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So, you guys had a pretty good trip, or what?

Yeah, it wasn't that bad.

Where'd you stop for food? Thanks for having us. It was my pleasure.

I'm really sorry, honey, about the sleeping situation, but, you know,

Mother and I just...

Got a smaller house because we were downsizing.

Empty nesters. Yeah.

We'll make do. We'll be okay. He slept with me when he was little. It's okay.

Okay, well, hopefully he doesn't flip-flop around and go crazy on you

there. But, I mean, it is a queen-size bed.

Yeah, we'll make it work. It's okay. Just drop it. No big deal. I know. He

always thinks it's a big deal. No, it's like an ordeal. Like, we have to, yeah.

Well, I mean.

It's okay. It's okay. Let's let him get on his ass and get to bed. I mean, let

him get ready for bed, not, you know.

Yeah. You see? I mean, I don't get to say shit. I mean, I'm just... Oh, come

on, dear. Let's go. Okay, okay, okay. So, you guys, if you need anything, just

kind of yell for us. We're upstairs.

Okay, well, good night.

Bye. Bye. All right.

Good night. Sleep well. We will.

Funny they're worried about us sleeping in the same room. Yeah, I know. We've

been doing it for years. I mean, I don't know what they're worried about.

Well, I don't know. Yeah.

That was, like, really funny. Right.

That's pretty good. This works well.

It'll be nice to relax.

Mm-hmm.

My word.

We thought maybe you'd want a blanket, but I guess you're keeping warm all by

yourself. No.

Oh, my.

I have a feeling. I have a feeling.

I think this is really awkward.

Well,

actually, maybe not as awkward as you think.

You see, your brother, I taught him how to have sex, and we always had sex,

because your father just couldn't perform.

My mother did the same thing with me.

Really? Yeah. That's crazy.

Well,

we just, you know, it's kind of lonely.

I don't know.

I'm not judging you, darling. I'm sorry.

In fact, you know, since this situation has come up,

actually, you know, since your brother has moved away and everything like that.

Oh, your brother can't get it out fast enough. Do you mind if I just, like,

kind of join you?

Jesus Christ, let me tell you. Tell it, okay?

You just take too long, and I'm way horny. Anyway, yeah.

I don't even know what to say. This is so weird.

It's weird enough what I'm doing right now. Yeah, we're doing that?

Yeah. Well, I know. I'm not trying to judge. I'm just a little overwhelmed

with it, I guess.

Is that enough?

I know. I would not play out your health. I mean, no. Do you mind if I

watch, at least?

I like to give your grandmother instructions.

I guess we don't need that blanket, but we will.

I'll just take it over here for a while.

Well, I'm kind of tripping, but whatever.

Okay, come on, you're going to be fine.

I have to teach you something. That's okay.

You all right with that? Sure. Okay, all right.

I don't want to traumatize my son.

Oh, I won't try with him. He's really nice and gentle.

That's your father. That's right. Wait till you see these boobs.

Yeah, he always did have nice little titties.

You might have gotten your father's side of the family.

Oh, it's a jelly bag. Good.

I'm sure, honey, you're about to get warmed up. Yeah. Okay?

Hi. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Thank you.

Where did your mom go?

She's so good.

Oh, darling.

Do I take after you?

Yeah. Are you good like this? Yes, I am. Show me.

Okay. You need to share anyway.

I think that's pretty hot.

Pretty hot.

Do you like honey?

Well, yeah.

I'm sorry that wasn't nice. I know you want to, but... I'm even more turned on

than you feel with all this going on.

I don't know.

Which is hotter, my wife sucking my grandson's cock or watching my daughter

finger her pussy?

Wow.

You never walked in on me doing this before?

Well, no, but I knew you were in the bathroom doing it once.

So, I mean, does that kind of count?

I did it more than once. Well, I know, but I'm going to admit that I actually

got down on my knees and looked in the keyhole.

Oh, wow.

Funny. Well, hey, it was a lot. long time ago.

And things were just popping up back then. I just couldn't help it.

That's right. But honey,

I might have been fucking you, but I was thinking of Peyton.

Is it okay?

Alright.

I felt guilty for a while, too.

Until I found out about you and David.

Oh. Good.

How come I never knew any of this? I just thought there was something wrong

with him. Well, it's not something you go out around and advertise.

Yeah, but if you guys would have told me, it would have felt so weird, I

think.

Well,

actually, the person we might have talked to is Michael. How are you

feeling? Feeling pretty good. It looks like it.

You like the way Grandma touched your cup?

Yeah.

You like that big cup? Yeah.

Bigger than David, honey.

How come I never got to get with David?

Brothers and sisters don't. Mothers and sons do.

Really?

It's still not bad looking, though.

Not too late.

I don't know if his wife would like it.

Oh, well. Fuck her. I like her anyway.

Well, how come we don't get Melissa involved?

Or do you think she just take it wrong? She's just so uptight. I don't know. But

maybe. We could get her drunk or something.

Put it on film and then she's like, blackmail. That's right. Then we

blackmail her.

That would be good for our family.

My cock is too big for my mouth. Wow.

Just think about that being in your puppy, baby.

Uh-huh.

You like that better than Grandpa's? Oh, yeah. Hey!

Quit making fun of me.

Mom showed me a picture of it before, though.

You what? I've seen a picture of it before from a long time ago.

We were sharing.

Oh, wow. She did show me that, yeah.

Now your mom needs to go around telling stories about me to all the ladies.

Yeah.

Story, beware.

Well,

I tell everybody I like your cupcakes.

That's so exciting. We don't have to hide this?

That's a story, too.

Yeah.

How much work trying to hide it?

I kind of have a,

and your mom knows this, but a smoking fetish.

And I know you used to smoke. You don't anymore.

Do you mind?

I could smoke a hit.

Maybe just give him a smoky blowjob. You're letting me fuck in your house.

Mom, what can I do? I don't know if I'm letting you.

Well, something's happening, isn't it?

Yeah, I think we can do that. Go get some of your mom's cigarettes and I'll

bring it back.

Okay. Thanks for your time.

Take your time. Don't you want to get a little action from your son?

I do. I just got to take his amount of cigarettes.

But, no, I totally want to get some action from him.

Here you go.

Those are menthol. Are you okay with those? Oh, I love menthol. And, Mom, you

like it? I did.

Your mother likes the regular ones.

Thank you, darling.

And here you go. Maybe you'd better serve it for her.

Yeah.

I usually smoke after sex, but somehow this just feels good because I know it's

going to get better and then I get to smoke again.

I just want to have sex.

Yeah.

I even found an ashtray.

Oh, thanks.

I'm sure.

I'll be careful. It'll be nice when I go over.

Accommodating.

I don't think we could get good accommodations anywhere else. No. No.

Not even the best or the worst. Not even.

What do you think, Sonny? Are you glad we came here instead of going to

Florida?

Very glad, yeah.

We're going to go to Orlando and steal the craft there, but this is better, I

think. Much better.

That feels so good, Grandma.

You let us know if you think you're about to have an accident.

Might need to get some protection here.

Some heavy fucking here.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I actually have some.

Your mom is ready to go.

Not her first rodeo.

Definitely hard.

I think I know how.

Okay. He showed you.

I figured shit out.

Oh, you even have Luke. Good girl.

Ooh, baby, you going to ride that one first?

Yeah. All right.

Your grandma's still really tight.

Well, that's what she said I have I wouldn't know her fan anymore

Wow, that's a sight.

You are a tight grandma. Yeah.

You feel so good.

It would be nice if grandma's were just a little larger than I'm used to.

Larger than dad?

Yeah.

Damn! Quit talking about me!

Yes, you're definitely bigger than Grandpa.

Even in his best day.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank you, Mom. Thank you.

So great.

Oh, God, you fuck well. Yeah, it was better than grandpa.

Oh, yeah.

I thought it was good.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Oh, darling.

I don't want to take all

the thunder. I want to trade.

Of course.

I always want to trade.

word, Peyton.

You go, girl.

I'm such a good cocksucker.

It looks that way.

You're in her heart all big time.

I love sucking into the cock.

Even your uncle.

Easy to get into.

After that long flight.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, it feels really good.

Dad's missing the best part.

I think you're enjoying this night, huh?

You liking it, baby?

Is it okay?

Oh,

yeah. I'm kind of worried how we're going to do it on our vacation.

This worked out so well.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

I'm so lucky.

No, you're not.

You know I'm watching you.

I feel so good.

I'm glad it's working.

I just started doing this years ago.

Really, all this wasted time.

Yeah, Dad probably wants to go to dinner or something.

You can do this more, though.

Let me fuck you a little more up, Grandma.

You're never fucking me.

I've been on your back.

Come on, fuck me, baby.

Fuck your grandma. Balls are so tight.

Oh, my God, I love my grandson.

Oh, wow.

No wonder you love this boy.

Yeah. Oh, God.

You should, too.

That's a good cocksucker.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Do cock in your mouth, honey. Yeah, make me shoot my huge load.

I don't know, try to swallow me.

This helps so good.

Yeah, I'm missing out.

Pretty awesome, huh?

Yeah.

That's really good.

You like that, Mom? I love it. You know I love it.

Such a good son.

And a good grandson. Yeah.

Grandma's happy.

Grandma's happy, too.

One big happy family.

Mm-hmm.

I'm glad we all get along so well. Yeah.

It's so much fun. Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

Do you?

Bust all your balloons?

How'd you like to do my balloons?

Nice little, nice little, nice big 36 double G's, baby.

Would you like to pop these or bust these open? Wide open.

Right in your mouth.

So how'd you like to bust this balloon?

Fuck my ass? Oh, yeah.

I think maybe you would like that a lot.

Maybe I'd like that a lot.

See you soon.

Thank you.

Hey.