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Thank you.

Don't move.

Get undressed.

I said, get undressed. Are you deaf?

No, but it's not okay, is it?

Do you want me to call the police?

No, no, no.

Le pantalon.

Allez vite.

Bien.

Bravo. Bel homme. Belle queue.

Inter à me faire bien jouir, mon mignon.

No, I...

Il faut que je me reconvertisse, mon pauvre.

La situation est impossible.

Tu veux dire nous reconvertir ? Car tu sais bien que je ne te laisserai jamais

seul dans ce monde sans pitié où les requins côtoient les ramulots.

Tiens.

Agence recherche chauffeur de maître. 160 francs par jour.

Allons-y.

Et moi ? Combine, comme d'habitude.

Ouais, ouais, ouais.

C'est à l'heure, hein ? Allons-y, alors.

I'll be in.

What a pain in the ass.

This poor Victor, he screwed us all up.

Well, I'm going to do my exercises.

What do you want? We've already paid everything.

I'm coming for the seat.

What seat?

The driver's seat.

Oh yes, that's true. This dear Victor had a six-month retirement permit, but

very little.

Well, excuse me, ladies.

I want to leave.

Wait a minute.

I suppose the agency has made you sign a contract.

That's right.

He wrote in a letter that I was hired by Mr. Victor Clafoutis

for a period of six months.

Since he died, I think the contract is annulled. Tell me that.

Excusez-moi pour cette question discrète, mais qui est la veuve?

Thank you.

Oh.

Thank you.

Qu'est-ce que c'est? C'est la bonne.

Madame vous demande.

Quelle madame?

Madame Fernande, la patronne.

Mon bon Max, j'aimerais votre avis aujourd'hui pour la façon de m'habiller.

Le temps se prête au vert.

But I like yellow.

Not too much yellow.

No.

Black, more or less. No.

Oh, maybe blue.

With the decollete.

What do you think?

I have no idea, madam.

Well, I think this girl will come back.

I don't understand.

You hired me as a driver, not a woman of honor, madam.

Can you pull my leg a little, please?

No, thank you, mademoiselle. No problem.

What's your name again?

Max.

Max, would you mind if I take off my panties?

Yes, madam.

Don't worry.

I beg your pardon, madam. I can't work in these conditions.

Oh, yeah.

Stay there, madam.

Don't move, I'll be back.

Are you looking for something mom?

No no no

Max?

Not.

justement j'étais en train d'étudier mon cours d'éducation sexuelle. C'est bien.

Ça marche bien ? Oui.

Et vous, combien elle mesure ? Non.

Monsieur, vous l'en demandez pour mon école ? Si, si, je vous assure, je dois

le rendre lundi. Non, non. Si, si, si.

Ma ? Vous êtes folle.

Vous préférez que j'appelle ma mère ? Non, mais...

Max? Max? Max just proved to me that the integral of a plus b to the infinity was

not equal to b plus a to the infinity.

I see. My little cat is full of resources, this young man.

In the meantime, I'm going to talk to him.

It's not the time for all these exercises.

Yes, yes.

Thank you.

Manu, Manu, j'ai cassé mon élastique de ma pilote. Mais si, Manu, mais regarde.

Oh, Manu, mais je t'assure, regarde.

Oh, mais pourquoi tu veux pas regarder?

Regarde, je te jure, je vais me faire disputer après.

Vas-y, regarde.

Oh, you're talking about a fucking bitch, little Collette.

Are you sure it wasn't you who wanted to rape him?

So what?

Manu is your friend.

You know what he risks for raping a minor.

Little bitch.

You'll see what you deserve.

No!

They're all wet.

No,

not here.

Yes, here.

Do you want to stay?

You okay?

I'm fine. You didn't see Colette? She didn't have her snack, you little freak.

Did you hear that?

Like that, neither seen nor known.

Oh, my God, I'm scared.

I feel like I'm going to devour you.

Stay strong, my dear Max.

You have a lot of races to do this afternoon.

Don't forget, Mom, that I need it for the dance lesson.

And me, to finish my painting.

And you, at night.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Je n'aurai plus à me rendre à vos ordres.

Le deuxième coup de midi vient de sonner la fin de mes six mots d'engagement.

Salaam alaikum.