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Dude, when you get off your phone, all
the actions out there, not on Tinder or
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Grindr or whatever app you're on now.
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Look at you keeping up with the gay
terminology.
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A true ally.
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And look at that, you got my drink
right.
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Yeah, well, a double vodka soda isn't
exactly that complicated.
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So it's, uh, coming up, isn't it?
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Just to... A few months from now.
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What?
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Oh, the wedding's just around the
corner, yeah.
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Do you still need help finding the suit?
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No, I'm perfectly capable of finding my
own suit.
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Are you sure?
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It's really no problem at all. I'm good.
I don't need your help.
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Just please don't wait until the last
minute again.
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You know that I will figure it out. I
always do.
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Anyway, how's Gab handling all of this?
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Gabby's still planning up a storm. You
know how she gets under pressure.
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That girl is always under pressure.
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Yeah, but she handles it well. And still
has time for me.
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I've been busy. And of course she has
time for you. You stole her from me.
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She was my best friend first.
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All I'm saying is a response to my text
wouldn't hurt.
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And maybe you shouldn't have introduced
us then.
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I know.
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Now I'm the single one.
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There are literally no options.
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What do you mean?
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I'm just saying, nobody wants anything
serious anymore.
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If it's not a random hookup or a
situation tip, it's a divorced dad with
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kids. Or a DL husband.
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Yeah, no.
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As if.
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I have standards, you know. My point
being, this tea is in fact dry.
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Well, why don't I help?
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You know, be like your wingman or
something. You don't have to do that.
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Oh, come on. At least let me try.
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There's no way that you'll know how to
navigate this crowd.
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Is that a bet?
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Because I do need another drink.
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Get ready, because the next time I'm
back, I'm going to be with your very own
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Prince Charming.
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We'll see about that.
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Jamie, this is Kyle.
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Oh, right.
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What's up?
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You must be Jamie.
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I, uh, heard a lot about you.
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Oh, I, I saw.
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Sorry, um, I hope my friend didn't
interrupt you anyway.
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Oh, that's alright.
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I needed something new tonight, anyway.
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Your partner, he came at just the right
time, actually. Oh, no, no, friend. He's
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straight and engaged.
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Well, your friend...
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Came at just the right time.
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I was actually about to head to the
circuit party on the other side of town.
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What do you say? You want in?
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Oh, um, no, it's not really my scene.
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Yeah, totally. That's all right.
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That's Jack. It looks great on you, by
the way.
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Thanks. You have gorgeous eyes.
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Do you live in the city, or are you just
vacationing? Yeah, no, I live here. Just
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a little bit north. What about you? Oh,
I'm west.
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How long have you lived here?
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Moved here right after college, so it's
been a few years now.
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Oh, nice. Where'd you go to college?
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East Coast.
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Boston.
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Let me guess.
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You work in finance.
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Was it that obvious?
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Yeah, finance is what I do.
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Mostly work remotely, though, so it's
lots of free time.
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That must be nice. I work in marketing,
but... Yo, Kyle, we're hanging out a
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few. Still here?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, give me a minute. I'll be right
over.
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Can I give you my number?
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Yeah, I'd like that.
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There.
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Sent myself a text and everything.
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Yeah, I'll see you around.
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Cutie.
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So, how'd it go?
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Well, I got his number.
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That's what I'm talking about. Who's the
greatest wingman ever?
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Calm down.
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Sure, you did fine. But let's just wait
and see if he texts me after his wild
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night with his friends.
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Yeah, they seem like a fun group.
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Yeah, I'm sure one or two of them would
like to have some fun with you.
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I don't know.
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Was that Gab?
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Uh, yeah.
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She's just wondering when we'll be
getting back.
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You're still planning on staying over
tonight, right?
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Yeah, that's the plan.
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I'm ready to go now, but I need to go to
the restroom first, if that's okay.
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Oh, hey, I thought you'd be gone by now.
The party wasn't sounding like much fun.
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Yeah, my friends left.
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Are you going to be okay getting home?
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Yeah, you can help me get home, babe.
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Kyle, what the hell? Let go!
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You look gorgeous.
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Especially when you struggle.
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Get the fuck off of me
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Jamie
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you alright?
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Do you need me to call the police?
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I just want to go.
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Yeah.
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Jamie, I'm so sorry.
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I should have been there. I should
have... No, Cal, it's not on you. I
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honestly should be thanking you for even
trying.
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Jamie, you don't deserve that. No one
deserves to be treated that way.
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Yeah, but not everyone is meant to find
their person like you either.
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Some people just learn to accept being
alone.
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It's better than trying to find someone
and all of that.
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Please don't think you're one of those
people.
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You'll find someone when you least
expect it, you know?
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Love sometimes isn't in the cards for
people like me.
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Jamie, why do you think... Gab is
probably waiting on us. We should get
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going.
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No, Jamie.
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We're not done.
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Why?
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Why what? Why do you think love isn't
out there for you?
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You're genuinely one of the kindest
people I know.
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So many guys would be lucky to have you
in their lives.
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So why don't you see your value?
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Hal, stop.
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I've had enough of your self-sabotage.
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You do so much for everyone else. Fuck,
I wouldn't have Gabby without you.
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Put yourself first for once.
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You deserve to be happy.
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I have spent my entire life being told
about all the things that I deserve.
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I need to wait for the right moment.
Well, I've been waiting.
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I've been patient.
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And every time I try to get close to
someone, I get ghosted.
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I get thrown aside for a better looking
guy.
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I get assaulted in a fucking bar
bathroom.
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So maybe I'm done trying.
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Now can we please leave?
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I'm cold.
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I seriously don't know where I'd be
without you.
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So please, give yourself some grace.
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I don't know where to start.
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And that's okay.
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Let me help you for one.
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Okay, Cal.
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Since when do you hug people?
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I always hug family, Jamie.
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I look back at yours.
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Choir in the church thing played the
Lord.
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It ain't funny. It ain't mean.
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It ain't worth a single thing.
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I'd go hungry if it meant you'd get some
rest.
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The breath, the beat, the gramony.
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you'd be the bird that found your clue
out of her nest.
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