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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,400 - Previously on 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,400 RuPaul's Drag Race... 3 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,266 - Alyssa has been 4 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,266 a distraction for me. 5 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:09,000 I've got to shake this off 6 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:09,000 and move on. 7 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,500 - You'll be debuting 8 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,500 an original drag ballet. 9 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:14,767 - I can't dance. 10 00:00:14,767 --> 00:00:17,200 - Coco, you pick first. 11 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,166 - Alyssa Edwards. 12 00:00:19,166 --> 00:00:20,567 - What the fuck? 13 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:26,800 - Here's what I want from you, 14 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:26,800 Jinkx. 15 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,233 I want to see some glamour. 16 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:31,533 - The winner is Alyssa Edwards. 17 00:00:31,533 --> 00:00:32,967 - [exhales with relief] 18 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:35,166 - Honey Mahogany, 19 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:35,166 Vivienne Pinay, 20 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:38,200 I'm sending you both home. 21 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,867 Now, ladies, sashay away. 22 00:00:52,066 --> 00:00:54,000 - Girl. 23 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,700 - After the double elimination, 24 00:00:55,700 --> 00:01:00,433 every girl knows Ru is not 25 00:00:55,700 --> 00:01:00,433 playing the radio. 26 00:01:00,433 --> 00:01:01,767 - Girl. 27 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:02,967 - Crack. 28 00:01:02,967 --> 00:01:05,467 That's a sign of don't get 29 00:01:02,967 --> 00:01:05,467 too comfortable. 30 00:01:05,467 --> 00:01:07,700 - That was the closest I ever 31 00:01:05,467 --> 00:01:07,700 want to get to the bottom. 32 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,767 To be in the bottom three has 33 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,767 lit a fire under my ass. 34 00:01:10,767 --> 00:01:12,867 Never again. 35 00:01:12,867 --> 00:01:14,700 - I think everyone is just 36 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,734 shocked that Roxxxy Andrews 37 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,734 is in the bottom three. 38 00:01:18,734 --> 00:01:20,500 But I'm not shocked. 39 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,233 She's part of Rolaskatox, and 40 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:25,800 they've convinced themselves 41 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:25,800 that they're invincible. 42 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,100 - But you won. 43 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:29,300 - I wish she would have sent 44 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:29,300 all y'all bitches home. 45 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:30,300 [laughter] 46 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,533 - I want you to go home too, 47 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:34,567 bitch, so you don't throw me 48 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:34,567 in the bottom again. 49 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:36,333 Alyssa wanted to act 50 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:36,333 like she's so real, 51 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,834 but I think it was a pretty 52 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,834 bitchy-ass move to call 53 00:01:38,834 --> 00:01:40,233 me out onstage. 54 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:43,934 - The one that I would want to 55 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:43,934 send home is not in this lineup. 56 00:01:43,934 --> 00:01:46,934 I don't see Jade 57 00:01:43,934 --> 00:01:46,934 at the same level. 58 00:01:46,934 --> 00:01:48,567 If she would've asked me who 59 00:01:46,934 --> 00:01:48,567 needed to go, 60 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:49,700 I would have said that, 61 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,200 because from the view 62 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,200 that I was getting, 63 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,333 it looked like a sausage 64 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,333 squeezed into a two-piece. 65 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:54,467 It was not pretty. 66 00:01:54,467 --> 00:01:55,734 - You can't take it personal. 67 00:01:55,734 --> 00:01:57,333 - You're a dirty bitch. 68 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:58,333 - It's not dirty. 69 00:01:58,333 --> 00:01:59,767 I kept it real to your face. 70 00:01:59,767 --> 00:02:01,133 If I wanted to be dirty, I would 71 00:01:59,767 --> 00:02:01,133 have really, really read you. 72 00:02:01,133 --> 00:02:02,133 Ha. 73 00:02:02,133 --> 00:02:03,200 - Well, girl, if you read me, 74 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,467 I would have read you 75 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,467 right back. 76 00:02:04,467 --> 00:02:05,667 - That's a part of the game, 77 00:02:04,467 --> 00:02:05,667 baby. 78 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,500 Welcome to drag. 79 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,600 I knew coming into this 80 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,600 competition that the claws 81 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,600 would come out. 82 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,700 I don't want to scratch 83 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,700 anybody's eyes out. 84 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,767 I just want to scratch my way 85 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,767 to the top. 86 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:15,967 'Cause I'm what? 87 00:02:15,967 --> 00:02:17,133 Sickening. 88 00:02:22,734 --> 00:02:24,900 - The winner of RuPaul's Drag 89 00:02:22,734 --> 00:02:24,900 Race receives a 90 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,734 sickening supply of 91 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,734 Colorevolution cosmetics, 92 00:02:27,734 --> 00:02:30,900 a luxury trip courtesy of 93 00:02:27,734 --> 00:02:30,900 ALandCHUCK.travel, 94 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,400 headline Logo's Drag Race Tour, 95 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,533 featuring Absolut Vodka... 96 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,533 cocktails perfected... 97 00:02:35,533 --> 00:02:38,934 and a cash prize of $100,000. 98 00:02:38,934 --> 00:02:40,967 And tonight, 99 00:02:38,934 --> 00:02:40,967 extra special guest 100 00:02:40,967 --> 00:02:44,200 judges Julie Brown 101 00:02:40,967 --> 00:02:44,200 and Downtown Julie Brown. 102 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:52,900 both: Rolaskatox. 103 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:54,066 - [laughs] 104 00:02:54,066 --> 00:02:55,633 - It's a new day 105 00:02:54,066 --> 00:02:55,633 in the workroom. 106 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,433 There's two less girls 107 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,433 in the competition now. 108 00:02:58,433 --> 00:03:00,834 And the more that are gone, 109 00:02:58,433 --> 00:03:00,834 the better. 110 00:03:00,834 --> 00:03:01,800 [siren wails] 111 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,834 - Ooh, girl. 112 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:05,600 You got shemail. 113 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,467 Ladies, stars aren't born. 114 00:03:08,467 --> 00:03:09,867 They're made. 115 00:03:09,867 --> 00:03:12,100 And then we destroy them. 116 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:14,633 But eventually, 117 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:14,633 those fallen stars 118 00:03:14,633 --> 00:03:16,400 get their own reality shows 119 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,333 and become famous 120 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,333 all over again. 121 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:24,100 Ladies, get ready, because 122 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:24,100 your 15 minutes starts now. 123 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,567 - Uh-oh. 124 00:03:25,567 --> 00:03:27,233 - Hello, hello, hello, ladies. 125 00:03:27,233 --> 00:03:29,233 all: Hi. 126 00:03:29,233 --> 00:03:31,567 - Well, well, well... 127 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:33,066 for today's mini challenge, 128 00:03:33,066 --> 00:03:35,834 we're ripping a page 129 00:03:33,066 --> 00:03:35,834 from Us Weekly 130 00:03:35,834 --> 00:03:38,100 to find out who wore it best. 131 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:41,066 And we're going to do it 132 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:41,066 Drag Race style. 133 00:03:41,066 --> 00:03:44,400 Now, you'll have just 30 minutes 134 00:03:41,066 --> 00:03:44,400 to turn these cuddlers... 135 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,367 - Ooh. 136 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:48,300 - Into something 137 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:48,300 red carpet worthy. 138 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:51,200 I'll decide who wore it best. 139 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,667 Ready, set, style. 140 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,700 [all shouting, laughing] 141 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:02,133 - Damn. 142 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:05,500 - How am I supposed to wear 143 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:05,500 something so goddamn ugly? 144 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,433 - It'll be like everything else 145 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,433 you wear. 146 00:04:07,433 --> 00:04:10,367 - How dare you? 147 00:04:07,433 --> 00:04:10,367 - Oh, really? 148 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,467 - All right, ladies. 149 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:15,400 Time's up. 150 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,867 [camera shutter clicking] 151 00:04:17,867 --> 00:04:20,700 To help me make this sartorial 152 00:04:17,867 --> 00:04:20,700 decision, 153 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:22,600 I've invited an expert. 154 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,433 From Us Weekly magazine, 155 00:04:24,433 --> 00:04:29,433 please welcome senior editor 156 00:04:24,433 --> 00:04:29,433 Ian Drew. 157 00:04:29,433 --> 00:04:32,333 [all cheering] 158 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:33,767 - Uh, Ru? 159 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:36,867 Is that a Klein Epstein & Parker 160 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:36,867 suit that you're wearing? 161 00:04:36,867 --> 00:04:39,066 - Why, yes, it is. 162 00:04:39,066 --> 00:04:40,734 What do you think? 163 00:04:40,734 --> 00:04:43,066 - Well, I think, in this case, 164 00:04:40,734 --> 00:04:43,066 Ru wore it best. 165 00:04:43,066 --> 00:04:44,066 - Aw. 166 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,066 [laughter] 167 00:04:45,066 --> 00:04:46,133 All right. 168 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:49,700 First up, wearing zebra, 169 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:49,700 Coco Montrese. 170 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:52,300 You want some Coco 171 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:52,300 in your Cocoa? 172 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:56,934 Next up, Ivy Winters. 173 00:04:56,934 --> 00:04:59,500 Girls gone wild kingdom. 174 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,567 Detox. 175 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:03,500 She's pairing it with some 176 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:03,500 DayGlo. 177 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,500 [imitates camera shutter 178 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,500 clicking] 179 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,133 [laughter] 180 00:05:07,133 --> 00:05:08,066 All right, Ian. 181 00:05:08,066 --> 00:05:11,600 - Yes. 182 00:05:08,066 --> 00:05:11,600 - Who wore it best? 183 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,567 - I'd have to say Detox. 184 00:05:13,567 --> 00:05:14,934 - Ah, Detox. 185 00:05:14,934 --> 00:05:16,700 - Yay. 186 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:20,333 - Next up, wearing giraffe, 187 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:20,333 Lineysha Sparx. 188 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:21,834 [imitates camera shutter 189 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:21,834 clicking] 190 00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:23,333 Ooh, look at that manicure. 191 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:25,667 Roxxxy Andrews. 192 00:05:25,667 --> 00:05:26,600 Jet magazine, this way. 193 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,834 - [laughs] 194 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,834 - [laughs] 195 00:05:29,834 --> 00:05:32,066 Next up, Alaska. 196 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:35,300 Dear Lord. 197 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:37,100 African Vogue, this way. 198 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:39,433 - I think it was the best makeup 199 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:39,433 she's worn all season. 200 00:05:41,934 --> 00:05:44,500 - So, Ian, who wore it best? 201 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:48,066 The name on everybody's lips has 202 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:48,066 got to be Roxxxy. 203 00:05:48,066 --> 00:05:51,567 - Roxxxy Andrews. 204 00:05:51,567 --> 00:05:54,934 First up wearing pink, 205 00:05:51,567 --> 00:05:54,934 Alyssa Edwards. 206 00:05:54,934 --> 00:05:55,934 Who are the jewels by? 207 00:05:55,934 --> 00:05:56,967 - They're rented. 208 00:05:56,967 --> 00:05:58,066 [laughter] 209 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,333 - A night at the opera. 210 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:02,166 Jade Jolie, a vision in pink. 211 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:04,066 - [laughs] 212 00:06:04,066 --> 00:06:06,800 - Thank you, Jade Jolie. 213 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,200 Jinkx Monsoon. 214 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,600 Oh, my. 215 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,567 - The missing Olsen twin. 216 00:06:11,567 --> 00:06:13,266 - Uh-huh. 217 00:06:11,567 --> 00:06:13,266 - She just woke up. 218 00:06:13,266 --> 00:06:14,633 - This way, Jinkx. 219 00:06:14,633 --> 00:06:16,834 - I don't think Jinkx did 220 00:06:14,633 --> 00:06:16,834 anything with the blanket. 221 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:19,734 She just put the blanket on 222 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:19,734 and gave it a character... 223 00:06:19,734 --> 00:06:21,934 what she does best. 224 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:26,100 - All right, Ian. 225 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:26,100 So who wore it best? 226 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,600 - It is a stiff competition, 227 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,600 I will say. 228 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,600 - Oh. 229 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,166 - But it has to be 230 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,166 Alyssa Edwards. 231 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:33,266 - All right, Alyssa Edwards. 232 00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:37,066 Well, condragulations 233 00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:37,066 to our best dressed queens. 234 00:06:37,066 --> 00:06:40,633 You've each won an Us Weekly 235 00:06:37,066 --> 00:06:40,633 swag bag. 236 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,066 Now, Ian... 237 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,066 - Yes. 238 00:06:42,066 --> 00:06:46,433 - I'm about to give you 239 00:06:42,066 --> 00:06:46,433 a Drag Race exclusive. 240 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:49,367 For this week's main challenge, 241 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,667 we're going to play... 242 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:53,633 wait for it, wait for it... 243 00:06:55,533 --> 00:06:56,533 Snatch Game. 244 00:06:56,533 --> 00:06:59,333 [all cheering] 245 00:07:01,734 --> 00:07:04,567 - This is what I came here 246 00:07:01,734 --> 00:07:04,567 to do. 247 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:08,467 - Time to break out your best 248 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:08,467 celebrity impersonations. 249 00:07:08,467 --> 00:07:13,266 Be fabulous, be a star, and, 250 00:07:08,467 --> 00:07:13,266 most importantly, be funny. 251 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,066 Gentlemen, start your engines, 252 00:07:16,066 --> 00:07:19,533 and may the best woman win. 253 00:07:21,433 --> 00:07:22,600 - So what's everybody doing? 254 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,633 What you doing? 255 00:07:25,867 --> 00:07:26,834 - You doing Katy? 256 00:07:26,834 --> 00:07:28,066 - I'm doing Ke$ha. 257 00:07:28,066 --> 00:07:29,600 - [laughs] 258 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,633 - Who are you doing, Alaska? 259 00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:32,700 - Lady Bunny. 260 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:34,233 - Oh. 261 00:07:34,233 --> 00:07:35,567 It's risky. 262 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:38,967 - And she just did Lady Bunny 263 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:38,967 in the last challenge. 264 00:07:38,967 --> 00:07:40,900 - That's very risky. 265 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,233 - Who are you doing, Roxxxy? 266 00:07:42,233 --> 00:07:43,200 - Tamar Braxton, honey. 267 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,900 - [laughs] 268 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,900 - Who? 269 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:48,333 - Tamar Braxton, 270 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:48,333 Toni Braxton's sister. 271 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:51,166 If you don't know her, 272 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:51,166 you're going to know her. 273 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,734 - Oh, is she coming to life 274 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,734 today? 275 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:54,300 - She coming to life tonight. 276 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:55,567 Tonight! 277 00:07:55,567 --> 00:07:57,767 - This is something you should 278 00:07:55,567 --> 00:07:57,767 be strong at, right? 279 00:07:57,767 --> 00:07:58,800 - I'm hoping. 280 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,266 - What are you going to do? 281 00:08:00,266 --> 00:08:02,133 - I'm going to do Little Edie 282 00:08:00,266 --> 00:08:02,133 from Grey Gardens. 283 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,266 - Who...what? 284 00:08:03,266 --> 00:08:05,734 - Little Edie from 285 00:08:03,266 --> 00:08:05,734 Grey Gardens. 286 00:08:05,734 --> 00:08:07,567 - Grey Gardens? 287 00:08:05,734 --> 00:08:07,567 Who is that? 288 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:08,700 - Who is it? 289 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:11,567 - So Jackie O. has this cousin 290 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:11,567 and this aunt 291 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:14,367 who went bankrupt 292 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:14,367 and became shut-ins, 293 00:08:14,367 --> 00:08:16,433 living in a big, 294 00:08:14,367 --> 00:08:16,433 dilapidated mansion. 295 00:08:16,433 --> 00:08:18,300 Little Edie had alopecia and 296 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:20,300 lost all her hair out of the 297 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:20,300 stress, 298 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,266 and then she became a big 299 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,266 fashion icon 300 00:08:22,266 --> 00:08:24,066 years after she died. 301 00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:25,066 - Do you think a lot of people 302 00:08:25,066 --> 00:08:27,767 are going to recognize 303 00:08:25,066 --> 00:08:27,767 that character? 304 00:08:27,767 --> 00:08:30,166 - Little Edie is a risky 305 00:08:27,767 --> 00:08:30,166 character. 306 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:32,066 Not everyone's going to know 307 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:32,066 who she is. 308 00:08:32,066 --> 00:08:34,533 But I think people should know 309 00:08:32,066 --> 00:08:34,533 who she is. 310 00:08:34,533 --> 00:08:36,600 Here's your pate, mother, 311 00:08:34,533 --> 00:08:36,600 darling. 312 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,600 At least, I think it's pate. 313 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,700 The label's faded. 314 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:42,700 [both speaking Spanish] 315 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,700 - When you're dealing with 316 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,700 people judging what you do, 317 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:51,300 you just have to let it roll off 318 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:51,300 like water off a duck's back. 319 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,934 All right. 320 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:54,934 - Coming up... 321 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,734 Who are you doing? 322 00:08:56,734 --> 00:08:58,533 - Michelle Obama. 323 00:08:58,533 --> 00:09:00,834 - Michelle Obama? 324 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:01,834 Okay. 325 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,567 - This about to get real ugly. 326 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:05,467 - Girl, look how orange you 327 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:05,467 fucking look. 328 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:07,667 - I'm not joking, bitch. 329 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:09,967 - [laughs] 330 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,967 [laughs] 331 00:09:15,066 --> 00:09:18,233 - Our main challenge today is 332 00:09:15,066 --> 00:09:18,233 to pick a celebrity character 333 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:20,100 and play them on 334 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:20,100 The Snatch Game. 335 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,266 - Freaking out. 336 00:09:21,266 --> 00:09:23,200 - Are you scared you can't make 337 00:09:21,266 --> 00:09:23,200 Ke$ha funny? 338 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,066 - I think I can make her funny. 339 00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:27,100 - Snatch Game challenges your 340 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:31,600 improv skills, your wit, 341 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:31,600 and your impersonation skills. 342 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,700 Without these three things, a 343 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,700 drag queen might as well not 344 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:38,100 call herself a drag queen. 345 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,200 - Hello, hello, hello. 346 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,600 all: Hi. 347 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,467 - Ivy Winters. 348 00:09:43,467 --> 00:09:44,867 - Hey, mama. 349 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:46,066 - Ah, who are you doing? 350 00:09:46,066 --> 00:09:47,266 - Miss Monroe. 351 00:09:47,266 --> 00:09:48,300 - Marilyn Monroe? 352 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,600 - Yes. 353 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,100 - How are you going to make 354 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,100 Marilyn Monroe funny? 355 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:53,166 - That's a good question. 356 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:54,734 [laughs] 357 00:09:54,734 --> 00:09:57,233 Um, I think it's just relating 358 00:09:54,734 --> 00:09:57,233 a lot to her movies. 359 00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:59,066 Um... 360 00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:59,066 - Yeah. 361 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:02,767 What about the funny part? 362 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:05,100 - I just have to be big 363 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:05,100 and blonde. 364 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,767 - Well, the tricky thing with 365 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,767 Marilyn, too, 366 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:09,000 is that she was 367 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:09,000 the smart dumb blonde. 368 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,166 So that sort of nuance 369 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,166 is not easy to do. 370 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,266 Get it going and make me laugh. 371 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,266 - I will. 372 00:10:16,266 --> 00:10:18,633 - All right. 373 00:10:18,633 --> 00:10:19,800 Alaska. 374 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:20,800 - Hi. 375 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:21,967 - 49th state. 376 00:10:21,967 --> 00:10:22,934 - The biggest state. 377 00:10:22,934 --> 00:10:23,934 - Oh, that's right. 378 00:10:23,934 --> 00:10:25,500 It's like its own country. 379 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,533 - I'm my own continent. 380 00:10:26,533 --> 00:10:27,500 - Oh. 381 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:28,533 - I'm incontinent, though. 382 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:31,433 - [laughs] 383 00:10:31,433 --> 00:10:32,967 So who are you doing? 384 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:34,467 - I'm doing Lady Bunny. 385 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,133 - Ex-squeeze me? 386 00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:37,567 Bunny is hilar... 387 00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:41,467 I think she's actually the 388 00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:41,467 funniest person I've ever met. 389 00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:43,033 It's a tricky one. 390 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,700 I want you to be funnier 391 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,700 than Bunny. 392 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:47,133 - Okay. 393 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:47,133 - Okay? 394 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:48,433 - All right. 395 00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:50,533 I'm scared shitless. 396 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:54,033 How the fuck am I supposed 397 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:54,033 to measure up to that? 398 00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:55,066 - Hey, Coco. 399 00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:56,266 - Hi, Ru. 400 00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:59,600 - Now, okay, I'm getting 401 00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:59,600 psychic feelings. 402 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,667 Um... 403 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:01,700 let me guess. 404 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:02,734 Margaret Thatcher? 405 00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:03,734 - No, Ru. 406 00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:04,767 Janet Jackson. 407 00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:06,233 - I love me some Janet. 408 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,967 Now, what made you decide 409 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,967 to do Janet? 410 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,066 - I do Janet six nights a week 411 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,066 in Vegas. 412 00:11:10,066 --> 00:11:11,100 - Really? 413 00:11:10,066 --> 00:11:11,100 Six nights a week? 414 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,400 - Yes. 415 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,133 I really actually studied 416 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,133 everything about her onstage 417 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,200 and offstage. 418 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,333 So, if I don't know this 419 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,333 character, 420 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,367 then I shouldn't be doing drag. 421 00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:21,433 - You got to bring the funny. 422 00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:21,433 - Okay. 423 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:24,200 - All right. 424 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:24,200 Hi, Detox. 425 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,367 - Hi, Ru. 426 00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:27,066 - I don't know who that could 427 00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:27,066 be. 428 00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:29,300 Let's see...Rachel Zoe 429 00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:29,300 after a fire? 430 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:32,066 - No, I'm going to do my friend 431 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:32,066 Ke$ha. 432 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,100 - You're friends with Ke$ha? 433 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,367 - I've worked with her a few 434 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,367 times, 435 00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:36,333 and I've done a bunch of her 436 00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:36,333 music videos. 437 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:37,834 And, yeah, she's a lot of fun. 438 00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:39,367 - Since you actually know Ke$ha, 439 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:42,333 how are you going to not sort of 440 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:42,333 hold back? 441 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,734 - I don't want to, like, 442 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,734 slander her too much. 443 00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:47,066 - Well, that could be a problem. 444 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,367 You got to be willing 445 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,367 to make a fool 446 00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:49,367 out of the person you're doing. 447 00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:50,800 When the camera lands on you, 448 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:55,066 you have 30 seconds, from the 449 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:55,066 waist up, to make it happen. 450 00:11:55,066 --> 00:11:56,400 Get back to work. 451 00:11:55,066 --> 00:11:56,400 - Thank you. 452 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,400 - All right. 453 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,400 Hi, Jinkxy. 454 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,433 - Hi. 455 00:12:00,433 --> 00:12:02,767 You caught me 456 00:12:00,433 --> 00:12:02,767 with one eyebrow on. 457 00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:05,567 - You are a quirky character. 458 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:08,433 I am just dying to find out... 459 00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:10,533 who are you playing? 460 00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:13,433 - Her name is 461 00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:13,433 Little Edie Bouvier Beale. 462 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,600 - Jackie Kennedy's cousin. 463 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,900 - Yes. 464 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,900 - I love her. 465 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,200 But are you a little worried 466 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,633 that the audience at home 467 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,633 won't know who she is? 468 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:25,066 - It's a concern I had, but I 469 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:25,066 kept tossing around, you know, 470 00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:27,066 pop icons I could do, and just... 471 00:12:27,066 --> 00:12:29,166 none of them speak 472 00:12:27,066 --> 00:12:29,166 to me the same way. 473 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,400 I landed on Little Edie because 474 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,400 I really relate to her, 475 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,900 and since I started in this 476 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,900 competition, 477 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:37,467 I feel even more connected 478 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:37,467 with her right now. 479 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,467 She's a little misunderstood. 480 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,800 - Yes, well, just make sure you 481 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,567 make Little Edie pop 482 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,567 for the unwashed masses. 483 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:44,934 - Mm-hmm. 484 00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,734 - All right, well, listen, 485 00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,734 you got a lot of work to do. 486 00:12:46,734 --> 00:12:47,934 I'm going to let you get to it. 487 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,834 All right. 488 00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,467 Lineysha Sparx. 489 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:52,633 - Hello, RuPaul. 490 00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:54,300 - Who are you doing? 491 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,567 - I'm going to do 492 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,433 Michelle Obama. 493 00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:59,133 - Michelle Obama? 494 00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:59,133 - Yes. 495 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,633 - That's an interesting choice. 496 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:03,367 What made you decide to do 497 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:03,367 Michelle Obama? 498 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:06,600 - Because I think that I can 499 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:06,600 look like her, and... 500 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,133 - It's more than just looking 501 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,133 like the person. 502 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:10,934 They have to be funny. 503 00:13:10,934 --> 00:13:13,233 Can I hear a little bit 504 00:13:10,934 --> 00:13:13,233 of your Michelle Obama? 505 00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:17,066 What did you serve Obama 506 00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:17,066 for breakfast this morning? 507 00:13:17,066 --> 00:13:19,100 - French fries. 508 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,767 - Um... 509 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,533 french fries. 510 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,133 Yeah. 511 00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:29,300 Michelle Obama, 512 00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:29,300 how are your daughters? 513 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,400 - [laughs] 514 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,400 Aw. 515 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,867 - Who are your other choices? 516 00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:35,333 - I really... 517 00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:35,333 I was thinking Celia Cruz. 518 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,567 - Is a good choice. 519 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:37,867 - But... 520 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:39,967 right now I got this choice. 521 00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:42,367 I think it's better. 522 00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:45,166 Celia Cruz...she's the queen of 523 00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:45,166 the salsa, 524 00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:47,767 but I really know that I can 525 00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:47,767 look like Michelle Obama, 526 00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:50,533 so I'm not going to change. 527 00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:53,133 - It's a tough sell... 528 00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:53,133 Michelle Obama. 529 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,467 Just be funny. 530 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,066 Be funny. 531 00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:59,767 - I'm Michelle Obama, 532 00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:59,767 and I approve this message. 533 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,233 - Ladies, gather round. 534 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,900 Now, I'll see you on the set, 535 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:08,233 with our extra special 536 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:08,233 guest judges... 537 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:13,233 MTV royalty Julie Brown 538 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:13,233 and Downtown Julie Brown. 539 00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:15,300 [all cheering] 540 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,967 Don't fuck it up. 541 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,300 all: Bye, Ru. 542 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,500 - Julie Brown! 543 00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:28,400 - Girl, which one do you think 544 00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:28,400 I should do...Katy or her? 545 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,767 Miss Kim...this is not Kim. 546 00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,367 This is too platinum. 547 00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:34,100 I'm not 100% sold on Katy Perry. 548 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,900 I'm really thinking I should 549 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:40,800 probably switch to Kim from 550 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:40,800 The Real Housewives of Atlanta. 551 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,066 Celebrity impersonation is not 552 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,066 part of my gig, 553 00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:48,467 and that makes me second-guess 554 00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:48,467 myself 555 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:52,400 and what is the right character 556 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:52,400 for me. 557 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,133 - I have my makeup 558 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,133 like Michelle Obama. 559 00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:56,266 I have my wig. 560 00:14:56,266 --> 00:15:00,700 But I have in my mind the voice 561 00:14:56,266 --> 00:15:00,700 of RuPaul. 562 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:08,266 - Do you know enough about 563 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:08,266 Michelle Obama to make it funny? 564 00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,400 - Do you know enough about 565 00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,400 Celia Cruz? 566 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,800 - Mm-mm. 567 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,867 My other option is Celia Cruz, 568 00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:17,400 but I don't have the clothes. 569 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,600 I don't have the right wigs. 570 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,900 So... 571 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:21,900 I don't know. 572 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,467 - I'm worried about Lineysha 573 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,400 because I don't think she knows 574 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,400 what she's doing at this point. 575 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,300 She needs to get it together. 576 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,500 - Coming up... 577 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,567 Welcome to The New Snatch Game. 578 00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,066 - Get your life. 579 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,567 - I don't have a single idea 580 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,567 who any of these people are. 581 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:37,567 [laughter] 582 00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:38,600 - [laughs] 583 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:43,900 [laughs] 584 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:48,066 Welcome to The New Snatch Game. 585 00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:51,166 Today it's a battle 586 00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:51,166 of the Browns. 587 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,667 She put the "wubba" in 588 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,667 "wubba, wubba, wubba." 589 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:56,667 Downtown Julie Brown! 590 00:15:56,667 --> 00:16:00,333 And she's, like, totally 591 00:15:56,667 --> 00:16:00,333 the original valley girl... 592 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,567 Julie Brown. 593 00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:04,867 May I call you 594 00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:04,867 "Uptown Julie Brown"? 595 00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:06,367 - I prefer "just say Julie." 596 00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:08,333 - [laughs] 597 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:12,300 Now let's meet 598 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:12,300 our celebrity panel. 599 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:16,066 Direct from Grey Gardens, 600 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:16,066 it's Little Edie Beale. 601 00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:17,500 - Oh, hi, RuPaul. 602 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,066 - How is Big Edie doing? 603 00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:22,200 - She's always begging for the 604 00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:22,200 pate, but the label is faded. 605 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,533 I can never tell if it's pate or 606 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,533 if it's giblets for the cats. 607 00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:26,734 [laughter] 608 00:16:26,734 --> 00:16:28,633 - Next, don't break up with her 609 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,767 because she'll write a song 610 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,767 about it. 611 00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,066 It's Taylor Swift. 612 00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:34,400 - I can't believe I'm here. 613 00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:34,400 This is so exciting. 614 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,467 [giggles] 615 00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:38,734 - Next, my old, old, old, old, 616 00:16:38,734 --> 00:16:41,066 old friend, Lady Bunny. 617 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:44,467 - You know, the last time I had 618 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:44,467 a battle of the Browns was about 619 00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:46,734 ten minutes ago 620 00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:46,734 in my dressing room. 621 00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:48,367 - [laughs] 622 00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:50,166 - Hey, Ke$ha. 623 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,567 - I just woke up here. 624 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,700 - You're at The Snatch Game, 625 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,700 honey. 626 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,934 - What's that? 627 00:16:55,934 --> 00:17:00,800 - Now it's the president of the 628 00:16:55,934 --> 00:17:00,800 rhythm nation, Janet Jackson. 629 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,066 - Hi, Ru. How are you? 630 00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:04,066 - What have you done for me 631 00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:04,066 lately? 632 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,633 - I haven't put out a hit 633 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,633 in a while. 634 00:17:06,633 --> 00:17:09,400 - Next, she's my teenage dream. 635 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,567 Hey, Katy Perry. 636 00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:13,633 Oh, is that your fragrance? 637 00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:13,633 - It is. 638 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,800 Would you like to try some? 639 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,200 - No. 640 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,266 - Okay. 641 00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:18,867 - Good-bye, Norma Jean. 642 00:17:18,867 --> 00:17:21,233 Hello, Marilyn Monroe. 643 00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:22,400 - Hello, Ru. 644 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,433 - Now, is it true that gentlemen 645 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,433 prefer blondes? 646 00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:27,533 - Oh, they do. 647 00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:27,533 You know it. 648 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:28,767 - Fabulous. 649 00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:33,433 Next up, it's the queen 650 00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:33,433 of salsa, Celia Cruz. 651 00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:36,166 Hola! 652 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,533 - I'm very fine here. 653 00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:41,200 My English is 654 00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:41,200 no very good-looking. 655 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:45,767 - Last but not least, it's 656 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:45,767 Braxton family bad girl... 657 00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:47,567 Tamar Braxton. 658 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,834 - Get your life! 659 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,467 - What's Toni really like? 660 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,467 - Girl, who cares? 661 00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:54,533 This is my first gig without 662 00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:54,533 Toni, and I am so excited. 663 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,667 Boom! 664 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,500 [laughter] 665 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,800 - Okay, here's how the game 666 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,800 works. 667 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,100 I ask the question. 668 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,934 Our celebrity panel fills 669 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,934 in the blanks. 670 00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:08,066 And you give an answer that you 671 00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:08,066 think will match. 672 00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:11,066 First question for Julie Brown. 673 00:18:11,066 --> 00:18:14,200 Lady Bunny is so over politics. 674 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:18,367 When she steps into the voting 675 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:18,367 booth, she just blanks. 676 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:21,333 - Pleasures herself 677 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:21,333 with the voting wand. 678 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,467 - Let's hear what our 679 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,467 celebrities have to say. 680 00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:24,567 - Little Edie? 681 00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:26,266 - Well, I don't know her 682 00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:26,266 personally, 683 00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:29,533 but she looks older than mother 684 00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:29,533 darling, so I said, 685 00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:33,200 when she steps into the voting 686 00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:33,200 booth, she just seizures. 687 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,200 Spelling? 688 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,200 - Seize...[laughs] 689 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,533 [laughter] 690 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,700 Not a match. 691 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:42,066 Moving on to Celia Cruz, 692 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:42,066 the queen of salsa. 693 00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:43,767 Lady Bunny is so over politics. 694 00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,800 When she steps into the voting 695 00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,800 booth, she just... 696 00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:52,066 - Flip her hair back and forth. 697 00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:54,500 - I think it's "whip your hair 698 00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:54,500 back and forth." 699 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,367 - Uh-huh. 700 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,367 - Si. 701 00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:57,567 - Uh-huh, si. 702 00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,533 - No el match-o. 703 00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,533 - No match-o? 704 00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:01,266 - No. 705 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:04,700 All right, we're going to the 706 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:04,700 original material girl, 707 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,100 Marilyn Monroe. 708 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,767 - She passes out. 709 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:11,133 I think if it was me, it'd be 710 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:11,133 the hard decision-making. 711 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,967 I get a little bit light-headed 712 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,967 sometimes. 713 00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:17,500 - Now, you're into politics, 714 00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:17,500 aren't you? 715 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,734 Presidents and... 716 00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,633 - Ivy totally didn't get the 717 00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,633 joke. 718 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:23,433 It was an awkward moment. 719 00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:25,066 - Quite the scandal, actually. 720 00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:27,867 [laughter] 721 00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:27,867 With my cousin-in-law, really? 722 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:28,967 - [laughs] Yes. 723 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:31,333 - It was in all the magazines 724 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:31,333 at the time. 725 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,400 [laughter] 726 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,500 - All right, next question is 727 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,500 for Downtown Julie Brown. 728 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,600 - Yes. 729 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,333 - Heather the hoarder is such 730 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,333 a mess. 731 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:44,967 When she opens her blank, her 732 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:44,967 personal massager falls out. 733 00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:46,934 - When she opens her box. 734 00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:49,834 - Let's see if we get a match 735 00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:49,834 from Taylor Swift. 736 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:54,266 When she opens her blank, her 737 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:54,266 personal massager falls out. 738 00:19:54,266 --> 00:19:56,633 - Falls out of her Taylor Swift 739 00:19:54,266 --> 00:19:56,633 lunchbox. 740 00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:57,767 - Oh, that's a match! 741 00:19:57,767 --> 00:19:59,266 She's got box! 742 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,767 All right, let's move on 743 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,767 to Katy Perry. 744 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:02,800 - Hi, Ru. 745 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,233 - Did you really kiss a girl? 746 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:06,633 Have you ever kissed a girl? 747 00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:09,867 - [gasps] Ru, never. 748 00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:12,467 - But...uh, yeah. 749 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:14,767 Have you ever fucked 750 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:14,767 a black guy? 751 00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:15,967 [laughter] 752 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:17,166 Okay, okay. 753 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,734 Heather the hoarder 754 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,734 is such a mess. 755 00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:22,367 When she opens her blank, her 756 00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:22,367 personal massager falls out. 757 00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:24,734 - Her clutch. 758 00:20:24,734 --> 00:20:26,533 - Sorry. 759 00:20:24,734 --> 00:20:26,533 Not a match. 760 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:28,033 - I think that immunity for 761 00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:31,433 Alyssa is gonna come in real 762 00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:31,433 handy this week. 763 00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:32,934 - Lady Bunny, same question. 764 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:36,467 When she opens her blank, her 765 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:36,467 personal massager falls out. 766 00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:39,166 - Well, Julie, 767 00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:39,166 I just wrote "anus." 768 00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:43,834 [laughter] 769 00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,467 - Same neighborhood... 770 00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,467 not a match. 771 00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:46,467 [all awwing] 772 00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:49,834 Next question is 773 00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:49,834 for Julie Brown. 774 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:53,867 Lady Gaga has finally gone 775 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:53,867 too far. 776 00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:57,166 She wore a dress made of blank. 777 00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,533 - Madonna's leftovers. 778 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,433 - Madonna's leftovers! 779 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,567 Let's go to the stars. 780 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:04,900 Ke$ha, she wore a dress made 781 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:04,900 of blank. 782 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,266 - I said "her stupid monsters," 783 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,300 'cause my animals 784 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,300 are fucking badass. 785 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,433 - Oh, right, that's what you 786 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,433 pop stars call your fans. 787 00:21:11,433 --> 00:21:12,700 - Yeah. 788 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:17,233 - Let's move on to the queen 789 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:17,233 of salsa, Celia Cruz. 790 00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:18,600 - Hey, hey. 791 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,867 - She wore a dress made 792 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,867 of blank. 793 00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:24,500 "A can of tomato salsa." 794 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:28,467 - Like a big can. 795 00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:30,633 - [imitates buzzing] 796 00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:32,934 Flat. 797 00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:33,934 - All right. 798 00:21:33,934 --> 00:21:35,800 - [scatting] 799 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,500 - Tamar, Lady Gaga's finally 800 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,500 gone too far. 801 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,533 Last week she wore a dress made 802 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,533 of blank. 803 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,867 - Boom! 804 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,867 Who cares? 805 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,667 I'm so sick and tired of hearing 806 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,667 about that bitch. 807 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:47,700 [laughter] 808 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:48,734 Tamar's world. 809 00:21:48,734 --> 00:21:50,066 - That's right. 810 00:21:50,066 --> 00:21:52,533 Moving on...this one's for 811 00:21:50,066 --> 00:21:52,533 Downtown Julie Brown. 812 00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:55,133 Paula Deen is out of control. 813 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:59,500 This morning she put a stick 814 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:59,500 of butter on her blank. 815 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,367 - On her toothbrush. 816 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,367 - On her toothbrush! 817 00:22:01,367 --> 00:22:04,300 - [laughs] 818 00:22:01,367 --> 00:22:04,300 - Miss Janet Jackson. 819 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,967 - I think she put it 820 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,967 in her panty liner. 821 00:22:05,967 --> 00:22:08,433 - Panty liner. 822 00:22:05,967 --> 00:22:08,433 - I did too. 823 00:22:08,433 --> 00:22:09,567 You want to see what happened? 824 00:22:09,567 --> 00:22:11,100 - Yes. 825 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,200 Oh, my goodness. 826 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,600 Oh, my goodness! 827 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,400 - Oh, my God, it's so thin. 828 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,066 - That's impressive. 829 00:22:18,066 --> 00:22:21,233 - Coco's voice as Janet 830 00:22:18,066 --> 00:22:21,233 was so perfect. 831 00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:23,600 But she wasn't able 832 00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:23,600 to make it funny. 833 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,734 - Ru, may I ask you why you 834 00:22:25,734 --> 00:22:27,567 couldn't have gotten me real 835 00:22:25,734 --> 00:22:27,567 celebrities for this game? 836 00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:28,967 - Well... 837 00:22:28,967 --> 00:22:32,934 - I don't have a single idea 838 00:22:28,967 --> 00:22:32,934 who any of these people are. 839 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:36,367 You could have gotten 840 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:36,367 Leslie Caron or Audrey Hepburn 841 00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:37,500 or any one of them. 842 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,667 Instead you got ketchup. 843 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:39,633 - Ketchup? 844 00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:42,834 - And that must be 845 00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:42,834 Janice Jickson? 846 00:22:42,834 --> 00:22:43,834 - Can I ask you a question, Ru? 847 00:22:43,834 --> 00:22:45,433 - Yes, you can ask me 848 00:22:43,834 --> 00:22:45,433 a question. 849 00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:46,800 - What's a Little Edie? 850 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:52,066 - Little Edie is a star of 851 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:52,066 a movie, Grey Gardens. 852 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:55,333 - Okay, well, 853 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:55,333 she's not that little. 854 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,233 Who the hell is Little Edie? 855 00:22:57,233 --> 00:22:59,900 I didn't know what that is. 856 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,700 - Okay, moving on... 857 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,333 [singsong] Tamar Braxton. 858 00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:04,367 - Get your life! 859 00:23:04,367 --> 00:23:06,600 - Now, Paula Deen 860 00:23:04,367 --> 00:23:06,600 is out of control. 861 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,100 This morning she put a stick 862 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,100 of butter... 863 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:11,400 - On her...boom...Louboutins, 864 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,567 'cause her fat-ass feet 865 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,567 don't fit in 'em. 866 00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,734 [laughter] 867 00:23:15,734 --> 00:23:16,800 - I really have to pee. 868 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,934 [record scratches] 869 00:23:17,934 --> 00:23:18,934 Can I pee? 870 00:23:18,934 --> 00:23:20,600 - Just a...in just one second. 871 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,934 We're get...we're almost done. 872 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,400 - I'm gonna go ahead and pee 873 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,400 over here by Tamar. 874 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,533 - She's gonna go pee in the 875 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,533 corner. 876 00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:27,800 - [laughing] 877 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,633 [liquid rushing] 878 00:23:29,633 --> 00:23:31,367 Ke$ha! 879 00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:32,600 - Do you have toilet paper? 880 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,800 - Yeah, I'll get somebody 881 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,800 to clean that up. 882 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,333 - Thanks, Ru. 883 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,133 - Detox bathroom break? 884 00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:40,867 [mouthing] Gross. 885 00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:44,166 - All right, I'm afraid we've 886 00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:44,166 run out of time. 887 00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:47,300 And the winner is... 888 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,734 who cares? 889 00:23:48,734 --> 00:23:50,066 [laughter and applause] 890 00:23:50,066 --> 00:23:52,266 Thanks for joining us, everyone. 891 00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:54,900 Until next time, RuPaul out. 892 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,300 Say good night, stars! 893 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,667 both: Good night, stars. 894 00:23:58,667 --> 00:23:59,633 - Coming up... 895 00:23:59,633 --> 00:24:00,767 - I don't understand why you're 896 00:24:00,767 --> 00:24:01,834 really trying to, like, 897 00:24:00,767 --> 00:24:01,834 come for me. 898 00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:04,100 - Girl, you came for me. 899 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:07,633 - It just came off as 900 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:07,633 "annoying skank." 901 00:24:07,633 --> 00:24:08,667 - [laughs] 902 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:14,066 [laughs] 903 00:24:14,066 --> 00:24:15,066 - Ro... 904 00:24:15,066 --> 00:24:16,166 - Laska... 905 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:17,300 - Tox. 906 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:19,200 - It's elimination day, and 907 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,834 with a challenge 908 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,834 like The Snatch Game, 909 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,867 it's definitely a lot more 910 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,867 intense. 911 00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:25,967 - Alyssa, are you glad you had 912 00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:25,967 immunity? 913 00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:28,734 [all oohing] 914 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:30,100 - I don't do characters. 915 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,800 I mean, this was going to be the 916 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,800 hardest challenge for me, 917 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,066 period. 918 00:24:33,066 --> 00:24:35,100 - At this point, we know Snatch 919 00:24:33,066 --> 00:24:35,100 Game is gonna happen. 920 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,100 - Right. 921 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,500 - You should already have a plan 922 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:39,767 from the moment you audition. 923 00:24:39,767 --> 00:24:41,600 - America's Next Drag Superstar 924 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,333 is not going to travel the 925 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,333 country being a comedian. 926 00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:46,967 She needs to be sickening. 927 00:24:46,967 --> 00:24:48,834 Do the math. 928 00:24:48,834 --> 00:24:50,533 Jinkx, on the runway, I think 929 00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:53,233 you should've prepared more 930 00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:53,233 than one look. 931 00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:55,533 - Honey, all your outfits 932 00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:55,533 haven't been that clean either. 933 00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:56,967 What you wore...that gold the 934 00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:56,967 other day... 935 00:24:56,967 --> 00:24:59,500 some people shouldn't come down 936 00:24:56,967 --> 00:24:59,500 to wear a two-piece, 937 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:02,200 because the view that I had in 938 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:02,200 the safe zone was not too cute. 939 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,066 - I don't understand why you're 940 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,066 trying to, like, come for me. 941 00:25:04,066 --> 00:25:05,133 I mean... 942 00:25:05,133 --> 00:25:06,400 - Girl, you came for me, right 943 00:25:05,133 --> 00:25:06,400 out there, 944 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,567 threw me under the fuckin' bus. 945 00:25:07,567 --> 00:25:09,867 - You're still mad about that, 946 00:25:07,567 --> 00:25:09,867 girl? 947 00:25:09,867 --> 00:25:11,066 I mean, are you intrigued 948 00:25:09,867 --> 00:25:11,066 or something? 949 00:25:11,066 --> 00:25:12,633 - No, honey... 950 00:25:11,066 --> 00:25:12,633 - Obsess much? 951 00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:15,767 - That's one thing I ain't. 952 00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:15,767 One thing I'm not is intrigued. 953 00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:17,467 - Jade, I can speak up 954 00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:17,467 for myself. 955 00:25:17,467 --> 00:25:20,433 Alyssa, every week I've done 956 00:25:17,467 --> 00:25:20,433 a different look. 957 00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:21,834 Like, one time I was space age. 958 00:25:21,834 --> 00:25:22,967 The next time I was 959 00:25:21,834 --> 00:25:22,967 Marie Antoinette. 960 00:25:22,967 --> 00:25:24,200 - No, no, no, no, some people 961 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,967 are coming down the runway 962 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,967 in complete bullshit. 963 00:25:26,967 --> 00:25:28,333 Had I pulled that on the runway, 964 00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:34,367 they would have ripped me 965 00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:34,367 to shreds, and y'all know it. 966 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:39,166 Jinkx...she's all comedy 967 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:39,166 and no glamour. 968 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:40,500 I don't think from day one, 969 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:44,133 she's put anything on the runway 970 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:44,133 worth looking at. 971 00:25:44,133 --> 00:25:48,066 - I have dealt with this my 972 00:25:44,133 --> 00:25:48,066 entire drag career, you know? 973 00:25:48,066 --> 00:25:49,300 It's getting frustrating to have 974 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:53,066 to defend a style of drag 975 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:53,066 that's completely valid. 976 00:25:53,066 --> 00:25:54,667 When I first got to Seattle, 977 00:25:54,667 --> 00:25:56,400 because I'm kind of quirky, 978 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,633 not a lot of queens took me 979 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,633 very seriously. 980 00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:00,834 - Girl, what if I just went out 981 00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:00,834 there 982 00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:02,500 and not even brushed its hair? 983 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,133 I'ma say, "Well, I was trying 984 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,133 to make it funny. 985 00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:06,233 Everything got to be funny, 986 00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:06,233 right?" 987 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:09,233 - [voice breaking] Every time 988 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:09,233 I step into something new, 989 00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:11,533 I have to fight this fight 990 00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:11,533 again. 991 00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:14,767 I don't want to have to keep 992 00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:14,767 explaining myself. 993 00:26:20,767 --> 00:26:21,967 - Miss Coco, you're gonna have 994 00:26:21,967 --> 00:26:23,667 to do a little bit more pink 995 00:26:21,967 --> 00:26:23,667 in the eye. 996 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,166 - You concerned about what's 997 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,166 going on over here when 998 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,800 you need to be worried about 999 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,800 what's going over there with 1000 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,967 that same makeup you've been 1001 00:26:27,967 --> 00:26:29,767 running on the runway 1002 00:26:27,967 --> 00:26:29,767 every single time. 1003 00:26:29,767 --> 00:26:31,633 - Girl, look how orange you 1004 00:26:29,767 --> 00:26:31,633 fucking look, girl. 1005 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,066 - Don't start with me. 1006 00:26:33,066 --> 00:26:35,066 - You're used to being my 1007 00:26:33,066 --> 00:26:35,066 runner-up and being behind me. 1008 00:26:35,066 --> 00:26:37,266 Don't switch the game up now, 1009 00:26:35,066 --> 00:26:37,266 mama. 1010 00:26:37,266 --> 00:26:38,533 - Okay, now, miss Alyssa... 1011 00:26:38,533 --> 00:26:39,533 [others whooping] 1012 00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:40,700 - Now you pushed it. 1013 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,200 - Miss Coco, you're taking it 1014 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,200 personal. 1015 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,233 I'm joking with you. 1016 00:26:43,233 --> 00:26:46,100 - Oh, now I'm not joking, bitch! 1017 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:47,900 You gonna call me a runner-up? 1018 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,767 - You ain't never won nothing. 1019 00:26:49,767 --> 00:26:51,467 By default, mama... 1020 00:26:51,467 --> 00:26:52,633 you take that picture 1021 00:26:51,467 --> 00:26:52,633 by default. 1022 00:26:52,633 --> 00:26:53,800 - No, I took that picture 1023 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,934 'cause you couldn't do the job, 1024 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,934 bitch. 1025 00:26:57,934 --> 00:27:00,800 - I got that moment, though. 1026 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,667 - She got the crown 1027 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,667 put on her head. 1028 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:05,333 She got to feel the emotion 1029 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:05,333 of that moment. 1030 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:06,834 She took that away from me. 1031 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,800 I'll be damned if I let her take 1032 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,800 that away from me here... 1033 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,900 not without a fight. 1034 00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:13,900 This about to get real ugly. 1035 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,433 - You know what's ugly? 1036 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,433 Poverty. 1037 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:16,934 [laughter] 1038 00:27:16,934 --> 00:27:20,367 - The Jade! 1039 00:27:16,934 --> 00:27:20,367 - The Jade of it all. 1040 00:27:37,467 --> 00:27:38,500 - And what? 1041 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,800 [light applause] 1042 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,133 Welcome to the main stage 1043 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,133 of RuPaul's Drag Race. 1044 00:27:43,133 --> 00:27:46,100 Michelle Visage, 1045 00:27:43,133 --> 00:27:46,100 are you ready to play? 1046 00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:47,333 - Always. 1047 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,967 - Santino's in the house. 1048 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:51,667 - You are looking snatchtacular 1049 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:51,667 tonight, Ru. 1050 00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:53,533 - [laughs] 1051 00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:56,667 - Downtown Julie Brown, 1052 00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:56,667 do you feel lucky? 1053 00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:57,734 - Very lucky. 1054 00:27:57,734 --> 00:28:00,500 - And the hilarious Julie Brown. 1055 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,600 Did you have fun yesterday? 1056 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,834 - I had such a great time. 1057 00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:05,200 - Tonight the queens are 1058 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,800 serving their own girlish 1059 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,800 glamour on the runway. 1060 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,166 Category is... 1061 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,266 deadliest snatch. 1062 00:28:12,266 --> 00:28:14,533 Gentlemen, start your engines, 1063 00:28:14,533 --> 00:28:16,700 and may the best woman win. 1064 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,700 [electronic beeping] 1065 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:20,300 Commence shake down. 1066 00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:23,400 First up, Ivy Winters. 1067 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,400 Goldfish. 1068 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,467 - It's little she-mo! 1069 00:28:25,467 --> 00:28:26,734 - I'm strutting down the runway, 1070 00:28:26,734 --> 00:28:29,133 and I could feel my little fin 1071 00:28:26,734 --> 00:28:29,133 flopping. 1072 00:28:29,133 --> 00:28:30,300 I felt very fishy. 1073 00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,533 - Now, that's a catch. 1074 00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:34,233 - But still very "koi." 1075 00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:36,433 [laughter] 1076 00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:37,567 Detox. 1077 00:28:37,567 --> 00:28:39,333 Ooh, she's a power pouf girl. 1078 00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:40,567 - Or a cupcake. 1079 00:28:40,567 --> 00:28:43,066 - I'm serving killer jellyfish 1080 00:28:40,567 --> 00:28:43,066 realness, 1081 00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:44,467 and I'm living for it. 1082 00:28:44,467 --> 00:28:46,633 - You know, 1083 00:28:44,467 --> 00:28:46,633 you could shoplift in that. 1084 00:28:46,633 --> 00:28:48,600 She could steal a ham. 1085 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,700 - Jade Jolie. 1086 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,734 Chain, chain, chain! 1087 00:28:52,734 --> 00:28:55,834 - I'm serving up some bondage 1088 00:28:52,734 --> 00:28:55,834 bombshell fish fierceness, 1089 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:58,533 and I am loving it. 1090 00:28:58,533 --> 00:29:00,633 - She spent a lot at Home Depot 1091 00:28:58,533 --> 00:29:00,633 for that one. 1092 00:29:00,633 --> 00:29:02,800 - Yes. 1093 00:29:00,633 --> 00:29:02,800 - [laughs] 1094 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,533 - Roxxxy Andrews. 1095 00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:07,834 It's like a blazer 1096 00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:07,834 and no trousers. 1097 00:29:07,834 --> 00:29:09,233 - Blazer! 1098 00:29:09,233 --> 00:29:10,633 - Miss Thang, I am walking down 1099 00:29:10,633 --> 00:29:13,200 this runway like I am 1100 00:29:10,633 --> 00:29:13,200 $10 million. 1101 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,066 Pose, pose, pose. 1102 00:29:15,066 --> 00:29:17,867 - Roxxxy, your pussy is on fire. 1103 00:29:17,867 --> 00:29:19,633 - [laughs] 1104 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:24,100 - Jinkx Monsoon, 1105 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:24,100 chicken of the sea. 1106 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,467 - I am serving up Seattle boho 1107 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,467 chic 1108 00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:29,633 with a flair of day out 1109 00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:29,633 at the beach. 1110 00:29:29,633 --> 00:29:30,600 [giggles] 1111 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,300 - She's like a flying fish. 1112 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,100 - Brackish, actually. 1113 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,767 - Now there are 102 ways 1114 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,767 to wear a scarf. 1115 00:29:36,767 --> 00:29:38,867 [laughter] 1116 00:29:38,867 --> 00:29:41,166 Ooh, Coco, girl. 1117 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:42,934 - All right, little Coco Minaj. 1118 00:29:42,934 --> 00:29:45,934 - I am turning it out. 1119 00:29:45,934 --> 00:29:47,367 This is my runway. 1120 00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:49,400 Thank you, Ru, for letting me 1121 00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:49,400 borrow it. 1122 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,133 - Those boots are made 1123 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,133 for stomping. 1124 00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:53,400 - Or wading through a river. 1125 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,667 [laughter] 1126 00:29:55,667 --> 00:29:57,600 - Alyssa Edwards. 1127 00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,500 The little mermaid's 1128 00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,500 all grown up. 1129 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,967 - I am the definition 1130 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,967 of fishy glamour. 1131 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:04,367 Always and forever, 1132 00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:05,834 Alyssa Edwards. 1133 00:30:05,834 --> 00:30:08,200 - Mm. 1134 00:30:05,834 --> 00:30:08,200 - What's her net worth? 1135 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,233 - [laughs] 1136 00:30:09,233 --> 00:30:11,033 She has a date with Moby Dick. 1137 00:30:11,033 --> 00:30:12,600 - Lucky. 1138 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,200 - Lineysha Sparx. 1139 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,834 - That is Sheila E. realness. 1140 00:30:15,834 --> 00:30:19,533 - If a girl answers, 1141 00:30:15,834 --> 00:30:19,533 don't hang up. 1142 00:30:19,533 --> 00:30:21,967 - I am serving bawdy, 1143 00:30:19,533 --> 00:30:21,967 bawdy, bawdy, 1144 00:30:21,967 --> 00:30:24,500 and just a little bit of bitch. 1145 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,300 - You know, she's got a leg up 1146 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,300 on the competition. 1147 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,467 - She does. 1148 00:30:28,467 --> 00:30:31,834 - The 49th state, Alaska. 1149 00:30:31,834 --> 00:30:33,533 - Something smells fishy. 1150 00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:36,767 - I'm holding a brook trout 1151 00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:36,767 my grandfather 1152 00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:38,266 caught in Lake Erie. 1153 00:30:38,266 --> 00:30:42,233 Grandpa would be so proud 1154 00:30:38,266 --> 00:30:42,233 and completely horrified. 1155 00:30:42,233 --> 00:30:44,433 - Would you like a mint? 1156 00:30:44,433 --> 00:30:47,266 - That outfit would go great 1157 00:30:44,433 --> 00:30:47,266 with some tartar sauce. 1158 00:30:47,266 --> 00:30:48,767 - Mmm. 1159 00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:49,834 - Coming up... 1160 00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:51,700 - It's rather pedestrian. 1161 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:55,600 - I do think we have a slightly 1162 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:55,600 different aesthetic. 1163 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,633 - [laughs] 1164 00:30:57,834 --> 00:31:01,300 [laughs] 1165 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,066 Welcome, ladies. 1166 00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:06,066 Based on your performances in 1167 00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:06,066 The Snatch Game 1168 00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:08,667 and your presentation 1169 00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:08,667 on the main stage, 1170 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,800 I've made some decisions. 1171 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,066 Jade Jolie... 1172 00:31:13,066 --> 00:31:16,066 Coco Montrese... 1173 00:31:16,066 --> 00:31:19,934 Alyssa Edwards... 1174 00:31:19,934 --> 00:31:24,834 Alyssa, this week you let down 1175 00:31:19,934 --> 00:31:24,834 Katy Perry. 1176 00:31:24,834 --> 00:31:29,667 I want you to tweet an apology 1177 00:31:24,834 --> 00:31:29,667 to her tonight... 1178 00:31:29,667 --> 00:31:32,233 #RuPaulogy. 1179 00:31:32,233 --> 00:31:33,567 - Yes, ma'am. 1180 00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:38,533 - But last week you won immunity 1181 00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:38,533 from elimination. 1182 00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:42,200 The three of you are safe. 1183 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:46,433 - Katy Perry's fans 1184 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:46,433 are gonna slay me. 1185 00:31:46,433 --> 00:31:48,767 It was an embarrassment 1186 00:31:46,433 --> 00:31:48,767 to my career. 1187 00:31:52,767 --> 00:31:56,100 - Ladies, survey says you 1188 00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:59,734 represent the best and the worst 1189 00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:59,734 of the week. 1190 00:32:03,533 --> 00:32:05,767 It's time for the judges' 1191 00:32:03,533 --> 00:32:05,767 critiques. 1192 00:32:05,767 --> 00:32:07,800 First up, Detox. 1193 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,734 - The problem is, Ke$ha's not 1194 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,734 really that much fun. 1195 00:32:10,734 --> 00:32:13,066 It has to be somebody 1196 00:32:10,734 --> 00:32:13,066 who's kind of fun. 1197 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:14,900 I just don't want to hang 1198 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:14,900 with Ke$ha. 1199 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:18,734 - Tonight on the runway, 1200 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:18,734 your side silhouette is huge... 1201 00:32:18,734 --> 00:32:20,633 like a ball with legs. 1202 00:32:20,633 --> 00:32:21,867 - The first thing I thought of 1203 00:32:21,867 --> 00:32:25,233 when I heard fishy fierceness 1204 00:32:21,867 --> 00:32:25,233 was a jellyfish. 1205 00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:26,667 - Really? That's the first thing 1206 00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:26,667 you thought of? 1207 00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:29,700 You're fiercer than that. 1208 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,700 - Next up, Roxxxy Andrews. 1209 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,367 - I thought you did 1210 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,367 a wonderful job 1211 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:35,367 with your portrayal of Tamar. 1212 00:32:35,367 --> 00:32:38,400 I had a lot of fun and giggles 1213 00:32:35,367 --> 00:32:38,400 with you. 1214 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,533 - Tonight your boobs 1215 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,533 look amazing. 1216 00:32:40,533 --> 00:32:43,066 I love a bedazzled muffin. 1217 00:32:43,066 --> 00:32:44,667 - The hair is interesting, but 1218 00:32:44,667 --> 00:32:47,433 I wish it was a little more 1219 00:32:44,667 --> 00:32:47,433 coiffed. 1220 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:50,400 - Next up, the 49th state, 1221 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:50,400 Alaska. 1222 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,467 - Hi. 1223 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,467 - Hi. 1224 00:32:51,467 --> 00:32:52,767 - Hi. 1225 00:32:52,767 --> 00:32:56,400 - Your Lady Bunny, for me, 1226 00:32:52,767 --> 00:32:56,400 was absolutely hilarious. 1227 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,667 You have incredible timing. 1228 00:32:58,667 --> 00:33:00,133 Absolutely fantastic. 1229 00:33:00,133 --> 00:33:01,133 - One thing that was kind of 1230 00:33:01,133 --> 00:33:02,567 missing from Bunny 1231 00:33:01,133 --> 00:33:02,567 was her voice. 1232 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:03,834 She...it sounded more... 1233 00:33:03,834 --> 00:33:05,934 [deep, raspy voice] Like Roz, 1234 00:33:03,834 --> 00:33:05,934 you know, than it did... 1235 00:33:05,934 --> 00:33:07,500 [high-pitched voice] 1236 00:33:05,934 --> 00:33:07,500 Bunny's up here. 1237 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,100 [high-pitched cackle] 1238 00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:12,667 - Next up, Ivy Winters. 1239 00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:13,967 - Your dress tonight I loved. 1240 00:33:13,967 --> 00:33:15,934 I mean, I loved the fun 1241 00:33:13,967 --> 00:33:15,934 and camp value 1242 00:33:15,934 --> 00:33:17,800 that we got with Nemo 1243 00:33:15,934 --> 00:33:17,800 eating you. 1244 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,066 - [laughs] 1245 00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:23,166 - But with Marilyn Monroe, 1246 00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:23,166 you lost an icon. 1247 00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:25,533 What is the first thing 1248 00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:25,533 you think about? 1249 00:33:25,533 --> 00:33:27,600 [breathily] 1250 00:33:25,533 --> 00:33:27,600 You think about that. 1251 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,633 [normal voice] You know... 1252 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,900 - I think doing Marilyn Monroe 1253 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,900 is next to impossible. 1254 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,467 Everybody's done it. 1255 00:33:34,467 --> 00:33:38,233 You have to find something that 1256 00:33:34,467 --> 00:33:38,233 we haven't seen done to death, 1257 00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:40,100 in a way. 1258 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:43,100 - Next up, Lineysha Sparx. 1259 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:45,667 - You look absolutely stunning 1260 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:45,667 tonight. 1261 00:33:45,667 --> 00:33:47,166 Love the hair and the choker and 1262 00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:49,600 the glam rock with the chains 1263 00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:49,600 going down. 1264 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,667 - Celia Cruz was really generic. 1265 00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:57,233 - It's very hard make comedy 1266 00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:57,233 in other language. 1267 00:33:57,233 --> 00:34:00,533 It's more comfortable for me 1268 00:33:57,233 --> 00:34:00,533 make somebody Latino. 1269 00:34:00,533 --> 00:34:01,800 - I think you have the skills, 1270 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,200 but you just didn't pull it out 1271 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,200 of that character. 1272 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,467 - All right, next up, 1273 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,467 Jinkx Monsoon. 1274 00:34:07,467 --> 00:34:10,133 Michelle Visage? 1275 00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:13,567 - Jinkxy, I am starting to give 1276 00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:13,567 up here. 1277 00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:15,433 It's rather pedestrian. 1278 00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:17,300 I'm not getting glamour. 1279 00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:19,200 - To me, this looks glamorous. 1280 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,633 I have big blonde hair... 1281 00:34:20,633 --> 00:34:22,333 - This, to me, 1282 00:34:20,633 --> 00:34:22,333 is not big blonde hair. 1283 00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:25,600 - I do think we have a slightly 1284 00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:25,600 different aesthetic. 1285 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,367 [laughter] 1286 00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:29,100 - We do? 1287 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,100 - You ruled The Snatch Game. 1288 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:31,200 - [giggles] 1289 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,533 - I thought it was absolutely 1290 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,533 brilliant, 1291 00:34:32,533 --> 00:34:33,967 and I think anybody 1292 00:34:33,967 --> 00:34:37,233 who ever does The Snatch Game 1293 00:34:33,967 --> 00:34:37,233 should watch what you did. 1294 00:34:37,233 --> 00:34:38,433 - Thank you, Jinkx. 1295 00:34:38,433 --> 00:34:41,300 Well, ladies, 1296 00:34:38,433 --> 00:34:41,300 I think we've heard enough. 1297 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:44,767 While you untuck in 1298 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:44,767 the Interior Illusions Lounge, 1299 00:34:44,767 --> 00:34:47,066 the judges 1300 00:34:44,767 --> 00:34:47,066 and I will deliberate. 1301 00:34:47,066 --> 00:34:48,066 [engine turning] 1302 00:34:48,066 --> 00:34:51,667 All right, kids, 1303 00:34:48,066 --> 00:34:51,667 just between us girls... 1304 00:34:51,667 --> 00:34:52,667 what do you think? 1305 00:34:52,667 --> 00:34:54,600 Let's start with Detox. 1306 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,667 - She looks like a blob, 1307 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,667 and I was not happy tonight. 1308 00:34:57,667 --> 00:34:58,800 - I disagree. 1309 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,433 I thought it was quite 1310 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,433 a nice jellyfish. 1311 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,066 - To me, it looked like two 1312 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,066 giant shower caps... 1313 00:35:04,066 --> 00:35:05,467 not hot in any way. 1314 00:35:05,467 --> 00:35:07,300 - Did she make you laugh... 1315 00:35:05,467 --> 00:35:07,300 Detox? 1316 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:09,667 - It just came off 1317 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:09,667 as annoying skank. 1318 00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:11,500 - Roxxxy Andrews... 1319 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:15,600 - Roxxxy nailed that modern take 1320 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:15,600 on Liza with a "Z." 1321 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,567 - As Tamar, Roxxxy rocked it. 1322 00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:20,300 - [laughs] 1323 00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:20,300 - [snaps fingers] Okay? 1324 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:23,266 - Let's go way up north 1325 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:23,266 to Alaska. 1326 00:35:23,266 --> 00:35:25,300 Santino, I thought that Alaska's 1327 00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:28,700 jokes were crude, rude, 1328 00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:28,700 offensive. 1329 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:31,066 She nailed Bunny completely. 1330 00:35:31,066 --> 00:35:32,734 - Right on the head. 1331 00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:34,300 Yes, the voice was not there, 1332 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:38,500 but she was consistent with her 1333 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:38,500 own made-up voice for Bunny. 1334 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:42,166 - I actually liked her little 1335 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:42,166 fish wiggle on the runway, and, 1336 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:46,066 uh, she's got the tiniest butt 1337 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:46,066 I've ever seen. 1338 00:35:46,066 --> 00:35:48,133 - Ivy Winters. 1339 00:35:48,133 --> 00:35:49,233 - With someone like Marilyn 1340 00:35:48,133 --> 00:35:49,233 Monroe, 1341 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:51,600 you really have to have 1342 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:51,600 the voice down. 1343 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,266 - I just don't know 1344 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,266 why you'd pick Marilyn. 1345 00:35:53,266 --> 00:35:55,567 It seems crazy to me 1346 00:35:53,266 --> 00:35:55,567 that you'd pick it 1347 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:58,166 if you can't do the voice 1348 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:58,166 or the character. 1349 00:35:58,166 --> 00:35:59,567 - Lineysha Sparx. 1350 00:35:59,567 --> 00:36:00,900 - She's a sex shooter. 1351 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,133 She's getting phone calls from 1352 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,133 Prince right now 1353 00:36:03,133 --> 00:36:04,800 to get in his new girl group. 1354 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,800 - Or get his outfit back. 1355 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,967 - [laughing] Yeah. 1356 00:36:06,967 --> 00:36:09,667 But her Snatch Game was lost 1357 00:36:06,967 --> 00:36:09,667 in translation. 1358 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,700 - It actually reminded me of my 1359 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,700 grandma at Christmas with too 1360 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:15,066 much eggnog with a karaoke mic. 1361 00:36:15,066 --> 00:36:16,200 - Jinkx Monsoon. 1362 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,767 - She was like the Meryl Streep 1363 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,767 of drag queens. 1364 00:36:18,767 --> 00:36:21,367 - 'Cause that bitch turned it 1365 00:36:18,767 --> 00:36:21,367 out. 1366 00:36:21,367 --> 00:36:22,667 - Completely committed. 1367 00:36:22,667 --> 00:36:23,667 Should be committed. 1368 00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:25,166 - [laughs] 1369 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:28,133 - I was just wondering if we'll 1370 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:28,133 ever be able to get to see that 1371 00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:32,533 ultra-glamazon thing 1372 00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:32,533 from Jinkx once. 1373 00:36:32,533 --> 00:36:34,066 Not that this is ugly. 1374 00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:35,133 She's adorable. 1375 00:36:35,133 --> 00:36:37,834 - Who Jinkx reminds me 1376 00:36:35,133 --> 00:36:37,834 of is Pandora Boxx. 1377 00:36:37,834 --> 00:36:40,200 - Yeah. 1378 00:36:37,834 --> 00:36:40,200 - I actually like that dress. 1379 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,934 It was just the way 1380 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,934 it was styled, 1381 00:36:41,934 --> 00:36:43,066 the way she paired the things, 1382 00:36:43,066 --> 00:36:44,600 and these are things you can 1383 00:36:43,066 --> 00:36:44,600 learn. 1384 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,066 - She thought that was big hair. 1385 00:36:46,066 --> 00:36:47,066 [laughter] 1386 00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:49,567 - [claps] 1387 00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:49,567 Silence. 1388 00:36:49,567 --> 00:36:51,700 I've made my decision. 1389 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,166 Bring back... 1390 00:36:53,166 --> 00:36:54,400 [sighs] 1391 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,233 [whispering] My girls. 1392 00:36:56,233 --> 00:36:57,233 [laughs] 1393 00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:02,066 [laughs] 1394 00:37:02,066 --> 00:37:04,433 Welcome back, ladies. 1395 00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:07,500 I've made some decisions. 1396 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,633 Roxxxy Andrews... 1397 00:37:09,633 --> 00:37:10,667 you're safe. 1398 00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:14,367 - Thank you. 1399 00:37:14,367 --> 00:37:16,200 - Jinkx Monsoon... 1400 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:21,100 you gave us 50 shades 1401 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:21,100 of Grey Gardens. 1402 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,900 Condragulations, you are the 1403 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,900 winner of this week's challenge. 1404 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,333 [applause] 1405 00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:30,533 You've won a custom jewel 1406 00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:30,533 package from Fierce Drag Jewels. 1407 00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:32,834 - I won Snatch Game! 1408 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:36,066 A life dream is coming true 1409 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:36,066 today. 1410 00:37:36,066 --> 00:37:37,867 - Alaska... 1411 00:37:37,867 --> 00:37:38,900 you're safe. 1412 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:40,333 - Thank you. 1413 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:44,700 - Lineysha Sparx, 1414 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,834 as the queen of salsa, 1415 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:50,333 you lacked spice. 1416 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:53,767 I'm sorry, my dear, but you are 1417 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:53,767 up for elimination. 1418 00:37:55,467 --> 00:37:58,767 - To be in the bottom two 1419 00:37:55,467 --> 00:37:58,767 is very hard for myself. 1420 00:37:58,767 --> 00:38:01,567 But I don't want to go home. 1421 00:38:01,567 --> 00:38:03,834 - Ivy Winters, 1422 00:38:03,834 --> 00:38:05,667 your Marilyn Monroe was 1423 00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:07,867 one bland bombshell. 1424 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:14,800 Detox, your Ke$ha was, 1425 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:14,800 in a word... 1426 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,333 blah, blah, blah. 1427 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,900 Detox... 1428 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,533 I'm sorry, my dear, but you 1429 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,533 are up for elimination. 1430 00:38:27,834 --> 00:38:31,166 Ivy Winters, you are safe. 1431 00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:32,200 - Thank you. 1432 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,100 - You may join the other girls. 1433 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:38,533 Two queens stand before me. 1434 00:38:38,533 --> 00:38:41,900 Ladies, this is your last chance 1435 00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:46,166 to impress me and save yourself 1436 00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:46,166 from elimination. 1437 00:38:47,567 --> 00:38:49,400 The time has come... 1438 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,433 for you to lip-synch 1439 00:38:51,433 --> 00:38:53,967 for your life. 1440 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,367 - I'm really well-known for 1441 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,367 my unique style of lip-synch. 1442 00:38:59,367 --> 00:39:01,400 I'm ready to send 1443 00:38:59,367 --> 00:39:01,400 Lineysha packing. 1444 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,100 - Good luck... 1445 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:05,333 and don't fuck it up. 1446 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,433 - * Take me home * 1447 00:39:09,433 --> 00:39:12,100 * Take me home * 1448 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:15,300 * Want to feel you close to me * 1449 00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,667 * Take me home * 1450 00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:20,967 * With you is where I wanna be * 1451 00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:24,900 * Wrapped in your arms tonight * 1452 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:28,967 * Just making love * 1453 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,367 * Music and candlelight * 1454 00:39:30,367 --> 00:39:31,400 - I feel sexy. 1455 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,600 I feel powerful. 1456 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,900 I feel strong. 1457 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:35,433 I want to win this lip-synch. 1458 00:39:35,433 --> 00:39:36,600 I don't want to give it up. 1459 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,500 - * I'm in heaven * 1460 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,533 * Seems like heaven * 1461 00:39:40,533 --> 00:39:45,800 * So much in heaven * 1462 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,467 - Whoo! 1463 00:39:48,467 --> 00:39:49,767 - * Take me home * 1464 00:39:49,767 --> 00:39:53,066 - * One night with you * 1465 00:39:53,066 --> 00:39:57,066 * Lying here next to me * 1466 00:39:57,066 --> 00:39:58,600 * It's the right... * 1467 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,934 - I think Lineysha's heart is 1468 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,934 really coming out, 1469 00:40:01,934 --> 00:40:04,066 and Detox is selling it. 1470 00:40:04,066 --> 00:40:05,533 It's gonna be a close call. 1471 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:08,266 - * So much in heaven * 1472 00:40:08,266 --> 00:40:09,300 [laughter] 1473 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:10,333 * Take me home * 1474 00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:11,467 - Whoo! 1475 00:40:11,467 --> 00:40:13,433 - * I'm in heaven * 1476 00:40:13,433 --> 00:40:19,000 * Seems like heaven * 1477 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,767 - [blabbering] 1478 00:40:20,767 --> 00:40:22,834 - * I wanna get next to you * 1479 00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:24,567 * I wanna get next to you * 1480 00:40:24,567 --> 00:40:25,567 - * Hold me, baby * 1481 00:40:25,567 --> 00:40:26,633 * Won't you hold me? * 1482 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:29,533 * Take me, take me home * 1483 00:40:29,533 --> 00:40:33,333 [cheers and applause] 1484 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,800 - Ladies... 1485 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,667 I've made my decision. 1486 00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:43,834 Detox... 1487 00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:46,667 shantay, you stay. 1488 00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:52,367 You may join the other girls. 1489 00:40:57,166 --> 00:41:01,133 Lineysha, your beauty transcends 1490 00:40:57,166 --> 00:41:01,133 language, 1491 00:41:01,133 --> 00:41:06,066 and there's no barrier 1492 00:41:01,133 --> 00:41:06,066 to how far you will soar. 1493 00:41:06,066 --> 00:41:10,066 Now sashay away. 1494 00:41:10,066 --> 00:41:11,767 [applause] 1495 00:41:11,767 --> 00:41:13,834 - [smooching] 1496 00:41:13,834 --> 00:41:16,066 - I love you, mami. 1497 00:41:16,066 --> 00:41:18,867 - This is the end for me 1498 00:41:16,066 --> 00:41:18,867 in this competition, 1499 00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:23,767 but I feel very proud to be one 1500 00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:23,767 of the family of Drag Race. 1501 00:41:23,767 --> 00:41:28,600 [speaking Spanish] 1502 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,967 - Condragulations, 1503 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,967 my crazy eight. 1504 00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:34,734 And remember, if you can't 1505 00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:34,734 love yourself, 1506 00:41:34,734 --> 00:41:36,734 how in the hell are you gonna 1507 00:41:34,734 --> 00:41:36,734 love somebody else? 1508 00:41:36,734 --> 00:41:38,600 Can I get an "amen" up in here? 1509 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,633 all: Amen. 1510 00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:41,700 - All right, let the music play. 86113