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(easy, upbeat
funk intro playing)
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*
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* When I wake up
in the morning, love *
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* And the sunlight hurts
my eyes *
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* And something
without warning, love *
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(clock beeps)
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* Bears heavy on my mind
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* Then I look at you
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* And the world's all right
with me *
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* Just one look at you
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* And I know it's gonna be
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* A lovely day...
* Lovely, day, lovely day *
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* Lovely day, lovely day,
lovely day *
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* Lovely day, lovely day *
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* Lovely day *
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* A lovely day...
* Lovely day, lovely day *
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* Lovely day *
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* Lovely day, lovely day,
lovely day *
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* Lovely day, lovely day *
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* When the day that lies
ahead of me *
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* Seems impossible to face
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* When someone else
instead of me *
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* Always seems to know the way
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* Then I look at you
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* And the world's all right
with me *
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* Just one look at you
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* And I know it's gonna be...
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(song continues faintly
over radio)
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(vehicle beeping)
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(men talking indistinctly)
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Wait, man.
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Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!
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Put the clipboard
down, Serpico.
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He's just getting
ready to move that, man.
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Oh. Okay, great.
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If you could just move it,
that'd be great.
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Cool, man, no problem.
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Damn, came out
of nowhere.
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City make you
wear them shorts?
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Yeah, these are regulation--
we have to wear 'em
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till December 1.
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Between those shorts and
that little-ass truck,
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the shit's humiliating, man.
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It's a living, right?
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Man, I'm glad
I seen you when I did.
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I can't afford
another ticket.
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Ooh, actually, you know,
it's already been processed.
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Whatcha talking about?
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Well, this clipboard's
a computer.
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You see, once I push "send,"
it goes straight to Albany.
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It's in the system.
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Well, un-send
it, then.
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You can't un-send it;
it's too late.
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You're not listening.
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Now, I'm telling you,
take my shit
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out the system,
meter maid.
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Uh, guys, please...
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I have to get going...
Get going?!
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Where the hell
you think you're going?
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You slam the door on me?
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Hey, boy, get your ass
out of that box!
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I'll start kicking
your ass, boy. What...
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Hey, where you going?
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(kicking vehicle)
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Get away.
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(both talking at once)
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Turtle One to base,
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Turtle One to base, come in.
Hello?
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Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
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Look at him.
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Don't make me
use it, man.
Use it.
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(rapid, anxious gasping)
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Don't hesitate!
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Shoot his ass!
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Yo, man!
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(gasping)
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Man, what the
hell happened?
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Shit, Lloyd, you hit him.
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No, I don't think so.
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It must have been
a ricochet.
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Hello!
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Hello!
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(shouting):
Were you hit by a ricochet?
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Little ticket man!
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Blink twice
if you can hear me!
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(panting, coughing)
Man, he ain't hit nowhere.
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He's faking, man.
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He just fainted.
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Aw, man, you okay?
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Yes. (coughs)
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I'm sorry, I just...
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I get these panic attacks
sometimes, that's all.
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Damn!
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You can't do this
to me, man. Huh?
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I get nervous, you had
my heart going all fast.
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I-I'm sorry, really.
Yeah.
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You know, just... here, let me
pay for your ticket, okay?
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Yeah, that's more like it.
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Here you go, that's $80--
that should cover it.
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I-I mean,
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$80 is nice, dude,
it's sweet, but what about
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all the mental distress
I just went through?
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You got something for that?
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Yeah.
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What else you got?
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Could someone explain to me
how one
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of my parking enforcement agents
manages to lose his badge,
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his uniform
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and his standard-issue
New Balance sneakers.
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What could I do, Sarge?
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They took everything.
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I'm sorry. (sighs)
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I... I was reading through
my employee benefits,
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and it says
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I'm entitled to meet
with a government counselor.
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I'd like to meet
with a counselor.
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You're looking at him.
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What do you mean?
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I'm the assigned counselor
for District 240.
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I figure, hey, why not take
the bump on the paycheck.
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Besides, I'm redoing
my kitchen.
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Oh, um...
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Don't worry.
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I took the quiz.
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I'm certified.
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Well...
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I feel very, um,
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alone.
Uh-huh.
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And sometimes I get
these panic attacks where I...
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(ring tone plays
"Hail to the Chief")
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Oh, oh.
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Hold that. That's good.
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Sweetie.
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You wouldn't believe
what I'm doing right now.
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I'm counseling.
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For real!
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Yo, Sarge,
check it out, man.
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I heard we got a new
dress code around here.
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How do I look?
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(laughing)
How do I look?!
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You look good!
I like that!
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Come on, come on,
Rog, let's...
Look at this guy!
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(laughs):
You are a good dancer, bud!
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Yeah!
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Where are my pants?
Where's my shoes at?
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*
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*
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Hi, Roger.
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Hey.
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So... so, you guys
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gonna play some
tennis or something?
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Yeah.
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Wow, what gave it away?
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(bell dings)
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You should work
for Homeland Security.
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(clears throat):
Becky.
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(clears throat)
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So, um... I read that letter
that you posted
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to the building manager.
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(chuckles)
Oh, you did?
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Yeah. I thought it was great.
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Oh, well, thanks.
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I mean, really well written.
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(chuckles)
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Aren't you getting your master's
in English?
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Yep, I am.
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Wow. Looks like you're
well on your way.
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Congrats.
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Thanks.
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Casanova's really pulling
out all the stops today.
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Seriously, where should
I throw my panties?
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I'm sorry, Roger.
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Becky thinks that any guy
that even talks to a girl
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has to be a stalker.
I don't.
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I just think he is.
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(elevator bell dings)
Aren't you, Roger?
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(doors opening)
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Uh, excuse me.
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Where are you going?
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This is the
third floor.
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Oh, yeah, I know,
but I was...
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I forgot something
upstairs.
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You guys have a great day.
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(door closes)
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(overlapping chatter)
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Hey, Ian.
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Oh, hey, Rog.
How you doing?
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I'm okay.
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Have you seen Wally around?
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We're learning
the backstroke today.
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Uh... you know what,
you might come on in.
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I want to talk to you
about Wally for a second.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Just...
it'll take a sec.
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(door lock buzzes)
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Is everything okay?
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Huh? Uh, yeah, yeah.
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He's-he's-he's fine,
he's fine. Uh...
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Thing is...
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he wants a new
big brother.
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What?!
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You know, I'm sure
he just wants
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to play the field
a little.
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You know, see what
else is out there.
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You know how kids are.
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Wow.
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Can I at least
talk to him?
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Roger, the kid is nine
years old, all right?
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His dad just got shot
in the heart, all right?
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Don't you think he's
been through enough?
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Okay. Well...
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are there any other kids?
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No. No, man.
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This is the third time
this has happened.
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I mean, maybe it's time to
stop chasing rainbows, buddy.
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All right. Okay.
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Sorry, man.
No.
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Take it easy.
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(door rattles)
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Oh, sorry.
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(lock buzzes)
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You have to take
your hand off.
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(lock buzzes)
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Okay, go. Take it. No.
Take your hand off.
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Roger, just stand away
for one second.
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(lock buzzes)
Okay, the buzzer...
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G-Go now.
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*
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(indistinct chatter)
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(sobbing)
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Hey, Roger!
Hold up, man.
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Listen, I know...
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Are you... crying?
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I'm sorry.
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It's not just Wally,
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(sobbing):
it's... everything.
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He's crying.
Mac!
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It's all right, man,
it's... it's okay, it's...
241
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:02,295
Uh, yeah. Shh.
(continues sobbing)
242
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,364
All right, man.
243
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,133
Listen...
244
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,201
Okay. Listen.
245
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,837
Listen, man.
246
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,605
I know this guy,
all right?
247
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,574
And he, uh...
248
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,576
he runs this thing.
249
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,879
I think it'd be
a big help for you.
250
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,413
What do you mean?
251
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,782
What kind of thing?
252
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:25,118
Look, here, just call
this number, all right?
253
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,287
But you didn't
get it from me.
254
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,556
I don't understand.
255
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:33,160
Look, Roger, I...
(chuckles)
256
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,363
I used to be like...
you, you know?
257
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,697
But look at me now, man.
258
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,132
I run this entire place.
259
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:43,070
I'm dating two
different Asian chicks.
260
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,938
You want things to change?
261
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:48,375
Call the number and
follow the instructions.
262
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,878
I got to go.
263
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,117
Call it... or burn it.
264
00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,187
Hey, Perkins, what the
fuck did I tell you?
265
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,622
Get inside and
get your pudding.
266
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,691
(line rings)
267
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,726
MAN (on phone):
Hello.
268
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,095
Hi, I'm calling about...
269
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:11,664
For new student registration,
please press one.
270
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,400
I-Is this a recording?
271
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,535
Just press it.
272
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,837
Hello?
273
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,372
Just press the damn button,
you asshole.
274
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,042
Uh, I think I have
the wrong number. Sorry.
275
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,044
(beep)
276
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,784
(phone rings)
277
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,120
Hello?
278
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,622
Congratulations, you're
already my worst student.
279
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,290
Who gave you this number?
280
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,826
Uh, I have to go.
281
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,027
Hey, relax.
282
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,929
I'm here to help, okay?
283
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,631
Now, who gave you the number?
284
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,366
His name is Ian Winsky.
285
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,035
Do you always rat out
your friends that quickly?
286
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,103
That says a lot about you.
I wasn't ratting out...
287
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,072
Would you not interrupt
me for five seconds?
288
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,274
Open your goddamned ears.
289
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,342
I'm sorry.
290
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,878
We got a new class
starting this Tuesday.
291
00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:00,147
Registration is $5,000,
cash only,
292
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,714
in a plain manila envelope.
293
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,884
Be at the Learning Annex
at 8:00 p.m.
294
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,953
Don't be early, but be on time.
295
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,155
(line clicks)
296
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,562
*
297
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,208
*
298
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,054
Wait. Wait.
299
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,990
Hold the elevator!
Hold the elev...
300
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,225
Thanks a lot.
301
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,168
You guys going to 402?
302
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:55,969
Yeah.
303
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,604
Oh, no way!
Me, too!
304
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,972
Name's Walsh.
Nice to meet y...
305
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,041
No talking.
306
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,077
Listen up, 'cause I will not
be repeating this again.
307
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,812
When entering
this building,
308
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,248
you will talk or
speak to no one.
309
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:12,152
If some asshole wants
to talk about his
goddamn French test,
310
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:16,756
you tell him to fuck
off, understood?
311
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,591
Understood?
Yeah.
Yes.
312
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,860
Envelopes.
313
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,102
Manila.
314
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,704
Dr. P specifically
said manila.
315
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,673
This is off-white.
316
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:34,774
Sorry.
317
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,276
Sorry doesn't
make it manila.
318
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,312
Next time, use
your damn brain.
319
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,784
End of the hall.
320
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,353
(whispering):
What's going on?
321
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,088
I don't know.
Who is this guy?
322
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,856
I hope he's not
our teacher.
323
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,591
Hey, no chitchat!
324
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,475
(chuckles):
Oh. Here, sorry.
325
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,277
No, don't be silly--
it's all yours.
326
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,744
I'm fine.
I could totally stand.
327
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,514
Don't be crazy, okay?
I could use the exercise.
328
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,515
I'll find...
329
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,151
Would one of you sit
in the goddamn chair?
330
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,921
Look at the two of you.
331
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,358
I mean, uh, "I could
use the exercise"?
332
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:28,595
That doesn't even
make any sense.
333
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,764
(whispers):
Sorry.
334
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,266
Well, congratulations.
335
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,536
In a room full of weak men,
you stand alone as the weakest.
336
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,904
Here, sit in my chair.
337
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,073
Come on, sit.
338
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,678
Tell me something--
are you a loser?
339
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:51,851
I asked you a question--
are... you... a... loser?
340
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,387
Um... yes?
341
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,555
No.
342
00:15:55,555 --> 00:16:00,027
You see, a loser is someone
who tries but fails,
343
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:03,163
who shoots but misses.
344
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,731
But I got a suspicion
345
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,866
that you don't take
any shots.
346
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,201
Show of hands.
347
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,371
How many of you retards
own a self-help book?
348
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,308
Well, that's your first problem.
349
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:20,247
You can't help yourself
because yourself sucks.
350
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,182
If you're helping yourself,
351
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:25,885
that means you're being helped
by a complete asshole.
352
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,555
So ignore yourself.
353
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,858
Do what I say instead.
354
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,660
Short sleeves,
what was the first thing
355
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,362
you did when you were born?
356
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,897
I-I don't know.
357
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,366
Anybody?
358
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,202
You screamed your asses off
for what you wanted.
359
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,237
And what did you want?
360
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,108
Okay.
361
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,883
The tit.
362
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,219
You wanted a tit,
363
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,920
and you got the tit.
364
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,690
Trouble is, I don't see anyone
365
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,859
in this room who's willing
to scream for anything anymore.
366
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,795
I want the tit!
367
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,963
Well, see? That's better.
368
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,699
That's what I'm talking about.
369
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,700
I like this guy.
370
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,668
Yeah, he seems kind of sweet.
371
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,474
Excuse me, um, s-sir?
372
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,742
Dr. P.
373
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,444
Dr. P.
374
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,414
What exactly does
this class teach?
375
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,015
What?
376
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,218
Well, my friend
seemed to imply
377
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,486
that this was more of
a confidence-building...
378
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,756
This is not a goddamn
Tony Robbins seminar.
379
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,759
If you're looking
for Chicken Soup for the Soul,
380
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,729
just get the fuck
out of here.
381
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,297
Um, I'm sorry.
382
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,832
Never be sorry.
383
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,135
Oh. I'm sorry.
I mean...
384
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,069
I mean, um...
385
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,904
Never mind.
386
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,873
I have a question.
387
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:57,877
Uh, my wife says I'm a pushover,
but what if deep down inside
388
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,712
I'm really just a nice guy?
389
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:00,980
Fuck nice.
390
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,616
That's a bunch of dog shit.
391
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,888
That's it for today.
392
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,158
I'm sick of looking
at your faces.
393
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,226
Excuse me, um,
will every class run
394
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,694
five minutes and 25...
395
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,197
Wait, please. That...
contains very important mat...
396
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,202
MAN:
Goodness.
397
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:30,543
*
398
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,219
*
399
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,190
Be a good boy.
400
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,091
All right, I'll be
back in a little bit.
401
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,626
Great. Bye.
402
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,603
(gasps, laughs):
Geez, you scared me, Roger.
403
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:57,904
I'm sorry.
404
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,172
(relieved sigh)
405
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,008
What are you doing,
just hanging out in here?
406
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,411
No, I'm... I was
throwing some stuff out.
407
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,813
I heard someone
coming and...
408
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,548
Penguins, huh? Hmm.
409
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,884
I always saw you more as
a flannel pj's kind of guy.
410
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,653
I have those, too.
411
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,521
I'm kidding.
412
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,022
(chuckles):
I know.
413
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,123
(laughs)
414
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:20,327
But I do have 'em.
415
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:25,265
Anyway, I, uh, have
to go to work, so...
416
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,274
Hey, Amanda?
Yeah?
417
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,108
Can I ask you something?
418
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,611
Yeah, no worries. What is it?
Um...
419
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,781
Oh, yeah. Uh, I saw
this awesome documentary
420
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,283
on TV the other night.
421
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,219
It was all about Australia--
you would have loved it.
422
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,387
(laughs):
No way.
423
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,855
Very cool country.
424
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,590
I wish I was from there.
425
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,724
(laughs)
426
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,226
That's nice.
427
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,794
Um...
428
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,829
(laughs):
Yeah.
429
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,164
Was there something else?
430
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:01,200
Uh... no. I...
431
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,202
Was there something else
you had...
432
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,972
No, you just...
you said-said...
433
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,707
Anyways, uh,
I'll try and get you
434
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,642
a tape of that
documentary. Um...
435
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,977
Great. Yeah.
436
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,279
I have to go, so thanks.
437
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,280
Uh...
438
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:18,851
(quietly):
Oh, yeah.
439
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,653
Come on, Roger.
440
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,556
I mean, you got to give it
some time at least.
441
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,293
I'm telling you,
this class is going to be
442
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,795
the best thing
you've ever done.
443
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,463
I just don't get it.
444
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,299
I mean, is he for real?
445
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,966
Yeah, he's for real.
446
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,402
He's very real.
447
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,905
Hey, read the sign:
"No eating in the pool."
448
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,374
Jesus.
449
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,210
Look, I know it seems
weird at first, okay?
450
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,412
I get it, you know?
451
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,414
But you just got
to keep an open mind.
452
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,383
I tried, but I'm not even
sure I understand
453
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,184
what he's teaching,
you know?
454
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,421
Look, I'll make it
real simple for you.
455
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:58,458
He's teaching you whatever
it is you need to learn.
456
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,561
(sighs)
I don't know.
457
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,796
Maybe this class
just isn't for me.
458
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,197
Oh, Roger.
459
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,766
Look, honestly?
460
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,735
I felt the same way
when I started,
461
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:13,072
but then, I took a good long,
hard look in the mirror,
462
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,574
and you know what?
463
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,509
I didn't like what I saw.
464
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,311
What's he doing here?
465
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,849
I came to talk to Ian,
Wally, not you.
466
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:23,716
(sighs)
467
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,518
Don't make this weird, Roger.
468
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,087
It's over between us;
I've moved on.
469
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,656
Well, I've also moved on.
470
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,824
(chuckling):
I mean, no offense, but...
471
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,294
my life's been, like, ten times
better ever since you left.
472
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,996
At least.
473
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,665
(scoffs)
Yeah, right.
474
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:39,999
Whatever.
475
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,335
Get over it, asshole.
476
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,870
I am over it!
477
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,773
Loser.
478
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,475
I hate him.
479
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,844
Wow.
480
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,246
Roger, seriously.
481
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,983
If I were you...
482
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,118
I'd stay in the class.
483
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,720
You need it.
484
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,657
(whistle blowing)
485
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,528
MR. P:
What does it take to be
king of the jungle?
486
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:12,131
Do you have to be the fastest?
487
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:15,001
Or the strongest?
488
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,569
No.
489
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:21,541
Because do you know what the
lion's most powerful weapon is?
490
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,643
It's his roar.
491
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:27,414
It's that roar
that enables the lion
492
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,849
to take what is rightfully his.
493
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,251
Diego, stop scratching
your nuts.
494
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,587
Sorry.
495
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,323
It's time you guys
got your shit together.
496
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:41,428
I want to see
some goddamn lions!
497
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,632
You see that?
498
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,901
You think a lion asks
for his dinner?
499
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,403
He takes it!
500
00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:53,072
What does he do?
Let me hear you say it.
501
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,273
STUDENTS:
He takes it.
502
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,975
Louder!
STUDENTS:
He takes it!
503
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:59,412
MR. P:
Do you think a lion
asks for a promotion?
504
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:01,080
STUDENTS:
He takes it!
505
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,082
Does a lion wait
for approval?
506
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:04,383
He takes it!
507
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,619
Right now, none of
you are worth shit,
508
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,756
but starting tonight,
we're going to shed our skin
509
00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,258
and become something
entirely new.
510
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,360
Forget your past lives,
gentlemen.
511
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,631
From this point on,
you're all lions.
512
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:28,475
Your next class
is to begin at any place,
513
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:31,043
at any time,
514
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,579
so be ready.
515
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,080
(students talking quietly)
516
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,448
I'm not done.
517
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,416
This...
518
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,851
(beeping)
is a beeper.
519
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,053
You will each be given one.
520
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:42,522
When your beeper goes off,
521
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:45,257
you will initiate
a confrontation immediately.
522
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,694
If you fail
523
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:50,162
to follow these simple orders,
524
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,264
you will be expelled,
525
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,033
with no refund.
526
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,167
What?
527
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:58,204
How will you even know
if we follow the orders?
528
00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:01,641
Yeah. What are we, under
surveillance or something?
529
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,275
Yeah.
(laughter)
530
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,111
(laughing)
531
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,846
(laughter continues)
532
00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,117
Yes.
533
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,585
Now, get the hell
534
00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:15,555
out of here.
535
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:20,126
The kid's like, 16,
17 years old, you know.
536
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,160
Tap on the window.
537
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,929
(mock crying):
"Officer, Officer, please,
538
00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,764
"please, if I get
one more ticket,
539
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,133
my dad's gonna kill me,
all right?"
540
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,334
I say to him,
541
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,836
(mock crying):
"Kid, please, if I don't
542
00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:32,438
give you this ticket,
I ain't gonna make my quota."
543
00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:33,472
(laughter)
544
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,473
And he's...
545
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,975
(beeping)
546
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,343
He was mad.
547
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:40,179
(beeping continues)
548
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,852
What is he, a pimp now?
549
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:48,087
(laughter)
550
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:54,126
Give me a dollar;
I want a Danish.
551
00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:03,903
(vending machine rattling)
552
00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:08,641
(beeping)
553
00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,543
You know what?
I'll take that.
554
00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:13,345
(chuckling):
No, whoa, whoa, Roger.
555
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,482
What the hell
are you doing?
556
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:19,151
I always get
the last Danish.
557
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:20,419
You know how it works.
558
00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:21,387
Well, too bad.
559
00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:23,489
I'm hungry.
560
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,491
(chuckles)
561
00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:28,194
Roger...
562
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,363
I will kill you.
563
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,933
Give me back my
cherry Danish.
564
00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:36,468
Hey, is that the
new Star magazine?
565
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,536
Thanks.
566
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,071
It's supposed to be
a great issue.
567
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,239
(men chuckling)
568
00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,841
(mocking laughter)
569
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:45,244
What, did you forget
to take your medication
this morning?
570
00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:47,379
No, Zack.
571
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,615
(men chuckling)
572
00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:49,782
You know what?
573
00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:52,051
I have a little something
called pride.
574
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,754
Remember that.
575
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,957
MAN:
Ooh...
576
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,360
Who gets the last
cherry Danish?!
577
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,461
Zack does!
578
00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:03,596
Zack what?!
579
00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:05,732
Zack gets the last
cherry Danish!
580
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:09,501
(laughing):
Yeah, that's right!
581
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:10,670
(laughter)
582
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:13,105
Yo, that's what
I'm talking about!
583
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:17,109
(beeping)
584
00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:19,545
* You got a reaction,
didn't you? *
585
00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:21,881
* You took a white orchid...
586
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,582
Evening,
Mr. Schultz.
587
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,052
Time for dinner,
all right?
588
00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:28,755
(beeping)
589
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,959
* Something better than nothing
is giving up *
590
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:36,062
* We all need to do something
591
00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:40,266
* Try to keep the truth
from showing up *
592
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:43,636
* How dare you
593
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,137
Give me that.
594
00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:48,641
(screams)
595
00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:52,679
* How old are you now, anyway?
596
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,015
Hey, keep it down, huh?
597
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,684
I'm trying to read the paper.
598
00:26:57,684 --> 00:27:00,586
(both laughing)
599
00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:03,656
What'd you just
say, homey?
600
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,658
How would you like
to die, man?
601
00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:07,559
No, uh...
602
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,595
how would you like to die?
603
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:10,629
What?!
604
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,231
Hey, come on, man.
605
00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,403
What the hell
is he doing?
606
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:18,705
WOMAN:
Honey... honey, I...
607
00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,673
(woman screams)
608
00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,408
* You took a white orchid...
609
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:24,811
Hey!
610
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,246
(tires screeching)
611
00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:31,283
(birds chirping)
612
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,654
This is not cool.
613
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,324
Why would he bring us
all the way out here?
614
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,626
All I know is, last night,
615
00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:42,261
I tried getting tough
with my roommate.
616
00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:43,963
He kicked me out.
617
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,565
I had to sleep in a Kinko's.
618
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:49,601
Yeah, well, I stood up
to a guy at my work,
619
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,070
and he gave me
a swirly.
620
00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:53,272
Hey, no way.
I got a swirly, too.
621
00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:55,341
Hey, I'm-I'm sorry.
622
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,744
What exactly
is a swirly?
623
00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:59,712
It's when someone dunks
your head in the toilet
624
00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:02,081
and then flushes it
on your face.
625
00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:05,551
Totally rocks your world,
but not in the good way.
626
00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:07,053
Oh.
627
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:09,922
I received one
of those as well.
628
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:12,591
DR. P:
"I'd like to move out
of my mother's basement
629
00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:15,061
and up into the main house."
630
00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:18,865
Wow, you're shooting for
the stars, aren't you, Walsh?
631
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:23,102
"My goal is to make
another $3,000 a year."
632
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,771
Well, let me tell you
something, Ernie.
633
00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,739
This class is five grand--
you're already behind.
634
00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:31,077
"I want my wife
to stop abusing me."
635
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:35,014
Jesus Christ, Diego,
you got to be shitting me.
636
00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:37,884
I thought those questionnaires
are supposed to be confidential.
637
00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:41,120
News flash:
638
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,088
I lie.
639
00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:45,624
Now, in those bags
are 15 semiautomatic
640
00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:47,393
high-powered paintball guns.
641
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:48,727
Pass them out.
642
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,696
You will
trust no one.
643
00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:53,365
It is time to kill
or be killed.
644
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:54,934
Um, what are
the teams?
645
00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:57,369
There are no teams-- it's
every man for himself.
646
00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:58,704
No helmets?
647
00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:01,173
No helmets,
no goggles,
648
00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:02,909
no nothing.
649
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,911
And if that's
not enough,
650
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,980
somewhere out there
in those woods,
651
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:10,416
Lesher's there,
just waiting.
652
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:15,521
It says here to maintain
a minimum distance
653
00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:18,690
of 100 feet between
shooter and target, though.
654
00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,592
Oh! My God!
655
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,494
DR. P:
Now, does anybody else
656
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,396
want to read
their gun?
657
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:25,464
Huh?
658
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:26,465
Uh, when do we start?
659
00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,067
Now.
660
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,803
(screams)
661
00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:32,704
(screams)
662
00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:33,806
(groans)
663
00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:35,975
(gunshots, men groaning)
664
00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:38,377
(groans)
665
00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:39,511
He already shot me!
666
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:40,813
(groans)
667
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:43,916
Are you guys a
bunch of retards?
668
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,484
Spread out!
669
00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:46,853
(men shouting)
670
00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:47,854
(groans)
671
00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:50,389
(shouting, gunshots)
672
00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,933
(gunshots)
673
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,880
(suspenseful, rhythmic
theme playing)
674
00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:18,817
(cooing)
675
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,854
(cooing)
676
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:33,399
(leaves rustling)
677
00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,611
(birds chirping)
678
00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:47,713
(chuckles)
679
00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,181
(screams)
680
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,483
(high-pitched screaming)
681
00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:04,463
*
682
00:31:27,453 --> 00:31:29,888
*
683
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:34,893
(screams)
684
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:35,962
My eye!
685
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:36,929
(groaning loudly)
686
00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,430
Walsh!
687
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,665
I'm sorry!
My eye!
688
00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:40,799
I'm so sorry!
689
00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:42,534
It's okay! I'm here!
690
00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:43,535
Oh, I'm so sorry.
691
00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:44,971
Are you okay?
692
00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:46,305
Gotcha.
693
00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:50,142
Never trust anyone.
694
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:51,710
I thought we
were friends.
695
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,679
You know what
Dr. P says:
696
00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:56,848
"Friends are just obstacles
that stand between you
697
00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:58,985
and success."
698
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:01,720
Touché.
699
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,289
DIEGO:
Not so fast, gentlemen.
700
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:06,892
Looks like we got
ourselves a situation.
701
00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:09,828
What are we gonna do?
702
00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:12,564
Every man
for himself.
703
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,433
You know the rules.
704
00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:22,008
LESHER:
Well, well, well.
705
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,644
What do we have here?
706
00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,945
(chuckles)
707
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,015
Looks like you three are
in a pickle, doesn't it?
708
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,251
Throw your weapons down.
709
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:36,455
Now!
710
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,458
Eyes off me!
711
00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:47,366
LESHER:
Eeny, meeny,
712
00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:49,601
miny, moe...
713
00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:50,736
What you looking at, man?
714
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:54,240
Don't look at me.
715
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,076
(whispers):
Dude, this is not cool.
716
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:58,244
No talking.
717
00:32:58,244 --> 00:32:59,811
Haven't you done
enough to us already?!
718
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,480
LESHER:
Oh, I don't know, ladies.
719
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,314
You know what?
720
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,183
It's gonna get a whole lot worse
721
00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:07,219
before it gets any better--
understand that.
722
00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,355
What more are you
planning to do to us?
723
00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:10,289
Who knows?
724
00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:12,158
I just tend to go
with the flow.
725
00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:14,493
Let's just see where
things take us.
726
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,694
(chuckling)
727
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:16,995
I tend to get very,
728
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,066
very creative in these
type of situations.
729
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,602
Hey, Lesher.
730
00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,307
I shot Lesher!
731
00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:29,441
Whoo!
732
00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:33,112
* I used to be
such a sweet, sweet thing *
733
00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:36,682
* Till they
got a hold of me *
734
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,520
* I opened doors
for little, old ladies *
735
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,257
* I helped the blind to see
736
00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:49,461
* No more Mr. Nice Guy...
737
00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:51,763
Roger!
738
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:54,433
Whoo!
739
00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:55,834
Hey, Roger.
740
00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:56,968
Roger!
741
00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:59,738
Dr. P wants
to talk to you.
742
00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,074
Alone.
743
00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:12,584
You wanted to see me?
744
00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:14,686
Congratulations.
745
00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,123
You did well today.
746
00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:18,690
I'm impressed.
747
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:21,593
Oh. Thank you.
748
00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:22,594
Who knows?
749
00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,763
Maybe one day, I'll
teach the class.
750
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,570
What was your name again?
751
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:32,738
Roger.
752
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,005
Right. Roger.
753
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,408
So tell me, Roger,
754
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:39,911
why did you sign up
for this class?
755
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,813
Well...
756
00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:43,682
it's kind of
complicated.
757
00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:45,083
What's her name?
758
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,119
(chuckles softly)
759
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,755
Um... Amanda.
760
00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:51,757
She lives in
my building.
761
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:52,858
What does she do?
762
00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:56,762
Well, she's
Australian...
763
00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:00,399
She works as an Australian?
764
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:02,601
No, uh...
(chuckles)
765
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,002
Sorry, I'm kind
of nervous.
766
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:05,036
That's okay.
767
00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,405
Relax. It's all right.
768
00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:10,476
Um, she's a grad
student, and...
769
00:35:10,476 --> 00:35:13,212
she volunteers at
an animal shelter.
770
00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:15,314
Jesus, that's
an easy takedown.
771
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:17,183
You don't even need me.
772
00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:19,017
It's a slam dunk.
773
00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:22,854
Well, nothing's ever
a slam dunk for me.
774
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,928
Listen to me, Roger.
775
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:31,930
You did good today.
776
00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:34,600
You became the hunter,
777
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,336
and you set
your sights on Lesher.
778
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:40,439
Now you have to set
your sights on her.
779
00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:46,912
Roger, there are two types
of men in this world:
780
00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:49,548
those who run shit,
like me,
781
00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:52,818
and those who eat shit,
like you.
782
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:59,925
ROGER:
I don't think
I could sleep tonight.
783
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:01,227
I'm too pumped.
784
00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:06,064
I'll sleep, but not until
well after midnight.
785
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:10,068
You know, I think maybe we're
all turning a corner here.
786
00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,937
I know you are;
you're his golden boy.
787
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:15,274
Yeah.
What were you guys
talking about for so long?
788
00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:17,309
Just stuff.
789
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:18,944
Dr. P is a pretty
cool guy.
790
00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:20,512
For the first
time in my life,
791
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,548
I actually feel
like I have a shot.
792
00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,182
Things are going
to change.
793
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,251
I can feel it.
794
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,685
I know what I'm
going to do.
795
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,688
I'm going to leave
that bitch.
796
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,491
I'm going to walk out the door
and start over.
797
00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:33,859
I don't care
if she is my mother,
798
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,361
there's a million other
basements in this city
799
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:37,596
that I can live in.
800
00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:42,901
I'm a good man,
and I
801
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,636
deserve respect.
802
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:49,875
If they won't
give it to me...
803
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,643
then I'm going to take it.
804
00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:55,281
I'm ready to live
the life that I deserve.
805
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:57,215
The life we deserve.
806
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,518
ALL:
To the life we deserve!
807
00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:01,219
Whoo!
808
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,923
I'm gonna need
another beer.
809
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:07,726
(sighs)
810
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:08,994
All right.
811
00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:11,297
Time to start running things.
812
00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:12,631
(exhales)
813
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:18,437
Got to take what's yours.
814
00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:20,872
Life is my bitch.
815
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,508
I'm gonna be a lion.
816
00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:26,011
A lion with balls--
lots of balls.
817
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:27,413
What are you doing?
818
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:30,015
Uh, nothing.
819
00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,450
I was just about to knock.
820
00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:34,786
I heard you say "balls,"
like, ten times.
821
00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:39,157
(panting):
Um, can I please
speak with Amanda?
822
00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:41,827
Why are you
breathing so hard?
823
00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:44,296
Ugh! It's gross.
824
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,064
Could you please
just get her?
825
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,833
(groans)
826
00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:48,634
Amanda,
827
00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:50,068
Roger's here,
and apparently,
828
00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:53,038
that's more important than
an international call
829
00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:55,006
to your parents.
830
00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:56,274
AMANDA:
Yeah, all right.
831
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,076
All right,
we'll talk later.
832
00:37:58,076 --> 00:37:59,811
Love you. Bye.
833
00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:00,612
Hi.
834
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,948
(panting):
Hi. Um, so...
835
00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,350
Are you okay?
836
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:07,586
Yeah. I'm... fine. I'm...
837
00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,921
(echoing):
So I was just wondering, um...
838
00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:10,922
if you...
839
00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:13,291
have...
840
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,360
(echoing):
What's wrong?
841
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,796
(heavy panting)
842
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,598
Roger!
843
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,234
(Roger exhales)
844
00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:24,870
Sure you're okay?
845
00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:26,505
ROGER:
Yeah. I'm fine.
846
00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:29,207
I just pass out sometimes.
847
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:30,208
Happens, you know?
848
00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:33,111
(laughs):
Nice picture.
849
00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:34,312
That's perfect.
850
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,347
Is that my wallet?
851
00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:37,483
What kind of license is this?
852
00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:40,352
I-It's a C-1.
853
00:38:40,352 --> 00:38:43,154
It's mandatory for operating
a parking rover.
854
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,456
C-Can I please
have it back?
855
00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:45,791
That is sad.
856
00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:47,593
Becky, please.
857
00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:50,829
Can I get you
some water or something?
858
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,030
No. You know what?
859
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,699
I really should
get going.
860
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,568
You guys have done so
much for me, and...
861
00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:59,605
I... I don't want to be a
bother anymore, you know?
862
00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:01,339
Yeah, but are you
still dizzy?
863
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:02,941
I-I don't want you
to take another fall.
864
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,411
(chuckles):
No. I'm so used to it.
865
00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:07,178
It happens so often.
866
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:11,617
Um... Um, but...
867
00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:15,421
there's this thing
I wanted to ask you.
868
00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:17,856
Um... do you want to go
869
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:21,527
have dinner Friday
night with me?
870
00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:23,762
Well, that depends--
if we go out,
871
00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:26,297
are you gonna face the door
the whole night, or...?
872
00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:29,535
(chuckles softly)
873
00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:34,740
No. I can face you.
874
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:38,076
Then, yeah, Friday it is.
875
00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:39,445
Really?
876
00:39:39,445 --> 00:39:41,079
Are you sure?
877
00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:42,881
Want to talk me
out of it?
878
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:43,882
No...
879
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:44,883
(both chuckle)
880
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,118
You're right, I-I
should get going.
881
00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:48,987
Thank... thank
you so much.
882
00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:50,021
(chuckling):
Yeah, okay.
883
00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,222
Um... thank you.
884
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,991
All right.
885
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:54,192
Th-Thank you so much.
886
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:56,495
Bye.
887
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:01,467
This, um...
888
00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:02,934
wine is really good.
889
00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:05,904
(deep voice):
Mine is very tasty, too.
890
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:08,807
Good.
891
00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:11,076
So where did you say
you were from again?
892
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:12,043
(wolf whistling)
893
00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:14,646
(men laughing)
894
00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:17,382
Keep whistling, I'm
gonna bite those lips
895
00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:19,317
right off your
goddamn face.
896
00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:20,919
Sorry.
897
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:21,787
Cindy,
898
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,955
stay in the moment,
honey, okay?
899
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:27,292
(higher voice):
I'm sorry, what was that?
900
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:29,294
I really like your hair.
It's...
901
00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:30,829
(imitates buzzer)
Wrong answer.
902
00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:32,931
(laughter)
903
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,666
Excellent.
904
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:38,937
Okay, now who can tell me
what Eli did wrong?
905
00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:41,640
Walsh.
906
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,074
He complimented her.
907
00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:44,375
Correct.
908
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:45,711
He complimented her.
909
00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:48,113
Which is one
of our rules:
910
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:49,548
no compliments ever.
911
00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:51,416
Okay, let's review.
912
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,318
MEN:
"Always get the girl alone."
913
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:56,087
We work one-on-
one, people.
914
00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:58,156
You separate the
prey from the herd.
915
00:40:58,156 --> 00:40:59,257
Next.
916
00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:01,092
MEN:
"Lie, lie, lie some more."
917
00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:03,461
Yes, until you have
918
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,831
something real to
offer, you lie.
919
00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:07,699
You lie about
everything.
920
00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,268
Yes.
921
00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,837
What if you're looking for,
922
00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,705
like, you know,
a real girlfriend?
923
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:16,207
Can we please just get
everyone laid first?
924
00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:17,576
I swear, if one of you
925
00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,845
gets an handjob out of this,
I'm a miracle worker.
926
00:41:19,845 --> 00:41:22,180
Okay, Cindy's ready for
another date. Who's up?
927
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:25,283
LESHER:
Come on, faggots!
928
00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:26,718
Who's next?
929
00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:30,321
AMANDA:
Yeah, you know how it is.
930
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,890
I think I can do some good,
931
00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:34,392
maybe volunteer
for five hours a week.
932
00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:35,661
And then, all of a sudden,
933
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:37,763
it's a full-time job,
making exactly
934
00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:39,998
zero dollars a year.
(chuckles)
935
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,300
Ah, I'm sorry.
936
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,234
I'm babbling.
937
00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:44,536
Shut up.
(chuckles)
938
00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:46,071
No, no, it's okay.
939
00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:49,808
It's so funny--
I-I parallel those values.
940
00:41:49,808 --> 00:41:50,909
Sorry?
941
00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:54,279
Oh, I mean, that's something
we have in common.
942
00:41:54,279 --> 00:41:56,281
You complain a lot?
(laughs)
943
00:41:56,281 --> 00:41:57,348
No, I mean...
944
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,685
the, um, volunteering.
945
00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:02,020
I volunteer at
the Big Brothers program.
946
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,288
Ah, no way.
947
00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:07,893
Yeah, in fact, I'm kind of
the top brother at the place.
948
00:42:07,893 --> 00:42:10,261
All the kids look up to me--
it's pretty cute.
949
00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:11,963
That's great, Roger.
950
00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:15,133
My brother could have used
someone like you growing up.
951
00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:16,835
Really?
952
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,469
Yeah, uh, it's just...
953
00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:21,573
my father walked out on us when
we were little, and, you know,
954
00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,308
it was especially
hard on him.
955
00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:24,475
Right,
956
00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:26,011
right, right, right.
957
00:42:26,011 --> 00:42:29,781
Yeah, I can relate to that
in a big way.
958
00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:32,918
You can?
959
00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:35,887
Yeah.
960
00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,455
Um...
961
00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:42,060
'cause, you know, my...
my father walked out on us, too.
962
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,663
Wow.
963
00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:50,135
Hey, you okay?
964
00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:51,469
Huh?
965
00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:54,539
Oh, um... yeah.
966
00:42:54,539 --> 00:42:57,609
I'm fine.
967
00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:58,777
Yech.
968
00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:00,612
Yuck... (laughs)
969
00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:01,680
What?
Can't look.
970
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,881
That. It's the worst.
971
00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:04,149
Who wants to see
your dinner...
972
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:07,518
alive ten minutes before
you're gonna eat it?
973
00:43:07,518 --> 00:43:08,954
It's gross.
974
00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:09,721
Huh.
975
00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:11,589
You know what
they say?
976
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,824
That when you
boil lobsters,
977
00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:15,293
you can actually
hear them scream.
978
00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,195
How sad is that?
979
00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:22,200
(rock intro plays)
980
00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:31,276
* Set me free, little girl
981
00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:36,214
* All you got to do is
set me free, little girl *
982
00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:38,583
* You know you can do it
if you try *
983
00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,852
* All you got to do
is set me free *
984
00:43:40,852 --> 00:43:43,121
* Free, free
985
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:43,955
What's up?
986
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:48,059
* Set me free, little girl
987
00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:51,562
* All you got to do is
set me free, little girl *
988
00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:54,365
* You know you can do it
if you try *
989
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,534
* All you got to do is
990
00:43:56,534 --> 00:43:58,837
* Set me free, free
991
00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:00,371
* Free, free
992
00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:01,539
We got to go.
993
00:44:01,539 --> 00:44:02,640
Why? What happened?
994
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,109
Nothing. Get your coat.
995
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:08,313
* Set me free
996
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,215
Taxi!
997
00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:11,249
(tires screeching)
998
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:14,285
* Oh, set me free,
little girl... *
999
00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:16,888
Ah, the East River.
1000
00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:19,457
Every lobster's dream.
1001
00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:21,827
Go north, little man.
1002
00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:25,563
It's only 400 miles
to Maine.
1003
00:44:25,563 --> 00:44:27,065
(laughing)
1004
00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:28,066
What?
1005
00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:29,100
Just you.
1006
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,036
Careful.
1007
00:44:31,036 --> 00:44:33,238
You're supposed to
be my shy neighbor.
1008
00:44:33,238 --> 00:44:35,373
Since when do you
do things like this?
1009
00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:37,042
Since always.
1010
00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:39,444
You just never really knew me.
1011
00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:42,047
Yeah, I guess I didn't.
1012
00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:44,182
(chuckles)
1013
00:44:50,956 --> 00:44:53,825
Wow.
1014
00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:56,261
My head's spinning.
1015
00:44:56,261 --> 00:44:58,596
You're not gonna pass out
on me again, are you?
1016
00:44:58,596 --> 00:45:00,665
(chuckles)
1017
00:45:00,665 --> 00:45:02,834
No. Seriously.
1018
00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:05,236
Everything's spinning.
1019
00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:08,306
I might be allergic
to some of those weeds.
1020
00:45:08,306 --> 00:45:10,208
I feel a little dizzy.
1021
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,744
Uh, maybe you're
just a little drunk.
1022
00:45:12,744 --> 00:45:14,579
No.
(chuckling)
1023
00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:16,748
That couldn't be it.
1024
00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:18,116
Oh, my God.
1025
00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:20,251
Have you ever been
drunk before?
1026
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:21,519
(scoffs)
1027
00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:24,756
Please. Are you kidding me?
1028
00:45:24,756 --> 00:45:27,558
Try, like, every weekend,
ever since I was 11.
1029
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:28,459
(groans)
1030
00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,461
Whoa, whoa!
(laughs)
1031
00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:32,964
(whispers):
Okay.
1032
00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:34,265
Keys. Can I have...
1033
00:45:34,265 --> 00:45:35,100
Hey, hey.
1034
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:36,401
Can I have the
keys, please?
1035
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:37,936
Come on, come on.
1036
00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,905
Nice. Thank you.
1037
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:43,541
Ow!
1038
00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:45,210
Ow, ow!
1039
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,377
(groaning)
1040
00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:47,846
Okay, okay.
1041
00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:50,315
(giggling)
1042
00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:52,417
Yes, bed!
1043
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,252
(both sigh)
1044
00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:55,286
(giggling)
1045
00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:56,454
We made it.
1046
00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:57,789
Yes!
1047
00:45:57,789 --> 00:46:00,425
Thank you so much
for coming.
1048
00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:01,392
Can I get you anything?
1049
00:46:01,392 --> 00:46:02,660
(chuckling):
No, I'm okay, I'm okay.
1050
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:03,995
You sleep.
1051
00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:07,298
(exhales)
1052
00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:08,599
Oh, man.
1053
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,301
Hey. Hey.
1054
00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:11,937
Look into my eyes.
1055
00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:13,905
We're not
spinning, okay?
1056
00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:17,575
(whispering):
We're very, very still.
1057
00:46:17,575 --> 00:46:19,911
Yeah.
1058
00:46:19,911 --> 00:46:22,047
(chuckles softly)
1059
00:46:24,715 --> 00:46:27,485
I have a question.
1060
00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:28,854
Do you think I'm a lion?
1061
00:46:28,854 --> 00:46:30,355
What?
1062
00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:32,657
Do you think I'm a lion?
You know...
1063
00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:33,558
(imitates roar)
1064
00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:35,626
(chuckles)
Um...
1065
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:37,695
do you want
to be a lion?
1066
00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:40,365
Yes.
1067
00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:41,666
Very much.
1068
00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:45,436
Then, yes, you are a lion.
1069
00:46:45,436 --> 00:46:47,538
Now go to sleep.
1070
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,542
I had a nice time tonight.
1071
00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:54,846
Hey, Amanda.
1072
00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:56,982
(chuckles)
1073
00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:59,717
I totally love you.
1074
00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:02,320
Okay, that's nice.
1075
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,589
Good night.
1076
00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:07,292
(hip-hop music playing)
1077
00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:10,361
* Yo, yo, the dog is here
1078
00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,066
* Where the hood, where
the hood, where the hood at? *
1079
00:47:15,066 --> 00:47:16,902
* Have that (growls)
in the cut *
1080
00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,436
* Where the wood at?
1081
00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:20,638
* All them (barks) acting up,
where the wolves at? *
1082
00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,874
* You better bust that
if you gonna pull that *
1083
00:47:22,874 --> 00:47:24,209
* Where the hood
1084
00:47:24,209 --> 00:47:25,843
* Where the hood,
where the hood at? *
1085
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,612
* Have that (growls)
in the cut *
1086
00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:29,147
* Where the wood at?
1087
00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:31,049
* Oh, them (barks) acting up,
where the wolves at? *
1088
00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:33,952
* You better bust that
if you gonna pull that *
1089
00:47:33,952 --> 00:47:36,087
* Yo, yo, yo, yo-yo, yo-yo
1090
00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:39,157
* Yo-yo, yo, yo-yo
1091
00:47:39,157 --> 00:47:40,992
* Don't know
what it's gonna be *
1092
00:47:40,992 --> 00:47:43,761
* Messing with a dog like me,
D to the M *
1093
00:47:43,761 --> 00:47:45,763
* To the X, last I heard
1094
00:47:45,763 --> 00:47:48,066
Hell you doing here, boy?
1095
00:47:48,066 --> 00:47:49,634
(explosive pop,
air hissing)
1096
00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:51,970
Oh, hell, no!
1097
00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:53,738
(men clamoring)
1098
00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:54,872
Those are my sneakers.
1099
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,975
What?
1100
00:47:56,975 --> 00:47:59,244
My standard-issue New Balances.
1101
00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:02,280
You're wearing them,
and I want them back.
1102
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,414
Whoa, whoa.
1103
00:48:03,414 --> 00:48:04,449
Look, I got this.
1104
00:48:04,449 --> 00:48:06,517
Nah, nah,
I'm getting him.
I got this.
1105
00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:07,818
I got this.
1106
00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:09,654
You got to shoot him, right?
1107
00:48:09,654 --> 00:48:11,222
You're right.
My bad.
1108
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:13,024
How about instead of your shoes,
1109
00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:16,461
I give you a standard-
issue beat-down
1110
00:48:16,461 --> 00:48:18,729
in front of all
these nice people, huh?
1111
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:19,730
(chuckles)
1112
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:20,999
The boy done slipped
1113
00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:23,868
and fell into a pile
of ass-whupping, y'all.
1114
00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:25,070
You're not understanding me.
1115
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:27,272
Nobody steals my sneakers.
1116
00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:28,373
(laughter)
1117
00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:30,775
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hold on a minute.
1118
00:48:30,775 --> 00:48:33,144
Did you say he
stole your shoes?
1119
00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:36,081
Yes, ma'am.
1120
00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:39,217
You told me you won
those shoes at a raffle.
1121
00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:40,151
I-I did.
1122
00:48:40,151 --> 00:48:41,352
It was a different
kind of raffle.
1123
00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:42,653
Wasn't nobody else
there but me.
1124
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:43,688
You're lying.
1125
00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:44,889
Give him back
his damn shoes
1126
00:48:44,889 --> 00:48:47,025
before I beat the
black off you.
1127
00:48:47,025 --> 00:48:48,259
(laughter)
1128
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,660
Mama, not in front
of all my people...
1129
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:50,628
Shut up.
1130
00:48:50,628 --> 00:48:51,729
(laughter)
1131
00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:54,966
Don't make me
start praying, boy.
1132
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,367
What the hell
you want to wear
1133
00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:58,703
meter maid shoes
for anyhow?
1134
00:48:58,703 --> 00:49:00,638
Don't you have
any self-respect?
1135
00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:01,706
Lawrence was
there, too.
1136
00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:02,673
He shot...
1137
00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:03,708
Get your behinds
home now.
1138
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:04,842
Ms. Washington...
1139
00:49:04,842 --> 00:49:05,843
Now!
1140
00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:08,546
MAN:
Yo, that's embarrassing.
1141
00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:11,316
MAN 2:
Punked out. Yo, B.
1142
00:49:19,057 --> 00:49:21,392
(suspenseful,
rhythmic melody playing)
1143
00:49:37,142 --> 00:49:39,877
Excuse me, do
you work here?
1144
00:49:39,877 --> 00:49:41,246
Sorry?
1145
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:46,384
I told you--
the man's a genius.
1146
00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:47,552
He is.
1147
00:49:47,552 --> 00:49:49,387
What a sweet guy, too.
1148
00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:51,089
I know, right?
1149
00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:53,091
So let me ask you:
1150
00:49:53,091 --> 00:49:54,859
who's the guy
this semester?
1151
00:49:54,859 --> 00:49:56,194
What do you mean?
1152
00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:58,163
You know, who's the guy
who's doing really well?
1153
00:49:58,163 --> 00:50:00,165
Who's the standout?
1154
00:50:00,165 --> 00:50:02,200
Well, not to
brag, but...
1155
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,869
it's probably me;
you know, I...
1156
00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:06,704
had a lot of luck
in the classes,
1157
00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:09,207
and, uh, done pretty well
in the field.
1158
00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:11,542
Are you kidding?
1159
00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:14,512
No. Why?
1160
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,881
What's wrong?
1161
00:50:16,881 --> 00:50:20,118
Look, man, Dr. P is cool, but...
1162
00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:21,552
he's also extremely competitive.
1163
00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:23,488
I mean, he doesn't like
showboats.
1164
00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:25,123
Relax.
1165
00:50:25,123 --> 00:50:27,392
He's totally taken me
under his wing.
1166
00:50:28,093 --> 00:50:31,429
Oh, dude, you don't...
1167
00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:33,331
All right, there was
this guy in my class;
1168
00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:35,466
his name was Lonnie Ratcliff.
All right?
1169
00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:38,803
He was, he was a quick learner,
he was made for this stuff.
1170
00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:41,206
But he got too good, too fast.
1171
00:50:41,206 --> 00:50:44,375
Dr. P saw this
and just destroyed him.
1172
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:47,212
I mean, crushed his whole world.
1173
00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:50,948
Poor guy ended up having to move
to Peekskill or some shit.
1174
00:50:50,948 --> 00:50:53,484
Why would he do that?
1175
00:50:53,484 --> 00:50:55,019
I don't know.
1176
00:50:55,019 --> 00:50:57,122
Love of the game.
1177
00:50:57,122 --> 00:50:59,324
Keeps him sharp.
1178
00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:02,260
Just be careful, all right?
1179
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:03,328
Tone it down a bit.
1180
00:51:03,328 --> 00:51:04,762
Try to stay in the background.
1181
00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:07,898
I mean, that's what I do.
1182
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,867
And look at me, dude.
1183
00:51:09,867 --> 00:51:11,068
(chuckles softly)
1184
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,703
I'm awesome.
1185
00:51:14,372 --> 00:51:17,908
God, it's so good to talk
to someone about books.
1186
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:21,779
I feel like all my friends
want to do is talk about bad TV.
1187
00:51:21,779 --> 00:51:23,848
(both laughing)
1188
00:51:23,848 --> 00:51:25,850
I know exactly what you mean.
1189
00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:28,253
Well, this has been
great, Dennis.
1190
00:51:28,253 --> 00:51:29,820
Oh, do I call you
"Doctor"?
1191
00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:31,122
Oh, no, please.
1192
00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,224
I-I hear "Doctor" all
day long in surgery,
1193
00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,126
so "Dennis" is fine.
1194
00:51:39,464 --> 00:51:40,631
What?
1195
00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:41,632
(laughs)
1196
00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:42,867
I don't know.
1197
00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:45,203
It's just, the way you
squint when you're nervous,
1198
00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:47,905
it just reminds me
of Sarah, that's all.
1199
00:51:47,905 --> 00:51:50,241
Who's Sarah?
1200
00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:51,642
Well, Sarah's my wife.
1201
00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:54,345
Um, she passed away
three years ago.
1202
00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:57,715
(sighs)
1203
00:51:57,715 --> 00:51:58,883
God, I'm...
1204
00:51:58,883 --> 00:52:01,352
I'm so sorry.
That's awful.
1205
00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:04,755
Oh, no, sorry is something
she never wanted to feel.
1206
00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:08,058
And she would hate
it if she thought
1207
00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:09,294
I was feeling
sorry for myself.
1208
00:52:09,294 --> 00:52:12,096
It's just so hard.
1209
00:52:12,096 --> 00:52:13,664
How do you deal with it?
1210
00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:14,832
What do you do?
1211
00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:17,168
Throw myself into my work.
1212
00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:22,139
Every time I start
feeling lonely or...
1213
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:25,176
bad for myself,
you know,
1214
00:52:25,176 --> 00:52:27,845
I-I look into the eyes
1215
00:52:27,845 --> 00:52:30,147
of those little sick children...
1216
00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:35,085
...and it...
1217
00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:37,121
everything else goes away.
1218
00:52:37,121 --> 00:52:39,790
It's, um...
1219
00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:41,826
pretty sobering.
1220
00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:45,330
(Fiona Apple's "Sleep to Dream"
playing faintly inside)
1221
00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:50,801
What?
1222
00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:52,237
Uh, hey, Becky.
1223
00:52:52,237 --> 00:52:53,238
Is Amanda here?
1224
00:52:53,238 --> 00:52:55,206
I brought her something.
1225
00:52:55,206 --> 00:52:56,341
What is it?
1226
00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:58,543
I got her some tickets
to a play.
1227
00:52:58,543 --> 00:53:00,110
What play?
1228
00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:02,947
"Movin' Out,"
the Billy Joel musical.
1229
00:53:02,947 --> 00:53:05,683
"Moving Out" is not a play.
1230
00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:07,051
(snickering)
1231
00:53:07,051 --> 00:53:09,086
Fine.
What would you call it?
1232
00:53:09,086 --> 00:53:10,488
I don't know.
1233
00:53:10,488 --> 00:53:12,122
A gay?
1234
00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:13,224
Whatever.
1235
00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:15,693
Look, when is she
coming back?
1236
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:16,827
(sputters)
1237
00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:18,696
It's hard to say.
1238
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:21,699
She's out with
this guy she just met.
1239
00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:27,071
Well, do you know
where they are?
1240
00:53:27,071 --> 00:53:29,474
Why would I tell you
where they are?
1241
00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:31,108
So you can go find her
1242
00:53:31,108 --> 00:53:33,678
and murder her
and shoot him
1243
00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:36,447
and then eat them
and stab yourself, Dahmer?
1244
00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:38,549
I just want to talk to her.
1245
00:53:40,117 --> 00:53:42,920
Fine. Give me the flowers.
1246
00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:48,092
Nicely!
1247
00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:50,227
(sighs)
1248
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:53,197
Hi, Becky.
I got you some flowers.
1249
00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:55,533
Oh!
1250
00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:00,471
And the tickets.
1251
00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:02,340
Uh, hey, Dr. P, it's Roger.
1252
00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:04,309
Sorry to be
calling you off hours,
1253
00:54:04,309 --> 00:54:05,743
but I kind of have a situation.
1254
00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,678
I think Amanda's
seeing someone else,
1255
00:54:07,678 --> 00:54:09,780
and I'm just looking
for some last minute advice.
1256
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:12,317
I mean, should I jump in
and confront the guy,
1257
00:54:12,317 --> 00:54:13,818
showing off my animal side,
1258
00:54:13,818 --> 00:54:16,954
or, I don't know, maybe should
I manipulate the situ...
1259
00:54:26,631 --> 00:54:30,401
(quiet, gentle acoustic
melody playing)
1260
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:39,009
(both laughing)
1261
00:54:48,819 --> 00:54:52,957
*
1262
00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:05,202
What the hell's
going on?
1263
00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:07,071
What are you doing in here?
1264
00:55:07,071 --> 00:55:08,706
I saw you with Amanda,
1265
00:55:08,706 --> 00:55:11,008
and I want to know
what's going on.
1266
00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:13,678
It's called competition.
It'll do wonders for you.
1267
00:55:13,678 --> 00:55:16,447
I have plenty of
competition in my life, okay?
1268
00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:17,848
It's hard enough.
1269
00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:19,350
Every once in a while,
1270
00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:21,452
a shepherd has to pluck
a sheep from the herd
1271
00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:22,720
and challenge him.
1272
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:25,122
It let's the man know
he's worthy of leading.
1273
00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:26,323
Well, you know what?
1274
00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:27,825
I don't want to be
a shepherd anymore.
1275
00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:29,927
You're not the shepherd,
dumb ass.
1276
00:55:29,927 --> 00:55:31,095
I'm the shepherd.
1277
00:55:31,095 --> 00:55:33,731
It's called
an analogy, moron.
1278
00:55:33,731 --> 00:55:36,467
Look, you don't
understand.
1279
00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:39,737
Everything was going
so well between us.
1280
00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,238
Oh, clearly.
1281
00:55:41,238 --> 00:55:42,640
I'm sure you're
just days away
1282
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,575
from adopting
a Chinese kid together.
1283
00:55:44,575 --> 00:55:46,844
It's not that difficult.
1284
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:50,214
Use what you've learned
and defeat me.
1285
00:55:50,214 --> 00:55:54,118
If you can't do that, you know,
you don't deserve her anyway.
1286
00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:56,521
I paid you
for this class.
1287
00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,355
And you're getting
your money's worth.
1288
00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,190
Game on, Roger.
1289
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,559
As far as Amanda knows,
1290
00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:04,629
my name is Dennis
and I'm a successful surgeon.
1291
00:56:04,629 --> 00:56:07,932
You are a successful
meter maid.
1292
00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:10,367
So may the best man win.
1293
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,802
(grunting)
1294
00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:13,638
AMANDA:
This is really an amazing club.
1295
00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:15,673
Thanks for bringing us here.
1296
00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:17,241
Well, just take it
easy on me.
1297
00:56:17,241 --> 00:56:19,744
These aren't the knees of
a spring chicken, you know?
1298
00:56:19,744 --> 00:56:21,546
Please, that sounds
like a setup, mister.
1299
00:56:21,546 --> 00:56:23,080
Well, at least leave
the hands alone,
1300
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,249
because I'm in surgery
all day tomorrow, okay?
1301
00:56:25,249 --> 00:56:26,717
Deal.
1302
00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:31,388
What are those?
1303
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,290
Oh, those are, uh,
frozen lemon towelettes.
1304
00:56:33,290 --> 00:56:35,125
They tend to overdo it here.
1305
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,494
AMANDA:
Just a little.
1306
00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:38,496
Could you pass me one of
those lemon towelettes?
1307
00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:40,498
Roger, hey.
What are you doing here?
1308
00:56:40,498 --> 00:56:42,933
Well, you know,
I thought I'd drop by,
1309
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:44,234
hit a few balls.
1310
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,170
Is this your dad?
1311
00:56:46,170 --> 00:56:48,038
What? No.
(chuckles)
1312
00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:49,406
No, this is Dennis.
1313
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:50,975
Dennis, um,
is a friend of mine.
1314
00:56:50,975 --> 00:56:53,844
This is Roger.
He lives in my building.
1315
00:56:53,844 --> 00:56:54,812
Hey, Roger.
1316
00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:57,915
Nice to meet you.
Hello, sir.
1317
00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,784
Dahmer plays tennis?
1318
00:56:59,784 --> 00:57:01,318
I got to see Dahmer
play tennis.
1319
00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:03,788
Oh, you know, I've been
known to mess around a bit.
1320
00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:05,723
I have an idea-- why
don't we play doubles?
1321
00:57:05,723 --> 00:57:07,291
Yeah.
Absolutely.
1322
00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,559
Play girls against guys.
Are you sure?
1323
00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:09,860
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, it's be fun.
1324
00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:11,462
Now, I don't want
to be an intrusion.
1325
00:57:11,462 --> 00:57:13,197
AMANDA:
No, no. Come
on, join us.
1326
00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:15,566
Oh... okay, great
1327
00:57:17,568 --> 00:57:18,736
Nice one.
1328
00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:20,037
I loved the dad comment.
1329
00:57:20,037 --> 00:57:24,074
There's more where
that came from... Dennis.
1330
00:57:25,209 --> 00:57:28,212
(shoes squeaking)
1331
00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:35,486
All right, let's go,
Billie Jean.
1332
00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:37,087
Let's see what
you've got.
1333
00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:46,864
First fault.
Sorry.
1334
00:57:46,864 --> 00:57:47,698
That sucked.
1335
00:57:47,698 --> 00:57:49,266
All right, hey.
1336
00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:50,267
It sucks.
1337
00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:52,036
Be careful, Dennis.
1338
00:58:00,344 --> 00:58:01,311
(grunts)
1339
00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:04,649
Ooh, sorry.
Double fault.
1340
00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:05,750
You all right,
Dennis?
1341
00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:08,085
Oh, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
1342
00:58:08,085 --> 00:58:10,120
DENNIS:
Love-15.
1343
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,490
Watch your ass, Roger.
1344
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,059
Ooh, nervous.
1345
00:58:15,059 --> 00:58:16,260
Yeah.
1346
00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:29,139
(grunting)
1347
00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:32,076
Oh, my God.
Dennis.
1348
00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:33,578
Oh, man. I am so sorry.
1349
00:58:33,578 --> 00:58:35,112
I thought
I had it.
1350
00:58:35,112 --> 00:58:36,581
You want to take
a break?
1351
00:58:36,581 --> 00:58:39,617
That's cool. It happens.
1352
00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:43,053
Roger, can I talk
to you for a second?
1353
00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:44,722
Yeah.
1354
00:58:44,722 --> 00:58:47,057
Everything all right?
1355
00:58:47,057 --> 00:58:48,125
Yeah, of course.
1356
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:50,094
That was a mistake.
Sorry about that.
1357
00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:52,997
You know, Dennis
and I are just friends.
1358
00:58:52,997 --> 00:58:55,065
Yeah, I understand.
That's cool.
1359
00:58:55,065 --> 00:58:59,604
Okay. So this isn't
a jealousy thing?
1360
00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:01,572
Amanda, I'm fine.
1361
00:59:01,572 --> 00:59:04,474
You can be friends
with whoever you want.
1362
00:59:04,474 --> 00:59:06,543
Okay, just checking.
1363
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,779
But he is kind of old.
1364
00:59:08,779 --> 00:59:10,915
He's a widower; be nice.
1365
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,556
AMANDA:
Sure you're okay, Dennis?
1366
00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,926
Oh, yeah,
I'm fine; fine.
1367
00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:29,734
You know, actually, I think
I'm gonna stand back here.
1368
00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:34,171
Sorry about that.
1369
00:59:34,171 --> 00:59:35,773
Brand-new racket.
1370
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,042
Still getting used to it.
1371
00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:39,610
It's all right.
1372
00:59:39,610 --> 00:59:42,179
No problem, Roger.
1373
00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:55,325
(amplified thudding)
1374
00:59:55,325 --> 01:00:00,297
(suspenseful theme plays)
1375
01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:05,903
Ow!
Roger!
1376
01:00:06,804 --> 01:00:08,773
Do you have
a problem with me?
1377
01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:10,174
Yeah, a big problem.
Hey...
1378
01:00:10,174 --> 01:00:13,844
(grunting)
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You guys!
1379
01:00:13,844 --> 01:00:16,480
Stop it! Break it up!
(grunting)
1380
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,184
Roger, get off him.
Get off him!
1381
01:00:22,519 --> 01:00:23,988
Listen.
1382
01:00:23,988 --> 01:00:27,692
I know what's going on, and
I think it's awful, okay?
1383
01:00:27,692 --> 01:00:29,226
I am sorry, Dennis.
1384
01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:31,561
You don't deserve
to be treated this way.
1385
01:00:31,561 --> 01:00:33,864
It's okay, sweetie,
it's not your fault.
1386
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:38,736
You owe him an apology.
1387
01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:45,342
Ow!
1388
01:00:45,342 --> 01:00:47,211
Dennis! Oh, my...!
1389
01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:49,379
Becky, get some help.
1390
01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:50,414
Totally unnecessary.
1391
01:00:50,414 --> 01:00:51,749
Deep breath.
1392
01:00:53,951 --> 01:00:55,485
Did you really
tackle him?
1393
01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:56,687
He challenged me.
1394
01:00:56,687 --> 01:00:58,322
He threw down
his racket.
1395
01:00:58,322 --> 01:00:59,389
Is he okay?
1396
01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:00,457
What?!
1397
01:01:00,457 --> 01:01:02,326
Dr. P--
did you hurt him?
1398
01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:03,961
No, he's fine.
1399
01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:06,130
It makes no sense.
1400
01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:08,098
I mean, Dr. P could have
any woman in the world,
1401
01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:09,700
why would he go after
your girl?
1402
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:11,035
Because he's sick.
1403
01:01:11,035 --> 01:01:13,237
He thinks this whole thing
is a game.
1404
01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:14,404
I don't know.
1405
01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:16,573
You know, ever since I started
taking this class,
1406
01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:18,242
things have been
going pretty well.
1407
01:01:18,242 --> 01:01:19,710
It's like Dr. P says--
1408
01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:21,611
I want the tit.
1409
01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:23,047
It's true, we all do.
1410
01:01:23,047 --> 01:01:27,284
I've got two chicks back at
my place who think I'm Moby.
1411
01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:28,953
Not to mention, Dr. P
1412
01:01:28,953 --> 01:01:31,588
is one of the smartest
people in the world.
1413
01:01:31,588 --> 01:01:33,858
I mean, if he wants
to go out with Amanda,
1414
01:01:33,858 --> 01:01:34,925
maybe it's for the best.
1415
01:01:34,925 --> 01:01:36,493
What are you
talking about?
1416
01:01:36,493 --> 01:01:40,164
You don't really have a lot
of choices, do you, Rog?
1417
01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:43,567
I'm just gonna tell her.
1418
01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:46,570
What are you
going to tell her?
1419
01:01:46,570 --> 01:01:48,072
Everything--
I'm gonna tell her
1420
01:01:48,072 --> 01:01:49,774
who he is, tell her
about the class...
1421
01:01:49,774 --> 01:01:51,842
The class is
top secret, Roger.
1422
01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:53,143
You know that.
1423
01:01:53,143 --> 01:01:55,412
Besides, Lesher
might rape you.
1424
01:01:55,412 --> 01:01:57,147
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, wait.
1425
01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:58,949
Wait, what are you
talking about, Eli?
1426
01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:00,617
Why would you
even say
1427
01:02:00,617 --> 01:02:01,886
something like that, Eli?
1428
01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:05,923
It's just an idea
of something bad
1429
01:02:05,923 --> 01:02:07,691
that might happen.
1430
01:02:07,691 --> 01:02:09,693
ROGER:
Look, you guys don't get it.
1431
01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:11,128
I don't want
him near her.
1432
01:02:11,128 --> 01:02:13,497
This isn't even
about me anymore.
1433
01:02:17,101 --> 01:02:19,770
What was that about,
huh?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1434
01:02:19,770 --> 01:02:21,405
Why would you even
bring that up?
I'm sorry.
1435
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:22,907
Use your brain.
1436
01:02:22,907 --> 01:02:24,341
I s-slipped up.
1437
01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:26,110
Not cool, dude.
1438
01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:29,847
Okay. As far as I'm concerned,
this meeting never happened.
1439
01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:30,848
Got it?
Yeah.
1440
01:02:30,848 --> 01:02:32,249
Great.
Okay.
1441
01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:35,052
BECKY:
I knew he was a psycho
from day one.
1442
01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:36,821
You know, because I get
a sense from people,
1443
01:02:36,821 --> 01:02:39,723
and he had an energy
that was just,
1444
01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:42,226
it was so...
1445
01:02:42,226 --> 01:02:43,928
like, loser-ish.
1446
01:02:43,928 --> 01:02:45,029
OFFICER:
Yeah.
1447
01:02:45,029 --> 01:02:46,730
Is there any other
sense you got?
1448
01:02:46,730 --> 01:02:49,934
Wow, this guy is a
piece of work, huh?
1449
01:02:49,934 --> 01:02:52,402
Yeah, I found this
on my nightstand.
1450
01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:54,805
This is creepy.
1451
01:02:54,805 --> 01:02:56,140
I've got to tell you,
1452
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:58,675
there's no doubt in my mind
you will be murdered.
1453
01:02:58,675 --> 01:02:59,743
Are you serious?
1454
01:02:59,743 --> 01:03:01,846
Yeah.
1455
01:03:01,846 --> 01:03:04,381
Oh, my God.
1456
01:03:04,381 --> 01:03:05,549
Hey, partner.
1457
01:03:05,549 --> 01:03:07,818
Check it out.
1458
01:03:07,818 --> 01:03:09,586
Excuse me.
1459
01:03:09,586 --> 01:03:11,588
Here you go--
one chamomile tea.
1460
01:03:11,588 --> 01:03:13,323
Thanks, Dennis.
1461
01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:15,459
Don't worry--
everything's going to be okay.
1462
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:16,426
I'm here.
1463
01:03:16,426 --> 01:03:18,362
I know.
1464
01:03:18,362 --> 01:03:20,898
OFFICER:
I just have
a few more questions.
1465
01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:23,333
Is anything missing?
1466
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:24,168
Yeah.
1467
01:03:24,168 --> 01:03:27,037
Kind of
embarrassing, but...
1468
01:03:27,037 --> 01:03:28,638
all of my
underwear is gone.
1469
01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:30,407
Oh.
1470
01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:32,209
Well, first of all,
don't be embarrassed.
1471
01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:33,343
It happens.
1472
01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:36,080
Uh, secondly, um...
(clears throat)
1473
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,982
can you, uh,
describe them for me?
1474
01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:41,118
Um... you know,
were they thongs,
1475
01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:43,620
Dutch cuts, full backs...?
1476
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:44,688
Is that really necessary?
1477
01:03:44,688 --> 01:03:46,323
I could describe mine.
1478
01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:48,758
Um, oh, wait, I
don't wear any.
1479
01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:50,460
What's going on?
1480
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,596
Just keep your hands
where I can see them, sir.
1481
01:03:52,596 --> 01:03:53,597
Wait, what happened?
1482
01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:54,731
What are you guys
doing here?
1483
01:03:54,731 --> 01:03:56,133
They're policemen.
What do you think
1484
01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:57,701
they're doing here?
What?
1485
01:03:57,701 --> 01:03:59,236
Come on, Roger, we
know you broke in.
1486
01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:00,670
Look at this.
Wait, hold on.
1487
01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:01,939
I know these guys.
They're not cops.
1488
01:04:01,939 --> 01:04:03,473
All right, buddy,
come on.
Ow!
1489
01:04:03,473 --> 01:04:04,608
What are you doing?
Ernie?
1490
01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:06,010
ERNIE:
Just try to stay calm, sir.
1491
01:04:06,010 --> 01:04:08,245
Look, I did not do this.
1492
01:04:08,245 --> 01:04:10,414
I would never do this.
You know that.
1493
01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:11,949
I was weak, all right?
1494
01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:14,651
I wasn't happy with who I was,
so I took a class...
1495
01:04:14,651 --> 01:04:16,353
from him.
1496
01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:17,354
(both chuckle)
1497
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,322
From Dennis?!
1498
01:04:18,322 --> 01:04:20,557
His name's not Dennis,
it's Dr. P.
1499
01:04:20,557 --> 01:04:21,725
Textbook paranoid behavior.
1500
01:04:21,725 --> 01:04:22,927
I've seen it a million times.
1501
01:04:22,927 --> 01:04:24,428
ROGER:
You guys, come on, tell her.
1502
01:04:24,428 --> 01:04:25,762
AMANDA:
Dewey, it's okay, baby.
1503
01:04:25,762 --> 01:04:27,564
Go back to your
room, honey.
1504
01:04:27,564 --> 01:04:29,533
Oh, he's probably scared.
1505
01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:31,435
(whimpering)
1506
01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:32,836
AMANDA:
Dewey?
1507
01:04:32,836 --> 01:04:34,104
Oh, my God.
1508
01:04:34,104 --> 01:04:35,940
Sweetheart, what did
they do to you?
1509
01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:38,976
Okay, who the hell
painted the goddamn dog?
1510
01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:41,045
Pretty awesome, right?
No, not awesome.
1511
01:04:41,045 --> 01:04:43,380
Jesus fucking Christ.
AMANDA:
Do you have any idea
1512
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,682
what this dog's been through?
Amanda, I didn't do that!
1513
01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:46,650
Let's go, buddy.
1514
01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:47,817
No, I'm not going!
1515
01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:48,885
AMANDA:
Oh, my God.
1516
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,120
All right, calm down.
Easy.
1517
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,155
Nice and easy, sir.
Come on down.
1518
01:04:51,155 --> 01:04:52,189
I got you.
Stay back.
1519
01:04:52,189 --> 01:04:53,657
Deep breaths.
Deep breaths.
1520
01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:54,858
Okay, I got him!
I got him!
1521
01:04:54,858 --> 01:04:56,060
(Amanda screams)
1522
01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:58,262
(all shouting)
1523
01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:01,098
AMANDA:
Oh!
1524
01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:03,067
(dog whimpers)
1525
01:05:03,067 --> 01:05:04,401
(elevator bell dings)
1526
01:05:07,171 --> 01:05:09,739
Hey, Roger, uh, what do you
think of the uniforms?
1527
01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:11,441
Pretty authentic, huh?
1528
01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:12,476
(chuckling)
1529
01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:14,979
I thought you guys
were my friends.
1530
01:05:14,979 --> 01:05:16,413
Whatever, man.
1531
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:17,314
(chuckles)
1532
01:05:17,314 --> 01:05:19,716
I guess we all
can't be lions.
1533
01:05:19,716 --> 01:05:21,218
Yeah, at this point, uh,
1534
01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:23,387
I'd say you're
more like a...
1535
01:05:23,387 --> 01:05:24,454
like an emu.
1536
01:05:24,454 --> 01:05:25,722
(laughter)
1537
01:05:25,722 --> 01:05:27,224
Good one, Ernie-- emu.
1538
01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:31,028
Hey, uh, hey, emu,
check it out.
1539
01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:33,697
(laughter)
1540
01:05:33,697 --> 01:05:34,698
(grunting)
1541
01:05:34,698 --> 01:05:36,166
Ow!
1542
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:37,667
This stuff is awesome.
1543
01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,436
(coughing)
1544
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,770
(coughing)
1545
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,572
(gasping)
1546
01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:44,041
Ah!
1547
01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:45,842
(coughing)
1548
01:05:45,842 --> 01:05:47,711
God!
1549
01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:49,046
Ow!
1550
01:05:49,046 --> 01:05:50,880
ERNIE:
Goddamn it!
(men screaming)
1551
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,482
(elevator bell dings)
1552
01:05:52,482 --> 01:05:54,651
(coughing)
1553
01:05:54,651 --> 01:05:56,987
(gasping)
1554
01:05:56,987 --> 01:06:00,557
(shrieking)
1555
01:06:00,557 --> 01:06:02,492
(coughing)
1556
01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:03,693
Ow!
1557
01:06:05,262 --> 01:06:07,998
DR. P:
Today's lesson
is dressing the part.
1558
01:06:07,998 --> 01:06:10,300
Right now, you look
like a bunch of idiots,
1559
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,069
but we're going to fix that.
1560
01:06:12,069 --> 01:06:14,071
This is called hair gel.
1561
01:06:14,071 --> 01:06:15,172
Learn how to use it.
1562
01:06:15,172 --> 01:06:17,874
Another thing--
1563
01:06:17,874 --> 01:06:21,045
from now on, we wear sunglasses.
1564
01:06:21,045 --> 01:06:22,146
Whether it's day or night,
1565
01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:24,148
inside or out,
1566
01:06:24,148 --> 01:06:26,416
no one ever sees your eyes.
1567
01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:28,985
A little mystery
never hurt anybody.
1568
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:30,620
Yes, Eli?
1569
01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:34,524
Um, how, uh, come
you don't wear sunglasses?
1570
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,093
Because I'm not you.
1571
01:06:36,093 --> 01:06:37,661
(door opening)
1572
01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:38,995
Excuse me, sir.
1573
01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:41,431
We have a little bit
of a situation outside.
1574
01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:45,569
DR. P:
Hey!
(horns honking)
1575
01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:46,570
What are you doing?!
1576
01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:48,004
(horns honking)
1577
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,073
ROGER:
Good evening, gentlemen.
1578
01:06:49,073 --> 01:06:50,340
You got to be
shitting me.
1579
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,209
My name's Roger Waddell.
1580
01:06:52,209 --> 01:06:55,112
And I'm exercising my authority
per statue 8-12...
1581
01:06:55,112 --> 01:06:57,647
Why don't you
shut the hell up
1582
01:06:57,647 --> 01:07:00,050
and unhook my goddamn car!
1583
01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:01,485
I can't.
1584
01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:04,854
You see, my chalk stick
confirmed a three-inch intrusion
1585
01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:06,223
into the traffic lane.
1586
01:07:06,223 --> 01:07:09,593
And then there's the matter
of four unpaid priors.
1587
01:07:09,593 --> 01:07:10,927
You are so dead.
1588
01:07:10,927 --> 01:07:13,930
Which brings us
to the broken headlight.
1589
01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:15,099
(clanks)
1590
01:07:15,099 --> 01:07:17,467
(clanking)
1591
01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:21,605
Scuffed headlight.
1592
01:07:21,605 --> 01:07:22,539
So...
1593
01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:26,076
unpaid tickets,
towing and storage.
1594
01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:28,645
And that comes to
a grand total of
1595
01:07:28,645 --> 01:07:31,415
$1,663.00.
1596
01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:33,417
You have ten days to pay it.
1597
01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,255
I'm everywhere now.
1598
01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:39,523
I'm like the wind.
1599
01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:41,091
(whooshing)
1600
01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,426
Ow!
1601
01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:49,133
(distant siren wailing)
1602
01:07:49,133 --> 01:07:51,135
(whooshing)
1603
01:07:54,704 --> 01:07:56,373
"Dear Sergeant Morehead,
1604
01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:59,109
"I have tried
to hold back my feelings,
1605
01:07:59,109 --> 01:08:02,312
"but I can't go on like this.
1606
01:08:02,312 --> 01:08:03,647
"I am in love with you.
1607
01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:07,717
"And it's clear
you feel the same way.
1608
01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:11,321
"We need to figure out
a way to be together.
1609
01:08:11,321 --> 01:08:13,890
"Without you,
I'm like an empty vase
1610
01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:17,026
waiting for my Spanish rose."
1611
01:08:17,026 --> 01:08:19,829
Sergeant, I swear...
1612
01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:22,932
Roger, this happens to be one
of the most beautiful letters
1613
01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:24,568
I have ever read.
1614
01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:27,504
But I'm not that way.
1615
01:08:27,504 --> 01:08:29,673
I didn't write
the letter.
1616
01:08:29,673 --> 01:08:30,907
Please. You signed it,
1617
01:08:30,907 --> 01:08:32,876
it has your
return address on it,
1618
01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:34,878
and you sealed it
with a unicorn.
1619
01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:36,813
Sergeant, can't you see?
1620
01:08:36,813 --> 01:08:38,282
I'm being set up.
1621
01:08:38,282 --> 01:08:41,285
That would be quite an elaborate
setup, don't you think?
1622
01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:43,153
No, not really.
1623
01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:45,555
All you need is a stamp
and a unicorn sticker.
1624
01:08:45,555 --> 01:08:49,559
Look, Roger,
I'm flattered, really I am.
1625
01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:51,828
But the department has
some pretty strict rules
1626
01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:55,465
on sexual harassment.
1627
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,167
I'm going to have to let you go.
1628
01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:58,368
You're not listening!
1629
01:08:58,368 --> 01:09:00,170
I didn't write
the letter!
1630
01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:01,938
I'm sorry.
1631
01:09:01,938 --> 01:09:03,873
After you empty your locker,
1632
01:09:03,873 --> 01:09:06,610
you can turn your uniform
and your sneakers in to Manny.
1633
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:14,318
You know what?
1634
01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:16,286
You can have
the uniform.
1635
01:09:18,021 --> 01:09:20,224
But I'm keeping the sneakers.
1636
01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:26,730
(humming taps)
1637
01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:33,437
(continues humming)
1638
01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:43,480
Yeah! That's what
I thought, man!
1639
01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:45,148
That's what I thought.
1640
01:09:45,148 --> 01:09:48,151
(panting)
1641
01:09:48,151 --> 01:09:50,987
What?
1642
01:09:50,987 --> 01:09:53,189
Go back to work!
1643
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:54,858
Right, Monty?
Right.
1644
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:56,326
Right, Monty?
1645
01:09:56,326 --> 01:09:58,328
Whatever.
1646
01:10:07,604 --> 01:10:09,939
(people chatting quietly)
1647
01:10:17,180 --> 01:10:19,283
Thanks for meeting me.
1648
01:10:20,016 --> 01:10:22,552
I come here a lot.
1649
01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:26,423
It's quiet--
helps me think.
1650
01:10:26,423 --> 01:10:29,092
I lost my job
yesterday.
1651
01:10:29,092 --> 01:10:30,294
Yeah, sorry about that.
1652
01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:33,597
It was a shit job anyway.
1653
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:36,500
But, hey, I got good news.
1654
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:38,602
I'm offering you a truce.
1655
01:10:41,305 --> 01:10:42,872
Seriously, Roger.
1656
01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:44,474
I mean, enough is enough.
1657
01:10:46,142 --> 01:10:47,477
Fine.
1658
01:10:47,477 --> 01:10:49,479
Just... leave
Amanda alone,
1659
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:51,748
and you'll never
see me again.
1660
01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:56,786
Well, here's the thing:
it's not that easy.
1661
01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:59,122
Normally, I'm not
the type of guy
1662
01:10:59,122 --> 01:11:01,391
who falls in love with a chick.
1663
01:11:01,391 --> 01:11:03,727
It's not what I do.
1664
01:11:05,529 --> 01:11:07,331
But with Amanda,
something just clicked.
1665
01:11:07,331 --> 01:11:09,766
You barely
even know her!
1666
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,301
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
take it down.
1667
01:11:11,301 --> 01:11:15,038
Act like a man,
will you?
1668
01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:22,412
Sorry, buddy, but, uh,
1669
01:11:22,412 --> 01:11:24,914
I got to see
where this thing takes me.
1670
01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:29,285
Here.
1671
01:11:29,986 --> 01:11:31,287
What is this?
1672
01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:32,356
It's a refund.
1673
01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:33,657
It's half your tuition.
1674
01:11:33,657 --> 01:11:35,592
Why half?
1675
01:11:35,592 --> 01:11:37,594
Well, you did learn something.
1676
01:11:37,594 --> 01:11:39,763
Hell, you even kissed my girl.
1677
01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:45,268
I don't want
your money.
1678
01:11:45,268 --> 01:11:47,404
Just trying to be
a gentleman, all right?
1679
01:11:50,374 --> 01:11:54,077
You don't want me
to take the gloves off, Roger.
1680
01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:55,812
I got to go.
1681
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,423
(quiet, slow,
martial theme playing)
1682
01:12:09,258 --> 01:12:11,428
(train whistle blowing)
1683
01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:21,971
*
1684
01:12:30,614 --> 01:12:32,949
(knocking on door)
1685
01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:36,553
MAN:
Yeah, what is it?
1686
01:12:36,553 --> 01:12:37,621
ROGER:
Uh, yes,
1687
01:12:37,621 --> 01:12:40,390
I'm looking for
Lonnie Ratcliff.
1688
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:42,726
Is he here?
1689
01:12:44,461 --> 01:12:45,495
Who the hell are you?
1690
01:12:45,495 --> 01:12:48,932
Hi. My name is
Roger Waddell.
1691
01:12:48,932 --> 01:12:51,635
I was wondering if I could
talk to you for a minute.
1692
01:12:51,635 --> 01:12:54,137
And what would that be
pertaining to?
1693
01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:58,007
Um, Dr. P.
1694
01:13:06,015 --> 01:13:07,083
Go ahead, shoot me.
1695
01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:09,018
Come on, do me.
1696
01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:11,320
Do me.
1697
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:12,789
Right now.
1698
01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:14,558
No.
1699
01:13:14,558 --> 01:13:16,159
I'm not here to hurt you.
1700
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:19,963
Lie, lie and lie some more.
1701
01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:21,230
You don't understand.
1702
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,099
I'm here because
I need your help.
1703
01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:28,271
I want to know what
Dr. P did to you.
1704
01:13:28,271 --> 01:13:30,540
Why?
1705
01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:34,611
Because I think he's doing
the same thing to me.
1706
01:13:37,013 --> 01:13:38,882
(cat meows)
1707
01:13:40,550 --> 01:13:43,386
You allergic to cats?
1708
01:13:43,386 --> 01:13:46,523
I used to be a pilot
in the Air Force.
1709
01:13:46,523 --> 01:13:48,057
They called me the Hawk.
1710
01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:51,595
Yeah, I was hell on earth,
but you'd never know it.
1711
01:13:51,595 --> 01:13:53,497
Hey, you want
a biscotti?
1712
01:13:53,497 --> 01:13:54,798
Uh, no thanks.
1713
01:13:54,798 --> 01:13:57,801
I don't blame you.
They're addictive.
1714
01:13:57,801 --> 01:14:00,003
So, uh, you served
in Grenada?
1715
01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:02,839
Yeah. There's a war that
the media ignored, huh?
1716
01:14:02,839 --> 01:14:05,341
I guess it wasn't sexy
enough for them or whatever.
1717
01:14:05,341 --> 01:14:06,643
Hey, come on, Jerry,
off of there.
1718
01:14:06,643 --> 01:14:08,512
Off of there,
come on.
1719
01:14:08,512 --> 01:14:11,114
Anyway, when I got back,
there was nothing--
1720
01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:12,516
no parades,
1721
01:14:12,516 --> 01:14:15,218
no celebrations.
1722
01:14:15,218 --> 01:14:17,086
I had nothing.
1723
01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:18,287
Nothing except Gina.
1724
01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:19,823
Was that your girlfriend?
1725
01:14:19,823 --> 01:14:21,925
No, she didn't even
know I existed.
1726
01:14:21,925 --> 01:14:25,194
But I used to watch
her... a lot.
1727
01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:30,133
Dr. P was going to
teach me how to get her.
1728
01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:31,568
Well, did it work?
1729
01:14:31,568 --> 01:14:34,671
Actually, it went
pretty well at first.
1730
01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:36,573
We started dating,
even talked about
1731
01:14:36,573 --> 01:14:38,474
getting a place together,
down at the shore.
1732
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,743
She's real pretty.
1733
01:14:39,743 --> 01:14:40,977
Eh.
1734
01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:42,946
My little squirrel--
that's what I used to call her.
1735
01:14:42,946 --> 01:14:44,548
'Cause of the way
her tooth come down
1736
01:14:44,548 --> 01:14:45,682
over her lip like that.
1737
01:14:45,682 --> 01:14:48,585
Dr. P thought she
was cute, too.
1738
01:14:48,585 --> 01:14:52,722
Guys like Dr. P, they can
have anyone they want.
1739
01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:56,292
And?
1740
01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:58,695
And?
1741
01:14:58,695 --> 01:15:01,130
What do you mean "And"?
1742
01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:04,133
Look around-- I live
in a shit hole with 50 cats.
1743
01:15:04,133 --> 01:15:05,101
I'm sorry, I...
1744
01:15:05,101 --> 01:15:06,202
Jesus Christ.
1745
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:09,138
I guess I meant, you know,
how did he do it?
1746
01:15:09,138 --> 01:15:10,273
Who knows?
1747
01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:12,075
He suckered her in
with some bull crap story
1748
01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:13,209
about his wife dying.
1749
01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:15,111
And he told her he was
some fancy-pants doctor.
1750
01:15:15,111 --> 01:15:18,047
Took her down to a medical
conference in Miami--
1751
01:15:18,047 --> 01:15:20,784
a medical conference which
did not exist, by the way--
1752
01:15:20,784 --> 01:15:23,587
and she went for it,
hook, line and sinker.
1753
01:15:23,587 --> 01:15:24,921
Poor Gina.
1754
01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:28,457
Worst part about it is,
three months later,
1755
01:15:28,457 --> 01:15:30,660
he dumps her.
1756
01:15:30,660 --> 01:15:33,462
She was devastated.
1757
01:15:33,462 --> 01:15:35,031
What's this?
1758
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:37,300
This is just some information
I've been collecting about him
1759
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:38,802
over the past nine years.
1760
01:15:38,802 --> 01:15:40,103
You know,
where he eats,
1761
01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:42,038
where he sleeps,
phone records, et al.
1762
01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:44,641
Keep it-- maybe
it'll help you.
1763
01:15:49,779 --> 01:15:52,515
Actually, I have a better idea.
1764
01:15:52,515 --> 01:15:54,651
Why don't you come back
to the city with me?
1765
01:15:54,651 --> 01:15:55,919
I can really use
your help.
1766
01:15:55,919 --> 01:15:58,087
(scoffing):
Oh, no; no can do.
1767
01:15:58,087 --> 01:16:00,957
Come on, we can
take this guy-- Lesher, too.
1768
01:16:00,957 --> 01:16:02,491
Lesher?
1769
01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:04,761
Yeah.
1770
01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:08,598
He raped you, didn't he?
1771
01:16:08,598 --> 01:16:11,167
Huh?!
1772
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:12,501
Lesher raped
you, right?
1773
01:16:12,501 --> 01:16:13,637
No.
1774
01:16:13,637 --> 01:16:15,972
No, I just think
he's a jerk.
1775
01:16:15,972 --> 01:16:18,107
Oh, yeah.
1776
01:16:18,107 --> 01:16:19,208
Yeah, me, too.
1777
01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:20,209
I think he's a jerk, too.
1778
01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:22,912
I don't know what
his... problem is.
1779
01:16:26,482 --> 01:16:27,516
What?
1780
01:16:27,516 --> 01:16:28,885
No. Nothing.
1781
01:16:37,493 --> 01:16:39,362
(driving rock intro plays)
1782
01:16:43,633 --> 01:16:47,403
* I'm gonna get free,
I'm gonna get free *
1783
01:16:47,403 --> 01:16:49,205
* I'm gonna get free
1784
01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:51,540
* Ride into the sun
1785
01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:53,176
* She never loved me
1786
01:16:53,176 --> 01:16:55,879
* She never loved me,
she never loved me *
1787
01:16:55,879 --> 01:16:58,081
* Why should anyone?
1788
01:16:58,081 --> 01:16:59,916
* Come here, come here,
come here *
1789
01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:01,685
* I'll take your photo for you
1790
01:17:01,685 --> 01:17:03,619
* Come here, come here,
come here *
1791
01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:04,921
* Drive you around the corner
1792
01:17:04,921 --> 01:17:06,956
* Come here, come here,
come here *
1793
01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:09,058
* Move out to California!
1794
01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:15,799
This is unbelievable.
1795
01:17:15,799 --> 01:17:17,566
Okay, big deal.
1796
01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:20,904
So Dr. P uses a lot
of different identities.
1797
01:17:20,904 --> 01:17:22,605
And so he's done
some bad things.
1798
01:17:22,605 --> 01:17:23,773
So what?
1799
01:17:23,773 --> 01:17:26,009
We've all done stuff
we're not proud of.
1800
01:17:26,009 --> 01:17:27,576
Look...
1801
01:17:27,576 --> 01:17:28,945
I had this guy I know
1802
01:17:28,945 --> 01:17:31,681
over at the parking bureau
run his information.
1803
01:17:31,681 --> 01:17:35,919
Turns out,
Dennis Sherman-- Dr. P--
1804
01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:37,586
bought two first-class tickets
to Miami.
1805
01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:39,588
So?
1806
01:17:39,588 --> 01:17:40,890
So...
1807
01:17:40,890 --> 01:17:42,692
I think he's
taking Amanda.
1808
01:17:42,692 --> 01:17:43,693
So?
1809
01:17:43,693 --> 01:17:44,694
So...
1810
01:17:44,694 --> 01:17:45,795
I have to find out
1811
01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:46,896
when they're leaving
and stop them.
1812
01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:48,832
But I can't do it alone.
1813
01:17:48,832 --> 01:17:52,568
Look, Dr. P
is our teacher,
1814
01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:53,602
and we love him.
1815
01:17:53,602 --> 01:17:55,004
Plus, he's helped us out,
1816
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:57,140
a lot.
1817
01:17:57,140 --> 01:17:58,708
Helped you?
1818
01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:00,143
You guys, look at yourselves.
1819
01:18:00,143 --> 01:18:01,144
Do you think
1820
01:18:01,144 --> 01:18:02,979
you look cool?
1821
01:18:04,613 --> 01:18:07,984
Yeah. I'd say
we look pretty cool.
1822
01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,086
Okay, fine.
1823
01:18:10,086 --> 01:18:11,420
I admit it,
you look cool.
1824
01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:13,589
But do you
actually think
1825
01:18:13,589 --> 01:18:15,725
that after taking
a few classes,
1826
01:18:15,725 --> 01:18:17,794
you suddenly are cool?
1827
01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:19,562
Whatever, Roger.
1828
01:18:19,562 --> 01:18:20,897
We got to go.
1829
01:18:22,498 --> 01:18:24,567
Eli-- (whistles)
1830
01:18:24,567 --> 01:18:25,869
Let's go.
1831
01:18:28,237 --> 01:18:30,373
Yo.
1832
01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:34,878
This isn't right.
1833
01:18:34,878 --> 01:18:36,045
Come on, Eli.
1834
01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:37,613
Do you really
want to risk everything?
1835
01:18:37,613 --> 01:18:39,949
Roger's been there for us.
1836
01:18:43,019 --> 01:18:45,021
He took down Lesher
1837
01:18:45,021 --> 01:18:47,223
and gave us back
our dignity, remember?
1838
01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:52,361
Look, we just can't
walk out of here.
1839
01:18:52,361 --> 01:18:54,730
I mean, what if I'm next?
1840
01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,199
Would you guys just, uh,
1841
01:18:56,199 --> 01:18:58,567
leave me hanging out there
to get picked off?
1842
01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,871
Would you want me to leave you?
1843
01:19:01,871 --> 01:19:05,074
Is that really
the life we deserve?
1844
01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:11,915
We've got one condition.
1845
01:19:11,915 --> 01:19:14,150
We're not dealing
with Lesher.
1846
01:19:14,150 --> 01:19:18,387
Let me worry about Lesher.
1847
01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:19,856
(birds chirping)
1848
01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:21,190
MAN:
Weird, huh?
1849
01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:25,594
Living all the way
out here in the suburbs.
1850
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:26,963
What do you mean?
1851
01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:28,297
I don't know.
1852
01:19:28,297 --> 01:19:30,900
I'd have pegged Dr. P
for living in Manhattan.
1853
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:32,969
I mean, a rich,
powerful bachelor
1854
01:19:32,969 --> 01:19:35,538
could do a lot of
damage in the city
1855
01:19:35,538 --> 01:19:36,973
I'm living proof.
1856
01:19:36,973 --> 01:19:38,341
(dog barking in distance)
1857
01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:39,809
All right.
1858
01:19:39,809 --> 01:19:41,244
(door closes)
1859
01:19:41,244 --> 01:19:43,279
Heads up.
1860
01:19:48,751 --> 01:19:50,319
ROGER:
What's he doing?
1861
01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:51,720
Going to his car.
1862
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,023
Stay down.
1863
01:19:56,592 --> 01:19:57,793
(door opening)
1864
01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:59,528
Honey...
1865
01:19:59,528 --> 01:20:01,730
Oh! What do we
1866
01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:02,798
have here?
(shutter clicks)
1867
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:03,933
What is it?
1868
01:20:03,933 --> 01:20:05,734
Oh, you're going
to love this, Roger.
1869
01:20:05,734 --> 01:20:07,003
(shutter clicks)
1870
01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:09,839
I'm sorry, Agent Stryker,
and, um, um...
1871
01:20:09,839 --> 01:20:11,707
This is
Agent... Gaylord.
1872
01:20:11,707 --> 01:20:12,741
Right.
1873
01:20:12,741 --> 01:20:15,078
Agents Stryker
and Gaylord.
1874
01:20:15,078 --> 01:20:17,413
We really cannot release
that kind of information.
1875
01:20:17,413 --> 01:20:18,447
Lois,
1876
01:20:18,447 --> 01:20:19,482
for the last time,
1877
01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:21,617
this is a matter of
national security.
1878
01:20:21,617 --> 01:20:22,785
You do care
1879
01:20:22,785 --> 01:20:24,687
about national security,
don't you, Lois?
1880
01:20:24,687 --> 01:20:26,355
LOIS:
Of course. Yes.
1881
01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:27,823
But if you could
just imagine, if I...
1882
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:29,125
She's not
listening.
1883
01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:30,894
Print out the
passenger list, please.
1884
01:20:30,894 --> 01:20:32,896
I'm not allowed to.
1885
01:20:32,896 --> 01:20:34,130
Let me ask you
something, Lois.
1886
01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:36,332
Do you ever watch
the show 24?
1887
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:37,901
Yes.
1888
01:20:37,901 --> 01:20:42,005
Well, think of this as a
real-life version of 24,
1889
01:20:42,005 --> 01:20:44,173
only our version
would be called--
1890
01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:48,111
what, I don't
know-- One.
1891
01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:52,348
Don't look around,
Lois; look at me...
1892
01:20:53,482 --> 01:20:55,618
...and print out
that list.
1893
01:20:57,453 --> 01:20:59,488
It's time to be
part of something bigger.
1894
01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:02,691
I want to.
1895
01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:03,626
But...
1896
01:21:03,626 --> 01:21:05,194
No, shh,
shh, shh...
1897
01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:06,729
No, no.
1898
01:21:06,729 --> 01:21:08,631
No buts.
1899
01:21:08,631 --> 01:21:11,367
Just print.
1900
01:21:19,008 --> 01:21:21,344
(printer whirring)
1901
01:21:24,447 --> 01:21:26,582
(cell phone ringing)
1902
01:21:26,582 --> 01:21:27,917
Eli, what do you got?
1903
01:21:27,917 --> 01:21:30,253
ELI:
Your suspicion was
absolutely correct.
1904
01:21:30,253 --> 01:21:31,520
Talk to me.
1905
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:34,557
Passenger list confirms two
first-class tickets to Miami--
1906
01:21:34,557 --> 01:21:37,994
one for Dennis Sherman,
the other for Amanda.
1907
01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:40,296
Flight leaves
tomorrow morning.
1908
01:21:40,296 --> 01:21:41,630
Good work.
1909
01:21:41,630 --> 01:21:42,966
It's on.
1910
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,434
(elevator bell dings)
1911
01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:49,105
We're just going
to a medical conference.
1912
01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:50,573
It's so not a big deal.
1913
01:21:50,573 --> 01:21:53,209
Besides, he's gonna be
working most of the time.
1914
01:21:53,209 --> 01:21:56,112
It just seems like
a big step.
1915
01:21:56,112 --> 01:21:57,146
It's not even a step.
1916
01:21:57,146 --> 01:21:58,581
It's just, I don't know,
1917
01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:01,017
I want to get away from
all this craziness for a while.
1918
01:22:01,017 --> 01:22:03,419
(intercom buzzing)
1919
01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:04,787
All right.
1920
01:22:04,787 --> 01:22:06,389
Hello.
1921
01:22:06,389 --> 01:22:08,924
LESHER:
Your ride is here.
1922
01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:10,659
All right, I'll be down
in two minutes.
1923
01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:13,229
Take your time.
1924
01:22:28,978 --> 01:22:31,580
(chuckling)
1925
01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:33,716
Ah, you look good.
1926
01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:36,352
Hello, Lesher.
1927
01:22:36,352 --> 01:22:37,353
Remember me?
1928
01:22:37,353 --> 01:22:38,854
Oh, damn.
1929
01:22:38,854 --> 01:22:40,856
(muffled screams)
1930
01:22:40,856 --> 01:22:42,491
It's okay.
1931
01:22:42,491 --> 01:22:43,526
Easy!
1932
01:22:43,526 --> 01:22:44,994
Easy, big guy!
1933
01:22:44,994 --> 01:22:47,730
(muffled screams)
1934
01:22:47,730 --> 01:22:48,731
Shh...
1935
01:22:48,731 --> 01:22:49,732
(whimpers)
1936
01:22:49,732 --> 01:22:50,733
Shh...
1937
01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:53,069
(whimpers)
1938
01:22:57,940 --> 01:23:00,243
AMANDA:
All right, I will.
1939
01:23:00,243 --> 01:23:01,344
Bye.
1940
01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:07,616
(tires screeching)
1941
01:23:10,186 --> 01:23:12,088
(tires screeching)
1942
01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:16,292
Hi, Rose.
1943
01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:17,160
Hi.
1944
01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:18,627
Good morning, ma'am.
1945
01:23:18,627 --> 01:23:19,628
JFK, right?
1946
01:23:19,628 --> 01:23:20,763
Yes, yes.
1947
01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:23,266
Amanda Richards?
1948
01:23:23,266 --> 01:23:25,234
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
right, right.
1949
01:23:33,576 --> 01:23:35,978
ELI:
Check, check, check, one-two.
1950
01:23:35,978 --> 01:23:37,846
All systems are go.
1951
01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:38,981
How are we looking, people?
1952
01:23:38,981 --> 01:23:40,416
This is the Walrus.
1953
01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:43,152
The cigar shop
is open for business.
1954
01:23:43,152 --> 01:23:45,888
ELI:
Copy that, Walrus.
1955
01:23:45,888 --> 01:23:47,190
Falcon. Come in, Falcon.
1956
01:23:47,190 --> 01:23:48,657
What's your status? Over.
1957
01:23:48,657 --> 01:23:50,193
This is the Falcon.
1958
01:23:50,193 --> 01:23:52,895
I'm on the move.
1959
01:23:52,895 --> 01:23:54,430
JFK, please.
1960
01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:59,001
This is Road
Force One.
1961
01:23:59,001 --> 01:24:00,669
We are heavy
and rolling.
1962
01:24:02,305 --> 01:24:03,339
LONNIE:
This is the Hawk.
1963
01:24:03,339 --> 01:24:04,540
Lesher has been neutralized.
1964
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:06,409
We're heading north
out of the city.
1965
01:24:06,409 --> 01:24:07,310
Excellent.
1966
01:24:07,310 --> 01:24:08,944
We'll see you at the rendezvous.
1967
01:24:08,944 --> 01:24:10,713
No can do.
1968
01:24:10,713 --> 01:24:12,248
This is where I get off.
1969
01:24:12,248 --> 01:24:13,649
What are you talking about?
1970
01:24:13,649 --> 01:24:15,851
Lesher and I have
our own little score to settle.
1971
01:24:15,851 --> 01:24:18,154
I'll catch you on the flip side.
1972
01:24:19,855 --> 01:24:21,524
Hawk.
1973
01:24:21,524 --> 01:24:22,958
Come in. Hawk.
1974
01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:26,162
So, Lesher, tell me,
1975
01:24:26,162 --> 01:24:27,996
you ever been
to Peekskill?
1976
01:24:27,996 --> 01:24:29,398
(muffled screams)
1977
01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:30,899
I can't understand
what you're saying.
1978
01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:32,000
You got to go slower.
1979
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,236
(muffled sobbing)
1980
01:24:33,236 --> 01:24:34,803
Take a breath.
1981
01:24:34,803 --> 01:24:36,839
It's all gonna be okay.
1982
01:24:40,443 --> 01:24:41,744
Excuse me.
1983
01:24:41,744 --> 01:24:44,380
I think we just missed
the, um, exit for the airport.
1984
01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:46,249
Oh, he didn't tell you?
1985
01:24:46,249 --> 01:24:48,384
Dr. Sherman has
a surprise for you.
1986
01:24:48,384 --> 01:24:50,853
There's someone very special
he wants you to meet.
1987
01:24:50,853 --> 01:24:53,322
We'll be there
in ten, Walrus.
1988
01:24:53,322 --> 01:24:54,790
WALSH:
Copy that, Road Force.
1989
01:24:54,790 --> 01:24:56,625
Got my peepers on the party.
1990
01:24:56,625 --> 01:24:58,727
Will alert
if there's any movement.
1991
01:25:02,731 --> 01:25:05,701
(jet engine roaring)
1992
01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:08,504
(indistinct flight announcement
over P.A.)
1993
01:25:14,777 --> 01:25:17,246
Going somewhere?
1994
01:25:17,246 --> 01:25:19,415
Check that out.
1995
01:25:19,415 --> 01:25:21,317
It's got your
whole life
1996
01:25:21,317 --> 01:25:24,086
and all the terrible things
you've done to people.
1997
01:25:24,086 --> 01:25:27,223
Oh, and, uh...
what's this?
1998
01:25:27,223 --> 01:25:28,757
Look at that.
1999
01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:31,660
Looks like somebody
didn't die, did they?
2000
01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:34,163
In fact,
2001
01:25:34,163 --> 01:25:36,064
that looks like you with
2002
01:25:36,064 --> 01:25:39,268
Mrs. Dr. P--
aka your wife
2003
01:25:39,268 --> 01:25:41,204
for the past
15 years,
2004
01:25:41,204 --> 01:25:42,338
aka suck it!
2005
01:25:42,338 --> 01:25:44,507
You are busted!
2006
01:25:44,507 --> 01:25:45,408
(grunts)
2007
01:25:45,408 --> 01:25:46,809
(quietly):
Yeah.
2008
01:25:57,186 --> 01:25:59,555
Son of a bitch, you did it.
2009
01:25:59,555 --> 01:26:00,689
Goddamn it.
2010
01:26:00,689 --> 01:26:02,758
You actually did it.
2011
01:26:02,758 --> 01:26:05,994
I challenge you to become a man,
and here you are
2012
01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:08,531
sticking it to me
like a champion.
2013
01:26:08,531 --> 01:26:10,233
What are you
talking about?
2014
01:26:10,233 --> 01:26:12,034
Well, don't you get it, Roger?
2015
01:26:12,034 --> 01:26:14,503
The master's program--
you passed.
2016
01:26:16,239 --> 01:26:18,006
I don't believe you.
2017
01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:20,343
Oh, really?
2018
01:26:20,343 --> 01:26:23,246
How do you explain this?
2019
01:26:26,949 --> 01:26:28,016
That's Amanda's
first-class ticket
2020
01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:30,386
to Miami.
2021
01:26:31,787 --> 01:26:33,656
The other one's yours.
2022
01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:43,266
"Roger Waddell."
2023
01:26:46,669 --> 01:26:49,405
Just consider it
a graduation present, Roger.
2024
01:26:52,074 --> 01:26:53,108
But...
2025
01:26:53,108 --> 01:26:56,211
what about all this stuff?
2026
01:26:56,211 --> 01:26:58,013
Wait, Lonnie said...
2027
01:26:58,013 --> 01:26:59,515
Lonnie who?
2028
01:26:59,515 --> 01:27:01,717
You don't mean
Lonnie Ratcliff?
2029
01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:03,218
That idiot.
2030
01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:06,054
He spent three years
in the 'tard hatch.
2031
01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:09,892
Yeah, but his,
his story was...
2032
01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:11,159
was just like mine.
2033
01:27:11,159 --> 01:27:12,528
Of course it is.
2034
01:27:12,528 --> 01:27:14,229
I did the same
damn thing to him.
2035
01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:17,400
The difference is, you rose to
the occasion and he fell apart.
2036
01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:20,703
I never said
my class was easy.
2037
01:27:22,705 --> 01:27:25,107
So... Lonnie...
2038
01:27:25,107 --> 01:27:27,976
never showed up
to the airport.
2039
01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:30,313
He thinks you flew off
with his girlfriend.
2040
01:27:30,313 --> 01:27:31,680
Exactly.
2041
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:35,250
Truth is, I sat here
for two hours like an asshole
2042
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,020
and ate a Cinnabon
and went home.
2043
01:27:39,888 --> 01:27:41,557
Oh, no! Amanda!
2044
01:27:41,557 --> 01:27:44,159
She's on the way
to your house.
2045
01:27:44,159 --> 01:27:45,227
To meet your wife.
2046
01:27:45,227 --> 01:27:48,964
Listen, my wife
knows the drill.
2047
01:27:48,964 --> 01:27:51,600
She can make her pancakes
while you fly solo to Miami,
2048
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:53,001
or you can get her here.
2049
01:27:53,001 --> 01:27:54,870
There's still time.
2050
01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:58,106
Oh, and by the way, Roger,
2051
01:27:58,106 --> 01:28:00,309
the girl loves you.
2052
01:28:00,309 --> 01:28:02,678
She just doesn't know it yet.
2053
01:28:05,448 --> 01:28:06,882
Diego, it's Roger.
2054
01:28:06,882 --> 01:28:07,983
Abort mission.
2055
01:28:07,983 --> 01:28:08,984
I repeat, abort mission.
2056
01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:10,619
What are you
talking about?
2057
01:28:10,619 --> 01:28:12,187
Bring Amanda straight to the
airport-- you got 25 minutes.
2058
01:28:12,187 --> 01:28:14,690
Hey, Rog, I don't think
I can make that.
2059
01:28:14,690 --> 01:28:17,125
Just drive!
2060
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:20,262
You might want
to hold on.
2061
01:28:20,262 --> 01:28:22,365
(tires screeching)
2062
01:28:22,365 --> 01:28:23,832
(horns honking)
2063
01:28:26,969 --> 01:28:28,771
Look, Dr. P, I...
2064
01:28:28,771 --> 01:28:29,572
Barry.
2065
01:28:29,572 --> 01:28:34,309
Oh, all right. Barry.
2066
01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:35,578
I don't know what to say.
2067
01:28:35,578 --> 01:28:37,680
Well, it doesn't happen
very often, but...
2068
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:42,585
every once in a while,
I actually teach someone.
2069
01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:44,987
Thank you.
2070
01:28:44,987 --> 01:28:46,889
Thank you.
2071
01:28:50,292 --> 01:28:52,995
Oh, and hey, Roger.
2072
01:28:52,995 --> 01:28:54,997
Remember that night in the bar,
when you made that joke
2073
01:28:54,997 --> 01:28:57,433
about maybe someday
you'll teach the class?
2074
01:28:57,433 --> 01:29:00,035
Look me up when you get back.
2075
01:29:03,939 --> 01:29:06,074
(tires screeching)
2076
01:29:10,245 --> 01:29:12,415
Sorry if the ride
was a little bumpy.
2077
01:29:12,415 --> 01:29:13,382
Have a nice flight.
2078
01:29:13,382 --> 01:29:14,850
Let me go, please.
2079
01:29:14,850 --> 01:29:15,851
Take care.
2080
01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:18,120
(sighs):
God.
2081
01:29:22,224 --> 01:29:23,726
(sighs)
2082
01:29:23,726 --> 01:29:25,794
Let me have a Johnnie Walker.
2083
01:29:25,794 --> 01:29:28,196
Make it neat.
2084
01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:31,867
It's a good day, huh?
2085
01:29:31,867 --> 01:29:33,802
Going to Miami.
2086
01:29:50,252 --> 01:29:52,921
*
2087
01:30:02,765 --> 01:30:05,701
*
2088
01:30:10,873 --> 01:30:11,907
(chuckles)
2089
01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:13,075
Hi.
2090
01:30:13,075 --> 01:30:14,610
There she is.
2091
01:30:14,610 --> 01:30:16,044
Sorry I'm late.
2092
01:30:16,044 --> 01:30:17,112
(sighs)
2093
01:30:17,112 --> 01:30:19,482
I had the craziest driver
on the way here.
2094
01:30:19,482 --> 01:30:21,216
Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
2095
01:30:21,216 --> 01:30:23,619
We got time.
2096
01:30:26,321 --> 01:30:28,524
You know which gate?
2097
01:30:38,601 --> 01:30:41,003
(theme transitions
to melancholy melody)
2098
01:30:46,509 --> 01:30:49,211
(jet engine roaring)
2099
01:30:51,814 --> 01:30:53,949
*
2100
01:31:02,991 --> 01:31:04,092
Diego,
2101
01:31:04,092 --> 01:31:05,894
where is she?
2102
01:31:05,894 --> 01:31:07,429
What are you talking about?
2103
01:31:07,429 --> 01:31:09,131
I dropped her off
ten minutes ago.
2104
01:31:09,131 --> 01:31:10,499
Which terminal?
2105
01:31:10,499 --> 01:31:12,868
The one on our itinerary--
terminal four.
2106
01:31:15,370 --> 01:31:18,641
Hey, Rog?
2107
01:31:18,641 --> 01:31:21,977
Rog, you still there?
2108
01:31:30,152 --> 01:31:31,854
(grunts)
2109
01:31:43,566 --> 01:31:45,133
Slow down, sir.
2110
01:31:45,133 --> 01:31:46,101
Come on through.
2111
01:31:46,101 --> 01:31:47,069
(beep)
2112
01:31:47,069 --> 01:31:48,837
Can you remove
your shoes, please?
2113
01:31:55,443 --> 01:31:57,746
You're okay.
2114
01:32:08,256 --> 01:32:10,626
*
2115
01:32:14,096 --> 01:32:16,231
And how does a glass
of champagne sound?
2116
01:32:16,231 --> 01:32:17,265
Sounds great.
2117
01:32:17,265 --> 01:32:18,266
And for you?
2118
01:32:18,266 --> 01:32:19,234
I'm fine, thanks.
2119
01:32:19,234 --> 01:32:20,268
You sure?
2120
01:32:20,268 --> 01:32:22,304
Yeah, maybe later.
2121
01:32:22,304 --> 01:32:23,739
Amanda!
2122
01:32:24,439 --> 01:32:25,908
Amanda!
2123
01:32:25,908 --> 01:32:27,576
ROGER (in distance):
Wait!
2124
01:32:27,576 --> 01:32:28,577
Do you hear that?
2125
01:32:28,577 --> 01:32:32,447
No, I didn't
hear anything.
2126
01:32:32,447 --> 01:32:33,949
(chuckles):
Okay.
2127
01:32:44,426 --> 01:32:46,294
(suspenseful theme plays)
2128
01:32:55,838 --> 01:32:57,272
ROGER:
Hold the door!
2129
01:32:57,272 --> 01:32:58,941
Wait!
2130
01:32:58,941 --> 01:33:00,676
(grunts)
2131
01:33:02,444 --> 01:33:03,946
Uh, sir...
2132
01:33:03,946 --> 01:33:05,413
Sir, um...
2133
01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:07,215
Excuse me,
excuse me.
2134
01:33:07,215 --> 01:33:08,951
Amanda...
2135
01:33:08,951 --> 01:33:09,952
Oh, my God.
2136
01:33:09,952 --> 01:33:11,419
You need to get
off this plane.
2137
01:33:11,419 --> 01:33:13,622
Listen, pal, I don't know
where your pills are,
2138
01:33:13,622 --> 01:33:15,257
but this ends now, okay?
2139
01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:16,291
Call security.
2140
01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:17,926
Uh, sir, could I
please see your ticket?
2141
01:33:17,926 --> 01:33:20,162
I don't have a ticket!
Okay?
2142
01:33:20,162 --> 01:33:22,464
Yeah, we need security
at gate 31. Now.
2143
01:33:22,464 --> 01:33:24,900
Listen to me--
this is a bad man.
2144
01:33:24,900 --> 01:33:27,402
Why are you
doing this, Roger?
2145
01:33:27,402 --> 01:33:28,771
Because you need
to hear the truth.
2146
01:33:28,771 --> 01:33:29,938
I'm not crazy.
2147
01:33:29,938 --> 01:33:31,840
I never broke into
your apartment.
2148
01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:33,275
And I never
spray-painted your dog.
2149
01:33:33,275 --> 01:33:34,576
I would never do that.
2150
01:33:34,576 --> 01:33:36,078
Sir, I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave...
2151
01:33:36,078 --> 01:33:38,781
Don't touch me.
2152
01:33:38,781 --> 01:33:41,516
You know, I know people
you can talk to.
2153
01:33:41,516 --> 01:33:43,485
We can get you help, okay?
2154
01:33:43,485 --> 01:33:44,486
You know...
2155
01:33:44,486 --> 01:33:46,655
(panting)
2156
01:33:46,655 --> 01:33:49,224
You don't...
understand.
2157
01:33:49,224 --> 01:33:50,759
Calm down.
2158
01:33:50,759 --> 01:33:52,060
You're not...
listening.
2159
01:33:52,060 --> 01:33:53,128
Just breathe.
2160
01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:54,596
(gasping)
2161
01:33:54,596 --> 01:33:56,031
Breathe deeply.
2162
01:33:56,699 --> 01:33:58,100
Oh, God.
2163
01:33:58,100 --> 01:33:59,001
Jesus Christ.
2164
01:33:59,001 --> 01:34:00,368
(people murmuring)
It's okay.
2165
01:34:00,368 --> 01:34:02,604
It's just a panic attack.
He gets these a lot.
2166
01:34:02,604 --> 01:34:03,939
Of course he does.
2167
01:34:04,673 --> 01:34:05,674
Um, he's a doctor.
2168
01:34:05,674 --> 01:34:08,276
You gonna check on him?
2169
01:34:08,276 --> 01:34:09,945
I-I'm gonna get some ice.
2170
01:34:15,483 --> 01:34:18,620
Okay, everybody just,
uh, remain calm, and, uh,
2171
01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:20,355
we'll get this situation
under control.
2172
01:34:20,355 --> 01:34:22,290
Okay, everybody stand back.
2173
01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:27,329
Now what?
2174
01:34:31,967 --> 01:34:34,402
Where are you going
with this, Roger?
2175
01:34:34,402 --> 01:34:37,873
It's your move... Doctor.
2176
01:34:39,407 --> 01:34:41,543
Quick, he's not breathing.
2177
01:34:41,543 --> 01:34:42,610
Bring me the paddles.
2178
01:34:42,610 --> 01:34:44,379
Are you sure?
2179
01:34:44,379 --> 01:34:45,413
Yes, I need to shock him.
2180
01:34:45,413 --> 01:34:46,448
Come on, get them.
2181
01:34:46,448 --> 01:34:47,716
Okay.
2182
01:34:47,716 --> 01:34:49,017
Sir, give me a sock.
2183
01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:51,286
Quick. I don't want him
choking on his tongue.
2184
01:34:59,928 --> 01:35:00,996
Come on, stay with me.
2185
01:35:00,996 --> 01:35:03,365
Stay with me, stay with me!
2186
01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:12,474
(whispering):
Okay, this is
your last chance, Roger.
2187
01:35:12,474 --> 01:35:14,476
I'm not bluffing.
2188
01:35:15,778 --> 01:35:18,814
Okay.
2189
01:35:20,115 --> 01:35:21,950
(high-pitched electric whining)
2190
01:35:24,086 --> 01:35:26,121
Hand me the paddles,
come on.
2191
01:35:26,121 --> 01:35:27,255
Quick.
2192
01:35:30,125 --> 01:35:31,059
Are you sure?
2193
01:35:31,059 --> 01:35:32,294
Shouldn't we try
something else first?
2194
01:35:32,294 --> 01:35:33,095
Yes, I'm sure.
2195
01:35:33,095 --> 01:35:34,797
Here we go--
1,800 volts
2196
01:35:34,797 --> 01:35:35,831
of pure electricity.
2197
01:35:35,831 --> 01:35:37,499
(clapping paddles together)
2198
01:35:37,499 --> 01:35:39,334
Clear!
2199
01:35:42,637 --> 01:35:44,873
Sir, you don't have
the current engaged.
2200
01:35:45,908 --> 01:35:47,275
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
2201
01:35:47,275 --> 01:35:49,644
Yes, I think I know
what I'm doing.
2202
01:35:49,644 --> 01:35:51,179
Obviously,
somebody didn't turn...
2203
01:35:51,179 --> 01:35:52,981
Aren't you supposed
to turn this thing on?
2204
01:35:52,981 --> 01:35:55,784
Turn it on.
Come on.
2205
01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:56,819
(beeping)
2206
01:35:56,819 --> 01:35:58,120
(high-pitched electric whining)
2207
01:35:58,120 --> 01:35:59,822
(beeping)
2208
01:36:06,594 --> 01:36:07,595
Wait.
2209
01:36:07,595 --> 01:36:08,563
He's breathing.
2210
01:36:08,563 --> 01:36:10,065
You back off.
2211
01:36:10,065 --> 01:36:11,166
I'm doing this, okay?
2212
01:36:11,166 --> 01:36:13,335
What do you mean, "back off"?
2213
01:36:13,335 --> 01:36:15,603
He's breathing.
2214
01:36:15,603 --> 01:36:17,205
I said stay back.
2215
01:36:17,205 --> 01:36:18,340
Just back off!
2216
01:36:18,340 --> 01:36:20,308
Please.
2217
01:36:21,043 --> 01:36:24,246
Why are you doing this?
2218
01:36:24,947 --> 01:36:26,181
(paddles rubbing together)
2219
01:36:26,181 --> 01:36:27,049
Oh, my God.
2220
01:36:27,049 --> 01:36:30,385
You aren't even
a doctor, are you?
2221
01:36:31,586 --> 01:36:33,856
Who's a lion
now, bitch?
2222
01:36:33,856 --> 01:36:35,057
AMANDA:
What?
2223
01:36:35,057 --> 01:36:37,359
Everything you said
is true, isn't it?
2224
01:36:37,359 --> 01:36:38,460
How could you?
2225
01:36:39,561 --> 01:36:40,829
Oh, please.
2226
01:36:40,829 --> 01:36:43,398
Amanda, look, I did it
for his own good.
2227
01:36:43,398 --> 01:36:46,701
You broke into my apartment,
you spray-painted my dog?
2228
01:36:46,701 --> 01:36:47,870
Well...
2229
01:36:47,870 --> 01:36:49,404
Oh, my God.
2230
01:36:49,404 --> 01:36:50,405
Is your wife even dead?
2231
01:36:50,405 --> 01:36:52,841
Not technically, but
I can explain that.
2232
01:36:52,841 --> 01:36:53,808
You make me sick!
2233
01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:56,111
Ow!
(zapping, crackling)
2234
01:36:56,111 --> 01:36:57,445
(passengers clamoring)
2235
01:36:59,781 --> 01:37:01,749
(screaming)
2236
01:37:01,749 --> 01:37:02,951
(zapping, crackling)
2237
01:37:02,951 --> 01:37:04,519
Get it off!
2238
01:37:04,519 --> 01:37:05,720
Get it off you!
2239
01:37:05,720 --> 01:37:08,290
(screaming)
2240
01:37:09,791 --> 01:37:11,493
Roger! Oh, my God.
2241
01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:12,627
(gasps)
2242
01:37:12,627 --> 01:37:14,496
Roger, can you hear me?
2243
01:37:14,496 --> 01:37:15,998
(Roger groans)
You okay?
2244
01:37:15,998 --> 01:37:18,000
No. I can't feel my chest.
2245
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:20,035
(sirens approaching
from distance)
2246
01:37:20,035 --> 01:37:22,470
Is-Is something burning?
2247
01:37:22,470 --> 01:37:23,505
(Amanda chuckles)
2248
01:37:23,505 --> 01:37:24,739
I think it's you.
2249
01:37:24,739 --> 01:37:28,110
(Roger coughs)
2250
01:37:28,110 --> 01:37:31,013
I'm so sorry for getting
you into any of this.
2251
01:37:31,013 --> 01:37:32,780
That's okay.
2252
01:37:32,780 --> 01:37:35,183
Everything's gonna be
all right.
2253
01:37:37,285 --> 01:37:38,553
Amanda...
2254
01:37:38,553 --> 01:37:39,854
Yeah?
2255
01:37:39,854 --> 01:37:41,589
I totally
love you.
2256
01:37:41,589 --> 01:37:43,892
(gentle laugh)
2257
01:37:43,892 --> 01:37:46,194
I know.
2258
01:37:48,897 --> 01:37:50,332
(whispers):
You're gonna be okay.
2259
01:38:00,976 --> 01:38:03,311
(quiet, gentle theme fades)
2260
01:38:05,047 --> 01:38:08,350
I like it here.
2261
01:38:08,350 --> 01:38:11,419
It's quiet.
2262
01:38:11,419 --> 01:38:13,321
Helps me think.
2263
01:38:14,957 --> 01:38:17,592
So how have
you been?
2264
01:38:17,592 --> 01:38:21,229
Not too good.
2265
01:38:21,229 --> 01:38:23,631
My wife found out
about everything.
2266
01:38:25,900 --> 01:38:28,203
Everything?
2267
01:38:30,705 --> 01:38:33,408
It's been a bad month.
2268
01:38:36,011 --> 01:38:39,714
It didn't have
to go this far.
2269
01:38:39,714 --> 01:38:42,050
I always push things.
2270
01:38:42,050 --> 01:38:44,319
It's who I am.
2271
01:38:46,021 --> 01:38:48,523
So, uh, how is, uh...
2272
01:38:48,523 --> 01:38:49,924
She's good.
2273
01:38:51,893 --> 01:38:54,862
So why'd you call me?
2274
01:38:54,862 --> 01:38:57,532
I have something for you.
2275
01:39:02,370 --> 01:39:05,407
It's the first diploma
I've ever given out.
2276
01:39:05,407 --> 01:39:07,375
Congratulations.
2277
01:39:07,375 --> 01:39:09,711
Wow.
2278
01:39:10,578 --> 01:39:12,714
Thanks.
2279
01:39:14,682 --> 01:39:17,119
You know,
I was thinking, um...
2280
01:39:17,119 --> 01:39:19,487
I don't know, if I...
2281
01:39:19,487 --> 01:39:22,324
if I get the class,
you know, up and going again,
2282
01:39:22,324 --> 01:39:25,060
you know, maybe you could
drop by sometime
2283
01:39:25,060 --> 01:39:27,395
as, like, a guest speaker
or something.
2284
01:39:29,197 --> 01:39:31,299
Yeah. I don't know.
2285
01:39:31,299 --> 01:39:34,102
It's not really my thing.
2286
01:39:34,102 --> 01:39:36,171
Besides...
2287
01:39:36,171 --> 01:39:39,607
you know what they say:
2288
01:39:39,607 --> 01:39:41,209
"Those who can, do,
2289
01:39:41,209 --> 01:39:43,378
"and those who can't,
2290
01:39:43,378 --> 01:39:45,480
teach."
2291
01:39:46,914 --> 01:39:48,583
But you already knew that.
2292
01:39:48,583 --> 01:39:51,086
Right.
2293
01:39:51,086 --> 01:39:54,022
(driving rock music playing)
2294
01:39:54,022 --> 01:39:55,023
(patting leg)
2295
01:39:55,023 --> 01:39:56,358
I got to get going.
2296
01:39:57,892 --> 01:40:00,395
* I fell down
in the desert, baby *
2297
01:40:02,064 --> 01:40:04,466
* Yeah
2298
01:40:04,466 --> 01:40:08,970
* I had nothing
but a piece of paper *
2299
01:40:08,970 --> 01:40:11,339
* Oh, yeah
2300
01:40:11,339 --> 01:40:14,442
* I had to write
something down *
2301
01:40:18,113 --> 01:40:21,249
* And I found myself alone
2302
01:40:25,587 --> 01:40:29,624
Hey, what's going on?
2303
01:40:29,624 --> 01:40:32,894
Well, well, well.
Good morning, sunshine.
2304
01:40:32,894 --> 01:40:35,330
Thinking there for a second we
weren't going to get you back
2305
01:40:35,330 --> 01:40:37,632
to the land
of the living, huh?
2306
01:40:37,632 --> 01:40:38,600
All right, listen up,
2307
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:40,568
'cause I'm not going
to repeat this.
2308
01:40:41,236 --> 01:40:43,771
Here's how the game works.
2309
01:40:43,771 --> 01:40:45,440
You get a 15 minute head start.
2310
01:40:45,440 --> 01:40:48,543
If I were you, I'd try to find
a weapon of some type.
2311
01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:51,012
Definitely shelter,
though to be honest,
2312
01:40:51,012 --> 01:40:53,115
there ain't much
to work with down here.
2313
01:40:53,115 --> 01:40:54,349
Temperatures drop
2314
01:40:54,349 --> 01:40:56,118
way below freezing when the sun
goes down,
2315
01:40:56,118 --> 01:40:58,186
so you might want
to make a fire.
2316
01:40:58,186 --> 01:41:00,622
Downside of the fire is
it's real easy
2317
01:41:00,622 --> 01:41:02,524
for me to spot you
from the air with that.
2318
01:41:02,524 --> 01:41:07,795
* Then I let go
of everything *
2319
01:41:07,795 --> 01:41:10,198
* Into another dimension
2320
01:41:14,001 --> 01:41:15,237
All right,
here's how this works.
2321
01:41:15,237 --> 01:41:17,071
You get
an eight-minute head start.
2322
01:41:17,071 --> 01:41:19,141
So I suggest
you get moving.
2323
01:41:19,141 --> 01:41:20,475
It's all right,
come on.
2324
01:41:20,475 --> 01:41:21,909
It's okay,
don't be scared.
2325
01:41:21,909 --> 01:41:23,478
Go ahead.
2326
01:41:28,550 --> 01:41:30,152
Oh, Lesher...
2327
01:41:30,152 --> 01:41:32,086
there's poison ivy
all over the place,
2328
01:41:32,086 --> 01:41:33,755
so watch it
with the short sleeves.
2329
01:41:33,755 --> 01:41:34,822
All right?
2330
01:41:34,822 --> 01:41:36,724
Ooh!
2331
01:41:40,995 --> 01:41:43,030
No, that's what
I'm talking about.
2332
01:41:43,030 --> 01:41:44,399
You're gonna get...
2333
01:41:47,735 --> 01:41:51,539
* Oh, yeah
2334
01:41:55,076 --> 01:41:57,812
* Lightning crash
on the hill tonight *
2335
01:41:57,812 --> 01:41:59,647
* Yeah!
2336
01:41:59,647 --> 01:42:04,619
* And I got a feeling
everything is gonna be *
2337
01:42:04,619 --> 01:42:07,389
* All right
2338
01:42:07,389 --> 01:42:12,394
* Then a horse
came running to me *
2339
01:42:12,394 --> 01:42:14,396
Yay!
2340
01:42:14,396 --> 01:42:16,964
Congratulations,
honey, you win, you're fat.
2341
01:42:16,964 --> 01:42:19,601
Would you like
a big, fat medal?
2342
01:42:19,601 --> 01:42:20,468
Put it back.
2343
01:42:20,468 --> 01:42:25,240
* Then a storm began to blow
2344
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:27,209
Mazel tov.
2345
01:42:27,209 --> 01:42:30,612
* Into another dimension
2346
01:42:42,056 --> 01:42:46,461
* Purple haze is in the sky
2347
01:42:48,896 --> 01:42:52,934
* See the angel's wicked eye
2348
01:42:55,670 --> 01:42:59,807
* All these things we must try
2349
01:43:02,444 --> 01:43:06,214
* Till we see the reasons why
2350
01:43:06,214 --> 01:43:09,684
* Oh, yeah
2351
01:43:14,622 --> 01:43:16,824
*
2352
01:43:22,330 --> 01:43:26,934
* I got lost
in the desert, baby *
2353
01:43:26,934 --> 01:43:29,304
* Yeah
2354
01:43:29,304 --> 01:43:33,741
* I found temples
made out of paper *
2355
01:43:33,741 --> 01:43:35,843
* Oh, yeah
2356
01:43:35,843 --> 01:43:40,415
* They were drumming
with golden bones *
2357
01:43:42,750 --> 01:43:47,289
* Building dreams up
out of their homes *
2358
01:43:49,724 --> 01:43:54,228
* Then I let go of everything
2359
01:43:54,228 --> 01:43:56,631
* Into another dimension
2360
01:44:02,203 --> 01:44:04,572
* Yeah
2361
01:44:15,182 --> 01:44:17,585
*
2362
01:44:28,195 --> 01:44:30,598
*
2363
01:44:34,536 --> 01:44:36,471
(rock music fades)
2364
01:44:36,471 --> 01:44:38,840
(guitar playing
medium-tempo, gentle melody)
2365
01:44:49,651 --> 01:44:51,853
*
2366
01:45:02,630 --> 01:45:04,799
*
2367
01:45:15,610 --> 01:45:17,812
*
2368
01:45:28,623 --> 01:45:30,792
*
2369
01:45:41,302 --> 01:45:43,705
*
2370
01:45:54,315 --> 01:45:56,718
*
2371
01:46:07,294 --> 01:46:09,664
*
2372
01:46:20,274 --> 01:46:22,644
*
2373
01:46:33,254 --> 01:46:35,657
*
2374
01:46:46,233 --> 01:46:48,636
*
2375
01:46:59,213 --> 01:47:01,616
*
2376
01:47:12,226 --> 01:47:14,562
*
2377
01:47:25,172 --> 01:47:27,575
*
2378
01:47:35,249 --> 01:47:37,585
(music fades out)
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