All language subtitles for BLADE OF THE ROSE 2004

off all these dumbbells and I'm done
with my debt.

Really, men are quite useful.

They can carry heavy loads, bring up
babies, cook, and even give you foot and

body massages.

Should you want a child, pick yourself
some handsome stud.

Just don't fall in love with him.

Because here in the land of Amazon, all
men are slaves.

No men are permitted within the palace
walls.

The queen despises them.

Thirteenth Master welcomes you to her
first show.

Ta-da-da-da!

Now, feast your eyes on what I've
brought for you today.

The crown jewel of my shop.

You couldn't ask for more.

This merchandise is positively number
one.

Here we are.

An absolute gem.

Eighteen-year-old Hardy Hard.

Come and see for yourself.

His skin is smooth.

And he's very muscular.

Party hard, turn around and show the
ladies.

And I promise you, you'll be very
satisfied.

He's a very special dumbbell.

However, two gold coins will buy him.
How about three?

Oh, but of course.

Thank you.

And here's your purchase, madam.

Please. What?

I can't. Not with her.

What's going on? Is my money no good
here?

Oh, please. You know you're a valued
customer.

You want to die, dumbbell?

But look at her.

Look at that big ugly mole on her face
and the hair sticking out of it. No more

insulin. What's wrong with a mole?

Oh, please just kill me. Hey, hang on.

Stop being such a baby.

Look at me.

Am I pretty?

Yeah.

And is she?

Oh, please let me go, huh?

I'll give you anything you want.

What about a thousand gold coins?

I got it, just like he told me to, from
the palace. It's right here.

As we planned, we'll meet in three days'
time.

When twice-bloomed flowers blossom, the
Star of Rex appears.

Yin and Yang turn upside down, and chaos
reigns.

When twice-bloomed flowers blossom, the
Star of Rex appears.

Yin and Yang turn upside down.

My dumbbell?

Yeah, a couple.

Are you having fun? Turn my dumbbell, or
I won't let you go.

I'm warning you to stop or you'll be
sorry. You don't scare me. I'm going to

kick your ass.

And she is?

What's it to you?

Did you do that?

It doesn't look like your work.

You're not concerned with who got him,
right? If the job is done.

What is it?

We got two, but the others got away.

to a worthless.

It's better than nothing.

This is just so unfair.

Are you 13th Master?

That's right.

Are you here to apologize?

You lost me all my dumbbells. My
business is finished.

Marshal Ed O'Bowman.

to see you on such a beautiful day.

I thought you forgot me.

Get out. How could I forget you?

It's just that I'm a little short on
cash these days, and, um... Enough.

I'm looking for a man, and if you find
him, we'll forget about your debts.

My debt's gone.

What sort of man is he?

Wait.

Here.

Special.

He's an important man.

Handsome, isn't he?

Oh, he's absolutely handsome, Marshal. A
perfect match for yourself.

Where do I start looking?

He's a performer.

You understand?

This is imperative.

You must find him. But where?

Oh, someplace.

On the outskirts of town.

Anything else?

Okay, all right.

He's different to others.

Special.

Tell me what he looks like. Okay, now,
when he sees a pretty girl, his ears go

red and they make a popping sound.

That's nice.

You're in love.

Whatever.

So, you find him, then bring him back.

My dumbbells?

I'll hold them.

You find me the man I'm after.

I'll give back all of them.

Young master, please help me.

Young master, please save me.

What I lose today, I gain tomorrow.

Red Hawk, did you seek help from the
Tribe of Wolves?

That's right.

As Imperial Enforcer, you shall not
collaborate with such barbarians.

Does it matter?

It shouldn't matter how I do it.

I've accomplished all you've asked of
me.

Yet always dishonorably.

I beg your pardon.

Show some respect.

And why should I? You're just an
Enforcer.

Now you obey.

I don't take orders from a man.

Only a woman.

Anyhow.

Especially not from you.

You're not even a real man.

Bluebird, stand aside.

High Priest, please spare a life.

Red Hawk.

You're no longer Imperial Enforcer.

Your Majesty.

Because you were not where you were
supposed to be, I'm sure this will come

as a great surprise.

Commander, the secret palace chamber was
robbed.

Your Majesty, I did not know this.

I was at the city gates supervising work
on the city walls.

Besides, you ordered the secret chambers
off-limits.

After all, it is only a piece of stone.

How dare you!

You're lying to save your own skin.

You're at the whorehouse.

Execute her!

Your Majesty!

Take her away, now!

Yes, your majesty.

He is.

Yin and Yang turn upside down and chaos
reigns.

That leaves only one person left from
the family tree.

It is him.

So he must be our Star of Rex.

I mark the plaque will fall into the
hands of the Star of Rex.

And if he solves the riddle of the
sacred sword, the sword will find him.

Crouching Tiger's rebels may have stolen
the plaque, although they may not know

the Star of Rex's identity.

Crouching Tiger may not, but the plaque
knows.

If life is spiritual, it will find him.

If we follow that stone, it will lead us
to the Star Wrecks.

And if you find him, taking your throne
is his destiny.

Do you want to die?

Why won't you let me die?

Because I hate you.

You deserve this.

Your Majesty, she's your sister.

Are you sorry?

It's my fault.

You're bleeding.

Don't touch me.

Don't ever touch me.

Your hands are poison.

You could be queen, just like the
prophecy, if you marry the king.

The world is ours. You can't give it up
for love.

Oh, yes, I can.

For me, while you is the world.

Yeah, I go.

You're not.

But I thought... You'll suffer for the
rest of your life.

find the stone.

The eagle will help you find the thief.

The Amazon's got his left arm when they
tried to arrest him.

When you find him, inform me
immediately.

Your Highness.

Ready?

One, two, three. Up.

Hey.

I'm sorry. One more time.

What's wrong with you? Sorry. I
misjudged it.

What happened?

Idiots.

You get no dinner tonight.

Peachy? I don't know.

You started without a leading lady?

Hey, Melancy, go put on Peachy's
costume.

Hey, Master, I won't let you down.

Oh, ready?

Hey.

A

long

time ago, there lived twin fairies.

The god wanted them to be.

concubines for a king.

But the younger sister resisted because
she was in love.

Oh, just in time.

Where have you been? Master Blackwood
was looking for you.

Hey, what happened to your arm? It's
okay.

You know I'm making a lot of money with
Crouching Tiger. Oh, you mean the one

who's the outlaw?

He's a hero.

You know, in a couple of days, I'm going
to take this to him.

And I'm not coming back.

No, it's worth a lot of money, you know.

You lazy punk.

Where have you been?

You're really late.

What's worth a lot of money? Come on,
come on. What are you doing?

Get changed. Just get on.

Go. Here you go. Go. Hey, are you ready?

And go.

He sees a pretty girl, his ears, they go
bright red, and they pop.

Am I pretty?

Yeah, very.

Ow! Hey, watch it! Sorry.

Master Blackwing, will you read my
fortune?

You want me to do it right now?

Please, will you do it?

What can't wait?

Love.

Look for yourself.

It's a white horse.

You can't love a white horse. Go that
way.

It's so accurate. I saw her.

All better? Oh, yeah. You're happy now.
Oh, absolutely. Now you can get back to

work. Sure.

Yeah. Say it again.

I said yeah.

Oh.

Back away.

Let's go.

Wait, wait. You said you loved only me.

How could you?

If you're my love, then that's... I
didn't do it, sis.

She cast a spell.

Get off.

I hate you.

Now get out.

But I love you.

Your hands.

They're poison.

Don't ever touch me.

Charcoal.

You can't make me stop loving you.

I'll never let another man touch me
again.

Seeing as you hate men so much.

I'll cut it off.

I thought for a moment there, you'd
actually found the stone.

Now you give me the stone, yes?

You and I are the same.

After I get the sacred sword, I'll give
you the position of high priestess and

we'll conquer the world side by side.

Don't be so sure.

All right.

You stay a royal servant.

What is it?

Peachy gave it to me yesterday.

It's a secret. He asked me to go with
him tomorrow to give it to Crouching

Tiger. And he said we'll make loads of
money.

Do you really think this piece of stone
can make us rich? Of course it can.

Yeah.

We're rich.

Wait. Hey, look at that.

It's a map.

Look, a river.

It is, huh?

A treasure map, it looks like.

And maybe this gem will show us where
the treasure is.

Look here. That's the... It's the
river... Quiet.

Where's Blockhead? Haven't seen him.
Well, let's get a fish for him when he

gets back.

Where's Charcoal?

What's going on?

Google, where are they?

They left with a stone plaque to look
for treasure.

The stone plaque?

Treasure? What treasure?

Hey, all done.

Ah, doesn't look right.

That should go there.

Oh, nice weather. Yes, it's really
lovely.

Hello, boys. I'm Crouching Tiger.

A girl, huh?

White pony.

I'm gorgeous, so of course I ride a
white pony.

Ah, you came to see our play, right?

Yes. But us outlaws must use disguises
to keep our whereabouts unknown.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you can give me the map now.

Uh, where's Peachy? How come he's not
with you?

Oh.

Oh, he's off looking for more gold.

Wow. Gold, huh?

Do you think you could take us with you?

I always travel alone.

That stone's a bit tricky, huh?

Ordinarily, such trivialities I leave to
my underlings.

We could be your underlings.

You see?

Takes a long.

We could help you.

Well, then, I suppose you could tag
along behind. Or, if you came with me,

you could lead the way.

And you are?

Crouching Tiger.

How can both of you be Crouching Tiger?

Both of us will slug it out, and the
winner is Crouching Tiger.

You're just in time.

Actually, we're both Crouching Tiger.

I'm Crouching, she's Tiger.

You see, we're sisters.

You want the treasure? Then we should be
working together instead of competing.

We are good, sisters.

Your mustache looks crooked.

There's no need to be jealous. You can
have half. I'm happy to share.

Let's go.

Wait. When we find the treasure, how
much do we get? Ten percent.

Are you crazy? That's way too much.

Here. Could they not?

Hey, we said underlings. There's no way
we're dumbbells. Yeah, we are not

dumbbells. Don't be stupid.

It's illegal for a man to walk free on
the street.

This is a disguise?

Go.

First things first, I was the one who
found the treasure map.

So when we find the treasure, it's me
who gets the bigger half.

Okay.

So it's settled.

Okay.

I'll have 80%. Okay.

You're being odd.

You can't fool me, you know. I'm way too
smart.

The dumbbells are all I'm after.

Ah, that's right. We're in the same
trade. I almost forgot.

Hey. I think I already have a client for
the good-looking one.

He's yours then.

Wait.

Are you hungry?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, you two. I want you to go catch
that rabbit for dinner.

Sure. Come on.

Over here! Over there! Ah! Oh! I said
over there! There as well!

Ah!

Ah! Are you okay?

Could we let him go?

He's so cute, and he's hurt, I think.

Wait.

We won't eat that bunny, so you can let
him go.

But what are we going to eat, then?

You're an idiot.

What do we do for dinner, huh?

I must say, I'm surprised.

You're not a bad fighter.

But you're no match for me when it comes
to men.

That's fine, because I'm not interested
in men.

Dumbbells are for trading, not love.

Yeah, play with them and sell them. I'd
much rather have money than a man.

Although I couldn't help but notice you
like charcoal.

Don't try to deny it. You're in love.

You're crazy.

What's the problem? So you fell in love
with a dumbbell.

Perfectly fine.

I couldn't care less about charcoal.

Well, I'll have him then.

Good. So you don't mind? Goody.

more excited.

She, uh, only...

Hey!

Oh, hey there. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I
frighten you? Can I get you anything?

Like what exactly?

Oh, uh, water show?

What else?

Only my sumptuous lips.

And now... No, no, no, no.

We're done.

It's okay.

Go to bed.

Let me give you a special back rub, huh?
I'd rather be alone.

I'm really good at it.

Come on, you'll like it. Back rub this!

You're too easy and your style needs
improving.

Hello there.

Oh, now come on. You're not still mad.

Over what?

You misunderstood me. The map's on my
mind.

All that's important is the money.

Ready to go.

Hey.

Do you mind?

Who do you think you are?

Put it on now.

Such a blockhead.

Hey there.

It's all right.

Girls never say what they feel.

Here is your bread. Tastes better when
it's hot.

Ah, thanks.

Some bread?

I hate bread, you know.

Why?

Bread's only food.

It's not rude, is it?

Hello, beautiful people.

My name's Gorgeous.

Now then, mind if I join you?

I do.

I think I'll stay anyway.

Hey, you're pretty groovy, old lady. And
your mustache, super sexy.

Ah, as well as being beautiful, you have
exquisite taste.

Well, I got my dress from the shop next
door. And this is 100% pure hair.

Oh.

These two dumbbells are absolutely
divine.

Want to sell them?

I'll buy them both.

No, we're... Hey, be quiet.

Not for sale.

You know something?

I think that you're too old for young
dumbbells. Right then.

Let me tell you something.

I am Her Majesty's secret agent on a
mission to take these two back to the

palace. Her Majesty.

Prove it.

Well, of course I have some proof.

There.

I can't believe you tried to trick us
with a

biscuit. That's stupid.

You moron.

Who are you?

Crouching Tiger.

Another Crouching Tiger?

I'm sorry if I have offended you.
Please, won't you drink some of this

wine and accept my apologies?

It's okay.

Did I just hear you say that one of
those is the Star of Rex?

You really sure about that?

I am.

The prophecy says that this tablet
contains the power to find the Star of

Rex, guide him to where the sacred sword
is hidden, and to assist him to

overthrow the evil queen.

My mission.

is to protect the Star of Rex and help
him get the sword.

Oh, that's so great.

He's so great.

Hey, you'll get to be king. I'm sure of
it.

Ah, good to you.

Wait a minute.

Why are you two getting so excited?

Nobody knows if this is real.

You two can't start a war.

You can't even fight.

That's it.

Get your things and come back to the
troop.

Well, come on.

Hurry up and get your stuff.

Come on.

Wait. Master Blackwood.

Master Blackwood.

What the matter? Stop this nonsense. I
don't want to hear it. Please listen.

Please just calm down and listen. Why,
hello there.

Either of you got a match? I don't
smoke.

Huh?

sitting around.

Let's go.

Don't want them after us.

Hey, you're not Crouching Tiger.

Treasure's the main thing. Does it
matter who we are?

Yeah. See over there? You want to go
with those guys? Go on. Be my guest.

What are you doing? Let's go.

We can't leave Master Blackwood like
that.

Hey, look at that. He's in love.

Hey, when I'm king, I'll make sure he's
happy.

And you can be with your dream lady.

Hey, that stuff's really good. This is
called hypnotic incense. All traders use

it. Haven't you got any?

Take it. Okay, we're ready.

Let's go then. Okay.

Come on, let's go.

Charcoal, if I'm crowned king, then we
men won't have to be slaves anymore.

But it could be you who becomes king.

Nah, you'll be king.

Let me help.

Worth an absolute fortune, that royal
treasure, don't you think?

Seems to me you're too close.

I'm only trying to be friendly.

Don't go getting excited and think that
I want to be queen and stuff.

Oh, come on. You'd do just about
anything to be queen.

Give us a break.

All right, so I'd like to be the queen.

What do you think, my lord?

You wish.

against the law for you to touch me.

I'll have your hand chopped off.

We're entering the haunted city.

Some haunted city. I don't see any
ghosts or monsters.

I see a monster.

But I'm a beautiful monster.

Don't you know about Ghost City?

What? I hate ghosts.

Quiet.

Settle down.

Cut it out or we're going to die.

Please don't let go.

You're squashing my leg.

You would save me now, only to betray me
later.

How could you rather die because you're
not able to be the Empress?

It's all I ever wanted.

You have to let me die.

Don't let go!

I don't want to die so young.

Forget about that.

I'll look after you.

Oh, let's say that I did die. Would you
hold onto my hand till I

went to heaven?

You're humans?

We are.

The cavemen.

I'm Palupa. And I'm Kaluka. You laugh, I
laugh. You cry, I cry.

You nasty, I nasty. You kill, I kill.

You cuddle, we cuddle.

We should be laughing.

Come on, start laughing.

Put some effort into it.

And we were carefree.

We laughed all the time.

And we cried when we were sad.

We enjoyed our work and partied also.

And we loved all night.

Then the queen became so jealous of our
lives, she banished all of us.

We were forced to come here and live in
these caves.

Hiding always from the queen.

In the dark.

Hiding here.

And we got crazy. And became weird. And
the sun frightens us.

It's pretty.

Creepy we won't be able to see anything
until it goes away charcoal

It's safer if you lean on the rocks

It's us.

Hi there, guys.

Huh? We thought the monsters had eaten
you up.

Cavemen, not monsters.

They're good guys.

Okay. Why are you holding hands?

Yeah, what about you guys?

Hey, hands up. Hey, check it out. You
were taking advantage of me, huh?

It's so foggy here. What is this place?

Hey, look.

Stairs. Yeah, let's take a look.

I think we found it.

The entrance to the treasure chamber.

Oh, God, we found it!

How does it open?

Oh, this is it.

Do we need to keep the plaque?

Let's go.

Wow, look at all these weapons.

I'm not seeing any treasure.

How do we find the Sacred Sword?

What does it look like?

What is this place?

Four walls and a pond?

That it?

It's nice.

Look at that.

Wow. My past, I think.

Hey, look at that.

I'm in the future.

You even see your own friends?

Give it back. No, I want my life.

That's wrong.

What?

Hey, can that be the sacred sword?

What? Where?

It's really true.

Here.

The sacred sword cannot be stolen so
easily. It is the sword that chooses its

owner. Your knowledge and skill as a
warrior will exceed your years.

I chose the wrong guy.

Oh, is that all you're concerned about?

I never said I was a king, you know.

Here.

You don't have to yell at me just
because you can't be king.

You know, it's not like I'm your
girlfriend.

What, do you think I'm an idiot?

You sure are.

Say that again.

Hey, why don't we just forget it? No!

Ow!

It's not you, is it?

You can't be king.

You have to put it back.

Oh, I know. It was only an accident.

I... Lockett, I didn't mean it.

You have to drop it.

Ah!

Ah!

Oh, Bluebird.

Break the zone, Black.

When you find the Star of Rex, inform me
immediately.

Yes, Your Highness.

She's a spy!

Wait! Don't let her escape!

Are you okay?

But why?

Bluebird, let him go right now.

You work for your king and I for mine,
okay?

You've just been lying!

No.

I'm sorry.

You want the sacred sword?

It's yours then. I don't want it.

Now we look to him to fight for the
crown.

The star of Brexit has appeared.

My work is done.

Al, what happened?

Charcoal.

It wasn't intentional.

I couldn't control it.

Please, just go.

a king. That's such crap.

You're just a gold digger.

I just heard from my sister that the
star of Rex has the sacred sword.

It is true.

But do not worry. I will get the star of
Rex and the sacred sword.

If one wants to rule the world and
govern its people, one must be ruthless.

The sacred sword.

It can't be mastered by kid.

One must have a powerful soul to be able
to control that sword.

I shall enjoy killing that little brat.

I'm shocked.

I know what you did.

The reason you failed is because you got
emotionally involved with your targets.

I'm sorry.

Jericho.

Please, will you let me ask?

How do you stay with such a cruel woman?

I've always loved her for who she is.

Underneath.

Thirteenth Master, long time no see.

Would you like some company?

You've got to be kidding.

Now go annoy somebody else.

Ah, yes.

If I say.

Playing hard to get, huh?

I like that.

Get lost, idiot.

I'm not in the mood, all right?

Here's Thirteenth Master.

His name is Wave Rider. He arrived only
yesterday.

See what lovely skin he has?

Great line.

Wave rider, huh?

Some wine?

Another guy.

You don't have to be nasty.

We're just going to pretend that nothing
ever happened and that I'm one of those

heartless playgirls.

It's a good idea.

I'm not a king and I've got no money.

You happy?

Have some wine.

What's your problem?

What, like you care?

You just don't think about anybody else
but yourself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All I want is money, right?

Well, I'm about to sell you to Marshal
Ed O'Bowman.

You are, huh?

Oh, that's a good thing, isn't it?

Let's go then.

All right, then we're going. All right.

Okay. Well, well, 13th Master.

You've been avoiding me.

No, I'm glad you're here.

Yes, look, no time for chatting.

Where's the man?

You found him, no?

Because if you didn't, go home. Because
you're a business... I found what you

want. So you got him.

Oh, man.

I'm all yours.

Let's go.

Wait. Stop.

I said stop.

Okay.

We need to run away.

Lane yourself.

I'm your dream lover and the one you
want, so leave her alone.

She did her job.

Shut up!

How dare you talk to me like that?

Listen to me.

Don't know where you got him, but this
is not the man I want.

So you don't want this man?

Well, no.

But I could do with another plaything.

I'll take him as part payment.

What do you say about that?

Huh?

You're in love with a dumbbell, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm in
love with a dumbbell.

A dumbbell trader falling in love with a
dumbbell?

Is there a law against that?

Huh? You're going to miss your business
because it's now all gone.

I don't care because I got my man.

Now you're poor just like me.

Says who?

All I've got to do is sell you.

Then I'll be rich again.

You sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Hey, what are you doing here?

I'm not a servant of the queen anymore.

And could you please tell Charcoal, even
though he has the sacred sword, he's no

match for the queen.

Please tell him to be careful.

Whether it's true or not, we have to
tell Charcoal.

Come on.

Wait.

Dressed like that?

Come on, you'll like it.

Okay, back soon.

You should fall into the Star of Rex.

Now take them to my sister.

I've known all along that you'd fall in
love with the Star of Rex.

You're using her, then.

Please don't let her kill Chargel.

He's naive and no match for the queen.

Bluebird, I want the sacred sword.

So you want to be king?

Where's the king?

When twice blue flowers blossom, the
dark one appears.

Yin and yang turn upside down and chaos
reigns.

Well, you see that flower?

You know it blossoms.

And die with my command.

Sister.

It's all my fault.

Why do I... Could never have saved you.

Why do I... Do I do it?

Sister.

I'm sorry.

It's time for you to go.

You ready to do my bidding, girl?

you too you're about to learn a lesson
and it's that there's a very fine line

between love and hate

we attack the Amazon kingdom and
overthrow the evil queen.

You want us to follow the Star of Rex
into war?

But look at him!

He's hardly an inspiring warrior.

People get killed in wars, you know.

Death isn't so bad considering the
alternative.

And the alternative is horrible.

Who is that?

Master Blackleth?

Help me!

I've known this boy since he was a
child.

I would like to say a few words to
everyone.

Who are you?

A beast.

A freak.

What do you mean?

Do you see why you must conquer that
evil woman?

She wanted to change all men into women
and tried an experiment on me.

But now I am neither man nor woman.

If you do nothing, all of you will end
up like me.

All of you.

Like you.

And you.

And you!

You must be the bravest fighters in the
whole damn world.

So to death we will fight. Long live the
king.

Charcoal.

Lockhead. Master Blackwood.

I'm sorry.

Never mind that. The queen's got the
girls. We need you and your sword.

Charcoal. A good king does not think
only of himself.

prepared to die.

I'll deal with this one myself.

I

missed

you so much.

I thought I would never ever see you
again. No crying.

You don't look as pretty when you cry.

So sexy.

Hey.

Hey, hey.

Everyone's watching.

What are you doing? Are we going to
battle or not?

We must still fight.

We are joining forces.

And after we overthrow the Queen, we'll
be able to live normal lives.

You needn't be alarmed.

We want equality, not supremacy.

It's only the evil queen we're
overthrowing, not women in general.

If we fight now, we'll be free.

Free to love anybody we choose.

Let's go.

Now let us go on to freedom.

going anywhere i don't care i'm staying
right here you'll never triumph

is just behind this.

Dangerous path.

You were grabbing something.

Are you two all right?

I think I should ask you that question.

Oh, please. You're so disgusting. Come
on.

Oh, wait. Hang on. The sword.

You better get the sacred sword.

He's right. We can't let it fall into
the Queen's hands.

Charcoal! Charcoal!

Flockhead, go and get some fire to melt
the ice.

Go and get the sword.

I'll stall the queen. Go on!

Come on, Charcoal. Come on. Hey. Whoa.

You okay?

Yeah.

Charcoal. Hey.

Hey.

Okay.

Let's go.

You struggling?

You willing to give up everything for
someone who would deceive you?

Are you going to die for her?

I'll show you how to lift a sword and
castrate yourself just as he did.

And when it's done, I'll spare your
life.

You know she is prepared to die.

You must kill her with a sacred sword.

Or she'll torture Bluebird for all
eternity.

Yes.

Sacrifice yourself for love.

Charcoal, whatever you do, don't give
him the sword. He wants to be king.

You've been lying all along.

You've been lying to me all along.

You're going to have to do it now.

You've been lying to me all along.

Shut your eyes.

Both hands.

Now do it!

Are you okay?

We're okay.

All I ever wanted was to

spend my life with Yago.

Don't be afraid.

I'll always be by your side.

I never lied to you.

Honey, do you think you could get off?

Off now.

Whatever she's done, I don't care.

They're gone.

They're gone.

Charcoal must have won.

He must have won.

He beat the queen!

How about that charcoal, huh? Giving up
the throne so he can enjoy life and

leaving the kingdom to us.

Yeah, it's nice.

I never imagined I could cross my arms
and do nothing.

Hey, why don't we work alternate days?

Oh, I think not. Working hard.

This is a man's job.

Ah.

Well, we'll have to make it print fat to
help me out, huh?

Okay. When then?

Right now.

Now? Yes.

There's so many people watching.

So what? I'm the king.

The future now lies in the hands of
these young people.

Isn't it beautiful?

Yes, it is. Cold, but beautiful. We're
almost there.

Oh, they've had twins.

Oh, that won't do at all. We'll have to
do better than that.

You wish.

Why did you come with me and not stay
and be king?

What do you think?

I don't know. Is it my cow?

It's because I love you.

I love you so much.

I don't have time to be king.

Come on, gorgeous lover. Okay.

So, you really think I'm gorgeous?

I'll tell you when we get there.