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Dude, when you get off your phone, all the actions out there, not on Tinder or

Grindr or whatever app you're on now.

Look at you keeping up with the gay terminology.

A true ally.

And look at that, you got my drink right.

Yeah, well, a double vodka soda isn't exactly that complicated.

So it's, uh, coming up, isn't it?

Just to... A few months from now.

What?

Oh, the wedding's just around the corner, yeah.

Do you still need help finding the suit?

No, I'm perfectly capable of finding my own suit.

Are you sure?

It's really no problem at all. I'm good. I don't need your help.

Just please don't wait until the last minute again.

You know that I will figure it out. I always do.

Anyway, how's Gab handling all of this?

Gabby's still planning up a storm. You know how she gets under pressure.

That girl is always under pressure.

Yeah, but she handles it well. And still has time for me.

I've been busy. And of course she has time for you. You stole her from me.

She was my best friend first.

All I'm saying is a response to my text wouldn't hurt.

And maybe you shouldn't have introduced us then.

I know.

Now I'm the single one.

There are literally no options.

What do you mean?

I'm just saying, nobody wants anything serious anymore.

If it's not a random hookup or a situation tip, it's a divorced dad with

kids. Or a DL husband.

Yeah, no.

As if.

I have standards, you know. My point being, this tea is in fact dry.

Well, why don't I help?

You know, be like your wingman or something. You don't have to do that.

Oh, come on. At least let me try.

There's no way that you'll know how to navigate this crowd.

Is that a bet?

Because I do need another drink.

Get ready, because the next time I'm back, I'm going to be with your very own

Prince Charming.

We'll see about that.

Jamie, this is Kyle.

Oh, right.

What's up?

You must be Jamie.

I, uh, heard a lot about you.

Oh, I, I saw.

Sorry, um, I hope my friend didn't interrupt you anyway.

Oh, that's alright.

I needed something new tonight, anyway.

Your partner, he came at just the right time, actually. Oh, no, no, friend. He's

straight and engaged.

Well, your friend...

Came at just the right time.

I was actually about to head to the circuit party on the other side of town.

What do you say? You want in?

Oh, um, no, it's not really my scene.

Yeah, totally. That's all right.

That's Jack. It looks great on you, by the way.

Thanks. You have gorgeous eyes.

Do you live in the city, or are you just vacationing? Yeah, no, I live here. Just

a little bit north. What about you? Oh, I'm west.

How long have you lived here?

Moved here right after college, so it's been a few years now.

Oh, nice. Where'd you go to college?

East Coast.

Boston.

Let me guess.

You work in finance.

Was it that obvious?

Yeah, finance is what I do.

Mostly work remotely, though, so it's lots of free time.

That must be nice. I work in marketing, but... Yo, Kyle, we're hanging out a

few. Still here?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, give me a minute. I'll be right over.

Can I give you my number?

Yeah, I'd like that.

There.

Sent myself a text and everything.

Yeah, I'll see you around.

Cutie.

So, how'd it go?

Well, I got his number.

That's what I'm talking about. Who's the greatest wingman ever?

Calm down.

Sure, you did fine. But let's just wait and see if he texts me after his wild

night with his friends.

Yeah, they seem like a fun group.

Yeah, I'm sure one or two of them would like to have some fun with you.

I don't know.

Was that Gab?

Uh, yeah.

She's just wondering when we'll be getting back.

You're still planning on staying over tonight, right?

Yeah, that's the plan.

I'm ready to go now, but I need to go to the restroom first, if that's okay.

Oh, hey, I thought you'd be gone by now. The party wasn't sounding like much fun.

Yeah, my friends left.

Are you going to be okay getting home?

Yeah, you can help me get home, babe.

Kyle, what the hell? Let go!

You look gorgeous.

Especially when you struggle.

Get the fuck off of me

Jamie

you alright?

Do you need me to call the police?

I just want to go.

Yeah.

Jamie, I'm so sorry.

I should have been there. I should have... No, Cal, it's not on you. I

honestly should be thanking you for even trying.

Jamie, you don't deserve that. No one deserves to be treated that way.

Yeah, but not everyone is meant to find their person like you either.

Some people just learn to accept being alone.

It's better than trying to find someone and all of that.

Please don't think you're one of those people.

You'll find someone when you least expect it, you know?

Love sometimes isn't in the cards for people like me.

Jamie, why do you think... Gab is probably waiting on us. We should get

going.

No, Jamie.

We're not done.

Why?

Why what? Why do you think love isn't out there for you?

You're genuinely one of the kindest people I know.

So many guys would be lucky to have you in their lives.

So why don't you see your value?

Hal, stop.

I've had enough of your self-sabotage.

You do so much for everyone else. Fuck, I wouldn't have Gabby without you.

Put yourself first for once.

You deserve to be happy.

I have spent my entire life being told about all the things that I deserve.

I need to wait for the right moment. Well, I've been waiting.

I've been patient.

And every time I try to get close to someone, I get ghosted.

I get thrown aside for a better looking guy.

I get assaulted in a fucking bar bathroom.

So maybe I'm done trying.

Now can we please leave?

I'm cold.

I seriously don't know where I'd be without you.

So please, give yourself some grace.

I don't know where to start.

And that's okay.

Let me help you for one.

Okay, Cal.

Since when do you hug people?

I always hug family, Jamie.

I look back at yours.

Choir in the church thing played the Lord.

It ain't funny. It ain't mean.

It ain't worth a single thing.

I'd go hungry if it meant you'd get some rest.

The breath, the beat, the gramony.

you'd be the bird that found your clue out of her nest.