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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:03,600 - Previously on 2 00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:03,600 Rupaul's Drag Race... 3 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,867 - Coco Montrese. 4 00:00:05,867 --> 00:00:07,033 - Alyssa Edwards. 5 00:00:07,033 --> 00:00:09,166 - We haven't spoken 6 00:00:07,033 --> 00:00:09,166 in two years. 7 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:11,433 The pageant 8 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:11,433 tore our friendship apart. 9 00:00:11,433 --> 00:00:14,066 - Alyssa and I will have 10 00:00:11,433 --> 00:00:14,066 our moment later together, 11 00:00:14,066 --> 00:00:15,767 'cause we need a moment. 12 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:19,900 - You'll be lip-synching 13 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:19,900 to the spoken word, darling. 14 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:23,367 - I think Lineysha 15 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:23,367 is going to struggle the most 16 00:00:23,367 --> 00:00:25,500 because of the language barrier. 17 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,867 - This is not 18 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,867 Rupaul's Best Friend Race. 19 00:00:27,867 --> 00:00:29,400 - No [bleep], Sherlock. 20 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,467 I'm not focused, because I have 21 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,467 so much going on in my head. 22 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,533 [choked up] 23 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,533 I'm not just a drag queen. 24 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:37,734 I'm a transgendered woman. 25 00:00:37,734 --> 00:00:41,734 - One of you really 26 00:00:37,734 --> 00:00:41,734 lip-smacked the competition. 27 00:00:41,734 --> 00:00:43,800 Lineysha Sparx. 28 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,033 - [laughs] 29 00:00:45,033 --> 00:00:47,700 - Monica Beverly Hillz... 30 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:50,100 Shante, you stay. 31 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:52,100 Serena Chacha... 32 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:54,166 sashay away. 33 00:00:58,367 --> 00:01:01,066 [footsteps approach] 34 00:01:01,066 --> 00:01:02,066 - [sighs] 35 00:01:02,066 --> 00:01:04,967 - Chacha, adios, darling. 36 00:01:04,967 --> 00:01:08,266 - We're back in the workroom, 37 00:01:04,967 --> 00:01:08,266 and Serena went home. 38 00:01:08,266 --> 00:01:10,066 Came a mess. 39 00:01:08,266 --> 00:01:10,066 Left a mess. 40 00:01:10,066 --> 00:01:11,066 - Ooh! 41 00:01:11,066 --> 00:01:12,233 [laughter] 42 00:01:12,233 --> 00:01:14,867 - As you can tell, 43 00:01:12,233 --> 00:01:14,867 I am just very upset. 44 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:15,967 [laughs] 45 00:01:15,967 --> 00:01:17,934 - "Keep hearing light." 46 00:01:15,967 --> 00:01:17,934 What does that mean? 47 00:01:17,934 --> 00:01:19,667 - "Bearing light." 48 00:01:17,934 --> 00:01:19,667 - Oh. 49 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:21,066 - Oh, okay. 50 00:01:21,066 --> 00:01:23,300 'Cause the only thing I was 51 00:01:21,066 --> 00:01:23,300 hearing was "Sashay away." 52 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,367 [laughter] 53 00:01:24,367 --> 00:01:25,500 - Well, on that note. 54 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:26,567 [sighs] 55 00:01:26,567 --> 00:01:28,066 I'm happy I survived 56 00:01:26,567 --> 00:01:28,066 the lip-synch. 57 00:01:28,066 --> 00:01:30,600 And I let out a huge secret. 58 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,633 It really took a toll today, 59 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,633 and I just felt like, 60 00:01:32,633 --> 00:01:33,633 you know what? 61 00:01:33,633 --> 00:01:35,066 I can't hold 62 00:01:33,633 --> 00:01:35,066 that secret no more. 63 00:01:35,066 --> 00:01:36,266 - Yeah, seriously. 64 00:01:35,066 --> 00:01:36,266 - Be proud. 65 00:01:36,266 --> 00:01:38,834 - We all love you. 66 00:01:36,266 --> 00:01:38,834 - We love you. 67 00:01:38,834 --> 00:01:41,233 - So, speaking of secrets, 68 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:45,266 what the hell is going on 69 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:45,266 with you and Coco? 70 00:01:45,266 --> 00:01:47,066 - Look, at the end of the day, 71 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,800 this, right here, I won. 72 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,467 - Mm. 73 00:01:51,467 --> 00:01:52,800 - But who's in the picture? 74 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,300 - Miss Coco. 75 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:55,667 - I think you should ask Coco. 76 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,400 - I want to know the T 77 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,400 on what happened 78 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,400 between you and Alyssa... 79 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,600 - Oh, God. 80 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,233 - Because this has been 81 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,233 going on for so long. 82 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:04,700 - They crowned her 83 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:04,700 that night, you know? 84 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:08,300 And things happen, and... 85 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:09,934 obligations weren't fulfilled. 86 00:02:09,934 --> 00:02:11,633 And it put us in a situation 87 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:13,633 where our friendship 88 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:13,633 was on the line. 89 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:14,700 - 'Cause you took her spot. 90 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:17,467 - Legally, I had to do that. 91 00:02:17,467 --> 00:02:20,767 - Every story has two sides. 92 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:23,533 - With all the controversy 93 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:23,533 at Miss Gay America, 94 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:26,433 this is a personal vendetta 95 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:26,433 for myself. 96 00:02:26,433 --> 00:02:28,767 I think it's time for me 97 00:02:26,433 --> 00:02:28,767 to get this off my chest. 98 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:34,834 - The winner of 99 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:34,834 Rupaul's Drag Race 100 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:37,934 receives a sickening supply 101 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:37,934 of Colorevolution cosmetics, 102 00:02:37,934 --> 00:02:40,967 a luxury trip 103 00:02:37,934 --> 00:02:40,967 courtesy of alandchuck.travel, 104 00:02:40,967 --> 00:02:42,867 headline Logo's Drag Race tour, 105 00:02:42,867 --> 00:02:47,066 and a cash prize of $100,000. 106 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:49,767 And tonight, 107 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:49,767 extra special guest judges 108 00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:52,300 Paulina Porizkova and Coco. 109 00:03:00,066 --> 00:03:01,433 - Whoo! 110 00:03:00,066 --> 00:03:01,433 - Whoo. 111 00:03:01,433 --> 00:03:02,900 - Yay! 112 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:05,066 - [together] 113 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:05,066 Rolaskatox. 114 00:03:05,066 --> 00:03:06,133 - It's a new day. 115 00:03:06,133 --> 00:03:07,834 I'm walking into the workroom, 116 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,900 wondering what the hell 117 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,900 is about to happen. 118 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,500 No more groups. 119 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,500 - No. 120 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,800 - No more groups. 121 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,800 [siren blares] 122 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,867 - Ooh, girl! 123 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:16,700 You've got shemail. 124 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,500 Hey, my little ladyboys. 125 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:19,500 all: Hey. 126 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,233 - Growing up is so overrated, 127 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:24,066 and America's next 128 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:24,066 drag superstar 129 00:03:24,066 --> 00:03:26,500 needs to really embrace 130 00:03:24,066 --> 00:03:26,500 her inner child 131 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,834 if she's gonna become one fierce 132 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,834 mother-tucker. 133 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,967 This message was brought to you 134 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,967 by the letter T. 135 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,800 - Oh, my God. 136 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,800 - Yes. 137 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,633 - Oh. 138 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,633 - Hello, hello, hello. 139 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:39,867 [overlapping greetings] 140 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:41,567 Do you know what time it is? 141 00:03:41,567 --> 00:03:42,867 all: No. 142 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:46,600 - It's time for the junior 143 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:46,600 drag superstar pageant! 144 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,834 - Oh! 145 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:50,367 [all exclaiming] 146 00:03:50,367 --> 00:03:52,900 - Instantly, I'm thinking, 147 00:03:50,367 --> 00:03:52,900 "A pageant?" 148 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,600 This is my gig, and I've been 149 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,600 quite successful at it. 150 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,700 - But, ladies, you won't be 151 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,700 the contestants. 152 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:02,567 You need to turn these boy toys 153 00:04:02,567 --> 00:04:04,166 into cutie patooties. 154 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:05,200 [giggles] 155 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,400 [laughter] 156 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,600 Pick a partner. 157 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,467 - I looked to the left and said, 158 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,467 "Oh, hell no. 159 00:04:11,467 --> 00:04:14,066 I'm not working with Alyssa." 160 00:04:14,066 --> 00:04:16,266 - You've got 15 minutes. 161 00:04:16,266 --> 00:04:19,066 The team with the most sickening 162 00:04:19,066 --> 00:04:21,100 painted baby will win. 163 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:24,867 Ready, set, drag the children. 164 00:04:24,867 --> 00:04:28,066 - Whoa! 165 00:04:28,066 --> 00:04:29,100 - Oh! 166 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:33,467 - You know, we're all 167 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:33,467 considered kai kai now. 168 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:35,066 We have daughters 169 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:35,066 with another queen. 170 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:36,667 - Our girl's gonna win 171 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:36,667 grand supreme. 172 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:37,433 You just watch. 173 00:04:37,433 --> 00:04:38,700 - Little flippers. 174 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:40,100 - [laughs] 175 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,433 - Don't mess it up, 176 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,433 or you won't get no go-go juice. 177 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:45,066 I immediately 178 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:45,066 turn into pageant mom. 179 00:04:45,066 --> 00:04:46,867 Now, I never could make it 180 00:04:45,066 --> 00:04:46,867 in the pageant scene 181 00:04:46,867 --> 00:04:50,800 when I was a girl, so you're 182 00:04:46,867 --> 00:04:50,800 so lucky you get to do this. 183 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,533 - Time's up. 184 00:04:53,533 --> 00:04:57,400 Now, may I present the drag 185 00:04:53,533 --> 00:04:57,400 superstars of tomorrow. 186 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:01,900 First up, 187 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:01,900 Roxxxy Andrews and Detox. 188 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:04,100 - Hi, I'm Rachel Zoe, 189 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:04,100 and this is our daughter, 190 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,400 Vaxeline Androxxx Zoe. 191 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,433 She just wants to go to Paris 192 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,433 every weekend and see the shows, 193 00:05:10,433 --> 00:05:12,600 dressed in 194 00:05:10,433 --> 00:05:12,600 all the finest couture. 195 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,200 And because I'm Rachel Zoe, 196 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,200 we allow that. 197 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,166 - [laughs] 198 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:17,400 - She's kind of a big deal. 199 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,934 [camera shutter snaps] 200 00:05:18,934 --> 00:05:22,734 - I'd like to present 201 00:05:18,934 --> 00:05:22,734 little Tina Lou Devereaux. 202 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:24,333 She wants to make makeup 203 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:26,066 and fashionable accessories 204 00:05:26,066 --> 00:05:28,800 more accessible to young girls, 205 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,400 because it is never too young 206 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,200 to start upholding 207 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,200 the "Amurrican" ideal 208 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,567 of "femininitity". 209 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,400 [laughter] 210 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,433 - I couldn't have 211 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,433 said it better myself. 212 00:05:38,433 --> 00:05:41,233 - Watermelon is decked out 213 00:05:38,433 --> 00:05:41,233 in glitz, 214 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:43,166 glamour, and a flipper 215 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:45,800 she's able to grow into 216 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:45,800 for the years to come. 217 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,767 She's a world champion 218 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,767 watermelon seed spitter. 219 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:50,266 - [laughs] 220 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:53,834 - I present to you 221 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:53,834 our very own Savannah Lee. 222 00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:55,800 She is a former Miss Mesquite, 223 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,600 Little Miss America. 224 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,934 Her platform in life 225 00:05:59,934 --> 00:06:01,367 is world peace for all. 226 00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:03,166 - Thank you very much. 227 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:04,800 Thank you very much. 228 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,567 [applause] 229 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,266 - Now that's a modern family. 230 00:06:10,266 --> 00:06:12,266 - I'd like everyone to meet 231 00:06:12,266 --> 00:06:14,066 Lil' Pound Cake. 232 00:06:14,066 --> 00:06:15,467 Her catchphrase is, 233 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:18,633 "You're not my real dad, 234 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:18,633 and you never will be." 235 00:06:18,633 --> 00:06:19,767 - [laughing] 236 00:06:19,767 --> 00:06:22,467 - Lil' Pound Cake 237 00:06:19,767 --> 00:06:22,467 enjoys riding dirty 238 00:06:22,467 --> 00:06:25,834 and being a straight-up 239 00:06:22,467 --> 00:06:25,834 mother [bleep] [bleep] pig. 240 00:06:25,834 --> 00:06:27,934 [laughter] 241 00:06:27,934 --> 00:06:30,133 - [cackling] 242 00:06:30,133 --> 00:06:33,433 - Monica and I have our 243 00:06:30,133 --> 00:06:33,433 daughter, Patty Park Place. 244 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:35,166 She's won several pageants, 245 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:38,567 and unlike Savannah, she's 246 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:38,567 completed all of her reigns. 247 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:40,867 - Oh! 248 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,900 - Coco Montrese decides 249 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,900 to throw a little bit of shade 250 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,066 to be real cute. 251 00:06:45,066 --> 00:06:46,100 I don't get cute. 252 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:47,433 I get drop-dead gorgeous. 253 00:06:47,433 --> 00:06:49,834 [whispers] Shade. 254 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:55,333 - So, the miss junior 255 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:55,333 drag superstar is... 256 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:00,700 Lil' Pound Cake. 257 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:03,100 - Oh! 258 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:05,767 - All hail Lil' Pound Cake. 259 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:07,700 [camera shutter snaps] 260 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,266 Now, for this week's 261 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,266 main challenge, 262 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:13,066 you'll be creating lovable, 263 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:13,066 eccentric characters 264 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,967 for your own 265 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,967 kidster television shows. 266 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:18,467 [all exclaiming] 267 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:20,066 - Children's TV? 268 00:07:20,066 --> 00:07:23,266 I'm like, "What the 269 00:07:20,066 --> 00:07:23,266 mother [bleep] hell?" 270 00:07:23,266 --> 00:07:25,700 - Your target audience 271 00:07:23,266 --> 00:07:25,700 is the young 272 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,633 and the young at heart, 273 00:07:27,633 --> 00:07:30,633 so your program 274 00:07:27,633 --> 00:07:30,633 should be both entertaining 275 00:07:30,633 --> 00:07:32,066 and "edumacational." 276 00:07:32,066 --> 00:07:34,066 You'll be working in two groups. 277 00:07:34,066 --> 00:07:38,433 Lineysha and Alaska, since 278 00:07:34,066 --> 00:07:38,433 you won the mini-challenge, 279 00:07:38,433 --> 00:07:40,734 you'll be team captains. 280 00:07:40,734 --> 00:07:42,900 Lineysha, you pick first. 281 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,100 - Honey. 282 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:47,233 - Toxie. 283 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,200 - Coco Montrese. 284 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,200 - Hey, girl. 285 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,166 - Roxxx-an. 286 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,166 - Rolaskatox! 287 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,567 both: Rolaskatox! 288 00:07:52,567 --> 00:07:55,266 [laughter] 289 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,967 - Jinkx. 290 00:07:56,967 --> 00:07:58,667 - Vivienne. 291 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,066 - [nasal voice] 292 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,066 Ivy Winterrr. 293 00:08:00,066 --> 00:08:01,233 [laughs] 294 00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:03,166 [nasal voice] 295 00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:03,166 Winterrrs. 296 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:04,367 - "Montica". 297 00:08:04,367 --> 00:08:05,400 - Yay. 298 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,500 - All right, Lineysha. 299 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,533 Who do you choose next? 300 00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:10,367 - [whispers indistinctly] 301 00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:11,834 We were all in Lineysha's ear 302 00:08:11,834 --> 00:08:14,333 saying, "Don't pick Alyssa." 303 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:17,867 - Jade. 304 00:08:17,867 --> 00:08:19,066 - [whispers] Thank God. 305 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,700 - So Alyssa will go 306 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,700 to Alaska's team. 307 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,100 - Darling. 308 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:26,066 - I might have been picked last, 309 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:26,066 but honestly, 310 00:08:26,066 --> 00:08:28,333 I ended up on the team 311 00:08:26,066 --> 00:08:28,333 that I wanted to be on. 312 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,100 The queens of the competition. 313 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,166 - Gentlemen, start your engines. 314 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:37,500 And may the best woman win. 315 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:38,967 - I have a idea. 316 00:08:38,967 --> 00:08:41,133 Why you can't make, 317 00:08:38,967 --> 00:08:41,133 like, a muppet, 318 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:43,233 and take talking like, 319 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:43,233 "la la la la," and... 320 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:44,967 - Ohh. 321 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:44,967 - Ventriloquist? 322 00:08:44,967 --> 00:08:46,100 - Ventriloquist, so... 323 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,834 - Yes, you, 324 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,834 and she's the little girl. 325 00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:49,367 - Oh, 326 00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:49,367 like a ventriloquist dummy. 327 00:08:49,367 --> 00:08:52,433 - Girl, they 'bout to try 328 00:08:49,367 --> 00:08:52,433 to send me home. 329 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:54,367 In the show in Vegas, 330 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:54,367 I'm the star. 331 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,133 So when you give me a role 332 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,133 like a ventriloquist doll... 333 00:08:59,066 --> 00:09:02,700 - So what are some things 334 00:08:59,066 --> 00:09:02,700 that we can talk about? 335 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,834 Um... 336 00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:07,200 - Um... 337 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,467 - Now is the hard part. 338 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:11,600 We have to actually 339 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:11,600 come up with the material. 340 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:15,500 I'm trying to find out...figure 341 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:15,500 out how to make it funny. 342 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,800 - This is really, really hard. 343 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,400 - At some point, 344 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,400 I think Coco got frustrated 345 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,367 and kind of walked off. 346 00:09:21,367 --> 00:09:23,367 - I want to wear my hair up. 347 00:09:23,367 --> 00:09:26,467 I'll be glad when 348 00:09:23,367 --> 00:09:26,467 the group challenges are over. 349 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:28,266 - I'm kind of panicking. 350 00:09:28,266 --> 00:09:30,300 How are we gonna pull this off? 351 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,800 - Coming up... 352 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,200 It never occurred to me that 353 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,200 you'd actually be out of drag. 354 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,700 - I'm in drag, Ru. 355 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:40,400 - But you're in a male drag. 356 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,800 - I heard that you went around 357 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,800 everywhere and badmouthed me. 358 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:47,066 - [bleep] you, Alyssa. 359 00:09:47,066 --> 00:09:50,100 - [laughing] 360 00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:56,567 - So our challenge 361 00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:56,567 is to put together 362 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:59,066 a children's television show 363 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:03,000 which is full of sneaky little 364 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:03,000 dirty double-entendres. 365 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,200 Our word of the day is "box." 366 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,533 This is the challenge 367 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,533 that I've been waiting for. 368 00:10:07,533 --> 00:10:09,600 Finally we get to act 369 00:10:07,533 --> 00:10:09,600 and we get to write 370 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,633 and we get to create. 371 00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:12,066 I'm gonna be a farmer. 372 00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:14,166 And we can each be, 373 00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:14,166 like, a barnyard animal. 374 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:15,600 - I'll be the chicken lady. 375 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,200 - And you should be, like, 376 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,200 Venus Xtravaganza. 377 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,200 You should be her. 378 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,667 "Oh, you wanna talk about..." 379 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,066 both: "Reading, dahling." 380 00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:26,934 - You can just be Uncle Dick 381 00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:26,934 the cross-dresser. 382 00:10:26,934 --> 00:10:28,667 - Be, like, 383 00:10:26,934 --> 00:10:28,667 real butch about it. 384 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:30,300 [rough voice] 385 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:30,300 Look at how pretty I am. 386 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,867 And not fishy. 387 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:32,934 - Really? 388 00:10:32,934 --> 00:10:34,667 The cross-dressing uncle? 389 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,967 Girl, they're pulling the patch. 390 00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:38,333 Can't be bothered. 391 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,900 Do you think 392 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,900 it would be more funny, 393 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:43,000 'cause she's fishier than me, 394 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:43,000 if she was the Uncle Dick? 395 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,133 - I like you 396 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,133 as a cross-dresser. 397 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:49,633 I'm a little worried about 398 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:49,633 Alyssa because she's very much 399 00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:51,266 into, "Oh, 400 00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:51,266 Alyssa has to look this way, 401 00:10:51,266 --> 00:10:52,867 and Alyssa 402 00:10:51,266 --> 00:10:52,867 has to look that way." 403 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:56,166 And I hope that doesn't 404 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:56,166 hold us back. 405 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,100 - Hello, hello, hello. 406 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,667 [all shouting greetings] 407 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:02,433 Did I catch you boys 408 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:02,433 playing dress-up? 409 00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:03,467 - Uh-huh. 410 00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:05,433 - Well, hello, team Alaska. 411 00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:06,633 all: Hi, Ru. 412 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,567 - How's it going over here? 413 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,567 - It's going. 414 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,500 - Who's gonna be your host? 415 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,500 - Hi. 416 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,066 - Now, what character 417 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,066 are you doing? 418 00:11:12,066 --> 00:11:13,734 - Buffalo Bill. 419 00:11:12,066 --> 00:11:13,734 - Oh, okay. 420 00:11:13,734 --> 00:11:16,066 - And, um, it's a barnyard, 421 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:19,934 and our show is called something 422 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:19,934 like Barnyard Boogers. 423 00:11:19,934 --> 00:11:21,133 - [laughs] 424 00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:22,633 So who's doing 425 00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:22,633 the word of the day? 426 00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:24,400 - That's me. 427 00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:24,400 - What is the word of the day? 428 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,433 - Box. 429 00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:27,266 - Box? 430 00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:27,266 - B-o-x. 431 00:11:27,266 --> 00:11:28,567 - Of course. 432 00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:31,133 And it's just now coming to me 433 00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:31,133 how you can make... 434 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:32,667 - A lot of things 435 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:32,667 come in my box. 436 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:35,300 - [laughs] Yes, a lot of things 437 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:35,300 could come in your box, exactly. 438 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,867 [laughter] 439 00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,133 Now, what are you kids doing? 440 00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:40,633 - She's teaching the social 441 00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:40,633 lesson of the day. 442 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,934 - Don't be throwing no shade. 443 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,834 - And how do you get kids 444 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,834 to not throw shade? 445 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,233 Well, you know, 446 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,233 the thing about these shows, 447 00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:52,200 especially, like, 448 00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:52,200 Pee-wee's Playhouse, 449 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,133 is that a lot 450 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,133 of what you're doing here 451 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:55,867 has a subversive twist to it. 452 00:11:55,867 --> 00:11:59,100 Do you have a message 453 00:11:55,867 --> 00:11:59,100 that you're trying to convey 454 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,200 to the children? 455 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,266 - Down with communism. 456 00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:03,567 [laughter] 457 00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:04,567 - Okay. 458 00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,367 You guys have 459 00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,367 a lot of work to do, 460 00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:08,133 and I'm gonna let you 461 00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:08,133 get back to it, okay? 462 00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,367 - Thank you, Ru. 463 00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:11,500 - All right, I'll see you later. 464 00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:11,500 - Thank you, Ru. 465 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,200 - Hey, team Lineysha. 466 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,700 all: Hi. 467 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,667 - So tell me about your 468 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,667 kidster show. 469 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,800 Who's gonna do your "how to" 470 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,800 segment? 471 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,800 - Lineysha and myself. 472 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,800 - Oh, really? 473 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,900 - We are making banana splits. 474 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,300 - In two languages. 475 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:29,433 - What are you gonna do to 476 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:29,433 really send it over the top? 477 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,800 - It's gonna be funny. 478 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,800 [laughs] 479 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,867 - All right. 480 00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:37,066 Are you the host? 481 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:39,066 - Yes, Lineysha asked me 482 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:39,066 to be the host. 483 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,767 - And which... 484 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,767 what part of the challenge 485 00:12:40,767 --> 00:12:41,834 have you been assigned? 486 00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,400 - Actually, Coco and I 487 00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,400 are both doing 488 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,233 the social lesson 489 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,233 for the day. 490 00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:46,266 - Which is what? 491 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,166 - It's "Always tell the T." 492 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,867 - Of course. 493 00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:50,967 - T.T. and Tiny. 494 00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:53,266 T.T.'s always teaching Tiny 495 00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:53,266 to tell the T. 496 00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:54,533 - Right. 497 00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:57,867 Are you gonna be able 498 00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:57,867 to bring the funny, though? 499 00:12:57,867 --> 00:13:00,066 - I think we're gonna 500 00:12:57,867 --> 00:13:00,066 focus more on quality 501 00:13:00,066 --> 00:13:01,467 and not quantity. 502 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:02,867 - All right. 503 00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:06,133 Well, you kids have a lot 504 00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:06,133 to work with. 505 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,400 You've got a lot to do. 506 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,066 So I'm gonna let you 507 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,066 get back to it, okay? 508 00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,066 - All right. Thanks, Ru. 509 00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,066 - All right, turn it out. 510 00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,500 - Thank you, Ru. 511 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,200 - We'll just have to show Ru 512 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,200 that we all can be funny. 513 00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,333 - Look, do you like that look? 514 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,533 - You look like Willam. 515 00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:24,500 - [laughs] 516 00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:33,066 - Hello, ladies. 517 00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:34,467 - Hi, Rupaul. 518 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:37,467 We're right about to shoot 519 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:37,467 our TV show for kids, 520 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,834 and I'm feeling very excited, 521 00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,633 because I really feel like 522 00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,633 we're gonna nail it. 523 00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:43,100 - It's funny, 'cause when 524 00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:43,100 we talked in the workroom, 525 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,066 and you said Buffalo Bill, 526 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,066 it never occurred to me 527 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:47,700 that you'd actually 528 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:47,700 be out of drag. 529 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,233 - I'm in drag, Ru. 530 00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:52,300 - But you're in a male drag. 531 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,767 That's an interesting choice. 532 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,233 - Here we go. 533 00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:58,367 We're going to get read 534 00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:58,367 before we even start? 535 00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,400 Two thumbs down. 536 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,367 - All right, Michelle and I 537 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,367 are here to direct you. 538 00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:05,800 So show us what you got. 539 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,767 Action. 540 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:07,934 - Look, everybody. 541 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,400 It's clucky the cock! 542 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,500 - [clucking] 543 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,734 It's our secret word of the day. 544 00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:14,567 You want to hear what it is? 545 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:15,800 It's "box"! 546 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:16,967 - Whoa! 547 00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:17,967 - [laughs] 548 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,367 - Cut. 549 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,567 Clucky, you're delivering 550 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,567 your lines to Buffalo Bill. 551 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,233 You've got to play 552 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,233 more to the camera. 553 00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,233 Action. 554 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:26,800 - So many things 555 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:26,800 fit inside my box. 556 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,133 - [laughing] 557 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,100 - This is a petite box. 558 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,433 I don't think it's Michelle's. 559 00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:32,834 - [guffaws] 560 00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,633 - [squawking] 561 00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,633 Boxes! 562 00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:36,734 - [lisping] 563 00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:36,734 I am so excited to be here! 564 00:14:36,734 --> 00:14:40,233 I'm ready to toss 565 00:14:36,734 --> 00:14:40,233 your salad, Anita. 566 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:42,333 First thing you want to do 567 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:42,333 is clean your lettuce. 568 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:45,233 - I like a cheesy salad. 569 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:46,934 - Cut. Vivienne... 570 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:46,934 - Yeah? 571 00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:49,433 - If you can bring your energy 572 00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:49,433 up to meet Roxxxy's... 573 00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,800 - Okay. 574 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,867 - It feels like you're in 575 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,867 two different sketches. 576 00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,333 - You get lost. 577 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:56,967 - [flat] Say, let's go get our 578 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:56,967 other friends to toss our salad. 579 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,400 - Moving on. 580 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,066 - It's real sunny up here, 581 00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:07,467 but I do like 582 00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:07,467 a little bit of shade. 583 00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:10,166 - Can't you see 584 00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:10,166 I'm trying to get some sun? 585 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,200 Sunlight on the skin... 586 00:15:15,934 --> 00:15:17,166 Boom. I blank. 587 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,667 - Cut. 588 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,867 - Can't you see I'm trying 589 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,867 to get some sun on this skin? 590 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:22,133 Sunlight is, uh... 591 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,367 - Cut. 592 00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:26,066 - Can't you see I'm trying 593 00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:26,066 to get some sun? 594 00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:27,633 Sunlight on the skin... 595 00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:29,600 [bleep]. 596 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,867 I'm, like, totally [bleep] 597 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,867 my [bleep] bathing suit. 598 00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:34,367 And that's not cute. 599 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,333 - Monica, do you want to look 600 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,333 at the lines again? 601 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,166 - Yeah, they're right here. 602 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,266 - Oh, they are. 603 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,266 - And you're not reading it? 604 00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:44,233 - All right, ladies. 605 00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,066 Fantastic. 606 00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:47,800 - When you're team captain, 607 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,633 if the whole thing 608 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,633 goes like a train wreck, 609 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:53,800 then it's you 610 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:53,800 who has to pay for it. 611 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,066 Ugh. 612 00:15:56,066 --> 00:15:57,700 - Coming up... 613 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,967 - A nice, plump banana. 614 00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:03,633 - En Espanol, guineo. 615 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:07,734 - Lineysha just literally 616 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:07,734 translated it. 617 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,734 - And this is my little friend. 618 00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:15,300 Coco doesn't know 619 00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:15,300 what her lines are. 620 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,867 - Is that it? 621 00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:20,900 [laughing] 622 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:27,433 - We're walking on set to shoot 623 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:27,433 our children's television show. 624 00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:28,834 - And they are all in drag. 625 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:31,066 - Funny how that works 626 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:31,066 on Rupaul's Drag Race. 627 00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:32,166 - Uh-huh. 628 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,967 - Comedy's kind of my thing, 629 00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:36,133 so I'm really excited 630 00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:36,133 to really shine. 631 00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,367 - All right, 632 00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,367 let's see your big opening. 633 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:42,233 - Are you guys excited 634 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:42,233 for today's episode? 635 00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:44,200 The word of the day is... 636 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,400 "blow." 637 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,367 - Jinkx revealed my word, blow. 638 00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:49,734 It kind of threw me off. 639 00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:52,133 I had a speech ready, 640 00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:52,133 and everything rhymed, 641 00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,867 so I just had to scramble 642 00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,867 and just kind of 643 00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,266 come up with something quick. 644 00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:58,166 If you think of blow, 645 00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:58,166 I think of bubbles. 646 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,500 - Oh, look at all those bubbles 647 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,500 you're blowing! 648 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,066 - Blow. 649 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,066 [giggles] 650 00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:11,367 - Cut. 651 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:15,066 Jade, it took you a little bit 652 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:15,066 longer to land the lines. 653 00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:17,533 Get to the point 654 00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:17,533 a little faster. 655 00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:19,433 - Little aggravated. 656 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:20,800 - Action. 657 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,166 - Now, my favorite treat 658 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,166 is the banana split. 659 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:27,500 And the ingredients are a nice, 660 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,667 plump banana. 661 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:33,233 - En Espanol, guineo. 662 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:38,266 - Lineysha is not really 663 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:38,266 bringing the Latin flavor 664 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,066 that I thought 665 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,066 she was going to bring. 666 00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:41,300 - Go ahead and cut that in half. 667 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:45,166 - En Espanol, 668 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:45,166 cortalo por la mitad. 669 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:48,066 - She just literally 670 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:48,066 translated it. 671 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,100 - Cherries. 672 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,800 - All right, moving on. 673 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,066 - Hello, everyone. 674 00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:59,900 I'm T.T., and this 675 00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:59,900 is my little friend... 676 00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:04,333 we haven't even practiced. 677 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,533 Coco doesn't know 678 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,533 what her lines are. 679 00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:09,600 - Jessica. 680 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,734 - All right, cut. 681 00:18:10,734 --> 00:18:12,834 - Your timing is too slow. 682 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,867 You need to pick it up. 683 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,867 Coco, you need to be on it. 684 00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:17,133 - Ready, and action. 685 00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,266 - What's the T? 686 00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:21,734 Why do they really 687 00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:21,734 call you Tiny? 688 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:25,233 - 'Cause I'm small. 689 00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:27,300 Yeah. 690 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,800 I'm a ventriloquist doll. 691 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,834 I don't know if I'm supposed 692 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,834 to look at the camera, 693 00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:31,867 look away from the camera. 694 00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:35,367 - Coco, think more Pinocchio 695 00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:39,100 and less the puppet from Saw. 696 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,533 - Do you have something 697 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,533 that you'd like to say? 698 00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:46,066 - Is that it? 699 00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:47,300 - That's it. 700 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,500 - All right. 701 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,600 Do you have any notes? 702 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,166 - Nope. 703 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,166 - Okay, that's a wrap. 704 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,367 all: Rolaskatox. 705 00:18:57,367 --> 00:19:01,166 - It's elimination day, and 706 00:18:57,367 --> 00:19:01,166 today's theme for the runway 707 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,667 is "think pink". 708 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,700 Jinkx. 709 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,700 - Mm-hmm? 710 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,900 - Are you gonna 711 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,900 add that hair into that hair? 712 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:07,900 - Yeah. 713 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,500 My grandma got me this wig 714 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,266 when I was, like, 17. 715 00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:13,100 - So your grandma 716 00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:13,100 was buying you wigs, girl? 717 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,467 - My mom wasn't really into it. 718 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,467 - Uh-huh. 719 00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:17,867 - But my grandma and I 720 00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:17,867 would be getting me in drag, 721 00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,834 and then I'd go out to the club. 722 00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:23,066 She'd let me be 723 00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:23,066 who I wanted to be, you know? 724 00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:25,934 My grandma made it possible 725 00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:25,934 for me to do drag 726 00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:27,233 at a very early age. 727 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,333 And that's when I really started 728 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:32,266 coming alive. 729 00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:34,700 She helped set up my life 730 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,066 to put me where I am today. 731 00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:39,667 So it has a lot of sentimental 732 00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:39,667 value to me. 733 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:50,200 - I feel so mentally drained 734 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:50,200 right now. 735 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,500 I'm trying to finish my costume, 736 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,200 and this whole Alyssa thing, 737 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,400 it's still bothering me. 738 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,800 We competed at Miss Gay America 739 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,800 together. 740 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,333 - Huh? 741 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,333 - They crowned her. 742 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:01,266 I ended up having 743 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:01,266 to take over the title. 744 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:02,867 We haven't talked in two years. 745 00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:05,467 - Coco, if you want to come talk 746 00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:05,467 to me, you can talk to me, 747 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:07,767 but you don't have to read me 748 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:07,767 over there, though. 749 00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:08,900 - I'm not reading you. 750 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,633 I'm not saying 751 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,633 anything about you. 752 00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:14,300 I've got to get this 753 00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:14,300 off my back. 754 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,667 This needs to be done. 755 00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:19,667 Can I talk to you, like, 756 00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:19,667 five minutes, just me and you? 757 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:22,700 - Oh, [bleep], this is gonna get 758 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:22,700 [bleep] interesting. 759 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:23,834 Let me get some popcorn. 760 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:26,867 - It was pure hell. 761 00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:28,133 - Okay. 762 00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:30,033 - How would you feel 763 00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:30,033 if you're standing onstage 764 00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,900 with a crown on your head, 765 00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,900 singing your song, 766 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,066 and someone yells out, 767 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,867 "You ain't the real 768 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,867 Miss America anyway!" 769 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,734 I just smile and wave. 770 00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:40,467 In the inside, I am torn. 771 00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:43,734 I almost lost my relationship 772 00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:43,734 because of that whole thing. 773 00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:45,667 That whole thing 774 00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:45,667 turned my world upside-down. 775 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,333 - Well, I lost 776 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,333 my whole reputation 777 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,667 I'd worked ten years for. 778 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,667 [chuckles] 779 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,600 He didn't win Miss Gay America. 780 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,600 I did. 781 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,066 So he wasn't the one embarrassed 782 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,066 in front of the whole community. 783 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:57,433 I was. I'm the very first 784 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:57,433 to get dethroned. 785 00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:58,700 Nobody gets dethroned. 786 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,467 I'm not a drug addict. 787 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,467 I'm not an alcoholic. 788 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,734 I'm a teacher. 789 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,734 I'm a mentor. I'm a leader. 790 00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:05,367 But, Coco, I heard 791 00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:05,367 that you went around everywhere 792 00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:07,700 and badmouthed me, saying 793 00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:07,700 I couldn't fulfill my reign. 794 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,800 You got on your face...hold on. 795 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,800 Let me finish. 796 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,967 But, see, you're doing all that, 797 00:21:10,967 --> 00:21:12,433 and you're not even 798 00:21:10,967 --> 00:21:12,433 being fair to me. 799 00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:14,300 - I am being fair to you. 800 00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:14,300 I'm listening to you. 801 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,633 - Girl, you are saying, "I'm on 802 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,633 the beach drinking a margarita. 803 00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:18,333 I'm the one with the crown. 804 00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:18,333 I'm the one." 805 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:19,433 - I don't...I... 806 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:20,867 - Why did you write 807 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:20,867 on your Facebook, 808 00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:22,867 "Alyssa shouldn't have won 809 00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:22,867 in the first place"? 810 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:26,133 Do you feel like 811 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:26,133 that was a hit below the belt? 812 00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:29,700 - [crying] I laid in bed next 813 00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:29,700 to my husband, and, like, God... 814 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,333 he's like, 815 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,333 "What is wrong with you?" 816 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:35,767 And I can't...I couldn't take it. 817 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:35,767 And... 818 00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:37,834 - And then the tears come out. 819 00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:40,433 Coco is doing what he does best. 820 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,967 He's making it seem like 821 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,967 he's the victim. 822 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,400 He's always the victim. 823 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,867 And the Academy Award goes to... 824 00:21:46,867 --> 00:21:49,066 - [bleep] you, Alyssa. 825 00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:55,667 - I gave him the benefit of 826 00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:55,667 the doubt and got nothing back. 827 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:58,500 - This whole thing 828 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:58,500 was not resolved. 829 00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,767 I'm done with that situation. 830 00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,867 I got to get ready 831 00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,867 for the runway. 832 00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:08,800 - [laughing] 833 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,300 Welcome to the main stage of 834 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,066 Rupaul's Drag Race. 835 00:22:26,066 --> 00:22:29,133 Michelle Visage, 836 00:22:26,066 --> 00:22:29,133 won't you be my neighbor? 837 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:31,300 - Always, my little lemon drop. 838 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,300 - [laughs] 839 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,934 Santino Rice. 840 00:22:33,934 --> 00:22:35,967 - I am ready to school 841 00:22:33,934 --> 00:22:35,967 these children. 842 00:22:35,967 --> 00:22:39,100 - I look at her here, 843 00:22:35,967 --> 00:22:39,100 and I see seductive. 844 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:43,066 I look at her hair, 845 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:43,066 and I see wicked beauty. 846 00:22:43,066 --> 00:22:45,166 Paulina Porizkova. 847 00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:46,700 - I am so glad to be here. 848 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,266 I've been trying to get on your 849 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,266 damn show for five years now. 850 00:22:49,266 --> 00:22:51,767 [laughter] 851 00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,333 - Mrs. T's in the house. 852 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:55,633 Coco. 853 00:22:55,633 --> 00:22:57,567 Rupaul loves Coco too. 854 00:22:57,567 --> 00:22:58,567 - I love Rupaul. 855 00:22:58,567 --> 00:22:59,734 - [laughs] 856 00:22:59,734 --> 00:23:02,233 This week, 857 00:22:59,734 --> 00:23:02,233 our queens were challenged 858 00:23:02,233 --> 00:23:04,266 to create breakout characters 859 00:23:04,266 --> 00:23:06,767 in their own 860 00:23:04,266 --> 00:23:06,767 kidster television shows. 861 00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:10,166 And tonight, they're dressed 862 00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:10,166 to tickle you pink. 863 00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:11,300 - Whoo. 864 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,066 - Gentlemen, start your engines. 865 00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:15,333 And may the best woman win. 866 00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:16,667 Coming up... 867 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:20,734 - You committed the number one 868 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:20,734 crime in showbiz... 869 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:24,266 you bored me. 870 00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:27,300 - [laughing] 871 00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:35,900 First up, the 49th state, 872 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,467 Alaska. 873 00:23:37,467 --> 00:23:38,800 So pink mafia. 874 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,333 - I look like a ghost 875 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,333 from the Civil War. 876 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:45,100 A McQueen fashion show. 877 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,100 - She bleeds pink. 878 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,200 - She's a sex pistol. 879 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,200 - Monica Beverly Hillz. 880 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,066 Someone caught the bouquet. 881 00:23:52,066 --> 00:23:54,200 - I'm feeling extra fishy. 882 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,266 My nails are right. 883 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:56,233 My hair's tight. 884 00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:57,266 I'm just giving it. 885 00:23:57,266 --> 00:23:59,066 - This is very 886 00:23:57,266 --> 00:23:59,066 Singapore Airlines. 887 00:23:59,066 --> 00:24:01,066 - Come fly with me. 888 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:03,500 - Alyssa Edwards. 889 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,100 - I want that outfit. 890 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:08,100 - I am channeling 891 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:08,100 my Little Miss Perfect gig. 892 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,800 It's the deal. It's the ish. 893 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,633 - Madonna reborn again. 894 00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:13,100 - Yes. 895 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:15,066 - Vivienne Pinay. 896 00:24:15,066 --> 00:24:16,834 - Hold me closer, tiny dancer. 897 00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:18,066 [laughter] 898 00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:20,800 - I'm feeling cute, 899 00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:20,800 prissy, and girly. 900 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,066 And the judges 901 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,066 are really eating it up. 902 00:24:23,066 --> 00:24:24,266 - Ooh. 903 00:24:24,266 --> 00:24:26,066 - I think I just saw 904 00:24:24,266 --> 00:24:26,066 her pink slip. 905 00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:27,867 [laughter] 906 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,734 Next up, Detox. 907 00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:32,433 - This is 908 00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:32,433 Playboy: The Victorian Years. 909 00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:34,266 - My tits are bouncing 910 00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:34,266 everywhere. 911 00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:37,233 I mean, I have a great body, 912 00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:37,233 so why not show it off? 913 00:24:37,233 --> 00:24:38,900 - Okay, no kidding, 914 00:24:37,233 --> 00:24:38,900 I have this outfit. 915 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:40,467 - [laughs] 916 00:24:40,467 --> 00:24:42,967 - She is a hot mesh. 917 00:24:42,967 --> 00:24:44,200 Roxxxy Andrews. 918 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,300 - Bam. 919 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,533 - Pink Panther on the runway. 920 00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:48,867 - The dress is flowing. 921 00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:50,867 I look drop-dead gorgeous. 922 00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:51,934 - It's a mullet dress! 923 00:24:51,934 --> 00:24:53,767 - [laughs] 924 00:24:51,934 --> 00:24:53,767 - Uh-huh. 925 00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:55,934 - Business in the front, 926 00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:55,934 party in the back. 927 00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:57,900 - Lineysha Sparx. 928 00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:59,934 Sell the garment, honey. 929 00:24:59,934 --> 00:25:03,100 - I feel so fierce, flawless, 930 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:04,400 like a top model. 931 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,667 - Looks like Cinderella's 932 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,667 got a hot date. 933 00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:09,800 Jinkx Monsoon. 934 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,934 - Ooh, la, la. 935 00:25:10,934 --> 00:25:12,500 - Oh, Dangerous Liaisons. 936 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:15,433 - I am flouncing 937 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:15,433 down the runway 938 00:25:15,433 --> 00:25:17,467 with my snuff box, 939 00:25:17,467 --> 00:25:19,867 let them eat all this cake, 940 00:25:17,467 --> 00:25:19,867 bitches. 941 00:25:19,867 --> 00:25:21,533 - Marie Aqua Net. 942 00:25:21,533 --> 00:25:23,567 [laughter] 943 00:25:23,567 --> 00:25:26,066 - Coco Montrese. 944 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,633 - Shirley Temple Black? 945 00:25:27,633 --> 00:25:28,900 - Why it got to be black? 946 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:32,133 - I am giving you 947 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:32,133 your baby doll fish. 948 00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:33,467 I look so cute. 949 00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:35,667 - I didn't know 950 00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:35,667 she was into bears. 951 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:38,233 [laughter] 952 00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:41,367 [nasal voice] 953 00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:41,367 Ivy Winterrrs. 954 00:25:41,367 --> 00:25:43,367 - Where is Crystal Conner 955 00:25:41,367 --> 00:25:43,367 when you need her? 956 00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:44,433 - Yes. 957 00:25:44,433 --> 00:25:46,066 - I'm strutting 958 00:25:44,433 --> 00:25:46,066 like a Vegas showgirl. 959 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,700 I feel like 960 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,700 a beautiful flamingo. 961 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,800 - You can just stick her 962 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,800 in somebody's front lawn. 963 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,467 [laughter] 964 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,333 - Honey Mahogany. 965 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:56,066 - She just jumped out of bed 966 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:56,066 and grabbed the duvet cover. 967 00:25:56,066 --> 00:25:57,734 - Very Bed Bath and Beyonce. 968 00:25:57,734 --> 00:25:59,066 - [laughs] 969 00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:02,066 - I am feeling really strong, 970 00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:02,066 pummeling the runway. 971 00:26:02,066 --> 00:26:03,767 - That face is Iman... 972 00:26:02,066 --> 00:26:03,767 - Yes. 973 00:26:03,767 --> 00:26:05,834 - But that walk 974 00:26:03,767 --> 00:26:05,834 is pure pissed off. 975 00:26:05,834 --> 00:26:07,667 [laughter] 976 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:10,066 - Jade Jolie. 977 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:10,066 - Work it. 978 00:26:10,066 --> 00:26:12,567 - Very Girls Next Door 979 00:26:10,066 --> 00:26:12,567 Holly Madison. 980 00:26:12,567 --> 00:26:14,400 - I'm feeling so pretty in pink. 981 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,333 I'm serving the judges 982 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,333 pure fish, hunty. 983 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:18,633 - [laughs] 984 00:26:18,633 --> 00:26:21,500 - Barbie girl in a Barbie world. 985 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,300 - Life in plastic, 986 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,300 it's fantastic. 987 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:26,800 - Welcome, ladies. 988 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,367 Let's take a look 989 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,367 at your kidster TV shows. 990 00:26:30,367 --> 00:26:32,900 First up, Barnyard Buddies. 991 00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,333 [cow moos, cow bell clanks] 992 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:39,734 - Hi, everybody! 993 00:26:39,734 --> 00:26:41,066 I'm Buffalo Bill. 994 00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:43,633 Let's meet 995 00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:43,633 some of my amazing friends. 996 00:26:43,633 --> 00:26:45,066 - [clucks] 997 00:26:43,633 --> 00:26:45,066 - Look, everybody! 998 00:26:45,066 --> 00:26:46,333 It's clucky the cock! 999 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:47,700 - [clucking] 1000 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:47,700 Hi, kids! 1001 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:50,400 - Now, I heard 1002 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:50,400 you're sitting on a secret. 1003 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,367 - It's our 1004 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,367 secret word of the day. 1005 00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:54,200 Shh. 1006 00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:54,200 It's "box"! 1007 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,233 - Whoa! 1008 00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:56,233 [laughter] 1009 00:26:56,233 --> 00:26:57,300 - Can I borrow your horse? 1010 00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,633 - Yeah, sure, clucky. 1011 00:26:58,633 --> 00:27:00,667 - Let's try to cram it 1012 00:26:58,633 --> 00:27:00,667 in the box! 1013 00:27:00,667 --> 00:27:01,967 - Cram it in! Yeah! 1014 00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:04,233 - Your horse won't fit 1015 00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:04,233 in the box! 1016 00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:05,367 [kids giggling] 1017 00:27:05,367 --> 00:27:08,066 Your horse is just too big 1018 00:27:05,367 --> 00:27:08,066 for my pink box! 1019 00:27:08,066 --> 00:27:09,800 [kids laughing] 1020 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,734 - Look, everybody. 1021 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,734 It's Anita Bum! 1022 00:27:12,734 --> 00:27:16,066 - Today we're gonna learn 1023 00:27:12,734 --> 00:27:16,066 how to toss salad 1024 00:27:16,066 --> 00:27:19,133 with my good friend, 1025 00:27:16,066 --> 00:27:19,133 Tasha Salad. 1026 00:27:19,133 --> 00:27:21,967 - [lisping] I'm so excited 1027 00:27:19,133 --> 00:27:21,967 to be here today. 1028 00:27:21,967 --> 00:27:23,333 Well, let's get started. 1029 00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:25,500 First thing you want to do 1030 00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:25,500 is clean your lettuce. 1031 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:28,400 - Now, is it harmful 1032 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:28,400 to toss a dirty salad? 1033 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,266 - Some people are into that. 1034 00:27:30,266 --> 00:27:32,367 - Instead of using 1035 00:27:30,266 --> 00:27:32,367 the uncut carrots, 1036 00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:33,934 can we use the cut carrots? 1037 00:27:33,934 --> 00:27:37,400 - Yes. What you want to do is 1038 00:27:33,934 --> 00:27:37,400 peel the skin back. 1039 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,400 Cut carrots always seem 1040 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,400 to be cleaner. Okay? 1041 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,934 We're tossing salads one person 1042 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,934 at a time across America. 1043 00:27:43,934 --> 00:27:44,934 [kids cheer] 1044 00:27:44,934 --> 00:27:46,400 - What's up, Fanny? 1045 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,100 - Today I'm going to be... 1046 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,600 teaching a social lesson. 1047 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,667 Don't be throwing no shade. 1048 00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:55,066 - Look, it's everyone's 1049 00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:55,066 favorite cross-dresser, 1050 00:27:55,066 --> 00:27:56,333 Uncle Dick! 1051 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:59,467 - It's real sunny up here. 1052 00:27:59,467 --> 00:28:02,734 But I do like 1053 00:27:59,467 --> 00:28:02,734 a little bit of shade. 1054 00:28:02,734 --> 00:28:04,266 - Don't be throwing 1055 00:28:02,734 --> 00:28:04,266 no shade, sir. 1056 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:07,767 Can't you see 1057 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:07,767 I'm trying to get some sun? 1058 00:28:07,767 --> 00:28:09,734 Sunlight on your skin 1059 00:28:07,767 --> 00:28:09,734 creates vitamin D 1060 00:28:09,734 --> 00:28:11,467 and elevates the mood, so... 1061 00:28:11,467 --> 00:28:13,400 all: Don't be shady. 1062 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,066 Be a lady. 1063 00:28:15,066 --> 00:28:16,533 - Bye-bye, everybody! 1064 00:28:16,533 --> 00:28:17,567 - [clucks] 1065 00:28:17,567 --> 00:28:19,200 - Bye! 1066 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,066 [laughter and applause] 1067 00:28:23,066 --> 00:28:25,967 - Next up, The Magic Bush. 1068 00:28:25,967 --> 00:28:28,166 - My name is Princess Pinklips. 1069 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:31,200 Are you guys excited 1070 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:31,200 for today's episode? 1071 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,100 Then let's all bounce. 1072 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:35,800 And now shake your hands 1073 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:35,800 like this. 1074 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,633 Ooh, isn't this fun? 1075 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,100 Oh! 1076 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:42,633 Today we have a special word of 1077 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:42,633 the day. 1078 00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:45,166 The word of the day is... 1079 00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:46,633 "blow." 1080 00:28:46,633 --> 00:28:48,133 - I always think of bubbles. 1081 00:28:48,133 --> 00:28:51,166 Now with bubbles, 1082 00:28:48,133 --> 00:28:51,166 you really work it. 1083 00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:52,700 Just give it your all. 1084 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:55,600 Kind of like an explosion 1085 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:55,600 of bubbles. 1086 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,200 - You're so good at blowing, 1087 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,200 Jolly Jade. 1088 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,133 - Well, I don't have blue lips 1089 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,133 for no reason. 1090 00:29:00,133 --> 00:29:01,867 [laughter] 1091 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:05,667 - Next we're going to welcome 1092 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:05,667 Cherry Chocolatina 1093 00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:07,700 and Lola the Exploda. 1094 00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:10,800 - Now, my favorite treat 1095 00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:10,800 is the banana split. 1096 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,967 Now, go ahead 1097 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,967 and peel the banana. 1098 00:29:12,967 --> 00:29:14,834 - Suavemente, vas a pelar 1099 00:29:14,834 --> 00:29:16,967 para atras el guineo. 1100 00:29:16,967 --> 00:29:19,066 - Oh. 1101 00:29:16,967 --> 00:29:19,066 - Ooh. 1102 00:29:19,066 --> 00:29:22,567 - Ooh, Miss Lola's 1103 00:29:19,066 --> 00:29:22,567 favorite part is the cream. 1104 00:29:22,567 --> 00:29:24,133 - [panting] 1105 00:29:24,133 --> 00:29:25,567 Help me, girl. 1106 00:29:25,567 --> 00:29:26,767 [both panting and murmuring] 1107 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:28,233 - Ooh! Oh! 1108 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:28,233 - Oh! 1109 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:30,800 - Wow. 1110 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:30,800 - It exploded! 1111 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,066 - Hello, everyone. 1112 00:29:32,066 --> 00:29:35,166 I'm T.T., 1113 00:29:32,066 --> 00:29:35,166 and this is my little friend. 1114 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,633 - Tiny. 1115 00:29:39,633 --> 00:29:40,867 - That reminds me. 1116 00:29:40,867 --> 00:29:43,200 It's time for 1117 00:29:40,867 --> 00:29:43,200 our social lesson of the day. 1118 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,233 Always tell the T. 1119 00:29:45,233 --> 00:29:48,233 - Is my T my truth? 1120 00:29:48,233 --> 00:29:49,433 - Yes, your T is your truth. 1121 00:29:49,433 --> 00:29:52,467 Do you have something 1122 00:29:49,433 --> 00:29:52,467 that you'd like to say? 1123 00:29:52,467 --> 00:29:55,867 - Uh-uh. 1124 00:29:55,867 --> 00:29:59,100 [awkward silence] 1125 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,266 [solo clapping] 1126 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:02,567 - All right. 1127 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:04,467 - I think there were 1128 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:04,467 some weak links, 1129 00:30:04,467 --> 00:30:07,834 but I think there were some weak 1130 00:30:04,467 --> 00:30:07,834 links in the other team too. 1131 00:30:07,834 --> 00:30:09,867 At least this team's 1132 00:30:07,834 --> 00:30:09,867 all in drag. 1133 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:12,500 - Coming up... 1134 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:13,767 - You're gonna get lost, 1135 00:30:13,767 --> 00:30:15,600 'cause there's some 1136 00:30:13,767 --> 00:30:15,600 hungry bitches up here. 1137 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,033 - This is Rupaul's Drag Race. 1138 00:30:17,033 --> 00:30:19,433 - Not Rupaul's Best Friend 1139 00:30:17,033 --> 00:30:19,433 Out Of Drag Race. 1140 00:30:19,433 --> 00:30:22,467 [laughing] 1141 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:28,967 Ladies, this week 1142 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:28,967 you worked as teams, 1143 00:30:28,967 --> 00:30:32,233 but tonight, you'll be judged 1144 00:30:28,967 --> 00:30:32,233 as individuals. 1145 00:30:32,233 --> 00:30:36,700 When I call your name, 1146 00:30:32,233 --> 00:30:36,700 please step forward. 1147 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,767 Honey Mahogany. 1148 00:30:38,767 --> 00:30:40,900 Ivy Winters. 1149 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:42,433 Jade Jolie. 1150 00:30:42,433 --> 00:30:45,433 Alyssa Edwards. 1151 00:30:45,433 --> 00:30:47,567 Lineysha Sparx. 1152 00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:51,667 Lineysha, you're lucky 1153 00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:51,667 you have immunity. 1154 00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:54,700 Otherwise, 1155 00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:54,700 you'd be in the bottom. 1156 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:57,333 The girls I've called forward, 1157 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:59,600 you are all safe. 1158 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,700 You may leave the stage. 1159 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:10,066 Ladies, you represent 1160 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:10,066 the very best 1161 00:31:10,066 --> 00:31:13,367 and the very worst of the week. 1162 00:31:13,367 --> 00:31:15,133 It's time for 1163 00:31:13,367 --> 00:31:15,133 the judges' critiques. 1164 00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:17,133 First up, Alaska. 1165 00:31:17,133 --> 00:31:18,066 - Hi. 1166 00:31:18,066 --> 00:31:20,133 - I love your dust bunny hair, 1167 00:31:20,133 --> 00:31:23,166 and I love your 1168 00:31:20,133 --> 00:31:23,166 pink splattered blood. 1169 00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,633 You are such an original. 1170 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:27,133 - Tonight on the runway, 1171 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:27,133 I love it. 1172 00:31:27,133 --> 00:31:30,100 I'm just concerned for you 1173 00:31:27,133 --> 00:31:30,100 with the boy-drag. 1174 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:31,567 It is a drag show. 1175 00:31:31,567 --> 00:31:33,633 You know, I'm paying my $5. 1176 00:31:33,633 --> 00:31:35,967 I want to see Alaska. 1177 00:31:35,967 --> 00:31:38,734 - Next up, 1178 00:31:35,967 --> 00:31:38,734 Monica Beverly Hillz. 1179 00:31:38,734 --> 00:31:41,066 - I don't know if 1180 00:31:38,734 --> 00:31:41,066 during the Barnyard Bunch 1181 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,767 you just got nervous, 1182 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,767 but you need to project more, 1183 00:31:43,767 --> 00:31:45,100 or you're gonna get lost, 1184 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,934 'cause there's some 1185 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,934 hungry bitches up here. 1186 00:31:46,934 --> 00:31:48,233 - It's inside of you. 1187 00:31:48,233 --> 00:31:50,100 I could see that... 1188 00:31:48,233 --> 00:31:50,100 that Beverly Hills bitch... 1189 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:51,400 when you walked out. 1190 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,533 But then you kind of went 1191 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,533 in your shell after a while. 1192 00:31:53,533 --> 00:31:54,633 - Thank you, Monica. 1193 00:31:54,633 --> 00:31:56,066 Vivienne Pinay. 1194 00:31:56,066 --> 00:31:58,500 - Tonight you look really cute. 1195 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,533 It's unfortunate that 1196 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,533 you created that character 1197 00:32:01,533 --> 00:32:03,934 and then that it 1198 00:32:01,533 --> 00:32:03,934 kind of fell so flat. 1199 00:32:03,934 --> 00:32:08,066 - You committed the number one 1200 00:32:03,934 --> 00:32:08,066 crime in showbiz... 1201 00:32:08,066 --> 00:32:10,500 you bored me. 1202 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,467 - Moving on to... 1203 00:32:12,467 --> 00:32:14,967 * Detox * 1204 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:17,400 - Your costume wasn't 1205 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:17,400 my favorite part of you. 1206 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,400 It was really just, 1207 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,400 like, your jokes 1208 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,834 and your mannerisms 1209 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,834 and your volume. 1210 00:32:21,834 --> 00:32:23,467 - You rock the stage. 1211 00:32:23,467 --> 00:32:25,233 You rock it in acting. 1212 00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:26,867 I really like the shake 1213 00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:26,867 in the boobies. 1214 00:32:26,867 --> 00:32:28,133 Yeah, thank you. 1215 00:32:28,133 --> 00:32:30,233 - I know I had a lot of 1216 00:32:28,133 --> 00:32:30,233 competition up here tonight... 1217 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:31,834 - Yes, right? 1218 00:32:31,834 --> 00:32:34,734 - Up next, Roxxxy Andrews. 1219 00:32:34,734 --> 00:32:37,600 - You float above the concrete. 1220 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,367 - Thank you. 1221 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,367 - I love it. 1222 00:32:39,367 --> 00:32:42,633 - Tasha salad was freaking 1223 00:32:42,633 --> 00:32:44,700 hilar. 1224 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,400 - Jinkx Monsoon. 1225 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,400 - Jinkx, you're the North Star 1226 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,400 in your little group, 1227 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,066 because they would've been lost 1228 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,066 without you. 1229 00:32:52,066 --> 00:32:54,233 Looking like Glenn Close 1230 00:32:52,066 --> 00:32:54,233 in Fatal Attraction 1231 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:55,700 for a kids' show? 1232 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:58,433 I mean, that in itself 1233 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:58,433 is completely demented. 1234 00:32:58,433 --> 00:33:00,166 - Coco Montrese. 1235 00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:03,433 - This was not your challenge. 1236 00:33:03,433 --> 00:33:05,667 I can't really tell you why. 1237 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:07,200 - They wanted me 1238 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:07,200 to be a marionette, 1239 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,533 and I was just supposed 1240 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,533 to answer the question. 1241 00:33:09,533 --> 00:33:11,100 And that's not me. 1242 00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:13,667 In the show in Vegas, I am the... 1243 00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:13,667 I'm the front. I'm the star. 1244 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:17,100 - If you are good 1245 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:17,100 at being in the spotlight, 1246 00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:19,133 you should know how to steal it. 1247 00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:24,433 - There's been a lot on my mind. 1248 00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:25,900 - What's on your mind? 1249 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:27,400 - [tearful] 1250 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:27,400 Alyssa's my friend. 1251 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,300 We didn't talk for two years. 1252 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,967 And... 1253 00:33:33,066 --> 00:33:36,066 Coming here and seeing her here 1254 00:33:36,066 --> 00:33:38,433 completely threw me off. 1255 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,467 And I don't feel like 1256 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,467 I'm showing you who... 1257 00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:43,367 who I really am, 1258 00:33:43,367 --> 00:33:46,066 'cause I'm better than that. 1259 00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:47,734 - I know there's distractions, 1260 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,066 but, Coco, keep your head 1261 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,066 in the game 1262 00:33:50,066 --> 00:33:52,266 and be Coco. 1263 00:33:52,266 --> 00:33:53,900 All right, ladies. 1264 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:55,467 I think we've heard enough. 1265 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:59,333 While you untuck in 1266 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:59,333 the Interior Illusions Lounge, 1267 00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:01,467 the judges and I 1268 00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:01,467 will deliberate. 1269 00:34:02,934 --> 00:34:05,400 Okay, just between us "goyls," 1270 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,400 what do you think? 1271 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,533 Starting with Roxxxy Andrews. 1272 00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:11,166 - She's absolutely a stunner. 1273 00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:12,500 The hair color. 1274 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,600 J.Lo wishes. 1275 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,600 - Yes. 1276 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,767 What did you think of her 1277 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,767 performance as Tasha Salad? 1278 00:34:17,767 --> 00:34:19,567 - There is nothing 1279 00:34:17,767 --> 00:34:19,567 more attractive 1280 00:34:19,567 --> 00:34:22,066 than seeing a beautiful woman 1281 00:34:19,567 --> 00:34:22,066 dare to be ugly. 1282 00:34:22,066 --> 00:34:23,133 - Uh-huh. 1283 00:34:23,133 --> 00:34:24,900 - I expect some good stuff 1284 00:34:23,133 --> 00:34:24,900 out of that one. 1285 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:27,066 - Next up, Alaska. 1286 00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:29,667 Now, Michelle, you and I 1287 00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:29,667 both looked at each other 1288 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:31,734 when Alaska came out 1289 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:31,734 dressed as a man... 1290 00:34:31,734 --> 00:34:34,300 - Mm-hmm. 1291 00:34:31,734 --> 00:34:34,300 - And thought, "What the F?" 1292 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,166 - It really was 1293 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,166 just Pee-wee Herman. 1294 00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:37,333 - Yeah, that's true. 1295 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,900 - And this is 1296 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,900 Rupaul's Drag Race. 1297 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:41,100 - Not Rupaul's Best Friend 1298 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:41,100 Out Of Drag Race. 1299 00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:42,200 - Okay. 1300 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,200 - Alaska, to me, 1301 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,200 he doesn't stand out. 1302 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,900 He's, like, someone I would 1303 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,900 hang out with in high school. 1304 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,467 - What high school 1305 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,467 did you go to? 1306 00:34:48,467 --> 00:34:50,467 - Well, I mean, I was 1307 00:34:48,467 --> 00:34:50,467 a homeschooler, but, um... 1308 00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:52,600 [laughter] 1309 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,100 - Monica Beverly Hillz. 1310 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:55,233 - Who was she again? 1311 00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:57,133 - She played Fanny 1312 00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:57,133 the farm hand...sunglasses. 1313 00:34:57,133 --> 00:34:59,066 - Oh, well, see, 1314 00:34:57,133 --> 00:34:59,066 that's how memorable she was. 1315 00:34:59,066 --> 00:35:00,233 - Well, there you go. 1316 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:01,333 - She was such a nervous wreck. 1317 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,467 You can never let them 1318 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,467 see you sweat. 1319 00:35:03,467 --> 00:35:05,066 - She's stopping herself. 1320 00:35:05,066 --> 00:35:07,600 - Exactly, the calls are coming 1321 00:35:05,066 --> 00:35:07,600 from inside the house. 1322 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,066 Vivienne Pinay. 1323 00:35:09,066 --> 00:35:10,734 - Anita Bum was forgettable. 1324 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,533 - Right, 1325 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,533 'cause if she was Anita Bum, 1326 00:35:12,533 --> 00:35:14,934 she could've been really hyper, 1327 00:35:12,533 --> 00:35:14,934 like, you know, um, yeah, um... 1328 00:35:14,934 --> 00:35:16,400 She could've gone for it, 1329 00:35:14,934 --> 00:35:16,400 you know? 1330 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,066 - When I see a Plain Jane, 1331 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,066 kind of like her... 1332 00:35:18,066 --> 00:35:20,633 'cause she is boring... 1333 00:35:18,066 --> 00:35:20,633 I like to do them up. 1334 00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:22,200 - Turn her out. 1335 00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:22,200 - Turn her out! 1336 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,700 That's what I love to do. 1337 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,066 - Detox. 1338 00:35:25,066 --> 00:35:27,533 - Kids would love watching 1339 00:35:25,066 --> 00:35:27,533 Clucky the cock. 1340 00:35:27,533 --> 00:35:31,734 - I see Faye Dunaway had a child 1341 00:35:27,533 --> 00:35:31,734 with Anjelica Huston, 1342 00:35:31,734 --> 00:35:33,767 and then she lost 1343 00:35:31,734 --> 00:35:33,767 all her fashion sense 1344 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,700 and started wearing clothes 1345 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,700 with holes in them. 1346 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,900 - Yes. 1347 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,900 - Sorry, Coco. 1348 00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:39,567 [laughter] 1349 00:35:39,567 --> 00:35:41,934 - Jinkxy Monsoon. 1350 00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:43,333 - She got me in the mood. 1351 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:45,567 Like, I was singing with her. 1352 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:45,567 I was raising my hands. 1353 00:35:45,567 --> 00:35:47,200 - Oh, right. 1354 00:35:45,567 --> 00:35:47,200 - I was a little girl. 1355 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,600 - She was the only reason 1356 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,600 that team stayed afloat. 1357 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,066 - Coco Montrese. 1358 00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:53,867 - She had an issue with, 1359 00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:53,867 you know, 1360 00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:55,667 not getting the right part, 1361 00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:58,233 but you have to take lemons 1362 00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:58,233 and make lemonade. 1363 00:35:58,233 --> 00:36:00,700 - Blaming your shortcomings 1364 00:35:58,233 --> 00:36:00,700 on somebody else? 1365 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:01,700 - Mm-hmm. 1366 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:02,800 - Please. 1367 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,834 - And you know, Santino, 1368 00:36:03,834 --> 00:36:05,400 playing the dummy can be 1369 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,433 a real scene-stealing role, 1370 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,433 right, Michelle? 1371 00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:10,100 [laughter] 1372 00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:11,100 I mean... 1373 00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:12,567 - [guffawing] 1374 00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:14,834 - You know I love you, and I 1375 00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:14,834 only say it 'cause it's true. 1376 00:36:14,834 --> 00:36:16,300 - Yeah. 1377 00:36:14,834 --> 00:36:16,300 - I was just telling everybody 1378 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,734 how much nicer 1379 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,734 you were than Tyra. 1380 00:36:17,734 --> 00:36:20,333 [laughter] 1381 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,166 - Silence. 1382 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:23,333 I've made my decision. 1383 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:26,300 Bring back... 1384 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:27,967 [whispers] My girls. 1385 00:36:27,967 --> 00:36:31,066 [laughing] 1386 00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:35,500 Welcome back, ladies. 1387 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,734 I've made some decisions. 1388 00:36:37,734 --> 00:36:39,166 Roxxxy Andrews, 1389 00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:43,066 your portrayal 1390 00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:43,066 of Tasha Salad was, 1391 00:36:43,066 --> 00:36:47,066 in a word, 1392 00:36:43,066 --> 00:36:47,066 [lisping] sensational. 1393 00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:49,400 You are safe. 1394 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:53,900 Jinkx Monsoon. 1395 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:55,066 You're safe. 1396 00:36:55,066 --> 00:36:56,767 - Thank you. 1397 00:36:56,767 --> 00:36:58,867 - Monica Beverly Hillz. 1398 00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:03,400 Your kidster character 1399 00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:03,400 was not after-school special. 1400 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,333 I'm sorry, my dear, but you are 1401 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,333 up for elimination. 1402 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:13,533 Detox, your Clucky the cock... 1403 00:37:13,533 --> 00:37:16,300 bl-bl-bl-blocked... 1404 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,667 The competition. 1405 00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:21,300 Condragulations, you are the 1406 00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:21,300 winner of this week's challenge. 1407 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,266 [applause] 1408 00:37:23,266 --> 00:37:27,767 You've won a wig wardrobe 1409 00:37:23,266 --> 00:37:27,767 from new attitude wigs. 1410 00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:29,800 - I won the challenge! 1411 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,200 * Fantastic * 1412 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:37,166 - Alaska, your choice 1413 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:37,166 to perform as a boy... 1414 00:37:37,166 --> 00:37:38,233 [sighs] 1415 00:37:38,233 --> 00:37:41,667 was a real drag. 1416 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:43,667 You are... 1417 00:37:43,667 --> 00:37:47,066 safe. 1418 00:37:47,066 --> 00:37:50,800 Coco, your ventriloquist act 1419 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,734 could have been hilarious, 1420 00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:56,300 but your performance was wooden. 1421 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:57,934 Vivienne Pinay. 1422 00:37:57,934 --> 00:38:00,367 America's next drag superstar 1423 00:38:00,367 --> 00:38:03,100 has to be more than just pretty. 1424 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:05,166 Much more. 1425 00:38:06,767 --> 00:38:08,633 Vivienne... 1426 00:38:08,633 --> 00:38:10,967 you... 1427 00:38:10,967 --> 00:38:12,800 are safe. 1428 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,867 But consider this a warning. 1429 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:20,800 Coco Montrese, 1430 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:20,800 I'm sorry, my dear, 1431 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,600 but you are up for elimination. 1432 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,066 - I cannot believe 1433 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,066 I'm up for elimination. 1434 00:38:27,066 --> 00:38:28,233 Is this really happening? 1435 00:38:28,233 --> 00:38:31,100 I'm not ready to go home. 1436 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,633 - Two queens stand before me. 1437 00:38:33,633 --> 00:38:38,767 Ladies, this is your 1438 00:38:33,633 --> 00:38:38,767 last chance to impress me 1439 00:38:38,767 --> 00:38:41,633 and save yourself 1440 00:38:38,767 --> 00:38:41,633 from elimination. 1441 00:38:43,066 --> 00:38:45,200 The time has come... 1442 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,100 for you to lip-sync... 1443 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:50,166 for your life. 1444 00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:54,533 - Bitch, win or lose, let's go. 1445 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,834 - Good luck... 1446 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,333 and don't [bleep] it up. 1447 00:38:58,333 --> 00:38:59,700 - * Boys call you sexy * 1448 00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:00,700 - * What's up, sexy? * 1449 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:01,567 - * And you don't care * 1450 00:39:01,567 --> 00:39:02,433 * What they say * 1451 00:39:02,433 --> 00:39:04,100 * See, every time * 1452 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,166 * You turn around * 1453 00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:06,633 * They screaming your name * 1454 00:39:06,633 --> 00:39:08,300 - * Don't y'all * 1455 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,433 - * Now I've got a confession * 1456 00:39:10,433 --> 00:39:11,834 * Ha ha ha ha * 1457 00:39:11,834 --> 00:39:13,166 * When I was young * 1458 00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:14,433 * I wanted attention * 1459 00:39:14,433 --> 00:39:15,367 * Ha ha ha ha * 1460 00:39:15,367 --> 00:39:17,266 - Mama ain't going that easy. 1461 00:39:17,266 --> 00:39:20,433 I gotta pull it out and let Ru 1462 00:39:17,266 --> 00:39:20,433 know why I should be here. 1463 00:39:20,433 --> 00:39:21,767 So here goes. 1464 00:39:21,767 --> 00:39:22,867 - * When I grow up * 1465 00:39:22,867 --> 00:39:24,066 * I want to be famous * 1466 00:39:24,066 --> 00:39:25,066 * I wanna be a star * 1467 00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:26,533 * I want to be in movies * 1468 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:27,900 - We're all kind of like, 1469 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,667 "Oh, my gosh." 1470 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:31,967 Coco's serving it up. 1471 00:39:31,967 --> 00:39:33,100 - * People know me * 1472 00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:34,100 * Be on magazines * 1473 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:35,133 * When I grow up* 1474 00:39:35,133 --> 00:39:36,166 * Fresh and clean * 1475 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:37,266 * Number one chick * 1476 00:39:37,266 --> 00:39:38,367 * When I step out on the scene * 1477 00:39:38,367 --> 00:39:39,533 * But be careful * 1478 00:39:39,533 --> 00:39:41,367 - Monica doesn't seem 1479 00:39:39,533 --> 00:39:41,367 to have much energy. 1480 00:39:41,367 --> 00:39:43,166 She just didn't seem 1481 00:39:41,367 --> 00:39:43,166 to have that will 1482 00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:44,700 to lip-sync for her life. 1483 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:45,867 - * I see them staring at me * 1484 00:39:45,867 --> 00:39:47,900 * Ooh I'm a trendsetter * 1485 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:49,166 * Yes, this is true * 1486 00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:50,233 * 'Cause what I do * 1487 00:39:50,233 --> 00:39:52,066 * No one can do it better * 1488 00:39:52,066 --> 00:39:53,767 * You can talk about me * 1489 00:39:53,767 --> 00:39:56,100 * 'Cause I'm a hot topic * 1490 00:39:56,100 --> 00:39:57,467 * I see you watching me * 1491 00:39:57,467 --> 00:39:58,467 * Watching me * 1492 00:39:58,467 --> 00:40:00,133 * And I know you want it * 1493 00:40:00,133 --> 00:40:01,233 * When I grow up * 1494 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:02,500 * I want to be famous * 1495 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,367 * I wanna be a star * 1496 00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:04,567 * I want to be in movies * 1497 00:40:04,567 --> 00:40:05,600 * When I grow up * 1498 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,633 * I want to see the world * 1499 00:40:06,633 --> 00:40:07,667 * Drive nice cars * 1500 00:40:07,667 --> 00:40:08,700 * I want to have boobies * 1501 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:09,734 * But be careful * 1502 00:40:09,734 --> 00:40:10,834 * What you wish for * 1503 00:40:10,834 --> 00:40:12,500 * 'Cause you just might get it * 1504 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,700 * 'Cause you just might get it * 1505 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:16,233 * Get it? * 1506 00:40:16,233 --> 00:40:18,600 [applause] 1507 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,300 - [mouths words] 1508 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:24,200 - Ladies, 1509 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:24,200 I've made my decision. 1510 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,166 Coco Montrese... 1511 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,867 Shante, you stay. 1512 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,500 You may join the other girls. 1513 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,834 - Thank you. 1514 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:41,934 - Monica, 1515 00:40:41,934 --> 00:40:45,133 you came here with a secret. 1516 00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:47,200 And the secret is 1517 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:51,200 you are fierce and talented. 1518 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,200 Go share that with the world. 1519 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,066 - [crying] Thank you 1520 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,066 for believing in me. 1521 00:40:56,066 --> 00:40:58,867 Thank you for seeing something 1522 00:40:56,066 --> 00:40:58,867 in me that I never saw. 1523 00:40:58,867 --> 00:41:00,867 [sniffles] 1524 00:41:00,867 --> 00:41:02,066 - Thank you. 1525 00:41:02,066 --> 00:41:03,166 - I love you. 1526 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:06,200 Thank you so much. 1527 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,567 - We love you. 1528 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:12,166 Now sashay away. 1529 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,066 - I had a hard time 1530 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,066 opening up to the girls. 1531 00:41:17,066 --> 00:41:18,667 I've always had that problem. 1532 00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:20,767 It did hold me back 1533 00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:20,767 in this competition. 1534 00:41:20,767 --> 00:41:22,367 But I am fierce. 1535 00:41:22,367 --> 00:41:24,266 And I need to just step back 1536 00:41:24,266 --> 00:41:27,433 and be okay with that. 1537 00:41:27,433 --> 00:41:30,900 - 11 queens, 1 crown. 1538 00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:33,967 Now, remember, 1539 00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:33,967 if you can't love yourself, 1540 00:41:33,967 --> 00:41:36,533 how in the hell you gonna 1541 00:41:33,967 --> 00:41:36,533 love somebody else? 1542 00:41:36,533 --> 00:41:38,300 Can I get an amen up in here? 1543 00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:39,700 all: Amen! 1544 00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,834 - All right, 1545 00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,834 now let the music play! 87076