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In tonight's story, we return to the
sleepy town of Amityville.
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Home to many a story, many a movie,
and a real-life tragedy, many already know.
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However, tonight's tale is one like no
other.
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Why?
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You may ask?
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Because on tonight's episode,
we are going to examine
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the sad but true tale of
the Amityville backpack.
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It's your way to drive for a small one.
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Mr. Backs, it's not my fault.
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This folder is what I'm missing.
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I'm sure there's somewhere.
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Have we checked all the closets?
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Under the desks, maybe in a final cabinet?
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I swear.
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I'll keep looking.
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I'll stay after work.
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I'll do extra hours, whatever it takes.
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Another somewhere.
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Come talk about a race.
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I think I've been here long enough.
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I mean, at the company at all.
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I've been a loyal employee, haven't I?
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Have I always tried?
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Oh, he's not going to give me a race.
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I'm not going to get anything.
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I'll stay at the same spot.
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At the same desk.
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You can't trust me.
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How do I keep losing things?
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It's not that big of an office.
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Is it me?
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What's wrong with me?
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No.
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Sir?
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With your boots?
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You can walk in there.
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You can just stand up tall.
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You're going to knock in his door.
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See, Mr. Backs, I deserve a race.
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I deserve appreciation for all my time
here.
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Mr. Backs, this can be a chance.
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No.
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Sir, you finally here.
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You haven't been on time any day.
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This, we not getting your office.
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We have a lot of work to do.
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I don't know why in the world,
it even hired you.
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Come on.
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I need some work out of you today.
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We are way behind you or way behind you.
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You just make me so, so upset that you
can't ever get things right.
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Luther, I don't know why in the world,
I even hired you.
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You know what you have to do today?
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You need to get things done.
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We have a deadline.
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We have a big, big event.
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I need you to work a lot better than
you've been doing.
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Oh, you make me so mad.
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I don't know why in the world I even hired
you.
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Oh my goodness gracious.
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Not easy being a boss.
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With a guy like Luther working for you.
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Can we talk about a raise?
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I think I've been here long enough.
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I mean at the company at all.
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You want more money?
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You want to raise?
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You haven't been on time for the last
month.
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You're late on all your assignments.
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You think I'm going to give you a raise?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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You're lucky you even have a job here at
this office.
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Alright, yeah, give me a break.
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Your name is Luther Boot.
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The way you've been working, I ought to
give you the Boot, Luther.
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Long along time ago, you wouldn't have
lasted five minutes.
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People got here on time.
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People worked on legitimate eight hours.
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They made their deadlines.
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Luther, you would be on the streets.
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Way, way back.
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When people knew how to work, you should
be ashamed of yourself.
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Why, and a fact, you're still here is
beyond me.
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Get to work, Luther, I need some deadlines
met.
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Luther is a loser.
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Luther is a loser.
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He is a devil.
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Luther, the loser.
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I should have hired my son.
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Why I have him here is beyond me.
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What a freaking loser.
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This is it.
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This is the answer to all my prayers.
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I'm always losing things.
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Well, not anymore.
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Pack, you and I are going to go places.
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We're going to be fast friends.
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You'll see.
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You're going to fix everything for me.
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See, I got a problem with losing stuff.
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You, that's where you, you come in and
help me fix everything.
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Oh, wait till you need my boss.
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Oh, can he be a hard one.
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Mr. Bags.
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Sometimes Mr. Bags acts like an old bag.
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If you know what I mean.
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He says my biggest problem is that I lose
everything.
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You're going to help me in that
department.
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And wait till you need my girlfriend,
Delilah.
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Oh, she is something.
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Well, it's not quite my girlfriend yet.
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Oh, Delilah Fontaine.
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She's the one for me.
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Backpack.
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I think you're really going to help me a
lot.
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You sure don't talk much.
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You're kind of a quiet one.
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Don't got much to say.
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Pack got your tongue.
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We'll get along just fine.
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You're going to see.
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I don't mess up as much stuff as people
say I do.
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That Mr. Bags can be.
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He gets under my skin.
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It's you and me power.
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We're going to go all the places together
because you're going to hold all my stuff.
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You know something else.
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You and Delilah got a lot in common.
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When I saw her, boy, boy.
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It's like when I saw you.
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Me, you, Delilah Fontaine.
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I think you could probably help me.
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Maybe boost my confidence even and help
Delilah be my girlfriend.
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I think I've got everything.
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I think I've got everything.
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I think I've got everything.
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I've got everything.
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I've got everything.
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I've got keys.
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I've got my keys.
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I've got my wallet.
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I've got everything.
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I've got everything.
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Right lunch money?
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What?
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I've got all.
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I've got my keys.
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I've got my to do list of what?
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What am I forgetting?
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What am I forgetting?
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I've got my phone.
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I've got my wallet.
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I've got everything.
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There's a way for me.
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I've got everything.
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That's got everything, right?
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I mean, if there's something I'm not
remembering that I just don't need it.
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Right?
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What can I be forgetting?
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Let's think.
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Let's think.
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Let's think.
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Let's think.
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Car keys.
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Breakfast.
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I already ate it.
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Teeth.
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I already brushed them.
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Keys in my pocket.
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Wallet of her pocket.
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Okay, what else?
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I've got my lunch money.
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I've got my to do list.
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I've got my pens.
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I've got everything.
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I've got my phone.
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I've got it all.
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Today's the day.
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I don't forget a single thing.
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Wallet of the backpack.
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Maybe it was adjacent to where the back
had to out.
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Playing the hood, all the drill like
sounds in all hours of the day.
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One neighbour even claimed
to see it bringing home
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a female backpack in
the wee hours of the night.
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True or not, it out
made this claim such as
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this that keep the story
alive and in the nings.
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I've been Peter Sellers.
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Thank you.
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Oh... oopsie... oopsie... oopsie... where
are you?
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Here kitty kitty kitty.
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Here kitty kitty kitty.
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Oopsie... oopsie where are you?
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Oopsie here kitty kitty.
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Where'd you go?
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Oh... oopsie... oopsie.
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Is that okay?
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Oh... I don't even want to dark her.
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Oopsie... oopsie... oopsie... oopsie...
oopsie...
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Do you see?
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See?
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Are you there?
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Oops, eh?
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Oops, eh?
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Oops, eh?
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Oops, eh?
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Where are you?
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The heck are you?
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We're taking away with it.
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Look, it's such a loser.
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You don't even have to wear a boat,
I correctly.
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Why are you always wearing long-sleeved
shirts and sweaters?
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It's the middle of summer.
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Delilah, hi!
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Oh, it's Luther.
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Yeah, yeah, hi.
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Yeah, I just wanted to tell you how
excited I am for our date.
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Well, I've got everything planned out.
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It's going to be amazing.
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Hold on, I got to tell you, I'm so
excited.
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You have no idea.
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I think about you all day at work.
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So where are you going to take me?
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Are you ready?
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I mean, you could take anything you want.
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I figured we'd do hot dogs.
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We've got go cards, got miniature golf,
got bowling.
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But you go see a movie, we can do that.
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We get all the tokens you want,
and then you give your tickets when you,
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when you, when you, or you can play as
many as you want.
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They let you.
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No, no, no, they let you as long as you
have tokens.
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You could play as many games as you want.
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You went tokens and then you go up to the
counter and you could redeem stuff.
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You can get all kinds of prizes.
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Yeah.
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You can get anything you want.
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Yeah.
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You can get anything we've got there.
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It's going to be amazing though.
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Yeah.
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They have pizza too.
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So we could go there.
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Ah.
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Yeah.
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What?
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So if there are how much money are you
going to spend?
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How much am I going to spend?
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What much do I need to?
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I mean, I've got two months where the
paycheck's all saved up.
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I just want you to be happy.
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Oh, you have no idea how much fun.
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Look, their boots give me.
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My parents are at home too.
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You can't even see that.
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So I was growing up.
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Oh, we all go down to the Trident Theater.
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We pile it into the kitchen wagon.
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We've had them there for a good ol' pie.
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And you know what?
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Before the movies, there's a whole
playground.
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You could do anything you want.
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And the snack bar.
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There's so many snacks.
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Even more than they got today.
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It moves to the stores.
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They have rocky road candy bars.
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And then, Reese's peanut butter cups.
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Reese's pieces.
270
00:24:27,441 --> 00:24:29,640
They had ice cream.
271
00:24:29,689 --> 00:24:31,200
They had popsicles.
272
00:24:31,519 --> 00:24:32,600
They had popcorn.
273
00:24:32,780 --> 00:24:35,980
I love extra butter and salt on my
popcorn.
274
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,160
Oh my God.
275
00:24:37,204 --> 00:24:38,940
And the size of that tub.
276
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,920
That the popcorn would be in was huge.
277
00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:43,200
You have no idea.
278
00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:44,480
Even bigger than the one.
279
00:24:44,481 --> 00:24:44,780
Oh yeah.
280
00:24:44,781 --> 00:24:46,240
Now in the walk in theaters.
281
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,360
And the hot tub room.
282
00:24:49,104 --> 00:24:50,160
You have no idea.
283
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,840
Master.
284
00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:55,160
Oh, I just so excited about it.
285
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,420
You have no idea how much fun we're going.
286
00:24:57,421 --> 00:24:58,180
I have.
287
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:58,800
Oh.
288
00:24:58,900 --> 00:24:59,900
And I got story.
289
00:25:00,114 --> 00:25:02,460
So many stories to tell you.
290
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:03,140
Oh my god.
291
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,420
Keep you entertained all night.
292
00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:05,780
You have no idea.
293
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,180
Even before the movie.
294
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,340
After the movie.
295
00:25:08,485 --> 00:25:09,560
Even during the movie.
296
00:25:09,740 --> 00:25:11,800
I'll tell you stories the entire time.
297
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,360
I'll tell you about my work.
298
00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:14,820
About my car.
299
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,140
About growing up.
300
00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:19,080
About all my hopes and dreams.
301
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,140
You have no idea.
302
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,180
The mind of Louder boots.
303
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:22,800
Deep.
304
00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:23,820
I am deep.
305
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:24,420
I'm telling you.
306
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,260
And funny.
307
00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:26,320
Oh my God.
308
00:25:26,321 --> 00:25:27,400
I'm a card.
309
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,340
I am so much fun on a day.
310
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,620
You won't regret this.
311
00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,180
I am so much fun.
312
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,240
Ask anybody.
313
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,120
Except Mr. Bag.
314
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:35,700
Louder.
315
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,340
I don't know why.
316
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,780
And there weren't even hired you.
317
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:38,960
That's my boss.
318
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:40,440
I'll tell you all about him.
319
00:25:41,149 --> 00:25:43,600
I mean, I think about you all day long.
320
00:25:44,004 --> 00:25:45,340
Well, not like that.
321
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,040
You know, like, or in a respectable way.
322
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:15,680
Louder.
323
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Delilah.
324
00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:18,170
I love you.
325
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,220
Come on over here.
326
00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:21,460
Come on.
327
00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:22,320
Louder.
328
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,520
Come here, plant what'll help me.
329
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,960
You're the only one for me.
330
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,560
All right, Delilah.
331
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,310
I'm going to go for it.
332
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,300
Delilah, you sure do smell funny.
333
00:27:54,169 --> 00:27:55,260
Oh, Delilah.
334
00:27:56,219 --> 00:27:59,040
You got any chapstick, your lips are dry.
335
00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:02,520
I think this counts as first base.
336
00:28:17,839 --> 00:28:19,280
What in the world?
337
00:28:21,979 --> 00:28:24,420
One minute, I am dreaming about Delilah.
338
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,040
And I wake up and I'm kissing a backpack.
339
00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:30,420
More.
340
00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:32,380
Back.
341
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:39,880
All right.
342
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,160
You're over it again.
343
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,360
You're over it again.
344
00:28:44,425 --> 00:28:45,425
Keys.
345
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:47,060
Lunchtime.
346
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:48,940
Thone.
347
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:50,140
Wallet.
348
00:28:52,054 --> 00:28:53,260
Brush my teeth.
349
00:28:54,084 --> 00:28:55,200
Come into my hair.
350
00:28:56,315 --> 00:28:57,315
That's everything.
351
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:03,900
Mr. God.
352
00:29:19,264 --> 00:29:22,220
Why I continue to have him here working at
this office.
353
00:29:22,221 --> 00:29:23,460
Louder is a loser.
354
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:25,280
He's the double L in my life.
355
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,500
The loser.
356
00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:26,900
Louther.
357
00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:28,125
Louther.
358
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,160
The loser.
359
00:29:29,929 --> 00:29:32,600
If you had half a brain, he'd almost be
dumb.
360
00:29:32,669 --> 00:29:33,800
He has no brain.
361
00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:38,240
Lord, why in the world I'm keeping Louther
here, he's such a loser.
362
00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:41,160
All day, if it's not one thing,
it's another.
363
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,020
Problem problem problem problem.
364
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:43,680
Louther.
365
00:29:43,734 --> 00:29:45,580
All I do with all day.
366
00:29:45,675 --> 00:29:47,320
One problem after another.
367
00:29:58,950 --> 00:29:59,950
Delilah.
368
00:30:00,539 --> 00:30:01,930
I think it's time we go to lunch.
369
00:30:01,931 --> 00:30:02,931
I think
370
00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:19,420
it's time we go to lunch.
371
00:31:52,099 --> 00:31:53,770
I haven't seen this before.
372
00:31:55,769 --> 00:31:57,390
Looks pretty good.
373
00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:01,170
One of who's it is.
374
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,170
Come on.
375
00:32:03,249 --> 00:32:04,890
Maybe I left it here.
376
00:32:12,270 --> 00:32:13,270
Come on.
377
00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:15,999
Just a second.
378
00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:22,610
Please.
379
00:32:25,889 --> 00:32:27,380
Just my size.
380
00:32:35,684 --> 00:32:37,410
It's nice.
381
00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:40,090
Oh yeah.
382
00:32:40,754 --> 00:32:41,990
Does this good out there?
383
00:32:42,590 --> 00:32:43,590
Feels good.
384
00:32:44,939 --> 00:32:45,939
Yeah.
385
00:32:46,710 --> 00:32:47,710
It's all right.
386
00:32:47,945 --> 00:32:49,870
I know who this is.
387
00:32:50,289 --> 00:32:51,830
This belongs to me.
388
00:32:51,925 --> 00:32:53,230
Oh, what was that?
389
00:32:53,610 --> 00:32:54,210
Who is this?
390
00:32:54,490 --> 00:32:55,610
This is mine.
391
00:32:55,715 --> 00:32:56,850
Thank you.
392
00:32:57,990 --> 00:32:58,990
Yeah.
393
00:33:40,099 --> 00:33:43,550
What is that?
394
00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:03,860
What is that?
395
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,639
I don't get paid enough for this.
396
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,600
Oh.
397
00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:22,440
This back makes sucks.
398
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:43,360
I gotta get this off.
399
00:35:14,254 --> 00:35:15,254
Oh.
400
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,440
Lord, Lord, help me out here.
401
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,080
Oh.
402
00:37:47,990 --> 00:37:49,630
I beat you.
403
00:37:49,990 --> 00:37:51,450
Who's beat now?
404
00:37:53,290 --> 00:37:55,350
Guess who's stuck him here.
405
00:37:55,890 --> 00:37:57,090
Well, I go outside.
406
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:13,660
Oh.
407
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:25,600
What a load of crap.
408
00:39:26,274 --> 00:39:31,060
It's so stupid that I can't believe I'm
actually taking time on this podcast to
409
00:39:31,185 --> 00:39:32,185
talk about it.
410
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,800
Amityville backpack.
411
00:39:34,624 --> 00:39:36,280
I mean, just think about that name.
412
00:39:37,024 --> 00:39:39,660
Think about what people are claiming
happened with it.
413
00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:40,180
It's stupid.
414
00:39:40,684 --> 00:39:43,100
The fact that so many people believe it is
astounding.
415
00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:46,800
The story about the Amityville backpack is
many things.
416
00:39:46,904 --> 00:39:49,000
One of which being is not true.
417
00:39:51,394 --> 00:39:52,600
It's one thing.
418
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,220
It's another.
419
00:39:53,654 --> 00:39:55,460
Luther, it's about time you got here.
420
00:39:55,540 --> 00:39:56,280
Be careful.
421
00:39:56,424 --> 00:39:58,220
Please go under the caution tape.
422
00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,560
You see the caution tape is up.
423
00:39:59,714 --> 00:40:01,040
You will believe this.
424
00:40:01,165 --> 00:40:04,220
Our maintenance man was killed at lunch
today.
425
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,080
So go under the caution tape.
426
00:40:06,081 --> 00:40:07,081
Please.
427
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:09,170
Thank you for getting here almost on time.
428
00:40:10,334 --> 00:40:13,860
Luther, try to put a decent days work in
today for me.
429
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:14,480
Would you please?
430
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,840
We have a lot to do.
431
00:40:15,919 --> 00:40:18,840
The only thing really, Luther,
I like about you is your backpack.
432
00:40:19,144 --> 00:40:20,144
That's about it.
433
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:21,280
Your backpack, Luther.
434
00:40:21,674 --> 00:40:23,520
That's all I like about you.
435
00:40:23,644 --> 00:40:25,260
Luther, are you doing anything yet?
436
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,320
I don't hear anything.
437
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,821
I don't hear papers rustling.
438
00:40:27,845 --> 00:40:30,060
I don't hear your computer being typed on.
439
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:31,061
Please, Luther.
440
00:40:31,185 --> 00:40:32,580
Try to get some work done.
441
00:40:33,225 --> 00:40:34,400
Thank you.
442
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,560
What a loser.
443
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:37,960
What a loser.
444
00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:40,160
I got a bad worker in Luther.
445
00:40:40,484 --> 00:40:43,440
I got a maintenance man that died at lunch
today.
446
00:40:43,765 --> 00:40:45,660
I've got to continue with all this.
447
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,820
Life is too short for Luther and a dead
maintenance man.
448
00:40:49,974 --> 00:40:51,900
And a backpack that Luther is.
449
00:40:51,939 --> 00:40:53,360
That's the only thing I like about him.
450
00:40:53,361 --> 00:40:54,600
I should have hired my son.
451
00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:32,090
What a day.
452
00:41:33,065 --> 00:41:34,530
That Mr. Bags.
453
00:41:34,829 --> 00:41:36,950
Ooh, he gets under my skin.
454
00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:43,840
Mr. Bags.
455
00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:46,780
Why do I put up with that knit whip?
456
00:41:50,170 --> 00:41:52,430
Thanks for going to put a bag over my
head.
457
00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:57,350
He's not going to ruin my week.
458
00:41:57,750 --> 00:42:00,590
He is so mean to me.
459
00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:03,550
He doesn't even see how hard I try.
460
00:42:07,370 --> 00:42:09,030
Got one thing.
461
00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:12,540
To the date.
462
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,420
To Lyla.
463
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:17,920
I've got to Lyla.
464
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,590
Oh, sweet to Lyla.
465
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,760
He has no idea.
466
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,240
The date I have.
467
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,020
Mr. Bags.
468
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,020
Ooh, you make me so mad.
469
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,720
You call me in Luther?
470
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,920
Not this time.
471
00:42:33,921 --> 00:42:36,960
Luther is the winner because I got to
Lyla.
472
00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:40,660
Because this time Mr. Bags, you're the
loser.
473
00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:42,020
And guess what else?
474
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,400
You're fired.
475
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:50,780
Because I guess what?
476
00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:52,260
Don't lie.
477
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,120
Don't lie.
478
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,420
She's all I can think about.
479
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,400
And not just thinking about it.
480
00:43:00,401 --> 00:43:02,800
I get to call her because it's date 90.
481
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:12,510
This can't be.
482
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:16,920
It's impossible.
483
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,220
This is a joke.
484
00:43:21,060 --> 00:43:22,060
Do Lyla?
485
00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:24,840
How could you do this?
486
00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:28,060
There must be so much stake.
487
00:43:28,369 --> 00:43:29,460
This is a mistake.
488
00:43:29,539 --> 00:43:32,960
This can't be.
489
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:34,900
This can't be.
490
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:35,200
This can't be.
491
00:43:35,910 --> 00:43:37,140
Little sticks.
492
00:43:39,014 --> 00:43:40,060
This can't be.
493
00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:42,940
This isn't happening to me.
494
00:43:42,941 --> 00:43:44,300
This isn't happening.
495
00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:45,480
No!
496
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,520
No!
497
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,680
No!
498
00:43:47,681 --> 00:43:48,480
No!
499
00:43:48,540 --> 00:43:49,540
It's impossible.
500
00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:52,340
It can't be.
501
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,300
It can't be.
502
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,520
This can't be.
503
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:55,680
Of course.
504
00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:57,340
Luther.
505
00:43:58,540 --> 00:43:59,540
Luther.
506
00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:03,160
How could this happen to me?
507
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:03,740
The Lyla.
508
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,280
I can't believe you.
509
00:44:07,664 --> 00:44:09,180
The Lyla.
510
00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:12,920
Could you ever love somebody like me?
511
00:44:12,921 --> 00:44:14,460
The Lyla.
512
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,320
Could you ever love somebody like me?
513
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,020
The Lyla.
514
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,480
The Lyla.
515
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,360
Could you ever love somebody like me?
516
00:44:24,980 --> 00:44:25,980
Did you?
517
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:28,840
Oh, the Lyla.
518
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,000
How could you do this?
519
00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:47,300
All right, the Lyla.
520
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,900
All right, the Lyla.
521
00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:55,560
Now, you might think Luther boots is a
pushover.
522
00:44:56,310 --> 00:45:02,900
I can guarantee you Mr. Luther boots is no
pushover.
523
00:45:03,934 --> 00:45:09,020
With that being said, I am going to take
you to task right now.
524
00:45:09,644 --> 00:45:13,960
I'm going to ask you one final time.
525
00:45:14,999 --> 00:45:18,760
And after that, I mean, all bets are off,
okay?
526
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,020
All bets will be off.
527
00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:25,320
Now, you get to make a choice right now.
528
00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:27,520
A fairytale wedding someday.
529
00:45:28,134 --> 00:45:30,540
Flowers, a picket fence.
530
00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:33,100
Or.
531
00:45:33,804 --> 00:45:34,804
Or.
532
00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:38,400
A life of sadness and regret.
533
00:45:38,664 --> 00:45:43,620
When you turn me down, that's what you've
got waiting for you.
534
00:45:44,740 --> 00:45:48,000
Now, I'm not going to give you a day.
535
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,540
You're not getting 24 hours.
536
00:45:51,279 --> 00:45:52,840
You're not getting half a day.
537
00:45:53,339 --> 00:45:55,720
I'm telling you right now.
538
00:45:56,534 --> 00:45:57,680
I want an answer.
539
00:45:58,479 --> 00:46:00,080
And I deserve an answer.
540
00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:07,580
Really nice thing.
541
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:09,020
Someone good.
542
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,800
He didn't want these too.
543
00:51:39,590 --> 00:51:42,680
What a day.
544
00:51:43,524 --> 00:51:44,524
What a day.
545
00:51:44,650 --> 00:51:48,600
I am so mad.
546
00:51:49,744 --> 00:51:50,800
What a week!
547
00:51:51,319 --> 00:51:52,740
What a week!
548
00:51:53,394 --> 00:51:57,420
Mr. Bags on me as you draw the line up.
549
00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:01,860
I have got it.
550
00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:04,480
Give the line one more chance.
551
00:52:05,220 --> 00:52:09,240
Give her a chance to make a take up.
552
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:12,060
Wait, wait, where am i?
553
00:52:12,620 --> 00:52:13,620
Why do you answer?
554
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:20,760
It's the line up!
555
00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:22,060
Goodbye.
556
00:52:25,754 --> 00:52:27,220
After all this?
557
00:52:27,694 --> 00:52:28,694
No answer.
558
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,660
No answer from my delight.
559
00:52:34,114 --> 00:52:36,040
I have had it up to hear with her.
560
00:52:37,860 --> 00:52:39,000
First, Mr. Bags.
561
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,320
What?
562
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,320
What is going wrong?
563
00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:46,000
It's like everything's crumbling around
me.
564
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,420
I thought I was going to get organized.
565
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:52,080
Mr. Bags would give me a raise.
566
00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:53,780
He'd give me more responsibility.
567
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:59,520
And now that's fallen into pieces,
I thought I was going to be organized.
568
00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:04,200
I thought I was going to revolutionize
everything with him and be a hero.
569
00:53:05,050 --> 00:53:06,050
Here.
570
00:53:06,375 --> 00:53:07,580
Put it up the lilac.
571
00:53:07,789 --> 00:53:08,960
I was supposed to be a hero.
572
00:53:10,514 --> 00:53:12,120
Everything is fallen apart.
573
00:53:12,230 --> 00:53:15,580
I tried so hard to do everything you want
to do.
574
00:53:15,944 --> 00:53:19,600
Everything in general, it should do for
somebody they want to want to deal with.
575
00:53:20,020 --> 00:53:23,920
And now, no date night and no answering
the phone.
576
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:32,740
What in my life has changed to put me in
this predicament I'm in today?
577
00:53:33,290 --> 00:53:39,600
What single element has been added in to
my life to make me crazier?
578
00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:42,620
You.
579
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:44,840
Back.
580
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:49,169
I've been you've been the
one thing that was supposed to
581
00:53:49,170 --> 00:53:52,900
fix and organize everything
and loot their boots as life.
582
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:53,820
Remember?
583
00:53:54,149 --> 00:53:55,260
I saw you.
584
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:56,060
We talked.
585
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:57,840
We had a heart to heart.
586
00:53:57,890 --> 00:53:59,860
We told you everything about my life.
587
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,300
We told you about Mr. Baggs.
588
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,440
I told you about the lilac and you were
supposed to fix everything.
589
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:05,220
Three.
590
00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:06,160
Fixing everything.
591
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:08,740
That was you and you have been pulled your
weight.
592
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:11,800
Look at you.
593
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,900
You've been no help at all.
594
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,140
You haven't done a single thing right?
595
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,360
Have you realized that?
596
00:54:19,110 --> 00:54:21,280
Some helper organized you are.
597
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:27,580
I should have left you and I could have
left you there.
598
00:54:28,064 --> 00:54:30,580
You have done nothing.
599
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:36,720
The organizer, the fixer, what you were
supposed to be has blown up in my face.
600
00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:37,860
I think.
601
00:54:38,870 --> 00:54:41,600
I think it's time for you to go.
602
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:42,980
You're the problem.
603
00:54:43,709 --> 00:54:45,580
And what do you do with the problem?
604
00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:47,960
You get rid of it.
605
00:54:53,959 --> 00:54:56,116
Luther, do you really
think a woman like Delilah
606
00:54:56,117 --> 00:54:58,791
Fontaine is ever going to
give you the time of day?
607
00:54:59,199 --> 00:55:00,330
I mean, look at you.
608
00:55:00,455 --> 00:55:02,390
You have no style, no money.
609
00:55:02,870 --> 00:55:04,790
And you drive what looks like a clown car.
610
00:55:04,839 --> 00:55:05,930
I mean, no offense.
611
00:55:06,290 --> 00:55:09,970
But if I get served, you have loser
written all over you.
612
00:55:57,355 --> 00:55:58,900
Hello, we have a day here.
613
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:05,200
All right, let's see what we got to do
today.
614
00:56:17,260 --> 00:56:20,020
What's that black backpack doing in the
office?
615
00:56:20,021 --> 00:56:21,100
That's Luther's.
616
00:56:21,425 --> 00:56:23,020
Are you kidding me?
617
00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:24,620
Luther gave me something?
618
00:56:24,914 --> 00:56:27,340
You know, maybe I was too hard on Luther.
619
00:56:27,380 --> 00:56:28,020
Look at it.
620
00:56:28,021 --> 00:56:29,021
He gave me his backpack.
621
00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:30,980
How bad can this guy be?
622
00:56:31,184 --> 00:56:32,580
I'm a man of second chances.
623
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:34,341
Maybe I'm going to give him a second
chance.
624
00:56:34,365 --> 00:56:36,240
He was pretty nice to give me that
backpack.
625
00:56:36,465 --> 00:56:40,100
You know, if I have to admit it,
he's kind of been like a son to me.
626
00:56:40,334 --> 00:56:45,420
Maybe a wayward son that's come home,
but Luther's been like a son to me.
627
00:56:45,454 --> 00:56:47,160
Thank you, Luther, for that backpack.
628
00:56:47,634 --> 00:56:50,500
You know, maybe I quit calling him a
loser.
629
00:56:51,174 --> 00:56:52,940
I'll just start calling him Luther.
630
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,280
Luther gave me his backpack.
631
00:56:56,555 --> 00:56:58,240
Yes, the trouble I've given him.
632
00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:59,640
Oh my goodness.
633
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,620
Yeah, that's Luther's okay.
634
00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:04,780
Very nice.
635
00:57:05,285 --> 00:57:08,020
Well, this is a very very nice backpack.
636
00:57:08,104 --> 00:57:11,920
Luther gave me his favorite backpack to
me.
637
00:57:12,030 --> 00:57:13,800
And I've been so hard on him.
638
00:57:13,864 --> 00:57:14,864
Thank you, Luther.
639
00:57:16,175 --> 00:57:17,460
Yeah, fine.
640
00:57:17,649 --> 00:57:20,260
And I think it's going to fit,
too.
641
00:57:21,260 --> 00:57:22,260
Yep.
642
00:57:22,780 --> 00:57:24,700
Oh, yeah, nice feeling good.
643
00:57:25,315 --> 00:57:26,540
Very nice.
644
00:57:26,580 --> 00:57:27,820
Very nice.
645
00:58:34,630 --> 00:58:36,630
I'm dying.
646
00:58:37,330 --> 00:58:40,510
I should have hired my son.
647
00:59:24,205 --> 00:59:28,139
I'm amazingly, as the body
count started to rise, Luther,
648
00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:32,190
the man who bought the
backpack at a local garage sale.
649
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:35,410
Never seemed to notice any odd
coincidences.
650
00:59:36,444 --> 00:59:40,810
One would think, but the body's literally
dropping dead all around him.
651
00:59:40,909 --> 00:59:45,630
Mr. Boots will have at least been curious
about these goings on.
652
00:59:46,090 --> 00:59:52,390
Apparently, it didn't even end his mind
until it was too late.
653
00:59:58,110 --> 00:59:59,110
Hey Carl.
654
00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:01,280
What's going on?
655
01:00:02,514 --> 01:00:04,280
I'm going to be working remotely.
656
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:07,340
I'm at the office right now packing up a
few things.
657
01:00:07,674 --> 01:00:08,674
You didn't hear?
658
01:00:09,944 --> 01:00:12,280
My boss was killed the other day.
659
01:00:13,334 --> 01:00:16,460
Yeah, the maintenance guy, too.
660
01:00:16,894 --> 01:00:18,560
There's been two murders here.
661
01:00:19,914 --> 01:00:20,914
I don't know.
662
01:00:20,940 --> 01:00:24,060
They're not really telling us,
but I'm just putting together some stuff.
663
01:00:24,140 --> 01:00:25,880
I can work from home.
664
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:27,880
Yeah.
665
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:29,200
It's really crazy.
666
01:00:30,450 --> 01:00:31,980
There's no information on it.
667
01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:33,900
Yeah, no, they're not telling us anything.
668
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,160
Now, they're sending everybody home.
669
01:00:37,490 --> 01:00:41,660
Just told them to come in and grab a few
things and bring our computers home.
670
01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:46,540
Yeah, I mean, for how much I didn't like
Mr. Bags, he's gone now.
671
01:00:46,685 --> 01:00:47,800
No, I'm not a suspect.
672
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:49,100
No.
673
01:00:50,075 --> 01:00:52,160
No, Carl, I'm not a suspect.
674
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,620
Carl, you watch way too much TV.
675
01:00:57,484 --> 01:00:59,080
Now, there's some yellow tape.
676
01:01:01,110 --> 01:01:04,981
There's just been some people snooping
around and some detectives, but nothing else.
677
01:01:05,020 --> 01:01:09,020
Yeah, and now, just taking some of the
essentials, you know, some of the stuff I
678
01:01:09,021 --> 01:01:13,880
have to have, you know, some of the big
accounts, some paperwork, you know,
679
01:01:14,070 --> 01:01:14,860
those kind of things.
680
01:01:15,035 --> 01:01:17,140
And my stapler, a few markers.
681
01:01:19,064 --> 01:01:20,760
I think it's an ongoing investigation.
682
01:01:21,029 --> 01:01:22,029
I haven't said anything.
683
01:01:22,629 --> 01:01:24,180
Yeah, I don't know
what this could be, but
684
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:27,081
I'm getting out of here
sooner or the better.
685
01:01:27,154 --> 01:01:28,480
Yeah, I'll see you this weekend.
686
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:30,900
Okay.
687
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:32,640
Goodbye.
688
01:01:40,110 --> 01:01:42,000
Look sir, what are we watching?
689
01:01:42,985 --> 01:01:44,240
This is my favorite show.
690
01:01:44,540 --> 01:01:45,760
And you guys there.
691
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,240
The show was on 40 years ago.
692
01:01:55,660 --> 01:01:57,080
And it's still on now.
693
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,410
It's not that funny.
694
01:02:07,030 --> 01:02:09,030
This is my favorite show.
695
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:11,810
It's not even a comedy!
696
01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:16,030
You might be the only person watching
this.
697
01:02:16,515 --> 01:02:18,155
You ever think about getting a bigger TV?
698
01:02:19,650 --> 01:02:20,650
Why?
699
01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:23,030
I mean, Luther, this is like...
700
01:02:23,575 --> 01:02:27,210
This literally, if a screen was any
smaller, wouldn't exist.
701
01:02:28,620 --> 01:02:29,730
I think it's perfect.
702
01:02:34,104 --> 01:02:35,104
I don't know.
703
01:02:35,850 --> 01:02:38,700
What about the place that you're staying
in?
704
01:02:38,895 --> 01:02:40,420
Try it.
705
01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:41,640
I shouldn't let people talk to you.
706
01:02:41,641 --> 01:02:42,641
My place for trauma?
707
01:02:43,540 --> 01:02:47,240
Oh, I mean, now you don't want to like,
something a little bit bigger?
708
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:48,480
No.
709
01:02:48,914 --> 01:02:50,360
You couldn't have moved in.
710
01:02:50,394 --> 01:02:52,700
I mean, carry me out in extra room.
711
01:02:52,964 --> 01:02:55,280
Now I wanted my own place out of my own.
712
01:02:55,790 --> 01:02:58,120
You like sharing a toilet with eight other
people?
713
01:02:58,524 --> 01:02:59,900
Hey, it's not so bad.
714
01:03:05,759 --> 01:03:08,330
You're telling me that size TV that
doesn't bother you.
715
01:03:08,970 --> 01:03:12,850
No, maybe three or four feet away from it.
716
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,630
If you were bigger, you could lay back on
the bed.
717
01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:19,150
That's just fine.
718
01:03:23,130 --> 01:03:24,250
You want something to drink?
719
01:03:25,129 --> 01:03:29,010
Well, I do, but you probably only have
water, so no.
720
01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:31,190
I'll maybe go out later and get something.
721
01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:36,860
Mooter, can I change the channel?
722
01:03:38,060 --> 01:03:39,060
Sure.
723
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:51,840
What are you doing?
724
01:04:52,584 --> 01:04:54,270
What's the matter with you?
725
01:04:54,450 --> 01:04:54,470
What?
726
01:04:55,110 --> 01:04:55,110
What?
727
01:04:55,730 --> 01:04:56,010
Nothing.
728
01:04:56,664 --> 01:04:57,690
This way sucks.
729
01:04:58,059 --> 01:05:01,571
You have a small support
with the crappiest TV,
730
01:05:01,572 --> 01:05:04,310
and you're back at just
trying to strangle me.
731
01:05:04,311 --> 01:05:05,311
The backpack?
732
01:05:05,644 --> 01:05:06,310
Yes.
733
01:05:06,390 --> 01:05:06,850
The backpack.
734
01:05:07,390 --> 01:05:08,790
What's the matter with you, Luther?
735
01:05:10,110 --> 01:05:11,870
What are you talking about?
736
01:05:12,264 --> 01:05:13,670
What are you talking about?
737
01:05:13,671 --> 01:05:13,730
What are you talking about?
738
01:05:13,731 --> 01:05:15,930
You're not doing this to me.
739
01:05:16,259 --> 01:05:16,990
Nothing of you.
740
01:05:17,090 --> 01:05:17,590
Nothing of you.
741
01:05:18,010 --> 01:05:18,370
Nothing of you.
742
01:05:18,830 --> 01:05:19,370
Nothing of everything.
743
01:05:19,774 --> 01:05:20,774
I'm going.
744
01:05:21,030 --> 01:05:22,030
Goodbye.
745
01:05:24,595 --> 01:05:25,770
I brought you a water.
746
01:05:26,870 --> 01:05:27,870
Drink it.
747
01:05:37,595 --> 01:05:39,660
It was bad, not backpack.
748
01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:42,120
What's the matter with you?
749
01:05:42,121 --> 01:05:43,401
It was a bad or a waste of time.
750
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:45,000
Why would you have that?
751
01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:46,420
You feel like
752
01:05:57,700 --> 01:05:58,700
it?
753
01:06:02,420 --> 01:06:49,440
This backpack had enough.
754
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,360
I threw it away.
755
01:06:51,544 --> 01:06:52,544
It came back.
756
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,620
Carl says it tried to kill him.
757
01:06:54,621 --> 01:06:55,940
There's no way.
758
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,320
It's impossible.
759
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:01,960
It's absolutely completely, totally
impossible.
760
01:07:07,234 --> 01:07:08,540
Oh, this backpack.
761
01:07:09,074 --> 01:07:10,140
I've got a backpack.
762
01:07:10,229 --> 01:07:11,780
It costs so much trouble.
763
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:19,900
Maybe I can... maybe I can search and try
to find some information on it.
764
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:21,240
I threw it away.
765
01:07:21,919 --> 01:07:26,120
There's no way it's coming back and trying
to kill Carl.
766
01:07:26,829 --> 01:07:28,100
It's impossible.
767
01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:31,820
Maybe I can do some research.
768
01:07:32,379 --> 01:07:37,381
Maybe I can search on the internet for
this backpack and find out what's going on.
769
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:38,060
The internet.
770
01:07:38,464 --> 01:07:39,900
That's what I'm going to do.
771
01:08:31,319 --> 01:08:32,319
The
772
01:08:49,795 --> 01:08:53,000
backpack is from a house in Amityville.
773
01:09:11,970 --> 01:09:16,729
People thought the backpack was a killer,
so they gave it away.
774
01:09:16,730 --> 01:09:20,410
And I bought it from a garage sale.
775
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:39,819
Man, all of this research is made me
thirsty.
776
01:09:41,195 --> 01:09:44,200
I'm going to take care of that.
777
01:09:50,165 --> 01:09:52,380
Oh, I am so tired.
778
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,400
I didn't get awake asleep.
779
01:09:55,590 --> 01:09:57,220
I'm doing research online.
780
01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,640
Let's take it back.
781
01:10:29,180 --> 01:10:30,680
Where's that weird friend?
782
01:10:49,090 --> 01:10:50,950
No, he didn't kill me.
783
01:12:10,770 --> 01:12:12,590
Somebody help me.
784
01:12:13,850 --> 01:12:16,550
Somebody help me.
785
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:21,530
My backpack is trying to kill me.
786
01:12:22,230 --> 01:12:25,470
Somebody help me.
787
01:12:28,270 --> 01:12:29,270
Carl!
788
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:03,340
For once my life, I'm not gonna be scared.
789
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:06,920
I'm not gonna be scared.
790
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:15,260
I was saving those for the Lila.
791
01:13:40,540 --> 01:13:42,160
I'm not gonna be scared.
792
01:13:42,161 --> 01:13:43,780
I'm not gonna be scared.
793
01:14:09,860 --> 01:14:17,860
I'm not gonna be scared.
794
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:18,960
I'm not gonna be scared.
795
01:17:20,890 --> 01:17:21,900
Pooopsie!
796
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:24,220
Pooopsie, is that you?
797
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:27,760
Pooopsie!
798
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:29,160
Pooopsie!
799
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:38,440
Pooopsie!
800
01:17:38,940 --> 01:17:38,940
Pooopsie!
801
01:17:38,941 --> 01:17:44,220
Oh, my Pooopsie!
802
01:17:44,420 --> 01:17:45,420
I love you.
803
01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:51,235
In most cases, the
out of this world, the
804
01:17:51,236 --> 01:17:55,321
amazing true story of
the Amityville backpack.
805
01:17:55,410 --> 01:17:59,320
In fact, some of the Amityville still
claim that if the wind is chill,
806
01:17:59,585 --> 01:18:03,360
and the hills are still, you can hear all
of them in the distant countryside,
807
01:18:03,890 --> 01:18:05,300
the sound of random drills.
808
01:18:05,725 --> 01:18:08,820
And others may change, but you can still
hear screams as well.
809
01:18:31,630 --> 01:18:32,630
Pooopsie!
810
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:36,160
Pooopsie!
811
01:18:37,860 --> 01:18:39,260
Pooopsie!
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