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yeah look at the oh dad leaving his
clothes on the counter
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Okay.
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It's gonna happen this time.
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Right. No, no. We're gonna make a baby.
That's right.
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It's gonna happen.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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You almost done?
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Well, I mean, do you want me to stop?
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No, I just mean go ahead and come
whenever you want. Okay. Yeah.
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Hey, what's that?
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Is that a pregnancy test?
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Yes, and it's another negative.
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Another negative? Wait, I thought you
and my dad had given that up.
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No, we haven't. We're still trying. Your
dad said that he wanted to have another
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go at it when he got his prescription
for Viagra. And you know I really,
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really would love to be pregnant.
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It's my biggest dream.
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I just want to be a mom.
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Yeah, but Dad's getting pretty old,
isn't he?
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I mean...
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We had his sperm count done, and it was
a little low, but it wasn't impossible.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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We've just been trying for a while now.
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The fertility doctor gave me some new
stuff, so we're going to try these. I've
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just got to try and have your dad use
these, and we're going to see if I can
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get the plumbers going.
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Yeah, well, I mean, just got to be
positive about it. I'm sure it'll
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happen, right? Especially if he has
these now.
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Yeah, we'll see. I'm trying. We're
trying.
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We're trying.
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But, hey, you could always use a sperm
donor.
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Your father would have a fit.
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You know your dad is so macho and so
masculine that that would just really
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hurt his feelings.
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Yeah, yeah, he's pretty macho. But, I
mean, it's not the worst idea.
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It's not the worst idea.
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Right? I mean, he could have had a twin
brother.
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Maybe that would have helped. If he had
a twin brother, yeah.
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Right? That probably would help.
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Oh, hey, even his son, right?
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I'm just kidding.
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I'm just kidding.
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You're hilarious.
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What are you up to today?
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Well, actually, I think I'm about to go
over to my friend's house. Oh, nice.
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Have fun.
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Well, you guys have a good time.
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Well, thanks. I appreciate it. See you
later, sweetie.
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Hey.
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How's it going?
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Good. Where are you going? Are you going
to work? Yes, I'm headed to work.
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The game's on later. Will you record
that for me?
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Yeah, here.
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All right. Well, have a great day.
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Hey, thanks, Dad.
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Whoa.
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That's a little intense.
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Oh. Oh.
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Hey, Oliver. How are you doing?
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Hey.
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Yeah, he said he was going to work.
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Yeah, he has to go to work.
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Did you hear that in there?
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No, I didn't hear any of that. What was
it?
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Well, the doctor, the test came back.
Even after all the supplements and all
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the pills that they're giving your dad,
his sperm count is so low. It's not
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going to do it. So the doctor actually
agreed with what you said the other day,
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and he suggested that we use a sperm
donor.
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Nice. See, there you go.
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Well, I mean, the problem is, though,
your dad is not okay with it.
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Absolutely not, he said. He will not
have another man's sperm getting me
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pregnant. He says it's got to be his
because it's got to be his baby. It's
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got to be his genetics. It's got to look
like him. It's got to talk like him.
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It's impossible.
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Really makes me wish he had a brother.
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Right?
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That does bring me to a really awkward
question.
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So one thing I did ask my fertility
doctor about is the
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possibility of it being a genetically
close relative
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sperm, if that would be something that
could work. And she did say that a lot
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of families do that.
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A lot of husbands and wives do that with
a brother, you know, or something like
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that, or an uncle.
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Dad doesn't have a brother or an uncle.
I know that. So what do they say? Just
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say it.
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I was wondering, since you are just your
father's and your mom's son, you're not
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my son, you're my stepson.
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I was wondering, since you're 19 now,
you're actually prime.
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You're... sperm count is is really high
and
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even my fertility doctor suggested
possibly talking about
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using your sperm as a donor what i know
that's like i
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don't know if i can ask my stepson to be
my sperm donor but as weird as it is it
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does kind of make sense right I mean,
your father wouldn't know. It would be
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the perfect cover. He would think it
would be the perfect cover. It would
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protect his masculinity.
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It would get me pregnant.
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And, you know, it's on paper. It's fake.
It's not yours. So, what do you say? Do
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you mind? Okay, okay. I mean, what do I
have to even do?
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Oh, that's what she gave me. She told
me. Oh, my gosh.
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She told me that you could just come
into a cup.
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And then if you come in the cup, then
all I would have to do is make sure I
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can insert it into myself.
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And voila, we'll just be how it goes.
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So I just jerk off in that cup?
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Yeah.
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Do I do it right here?
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Oh, no, no. You should definitely have
your privacy.
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Yes, over here.
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Definitely do that in your room.
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Thank you so much, Stevie.
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I know this is really, really awkward.
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Yeah. But you heard that in there.
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So do you want me to go do that right
now?
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I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. Let's try it.
Let's see if it works.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God. All right.
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I can't believe you're going to do this.
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Well, yeah, that's how good it went.
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I knew this wasn't going to work.
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Are you having trouble?
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Yeah.
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Do you need a magazine or a porno?
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I mean, yeah, maybe something like that.
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What? Actually, maybe I could see some
of your cleavage or something.
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Mine? Yeah, that would probably help me
get the edge.
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Yeah, if it helps, yeah, let's do it. So
just my cleavage? Yeah, yeah, that's
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fine. Just band here?
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Oh, wow, yeah.
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Like this?
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Good? Yeah.
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Okay. Are you going to just drag off to
that?
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Do you want me to just hold the cup
here?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay, like that?
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Yeah.
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I don't think I'm going to watch, okay?
Is that okay?
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Okay.
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Oh, that's great.
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Thank you, sweetie. You're really doing
me a huge favor.
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You're doing me a huge favor. I'm going
to... Oh, damn.
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Oh, that's going to... Are you going to
come? That's going to make me come.
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You better get it in the cup.
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Wow, you got all... Okay,
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perfect.
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Thank you, sweetie.
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Okay, I'm going to go and...
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I'm going to go try that.
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Thank you so much.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Here's my face.
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All right.
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Let's see if it works.
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Yeah.
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Welcome. Come in.
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Hey, sweetie. Good morning.
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Hey.
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So, it didn't work.
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I have another negative pregnancy test.
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But my doctor did say that we keep
trying.
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She did think that maybe it wasn't
enough cum.
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So, I was wondering if you would be able
to fill up enough cum.
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to be the fat line.
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Yeah, but right now or?
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Yeah, so that's the other thing too.
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I need to actually track my ovulation
and make sure that when I'm doing this,
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that I'm ovulating.
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So I'm actually ovulating right now.
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Okay, okay.
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So yeah, so you could just jerk off into
this and I'll pour it into this.
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I mean, don't you want, like, the best
cum? Like, I want to give you, like, the
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most, um... Do you need me to throw you
my cleavage again?
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Um, no. I think maybe, like, maybe could
you, like, maybe jerk me off?
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Me?
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Yeah. I mean, I think that would be a
lot better. I mean, you'd get all of the
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cum, like, that vital, you know?
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Yeah, but that seems inappropriate if
I'm the one touching you, doesn't it?
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Well, I don't...
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I don't think it's that.
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I mean, don't you, you need this, don't
you? Like, don't you want to get, don't
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you want to have a baby?
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Yeah, I really, really.
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Okay, fine, fine. Your dad's in this
hour, so let's do this quick.
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Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.
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Yes. Oh, you already ate it.
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Well, it was morning.
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Oh, okay.
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All right, so, yeah.
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This is happening, yes.
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We're gonna get the come out.
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That's all this is. We're just we're
trying to fill this cup.
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Yeah
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Is
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that
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um getting the swimmers going yeah, okay
good, okay
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am focused, yeah.
Okay.
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Yeah,
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keep going, keep going.
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Yeah, you're close.
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Yeah, mom. Okay.
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How are we going to do this? I'm going
to get it in the measuring cup.
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Awesome. I can measure it.
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Okay. Keep going, keep going, keep
going. Yeah. Okay.
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Are you close? Oh, yeah. Here we go.
Here we go. Okay.
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Oh,
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fuck. I'm coming.
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Okay.
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Whoa.
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Wow.
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Okay, great.
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Wow.
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All right.
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So, actually, you know what? I'm just
going to keep it fresh and go.
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Right? Ovulating right now.
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Yeah. I think that's almost to the line.
That should be enough.
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Thank you, sweetie. Thank you so much. I
hope this wasn't awkward for you.
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No. Thank you. Yeah.
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Oh,
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hey. Hey, Dad. How you doing?
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What's up, Dad?
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Well, you know.
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You've heard it.
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Crystal and I fight.
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Your stepmom, she really wants a baby.
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You don't say.
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I've had kids.
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It's great.
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I love having you.
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You'll find out one day.
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Find out, yeah.
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It's a little stressful.
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It can be demanding.
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Yes, it's not a problem.
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So wait, did you need anything, Dad?
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You know, the Cobras, they got a
pickleball game on tonight.
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I think I'm going to put it on
pay-per-view. You want one?
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Yeah, I'm down for that.
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I'll go get it set up.
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Perfect, thanks. I'll be out of here.
Yeah.
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Oh, hey, Crystal.
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Hey, Freddie.
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What's... Is that another one?
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Another negative.
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Another negative?
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Yeah, I don't know what we're doing
wrong. I mean, the last time when I
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broke you off, there was so much cum in
the cup. I felt like I had so much cum.
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Like, I don't know why this isn't
working.
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Yeah.
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Maybe they need to try something else.
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Like what?
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Well, I mean, you want all the best,
best sperm, don't you? Yeah, I need all,
252
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,990
literally the best sperm. The strongest
swimmers you got.
253
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:47,510
Then I think the only way you can get
that is if you could give me a blowjob.
254
00:16:47,570 --> 00:16:52,770
Yeah, I think that'll help. That'll
definitely get all of that deep sperm in
255
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:53,770
there to come out.
256
00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:55,530
Wait, you want me to? I know that could
get you.
257
00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:56,790
No.
258
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:59,540
No, this is already inappropriate
enough.
259
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:03,120
Like, I don't think that's the answer to
this.
260
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,960
I mean, what am I even supposed to do
with it when it gets in my mouth?
261
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,700
Just spit it in the cup.
262
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,020
And then just take the syringe and then
just go in there. Wouldn't that be easy?
263
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:17,420
I mean, you want the best. I know
that'll drain me completely.
264
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:20,180
That'll definitely fill you up.
265
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,199
You think so?
266
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,480
I know so, yeah.
267
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:25,619
Of course.
268
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,480
You don't want to see that say, not
pregnant again, right?
269
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,039
You're right.
270
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,040
You're right.
271
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:37,140
All right. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm
going to sock myself on the deck.
272
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,419
Let's do it.
273
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,880
Perfect. All right. Let me, um.
274
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:45,000
So should we do it right here on the
couch? Go sit on the couch. I'm going to
275
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:45,779
go grab the cup.
276
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:46,780
Okay. Okay.
277
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,380
Okay. Perfect.
278
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,920
Okay.
279
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,379
All right.
280
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:54,380
This is going to work.
281
00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:55,929
You sure?
282
00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:56,930
Yeah.
283
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,310
Okay.
284
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:01,610
I can't believe I'm about to do this,
but I really, really, really want to get
285
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:02,710
pregnant. Yeah.
286
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,450
You can't tell anybody about this, okay?
287
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,230
I won't tell anybody. None of your
college friends.
288
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,630
None of them.
289
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:11,730
No one will know my stepmom gave me a
blowjob.
290
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:12,990
It's okay.
291
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,380
Yeah, I know that's gonna do it.
292
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:04,890
oh wow perfectly amazing i
293
00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:11,830
gotta say your cock actually goes all
the way down my throat your dad's uh a
294
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:16,650
little smaller dad is smaller oh this
295
00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:23,230
feels amazing i can't believe you get
this wow oh no
296
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,270
your dad rarely gets this
297
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,380
You guys don't even have to use your
hands.
298
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,300
Wow.
299
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,240
Oh, using two hands too.
300
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,830
It's been a while since I've given a
blowjob.
301
00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,070
Oh, I'm coming.
302
00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:55,569
Oh,
303
00:20:55,570 --> 00:21:04,730
shit.
304
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,830
Why did you swallow it?
305
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,170
Oh, no.
306
00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:14,950
Why did you swallow it? I didn't have
it. Fuck.
307
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,130
Oh, god damn it.
308
00:21:17,470 --> 00:21:18,950
What a waste of time.
309
00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:20,890
Fuck.
310
00:21:22,270 --> 00:21:23,270
Okay, you know what?
311
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,670
Whatever. We'll do this again later.
312
00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:29,330
I'm going to go do some ovulation
medication.
313
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:31,490
God damn it. I'm so mad at myself.
314
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,970
What a waste of cum.
315
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:34,630
I'm sorry, Oliver.
316
00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:36,030
It's okay.
317
00:21:36,490 --> 00:21:37,990
That must have been so awkward for you.
318
00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:40,490
Yeah, so awkward. Yeah.
319
00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:42,590
I'm going to go to my room.
320
00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:44,790
Okay. Thank you, sweetie. I'm sorry.
321
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,190
Yeah. I'm really sorry.
322
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:47,630
It's fine.
323
00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,460
Oh, hey, what's up, Dad?
324
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,500
I see you're ready to watch the game,
right?
325
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,080
Yeah, I'm ready.
326
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,600
Should we order something?
327
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,040
You want to get some... Pizzas, maybe.
328
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,580
Can we have some pizza, please? Pizza?
Yeah.
329
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,600
Pizza? Well, sure, we can have some
pizza. Let's call and order some pizza.
330
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,380
Oh.
331
00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:35,580
I flew up on you earlier.
332
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:39,500
I just, I'm so embarrassed that I
swallowed all that cum. This is awkward
333
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:44,000
enough, you know? Like, I don't need to
be wasting any of it. Yeah, no, it's
334
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,620
okay. I mean, I kind of felt bad too.
335
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:53,440
I mean, we could try again, right? You
come over and... Yeah, I mean, I don't
336
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:58,340
trust myself to not accidentally swallow
it again. I just, I was thinking maybe
337
00:22:58,340 --> 00:23:00,480
we need to be more direct.
338
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:06,480
with it. Like maybe you actually have to
have become just directly getting
339
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:12,840
through my cervix. Like, so I think we
need to just, you know, when you're
340
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,540
coming, your cock needs to be inside me.
341
00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:16,740
That's, that's what I think.
342
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:22,960
So you're saying you, you want to have
sex with me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
343
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,880
I don't want it. We're not going to have
sex. I don't want to have sex with you.
344
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,800
I just, when you're coming, your dick, I
think needs to be in.
345
00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:36,270
inside me but um but we're not gonna
have sex because uh uh we'll just we'll
346
00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:40,510
keep our clothes on we'll just again
make sure your dick and the cum are
347
00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:45,030
directly inside me and so then i'm not
using the turkey base or or the syringe
348
00:23:45,030 --> 00:23:50,970
or anything um i think that's part of
the problem so you just want
349
00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:55,490
you want me to be inside you want me to
come inside you but not have sex with
350
00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:58,630
you yes that is exactly it um
351
00:23:59,530 --> 00:24:01,550
Oh, okay, yeah, when you want to do
this, that's fine.
352
00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:05,110
Can we do it right now before your dad
gets home? I'm ovulating right now. I'm
353
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,710
just meditating for like an hour.
354
00:24:07,230 --> 00:24:08,230
Right.
355
00:24:08,470 --> 00:24:09,470
Yeah, right now.
356
00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:16,590
We'll just, you know, take it out and
we'll just, you know.
357
00:24:16,870 --> 00:24:18,190
I won't even look at you.
358
00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:23,590
That's how much we're not going to have
sex. I'm not even going to look at you.
359
00:24:24,690 --> 00:24:28,310
We're just going to put your cock in
there.
360
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,120
I can't even look.
361
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:53,300
Oh.
362
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,420
Oh my God.
363
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,360
This is... Oh.
364
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:03,840
Oh.
365
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:07,300
Oh.
366
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,300
Yeah.
367
00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:12,520
That's nice when you look back at me,
Crystal. That's nice. Oh, no, no, no,
368
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,080
no, no, no. I'm just going to keep
facing this way.
369
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,480
We're not doing this. We're not, you
know.
370
00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:31,730
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're
not. We're not. Okay, okay.
371
00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:33,170
Yeah, okay.
372
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,910
Oh, wow.
373
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,270
Oh, God.
374
00:25:49,990 --> 00:25:54,090
Maybe we can... Maybe you could turn
around, maybe.
375
00:25:54,430 --> 00:25:58,920
What? Maybe you could turn around. I
think... maybe that would help i don't
376
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:04,500
have to like look at you well close your
eyes thank you you're right yeah
377
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,880
No, no
378
00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:23,560
Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
379
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,260
Oh, my God, your dad's pulling up.
380
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,720
It's your dad's car.
381
00:27:26,860 --> 00:27:28,000
Yeah, you better hurry.
382
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:29,220
You gotta hurry.
383
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,480
Oh, fuck.
384
00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:33,940
Mom,
385
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,200
come on. Yeah.
386
00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:36,560
Oh, shit.
387
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,480
I'm coming.
388
00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:42,339
You're coming?
389
00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:44,420
Yeah, I'm coming. I can feel it.
390
00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:46,220
Oh, shit.
391
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,640
Oh, fuck.
392
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,700
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, he just broke. Okay,
okay.
393
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,260
Pull your pants up. Pull your pants up.
394
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,480
Hey, guys. Hey, honey.
395
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,600
How's it going?
396
00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:02,100
It's going, you know.
397
00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:05,380
Yeah. Yeah, you know.
398
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,860
I had a good day at work.
399
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,540
Yeah, like, you know.
400
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:16,860
Oh, sweetheart, actually, can you go and
get that thing for me out of the
401
00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:18,400
kitchen? Kitchen.
402
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,440
Okay.
403
00:28:20,890 --> 00:28:22,390
Yeah. Good thing.
404
00:28:23,930 --> 00:28:27,810
All right.
405
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:40,490
Hey, hey, wake up. Wake up. Morning.
406
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:44,290
Morning. Um, I got another negative.
407
00:28:45,110 --> 00:28:46,590
You woke me up to tell me that?
408
00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:48,550
Yeah, I mean, so...
409
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,940
My fertility doctor told me that the
best time to test and have sex is early
410
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:56,540
in the morning because that's when women
are ovulating the most, and it's when
411
00:28:56,540 --> 00:28:59,620
men are the most fertile as well because
of the morning wood and everything, all
412
00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:02,300
the testosterone and sperm just running
through your balls and your cock.
413
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,980
I do have a morning wood.
414
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:09,120
Yeah, so I was thinking, because this
one's negative, while your dad is still
415
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:13,340
asleep, I was thinking we could try
again, do you think?
416
00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:17,730
Yeah, right now, you're saying?
417
00:29:17,950 --> 00:29:24,450
Yeah, but I was thinking, too, it
probably came out negative because we
418
00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:28,690
did it at the wrong time of day, but
also, you know, baby-making is all about
419
00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:33,030
making love and connecting with your
partner.
420
00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:35,150
We connected last time.
421
00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:41,050
Yeah, but it's got to be more than that.
So if you're okay with it,
422
00:29:41,510 --> 00:29:48,360
could we maybe make... make love instead
of just putting it in me.
423
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,020
Does that make sense?
424
00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:52,760
So you want to make love with me and you
want me to come in you?
425
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,640
Yes. I think that'll work.
426
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,880
Oh. Yeah? Oh, yeah.
427
00:29:59,140 --> 00:30:00,400
Right now? Yeah. Right now.
428
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:03,680
Okay. Yeah, okay. Just before he wakes
up, in fact.
429
00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:05,380
Okay.
430
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,860
We'll be really quick and really quiet,
okay?
431
00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:13,040
Okay. Oh, wow.
432
00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:25,820
Oh. Yeah, I mean, this is what I would
have worn for your father.
433
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:30,160
Part of, you know, making love and stuff
is wearing lingerie.
434
00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:31,420
Oh, my God.
435
00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:36,880
How could he not like this? Oh, he does.
I mean, he loves it. You heard your dad.
436
00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:38,780
That's not the problem.
437
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:44,580
The problem are his slurs just don't
work. But yours, you know, I'm sure
438
00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:46,120
yours are going to, right?
439
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:47,700
Yeah.
440
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,260
Thank you so much for helping me with
this, sweetie. I hope this isn't going
441
00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:56,260
to be awkward for you.
442
00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:58,540
No, no, it's okay.
443
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,080
It's okay, yeah.
444
00:31:47,850 --> 00:31:49,590
I'm fucking my stepson. Yeah.
445
00:31:49,810 --> 00:31:51,690
Oh, don't make your mom do my stepson.
446
00:31:52,690 --> 00:31:53,770
Oh, shit.
447
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:25,350
Oh, that's so much better than your
father's dick. Oh, fuck.
448
00:32:25,930 --> 00:32:26,930
Oh,
449
00:32:27,490 --> 00:32:28,710
my God, yes.
450
00:32:30,030 --> 00:32:31,030
Oh,
451
00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:32,890
fuck.
452
00:32:34,270 --> 00:32:37,330
Yeah, really, just remember we're making
love, sweetie.
453
00:32:38,630 --> 00:32:39,630
Oh, fuck.
454
00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:41,230
Oh,
455
00:32:41,570 --> 00:32:43,050
yeah, it's so fucking deep.
456
00:32:45,110 --> 00:32:46,110
Oh,
457
00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:51,490
fuck, yes, yes.
458
00:35:11,530 --> 00:35:13,510
Yeah. Oh,
459
00:35:14,590 --> 00:35:20,090
wow. Crystal.
460
00:36:24,730 --> 00:36:27,210
Oh, yeah, that's me. I want it so deep.
461
00:36:27,650 --> 00:36:31,230
Yeah. I want you to bend me over and
fuck me, doggy. And just give it to me
462
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:32,250
so fucking deep.
463
00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:33,750
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
464
00:36:34,310 --> 00:36:35,310
Yes. Mm.
465
00:36:38,210 --> 00:36:39,210
Mm.
466
00:36:39,350 --> 00:36:40,350
Mm.
467
00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:41,850
Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
468
00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:43,030
Mm.
469
00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:32,430
Oh, it's so deep
470
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:40,558
Oh shit.
471
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,280
Oh, your father's dick doesn't even
reach that far.
472
00:38:21,569 --> 00:38:23,270
Oh, yeah. Look back at me, Crystal.
473
00:40:03,370 --> 00:40:04,370
What's the deepest?
474
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,670
I think this might be it. Yeah.
475
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:42,440
Until I get a positive pregnancy test,
we should keep doing this nice and early
476
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,440
in the morning.
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