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- Previously
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on RuPaul's Drag Race...
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you get to enlist these men
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into your drag house.
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- Oh, shit.
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I've never done anyone else's
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makeup.
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- You are going to be with
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Roxxxy Andrews.
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- I think it was sabotage.
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It pissed me off.
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[drum line playing]
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* *
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- You made a gown for yourself,
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and you gave your sister
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the scraps that were kind of
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left over.
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- It seems like every week
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I'm letting you down,
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letting you down,
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letting you down.
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- Roxxxy Andrews, you are the
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winner of this week's challenge.
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[cheers and applause]
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Detox, shantay, you stay.
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- [crying] Thank you.
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- Coco Montrese, sashay away.
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- Thank you.
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- Top four, bitches!
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- Final four!
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[all cheering]
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- We're back in the werk room.
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And after four lip syncs,
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Coco is finally gone.
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all: "I love you all.
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Give them hell, girls."
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- I plan on it.
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- We love you, coquito.
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- I think that her purpose here
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was to get that whole Alyssa
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and her thing accomplished and,
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like, out of the way.
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And I think that after she got
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that, she was kind of just like,
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"That's what I needed."
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Coco Montrese was here because
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she needed closure with Alyssa.
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And you know what?
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I'm here to be America's next
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drag superstar.
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- How about you, Miss Winner?
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- Congratulations.
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- I won a challenge, yay!
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Day one, we walked in here as
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Rolaskatox.
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And, girl, here we stand with
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little Jinkx.
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No offense, Jinkx.
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- Jinkx...it's like "Rolaskatox!
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And Jinkx."
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- Rolaskatox and Jinkx.
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This is my worst nightmare
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come true.
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If one of them is given
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the opportunity
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to sell someone down the river,
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they're gonna choose me.
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- I have to go plot against
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you guys.
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- I need to go burn
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Jinkx's costumes
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from the '40s and
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the '50s and the '30s.
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- If we're doing a sewing
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challenge, Jinkx is gonna be
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left out with the tumbleweeds,
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bitch.
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She needs to go home.
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[engine starts]
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- * RuPaul's Drag Race *
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- The winner of
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RuPaul's Drag Race receives
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a sickening supply of
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Colorevolution cosmetics,
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a luxury trip courtesy of
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ALandCHUCK.travel,
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headline Logo's Drag Race tour,
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and a cash prize of $100,000.
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And tonight extra special
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guest judges
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Bob Mackie
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and Marg Helgenberger.
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- * RuPaul's Drag Race *
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- * May the best woman win,
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best woman win *
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[tires squeal]
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[upbeat music]
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- Whoo-hoo!
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- Oh!
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- It's so empty.
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- It's the top four.
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We're a millimeter away from
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being the top three.
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And if I have to inch my way to
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the top three, I'll do that.
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And I deserve it.
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It's so crazy
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that it's almost over.
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- It's just us.
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- It's just getting down
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to the nitty-gritty, honey.
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- You two are gonna have
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a lip sync this week.
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I've had it with you guys
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not lip-syncing at all.
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- How are you supposed to be
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America's next drag superstar
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if they've never even seen you
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perform?
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- I would prefer to go to
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the top without ever doing it,
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like, Tyra Sanchez style.
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[alarm blares]
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- Ooh, girl!
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- Saved by the bell.
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- You've got shemail.
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Hey, kit kats.
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Don't snicker.
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Sometimes you feel like a nut.
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And sometimes you feel like
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a $100,000 bar-none.
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Use your whatchamacallit.
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Kisses.
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[giggles]
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Hello, hello, hello.
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all: Hi.
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- You know, every now and then,
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a drag queen needs to get things
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off her chesticles.
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So for today's mini challenge,
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we're gonna have a good
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old-fashioned bitch-fest.
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And we're gonna do it with
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puppets.
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- Oh!
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- [laughs]
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- Why?
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all: Everybody loves puppets!
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- First, pick a puppet
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that represents one of your
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competitors.
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Second, drag it up.
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Third, you and the puppet have
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a bitch-fest.
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- [giggles]
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- Detox, you're up first.
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I want you to reach deep inside,
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and I don't mean the pit crew's
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Andrew Christian underwear.
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- Oh, man.
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Ooh, it's so squishy.
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Alaska!
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- Next up, Alaska.
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- Isn't this a little high?
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- Oh, my goodness.
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It's like A Fist called Wanda.
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- [laughs]
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- [gasps]
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Roxxxy!
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- Jinkx Monsoon.
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- Feed that hole, girl.
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Who'd you get?
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- Aw, DD.
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- Next up, Roxxxy.
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The suspense is killing me.
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- I got Chucky.
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[laughter]
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It'll be so easy.
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- All right, ladies.
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On your mark, get set, go!
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[dubstep music]
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- I find the rattiest, dirtiest
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blonde wig I can find,
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then spray-adhesiving it
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and rubbing it together,
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making it matty and gross.
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- I hate you, Detox.
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- [chuckles]
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- This is my opportunity to
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make fun of Jinkx Monsoon.
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I am painting the Nike check
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cheek in black,
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'cause that's
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how she likes to contour.
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* *
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- All right, ladies.
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Time's up.
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Let the bitch-fest begin.
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- Detox, it's time to come out.
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[as Detox] I've had it.
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[normal voice] Detox, come out.
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[as Detox] Fuck.
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[laughter]
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[as Detox] You ever been blown
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by a girl with silicon lips?
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I call it a slip 'n slide.
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I mean, I just want to put my
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mouth on it and go like this:
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[babbling]
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Meh!
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[laughter]
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- I don't know where she picked
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up that slip 'n slide joke.
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I've never said that.
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I always call my mouth "my Black
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& Decker pecker wreckers."
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- [as Detox] I've had it.
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I've had it. I've had it.
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- [laughs]
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- [as Alaska]
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Detox, I'm so upset.
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[normal voice] Why, Alaska?
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You look so gorgeous.
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[as Alaska] But I don't have
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any nice shoes!
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Sharon got all the money, and I
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can't get anything for myself.
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Aah!
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[normal voice] My whole idea was
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to make her really whiny,
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'cause Alaska has this kind of
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whiny voice.
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[as Alaska] Wah!
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[normal voice] Okay, you need to
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pull it together,
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you bowlegged
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fucking son of a bitch.
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I've had it with you.
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[laughter]
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- Jinkx, girl, it's time for
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the runway.
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[as Jinkx] [snoring]
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Jinkx?
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Jinkx.
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[as Jinkx] [snoring]
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Huh? Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god.
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Do I look okay?
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Can you guys help me with
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my makeup?
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Michelle told me that my cheeks
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were too much.
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Is this too much?
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Is the blend okay?
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[regular voice] So, Jinkx,
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you think you're America's next
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drag superstar.
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[as Jinkx] You know, I try to
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seem so innocent all the time,
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but I'm really a bitch.
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And I'm here to win,
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and you guys have no idea.
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[normal voice] Okay, Jinkx,
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I've had enough.
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You can go home.
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[as Jinkx] Anyone know which way
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Seattle is?
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This way.
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- That was rude.
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- That wasn't rude.
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- The shade of it all.
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- Roxxxy, you look amazing.
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Where'd you get your outfit?
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[as Roxxxy] Same place I always
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get my outfit, girl.
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I made it ten minutes before I
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got on the runway.
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Hey!
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Where my people at?
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[normal voice] Oh, my god...
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Roxxxy, I don't think that wig
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is really working with this
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outfit.
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[as Roxxxy] That's okay, y'all.
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I got another wig underneath!
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[laughter]
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[normal voice] I'm clocking
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that tear-away.
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[as Roxxxy]
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Girl, I got a tear-away
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underneath my tear-away!
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- [laughs]
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- A swimsuit!
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Hey!
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Where my people at?
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Where my people at?
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- Yeah, bitch, you better keep
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repeating that,
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'cause America's gonna know.
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When they buy that song
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on itunes, Can I Get a Amen?,
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they're gonna say,
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"Where my people at?"
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- Wow, you girls didn't pull
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any punches.
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But one of you really made your
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fellow queen eat it.
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The winner is...
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Alaska.
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- [as Roxxxy] Hey!
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Hey!
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Where my people at?
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- Ladies, I hope you left room
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for dessert,
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because for this week's
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main challenge,
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we're throwing the first ever...
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[echoes] Sugar Ball.
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You'll each need to whip up
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three luscious looks.
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First category is...
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Super Duper Sweet 16,
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teenage party girl.
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Second category is Sugar Mama,
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executive realness.
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Third category is the tastiest
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of them all,
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Candy Couture.
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- Ooh!
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- Edible eleganza.
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You'll be making high-calorie
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fashion
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using these sticky and
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sweet confections
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provided by Candy Warehouse.
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Alaska, you won
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the mini challenge,
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so you get
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a 15-second head start.
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Go.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- Gentlemen,
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start your engines.
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And may the best woman win.
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- Ooh!
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- This challenge is about
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sewing and creating.
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Aah, my balls!
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These bitches don't know how
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to sew.
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This is my element of drag.
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- Does everyone know
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what kind of direction
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they're gonna go in?
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- I know exactly the direction
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I'm going in.
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- Do you?
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- Yes.
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I'm going Alexander McQueen
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does Christmas.
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[chuckles]
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- Girl, she's going for
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a winter wonderland look, bitch.
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- It looks crazy.
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Just 'cause you throw some
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antlers on your goddamn head
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and you call it
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an Alexander McQueen look?
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Good luck, Jinkx.
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- Coming up...
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- I've fucking had it.
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- Girl, could you please stop
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banging?
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- Are you passionate about
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becoming America's next drag
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superstar?
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- [laughing]
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[techno music]
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- This week's main challenge
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is the first ever Sugar Ball,
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where we have to create three
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different looks...
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a Sweet 16 party girl look,
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a Sugar Mama executive realness
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look,
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and a Candy Couture
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fashion look.
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- I'm gonna eat
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my entire costume.
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- Alaska, do I remind you
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00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,834
of someone?
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- Detox!
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- They're not that big of
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a stretch, really.
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- Hello, hello, hello.
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- Hi.
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all: Hello.
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- How are things going here
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on the good ship Lollipop?
401
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- Delish.
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00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,200
- Alaska.
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00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,200
- Hi.
404
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- I came over to borrow a pair
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of edible panties.
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May I eat this pair?
407
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- You can eat those shorts
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all day.
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- Oh, wait.
410
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These aren't edible.
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[sniffs]
412
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Ew!
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- Ew!
414
00:10:36,233 --> 00:10:39,133
- [laughs]
415
00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:42,600
Now I want to hear all about
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your Candy Couture look.
417
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- I like, like,
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fluffy cotton candy.
419
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,500
- How are you putting the candy
420
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,500
on there?
421
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It's just glued, right?
422
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,066
- Yeah, it's hot glue.
423
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,066
- Huh, interesting.
424
00:10:52,066 --> 00:10:53,667
But you've been criticized
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for being a little rough
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00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:56,000
around the edges.
427
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You know, the stakes
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are very high.
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And you've really got to wow us
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to get into that top three.
431
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All right.
432
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Can't wait to see it.
433
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,133
Hi, Jinkx.
434
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,867
You're not known for being
435
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,867
a seamstress.
436
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:10,967
- No.
437
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:10,967
- What are you doing?
438
00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:13,433
- Well, I want to do, like,
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00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:17,500
Christmas in July candy cane
440
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reindeer monster kind of thing.
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00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:20,600
- Wait now.
442
00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:20,600
Say that again slower for me,
443
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,400
because I'm trying to get that
444
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,400
all up in there.
445
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,834
- Christmas in July candy cane
446
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,834
reindeer monster.
447
00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:29,200
- Do you think it's too much,
448
00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:29,200
though?
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00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,700
This your Candy Couture look.
450
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,767
- Yes.
451
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,767
- But where's the candy?
452
00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:39,333
- Well, I'm going to look like
453
00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:39,333
a candy cane overall.
454
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,600
- It's a candy challenge.
455
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,600
Where the candy at?
456
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,066
- And I'm very excited to give
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00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,066
the Sweet 16 a shot.
458
00:11:45,066 --> 00:11:48,200
- Now, you know we're not
459
00:11:45,066 --> 00:11:48,200
talking 1916, right?
460
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,533
- [laughs] Yeah.
461
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:53,200
Is it okay if I'm sweet 16
462
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:53,200
but in the '70s?
463
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,934
- Well, the judges have
464
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,934
challenged you
465
00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:59,066
to be a little more, you know,
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00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:59,066
modern, contemporary.
467
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Good luck.
468
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,867
- Thank you, Ru.
469
00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:04,166
- Hey, Detox.
470
00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:04,166
- Hi, Ru.
471
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:07,133
- So how are you gonna bring it
472
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:07,133
for your Candy Couture?
473
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,266
What do you have planned?
474
00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:09,900
- I'm so in love
475
00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:09,900
with acid green,
476
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:13,567
and I really want to do some
477
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:13,567
reptilian-looking...
478
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,500
- Uh-huh.
479
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,500
- Funk.
480
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,066
I don't know what I'm thinking
481
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,066
of yet, but I see it in my head.
482
00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:21,133
- Detox's concept right now
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00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:21,133
is more based on a color.
484
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,834
I'm not seeing the candy
485
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,834
inspiration in it.
486
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:26,333
- I'm just trying to play it
487
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:26,333
all by ear.
488
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,867
- Well, now, looking
489
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,867
around the room,
490
00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:30,500
it looks like you're
491
00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:30,500
a little bit behind.
492
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,333
Now, last week, you were
493
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,333
in the bottom two.
494
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,433
- I know.
495
00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:34,934
- There's a certain expectation
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00:12:34,934 --> 00:12:36,967
that, um, really just hasn't
497
00:12:34,934 --> 00:12:36,967
been met.
498
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,467
I don't know what to say
499
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,467
about that.
500
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:41,166
- Right. I don't...
501
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:41,166
I don't either, honestly.
502
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,834
- Are you passionate about
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00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:48,066
becoming America's next drag
504
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:48,066
superstar?
505
00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:49,900
- It's kind of like a slap
506
00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:49,900
in the face.
507
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,900
Of course I want to be America's
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00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,900
next drag superstar.
509
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,400
That's what I want.
510
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,800
It's something
511
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,800
that I've always wanted.
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00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,066
- All right, get to work.
513
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,066
See you in a minute.
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00:12:58,066 --> 00:13:00,200
Roxxxy Andrews.
515
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,400
- Hey, Ru.
516
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,300
- Now, top four,
517
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,300
every moment counts.
518
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,934
- It's $100,000 at stake here.
519
00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:07,567
- $100,000 at stake.
520
00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:07,567
- And that's no game.
521
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,867
It's gonna be a fight
522
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,867
till the end, baby.
523
00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:11,400
- So tell me about your
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00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:11,400
Candy Couture outfit.
525
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,066
- My Candy Couture,
526
00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:14,967
I'm going very extravagant,
527
00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:14,967
very extravaganza.
528
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:18,367
- Now, how's your body-ody-ody
529
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:18,367
gonna play into this outfit?
530
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:19,834
- Well, it's a corset,
531
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,333
so I kind of brought it up
532
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,333
over here
533
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,967
so that you could still get
534
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,967
a shape on that side,
535
00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:24,133
a good silhouette.
536
00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:26,066
- Uh-huh.
537
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,066
Well, just, you know, make sure
538
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,066
it flatters your figure
539
00:13:28,066 --> 00:13:32,166
and that, you know, you can
540
00:13:28,066 --> 00:13:32,166
serve true Roxxxy Andrews.
541
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,133
- Mm-hmm.
542
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:34,433
- You know?
543
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:34,433
- Yeah.
544
00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:36,066
Ru's looking at me funny,
545
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,333
and I'm not sure that he likes
546
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,333
what I'm doing.
547
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,200
- Yeah, yeah. Wow.
548
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,967
- Now what am I gonna do?
549
00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:45,066
- You better bring some hard
550
00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:45,066
Roxxxy candy on the runway.
551
00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,734
Get back to work.
552
00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,734
- Thank you, Ru.
553
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,567
- All right.
554
00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:51,967
All right, gather around,
555
00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:51,967
my little gumdrops.
556
00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,900
Now, tomorrow at the Sugar Ball,
557
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,834
we'll be joined my our
558
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,834
extra special guest judges,
559
00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:01,500
CSI star Marg Helgenberger...
560
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,133
- I love her!
561
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,133
- Whoo!
562
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:07,867
- And fashion's most delicious
563
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:07,867
designer.
564
00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:08,934
Bob Mackie will be here.
565
00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:10,533
[all gasp]
566
00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:10,533
- What?
567
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,800
- Shut up!
568
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,800
- Ahh!
569
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,633
- Bob Mackie has done
570
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:17,867
Diana Ross, Liza Minnelli, Cher,
571
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:17,867
everybody.
572
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,066
He's a master at what he does.
573
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,100
- No pressure.
574
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,100
- Right.
575
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,867
- And there's just one more
576
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,867
thing.
577
00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:31,066
In addition to creating your
578
00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:31,066
three sickeningly sweet looks,
579
00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:35,233
you need perform a Sugar Babies
580
00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:35,233
opening number.
581
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:38,667
Now, Alaska, as the winner
582
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:38,667
of the mini challenge,
583
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,667
you're in charge
584
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,667
of the choreography.
585
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,834
- Oh!
586
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,834
[laughs]
587
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,600
- Oh, god.
588
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,600
- Get your bowleg on.
589
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,700
all: Get your bowleg on.
590
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,700
Get your bowleg on.
591
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,900
- Alaska's got
592
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,900
about this much rhythm.
593
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,066
So this is gonna be
594
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,066
a hot fucking shitty mess.
595
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:55,967
- I expect to see sugar and
596
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:55,967
spice and everything nice,
597
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:58,934
so don't fuck it up.
598
00:14:58,934 --> 00:15:00,600
See you later.
599
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,867
[indistinct chatter]
600
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,400
- After Ru's walk-through,
601
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,066
I look over, and Roxxxy's look
602
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,066
is completely gone.
603
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:09,433
- Ru said something
604
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:09,433
about my silhouette, so...
605
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:11,133
at this point in the game,
606
00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:12,433
if she's saying something,
607
00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:12,433
it's for a reason.
608
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,834
- Right.
609
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,400
- I'm starting
610
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,400
back at square one.
611
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,166
I'm going with this licorice.
612
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,667
It looks like spaghetti.
613
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,567
This licorice is so thin.
614
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:23,333
But I'm putting on there
615
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:23,333
one at a time.
616
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,467
It's so tedious.
617
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:29,467
So this much time,
618
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:29,467
this much work.
619
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:35,433
- [whistling]
620
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:38,467
[pounding]
621
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:42,400
- Jinkx, really?
622
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,467
I'm stressed right now.
623
00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:45,900
I have a lot to get done.
624
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:50,233
Like, girl, could you please
625
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:50,233
stop banging?
626
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:53,333
- Jinkx and the hammer is
627
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:53,333
driving me berserk.
628
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:54,600
And I've fucking had it.
629
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,767
[pounding]
630
00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,333
- Huh!
631
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,400
[pounding]
632
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,266
- Merry Christmas.
633
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,367
- Coming up...
634
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,700
- * Our lips are glazed *
635
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,967
* Our eyes are candy-crazed *
636
00:16:10,967 --> 00:16:12,066
- You're wrong, Jinkx.
637
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:13,300
Girl, it's left to right.
638
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,433
- 'Cause I don't want
639
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,433
to hit you
640
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,200
when you walk past me.
641
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,934
- If you hit me, I'm gonna
642
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,934
hit you right in the face.
643
00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:19,133
- Aw, fuck.
644
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,333
It isn't going on.
645
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,333
What the fuck was that?
646
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,500
Aah!
647
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,200
I broke my entire outfit.
648
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,700
- [laughing]
649
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:36,066
[techno music]
650
00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:38,834
- Today we have to come up with
651
00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:38,834
a lip-sync performance
652
00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:40,934
to a song called Sugar Babies.
653
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:42,333
All right.
654
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:45,066
- This musical number
655
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:45,066
is right up my alley.
656
00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:47,066
This is me in my element.
657
00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:49,166
- I'm no Alyssa Edwards when
658
00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:49,166
it comes to choreography.
659
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:51,266
- You're not a choreographer
660
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:51,266
to the stars?
661
00:16:51,266 --> 00:16:53,166
- I'm not.
662
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,934
We'll enter in that order...
663
00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:57,467
you, her, her, me.
664
00:16:57,467 --> 00:17:00,367
- You want us to enter and
665
00:16:57,467 --> 00:17:00,367
go where?
666
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,400
And how do you want us to enter?
667
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,567
We all know Alaska is not
668
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,567
the best dancer,
669
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:07,066
so we don't know
670
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:07,066
what's gonna happen.
671
00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:08,133
- * We are, we are *
672
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:09,200
* That's right *
673
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,967
* The sugar babies *
674
00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:12,367
- We gotta do something else
675
00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:12,367
here.
676
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,066
- [coughs]
677
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,400
- 'Cause this is totally cute
678
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,400
for the first part.
679
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,900
- Yeah.
680
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,900
- But then what are we gonna do?
681
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,834
Should we do, like, a little
682
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,834
up, down thing too?
683
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,100
Like, Alaska and I...
684
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,100
[laughs] yeah.
685
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,967
- It's confusing to me, though.
686
00:17:25,967 --> 00:17:28,133
- * We are, we are *
687
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:31,233
* So simple *
688
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:34,734
Alaska's lucky, 'cause if it was
689
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:34,734
some kind of pop, pop, booty,
690
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:37,700
kind of pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,
691
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:37,700
it'd be a hot mess.
692
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,800
- That's too complicated.
693
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,300
[laughs]
694
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,133
- It would be funny
695
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,133
if we did something
696
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,600
where we're licking the suckers
697
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,700
and then we're having, like,
698
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,700
a sugar high.
699
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,233
- Why don't we do
700
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,233
the circle thing?
701
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:50,300
They always do a circle thing.
702
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:55,367
- Jinkx is acting
703
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:55,367
a little too wild,
704
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,066
and I know Roxxxy and I are
705
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,066
getting annoyed.
706
00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:59,433
We don't have time for any
707
00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:59,433
of that bullshit.
708
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,900
Which way are you gonna start,
709
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,900
Rox?
710
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,367
- I'll start right to left.
711
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:04,934
- Okay.
712
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:04,934
- Left, right.
713
00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:06,066
- Should we all be going
714
00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:06,066
the same way?
715
00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:07,266
- No, opposites.
716
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:09,166
- I can't see anybody,
717
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:09,166
so follow me.
718
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,066
- Well, you would have to...
719
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,066
yeah, we'll all follow you.
720
00:18:11,066 --> 00:18:13,100
- * Sugarcoated cones *
721
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,066
* Our lips are glazed *
722
00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:16,967
* Our eyes are candy-crazed *
723
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:18,200
- Whoa.
724
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,934
- You're wrong Jinkx,
725
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,934
on the lollipop.
726
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,066
Girl, it's left to right.
727
00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:25,133
It's not science.
728
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:26,967
- * Our lips are glazed *
729
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:30,066
- We're so off.
730
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,967
- We're all relying
731
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,967
on each other
732
00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:34,066
to figure out where we're
733
00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:34,066
moving our candy canes.
734
00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:35,600
And Jinkx is going super fast.
735
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,500
It seems like she's trying to be
736
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,500
a scene stealer,
737
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,533
and that's throwing the rest
738
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,533
of the group off.
739
00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:41,266
- The reason I keep
740
00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:41,266
getting off, Roxxxy...
741
00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:42,967
you pass by me so close
742
00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:44,533
that I don't want to hit you
743
00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:44,533
when I'm doing this.
744
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:46,133
- 'cause it seems like
745
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:46,133
you switch.
746
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:47,200
- Oh, I thought she was fine.
747
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,400
- But you were still off.
748
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,533
- 'Cause I don't want
749
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,533
to hit you
750
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,300
when you walk past me.
751
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,400
- If you hit me, I'm gonna
752
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,400
hit you right in the face.
753
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,133
Just sayin'.
754
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:58,166
- Roxxxy's grasping at straws
755
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:58,166
to try to shake me.
756
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:01,200
I think it's because I've never
757
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:01,200
had to lip-sync for my life.
758
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:06,066
And so any chance she gets,
759
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:06,066
she's coming for me.
760
00:19:06,066 --> 00:19:07,500
- * We're sweet as pie *
761
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,233
* The kind you wanna try *
762
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:12,467
* With jelly-friendly
763
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:12,467
sugarcoated cones *
764
00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:17,233
- So, um, are you not
765
00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:17,233
lip-syncing on purpose?
766
00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:18,500
- I don't know it yet.
767
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,567
I don't even know
768
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,567
what I'm saying.
769
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,300
- I'm just checking.
770
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,633
We're all sort of at least
771
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,633
faking our way through
772
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:24,266
the lip sync, but, like,
773
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,100
Roxxxy's just, like, not moving
774
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,100
her mouth at all.
775
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,367
It's like, "Oh, okay."
776
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,467
- Do you want me and Detox
777
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,467
to end
778
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:31,133
with both of our hands up?
779
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,934
Or the right on the right hand,
780
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,934
left on the left hand,
781
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:34,600
and you in the middle?
782
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,066
- Yeah, that.
783
00:19:36,066 --> 00:19:38,533
- Am I in the middle or
784
00:19:36,066 --> 00:19:38,533
the side?
785
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:41,200
Where do you want me?
786
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,967
If it totally tanks,
787
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,967
I don't think
788
00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:44,934
that it's anybody else's
789
00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:44,934
responsibility
790
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,567
except for Alaska's.
791
00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:50,100
- Whew!
792
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,567
- We're back in from rehearsal.
793
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,066
We all have a lot to do.
794
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,934
We have three looks to plan
795
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,934
for tomorrow.
796
00:19:54,934 --> 00:19:58,934
And the tensions are high,
797
00:19:54,934 --> 00:19:58,934
so let's get to fucking work.
798
00:19:58,934 --> 00:20:01,333
- So, girls,
799
00:19:58,934 --> 00:20:01,333
it's awfully quiet.
800
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,600
- Yeah, girl, we got work
801
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,600
to do.
802
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,967
- [yawns]
803
00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,900
[snores lightly]
804
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:12,567
There is still so much to do.
805
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:14,200
And the narcolepsy kicks in,
806
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,867
and it's a struggle just to keep
807
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,867
my eyelids open.
808
00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:20,967
I can't even see what I'm
809
00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:20,967
looking at anymore.
810
00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:23,700
[can rattling]
811
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,400
Oh, fuck.
812
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,266
I'm starting to get so tired.
813
00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:38,967
Like, I'm half asleep,
814
00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:38,967
trying to make a dress.
815
00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:41,567
When I shake myself out of it,
816
00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:41,567
I look at my dress,
817
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:44,500
and I'm like,
818
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:44,500
"What the fuck happened?"
819
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,633
This isn't what I wanted it
820
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,633
to look like.
821
00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:51,600
I'm panicking, yeah.
822
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,533
- I've never seen Jinkx
823
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,533
so freaked out,
824
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:58,066
on the verge of tears.
825
00:20:58,066 --> 00:20:59,834
A little part of me is so happy,
826
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:02,066
because the judges are finally
827
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:02,066
gonna see
828
00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:06,066
that she's a whole hot
829
00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:06,066
shitty trailer Christmas mess.
830
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:08,066
About time.
831
00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:15,100
- Ugh!
832
00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:15,100
- [fake crying]
833
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,066
- It's elimination day,
834
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:20,066
and we have a lot of work to do
835
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:20,066
for this Sugar Ball.
836
00:21:20,066 --> 00:21:22,900
At the end of today, there will
837
00:21:20,066 --> 00:21:22,900
only be three of us.
838
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,867
It's scary.
839
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:29,233
- Is it hideous,
840
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:29,233
or is it not hideous?
841
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:32,467
- I mean, it's a lot of stuff
842
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:32,467
going on.
843
00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:34,066
- I mean, a big part of me
844
00:21:34,066 --> 00:21:36,300
just wants to ditch
845
00:21:34,066 --> 00:21:36,300
the big hoop skirt thing,
846
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:39,433
but then I only have candy
847
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:39,433
on my corset.
848
00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:41,100
- Right.
849
00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:43,867
- I'm going back and forth.
850
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:47,200
It's like cut this and lose
851
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:47,200
most of the candy
852
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,967
and most of the work I did
853
00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:51,367
or keep this
854
00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:51,367
and risking looking like
855
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:53,066
a complete joke on the runway.
856
00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:56,066
I feel like an idiot.
857
00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:02,367
- How much work does everyone
858
00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:02,367
have left to do?
859
00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:04,233
- I still have to, like, finish
860
00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:04,233
this jewelry up
861
00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:05,934
and then put a strap
862
00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:05,934
on this dress.
863
00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:07,533
And then I'm gonna start working
864
00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:07,533
on hair.
865
00:22:07,533 --> 00:22:08,567
Did you change anything?
866
00:22:08,567 --> 00:22:10,834
- I just added some more candy,
867
00:22:10,834 --> 00:22:12,567
And I need to finish adding
868
00:22:10,834 --> 00:22:12,567
candy.
869
00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:14,133
I'm liking it a lot much better
870
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,066
now I added these little
871
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,066
carnation things to it.
872
00:22:16,066 --> 00:22:17,233
I'm gonna do a couple more.
873
00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:19,100
- I love it.
874
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:21,066
- Detox's Candy Couture outfit
875
00:22:21,066 --> 00:22:23,667
doesn't look candy-inspired
876
00:22:21,066 --> 00:22:23,667
in the slightest.
877
00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,166
Herein lies the problem
878
00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:27,066
of having a best friend
879
00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:27,066
in this competition.
880
00:22:27,066 --> 00:22:30,066
Roxxxy's so close to Detox,
881
00:22:27,066 --> 00:22:30,066
she can't bring herself to say,
882
00:22:30,066 --> 00:22:33,066
"Detox, that dress doesn't read
883
00:22:30,066 --> 00:22:33,066
as candy."
884
00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:37,400
- Aw, fuck. Goddamn.
885
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,333
What is wrong with this?
886
00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:42,133
I don't know why
887
00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:42,133
it isn't going on.
888
00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:44,433
It's fucking pissing me off.
889
00:22:44,433 --> 00:22:46,200
We're completely running out
890
00:22:44,433 --> 00:22:46,200
of time.
891
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,300
This was supposed to just go on
892
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,300
and look good,
893
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:50,667
and that's not happening.
894
00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:51,934
[object clatters]
895
00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:53,433
What the fuck was that?
896
00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:55,900
Aah!
897
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,734
- What just happened?
898
00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:01,400
- The candy is falling off.
899
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,500
Chunks of the cotton candy
900
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,500
clouds are just shattering.
901
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:09,400
- Fuck cok-sucking hell shit.
902
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,200
I broke my entire outfit, so...
903
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,200
- What?
904
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,266
- I don't know how this thing's
905
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,266
going to get down the runway.
906
00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:18,333
I'm completely panicking
907
00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:18,333
right now.
908
00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:19,500
Ow.
909
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,100
- Alaska and Jinkx,
910
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,200
they're both the weakest
911
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,200
in the competition.
912
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,567
- Jesus Christ.
913
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:27,967
- It's time for them to
914
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:27,967
lip-sync for their life.
915
00:23:27,967 --> 00:23:29,266
- Coming up...
916
00:23:29,266 --> 00:23:31,066
- It makes me question
917
00:23:29,266 --> 00:23:31,066
your taste level.
918
00:23:31,066 --> 00:23:34,066
- She was a really
919
00:23:31,066 --> 00:23:34,066
promiscuous-looking 16-year-old.
920
00:23:34,066 --> 00:23:36,567
- You know, they want to look
921
00:23:34,066 --> 00:23:36,567
like a whore.
922
00:23:36,567 --> 00:23:38,467
- [laughing]
923
00:23:45,433 --> 00:23:47,433
[laughing]
924
00:23:48,967 --> 00:23:52,066
[RuPaul's Cover Girl ]
925
00:23:52,066 --> 00:24:01,066
* *
926
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:05,266
Welcome to the main stage
927
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:05,266
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
928
00:24:05,266 --> 00:24:08,166
Michelle Visage, hey, sugar.
929
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:11,133
- You are giving me Jersey
930
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:11,133
couture tonight, honey.
931
00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:12,567
- [laughs]
932
00:24:12,567 --> 00:24:15,633
- Santino Rice, you want
933
00:24:12,567 --> 00:24:15,633
some candy, little boy?
934
00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:17,166
- Oh, yes, please.
935
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:20,700
- Marg Helgenberger,
936
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:20,700
you look scrumptious.
937
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,166
- Thank you, Ru.
938
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,934
You look fabulous
939
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,934
in that animal print.
940
00:24:23,934 --> 00:24:25,867
- So happy to have you here.
941
00:24:25,867 --> 00:24:27,533
And he's back!
942
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:30,934
The very first judge of
943
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:30,934
the very first episode
944
00:24:30,934 --> 00:24:33,967
of Drag Race,
945
00:24:30,934 --> 00:24:33,967
my idol, Bob Mackie.
946
00:24:33,967 --> 00:24:35,300
- You're looking gorgeous.
947
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:36,934
- You know what I always say:
948
00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:40,133
Cher was born naked,
949
00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:40,133
and the rest was Bob Mackie.
950
00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:42,266
[laughter]
951
00:24:42,266 --> 00:24:45,500
This week, our queens were like
952
00:24:42,266 --> 00:24:45,500
kids in a candy store,
953
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:49,233
creating three different
954
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:49,233
sartorial confections.
955
00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:51,834
Are you ready to get
956
00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:51,834
this Sugar Ball rolling?
957
00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,567
- Hell yes!
958
00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,567
- Yes, ma'am.
959
00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:55,533
- Gentlemen,
960
00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:55,533
start your engines.
961
00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:58,500
And may the best woman win.
962
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:01,233
[whimsical music]
963
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,633
- * We're sweet as pie *
964
00:25:02,633 --> 00:25:04,400
* The kind you wanna try *
965
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,066
* With jelly-friendly
966
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,066
sugarcoated cones *
967
00:25:08,066 --> 00:25:09,633
* Our lips are glazed *
968
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,500
* Our eyes are candy-crazed *
969
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:15,166
* And chocolate powder's best
970
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:15,166
for undertones *
971
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:17,100
* Although we aim
972
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:17,100
to please *
973
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:18,867
* Confection's such a tease *
974
00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:22,100
* Diabetes sure
975
00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:22,100
can kill the mood *
976
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:23,934
* We're just here
977
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:23,934
to celebrate *
978
00:25:23,934 --> 00:25:29,133
* So have your cake
979
00:25:23,934 --> 00:25:29,133
and eat it too, dude *
980
00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:31,467
- * We are, we are *
981
00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:31,467
- * That's right *
982
00:25:31,467 --> 00:25:33,100
- * The sugar babies *
983
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,967
* We are, we are *
984
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,967
- * Uh-huh *
985
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,600
- * The sugar, sugar,
986
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,600
sugar babies *
987
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,467
* We are, we are *
988
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,467
- * Amen *
989
00:25:38,467 --> 00:25:39,934
- * The sugar babies *
990
00:25:39,934 --> 00:25:41,934
* We are, we are *
991
00:25:41,934 --> 00:25:44,066
- * The sugar, sugar, sugar,
992
00:25:41,934 --> 00:25:44,066
sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar *
993
00:25:44,066 --> 00:25:46,100
* Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar,
994
00:25:44,066 --> 00:25:46,100
sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar *
995
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:47,934
* Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar,
996
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:47,934
sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar *
997
00:25:47,934 --> 00:25:48,967
* Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar,
998
00:25:47,934 --> 00:25:48,967
sugar, sugar *
999
00:25:48,967 --> 00:25:50,633
* Babies *
1000
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,200
* Sugar! *
1001
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,300
Yeah!
1002
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:58,200
[laughter, applause]
1003
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,934
- Let the Sugar Ball begin.
1004
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:04,400
Category is Super Super
1005
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:04,400
Sweet 16.
1006
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,900
Oh, my god.
1007
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,600
First up, Alaska.
1008
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,600
Hi!
1009
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,500
- Dad got me this nose for
1010
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,500
my birthday.
1011
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,400
- Yes.
1012
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,400
[laughter]
1013
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,400
- It's her 16th birthday, and
1014
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,400
her dad paid for everything,
1015
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,400
but her stupid friends
1016
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,400
won't text her back.
1017
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,633
- Young lady, you better not be
1018
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,633
sexting.
1019
00:26:21,633 --> 00:26:25,100
- Mom, you've ruined
1020
00:26:21,633 --> 00:26:25,100
everything!
1021
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:27,734
- Next up, Jinkx Monsoon.
1022
00:26:27,734 --> 00:26:29,633
Oh, hippy girl.
1023
00:26:29,633 --> 00:26:31,500
Almost Famous.
1024
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:36,567
- This is Pacific Northwest
1025
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:36,567
stoner chick extravaganza look.
1026
00:26:36,567 --> 00:26:40,200
- Jinkx, I read your diary,
1027
00:26:36,567 --> 00:26:40,200
and we need to have a talk.
1028
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,500
- My name's not Jinkx anymore.
1029
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,066
It's Dreamcatcher.
1030
00:26:43,066 --> 00:26:45,400
[laughter]
1031
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,967
- Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.
1032
00:26:48,967 --> 00:26:51,333
- Usher is performing
1033
00:26:48,967 --> 00:26:51,333
at my sweet 16.
1034
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:52,567
- Oh!
1035
00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:53,567
- She got a marshmallow ring?
1036
00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:53,567
- Yeah!
1037
00:26:53,567 --> 00:26:55,266
- Where my peeps at?
1038
00:26:55,266 --> 00:26:57,133
- I'm loving every minute.
1039
00:26:55,266 --> 00:26:57,133
The judges are smiling.
1040
00:26:57,133 --> 00:27:00,166
I'm giving them 16-year-old
1041
00:26:57,133 --> 00:27:00,166
realness.
1042
00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:02,667
- She's 16 going on sickening.
1043
00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:05,100
[laughter]
1044
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:07,100
Up next, Detox.
1045
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,367
- She's a Pink Lady.
1046
00:27:08,367 --> 00:27:10,333
- Pink Ladies rule the school.
1047
00:27:08,367 --> 00:27:10,333
- Yeah.
1048
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:13,333
- My sweet 16 look is
1049
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:13,333
'80s-inspired.
1050
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:16,133
I'm working this lollipop,
1051
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:16,133
sexy sweet 16.
1052
00:27:16,133 --> 00:27:17,400
- Rizzo's P.G.
1053
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,600
- Pass it on.
1054
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,266
- [laughs]
1055
00:27:20,266 --> 00:27:24,600
- Category is Sugar Mama,
1056
00:27:20,266 --> 00:27:24,600
executive realness.
1057
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,567
Alaska.
1058
00:27:25,567 --> 00:27:27,600
- Cougar lady.
1059
00:27:25,567 --> 00:27:27,600
- Yes.
1060
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,600
She's serving Barbara Corcoran.
1061
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,333
[laughter]
1062
00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:34,100
- This woman takes her job
1063
00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:34,100
very seriously.
1064
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,633
She's coming to visit
1065
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,633
the construction site,
1066
00:27:36,633 --> 00:27:39,633
and, by god, there better not be
1067
00:27:36,633 --> 00:27:39,633
any bullshit.
1068
00:27:39,633 --> 00:27:42,567
- Tear down that bitch of
1069
00:27:39,633 --> 00:27:42,567
a bearing wall.
1070
00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:44,233
[laughter]
1071
00:27:44,233 --> 00:27:45,934
Jinkx Monsoon.
1072
00:27:45,934 --> 00:27:47,333
Darling, it's Lacroix, darling.
1073
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,433
It's Lacroix.
1074
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:50,133
[laughter]
1075
00:27:50,133 --> 00:27:52,066
- I am just camping it
1076
00:27:50,133 --> 00:27:52,066
down the runway
1077
00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:56,834
with every utensil I could find
1078
00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:56,834
stuck in my little French twist.
1079
00:27:56,834 --> 00:28:00,533
- She does give good
1080
00:27:56,834 --> 00:28:00,533
headmistress.
1081
00:28:00,533 --> 00:28:02,433
Roxxxy Andrews.
1082
00:28:02,433 --> 00:28:05,066
- Pork bellies?
1083
00:28:02,433 --> 00:28:05,066
Sell! Buy! No!
1084
00:28:05,066 --> 00:28:07,166
- Tina Knowles, I'm not buying
1085
00:28:05,066 --> 00:28:07,166
your line.
1086
00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:09,066
- Yes.
1087
00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:09,066
[laughter]
1088
00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:12,633
- I'm in my little short velvet
1089
00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:12,633
dress with my gummy bears,
1090
00:28:12,633 --> 00:28:15,467
and I am feeling sickening.
1091
00:28:15,467 --> 00:28:18,266
C-E-oh-no-she-didn't.
1092
00:28:18,266 --> 00:28:20,633
- Up next, Detox.
1093
00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:22,600
Serving Mugler.
1094
00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:22,600
- Oh, yeah.
1095
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,066
- No lady is ever sure
1096
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,066
at night.
1097
00:28:25,066 --> 00:28:26,433
- That's right.
1098
00:28:26,433 --> 00:28:29,967
- I've Angel perfume and
1099
00:28:26,433 --> 00:28:29,967
my Thierry Mugler bag.
1100
00:28:29,967 --> 00:28:31,400
Take that and suck on it.
1101
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,633
- Love that blazer.
1102
00:28:32,633 --> 00:28:34,233
It's a real power top.
1103
00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:36,633
- [cackles]
1104
00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:36,633
Kind of like me!
1105
00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:38,300
- [laughs]
1106
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:43,166
Category is Candy Couture,
1107
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:43,166
edible eleganza.
1108
00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:45,433
First up, Alaska.
1109
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:48,433
I think the material is
1110
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:48,433
a cotton candy blend.
1111
00:28:48,433 --> 00:28:51,066
- I was having
1112
00:28:48,433 --> 00:28:51,066
some serious issues
1113
00:28:51,066 --> 00:28:52,800
with this cotton candy
1114
00:28:51,066 --> 00:28:52,800
fantasy.
1115
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,166
So I'm feeling beautiful and
1116
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,166
right,
1117
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:59,333
but please, candy couture,
1118
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:59,333
don't fall apart.
1119
00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:01,633
- Fluff the magic drag queen.
1120
00:29:01,633 --> 00:29:03,066
- Mmm.
1121
00:29:03,066 --> 00:29:04,633
- Jinkx Monsoon.
1122
00:29:04,633 --> 00:29:06,567
It's a hard candy Christmas.
1123
00:29:06,567 --> 00:29:08,433
- And her breath
1124
00:29:06,567 --> 00:29:08,433
is minty fresh.
1125
00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:11,233
I decided not to wear
1126
00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:11,233
that damn hoop skirt,
1127
00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:13,667
and I couldn't be more pleased
1128
00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:13,667
with the way it turned out.
1129
00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:16,667
I am the Abominable Snow Jinkx.
1130
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,967
- Peppermint patty realness.
1131
00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:20,934
- This is a stag party.
1132
00:29:20,934 --> 00:29:22,500
[laughter]
1133
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,934
- Roxxxy Andrews.
1134
00:29:23,934 --> 00:29:26,600
- Ooh.
1135
00:29:23,934 --> 00:29:26,600
- Wow, taste the rainbow.
1136
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,133
- Bitches.
1137
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,934
- Those judges cannot take this
1138
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,934
coutureness.
1139
00:29:30,934 --> 00:29:33,233
Miss Thing, I know
1140
00:29:30,934 --> 00:29:33,233
my body looks right.
1141
00:29:33,233 --> 00:29:35,900
This licorice is exactly where
1142
00:29:33,233 --> 00:29:35,900
I need to be laying.
1143
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,233
- Melts in your mouth.
1144
00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:39,467
- I wonder if her panties are
1145
00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:39,467
edible too.
1146
00:29:39,467 --> 00:29:41,066
- They are.
1147
00:29:41,066 --> 00:29:42,133
- Detox.
1148
00:29:42,133 --> 00:29:44,567
Very Splenda in the grass.
1149
00:29:44,567 --> 00:29:47,166
- My candy couture look,
1150
00:29:44,567 --> 00:29:47,166
it's Detox.
1151
00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:48,533
It's electric.
1152
00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:50,266
It still has a little touch
1153
00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:50,266
of the '80s.
1154
00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,233
- Lollipopulence.
1155
00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,233
- Yes.
1156
00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:54,200
- Is that some black licorice
1157
00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:54,200
I see?
1158
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,333
- Uh-huh.
1159
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,333
Licorice and lace.
1160
00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:58,500
Coming up...
1161
00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:01,433
Which one of you sweethearts
1162
00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:04,400
does not deserve to be
1163
00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:04,400
in the top three?
1164
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,633
[dramatic music]
1165
00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:09,667
- [laughing]
1166
00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:14,800
Welcome, ladies.
1167
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,500
Thanks to your candy couture,
1168
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,500
I've got a cavity.
1169
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,300
And it's throbbing.
1170
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:22,900
Now it's time
1171
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:22,900
for the judges' critiques.
1172
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:25,934
First up, Alaska.
1173
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:25,934
- Hi.
1174
00:30:25,934 --> 00:30:28,333
- Alaska, so Sugar Babies was
1175
00:30:25,934 --> 00:30:28,333
really cute.
1176
00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:30,633
I thought that it was
1177
00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:30,633
a little simple.
1178
00:30:30,633 --> 00:30:34,400
But your sweet 16, perfection.
1179
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,166
- I see these girls all over
1180
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,166
my part of Los Angeles. [laughs]
1181
00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:40,900
And I love how you committed
1182
00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:40,900
to the character.
1183
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,266
- The cougar lady,
1184
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,266
perfect in every way.
1185
00:30:43,266 --> 00:30:45,300
And the cotton candy is, to me,
1186
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:47,834
the best representation of
1187
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:47,834
candy.
1188
00:30:47,834 --> 00:30:50,600
I knew exactly what you were
1189
00:30:47,834 --> 00:30:50,600
when you walked out.
1190
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,266
That's important.
1191
00:30:52,266 --> 00:30:55,467
- All right, next up
1192
00:30:52,266 --> 00:30:55,467
Jinkx Monsoon.
1193
00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:57,500
- The Sugar Babies number,
1194
00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:57,500
you really stood out,
1195
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,633
'cause I did like your
1196
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,633
googly-eye bit.
1197
00:30:59,633 --> 00:31:01,934
- Your sweet 16 party girl,
1198
00:31:01,934 --> 00:31:04,900
16 going on 47.
1199
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,900
Like, she didn't feel young
1200
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,900
at all.
1201
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,400
- When I walked
1202
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,400
into the werk room,
1203
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,900
you had a big hoop skirt
1204
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,900
that you had doctored and...
1205
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:11,967
- Oh, yes.
1206
00:31:11,967 --> 00:31:13,233
I think it was a good choice
1207
00:31:13,233 --> 00:31:16,734
not to try to do too much
1208
00:31:13,233 --> 00:31:16,734
in one look.
1209
00:31:16,734 --> 00:31:18,467
- Jinkx, you break my heart.
1210
00:31:18,467 --> 00:31:20,400
I really want to see candy
1211
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,834
glued to every piece of fabric
1212
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,834
that you have on.
1213
00:31:23,834 --> 00:31:25,266
A hoop skirt
1214
00:31:23,834 --> 00:31:25,266
would have allowed you
1215
00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:28,600
to glue more candy onto
1216
00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:28,600
your outfit.
1217
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,166
- Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.
1218
00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:32,834
- Your sweet 16 party girl,
1219
00:31:32,834 --> 00:31:35,133
I love that you did the edible
1220
00:31:32,834 --> 00:31:35,133
marshmallow jewelry,
1221
00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:39,600
although she was a really
1222
00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:39,600
promiscuous-looking 16-year-old.
1223
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,367
- The executive look, I love.
1224
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,066
You just looked like a bitch
1225
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,066
on wheels.
1226
00:31:43,066 --> 00:31:44,433
I loved it.
1227
00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:47,233
- You reminded me of
1228
00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:47,233
The Devil Wears Prada.
1229
00:31:47,233 --> 00:31:49,433
And I love the candy couture
1230
00:31:47,233 --> 00:31:49,433
outfit.
1231
00:31:49,433 --> 00:31:52,066
You should make it for yourself
1232
00:31:49,433 --> 00:31:52,066
out of real fabric,
1233
00:31:52,066 --> 00:31:53,367
because you look great in it.
1234
00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:54,633
It's so flattering.
1235
00:31:54,633 --> 00:31:56,900
- Up next, Detox.
1236
00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,667
- I liked your sweet 16
1237
00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,667
'80s look...
1238
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,600
your attitude, the jacket.
1239
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,100
And the sugar mama executive
1240
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:05,633
reminded me of, like,
1241
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:05,633
Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
1242
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:08,066
- Your candy couture, though...
1243
00:32:08,066 --> 00:32:10,533
girl, it's a stretch.
1244
00:32:10,533 --> 00:32:13,266
- It's unfortunate that there's
1245
00:32:10,533 --> 00:32:13,266
a disconnect
1246
00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:15,567
between buying something
1247
00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:15,567
off the rack
1248
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:18,066
versus designing something for
1249
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:18,066
yourself.
1250
00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:20,200
And it makes me question
1251
00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:20,200
your taste level.
1252
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,533
- All right.
1253
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,533
Thank you, Detox.
1254
00:32:22,533 --> 00:32:25,867
Ladies, I hate to end
1255
00:32:22,533 --> 00:32:25,867
on a sour patch,
1256
00:32:25,867 --> 00:32:30,333
but I have one
1257
00:32:25,867 --> 00:32:30,333
final question.
1258
00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:32,200
Which one of you sweethearts
1259
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:37,967
does not deserve to be
1260
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:37,967
in the top three and why?
1261
00:32:37,967 --> 00:32:39,533
Starting with Jinkx.
1262
00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:45,600
- The one who has fallen short
1263
00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:45,600
most often up here is Detox.
1264
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,333
- Alaska, same question.
1265
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:51,367
- I would say Jinkx Monsoon.
1266
00:32:51,367 --> 00:32:53,867
I absolutely love her, but
1267
00:32:53,867 --> 00:32:58,333
I feel like there's maturing
1268
00:32:53,867 --> 00:32:58,333
that I would like to see.
1269
00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:00,934
- Roxxxy Andrews?
1270
00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:00,934
- Jinkx Monsoon.
1271
00:33:00,934 --> 00:33:03,900
The challenges that she needed
1272
00:33:00,934 --> 00:33:03,900
to step outside of her box
1273
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:06,867
and design and be creative,
1274
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:06,867
she didn't do well.
1275
00:33:06,867 --> 00:33:08,500
I had to be funny where I had
1276
00:33:06,867 --> 00:33:08,500
to be funny.
1277
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,600
And it when it landed me
1278
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,600
in the bottom,
1279
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,133
it landed me in the bottom.
1280
00:33:11,133 --> 00:33:12,400
- Detox?
1281
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,433
- I do agree
1282
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,433
with the other girls.
1283
00:33:14,433 --> 00:33:16,166
It's not really a school
1284
00:33:14,433 --> 00:33:16,166
for girls.
1285
00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:19,133
It's a competition for the best
1286
00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:19,133
of the best.
1287
00:33:19,133 --> 00:33:20,467
- All right.
1288
00:33:19,133 --> 00:33:20,467
Thank you, ladies.
1289
00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:22,266
I think we've heard enough.
1290
00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:25,467
Now, while you untuck in the
1291
00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:25,467
Interior Illusions Lounge,
1292
00:33:25,467 --> 00:33:28,266
the judges and I
1293
00:33:25,467 --> 00:33:28,266
will deliberate.
1294
00:33:28,266 --> 00:33:30,066
[engine starts]
1295
00:33:28,266 --> 00:33:30,066
All right.
1296
00:33:30,066 --> 00:33:33,066
Just between us "goils,"
1297
00:33:30,066 --> 00:33:33,066
what do you think?
1298
00:33:33,066 --> 00:33:35,433
Let's start with Alaska.
1299
00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:39,266
- Alaska really brought three
1300
00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:39,266
fully realized looks.
1301
00:33:39,266 --> 00:33:42,066
I liked her sweet 16 number.
1302
00:33:42,066 --> 00:33:44,300
- The only thing is, I would've
1303
00:33:42,066 --> 00:33:44,300
maybe have liked to have seen,
1304
00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:45,500
like, a light color dress.
1305
00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:47,133
Like, why black?
1306
00:33:47,133 --> 00:33:48,900
- It's the days of wearing
1307
00:33:47,133 --> 00:33:48,900
a lot of fluffy pink
1308
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,166
doesn't exist anymore.
1309
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:51,567
You know, they want to look like
1310
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:51,567
a whore.
1311
00:33:51,567 --> 00:33:53,934
[laughter]
1312
00:33:51,567 --> 00:33:53,934
- What's wrong with that, Bob?
1313
00:33:53,934 --> 00:33:55,333
[laughter]
1314
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,900
- The executive sugar mama,
1315
00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,133
she committed to who she was
1316
00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,133
bossing around.
1317
00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:01,467
I loved it.
1318
00:34:01,467 --> 00:34:04,133
- It could go really bad
1319
00:34:01,467 --> 00:34:04,133
for a man in drag
1320
00:34:04,133 --> 00:34:06,600
wearing a blazer
1321
00:34:04,133 --> 00:34:06,600
and a pair of slacks.
1322
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,100
But the way she cut it in
1323
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,100
at the waist,
1324
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:11,567
the way she padded herself,
1325
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:11,567
I bought it.
1326
00:34:11,567 --> 00:34:13,433
- I thought the candy costume
1327
00:34:13,433 --> 00:34:17,567
was the only one that really
1328
00:34:13,433 --> 00:34:17,567
said candy when she walked out.
1329
00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:19,934
And I think she knows how to use
1330
00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:19,934
those legs.
1331
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:22,567
- She's bowlegged.
1332
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:22,567
[laughter]
1333
00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:24,166
- Yeah, she is,
1334
00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:25,600
but, boy, from the crotch down,
1335
00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:25,600
she's a star.
1336
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,200
[laughter]
1337
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,567
- Detox.
1338
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:32,266
- Her sweet 16 just left me,
1339
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:32,266
like, "Ugh. Really?
1340
00:34:32,266 --> 00:34:34,400
I feel like you can do better
1341
00:34:32,266 --> 00:34:34,400
than that."
1342
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,900
I'm not getting what I want
1343
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,900
from her.
1344
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,633
- The executive look,
1345
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,633
what I liked most
1346
00:34:38,633 --> 00:34:41,233
about it was the crazy-ass hair
1347
00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:44,166
juxtaposed with that, like,
1348
00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:44,166
very sleek suit.
1349
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:48,367
- She was very prepared with
1350
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:48,367
the fashion that she brought.
1351
00:34:48,367 --> 00:34:52,200
But then when she is asked to do
1352
00:34:48,367 --> 00:34:52,200
something from scratch, like,
1353
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,433
the taste level, like,
1354
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,433
disappears.
1355
00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:56,467
- If they're gonna design
1356
00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:56,467
their own dress,
1357
00:34:56,467 --> 00:34:58,433
they have to know
1358
00:34:56,467 --> 00:34:58,433
how to work that dress.
1359
00:34:58,433 --> 00:35:00,100
She didn't work it at all.
1360
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,066
She never did anything
1361
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,066
except just stumble over it
1362
00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:04,066
and trip all over it.
1363
00:35:04,066 --> 00:35:05,433
- Roxxxy Andrews.
1364
00:35:05,433 --> 00:35:08,400
- Roxxxy was the only one
1365
00:35:05,433 --> 00:35:08,400
who brought candy
1366
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,600
to each and every one
1367
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,600
of her looks.
1368
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,533
- The sugar mama executive,
1369
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,533
I loved her attitude.
1370
00:35:13,533 --> 00:35:16,133
There was something...I kind of
1371
00:35:13,533 --> 00:35:16,133
liked that it was a short dress,
1372
00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:18,900
and she's kind of got, you know,
1373
00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:18,900
muscular thighs.
1374
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:22,166
- Her candy couture was my
1375
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:22,166
favorite of the night.
1376
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,333
- But we didn't know
1377
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,333
that was candy.
1378
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:25,867
- But she worked it.
1379
00:35:25,867 --> 00:35:27,467
- When I was backstage
1380
00:35:25,867 --> 00:35:27,467
with her,
1381
00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:29,166
she had something completely
1382
00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:29,166
different,
1383
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:31,200
something that looked like
1384
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:31,200
a candy-coated Dorito.
1385
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,667
- [laughs]
1386
00:35:32,667 --> 00:35:34,066
That sounds good.
1387
00:35:34,066 --> 00:35:35,500
- Yeah, it sounds delicious.
1388
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,400
But I questioned it, and she
1389
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,400
changed it, you know?
1390
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,066
And that's the sign of someone
1391
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,066
who is paying attention.
1392
00:35:41,066 --> 00:35:44,333
All right,
1393
00:35:41,066 --> 00:35:44,333
moving on to Jinkx Monsoon.
1394
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:46,133
- I think she's a terrific
1395
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:46,133
performer.
1396
00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:48,266
But as far as the candy couture
1397
00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:48,266
outfit goes,
1398
00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:50,066
it just didn't really work.
1399
00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:54,200
- If you can't tell that your
1400
00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:54,200
'70s-inspired look
1401
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,400
isn't really doing
1402
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,400
the sweet 16 thing,
1403
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,767
I don't know when you're gonna
1404
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,767
know that.
1405
00:35:59,767 --> 00:36:02,066
- She looked like Bette Davis
1406
00:35:59,767 --> 00:36:02,066
in Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte.
1407
00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:03,500
- [laughs]
1408
00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:03,500
- I mean, truly.
1409
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:07,367
That long wig
1410
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:07,367
and that weird lacy, ugly dress.
1411
00:36:07,367 --> 00:36:09,066
- Jinkx kind of failed
1412
00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:11,066
at every single one
1413
00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:11,066
of the things tonight,
1414
00:36:11,066 --> 00:36:12,567
although I did feel, really,
1415
00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:15,400
that she was getting thrown
1416
00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:15,400
under the bus by Rolodex here.
1417
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,900
- Rolaskatox.
1418
00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:17,934
- Yeah. They're Rolodex.
1419
00:36:17,934 --> 00:36:19,200
I think they were like, "Oh,
1420
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,867
let's get to the top three
1421
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,867
together."
1422
00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:22,567
It was like season one
1423
00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:22,567
of Survivor.
1424
00:36:22,567 --> 00:36:24,200
- [laughs]
1425
00:36:22,567 --> 00:36:24,200
- Silence.
1426
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,667
I've made my decision.
1427
00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:30,266
Bring back my girls.
1428
00:36:30,266 --> 00:36:32,633
[laughing]
1429
00:36:36,934 --> 00:36:39,433
Welcome back, ladies.
1430
00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:42,700
I've made some decisions.
1431
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:51,567
Alaska, your candy couture gave
1432
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:51,567
the judges a real sugar rush.
1433
00:36:51,567 --> 00:36:54,266
You are the winner
1434
00:36:51,567 --> 00:36:54,266
of this week's challenge.
1435
00:36:54,266 --> 00:36:55,600
- Ahh!
1436
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,433
[applause]
1437
00:36:57,433 --> 00:37:00,266
- You've won a private portrait
1438
00:36:57,433 --> 00:37:00,266
session
1439
00:37:00,266 --> 00:37:04,066
with celebrity photographer
1440
00:37:00,266 --> 00:37:04,066
Austin Young.
1441
00:37:04,066 --> 00:37:05,667
- I'm in the top three.
1442
00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:08,734
I am so happy.
1443
00:37:11,867 --> 00:37:18,233
- Roxxxy Andrews, I'm gonna
1444
00:37:11,867 --> 00:37:18,233
keep this short...
1445
00:37:18,233 --> 00:37:19,934
and sweet.
1446
00:37:19,934 --> 00:37:21,233
You're safe.
1447
00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:22,500
Condragulations.
1448
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:25,100
You've made it
1449
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:25,100
to the final three.
1450
00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:28,367
You may step to the back of
1451
00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:28,367
the stage.
1452
00:37:35,066 --> 00:37:38,967
Detox, Jinkx Monsoon,
1453
00:37:35,066 --> 00:37:38,967
I'm sorry, my dears,
1454
00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:42,066
but you are up for elimination.
1455
00:37:44,867 --> 00:37:47,633
- It's more than I can even
1456
00:37:44,867 --> 00:37:47,633
process right now.
1457
00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,934
My body, it's all numb.
1458
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,900
- I'm pissed off that I'm here.
1459
00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:53,300
It's devastating.
1460
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:55,567
- Two queens stand before me.
1461
00:37:55,567 --> 00:38:00,333
Ladies, this is your last chance
1462
00:37:55,567 --> 00:38:00,333
to impress me
1463
00:38:00,333 --> 00:38:05,100
and save yourself
1464
00:38:00,333 --> 00:38:05,100
from elimination.
1465
00:38:06,533 --> 00:38:12,100
The time has come for you to
1466
00:38:06,533 --> 00:38:12,100
lip-sync for your life.
1467
00:38:14,567 --> 00:38:18,433
- The lights go down, and
1468
00:38:14,567 --> 00:38:18,433
the last things I say to myself
1469
00:38:18,433 --> 00:38:22,400
are "I love you, Nana" and
1470
00:38:18,433 --> 00:38:22,400
"water off a duck's back."
1471
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,934
- Good luck.
1472
00:38:24,934 --> 00:38:27,667
And don't fuck it up.
1473
00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:30,667
[upbeat music]
1474
00:38:30,667 --> 00:38:34,667
* *
1475
00:38:34,667 --> 00:38:41,400
- [singing in Spanish]
1476
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,300
- This is a perfect song for me
1477
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,300
to play up a schtick.
1478
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:48,667
Thank god I'm not wearing
1479
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:48,667
that hoop skirt.
1480
00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:54,367
* *
1481
00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,400
- I'm throwing in, like,
1482
00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,400
a little salsa twist here.
1483
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,934
I'm being very sexy.
1484
00:38:57,934 --> 00:39:00,400
Gonna send that bitch packin'.
1485
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:07,533
* *
1486
00:39:07,533 --> 00:39:10,500
- I look over at Detox, and
1487
00:39:07,533 --> 00:39:10,500
she's doing her thing.
1488
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:12,166
She's playing the opera singer.
1489
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:15,633
She's doing her quirky little
1490
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:15,633
lip-moving thing.
1491
00:39:15,633 --> 00:39:16,967
If I was Jinkx, I'd be worried.
1492
00:39:16,967 --> 00:39:24,266
* *
1493
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:27,567
- Jinkx is kicking and dancing,
1494
00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:29,467
and she's bumping her hips.
1495
00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:31,600
I hate to say it, but Detox
1496
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,533
might be getting out-danced
1497
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,533
by Jinkx.
1498
00:39:34,533 --> 00:39:37,533
- [singing in Spanish]
1499
00:39:37,533 --> 00:39:45,600
* *
1500
00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:57,367
[laughter, applause]
1501
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:03,200
- Ladies, I've made
1502
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:03,200
my decision.
1503
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,867
- Water off a duck's back.
1504
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,867
Water off a duck's back.
1505
00:40:05,867 --> 00:40:10,433
Jinkx Monsoon,
1506
00:40:05,867 --> 00:40:10,433
shantay, you stay.
1507
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:32,333
Detox, you had me hooked
1508
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:32,333
from day one,
1509
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,633
and I can't get you
1510
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,633
out of my system.
1511
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:38,367
And now
1512
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:38,367
neither can anyone else.
1513
00:40:38,367 --> 00:40:41,567
Now sashay away.
1514
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:45,433
- It's been so magical and
1515
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:45,433
so humbling.
1516
00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:47,967
Thank you so much, from
1517
00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:47,967
the bottom of my heart.
1518
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:50,033
- Thank you, Detox.
1519
00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:52,533
- I'm gonna miss
1520
00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:52,533
all of you guys.
1521
00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:59,400
I love you.
1522
00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:59,400
I love you so much.
1523
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:05,133
- [yells]
1524
00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:06,834
It really fucking sucks
1525
00:41:06,834 --> 00:41:08,700
that I didn't all the way
1526
00:41:06,834 --> 00:41:08,700
to the top three,
1527
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,867
like I had intended to.
1528
00:41:10,867 --> 00:41:12,600
A better fit
1529
00:41:10,867 --> 00:41:12,600
would've definitely been
1530
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,066
to have me in the top three.
1531
00:41:14,066 --> 00:41:16,200
But I just can't thank Ru
1532
00:41:14,066 --> 00:41:16,200
enough.
1533
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,400
The only thing I have left to
1534
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,400
say is...I've had it.
1535
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,467
Bye.
1536
00:41:23,433 --> 00:41:25,066
- The top three.
1537
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:31,166
One final challenge stands
1538
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:31,166
between you and $100,000.
1539
00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:33,533
Now remember,
1540
00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:33,533
if you can't love yourself,
1541
00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:35,934
how in the hell are you gonna
1542
00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:35,934
love somebody else?
1543
00:41:35,934 --> 00:41:37,333
Can I get an amen up in here?
1544
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:39,266
all: Amen!
1545
00:41:39,266 --> 00:41:41,900
- [laughs] All right.
1546
00:41:39,266 --> 00:41:41,900
Now let the music play.
1547
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,900
[RuPaul's The Beginning]
1548
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:52,967
* *
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