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off all these dumbbells and I'm done with my debt.

Really, men are quite useful.

They can carry heavy loads, bring up babies, cook, and even give you foot and

body massages.

Should you want a child, pick yourself some handsome stud.

Just don't fall in love with him.

Because here in the land of Amazon, all men are slaves.

No men are permitted within the palace walls.

The queen despises them.

Thirteenth Master welcomes you to her first show.

Ta-da-da-da!

Now, feast your eyes on what I've brought for you today.

The crown jewel of my shop.

You couldn't ask for more.

This merchandise is positively number one.

Here we are.

An absolute gem.

Eighteen-year-old Hardy Hard.

Come and see for yourself.

His skin is smooth.

And he's very muscular.

Party hard, turn around and show the ladies.

And I promise you, you'll be very satisfied.

He's a very special dumbbell.

However, two gold coins will buy him. How about three?

Oh, but of course.

Thank you.

And here's your purchase, madam.

Please. What?

I can't. Not with her.

What's going on? Is my money no good here?

Oh, please. You know you're a valued customer.

You want to die, dumbbell?

But look at her.

Look at that big ugly mole on her face and the hair sticking out of it. No more

insulin. What's wrong with a mole?

Oh, please just kill me. Hey, hang on.

Stop being such a baby.

Look at me.

Am I pretty?

Yeah.

And is she?

Oh, please let me go, huh?

I'll give you anything you want.

What about a thousand gold coins?

I got it, just like he told me to, from the palace. It's right here.

As we planned, we'll meet in three days' time.

When twice-bloomed flowers blossom, the Star of Rex appears.

Yin and Yang turn upside down, and chaos reigns.

When twice-bloomed flowers blossom, the Star of Rex appears.

Yin and Yang turn upside down.

My dumbbell?

Yeah, a couple.

Are you having fun? Turn my dumbbell, or I won't let you go.

I'm warning you to stop or you'll be sorry. You don't scare me. I'm going to

kick your ass.

And she is?

What's it to you?

Did you do that?

It doesn't look like your work.

You're not concerned with who got him, right? If the job is done.

What is it?

We got two, but the others got away.

to a worthless.

It's better than nothing.

This is just so unfair.

Are you 13th Master?

That's right.

Are you here to apologize?

You lost me all my dumbbells. My business is finished.

Marshal Ed O'Bowman.

to see you on such a beautiful day.

I thought you forgot me.

Get out. How could I forget you?

It's just that I'm a little short on cash these days, and, um... Enough.

I'm looking for a man, and if you find him, we'll forget about your debts.

My debt's gone.

What sort of man is he?

Wait.

Here.

Special.

He's an important man.

Handsome, isn't he?

Oh, he's absolutely handsome, Marshal. A perfect match for yourself.

Where do I start looking?

He's a performer.

You understand?

This is imperative.

You must find him. But where?

Oh, someplace.

On the outskirts of town.

Anything else?

Okay, all right.

He's different to others.

Special.

Tell me what he looks like. Okay, now, when he sees a pretty girl, his ears go

red and they make a popping sound.

That's nice.

You're in love.

Whatever.

So, you find him, then bring him back.

My dumbbells?

I'll hold them.

You find me the man I'm after.

I'll give back all of them.

Young master, please help me.

Young master, please save me.

What I lose today, I gain tomorrow.

Red Hawk, did you seek help from the Tribe of Wolves?

That's right.

As Imperial Enforcer, you shall not collaborate with such barbarians.

Does it matter?

It shouldn't matter how I do it.

I've accomplished all you've asked of me.

Yet always dishonorably.

I beg your pardon.

Show some respect.

And why should I? You're just an Enforcer.

Now you obey.

I don't take orders from a man.

Only a woman.

Anyhow.

Especially not from you.

You're not even a real man.

Bluebird, stand aside.

High Priest, please spare a life.

Red Hawk.

You're no longer Imperial Enforcer.

Your Majesty.

Because you were not where you were supposed to be, I'm sure this will come

as a great surprise.

Commander, the secret palace chamber was robbed.

Your Majesty, I did not know this.

I was at the city gates supervising work on the city walls.

Besides, you ordered the secret chambers off-limits.

After all, it is only a piece of stone.

How dare you!

You're lying to save your own skin.

You're at the whorehouse.

Execute her!

Your Majesty!

Take her away, now!

Yes, your majesty.

He is.

Yin and Yang turn upside down and chaos reigns.

That leaves only one person left from the family tree.

It is him.

So he must be our Star of Rex.

I mark the plaque will fall into the hands of the Star of Rex.

And if he solves the riddle of the sacred sword, the sword will find him.

Crouching Tiger's rebels may have stolen the plaque, although they may not know

the Star of Rex's identity.

Crouching Tiger may not, but the plaque knows.

If life is spiritual, it will find him.

If we follow that stone, it will lead us to the Star Wrecks.

And if you find him, taking your throne is his destiny.

Do you want to die?

Why won't you let me die?

Because I hate you.

You deserve this.

Your Majesty, she's your sister.

Are you sorry?

It's my fault.

You're bleeding.

Don't touch me.

Don't ever touch me.

Your hands are poison.

You could be queen, just like the prophecy, if you marry the king.

The world is ours. You can't give it up for love.

Oh, yes, I can.

For me, while you is the world.

Yeah, I go.

You're not.

But I thought... You'll suffer for the rest of your life.

find the stone.

The eagle will help you find the thief.

The Amazon's got his left arm when they tried to arrest him.

When you find him, inform me immediately.

Your Highness.

Ready?

One, two, three. Up.

Hey.

I'm sorry. One more time.

What's wrong with you? Sorry. I misjudged it.

What happened?

Idiots.

You get no dinner tonight.

Peachy? I don't know.

You started without a leading lady?

Hey, Melancy, go put on Peachy's costume.

Hey, Master, I won't let you down.

Oh, ready?

Hey.

A

long

time ago, there lived twin fairies.

The god wanted them to be.

concubines for a king.

But the younger sister resisted because she was in love.

Oh, just in time.

Where have you been? Master Blackwood was looking for you.

Hey, what happened to your arm? It's okay.

You know I'm making a lot of money with Crouching Tiger. Oh, you mean the one

who's the outlaw?

He's a hero.

You know, in a couple of days, I'm going to take this to him.

And I'm not coming back.

No, it's worth a lot of money, you know.

You lazy punk.

Where have you been?

You're really late.

What's worth a lot of money? Come on, come on. What are you doing?

Get changed. Just get on.

Go. Here you go. Go. Hey, are you ready?

And go.

He sees a pretty girl, his ears, they go bright red, and they pop.

Am I pretty?

Yeah, very.

Ow! Hey, watch it! Sorry.

Master Blackwing, will you read my fortune?

You want me to do it right now?

Please, will you do it?

What can't wait?

Love.

Look for yourself.

It's a white horse.

You can't love a white horse. Go that way.

It's so accurate. I saw her.

All better? Oh, yeah. You're happy now. Oh, absolutely. Now you can get back to

work. Sure.

Yeah. Say it again.

I said yeah.

Oh.

Back away.

Let's go.

Wait, wait. You said you loved only me.

How could you?

If you're my love, then that's... I didn't do it, sis.

She cast a spell.

Get off.

I hate you.

Now get out.

But I love you.

Your hands.

They're poison.

Don't ever touch me.

Charcoal.

You can't make me stop loving you.

I'll never let another man touch me again.

Seeing as you hate men so much.

I'll cut it off.

I thought for a moment there, you'd actually found the stone.

Now you give me the stone, yes?

You and I are the same.

After I get the sacred sword, I'll give you the position of high priestess and

we'll conquer the world side by side.

Don't be so sure.

All right.

You stay a royal servant.

What is it?

Peachy gave it to me yesterday.

It's a secret. He asked me to go with him tomorrow to give it to Crouching

Tiger. And he said we'll make loads of money.

Do you really think this piece of stone can make us rich? Of course it can.

Yeah.

We're rich.

Wait. Hey, look at that.

It's a map.

Look, a river.

It is, huh?

A treasure map, it looks like.

And maybe this gem will show us where the treasure is.

Look here. That's the... It's the river... Quiet.

Where's Blockhead? Haven't seen him. Well, let's get a fish for him when he

gets back.

Where's Charcoal?

What's going on?

Google, where are they?

They left with a stone plaque to look for treasure.

The stone plaque?

Treasure? What treasure?

Hey, all done.

Ah, doesn't look right.

That should go there.

Oh, nice weather. Yes, it's really lovely.

Hello, boys. I'm Crouching Tiger.

A girl, huh?

White pony.

I'm gorgeous, so of course I ride a white pony.

Ah, you came to see our play, right?

Yes. But us outlaws must use disguises to keep our whereabouts unknown.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you can give me the map now.

Uh, where's Peachy? How come he's not with you?

Oh.

Oh, he's off looking for more gold.

Wow. Gold, huh?

Do you think you could take us with you?

I always travel alone.

That stone's a bit tricky, huh?

Ordinarily, such trivialities I leave to my underlings.

We could be your underlings.

You see?

Takes a long.

We could help you.

Well, then, I suppose you could tag along behind. Or, if you came with me,

you could lead the way.

And you are?

Crouching Tiger.

How can both of you be Crouching Tiger?

Both of us will slug it out, and the winner is Crouching Tiger.

You're just in time.

Actually, we're both Crouching Tiger.

I'm Crouching, she's Tiger.

You see, we're sisters.

You want the treasure? Then we should be working together instead of competing.

We are good, sisters.

Your mustache looks crooked.

There's no need to be jealous. You can have half. I'm happy to share.

Let's go.

Wait. When we find the treasure, how much do we get? Ten percent.

Are you crazy? That's way too much.

Here. Could they not?

Hey, we said underlings. There's no way we're dumbbells. Yeah, we are not

dumbbells. Don't be stupid.

It's illegal for a man to walk free on the street.

This is a disguise?

Go.

First things first, I was the one who found the treasure map.

So when we find the treasure, it's me who gets the bigger half.

Okay.

So it's settled.

Okay.

I'll have 80%. Okay.

You're being odd.

You can't fool me, you know. I'm way too smart.

The dumbbells are all I'm after.

Ah, that's right. We're in the same trade. I almost forgot.

Hey. I think I already have a client for the good-looking one.

He's yours then.

Wait.

Are you hungry?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, you two. I want you to go catch that rabbit for dinner.

Sure. Come on.

Over here! Over there! Ah! Oh! I said over there! There as well!

Ah!

Ah! Are you okay?

Could we let him go?

He's so cute, and he's hurt, I think.

Wait.

We won't eat that bunny, so you can let him go.

But what are we going to eat, then?

You're an idiot.

What do we do for dinner, huh?

I must say, I'm surprised.

You're not a bad fighter.

But you're no match for me when it comes to men.

That's fine, because I'm not interested in men.

Dumbbells are for trading, not love.

Yeah, play with them and sell them. I'd much rather have money than a man.

Although I couldn't help but notice you like charcoal.

Don't try to deny it. You're in love.

You're crazy.

What's the problem? So you fell in love with a dumbbell.

Perfectly fine.

I couldn't care less about charcoal.

Well, I'll have him then.

Good. So you don't mind? Goody.

more excited.

She, uh, only...

Hey!

Oh, hey there. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I frighten you? Can I get you anything?

Like what exactly?

Oh, uh, water show?

What else?

Only my sumptuous lips.

And now... No, no, no, no.

We're done.

It's okay.

Go to bed.

Let me give you a special back rub, huh? I'd rather be alone.

I'm really good at it.

Come on, you'll like it. Back rub this!

You're too easy and your style needs improving.

Hello there.

Oh, now come on. You're not still mad.

Over what?

You misunderstood me. The map's on my mind.

All that's important is the money.

Ready to go.

Hey.

Do you mind?

Who do you think you are?

Put it on now.

Such a blockhead.

Hey there.

It's all right.

Girls never say what they feel.

Here is your bread. Tastes better when it's hot.

Ah, thanks.

Some bread?

I hate bread, you know.

Why?

Bread's only food.

It's not rude, is it?

Hello, beautiful people.

My name's Gorgeous.

Now then, mind if I join you?

I do.

I think I'll stay anyway.

Hey, you're pretty groovy, old lady. And your mustache, super sexy.

Ah, as well as being beautiful, you have exquisite taste.

Well, I got my dress from the shop next door. And this is 100% pure hair.

Oh.

These two dumbbells are absolutely divine.

Want to sell them?

I'll buy them both.

No, we're... Hey, be quiet.

Not for sale.

You know something?

I think that you're too old for young dumbbells. Right then.

Let me tell you something.

I am Her Majesty's secret agent on a mission to take these two back to the

palace. Her Majesty.

Prove it.

Well, of course I have some proof.

There.

I can't believe you tried to trick us with a

biscuit. That's stupid.

You moron.

Who are you?

Crouching Tiger.

Another Crouching Tiger?

I'm sorry if I have offended you. Please, won't you drink some of this

wine and accept my apologies?

It's okay.

Did I just hear you say that one of those is the Star of Rex?

You really sure about that?

I am.

The prophecy says that this tablet contains the power to find the Star of

Rex, guide him to where the sacred sword is hidden, and to assist him to

overthrow the evil queen.

My mission.

is to protect the Star of Rex and help him get the sword.

Oh, that's so great.

He's so great.

Hey, you'll get to be king. I'm sure of it.

Ah, good to you.

Wait a minute.

Why are you two getting so excited?

Nobody knows if this is real.

You two can't start a war.

You can't even fight.

That's it.

Get your things and come back to the troop.

Well, come on.

Hurry up and get your stuff.

Come on.

Wait. Master Blackwood.

Master Blackwood.

What the matter? Stop this nonsense. I don't want to hear it. Please listen.

Please just calm down and listen. Why, hello there.

Either of you got a match? I don't smoke.

Huh?

sitting around.

Let's go.

Don't want them after us.

Hey, you're not Crouching Tiger.

Treasure's the main thing. Does it matter who we are?

Yeah. See over there? You want to go with those guys? Go on. Be my guest.

What are you doing? Let's go.

We can't leave Master Blackwood like that.

Hey, look at that. He's in love.

Hey, when I'm king, I'll make sure he's happy.

And you can be with your dream lady.

Hey, that stuff's really good. This is called hypnotic incense. All traders use

it. Haven't you got any?

Take it. Okay, we're ready.

Let's go then. Okay.

Come on, let's go.

Charcoal, if I'm crowned king, then we men won't have to be slaves anymore.

But it could be you who becomes king.

Nah, you'll be king.

Let me help.

Worth an absolute fortune, that royal treasure, don't you think?

Seems to me you're too close.

I'm only trying to be friendly.

Don't go getting excited and think that I want to be queen and stuff.

Oh, come on. You'd do just about anything to be queen.

Give us a break.

All right, so I'd like to be the queen.

What do you think, my lord?

You wish.

against the law for you to touch me.

I'll have your hand chopped off.

We're entering the haunted city.

Some haunted city. I don't see any ghosts or monsters.

I see a monster.

But I'm a beautiful monster.

Don't you know about Ghost City?

What? I hate ghosts.

Quiet.

Settle down.

Cut it out or we're going to die.

Please don't let go.

You're squashing my leg.

You would save me now, only to betray me later.

How could you rather die because you're not able to be the Empress?

It's all I ever wanted.

You have to let me die.

Don't let go!

I don't want to die so young.

Forget about that.

I'll look after you.

Oh, let's say that I did die. Would you hold onto my hand till I

went to heaven?

You're humans?

We are.

The cavemen.

I'm Palupa. And I'm Kaluka. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry.

You nasty, I nasty. You kill, I kill.

You cuddle, we cuddle.

We should be laughing.

Come on, start laughing.

Put some effort into it.

And we were carefree.

We laughed all the time.

And we cried when we were sad.

We enjoyed our work and partied also.

And we loved all night.

Then the queen became so jealous of our lives, she banished all of us.

We were forced to come here and live in these caves.

Hiding always from the queen.

In the dark.

Hiding here.

And we got crazy. And became weird. And the sun frightens us.

It's pretty.

Creepy we won't be able to see anything until it goes away charcoal

It's safer if you lean on the rocks

It's us.

Hi there, guys.

Huh? We thought the monsters had eaten you up.

Cavemen, not monsters.

They're good guys.

Okay. Why are you holding hands?

Yeah, what about you guys?

Hey, hands up. Hey, check it out. You were taking advantage of me, huh?

It's so foggy here. What is this place?

Hey, look.

Stairs. Yeah, let's take a look.

I think we found it.

The entrance to the treasure chamber.

Oh, God, we found it!

How does it open?

Oh, this is it.

Do we need to keep the plaque?

Let's go.

Wow, look at all these weapons.

I'm not seeing any treasure.

How do we find the Sacred Sword?

What does it look like?

What is this place?

Four walls and a pond?

That it?

It's nice.

Look at that.

Wow. My past, I think.

Hey, look at that.

I'm in the future.

You even see your own friends?

Give it back. No, I want my life.

That's wrong.

What?

Hey, can that be the sacred sword?

What? Where?

It's really true.

Here.

The sacred sword cannot be stolen so easily. It is the sword that chooses its

owner. Your knowledge and skill as a warrior will exceed your years.

I chose the wrong guy.

Oh, is that all you're concerned about?

I never said I was a king, you know.

Here.

You don't have to yell at me just because you can't be king.

You know, it's not like I'm your girlfriend.

What, do you think I'm an idiot?

You sure are.

Say that again.

Hey, why don't we just forget it? No!

Ow!

It's not you, is it?

You can't be king.

You have to put it back.

Oh, I know. It was only an accident.

I... Lockett, I didn't mean it.

You have to drop it.

Ah!

Ah!

Oh, Bluebird.

Break the zone, Black.

When you find the Star of Rex, inform me immediately.

Yes, Your Highness.

She's a spy!

Wait! Don't let her escape!

Are you okay?

But why?

Bluebird, let him go right now.

You work for your king and I for mine, okay?

You've just been lying!

No.

I'm sorry.

You want the sacred sword?

It's yours then. I don't want it.

Now we look to him to fight for the crown.

The star of Brexit has appeared.

My work is done.

Al, what happened?

Charcoal.

It wasn't intentional.

I couldn't control it.

Please, just go.

a king. That's such crap.

You're just a gold digger.

I just heard from my sister that the star of Rex has the sacred sword.

It is true.

But do not worry. I will get the star of Rex and the sacred sword.

If one wants to rule the world and govern its people, one must be ruthless.

The sacred sword.

It can't be mastered by kid.

One must have a powerful soul to be able to control that sword.

I shall enjoy killing that little brat.

I'm shocked.

I know what you did.

The reason you failed is because you got emotionally involved with your targets.

I'm sorry.

Jericho.

Please, will you let me ask?

How do you stay with such a cruel woman?

I've always loved her for who she is.

Underneath.

Thirteenth Master, long time no see.

Would you like some company?

You've got to be kidding.

Now go annoy somebody else.

Ah, yes.

If I say.

Playing hard to get, huh?

I like that.

Get lost, idiot.

I'm not in the mood, all right?

Here's Thirteenth Master.

His name is Wave Rider. He arrived only yesterday.

See what lovely skin he has?

Great line.

Wave rider, huh?

Some wine?

Another guy.

You don't have to be nasty.

We're just going to pretend that nothing ever happened and that I'm one of those

heartless playgirls.

It's a good idea.

I'm not a king and I've got no money.

You happy?

Have some wine.

What's your problem?

What, like you care?

You just don't think about anybody else but yourself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All I want is money, right?

Well, I'm about to sell you to Marshal Ed O'Bowman.

You are, huh?

Oh, that's a good thing, isn't it?

Let's go then.

All right, then we're going. All right.

Okay. Well, well, 13th Master.

You've been avoiding me.

No, I'm glad you're here.

Yes, look, no time for chatting.

Where's the man?

You found him, no?

Because if you didn't, go home. Because you're a business... I found what you

want. So you got him.

Oh, man.

I'm all yours.

Let's go.

Wait. Stop.

I said stop.

Okay.

We need to run away.

Lane yourself.

I'm your dream lover and the one you want, so leave her alone.

She did her job.

Shut up!

How dare you talk to me like that?

Listen to me.

Don't know where you got him, but this is not the man I want.

So you don't want this man?

Well, no.

But I could do with another plaything.

I'll take him as part payment.

What do you say about that?

Huh?

You're in love with a dumbbell, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm in love with a dumbbell.

A dumbbell trader falling in love with a dumbbell?

Is there a law against that?

Huh? You're going to miss your business because it's now all gone.

I don't care because I got my man.

Now you're poor just like me.

Says who?

All I've got to do is sell you.

Then I'll be rich again.

You sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Hey, what are you doing here?

I'm not a servant of the queen anymore.

And could you please tell Charcoal, even though he has the sacred sword, he's no

match for the queen.

Please tell him to be careful.

Whether it's true or not, we have to tell Charcoal.

Come on.

Wait.

Dressed like that?

Come on, you'll like it.

Okay, back soon.

You should fall into the Star of Rex.

Now take them to my sister.

I've known all along that you'd fall in love with the Star of Rex.

You're using her, then.

Please don't let her kill Chargel.

He's naive and no match for the queen.

Bluebird, I want the sacred sword.

So you want to be king?

Where's the king?

When twice blue flowers blossom, the dark one appears.

Yin and yang turn upside down and chaos reigns.

Well, you see that flower?

You know it blossoms.

And die with my command.

Sister.

It's all my fault.

Why do I... Could never have saved you.

Why do I... Do I do it?

Sister.

I'm sorry.

It's time for you to go.

You ready to do my bidding, girl?

you too you're about to learn a lesson and it's that there's a very fine line

between love and hate

we attack the Amazon kingdom and overthrow the evil queen.

You want us to follow the Star of Rex into war?

But look at him!

He's hardly an inspiring warrior.

People get killed in wars, you know.

Death isn't so bad considering the alternative.

And the alternative is horrible.

Who is that?

Master Blackleth?

Help me!

I've known this boy since he was a child.

I would like to say a few words to everyone.

Who are you?

A beast.

A freak.

What do you mean?

Do you see why you must conquer that evil woman?

She wanted to change all men into women and tried an experiment on me.

But now I am neither man nor woman.

If you do nothing, all of you will end up like me.

All of you.

Like you.

And you.

And you!

You must be the bravest fighters in the whole damn world.

So to death we will fight. Long live the king.

Charcoal.

Lockhead. Master Blackwood.

I'm sorry.

Never mind that. The queen's got the girls. We need you and your sword.

Charcoal. A good king does not think only of himself.

prepared to die.

I'll deal with this one myself.

I

missed

you so much.

I thought I would never ever see you again. No crying.

You don't look as pretty when you cry.

So sexy.

Hey.

Hey, hey.

Everyone's watching.

What are you doing? Are we going to battle or not?

We must still fight.

We are joining forces.

And after we overthrow the Queen, we'll be able to live normal lives.

You needn't be alarmed.

We want equality, not supremacy.

It's only the evil queen we're overthrowing, not women in general.

If we fight now, we'll be free.

Free to love anybody we choose.

Let's go.

Now let us go on to freedom.

going anywhere i don't care i'm staying right here you'll never triumph

is just behind this.

Dangerous path.

You were grabbing something.

Are you two all right?

I think I should ask you that question.

Oh, please. You're so disgusting. Come on.

Oh, wait. Hang on. The sword.

You better get the sacred sword.

He's right. We can't let it fall into the Queen's hands.

Charcoal! Charcoal!

Flockhead, go and get some fire to melt the ice.

Go and get the sword.

I'll stall the queen. Go on!

Come on, Charcoal. Come on. Hey. Whoa.

You okay?

Yeah.

Charcoal. Hey.

Hey.

Okay.

Let's go.

You struggling?

You willing to give up everything for someone who would deceive you?

Are you going to die for her?

I'll show you how to lift a sword and castrate yourself just as he did.

And when it's done, I'll spare your life.

You know she is prepared to die.

You must kill her with a sacred sword.

Or she'll torture Bluebird for all eternity.

Yes.

Sacrifice yourself for love.

Charcoal, whatever you do, don't give him the sword. He wants to be king.

You've been lying all along.

You've been lying to me all along.

You're going to have to do it now.

You've been lying to me all along.

Shut your eyes.

Both hands.

Now do it!

Are you okay?

We're okay.

All I ever wanted was to

spend my life with Yago.

Don't be afraid.

I'll always be by your side.

I never lied to you.

Honey, do you think you could get off?

Off now.

Whatever she's done, I don't care.

They're gone.

They're gone.

Charcoal must have won.

He must have won.

He beat the queen!

How about that charcoal, huh? Giving up the throne so he can enjoy life and

leaving the kingdom to us.

Yeah, it's nice.

I never imagined I could cross my arms and do nothing.

Hey, why don't we work alternate days?

Oh, I think not. Working hard.

This is a man's job.

Ah.

Well, we'll have to make it print fat to help me out, huh?

Okay. When then?

Right now.

Now? Yes.

There's so many people watching.

So what? I'm the king.

The future now lies in the hands of these young people.

Isn't it beautiful?

Yes, it is. Cold, but beautiful. We're almost there.

Oh, they've had twins.

Oh, that won't do at all. We'll have to do better than that.

You wish.

Why did you come with me and not stay and be king?

What do you think?

I don't know. Is it my cow?

It's because I love you.

I love you so much.

I don't have time to be king.

Come on, gorgeous lover. Okay.

So, you really think I'm gorgeous?

I'll tell you when we get there.