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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:10,000 reads words on screen 2 00:00:17,241 --> 00:00:19,310 Oh, fuck off. 3 00:00:21,931 --> 00:00:26,517 Oh, fuckin' gross. 4 00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:30,034 Oh, my God. 5 00:00:30,137 --> 00:00:33,344 Oh, and then John came to me and he said, 6 00:00:33,448 --> 00:00:35,448 "You know, we should call ourselves the Four Dickheads." 7 00:00:35,551 --> 00:00:37,827 And I said, "No, let's call ourselves the Beatles." 8 00:00:37,931 --> 00:00:39,551 And that's what we did. 9 00:00:39,655 --> 00:00:40,965 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 10 00:00:41,068 --> 00:00:42,000 Your voice... 11 00:00:42,103 --> 00:00:43,551 What the hell? 12 00:00:43,655 --> 00:00:44,965 Ooh! 13 00:00:46,103 --> 00:00:47,034 Argh! 14 00:00:47,137 --> 00:00:49,103 Fuckin' nightmare. 15 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,310 Hi... Hello. Hi. 16 00:01:01,413 --> 00:01:03,896 - Hey, Ashy. How are you? - Good, good. 17 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,758 How was the rest of your birthday? 18 00:01:05,862 --> 00:01:07,827 It was really nice. Yeah, it was really good. Thanks. 19 00:01:07,931 --> 00:01:09,724 Um, in fact, that's why I was calling. 20 00:01:09,827 --> 00:01:13,034 I just wanted to, uh, address the whole cool room situation. 21 00:01:13,137 --> 00:01:15,413 Mmm. Yeah. Mm-hm. 22 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:17,482 Just 'cause I'm in a relationship, you know. 23 00:01:17,586 --> 00:01:19,620 Uh, yeah, man. So am I. 24 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:21,000 Of course. Um... 25 00:01:21,103 --> 00:01:23,551 So, yeah, I just wanted to clear the air, really, 26 00:01:23,655 --> 00:01:24,551 and, um, 27 00:01:24,655 --> 00:01:26,103 you know, Chelsea's moving in. 28 00:01:26,206 --> 00:01:28,482 It's getting a bit serious, so I can't really be kissing exes. 29 00:01:28,586 --> 00:01:29,379 Yeah. Uh... 30 00:01:29,482 --> 00:01:31,965 - Nor can I, man. - Of course. 31 00:01:32,068 --> 00:01:34,482 Uh, did you tell David about it? 32 00:01:34,586 --> 00:01:36,655 I...did not. 33 00:01:37,758 --> 00:01:39,137 Did you tell Chelsea? 34 00:01:39,241 --> 00:01:40,517 I don't think she needs to know. 35 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:42,413 - I agree. - Okay, so, good. 36 00:01:42,517 --> 00:01:44,034 So, you know, I just feel like 37 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,620 we've got a bit of a monster under the bed, you know, 38 00:01:46,724 --> 00:01:49,344 and, um, I think we just need to, 39 00:01:49,448 --> 00:01:52,034 you know, drag it out and really shine a light on it 40 00:01:52,137 --> 00:01:55,103 and just, you know, rip it apart so it dies. 41 00:01:55,206 --> 00:01:57,137 - Fun. - Yeah. 42 00:01:57,241 --> 00:02:00,517 So, do... do you have any space for maybe dinner tonight? 43 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,482 We could... 44 00:02:01,586 --> 00:02:02,620 Oh. 45 00:02:02,724 --> 00:02:04,103 Um... 46 00:02:05,068 --> 00:02:07,103 Ah! Mr. Walters, sorry, sorry, sorry. I just... 47 00:02:07,206 --> 00:02:08,310 - Can you just wait outside? - Oh? 48 00:02:08,413 --> 00:02:09,551 Can you wait outside? 49 00:02:09,655 --> 00:02:11,310 Never mind. Never mind. Um, sorry. 50 00:02:11,413 --> 00:02:12,862 Wait one second. 51 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:16,172 Um, so would Chelsea know that dinner is with me? 52 00:02:16,275 --> 00:02:17,344 What? 53 00:02:17,448 --> 00:02:18,655 Just... just sit down. 54 00:02:18,758 --> 00:02:20,000 Uh, look, honestly, 55 00:02:20,103 --> 00:02:21,620 Chelsea's in Melbourne for work, 56 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:22,896 so I probably won't tell her, 57 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,206 but if she was here, I would tell her, no problem. 58 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:27,344 - Surprise! - Fuckin' hell! Hey! 59 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,310 That's her, isn't it? 60 00:02:29,413 --> 00:02:33,344 Oh, um, okay, sorry, yeah, so we're on for dinner, Jared, 61 00:02:33,448 --> 00:02:35,517 but it is work, mate, it's work, okay? 62 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:38,206 No, fuck you, man. I'm not doing that. 63 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:40,413 No, mate, we are on and, uh, I'll send you the deets later. 64 00:02:40,517 --> 00:02:42,620 Ciao, brah. 65 00:02:42,724 --> 00:02:44,275 Mm-hm. 66 00:02:44,379 --> 00:02:45,620 So sorry. 67 00:02:45,724 --> 00:02:48,000 Uh, beg your pardon, Mr. Walters. 68 00:02:49,034 --> 00:02:51,275 Yeah. Uh, how are you today? 69 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,000 What do you think of this? 70 00:02:59,172 --> 00:03:00,655 Why are you doing that? 71 00:03:22,551 --> 00:03:25,689 Just a bit of an upgrade from your fiddly fig. 72 00:03:25,793 --> 00:03:28,310 - That's very 2016. - Is it? 73 00:03:28,413 --> 00:03:30,310 Hello, boy! 74 00:03:30,413 --> 00:03:31,586 Mmm! 75 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,931 I-I thought you were gonna be in Melbourne till Friday. 76 00:03:34,034 --> 00:03:34,931 - Because I... - Yeah, I was. 77 00:03:35,034 --> 00:03:36,241 But, um, one of the partners 78 00:03:36,344 --> 00:03:37,275 broke their spine, 79 00:03:37,379 --> 00:03:38,551 so they pushed all the meetings. 80 00:03:38,655 --> 00:03:41,517 - 0h, my God, I'm sorry. - Oh, no, it's fine. 81 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:42,758 Surprise! 82 00:03:42,862 --> 00:03:44,827 Surprise! 83 00:03:44,931 --> 00:03:46,206 - Mwah! - Hey, yeah, yeah. 84 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,689 Now, I know you haven't done the flea bomb yet. 85 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:50,068 - So I'm not like moving moving. - Right. 86 00:03:50,172 --> 00:03:52,379 But I just thought I'd bring some stuff over, 87 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:53,379 get a jump on it. 88 00:03:53,482 --> 00:03:54,793 Well, but, yeah, the movers are coming 89 00:03:54,896 --> 00:03:55,758 Saturday week, though, no? 90 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:57,551 - No. This Saturday. - Hmm. 91 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:58,655 It's in our shared calendar. 92 00:03:58,758 --> 00:04:00,068 Oh, I don't check that. 93 00:04:00,172 --> 00:04:01,172 I...I write everything down. I like analogue. 94 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:04,413 Would you prefer to move to a different system? 95 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:06,172 Uh... no. 96 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:08,586 - I mean, do we need a system? - Yeah, we do. 97 00:04:08,689 --> 00:04:10,482 If we are living together, then, yeah, we do. 98 00:04:10,586 --> 00:04:11,620 - Right. - Like, your dinner tonight. 99 00:04:11,724 --> 00:04:12,862 I like to know that stuff. 100 00:04:12,965 --> 00:04:14,724 Yeah, but you were meant to be in Melbourne, 101 00:04:14,827 --> 00:04:16,275 so I'm not sure of the rules then. 102 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:17,275 - How does that work? - What? 103 00:04:17,379 --> 00:04:19,137 You're being odd and a bit cold. 104 00:04:19,241 --> 00:04:20,068 No, I'm not. I just... 105 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,965 I don't like another thing in my phone 106 00:04:22,068 --> 00:04:23,517 that I have to, you know, check, and then, plus, 107 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:27,034 I thought I had a bit more time before "the big move". 108 00:04:27,137 --> 00:04:29,448 Why are you doing quote fingers? You've had 46 years, Gordon. 109 00:04:29,551 --> 00:04:31,034 - Just figure it out. - Yeah. 110 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:32,206 Also, cancel your dinner tonight. 111 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:34,827 They're dropping their buffs on Survivor. 112 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:38,724 I don't... We don't need another toaster. I have a toaster. 113 00:04:38,827 --> 00:04:39,896 I am celiac. 114 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,793 Gordon, I don't want our crumbs touching. 115 00:04:46,689 --> 00:04:47,655 Right. 116 00:04:47,758 --> 00:04:49,931 - Is this an indoor plant? - Yeah. 117 00:04:50,034 --> 00:04:53,137 It feels very present, doesn't it? 118 00:04:53,241 --> 00:04:54,413 Yeah. 119 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:58,517 - Uh, Friday, dry. - Mm. 120 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:00,620 - Plus blood. - Mmm. 121 00:05:00,724 --> 00:05:02,379 Saturday, loose. 122 00:05:02,482 --> 00:05:03,793 Sunday, loose. 123 00:05:03,896 --> 00:05:04,689 Uh, blood is back. 124 00:05:04,793 --> 00:05:06,931 Oh. Okay. 125 00:05:07,034 --> 00:05:09,655 Uh, Monday, absolutely nothing. 126 00:05:09,758 --> 00:05:10,655 Rough. 127 00:05:12,241 --> 00:05:15,655 Tuesday, that's when it starts to get interesting. 128 00:05:15,758 --> 00:05:17,517 Much more structure. 129 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:22,413 Wednesday, "Wonderful" is what I've written here. 130 00:05:24,551 --> 00:05:27,862 Thursday, absolutely buggered. 131 00:05:27,965 --> 00:05:29,586 I didn't make it. 132 00:05:29,689 --> 00:05:31,103 Did you get all of that? 133 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,724 I did. Yeah. 134 00:05:34,931 --> 00:05:36,000 Well, sometimes, you know, 135 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,620 uh, it can come and go a bit. 136 00:05:38,724 --> 00:05:39,724 Mm. 137 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,517 Sorry. 138 00:05:44,241 --> 00:05:46,758 If you are seeing this video, 139 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:48,827 I have been murdered. 140 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,586 Don't weep for me. 141 00:05:50,689 --> 00:05:51,689 Organize... 142 00:05:51,793 --> 00:05:53,241 I'm so sorry, Mr. Walters. 143 00:05:53,344 --> 00:05:55,827 I have a family emergency, so I-I've got to go. 144 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:57,827 Well, it's all right. I can wait. 145 00:05:57,931 --> 00:05:59,827 No, no, no. No. Uh, you have to go. 146 00:06:01,689 --> 00:06:03,827 Go! Yes. Take your shit. 147 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,379 Get up. Go, mate. 148 00:06:09,724 --> 00:06:11,724 Pam, I'm fine. 149 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:13,689 Yes. False alarm. 150 00:06:13,793 --> 00:06:15,379 See you at yoga. 151 00:06:15,482 --> 00:06:16,793 Ohh. 152 00:06:16,896 --> 00:06:18,172 Oh, they've locked me out now 153 00:06:18,275 --> 00:06:20,862 for violating community guidelines. 154 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:21,896 What rot! 155 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:22,965 I-I still don't understand 156 00:06:23,068 --> 00:06:25,206 what you were trying to do. 157 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:27,896 Oh! Mario? Yep. 158 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,379 We uploaded it by accident. 159 00:06:30,482 --> 00:06:32,103 Yep. Bye. 160 00:06:32,206 --> 00:06:33,793 Can you put your phone on silent? 161 00:06:33,896 --> 00:06:36,586 - Donna hasn't called. - Mm-hm. 162 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:38,241 Oh, darling! 163 00:06:38,344 --> 00:06:40,310 It was all for my followers. 164 00:06:40,413 --> 00:06:42,965 Lee and I thought we'd give them a call to action 165 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:44,206 in the event of my passing. 166 00:06:44,310 --> 00:06:46,517 You know, just to keep the movement alive. 167 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:49,862 There have been... some recent death threats 168 00:06:49,965 --> 00:06:52,551 that have... come through all of my groups. 169 00:06:52,655 --> 00:06:55,137 Sorry, why are you getting death threats? 170 00:06:55,241 --> 00:06:58,206 Oh, well, I'm a very prominent figure 171 00:06:58,310 --> 00:07:00,137 in the men's rights movement, darling, 172 00:07:00,241 --> 00:07:02,344 and death threats just come with the territory. 173 00:07:02,448 --> 00:07:04,068 Who's... who's threatening you? 174 00:07:04,172 --> 00:07:06,724 Well, there's WAM, and there's WAWAWAM. 175 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,000 What are you saying? 176 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:12,758 WAM, Women Against Men, classic femmos, don't like me, obvi. 177 00:07:12,862 --> 00:07:17,413 And now there's Women Against Women Against Women Against Men, 178 00:07:17,517 --> 00:07:18,724 WA...WA...WAM. 179 00:07:18,827 --> 00:07:20,862 These are not our groups. 180 00:07:20,965 --> 00:07:22,655 I think they like it WAWAWAM. 181 00:07:22,758 --> 00:07:24,931 Okay, I'm not really sure how they like it. 182 00:07:25,034 --> 00:07:26,655 They're very big girls, though. 183 00:07:26,758 --> 00:07:29,620 Ohh, but there's just so many movements now. 184 00:07:29,724 --> 00:07:33,896 I mean, we've got KAWAM, Kids Against Women Against Men. 185 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,344 That's for our junior members. 186 00:07:35,448 --> 00:07:37,482 But then it just gets silly. 187 00:07:37,586 --> 00:07:40,344 There's PAPAP, People Against People Against People, 188 00:07:40,448 --> 00:07:41,655 which doesn't even make sense. 189 00:07:41,758 --> 00:07:44,482 - No, that's poofters. - You can't say poofters, Lee. 190 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:45,655 Poofters Against People Against People? 191 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:48,344 No. Poofters Against People Against Poofters. 192 00:07:48,448 --> 00:07:50,103 - Oh, that's okay. - Or is it pedos? 193 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:51,310 Lee, what the fuck, man? 194 00:07:51,413 --> 00:07:52,448 Everyone's against pedos. 195 00:07:52,551 --> 00:07:55,482 We're against pedos. Oh, God, I just... 196 00:07:55,586 --> 00:07:57,000 I need a cup of tea with a white wine chaser. 197 00:07:57,103 --> 00:07:59,620 There's just so much outrage, 198 00:07:59,724 --> 00:08:02,172 and your mother is at the very epicenter of it all. 199 00:08:02,275 --> 00:08:05,034 Sorry, did someone actually say 200 00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:06,965 that they were going to murder you? 201 00:08:07,068 --> 00:08:08,379 Yes. 202 00:08:08,482 --> 00:08:10,551 Look, here, I'll show you. 203 00:08:11,793 --> 00:08:12,551 Too close. 204 00:08:12,689 --> 00:08:14,206 Look, look, here. "You're a fuckwit." 205 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:15,896 Well, that's lovely, isn't it? 206 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,206 "Go fuck a horse." 207 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:19,000 Oh! That's a bit off topic. 208 00:08:19,103 --> 00:08:20,827 Here. "You should kill yourself." 209 00:08:23,517 --> 00:08:26,103 That's not exactly a death threat, though, is it, Mum? 210 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:30,034 "You should kill yourself" absolutely is. 211 00:08:30,137 --> 00:08:32,689 You should kill yourself. They're not gonna to do it. 212 00:08:32,793 --> 00:08:36,551 Jesus Christ, you guys, I canceled patients for this! 213 00:08:36,655 --> 00:08:39,275 Oh. Daughters Against Mothers Against... 214 00:08:39,379 --> 00:08:40,137 - Shut up. Can you shut up? - Well, can I? 215 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:43,068 Yes. Will I? No. 216 00:08:43,172 --> 00:08:44,310 Man of the house. 217 00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:45,896 Risotto tonight? 218 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,103 I've got some lovely pecorino from the markets. 219 00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:50,068 Um... No, thanks, Mum. 220 00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:51,586 Why? What are you doing? 221 00:08:51,689 --> 00:08:54,206 I might be going to hash things out with Gordon. 222 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:55,413 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 223 00:08:55,517 --> 00:08:56,586 I don't know. Maybe. 224 00:08:56,689 --> 00:08:57,896 Oh, does David know? 225 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,068 No, he doesn't. 226 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,034 Please don't tell him. 227 00:09:01,137 --> 00:09:02,724 God, you're a loose one. 228 00:09:03,724 --> 00:09:06,172 - Still nothing from Donna. - No. 229 00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:08,344 Oh! She's actually liked it. 230 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,896 - You're joking? - No. 231 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:12,689 Oh, my gosh. 232 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,000 Bye. 233 00:09:14,103 --> 00:09:14,965 - Oh. - Love you. 234 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:16,689 - She did like it. - Love you too. 235 00:09:16,793 --> 00:09:18,620 - Strange. - Donna Against Lynelle. 236 00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:33,793 I'm back! 237 00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:34,724 Hey! 238 00:09:34,827 --> 00:09:36,000 Hey! 239 00:09:36,103 --> 00:09:37,172 What... 240 00:09:37,275 --> 00:09:39,793 What, uh... What is this? What's this? 241 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:40,793 Well... 242 00:09:43,344 --> 00:09:45,137 You said you wanted to go analogue. 243 00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:47,000 Does not get much simpler than this. 244 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,586 This isn't really what I had in mind. 245 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:51,379 Did you want to go back to the calendar app on the phone? 246 00:09:51,482 --> 00:09:53,620 - No, not really. - Oh, okay. So we'll do this. 247 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:56,413 Yeah, but, Chels, what if I forget to write it down? 248 00:09:56,517 --> 00:09:59,206 Like, what if I go for a run and I don't write that down? 249 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:01,379 Runs don't matter. Plus, you don't run. 250 00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:03,620 - Yeah, but I could run. - No, you couldn't. 251 00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:04,482 - Okay. - What? 252 00:10:04,586 --> 00:10:06,034 So let me just walk you through it. 253 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:07,724 I think our individual activities 254 00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:09,310 should be in a primary color. 255 00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:11,862 So you pick red or blue. 256 00:10:11,965 --> 00:10:13,068 I'll take whatever's left. 257 00:10:13,172 --> 00:10:14,931 And then for our joint activities, 258 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:16,034 we'll put them in purple 259 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,586 because red and blue make purple. 260 00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:18,689 This feels a bit much. 261 00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:19,931 It's actually not. 262 00:10:20,034 --> 00:10:21,448 You just pick red or blue. 263 00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:24,310 Yeah, but do you understand? Like, red is such a big vibe. 264 00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:26,758 Like, if I pick red, then I'm red. 265 00:10:26,862 --> 00:10:28,310 I'm the red guy. You know? 266 00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:31,241 And blue's entirely different. Like, if I... 267 00:10:31,344 --> 00:10:33,896 But I can't pick it now because I'm the red guy. 268 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,655 Why was orange discarded so quickly? 269 00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:39,551 - Why are you being so avoidant? - I'm not being... 270 00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:40,275 Why are you being so controlling? 271 00:10:40,379 --> 00:10:42,206 I'm not being controlling. 272 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:43,862 I just want you to pick a color 273 00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:45,344 so that we can communicate 274 00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:48,448 our individual activities and have an easy life. 275 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,172 I don't understand your issue. 276 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,172 I'm sorry, I just don't understand 277 00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:54,275 why you want me to, like, pick a color. 278 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:55,310 Like, it's a... It's a bit full-on. 279 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,413 You haven't even seen full-on, Gordon. 280 00:10:57,517 --> 00:11:00,448 I've done a lot of therapy to stop you from seeing full-on. 281 00:11:00,551 --> 00:11:01,689 Sorry, I just didn't know you were moving in today. 282 00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:03,689 I am not. 283 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:06,275 - I just brought my monstera. - What the fuck is that? 284 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:07,758 - Oh. The plant. - My plant, Gordon. 285 00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:08,793 - Yeah. - Yeah. 286 00:11:08,896 --> 00:11:10,413 But, look, I haven't flea-bombed yet, 287 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:12,655 so it's, like, you can't move in till I do that. 288 00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:16,034 Yeah, and I can't sleep on your mattress because of my back. 289 00:11:16,137 --> 00:11:17,379 - You know that. - Right, okay. 290 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:18,310 So you're not moving in today? So I can go out tonight? 291 00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:21,275 Where are you going? 292 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:22,413 It's... it's a work thing. 293 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,482 Oh, come on, I'm great at work things. 294 00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:27,241 It's... it's a dinner with Jared. We're trying to close a deal. 295 00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:29,034 Oh, come... Come on, I am the closer. 296 00:11:29,137 --> 00:11:30,137 Plus, Jared loves me. 297 00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:31,689 I know, but it's a set menu. 298 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:34,034 It's one of those restaurants and there's no substitutions. 299 00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:35,931 I already checked. 300 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:37,344 And you're a celiac, 301 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:39,862 so, you know, you'd have to eat wheat, probably. 302 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:40,862 Definitely. 303 00:11:40,965 --> 00:11:42,000 Sorry. 304 00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:43,862 That's okay. 305 00:11:43,965 --> 00:11:44,965 Um... 306 00:11:45,068 --> 00:11:46,896 Whatever. Just pick a color. 307 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,034 - Blue. Hang on, red. - Just... 308 00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:49,896 - Red. - Great. 309 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,965 I will be blue. 310 00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:54,379 Together, we are... 311 00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:56,517 Purple. 312 00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:03,172 Is there something you wanna tell me? 313 00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:05,758 No. What do you... No. 314 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,379 - Oh. - What? 315 00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:09,103 Everything's good. Come here, come here. 316 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,655 No. It's fine, I'm good. 317 00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,344 Okay. 318 00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:17,827 Okay. What's today? Thursday. 319 00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:20,379 Uh, Thursday today, I think. Let me check. 320 00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,620 Put that here. 321 00:12:23,896 --> 00:12:24,965 Thursday. 322 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:28,206 Okay, so you've got a dinner. 323 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:30,172 - What? Okay. - And then Survivor. 324 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:32,206 - All right. - Which you're missing. 325 00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:45,689 Ooh! 326 00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:48,068 The sexy scent. I remember that one. 327 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:51,034 What are you doing here, James? Get off my bed. 328 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,172 I'm gonna hit the PlayStation with Davey boy. 329 00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:55,827 Oh, really? That sounds sick. 330 00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:58,689 What's this I hear about you seeing Gordon later? 331 00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:01,206 Oh, that's none of your business. 332 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,482 Ooh. 333 00:13:02,586 --> 00:13:04,862 Playing with fire, sis. 334 00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:06,931 Excuse me? 335 00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:09,103 David's a good guy. 336 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,068 I know he's a good guy. 337 00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:12,517 So treat him right. 338 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:13,689 Are you kidd... 339 00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:19,103 You know, just because you jerked off into a turkey baster, 340 00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:20,448 that doesn't suddenly make you 341 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,275 like a father figure to all of us. 342 00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:23,344 You know that, right? 343 00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,344 It wasn't directly into a turkey baster. 344 00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:26,655 That would be impossible. 345 00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:29,034 Well, if anyone could do it, it would be you. 346 00:13:29,137 --> 00:13:31,310 Sorry, so why are you seeing Gordon? 347 00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:32,931 Mm. 348 00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:36,551 I don't owe you that answer. 349 00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:38,758 Yeah, but do you know why you're seeing him? 350 00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:41,413 Because we share a dog. Okay? 351 00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:43,965 Bit spruced up to just talk about a dog. 352 00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:45,448 Oi! 353 00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:46,275 Jimbotron! 354 00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:48,758 Mr. Davidoff! 355 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,896 - Oh, brother. How are ya? - Good, man. 356 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,586 - Let me go fire up the FIFA. - Yeah. 357 00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:54,551 - I'm gonna spank you, son. - Don't turn me on. 358 00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:56,482 - I'm gonna enjoy this. - Oh, stop it. 359 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,758 Be good, Ashy. 360 00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,344 Yes. 361 00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:04,275 Ohh. Okay. 362 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,172 You look fancy. 363 00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:08,620 I thought you said it was a dog-friendly restaurant. 364 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,344 It is. Yeah. 365 00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:11,586 And you're still welcome to come 366 00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:13,793 if you want to, you know, dose up. 367 00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:16,275 I might, actually. 368 00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:17,620 Oh, really? 369 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,379 Jokes. 370 00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:20,931 Classic. 371 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,862 No, I love this for you, Begash. 372 00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:24,172 I've got to wake up early tomorrow, anyway. 373 00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:28,034 Yeah, that's right. You do. 374 00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:33,000 Look at you. 375 00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:35,379 You look so pretty. 376 00:14:37,724 --> 00:14:39,931 Mmm. 377 00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:41,827 - Mmm. - Mmm. 378 00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:43,793 - Thank you. - Mmm. 379 00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:46,310 Thanks for, um, you know, being so cool. 380 00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:47,896 - Cool about it. - Yeah. 381 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,551 That's me. 382 00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,827 - Cool as a cuke. - Yes, you are. 383 00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:55,000 Just, uh... Just come home to me, okay? 384 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:55,965 Mm. 385 00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:57,413 And shower first, you know. 386 00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:59,034 Get the old dog off ya. 387 00:14:59,137 --> 00:15:00,379 What's that? 388 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,931 - Colin. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 389 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:04,793 - 'Cause of the fur, you know. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 390 00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:05,827 - Of course. - Yeah. 391 00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:07,655 I know, I know, I know. 392 00:15:07,758 --> 00:15:10,000 - Gotta be careful with me. - Beautiful boy. 393 00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:12,206 Mwah. I'll see ya. Have a good night. 394 00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:14,000 Love you. 395 00:15:24,172 --> 00:15:25,344 Ash, Ash. 396 00:15:27,724 --> 00:15:30,275 Here we go. 397 00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:31,896 Hey. 398 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,275 - How you doing? - How you going? 399 00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:34,482 Good. 400 00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:36,517 Good. 401 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:37,862 - Great. - Take a seat. 402 00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:39,620 That was weird. 403 00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:40,793 Yeah. 404 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,137 - Nice place. - Yeah. 405 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,724 Apparently great. Apparently. 406 00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,206 Pretty romantic. 407 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:49,137 It is datier than I meant for it to be, sorry. 408 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,241 That's my bad. 409 00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:51,793 That's all right. 410 00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:53,103 Here we are. 411 00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:55,137 I see your lovely date has arrived. 412 00:15:55,241 --> 00:15:56,758 - Oh. - Oh, not a date. 413 00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:57,724 Okay. 414 00:15:57,827 --> 00:16:00,551 Here is 2019 tempranillo you ordered. 415 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:01,655 Yes. 416 00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:04,034 I have placed it in our traditional porron 417 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,620 which produces a very long stream 418 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:09,310 which people like to try to drink right out of. 419 00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:10,862 - Oh! - Lots of fun. 420 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:13,827 Will either of you like to try to drink from the porron? 421 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,827 - You also get 10% off your bill. - Uh... 422 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,586 Oh! 423 00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:20,620 I think we're good. 424 00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:21,965 - All good. - Yeah, thank you. 425 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,655 Now see it. 426 00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,413 Oh, great. 427 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:26,724 All right. 428 00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:30,000 Wow. 429 00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,551 It flows beautifully. 430 00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:36,724 Aerating the grape. 431 00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:38,000 Mm-hm. 432 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,413 But also 433 00:16:44,517 --> 00:16:45,827 giving the people... 434 00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,551 - Yeah. - Mm-hm. 435 00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:51,310 ...something... absolutely... 436 00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:53,931 ...beautiful... 437 00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:56,482 ...to admire. 438 00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:58,586 I'm gonna do a wee now. 439 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:01,551 Righto. 440 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,275 Thank you. 441 00:17:04,379 --> 00:17:05,551 Salud. 442 00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:06,724 Okay. 443 00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,310 - Old mate. - Yeah. 444 00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:10,724 Uh... 445 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:11,896 Here is to... 446 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,241 - Receptive penile. - Fuck off. 447 00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:17,896 That is nice, yeah. 448 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,103 - That's good. - Yeah. 449 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,068 That is good. 450 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,620 So your birthday party was fun. 451 00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:23,586 Uh... yeah. Yeah. 452 00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:24,586 Mmm. 453 00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:26,206 Chelsea's impressive. 454 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,896 She's an impressive woman. 455 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,655 Very attractive too. 456 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,862 Yeah. Well, David's a hottie. Well done. 457 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:33,655 Mmm. Thank you. 458 00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:35,310 I think we both upgraded. Did we? 459 00:17:35,413 --> 00:17:37,551 Yeah, we might have. 460 00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:39,862 Pan de la casa. 461 00:17:41,241 --> 00:17:42,310 Mm-hm. 462 00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:45,551 I can't actually believe 463 00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:48,448 that the "kiss you in six minutes" move worked on her. 464 00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:51,241 Well, it's a... It's a classic. 465 00:17:51,344 --> 00:17:56,034 I must say, she acted like she'd never heard of me. 466 00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:58,551 I mean, she might not have. I don't know. 467 00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:01,793 You've never spoken about me with her? 468 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:03,103 Why would I? 469 00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:05,896 Uh, I don't know. You proposed to me, Gordon. 470 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,931 I thought that alone would make me, I don't know, 471 00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:10,034 significant enough to bring up at some stage. 472 00:18:10,137 --> 00:18:11,965 You said no. Why would I tell her that? 473 00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:13,689 I didn't actually say no. 474 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,758 You didn't actually say yes. 475 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,724 I'm also your dog's mum. 476 00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:19,379 You were my dog's mum. 477 00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:20,793 - Wow. - What? 478 00:18:20,896 --> 00:18:23,206 - So... - Sorry. What? 479 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,620 What am I doing here? 480 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:25,896 Well, we're talking, aren't we? 481 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,137 About what happened the other night. 482 00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:28,896 - Yeah. - Want to draw a line under it. 483 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,344 Okay. How's that go? 484 00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:32,068 Okay. Um... 485 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,068 Uh... Okay. 486 00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:37,586 Well, it's probably good to acknowledge 487 00:18:37,689 --> 00:18:39,241 that we don't work well together. 488 00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:40,448 Right. Don't we? 489 00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:43,655 Well, no. I mean, if... We're not together. 490 00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:45,620 If we worked well together, we would be together. 491 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:46,793 Oh. 492 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:48,241 I mean, isn't that right? 493 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,310 Also, you seem pretty happy with Hot Fish Man. 494 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:53,551 His name's David, and he doesn't always smell like that. 495 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,620 - He doesn't always? - No. 496 00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:57,000 That's good. That's good. 497 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,034 He's actually a very beautiful person. 498 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:05,551 He's stable, he's steady, and I'm really lucky, actually. 499 00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:08,034 Stable and steady. Wow. 500 00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:09,206 - Don't be mean. - I'm not being mean. 501 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:12,137 I just didn't know those were qualities 502 00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:13,862 that you held up as, uh... 503 00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,275 - Mm. - You know, whatever. 504 00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:16,275 - They are. - Are they? 505 00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:17,965 - Yeah, they are. Yeah. - Right. 506 00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:22,000 And I wasn't that, I guess? I'm... I'm not that? 507 00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:25,310 You proposed to me drunk, out of nowhere, 508 00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:26,896 at my best friend's wedding. 509 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,034 I was being spontaneous. 510 00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:31,965 You didn't talk to my mum, you didn't ask my dad. 511 00:19:32,068 --> 00:19:34,413 I...I never met your dad. Doesn't he live on a boat? 512 00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:37,275 You didn't have a ring. It was just... It was embarrassing. 513 00:19:37,379 --> 00:19:39,482 I still don't understand why you got so hung up 514 00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:40,965 on the little details, Ash. 515 00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:43,413 Because it's a proposal, Gordon. 516 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,689 You might only get one of those. 517 00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:46,931 The little details are everything. 518 00:19:47,034 --> 00:19:48,758 Yeah, well, I got swept up. Won't happen again. 519 00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:51,000 No, it certainly won't. Not with Chelsea. 520 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,206 She'll micromanage the shit out of your proposal. 521 00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:57,310 Will she? 522 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,448 Yeah, she's a ring picker. 523 00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:02,344 She'll have her nails done, camera set up, the whole thing. 524 00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:03,034 Okay. And how do you know anything about her? 525 00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:06,379 Honestly, just meeting her. 526 00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:08,448 - Huh. - And her Instagram. 527 00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:09,724 Right. 528 00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:11,448 Why are you stalking her on Instagram? 529 00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:16,310 I'm not stalk... Also, I saw you do Colin's voice thing with her. 530 00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:18,827 Like, that was messed up, bro. 531 00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:22,206 The Paul McCartney thing? That was our thing. 532 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,241 Well, his voice is his voice, Ash. 533 00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:27,034 He doesn't get a new voice every time I get a new girlfriend. 534 00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:28,103 - Sorry. - Okay. 535 00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:28,896 Well, it was gross to see. 536 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,137 What do you care? 537 00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:32,758 I mean, you never even told me 538 00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:35,310 you were back in town to see him again. 539 00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:37,758 - Mmm. - Did you? So he is my dog now. 540 00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:40,310 Right. Oh. 541 00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:54,275 - For you, sir. - Go on. Thank you. 542 00:20:56,862 --> 00:20:59,000 Would you like to take a picture? 543 00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:01,172 - Of you? - Yeah. 544 00:21:01,275 --> 00:21:02,862 Now would be the time. 545 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,068 No, thanks. 546 00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:08,000 No. No, I'm good. 547 00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:10,724 Are you ready to order? 548 00:21:10,827 --> 00:21:12,620 Uh, we'll just be another minute. 549 00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:13,413 - As you wish. - Thank you. 550 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,344 What happened, Ash? 551 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,586 What... what happened? 552 00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:25,379 I don't know, Gordon. 553 00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:26,862 Try to know. 554 00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:30,448 Ohh, I think when you proposed, 555 00:21:30,551 --> 00:21:32,965 something just broke and we couldn't get it back. 556 00:21:33,068 --> 00:21:35,793 And then I got put on placement in Warrnambool. 557 00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:38,206 Regional was always gonna happen, you knew that. 558 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,379 Right. 559 00:21:39,482 --> 00:21:40,862 But why did it break, though? 560 00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:44,068 Why... why didn't we just regroup? 561 00:21:44,965 --> 00:21:47,413 'Cause we're not a football team, Gordon. 562 00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:50,896 And I just felt so put on the spot like that 563 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:51,931 in front of everyone. 564 00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:53,310 I just didn't know who you were anymore. 565 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:57,413 Like, it just felt too crazy or something. 566 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,103 Too crazy? 567 00:21:59,206 --> 00:22:01,758 We met when you flashed your nipple at me on the street. 568 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,413 I would have called it on brand, actually. 569 00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:07,034 No, that was different. That was just an impulsive moment. 570 00:22:07,137 --> 00:22:08,413 That's not real life. 571 00:22:08,517 --> 00:22:10,000 Right. 572 00:22:10,103 --> 00:22:11,758 Okay, so... so that's why stable and steady. 573 00:22:11,862 --> 00:22:16,758 What, you've done the same. Chelsea's very sensible. 574 00:22:16,862 --> 00:22:18,551 - She knows what she wants. - Mmm. 575 00:22:18,655 --> 00:22:20,103 Yeah, and she's fully committed to me. 576 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,655 Which is great, 'cause it means I won't be humiliated again. 577 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,206 I was also humiliated, Gordon. 578 00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:26,551 - Not as much as me, Ash. - Oh, fuckin'... 579 00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:29,482 - No way. - ...men. 580 00:22:29,586 --> 00:22:31,724 Men and humiliation. 581 00:22:31,827 --> 00:22:34,689 Do you know that a man's biggest fear 582 00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:36,586 is being humiliated by a woman? 583 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,827 - I get it. - Yeah. 584 00:22:37,931 --> 00:22:39,517 - Do you know what a woman's is? - What? 585 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:40,896 Being killed by a man. 586 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:41,379 Fuckin' hell. That escalated quickly. 587 00:22:41,482 --> 00:22:43,206 Well, it's true. 588 00:22:44,241 --> 00:22:46,103 I'm not trying to kill you, Ash. I'm just trying... 589 00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:47,965 - But you could. - I'm not trying to kill you. 590 00:22:48,068 --> 00:22:49,827 I'm just telling you that Chelsea is all in. 591 00:22:49,931 --> 00:22:51,862 And she's moving her stuff in today. 592 00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:55,137 Mmm. Well, that's that, then. 593 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:58,620 Yeah, of course it is. I mean, David already lives with you. 594 00:22:58,724 --> 00:23:00,793 I'm not doing anything you haven't already done. 595 00:23:02,103 --> 00:23:03,275 Sure. 596 00:23:08,827 --> 00:23:10,172 Honestly... 597 00:23:12,344 --> 00:23:14,275 ...I always thought we'd end up together. 598 00:23:15,448 --> 00:23:18,965 I held on to that for a really long time. And, uh... 599 00:23:21,172 --> 00:23:22,137 But you didn't even get in touch with me 600 00:23:22,241 --> 00:23:24,068 to tell me you were back in Sydney. 601 00:23:24,172 --> 00:23:26,103 So you clearly don't think of me ever. 602 00:23:27,068 --> 00:23:30,689 That's not true. Actually, I do think about you. 603 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,724 Is that why you were at the brewery the other night, 604 00:23:37,827 --> 00:23:39,206 parked in the car? 605 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:41,551 I know it was you. 606 00:23:41,655 --> 00:23:44,034 Fine, it was... Yeah. Yeah, that was me. 607 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,068 Why did you lie to me? 608 00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:47,896 Uh, 'cause it's embarrassing, Gordon. 609 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,793 'Cause I was hiding in my fucking car. 610 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:51,448 Why... why were you there? 611 00:23:51,551 --> 00:23:52,586 Because I'm me. 612 00:23:52,689 --> 00:23:54,827 'Cause I'm a weirdo. 613 00:23:54,931 --> 00:23:57,137 And I maybe wanted to see what you were up to. 614 00:23:57,241 --> 00:24:00,413 Because I do think about you. Because you were on my mind. 615 00:24:00,517 --> 00:24:01,689 Well, I think about you too. 616 00:24:01,793 --> 00:24:04,241 But I was so broken after you left. 617 00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:07,206 I don't think I've ever been that fucked up. 618 00:24:08,172 --> 00:24:09,931 Well, you'd also just buried your dad. 619 00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:11,551 Not personally, but, yeah. 620 00:24:11,655 --> 00:24:12,931 No, I'm just... 621 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:15,379 I'm saying that it's not all me. 622 00:24:15,482 --> 00:24:18,482 You can't say that I, like, ruined you or something. 623 00:24:18,586 --> 00:24:19,793 You kinda did, though. 624 00:24:19,896 --> 00:24:21,620 No, no. I'm not wearing that. 625 00:24:21,724 --> 00:24:22,965 That's not... 626 00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:25,448 I can't break a man that badly. 627 00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:28,724 Yes, you can, Ash. 628 00:24:28,827 --> 00:24:30,862 Because you're an amazing person. 629 00:24:30,965 --> 00:24:32,965 Because I liked being with you. 630 00:24:34,551 --> 00:24:35,758 And yes, my dad died 631 00:24:35,862 --> 00:24:37,517 and I gambled away most of my inheritance. 632 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:38,827 Oh, fuckin' hell! 633 00:24:38,931 --> 00:24:41,103 But my heart fully broke. 634 00:24:41,206 --> 00:24:43,344 And that's never happened before. 635 00:24:44,793 --> 00:24:46,344 Okay. 636 00:24:48,344 --> 00:24:49,931 I'm very sorry. 637 00:24:51,827 --> 00:24:53,379 I am. 638 00:24:54,551 --> 00:24:59,103 It's all good. You know, I got better. I am better. 639 00:25:02,172 --> 00:25:04,517 And what do we do now? 640 00:25:05,827 --> 00:25:07,620 Did we draw the line? 641 00:25:09,862 --> 00:25:11,103 I don't know. 642 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,758 Does David know you're here? 643 00:25:17,862 --> 00:25:21,862 Yeah, but he thinks it's kind of like a dog hang. 644 00:25:23,862 --> 00:25:25,517 Does Chelsea know? 645 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,068 No. 646 00:25:35,206 --> 00:25:37,000 What are we doing? 647 00:25:37,862 --> 00:25:39,068 I don't know. 648 00:25:52,310 --> 00:25:55,586 ♪ Sitting in the lobby of a city hotel ♪ 649 00:25:55,689 --> 00:26:00,517 ♪ Drinking like fishes on the river to hell ♪ 650 00:26:02,689 --> 00:26:05,448 ♪ Devil's in my mouth telling primitive jokes ♪ 651 00:26:05,551 --> 00:26:10,206 ♪ While the angel's out looking for a packet of smokes ♪ 652 00:26:13,068 --> 00:26:15,482 ♪ You look into my eyes 653 00:26:15,586 --> 00:26:20,137 ♪ And you don't look away the way you should ♪ 654 00:26:20,241 --> 00:26:21,827 ♪ I would ♪ 655 00:26:21,931 --> 00:26:24,103 ♪ I would if I could ♪ 656 00:26:24,206 --> 00:26:25,896 ♪ Oh, believe me I would ♪ 657 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,793 ♪ But I gotta go home ♪ 658 00:26:27,896 --> 00:26:31,241 ♪ I want a home to go to ♪ 659 00:26:32,413 --> 00:26:35,034 ♪ So I'm sorry that I can't be... ♪ 660 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:37,517 ♪ The one ♪ 661 00:26:38,862 --> 00:26:40,413 ♪ I'm so sorry 662 00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:44,310 ♪ That I can't be the one ♪ 663 00:26:48,827 --> 00:26:52,448 ♪ So it's best I don't say I wanna tear off your clothes ♪ 664 00:26:52,551 --> 00:26:57,862 ♪ And tear off my own and let you know me ♪ 665 00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:01,551 ♪ Instead I nod my head 666 00:27:01,655 --> 00:27:03,103 ♪ I watch your mouth ♪ 667 00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:04,241 ♪ I smile ♪ 668 00:27:04,344 --> 00:27:07,586 ♪ But I don't say a thing ♪ 669 00:27:08,551 --> 00:27:12,482 ♪ You look into my eyes 670 00:27:12,586 --> 00:27:18,827 ♪ You seem to see the woman that I hoped to be ♪ 671 00:27:18,931 --> 00:27:20,827 ♪ I wanna go home ♪ 672 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,000 ♪ I gotta go home ♪ 673 00:27:23,103 --> 00:27:24,517 ♪ Help me get home ♪ 674 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:27,655 ♪ I need a home to go to ♪ 675 00:27:28,758 --> 00:27:32,896 ♪ So I'm sorry that I can't be the one ♪ 676 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:41,344 ♪ I'm so sorry that I can't be the one ♪ 677 00:27:41,448 --> 00:27:45,103 ♪ To give you hope ♪ 678 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:48,172 ♪ To show you love ♪ 679 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:51,931 ♪ To let you know ♪ 680 00:27:52,034 --> 00:27:54,965 ♪ To let you love me ♪ 681 00:27:55,068 --> 00:27:58,482 ♪ The way you want to ♪ 682 00:27:58,586 --> 00:28:02,241 ♪ In the next life ♪ 683 00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:05,517 ♪ In the next life ♪ 684 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:07,862 ♪ Look me up ♪ 685 00:28:33,448 --> 00:28:36,586 ♪ Holy winds blew in when I met you ♪ 686 00:28:36,689 --> 00:28:41,482 ♪ And all my inner bells began to ring... ♪ 687 00:28:42,586 --> 00:28:43,896 There's my little friend. 688 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,068 ♪ What I would not give to just pretend... ♪ 689 00:28:45,172 --> 00:28:47,482 Mm. 690 00:28:47,586 --> 00:28:51,034 ♪ This would not ruin everything... ♪ 691 00:28:52,241 --> 00:28:53,310 I missed you. 692 00:28:53,413 --> 00:28:54,413 ♪ I'm so sorry ♪ 693 00:28:54,517 --> 00:28:57,896 ♪ That I can't be the one ♪ 694 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:01,344 ♪ I'm so sorry 695 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:05,310 ♪ That I can't be the one ♪ 696 00:29:05,413 --> 00:29:08,620 ♪ To take you home ♪ 697 00:29:08,724 --> 00:29:12,275 ♪ To show you love ♪ 698 00:29:12,379 --> 00:29:15,551 ♪ To make you whole ♪ 699 00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:18,689 ♪ To let you love me ♪ 700 00:29:18,793 --> 00:29:22,137 ♪ The way you want to ♪ 701 00:29:22,241 --> 00:29:25,620 ♪ In the next life ♪ 702 00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,620 ♪ In the next life ♪ 703 00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:33,586 ♪ Look me up 49204

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