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Nanu-nanu.
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Shazbot!
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♪ ♪
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Ow. Ow.
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Eer, ow, ooh.
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Ah, hah, hah.
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That's enough.
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I'll tell you what
you want to know.
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I don't believe you.
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Don't you get haircuts on Ork?
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No, we try to avoid them
because of the noggachomps.
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"Noggachomps"? What's that?
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It's a small green
creature about this big.
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We put them on our
heads and let them graze.
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They're vicious little animals.
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Kind of.
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That sounds dangerous.
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Oh, only if you fall
asleep in the chair.
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Occasionally a maverick
will get loose from the herd
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and run down your neck.
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That's why we have to
set traps in our shorts.
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What a horrible system.
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Mindy, you don't
understand Orkan philosophy.
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If something
works, don't fix it.
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Well, there, you
look much better.
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Ah. You're all done.
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Ooh, ah, I feels worse, though.
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How much do I owe you?
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Where did you get the money?
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I baby-sat for Eugene.
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Here, six big ones.
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Well, you just keep the money.
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The haircut is on me.
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No, it's on me.
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Hello? Hello.
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Brad.
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Hi, there. How are you?
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Well, it's so nice to
hear from you again.
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Nice to hear from you, too.
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I thought you were in
law school somewhere.
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I'm out now... Ow!
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Well, congratulations.
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No big deal.
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Uh...
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Here, go water yourself.
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Oh.
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Well, sure, that would be fine.
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I'd love to have dinner.
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Sure. All right, 7:30 it is.
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Okay, great, I'll
see you then. Bye.
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Mork, I have a date.
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Don't tell me... June 2, 1852.
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No, I mean this guy
that I really used to like
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is back in town and we're
going to have dinner tonight.
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Oh, good, where are we going?
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"Where are we going?"
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Oh, boy.
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Mork, you know
I've been thinking.
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You and I have... I
think we've been seeing
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too much of each other lately.
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Well, then all you have
to do is close one eye.
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No, I mean, I think
you should get out
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and meet more people.
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You know, see more things.
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Oh, I get it.
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Two's company, "we's" a crowd.
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Oh, no.
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No, not that, necessarily.
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I mean, for your own development
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you really should get out
and meet more people.
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Like who?
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Are you ready to start
the inventory, Cora?
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Certainly, Fredzo.
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And don't call me Fredzo.
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It sounds like a detergent.
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Yes.
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Now, let's see, there are
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one, two, three, four, five, six
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Meat Loaf albums.
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Six Meat Loaf.
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Mm-hmm.
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One, two, three, four...
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Nine Bread albums.
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Nine Bread.
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This isn't an inventory.
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It's a grocery list.
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Hi, Grandma. Oh.
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Oh, hello, darling.
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Daddy.
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How's the nicest, sweetest,
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most wonderful
father in the world?
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Suspicious.
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Now you think I want
something from you?
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Is that how little you think
of your own daughter?
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Well, as a matter of fact,
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I have something for you.
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Two free tickets to
tonight's basketball game.
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You're taking Mork.
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That's the nicest
thing you've given me
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since the chicken pox.
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Fredzo, it's only 11:00.
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You're not usually a
wiener before noon.
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See, Dad, I need Mork
out of the house tonight.
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I have a date.
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With a human? That's wonderful.
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Yeah, well, it
won't be wonderful
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if he comes to pick
me up at my place
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and finds Mork there.
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That's why you just have
got to take him to that game.
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But Mindy, I detest basketball.
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Oh, but Dad, I
haven't had a date
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since Mork moved in.
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Every time the phone rings,
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I almost hope it's
heavy breathing.
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I didn't hear that.
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Basketball.
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How can anybody
sit through a game
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that has so much dribbling?
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Well, if I can't date other men
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I guess I'll just have to
settle down with Mork
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and have cute
little green babies
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that drink their
formula with their finger.
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Free throw! One-on-one!
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Jump shot! Dunk shot!
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I'll go! I'll go!
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That was such a
nice dinner, Brad.
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Here's to the old times.
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Here's to the new times.
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All right.
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Brad, can I ask you
something kind of dumb?
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Sure.
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How come you never asked me out
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when we were in high school?
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Because I was a jerk.
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Yeah, you were.
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I wish I'd kept in
touch with you, Mindy.
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You're a wonderful girl.
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Yeah, I am.
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Greetings!
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Mork!
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What are you doing here?
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Dribbling.
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Oh, is this the guy
you used to like?
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Mork, this is Brad Jackson.
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Brad, this is my friend Mork.
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Hi. I'm glad to meet you.
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Nanu-nanu.
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Certainly.
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So is "Mork" your
first or last name?
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Yes.
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Did you enjoy having
food with Mindy?
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Yes, I did.
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So do I.
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Everybody enjoys
having food with Mindy.
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So, did the basketball
game end early?
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I guess so.
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After about an hour,
your father stopped it.
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My father stopped it?
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Yeah, he said, "This has
gone on long enough."
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Oh, Mork, what did you do?
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Oh, lots of things.
I had a great time.
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Ever been to a basketball game?
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My favorite part was
when I got to dance.
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You danced?
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Oh, yeah, that part
at the beginning,
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where they played the
music, everyone stood up and
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♪ Oh, say can you see? ♪
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He's a great kidder.
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Then some man asked me
to pass him his coffee, so I did.
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He didn't catch it, though.
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That's too bad.
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But your father
caught it with his pants.
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Then it was his turn to dance.
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Then we went to a
place called the rest room.
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I didn't get any
rest there, though.
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I had a terrible seat.
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Couldn't even see the game.
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We went back and some
woman asked me to hold her seat,
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so I... Never mind.
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I know, that's when
they made us leave.
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Uh, are you a
friend of the family?
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No, I live here.
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Live here?
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Oh, Brad, see, it's
not what you think.
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Mindy, he lives here with you,
and you go out with other men?
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Oh, yeah, but you see, uh...
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Mork, Brad and I
aren't quite finished yet.
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Oh, I see, you're
still hungry. Mork...
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I'll whip up my special
dessert. No, Mork.
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Oh, for you, le monde, mama.
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Stay.
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Maybe I should leave. No, Brad.
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No, Brad, stay. We'd like
to get to know you better.
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Mork.
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You see, Mork
and I live together,
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but I still go out
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with whoever I want.
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I mean...
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Mindy, I... I don't know
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what your idea
of a relationship is,
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but I-I'm not a swinger.
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Well, neither am I.
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Oh, swinger. Baseball.
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How about them Broncos?
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Brad, I'd really like
to see you again.
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Oh, we'll get
together again. Soon.
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Hey, wait.
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You missed the bologna sundae.
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Your eyes are leaking.
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Are they?
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That means something
has hurt you, doesn't it?
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Yes.
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Brad did something,
that slimemunger.
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I'll follow him to the
ends of the universe.
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I'll vaporize his entrails.
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No, Mork.
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It's not what Brad did.
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It's that
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Brad misunderstood
our relationship.
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That's what made me sad.
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Ever since you moved in,
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guys have stopped asking me out.
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And then when somebody does
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finally like me,
like Brad, well...
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He think that you and I are...
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Lovelings.
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Yeah.
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And then when I
tell them we're not,
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they either don't understand
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or they don't
believe the situation,
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so I end up not going
anywhere, I never go out.
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I guess I'm feeling
kind of lonely.
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It's all because I'm
staying here, isn't it?
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No, it's not your fault.
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It was my idea in the first
place to have you move in.
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I just have to work this out.
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Night.
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Hm.
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Leaking.
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Come on, Mork, get up.
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Breakfast.
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What do you want, pancakes?
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Waffles?
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Gladiolas?
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Come on, you lazy Orkan.
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"Mindy, I know you are sad
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"because people think
you and I are lovelings.
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"I don't want you
to be sad anymore,
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"so I'm going away.
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"If people from Ork
knew how to love,
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"I'm sure I would love you.
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"But I don't even
understand what love is.
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Love, Mork."
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You're doing that
very well, Eugene.
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Grandma Hudson, thank
you for letting me work today.
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I need the money
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so I can buy my mom
a birthday present.
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Oh, well, that's
all right, Eugene.
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What are you going to buy her?
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The best present
in the whole world.
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A catcher's mitt.
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Wow, that's great.
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And it'll go so well
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with those shin guards
you gave her last year.
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Oh, say, Eugene,
267
00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:33,334
uh, call me if any
customer comes in.
268
00:12:33,369 --> 00:12:35,186
Okay.
269
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,380
Guess who?
270
00:12:45,414 --> 00:12:47,682
Uh... Stevie Wonder?
271
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:49,150
What's happening, Mork?!
272
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,395
Hey, plasma, what it is?
273
00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:51,886
What you doing
with the suitcase?
274
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:52,987
You taking a vacation?
275
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,800
That's what I came
to talk to you about.
276
00:12:54,824 --> 00:12:56,168
If you were taking a vacation,
277
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,236
where would you go?
278
00:12:57,260 --> 00:13:00,127
I've always wanted
to see France.
279
00:13:00,163 --> 00:13:01,512
Kay-o; dosvedanya.
280
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:02,613
Or maybe
281
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,215
the Swiss Alps.
282
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,016
Hey, make up my mind.
283
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,453
It depends on how much
money you want to spend.
284
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,488
Uh, six smackers.
285
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,773
You can't go to the
Alps with six dollars.
286
00:13:12,809 --> 00:13:15,070
Then France it is. Arrivederci.
287
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,295
♪ Or France, either. ♪
288
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,330
Hey, bummer.
289
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:20,314
Are you running away?
290
00:13:20,349 --> 00:13:22,016
How can you tell?
291
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,052
It's written all over your face.
292
00:13:24,087 --> 00:13:26,787
Shazbot... I've
broken out in words.
293
00:13:26,822 --> 00:13:28,472
Psst.
294
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,910
Can you keep a secret?
295
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,246
I don't want you to tell
Mindy where I'm going.
296
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,748
You see, I've, I've been
a lot of trouble to her.
297
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,385
Man, you aren't
going far on six dollars.
298
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,648
You can't even
get a place to sleep
299
00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:44,650
unless you stay in a flophouse.
300
00:13:44,674 --> 00:13:47,258
Oh. Sounds perfect
for a flop like me.
301
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,661
Well, there are some
places on Mission Street.
302
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:50,906
But they're awful seedy.
303
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,647
"Seedy." Oh, I
love horticulture.
304
00:13:57,653 --> 00:13:59,354
Hello, Eugene.
305
00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:02,891
Good morning, Mr. McConnell.
306
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,692
What's this?
307
00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:07,411
Looks like a suitcase.
308
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,124
Yes. Well, somebody
must have left it here.
309
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,114
Maybe I better open it up
310
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,894
and see if I can find
the name of the owner.
311
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,440
Good heavens!
312
00:14:19,475 --> 00:14:21,275
How did that happen?
313
00:14:21,311 --> 00:14:23,110
I don't know.
314
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,558
I told you never
to sit on my throne!
315
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,929
I leave you two
alone for five minutes,
316
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:02,066
and the whole place goes to pot!
317
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,334
You scoff?
318
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,636
You don't believe?
319
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,338
I tell you,
320
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,390
the men from Venus
are coming down
321
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:11,108
to take us to their planet.
322
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:14,378
They arrive...
323
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,783
Labor Day.
324
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:22,220
Then they're going to
blow up the whole world!
325
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,215
And you sit there
eating a sandwich?
326
00:15:25,574 --> 00:15:28,276
Where's the passenger list?
327
00:15:28,311 --> 00:15:31,345
There's only room on
the escape ship for...
328
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:34,782
1,000 people, and
so far we've lined up...
329
00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:35,983
three.
330
00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:39,620
Pressure.
331
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,722
I've been walking
the streets all day,
332
00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:43,124
trying to find recruits.
333
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,492
My feet are killing me.
334
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:53,434
Gad, those make my thighs sweat.
335
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:59,507
Good-bye.
336
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,675
I saw your signs outside...
The Friends of Venus?
337
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,461
I thought I'd stop by to see
if there's anyone here I know.
338
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,517
Do you know any of
the Friends of Venus?
339
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,218
I know some people from Venus.
340
00:16:11,253 --> 00:16:13,054
I know one guy
who's kind of cute
341
00:16:13,089 --> 00:16:14,789
if you're into short and fuzzy.
342
00:16:14,824 --> 00:16:16,423
His name is.
343
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,469
Gesundheit.
344
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:18,693
No, no, that's his name.
345
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,427
See, he's got a
wife and a litter,
346
00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:21,562
and their names are...
347
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,685
I'd hate to be the child
stuck with a name like...
348
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,525
A believer.
349
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,661
A true believer.
350
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,529
What's not to believe?
351
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,726
You believe in people
from outer space?
352
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,266
Shazbot. Nanu-nanu.
353
00:16:43,352 --> 00:16:45,520
Precisely.
354
00:16:45,555 --> 00:16:46,632
My name is Exidor.
355
00:16:46,656 --> 00:16:47,883
I'd like you to join me.
356
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,607
Well, if you insist.
357
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,778
No.
358
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:57,532
I mean, join our
group, be one of us.
359
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:58,833
Us? Oh...
360
00:16:58,868 --> 00:17:00,885
Well, right now, you see,
361
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,121
I'm looking for a
fliphouse to flap in.
362
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,390
That's flophouse.
363
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,958
Oh, flip, flop... whatever.
364
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,560
You can stay here with us.
365
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,062
We'll all work together.
366
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:13,064
Oh, work.
367
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,165
I finally got a job
368
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,200
and a place to
flip out all at once.
369
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,519
Oh, Mindy will be proud of me.
370
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:22,190
Mindy. Heavy sigh.
371
00:17:22,225 --> 00:17:23,774
Oh, Daddy, Mork ran away.
372
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,021
You've just got to
help me find him.
373
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,146
Oh. well, look, honey, I
don't know why he left,
374
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,014
but maybe it's the best thing.
375
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,450
No, it's not, Dad!
376
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,596
Mork is like a child here.
377
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,187
He shouldn't be out
in the world alone.
378
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,989
He has no concept
of trouble or danger.
379
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,619
Oh, Dad, if anything
happened to him,
380
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,321
I don't know what I'd do.
381
00:17:42,345 --> 00:17:43,588
I don't want him to go.
382
00:17:43,612 --> 00:17:46,314
All right honey, okay,
take it easy, take it easy.
383
00:17:46,349 --> 00:17:47,915
Now, I'll help you find him.
384
00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:49,483
But where would he go?
385
00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:50,484
Oh, I don't know.
386
00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:51,664
I've been looking all morning.
387
00:17:51,688 --> 00:17:53,215
Oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute, I just
388
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,188
remembered something.
389
00:17:54,223 --> 00:17:55,189
This morning when I came in,
390
00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:56,123
there was a shiny metal suitcase
391
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,842
right in the
middle of the store.
392
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,243
Mork has a shiny suitcase.
393
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:02,679
And then the albums
fell, and, and...
394
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,648
Eugene...
395
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,133
I don't know nothing.
396
00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,971
I think we've uncovered a clue.
397
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,008
Mork,
398
00:18:15,044 --> 00:18:18,513
this is my philosophy
for the Friends of Venus.
399
00:18:18,548 --> 00:18:21,349
I want you to study
it and memorize it
400
00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:23,562
so that you can go out with me
401
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,730
and convert the non-believer.
402
00:18:25,754 --> 00:18:28,689
I'll study hard and let
you know when I'm ready.
403
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,475
I'm ready.
404
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,910
Very well, on your feet.
405
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:36,413
Uh... let's pretend that,
uh, I am a non-believer,
406
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,382
and you try and convert me.
407
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,886
Hey, you, non-believer.
408
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,688
Good start.
409
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,557
But we need more
power in your voice,
410
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,693
and more conviction.
411
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,195
Oh, I see.
412
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,596
Frey-und...!
413
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:58,702
I have need of your attention.
414
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:02,273
Friend, do you realize
that the Venusians
415
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,541
are coming down to Earth?
416
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:08,078
But they're not coming
here on Veterans Day,
417
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:11,548
not on April Fool-es Day,
418
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:15,852
but on Labor Day,
Labor Day, Labor Day.
419
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,188
Can you hear me, friend?
420
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,189
I hear you!
421
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,269
Are you ready now?
422
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,192
Can I get a
nanu-nanu? Nanu-nanu.
423
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,438
Thank you, friend.
424
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,573
Do you realize, friends,
425
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,674
what they're coming here to do?
426
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,875
Because they've come down here
427
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,768
to blow the Earth
to smithereens!
428
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,748
But it's not that bad, friend.
429
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,816
Because they're
sending a ship down here
430
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,007
to save 1,000 of us,
431
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,510
and they're making a list,
and they're checking it twice.
432
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:45,283
Now, friend, now, you
can either stay down here,
433
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:48,402
in your disco,
drug-infested inferno,
434
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,488
or come up to Venus,
435
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:55,026
and have your very own
Venusian condominimum,
436
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,406
with hot and cold
running champagne
437
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,030
and underwater dancing.
438
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,125
You must apply
439
00:20:00,149 --> 00:20:02,750
now!
440
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,363
Mork! Mork...
441
00:20:15,398 --> 00:20:17,798
that was beautiful!
442
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:20,350
Why can't you be more like him?!
443
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,454
But... there's
something's missing.
444
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,891
What we need is more
of your experiences
445
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,926
with the Venusians
here on Earth.
446
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,206
I didn't meet them on
Earth; I met them on Venus.
447
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,030
You've been there?
448
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,015
Oh, yes, I've been
449
00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:35,427
to all the planets
in your solar system.
450
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,451
Mars, Mercury, Pluto?!
451
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:40,220
Oh, don't ever go to Pluto;
it's a Mickey Mouse planet.
452
00:20:41,858 --> 00:20:44,691
You see, Exidor, I have
something to explain to you.
453
00:20:44,726 --> 00:20:47,461
The Venusians aren't
coming to blow up the Earth.
454
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,662
They're not?
455
00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:50,008
No, you see, their technology
456
00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:51,510
isn't prepared for space travel.
457
00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:52,699
It isn't?
458
00:20:52,735 --> 00:20:54,580
No, their highest
invention so far has been
459
00:20:54,604 --> 00:20:55,647
the garbage can. It is?
460
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,099
And the only reason
they invented that
461
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,323
was to have
something to tip over.
462
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,228
Blasphemy!
463
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,373
I had high hopes for you, Mork.
464
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,108
You're crazy.
465
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,975
Mork! Oh, what a relief.
466
00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:36,671
Mindy, I didn't want
you to find me here.
467
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:39,496
You know, I knew as soon as I
saw that Friends of Venus sign,
468
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:40,731
I knew you'd be here.
469
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,227
I want you to come
home with me now.
470
00:21:42,251 --> 00:21:43,684
No, you don't.
471
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,970
You just say that 'cause
you feel sorry for me.
472
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,784
Mork, I don't
feel sorry for you.
473
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:49,918
I feel sorry for me.
474
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,008
I don't understand.
475
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,109
When I'm not there,
476
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,427
you're free to do as you wish.
477
00:21:53,462 --> 00:21:54,711
You have a home of your own.
478
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:56,414
No, what I have is an apartment.
479
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,615
It was only a home
480
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,000
when there was somebody
in it that I cared about.
481
00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:01,085
Me?
482
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,521
But I get in your
way; you told me so.
483
00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:06,156
Oh, I know, and I'm sorry.
484
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:09,126
I was blaming you because
guys stopped asking me out.
485
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,073
And then when
one did ask me out...
486
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,196
I know.
487
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:15,132
I made a real
crimluck of myself.
488
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,716
It was my fault.
489
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,202
Mork, I'm a woman,
490
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,921
and, and a woman just
sometimes needs to be held.
491
00:22:20,956 --> 00:22:23,101
Mmm, that man Brad,
you wanted him to hold you.
492
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:25,058
Well, not him, necessarily.
493
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,994
I really didn't get a
chance to find out.
494
00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:29,563
But yeah, every once in a while
495
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,232
a little hug really does
help get me through the day.
496
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,767
What's a hug?
497
00:22:33,803 --> 00:22:36,670
Oh, you know, like...
498
00:22:36,706 --> 00:22:39,640
Like...
499
00:22:39,675 --> 00:22:41,208
like this?
500
00:22:41,243 --> 00:22:43,110
Yeah. Oh.
501
00:22:45,214 --> 00:22:48,315
Soft.
502
00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:52,252
I can understand how
this keeps you going.
503
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,789
It's got me going, and I
don't even know what it is.
504
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:08,669
Mork calling Orson.
505
00:23:08,704 --> 00:23:10,237
Come in, Orson.
506
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,651
Mork calling Orson.
507
00:23:23,686 --> 00:23:25,486
Orson...
508
00:23:25,521 --> 00:23:30,825
♪ I am calling you-oo-oo... ♪
509
00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:32,726
What a terrible connection.
510
00:23:32,762 --> 00:23:35,495
Sounds like someone
stepped on a frenkle's tail.
511
00:23:35,531 --> 00:23:37,097
Just me reporting from Earth.
512
00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:38,249
And what words of wisdom
513
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:40,500
are you transmitting
across the universe today?
514
00:23:40,536 --> 00:23:43,220
I learned how to
make a human happy.
515
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,707
I learned... how to give a hug.
516
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:47,941
And a hug is?
517
00:23:47,977 --> 00:23:51,494
It's when you wrap your
arms around a human's body
518
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,396
and squeeze.
519
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,828
I thought that's what
Earthlings call wrestling.
520
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:58,018
No, in wrestling, you
squeeze a lot harder
521
00:23:58,054 --> 00:23:59,932
until they sweat and go "Arrgh!"
522
00:23:59,956 --> 00:24:03,290
They don't sweat and
go when you hug them?
523
00:24:03,325 --> 00:24:06,944
No, they just
cuddle and go "Ah!"
524
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:08,061
Oh, hugging.
525
00:24:08,097 --> 00:24:11,131
Amazing what pleases
the primitive tribes.
526
00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:13,116
I'll never understand them.
527
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,217
But Orson?
528
00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:15,268
Yes?
529
00:24:15,304 --> 00:24:17,037
It was good for me, too.
530
00:24:17,072 --> 00:24:18,489
Mork!
531
00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:19,584
Yes, Your Immenseness.
532
00:24:19,608 --> 00:24:22,660
This is Mork, signing off
from Boulder, Colorado,
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until next week.
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Nanu-nanu.
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