, hon.
313
00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:25,953
She’s what we used
to call a "skank."
314
00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:35,136
Hey, Mom,
wait here a minute.
315
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,359
Hey! Buddy!
316
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:46,103
Hey, buddy, what the hell
are you doing?
317
00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:07,124
Mom! Get in the car!
318
00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:08,474
Lock the door!
319
00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,473
God... damn!
320
00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:07,402
What happened? Those men,
they looked like they--
321
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,709
Look, Mom, I don’t know
what they--
322
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:14,496
I don’t know who they were,
okay, but we’re safe now,
so you can relax.
323
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,589
Murch.
324
00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:23,374
David, we got us a little
situation developing here.
325
00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:26,116
If I tell you what it is,
you’re gonna think I'm crazy.
326
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,509
Yeah? Try me.
327
00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:35,517
All vets?
Veterans of the current
engagement, to be precise.
328
00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:38,912
You know that little speech
of yours about the soldier
coming back?
329
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:42,089
Yeah?
That one is no longer
in heavy rotation.
330
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,529
Hope you haven’t just eaten.
331
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:51,359
Oh, Jesus!
332
00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,056
Yeah. I told you.
333
00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:01,978
David, I’d like you to meet
334
00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:05,721
PFC Bobby Earl Beeler.
335
00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:07,288
Well, say "hi," peckerwood.
336
00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:10,204
Oh, sorry. You can’t say hi.
No vocal cords.
337
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:12,685
You could wave, though,
if you had any manners.
338
00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:16,471
Private Beeler here died
on the operating table,
339
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,343
after which he put up
a hell of a fuss.
340
00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:21,084
How many of these...
341
00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:24,392
...of these cases are there?
342
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:27,482
About two dozen,
that we know about.
343
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:31,530
Word’s getting around, but the
papers are afraid to touch it
’cause it's so damn lurid.
344
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,096
They’re
on the streets, Kurt!
345
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:35,142
There’s no hushing
this one up.
346
00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:38,667
I figure we have a day or two.
After that, we need
a good solid lie.
347
00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,321
But what is happening?
348
00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:42,584
How can a dead soldier
get up--
349
00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:45,848
Don’t know, buddy-roe.
That’s why we got this lab.
350
00:25:45,892 --> 00:25:48,590
The thing is,
you can’t kill 'em,
351
00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:49,896
and God knows we’ve tried.
352
00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:55,423
Here. You wanna try?
353
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,425
No. Thanks.
354
00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:03,126
Shoot ’em,
they keep on coming.
355
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,389
Cut ’em up in pieces,
the pieces keep coming.
356
00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,522
We amputated his leg,
and you know what it did?
357
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:10,656
Damn thing kicked a doctor
square in the ass!
358
00:26:10,699 --> 00:26:13,702
Not to be premature,
but I’m thinking supernatural.
359
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:18,577
He feels it, Kurt.
You see?
360
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,404
He feels pain.
361
00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:22,058
Ah, hell.
He volunteered.
362
00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:34,636
Somethin’
to think about, huh?
363
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,943
Soldier
who can’t be killed.
364
00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:39,598
Takes a lickin’
and keeps on tickin’.
365
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:42,078
I mean, shoot, our recruitment
numbers are in the sewer.
366
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:45,604
If we could keep the same
dead G.I.s out on the
battlefield forever--
367
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:48,737
that’s like
the answer to a prayer.
Kurt.
368
00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:51,174
Why do you think
they came back?
369
00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:53,437
What do you suppose
they want?
370
00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:56,397
Couldn’t be
the disability benefits.
371
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,747
A day later, when the story
broke wide,
372
00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:01,271
we found out what they wanted.
373
00:27:01,315 --> 00:27:03,665
And coincidentally, we found
out how to kill them.
374
00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:11,804
Excuse me, sir.
375
00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:37,568
Robert? Robert Buntin?
376
00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,702
Why are you here?
377
00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:42,661
What do you want,
Robert?
378
00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,016
You wanna vote?
379
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,847
Do you have your I.D.?
380
00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:06,075
Do you need instructions?
You know how to use
the punch card?
381
00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:10,297
Then you can go
right over there.
382
00:28:14,344 --> 00:28:16,956
It’s, uh, good
to see you, Robert.
383
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:33,276
Where is he?
384
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,061
Over there.
385
00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:36,410
He’s voting.
386
00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:02,871
He’s dead.
He’s really dead.
387
00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:12,533
A miracle, Marty.
388
00:29:12,576 --> 00:29:16,624
Nothing less
than a pure miracle.
389
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,887
It is the hand of God
390
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:21,629
reaching down to touch
our nation,
391
00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:23,936
our blessed President,
392
00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:27,678
our brave warriors,
and their grieving families.
393
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:33,075
He is the resurrection
and the life.
394
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:35,251
Amen.
Hmm.
395
00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:38,211
In addition to
the San Francisco incident,
396
00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:40,996
we now have confirmed reports
of resurrected soldiers
397
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,345
in Boston, Detroit,
398
00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:44,913
the Florida panhandle,
399
00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:47,568
and several cases
here in D.C.
400
00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:49,439
Jane?
Well, Marty,
401
00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:52,312
far be it from me
to offend members
of a loser religion,
402
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:55,837
but if I’m an Islamofascist
right now, I have to take this
as an omen.
403
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,448
Talk about "Our God Is Bigger
Than Your God..."
404
00:29:58,492 --> 00:30:02,235
So you’re saying that
all of this is just a stamp
of Heavenly Approval?
405
00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:05,368
I’m sure our atheist liberal
friends are looking for
a different way to spin it.
406
00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:08,850
But if you remember
what our President said
a couple of weeks ago--
407
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:12,462
how he wished that our fallen
soldiers could come back
and tell us how they felt
408
00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:15,596
about the sacrifice
they made in this great cause--
409
00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:19,121
Well, that’s exactly what we're
seeing now. Not even death will
stop the march of freedom.
410
00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:22,385
That’s a Murch line
if I ever heard one.
411
00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:23,778
Which raises
another point.
412
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:27,173
The marine in San Francisco,
Sergeant Robert Buntin,
413
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:31,655
we had reports that
he went to an early
voter registration center
414
00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:33,832
and cast a vote
for president.
415
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,746
Now, Jane,
is that legal?
416
00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:39,750
Well, Marty,
417
00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:41,840
the laws vary by state.
418
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,319
There are two questions here.
419
00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:46,018
Are the soldiers
legally dead?
420
00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:48,759
Is undead the same as dead?
421
00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:51,632
And, two: This man
is a hero who died fighting
for this country.
422
00:30:51,675 --> 00:30:54,243
Who’s gonna tell him he doesn't
have the right to vote?
423
00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:56,332
The right to vote is...
424
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:58,813
David, you have
transformed that gal.
425
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,381
She’s-- She's so damn credible.
426
00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,731
Just gave her a couple
of talking points.
427
00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:07,735
What do you say, Kathy?
Think we could put
this gal in office?
428
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:10,390
Something small at first.
Maybe the Senate.
429
00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:14,133
God, can you see her
in a debate? With him
feedin’ her lines?
430
00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:18,572
And those legs of hers
in a little leather mini?
Yeah, like you care.
431
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,922
If you want to talk
about precedent, Marty,
432
00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:23,751
in Chicago, dead people have
been voting since time began.
433
00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:26,014
Nasty...
434
00:31:26,058 --> 00:31:28,756
We’ll take this break.
We’ll be right back.
435
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,932
Gentlemen, I think we have
created a monster.
436
00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:33,543
Smile, bad boy.
You done good.
437
00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:36,024
We don’t know
what we’re messing
with here, Kurt.
438
00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:38,984
This could jump right up
and bite us on the ass.
439
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:42,030
Well, it jumped, and it bit.
What’s his problem?
440
00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:44,032
The dead wanted to vote,
all right.
441
00:31:44,076 --> 00:31:46,513
They just didn’t want
to vote for us.
442
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:50,212
Mmm. I saw one of those
things today.
443
00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:54,956
I was in Caffeine City, and
I looked out the window. It was,
like, oh, God, there it was.
444
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,786
I mean, I always liked guys
in uniform, but only with,
like, some skin.
445
00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:00,527
Mmm. I think he knew me.
446
00:32:05,097 --> 00:32:06,272
Murch.
447
00:32:09,188 --> 00:32:10,102
What?
448
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:18,066
Hey! My segment’s
after the commercial.
Not now. We got a talker.
449
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:20,808
Have you ever
been to war, sir?
450
00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:23,985
You’ve seen
men get killed?
451
00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:28,033
No. No, I had
a medical, uh...
452
00:32:28,076 --> 00:32:30,557
I’ve seen men
get killed, sir...
453
00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:34,126
...for a lie.
454
00:32:35,518 --> 00:32:38,304
Women and children
killed for a lie.
455
00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:41,394
I’ve seen my friends
456
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:44,266
killed for a lie.
457
00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:48,618
I was killed for a lie.
458
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,144
What is it
you want, Sergeant?
459
00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,884
We want one thing.
460
00:32:55,712 --> 00:32:56,800
We want to vote.
461
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:02,023
And we’ll vote for anyone
462
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:04,112
who ends this evil war.
463
00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:11,946
Bastard.
464
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,383
It’s as if
the bowels in hell
465
00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:18,518
had opened and disgorged
these demons in our midst,
466
00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:21,260
these Satanic spawn devils
467
00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:22,870
that walk among us.
468
00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:24,654
The end is near.
469
00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:28,919
It is at hand,
and we must beg
God’s forgiveness
470
00:33:28,963 --> 00:33:32,140
for our sins and immorality
that has brought
471
00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:35,709
this plague upon this
once-great nation.
472
00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:37,537
We’re looking at shots
here of Baltimore,
473
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,888
but as you know,
the government
today declared
474
00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:44,587
that all zombie soldiers
are a public health threat
475
00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:46,372
pending further tests.
476
00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:50,289
So how about it, Jane?
Do these deceased
veterans have rights,
477
00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:53,292
and are they being violated?
478
00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:55,946
The fact is, Marty,
they’ve studied
these creatures,
479
00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:58,471
and they have no
higher brain function.
480
00:33:58,514 --> 00:34:00,777
Their intelligence level
is basically
that of a liberal.
481
00:34:00,821 --> 00:34:02,431
Do you let ’em vote?
482
00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:05,695
As I’ve always said,
you stand by the law.
483
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:07,567
The law says
deceased voters
484
00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:09,743
are supposed
to be routinely purged
from the voting rolls.
485
00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:11,440
But you said last week--
486
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:15,879
On top of which, Marty,
these things,
they’re turncoats.
487
00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:18,534
They’ve betrayed their country
and their government
and their fellow soldiers,
488
00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:21,276
And they’re giving aid
and comfort to the enemy.
489
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,453
Now as I said,
they’re brain-dead. Maybe
they’re not responsible.
490
00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:26,760
Maybe they won’t go to hell.
Verily, they shall!
491
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:29,284
So. What’s
the solution?
492
00:34:29,328 --> 00:34:32,766
Monsters, traitors--
there’s one solution
for both.
493
00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:36,204
Mobs... torches... pitchforks.
494
00:34:38,859 --> 00:34:41,644
The face of this war
had always been ugly.
495
00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:44,299
We’d always tried to hide it
from the public,
496
00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:47,389
but then, they were among us,
497
00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:50,740
these dead young men,
these "monsters,"
498
00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:54,744
demanding only that we look
at that face and acknowledge
what we had done.
499
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:57,356
Son!
500
00:34:57,399 --> 00:34:59,662
You shouldn’t be out here
in this rain.
501
00:35:09,455 --> 00:35:11,457
This’ll keep you warm
for a bit.
502
00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:15,025
You want something to eat?
503
00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:16,940
We have some coffee.
504
00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:23,382
We-- We know
what you’ve--
505
00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:28,082
We want you to know
that somebody
506
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:31,129
does appreciate you.
507
00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:34,349
We have a boy--
508
00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:35,785
our Jim.
509
00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:38,353
He’s over there, too.
510
00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:44,707
We don’t complain. We know
that some are called to duty.
511
00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:47,710
But we pray every night
512
00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:52,237
that he will come
back home
513
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,240
alive and--
514
00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,287
That’s Beulah.
515
00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:02,290
That’s his dog.
516
00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,686
It’s okay.
517
00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:10,516
It’s all right.
518
00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:11,908
It’s all right.
519
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:16,304
What’s your name, son?
520
00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:26,662
"Michael."
521
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:29,317
Michael.
522
00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:31,972
That’s a nice name.
523
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:35,932
Michael?
524
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,761
I’m Irene.
525
00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,678
Irene Baker.
526
00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:50,120
Are you from around here,
Michael?
527
00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:04,961
God damn it, why don’t they
do something?
528
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:08,487
Eat a brain, or bite somebody’s
throat out, or something,
God damn it.
529
00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:10,010
At least we’d have an excuse
to round ’em up.
530
00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:12,665
We are rounding them up,
Kurt.
531
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:15,755
You grab one, and another one
pops up. We don’t have
the manpower for this!
532
00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:17,974
The whole damn National
Guard’s overseas!
533
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:20,281
Meanwhile--
534
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:22,283
Five days to election, and
our numbers are off a cliff,
535
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:24,851
like Wile E. damn Coyote,
and you know why?
536
00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:27,897
’Cause we got these
undead creeps at every
damn mall and bus stop
537
00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:29,943
looking all-shot-up
and pitiful!
538
00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:31,423
They do make quite
an impression.
539
00:37:31,466 --> 00:37:34,426
What if we just
ignored ’em?
540
00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:36,166
Say what?
541
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:37,429
Just treat ’em
like regular vets.
542
00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:42,738
Welcome home,
our heroic sons.
543
00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:44,523
Let ’em do
what they want to.
544
00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:47,395
Let ’em sit around.
Let ’em vote.
545
00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:50,050
What are you now,
the zombie rights advocate?
Why not?
546
00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:52,357
How many of them
are there?
547
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,010
What is it,
a couple hundred now?
548
00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:56,317
They oughta max out soon.
549
00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:58,450
Not necessarily.
550
00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:00,887
We got quite a few
dead ones we’re keeping
off the books.
551
00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:05,021
Even so, a few hundred votes
is not gonna swing
a national election.
552
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:06,545
Florida.
553
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:09,461
Point withdrawn.
554
00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:11,506
It’s not just
their damn votes.
555
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:14,683
It’s all the live people
they’re getting to!
556
00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:16,555
Tell me something.
557
00:38:16,598 --> 00:38:18,557
The military vote
is ours. Always.
558
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,560
How come we can’t find
one dead soldier on our side?
559
00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:27,305
If they died for a cause
they believe in,
560
00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:29,872
they’re at peace.
561
00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:31,483
They’ve got no reason
to come back.
562
00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:37,010
How did you know that?
’Cause I started it all.
563
00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:38,664
Remember?
564
00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:40,361
"If I had one wish?"
565
00:38:42,058 --> 00:38:44,104
I wish you had
that wish back.
566
00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:49,979
If that’s true...
567
00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,201
...the majority
of dead soldiers
support the war.
568
00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:56,029
They haven’t come back.
569
00:38:56,072 --> 00:38:58,379
Oh... tough sell, Kurt.
570
00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:02,035
"Look at all the soldiers
that support our President
by staying dead."
571
00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:04,994
Well, then,
give me an idea!
572
00:39:06,256 --> 00:39:08,650
The three of us sold a war,
damn it!
573
00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:12,045
We sold a war based on nothing
but horse shit and elbow grease!
574
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:13,786
We are the best
in the goddamn game!
575
00:39:13,829 --> 00:39:16,832
It’s not
a goddamn game, Kurt!
576
00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:20,401
Why do you think
this is happening?
Because we sold a war
577
00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:22,621
based on nothing
but horse shit
and elbow grease!
578
00:39:22,664 --> 00:39:24,797
And those poor motherfuckers
died for it!
579
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,321
Excuse me.
There is no defeatist
rhetoric in this room!
580
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:34,284
Where are you going?
I’m gonna get drunk within
an inch of my life.
581
00:39:34,328 --> 00:39:36,722
Then I’m gonna sleep
for eight hours straight
582
00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:39,768
while you go find a soldier
who was proud to give his life
583
00:39:39,812 --> 00:39:42,380
for horse shit
and elbow grease!
584
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:43,990
Hold it!
585
00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:48,037
You know how
to piss me off.
586
00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:52,085
But you’re
a goddamn genius.
587
00:40:06,273 --> 00:40:08,710
Which one is he?
They’ll find him.
588
00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:10,277
We keep records.
589
00:40:13,236 --> 00:40:16,326
Cheer up, weepy.
You’re finally
gonna get your wish.
590
00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:18,024
This blows, Kurt.
591
00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:21,549
See, I blame Mrs. Janet
Hofstadter for all this.
592
00:40:21,593 --> 00:40:25,118
Going on TV, mouthing off,
making you cry like that.
593
00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:26,424
She’s fair game now.
594
00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:29,688
And that’s her boy,
right there--
595
00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:31,646
Corporal Gordon Hofstadter.
596
00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:34,040
How’s that for symbolic value?
597
00:40:38,697 --> 00:40:42,091
How would you like to be
on the Marty Clark Show?
598
00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:48,097
Can you talk,
Corporal?
599
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:53,059
Then may I ask,
why don’t you?
600
00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:56,149
Hurts.
601
00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:57,455
Ah.
602
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:01,720
We have a prepared statement.
603
00:41:01,763 --> 00:41:05,854
If it would be more convenient,
we could have someone read it
for you on the show,
604
00:41:05,898 --> 00:41:08,466
and you could simply
nod your head "yes."
605
00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:12,426
Would you like
to read it?
606
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,799
So... you don’t support
the war.
607
00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:39,975
You don’t support
the President.
608
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:43,283
That would be
too much to ask.
609
00:41:43,326 --> 00:41:48,810
Why did you go to war, Corporal?
To protect your homeland,
your family?
610
00:41:48,854 --> 00:41:50,551
To protect
your loved ones, right?
611
00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:53,554
Those are noble reasons.
612
00:41:53,598 --> 00:41:55,295
What’s the mom's
number?
613
00:41:55,338 --> 00:41:56,775
Speed dial "1".
614
00:41:58,907 --> 00:42:02,128
Rand here.
Put Mrs. Hofstadter
on the line, if you would.
615
00:42:04,696 --> 00:42:07,786
Your mother would like to have
a little chat with you, Gordon.
616
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,573
Gordon? Honey?
Is it you?
617
00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:14,706
Yeah, Ma.
618
00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:16,838
I love you, honey.
619
00:42:16,882 --> 00:42:19,624
They said I could only have
a second to speak to you,
but...
620
00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:22,583
there’s a paper
they want you to sign?
621
00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:26,239
It might be best
if you signed it, honey.
622
00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:29,590
But you should do what
your conscience di--
623
00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:34,334
It might be best
if you signed it, Gordon.
624
00:42:34,377 --> 00:42:38,425
God, there’s so much
I want to say, but
I’m proud of you, honey.
625
00:42:38,468 --> 00:42:42,168
And I love you.
I love you, Ma.
626
00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:43,517
I’m--
627
00:42:46,389 --> 00:42:48,783
Did your mom give you
some good advice, Gordon?
628
00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:10,065
Ohh!
629
00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:40,443
You can let Mrs. Hofstadter
go now.
630
00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:43,011
I don’t want her bothered
any more. Understand?
631
00:43:43,055 --> 00:43:46,232
No. This is David Murch.
Mr. Rand...
632
00:43:48,321 --> 00:43:50,497
Mr. Rand can’t come
to the phone now.
633
00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:59,027
I don’t understand it.
634
00:43:59,071 --> 00:44:01,334
Why me?
635
00:44:01,377 --> 00:44:05,251
And why did I have to be
the focus of all this?
636
00:44:07,122 --> 00:44:09,690
So awful about Kurt.
637
00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:11,474
Just awful.
638
00:44:11,518 --> 00:44:14,390
I guess Kathy moves
into his job.
639
00:44:14,434 --> 00:44:15,740
Yeah, I guess.
640
00:44:17,219 --> 00:44:18,525
Who moves into her job?
641
00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:22,094
Why do you ask?
642
00:44:22,137 --> 00:44:25,401
David, I want
to be an insider.
643
00:44:25,445 --> 00:44:28,753
I want to have real power,
like you.
644
00:44:28,796 --> 00:44:31,320
I’m learning so much from you.
It’s amazing, even to me.
645
00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:34,976
But, Jane, you’re funny.
You’re photogenic.
646
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:37,109
You’re more useful
in front of the cameras.
647
00:44:37,152 --> 00:44:38,763
Yeah, but I won’t be
35 forever.
648
00:44:40,721 --> 00:44:41,853
You’re 41.
649
00:44:41,896 --> 00:44:46,466
David... I want to be
your protégé.
650
00:44:46,509 --> 00:44:48,120
I want you to groom me.
651
00:44:51,776 --> 00:44:54,735
You want me to kiss
- the dead marine?
- No.
652
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,219
Is something wrong?
653
00:45:00,262 --> 00:45:05,833
Jane... Kurt Rand was like
a big brother to me.
654
00:45:05,877 --> 00:45:07,182
I watched him die today.
655
00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:11,883
I watched... him die.
656
00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:15,451
I have never seen...
657
00:45:16,539 --> 00:45:17,715
anyone--
658
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:21,936
Jesus. What is it
with you?
659
00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:26,767
It’s like there's an answer
to all this. I know it.
I know it’s right there.
660
00:45:26,811 --> 00:45:29,639
Right in front of me,
but I can’t see it.
661
00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:33,948
I can’t...
put my hand on it.
662
00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:39,693
Of course, I didn’t have
long to wait
663
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,304
before the answer
put its hand on me.
664
00:45:42,348 --> 00:45:46,308
But when you put these
formerly deceased veterans
in internment camps,
665
00:45:46,352 --> 00:45:49,050
aren’t you questioning
their patriotism, David?
666
00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:53,576
Aren’t you really saying
that they’re a menace--
Of course not. Marty.
667
00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:55,578
The Formerly Deceased Veterans
are in medical quarantine.
668
00:45:55,622 --> 00:45:59,147
I’m pleased to say
they’ve been cleared.
669
00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:01,584
We hope to have them processed
and back on the streets
by Monday.
670
00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:03,369
So they can vote
on Tuesday?
671
00:46:03,412 --> 00:46:06,546
No one
in this administration
672
00:46:06,589 --> 00:46:10,550
would contest the right
of these brave men
and women to vote.
673
00:46:10,593 --> 00:46:12,857
And I resent that
implication, Marty.
674
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:15,773
My brother gave his life
in Vietnam.
675
00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:17,470
So you deny
the allegations.
676
00:46:17,513 --> 00:46:19,689
Allegations?
677
00:46:19,733 --> 00:46:21,866
All over the Web today--
liberal Websites.
678
00:46:21,909 --> 00:46:27,045
Here’s one:
"LiberumArbitrium-dot-com."
It’s a typical blog.
679
00:46:27,088 --> 00:46:29,308
"One question for administration
mouthpiece David Murch,
680
00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:32,485
who trades on his respect
for veterans.
681
00:46:32,528 --> 00:46:34,966
If his brother did die
in Vietnam,
682
00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:37,577
why isn’t his name
on the Memorial Wall?"
683
00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:39,666
Well, that’s absurd.
It is.
684
00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:42,103
Where exactly, David?
685
00:46:43,931 --> 00:46:47,500
Well, I never found it.
686
00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:52,374
There are 40-some
thousand names--
687
00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:57,684
Marty, this-- this is a--
a baseless, cheap smear.
688
00:46:57,727 --> 00:47:00,730
This is despicable!
689
00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:04,256
According to the documents
produced on the Website
here on the screen,
690
00:47:04,299 --> 00:47:06,998
Lance Corporal Philip Murch
was honorably discharged
691
00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:10,088
and shipped home
to Silver Springs, Maryland
in March
692
00:47:10,131 --> 00:47:12,046
of 1971.
693
00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:20,881
You’re among friends, here,
David. Here’s your chance
to respond.
694
00:47:23,449 --> 00:47:25,538
All right.
695
00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:28,236
Before we go to break,
condolences, once again,
696
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,413
to the family of presidential
adviser Kurt Rand,
697
00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:33,720
dead at 52 of a massive
heart attack.
698
00:47:33,763 --> 00:47:34,939
We’ll be right back.
699
00:47:42,033 --> 00:47:46,254
We thought it was best
for you, sweetheart.
700
00:47:46,298 --> 00:47:49,605
When Philip came home,
he was...
701
00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:50,737
he was different.
702
00:47:52,739 --> 00:47:56,221
I don’t know if he'd gotten
into those drugs or what,
703
00:47:56,264 --> 00:47:58,005
but he wasn’t Philip
anymore.
704
00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:33,519
Mom said
to help her carry
the groceries.
705
00:48:33,562 --> 00:48:37,262
Squirt, you can’t
frighten people like that.
706
00:48:39,525 --> 00:48:41,005
Okay.
707
00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:46,706
Hold on a sec.
708
00:48:54,322 --> 00:48:57,630
Okay, but you’re gonna
help, too, okay, Squirt?
709
00:48:57,673 --> 00:48:58,587
Come on.
710
00:49:20,783 --> 00:49:23,612
You would never
have hurt Philip.
711
00:49:23,656 --> 00:49:26,876
You worshiped him, David.
712
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,227
You had no way of knowing.
713
00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:31,533
- Halt. Friend or foe?
- Whoa!
714
00:49:31,577 --> 00:49:34,101
Squirt, that’s not funny.
Put the gun down, okay?
715
00:49:34,145 --> 00:49:36,756
Friend or foe?
Put the gun down!
716
00:49:36,799 --> 00:49:39,019
Friend or foe?
Look, this is not a game.
Put it down!
717
00:49:45,808 --> 00:49:47,985
You’re dead. Get up.
Get up!
718
00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:09,615
You’ll see, Mommy.
719
00:50:09,658 --> 00:50:12,792
I’m going to wish.
I’m gonna wish
720
00:50:12,835 --> 00:50:16,100
for Philip to come back
and be okay.
721
00:50:16,143 --> 00:50:18,667
And he’ll tell
you we were just playing
a game.
722
00:50:18,711 --> 00:50:20,191
I know, baby.
723
00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:23,194
That’s gonna be my wish
for every day
724
00:50:23,237 --> 00:50:25,065
till he comes back
and be okay.
725
00:50:26,762 --> 00:50:27,589
You’re a good boy,
David.
726
00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:30,679
It was just a game.
727
00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:33,378
It was just a game.
728
00:50:35,554 --> 00:50:37,034
We hoped you’d forget...
729
00:50:39,384 --> 00:50:41,255
...if we didn’t
talk about it.
730
00:50:43,257 --> 00:50:44,954
And eventually you did.
731
00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:49,785
Son?
732
00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:52,266
Yeah?
733
00:50:52,310 --> 00:50:55,922
Do you think Philip
might come back?
734
00:50:55,965 --> 00:50:57,663
Patty Ranahan’s boy
came back.
735
00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:04,496
I would like to see him
one more time...
736
00:51:04,539 --> 00:51:05,497
before...
737
00:51:07,325 --> 00:51:08,587
I don’t know, Mom.
738
00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:11,807
I don’t know.
739
00:51:13,461 --> 00:51:15,724
I’d forgotten, all right.
740
00:51:15,768 --> 00:51:19,728
Mainly I forgot that you don’t
treat other people’s lives
as a game.
741
00:51:19,772 --> 00:51:22,731
Now I had over a thousand
Philips on my conscience.
742
00:51:24,385 --> 00:51:27,823
But they voted.
I saw to that.
743
00:51:27,867 --> 00:51:31,827
I went in to POTUS, and I gave
him the sales pitch of my life.
744
00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:35,222
And on election day,
by God, they voted.
745
00:51:35,266 --> 00:51:37,355
And when they’d made
their point
746
00:51:37,398 --> 00:51:40,009
and their voices
were heard,
747
00:51:40,053 --> 00:51:41,968
they were finally at peace.
748
00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:52,283
Exit polls indicate that
the incumbent is trailing
in these two key states.
749
00:51:52,326 --> 00:51:54,546
And obviously,
he needs those states.
750
00:51:54,589 --> 00:51:59,159
We will keep an eye
on that one. That’s gonna
be tight all night long.
751
00:51:59,203 --> 00:52:03,120
You know that this
is going to turn out to be,
752
00:52:03,163 --> 00:52:05,122
in history, the year
of the former...
753
00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:07,646
We’re down six in Ohio.
754
00:52:07,689 --> 00:52:08,647
How about Florida?
755
00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:12,041
Not as bad,
but bad enough.
756
00:52:13,565 --> 00:52:15,001
We played it wrong, David.
757
00:52:15,044 --> 00:52:18,309
I did what was right.
Yeah...
758
00:52:18,352 --> 00:52:22,051
Well, you put us
in a damn bad spot. And now
I have to make the call.
759
00:52:24,532 --> 00:52:26,534
You really have
to make the call?
760
00:52:26,578 --> 00:52:31,191
What should I do?
Let the other side
steal this election?
761
00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:33,672
Steal it?
762
00:52:33,715 --> 00:52:35,152
Jesus. Kathy,
they won it.
763
00:52:36,849 --> 00:52:38,851
Oh, no, they haven’t.
Not yet.
764
00:52:38,894 --> 00:52:41,767
Because we count
the votes.
765
00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:43,943
We do what’s best
for America, David.
766
00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:46,815
If the voters disagree,
767
00:52:46,859 --> 00:52:47,816
that’s their problem.
768
00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:55,128
It is a miracle comeback!
Unbelievable!
769
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:59,393
This is the story, friends.
With 89% of
the precincts reporting,
770
00:52:59,437 --> 00:53:02,353
the President has now
moved ahead in Ohio,
771
00:53:02,396 --> 00:53:05,573
and Florida is now
too close to call.
772
00:53:05,617 --> 00:53:08,750
The big story, the one
you want to look at is
773
00:53:08,794 --> 00:53:11,188
what happened to those early
exit polls that indicated
774
00:53:11,231 --> 00:53:13,755
that the President
was going down to defeat?
775
00:53:13,799 --> 00:53:16,062
Didn’t happen. Of course,
our news media
776
00:53:16,105 --> 00:53:19,631
have gotten that story wrong
once or twice in the past
as well!
777
00:53:19,674 --> 00:53:22,199
It was almost 4 a.m. before
they finally called it.
778
00:53:22,242 --> 00:53:25,724
Our side won.
Imagine that.
779
00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:34,776
Six weeks in Bora Bora.
That’s what we need.
780
00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:36,952
That’ll fix us right up.
781
00:53:39,738 --> 00:53:41,827
I can’t, David.
782
00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:43,959
I have to ramp up.
783
00:53:44,003 --> 00:53:45,831
Kathy wants me
on the team!
784
00:53:45,874 --> 00:53:47,093
Really!
785
00:53:48,399 --> 00:53:50,009
At her old job?
786
00:53:50,052 --> 00:53:52,446
No, you dumb shit.
Yours!
787
00:53:53,882 --> 00:53:55,667
She told me you
were packing it in.
788
00:53:57,843 --> 00:54:01,238
But you can still
be my... mentor
789
00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:02,935
and spiritual adviser.
790
00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:07,853
Jane!
791
00:54:07,896 --> 00:54:10,203
You’re so good to me!
792
00:54:32,051 --> 00:54:35,272
Kathy! What is it?
What’s happening?
793
00:54:35,315 --> 00:54:38,187
I’m about to catch
a helicopter.
794
00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:41,190
I advise you to get
the fuck out of town
till we figure out what do do.
795
00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:43,062
They’re all coming back!
796
00:54:47,762 --> 00:54:51,200
They’re coming out
of Arlington! All of them!
797
00:54:51,244 --> 00:54:53,638
World War II, Korea,
Vietnam.
798
00:54:53,681 --> 00:54:57,032
We said we’d count their votes,
but we didn’t.
799
00:54:57,076 --> 00:55:00,427
We lied. What were they
going to do?
800
00:55:00,471 --> 00:55:04,301
Well, they did what
soldiers always do.
801
00:55:04,344 --> 00:55:06,868
They called
for reinforcements.
802
00:55:06,912 --> 00:55:10,916
Come and get it, ya pansies!
Bring it on!
803
00:55:13,484 --> 00:55:14,833
I’m sorry, Jane.
804
00:55:17,226 --> 00:55:20,491
I never should have
opened my mouth.
805
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:38,422
Ah, shit.
806
00:55:45,298 --> 00:55:47,300
You’re the one
that called us back.
807
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,780
That’s right.
808
00:55:50,608 --> 00:55:54,307
You said we’d have a voice.
But you betrayed us.
809
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:56,570
That’s right.
810
00:55:56,614 --> 00:55:58,224
I got it comin’.
811
00:55:58,267 --> 00:56:01,619
So go on. I’m not afraid.
Do what you’re gonna do.
812
00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:04,709
Help us.
813
00:56:04,752 --> 00:56:06,667
Help you?
814
00:56:06,711 --> 00:56:08,756
Join us.
815
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,193
We’re lookin'
for a few good men.
816
00:56:14,849 --> 00:56:16,851
Hi, Squirt.
817
00:56:16,895 --> 00:56:18,287
Friend or foe?
818
00:56:21,813 --> 00:56:22,944
Philip?
819
00:56:26,731 --> 00:56:28,167
Long time
no see.
820
00:56:32,911 --> 00:56:35,217
You did your best,
little brother.
821
00:56:35,261 --> 00:56:38,177
I’d be proud to fight
beside you.
822
00:56:46,228 --> 00:56:49,449
The government continues,
in exile.
823
00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:52,539
But Washington, D.C. is ours.
824
00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:56,238
We are here to stay,
all across this country,
825
00:56:56,282 --> 00:56:58,806
an army of fighters,
one million strong,
826
00:56:58,850 --> 00:57:03,289
who laid down our lives
to defend the land we love.
827
00:57:03,332 --> 00:57:05,683
But know this truth:
828
00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:08,468
Our lives are precious.
829
00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:12,341
And if you ever again
send our brothers and sisters
830
00:57:12,385 --> 00:57:16,737
to give their lives
for a needless, pointless lie,
831
00:57:16,781 --> 00:57:21,481
then we guarantee
that you will see
the true face of war:
832
00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:23,744
the face of hell.
833
00:57:31,883 --> 00:57:34,320
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834
00:57:43,068 --> 00:57:45,505
♪ Can’t tell ya
where I’ve been ♪
835
00:57:47,812 --> 00:57:50,162
♪ Can’t tell ya
what I’ve seen ♪
836
00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:55,341
♪ Can’t tell ya
what I’ve known ♪
837
00:57:57,822 --> 00:57:59,867
♪ This curse is in the way
838
00:58:04,872 --> 00:58:09,311
♪ So help me,
help me ♪
839
00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:11,923
♪ I’m headin' off to war ♪
840
00:58:14,055 --> 00:58:18,799
♪ So help me,
help me ♪
841
00:58:18,843 --> 00:58:21,323
♪ I’m headin' off to war ♪
842
00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:28,330
♪ So help me,
help me ♪
843
00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:30,202
♪ I’m headin' off to war ♪
844
00:58:32,944 --> 00:58:37,862
♪ So help me,
help me ♪
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