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Hey, stepdad.

What's going on? You look so depressed.

You look so depressed.

You need to get out of the house. We should go camping.

No. Yeah, come on. We'll meet up with JC and her stepdad. It'll be super fun.

Okay. Yeah?

Okay, let's go.

Hey, stepdad.

Oh, hi.

Dorian and Marilyn are about to be here to get ready with us for camping. You're

ready to get it?

Pretty much already dressed. I just have to get a couple more things together.

Why don't you help me out, okay? Yes, of course. Let's go.

So excited.

Everyone ready or what? Yeah.

Ready for this trip? Yeah.

Doreen, you ready? Come on, right?

Yeah. I don't know.

He needs some sherry up. Come on. Come on, Doreen. Come on.

Have you got everything ready? Yeah, it looks like you. It's going to be a

really good time.

Okay. And we'll all just spend some quality time together.

Yeah. Yeah. It'll be a fun time. Don't worry about that. We're playing.

You'll be happy afterwards. Okay. Okay.

Let's go. Let's go. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's go.

It's so cold. I think I'm pretty sure JC packed some warm clothes for us.

Yeah. Yeah. Where's the bag at? It should be the purple one. The purple

one? Yeah.

I only see the blue one.

There's no purple one there. Did you not grab the purple book I had in the pack?

I thought you... No, I don't know. I thought when you guys grabbed it, he ran

off. We rushed out so fast, we probably forgot it.

There's nothing in here besides a couple of books and stuff.

I'm sorry, guys.

You know what's actually a good idea? If we actually told some stories, like

camping stories, to help keep our mind off the cold, huh?

Yeah. I mean, I could go first.

I actually have a really good camping story about your mom and how we met,

actually. It's like 10 years ago.

I met her mother while I was on camping by myself. You know, I was recently

single and everything. And I happened to stumble across your mom on a hike. And,

you know, one thing led to another. I kind of took her back to 10 and kind of

hooked up a little bit.

Dad, what the fuck?

In the forest or in the tent?

It was in the tent. We started outside the tent and died in the tent.

Are details necessary?

No.

Your mom, she's a woman.

Wow.

She's not only your mom, she's a woman.

I mean, do you have any camping stories or anything like that? For me, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

It was a lot.

That happened in the forest.

Oh, okay, I can, yeah. Oh, God, here we go. Yeah, I was working a local, I love

hiking, you know.

And I forget my water, so I saw

one hiker, like, really, really, really far from me, and I run, I run, and...

When I approached from the right, it was a really beautiful woman, like, like a

beautiful woman.

You know, with the inner shorts, the white tank top.

And really athletic, like the girl, the girl who woke up every day, like every

fucking day.

I swear.

And I asked her, like, desperate, desperate, I asked her for water, and

she gave me a bottle that, you know, with the...

All her movements were really slow and sexy, and she gave me the bottle.

Like, sexual movements. I can't describe it, really. Like Jessica Rabbit would

give you... Totally, totally.

And I took a sip of water. I don't know why I did it.

I threw everything on the white tank top, and threw the water, like...

oh yeah falling on the teeth so she smiled yeah she gave me a smile so

i push her on the tree and i like oh my god and she was

yelling like a pig oh my god yeah that's disgusting and it's not making

me any warmer i'm a man this was before i met your mother so

I was a man, like other men, when we met.

It's so gross. I don't need to know this.

I swear.

And she was suffering, but she was really enjoying it.

I don't know. Are you any warmer? Because these stories aren't helping me.

No? Yeah. What is this about?

Nice try.

Attempt. You know, I actually have one other thing. How about we keep each

other warm with our body temperatures?

It's almost time to go to bed. It's going to get even colder while we're

sleeping.

I don't cuddle with her. I don't cuddle with her.

I don't cuddle with my dad.

You're too small to keep each other warm. We're a lot bigger and we'll keep

you warm throughout the night. We don't want our baby girls to freeze.

This is horrible.

I can't believe we forgot the bag.

All right, fine, fine. But the body warmth thing is a good idea. Instead of

maybe you, maybe I'll hug her through the night. How's that? We'll swap doors

or something.

I mean, that's better than a hug. I don't have no choice.

I mean,

are you okay with that?

I wanted to turn out my own dad.

Yeah. Are you okay with that? I mean, I'd be so bad.

I guess we can swap, yeah.

It'll be totally fine, all right? And the way you do it, we all got to get

undressed, okay?

And we'll swap and we'll just hug each other throughout the whole night and

we'll wake up fine, okay?

Nope, no funny business.

Okay. Yeah, we're just laying down.

That's it, just laying down. Come on.

Yeah, we'll just take our clothes off and go to sleep.

In front of you guys? I don't want to get undressed in front of my dad.

Well, where are you going to get undressed? You can't go outside the

tent. There's wolves inside.

Well, then you guys go outside.

Or turn around. No, there's bears.

It could be dangerous to be naked outside.

Turn around.

You don't need to look.

This is so fucking weird.

If you have another solution... If you have another solution, just let us know.

Maybe you guys should have been in charge of the bags then.

Well, we thought our daughters were responsible enough to actually pack a

bag for this camping trip, but... We can't fix it, though.

So weird.

Dad, watch out.

Oh, oh, oh. Watch out.

Sorry. Turn around.

There's not a lot of room in here, okay?

I'm just... This is so weird.

Get in there. There's not even enough room in here. Oh, my God. Dad!

Yeah, Dad's small.

I'm a big being. Dad.

Sorry. Oh, my God.

Turn around.

Everything's fine. Oh, my.

Oh, sorry.

Dad, you're literally right by my ass. Okay, okay.

I need play, though.

Yeah, don't y'all?

Fuck.

Okay, okay.

Okay,

I put all the holes on one side of the tent.

Oh, my God, Dad!

What? Is your dick hard right now? No. Oh, my fucking God.

Absolutely no.

You're disgusting.

I can't see next to my dad right now. So gross.

Don't look.

Let's get all the covers.

So uncomfortable.

Let me just close and tie it up for the night.

Yeah.

What the fuck are you doing?

What are you two doing?

I thought it was okay.

You saw that?

You start, yeah.

I didn't. I heard you before when I was sleeping.

You started it. No, no, no.

You did it first. My dad's fucking you?

My dad's fucking you?

This is so weird.

I just...

What can I say?

I mean... You said

you were cold and... Bitch, we're hurt. I mean... This is weird.

Yeah.

I mean... I mean, it's fine.

You're not my daughter.

Yeah. It's fine.

I trust him. He's one of my best friends.

I mean...

Oh, my God. I can't believe this is happening.

I mean, if you got to know my story, I mean, it's okay, right?

Yeah. I'm sure it's going to help my depression.

Wow.

It's amazing.

But you want to make your dad happy, right?

I mean, I guess.

I don't know.

Well, then.

Don't touch me with your foot.

It's just tight.

This feels so fucking good.

Dad,

come on. Can you guys, like, flip around or something?

A little personal space.

This is already weird enough.

Oh, my God.

I'm fucking 10.

What's this?

when I can't do it.

Oh my God, yes.

Dad!

Sorry honey, I just... Sorry my ass.

They just keep on going into my head.

Yeah, okay.

I just, it slipped, sorry.

Whatever.

Can you try to look at me a little more?

Sorry, I mean, I just...

Dad,

can you moan like a little bit?

It's like the Jesus.

I don't know, girl. Tight quarters.

I can't look at you right now.

Oh my god.

Dad,

you're so loud.

Oh, sorry.

Dad,

you're loud too.

Shh. Shh. Shh.

I love

you.

It's not weird.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Why are you touching me?

It's hurting.

It's so big.

Dad, your arm is rubbing me.

And your leg.

Why don't you maybe touch her breast?

Dad, why would you tell her to do that? Because you keep on yelling every time

at me if you touch her.

Okay, and there's even a way for you to tell her to.

I feel like you two probably never done anything before. It's different when she

requests it, you requested it. Can you request it for me?

I mean, it's not like we haven't hooked up before.

Do you mind?

That is true.

That's okay.

You're so fucking nice. Can you close it?

That feels

good.

Oh, that's sweet.

See,

it's not so bad, right?

Yeah, sweet.

Wasn't that bad, right? See what your friend touched you with?

It's just thanks.

I can't feel so good.

It's so weird seeing my dad fuck you.

We all like it.

We all like it.

My friend fucked you in front of me.

That's natural.

I mean, it's not exactly like we're fucking each other.

Dad. We are fucking together, Dad.

Actually. I can fuck you right back.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Stop. Why are you looking at me? You just have really nice eyes.

Oh,

my

God.

Dad, you're on top of me. Oh, no.

Weird.

So weird.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

come on. Your knee is touching mine.

Oh, my God.

You are so weird.

Fuck. This is so inappropriate.

Put it back.

Oh my god.

Dad,

come on.

It's fine. Just one.

Okay, just one.

Don't make it any weirder than it is.

What if she turned around and you let her eat your pussy?

What?

It won't be so bad, right?

I guess.

Hurry, eat my pussy?

Yeah, walk. I'll show you.

Okay.

God, it's fucking tight in here.

Okay, right there like that.

Okay.

Alright.

Dad, get out of the way. Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.

Fuck. Come here.

I don't want to.

Come here. Okay.

Just like this.

Okay.

Uh-huh.

All right, but now we're super close.

Well, I mean, we are super close. That's kind of the whole point.

Because how else? I couldn't grab just the one tip from that angle.

See? It's so much easier.

Hey, guess.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

your cock is right by my face. No worries.

Are you being really good at that?

Why don't you look hers, huh?

I mean, I guess it's only fair.

All right. There you go. Sit down there.

Dad, let's put your dicks in there.

I know, but it's okay.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Dad. It flipped, honey. I'm so sorry.

Well, don't let it slip again.

I can't help it. She pushed it out on me.

She keeps on pushing me out, honey. I'm sorry.

Yeah, Dad.

Really?

It's just so weird seeing you think of my friend.

No.

You're not.

Dad.

I mean, baby, come on. You wanted me to suck your dick or something.

I mean, just the tip. Just suck the tip. That's it.

Just don't make it weird

I mean... Just look.

No, dad... I mean... Alright, maybe. I don't think

so.

Just keep it down. Just get used to it a little bit more.

Sorry. Dad!

I fell right on my face.

It's fine.

I'm sorry for that.

Dad. Dad,

keep it in her, not on my fucking face.

Are you sucking your dad's dick?

I wasn't sucking it.

Everyone's business is in my face right now, so I think it is.

Oh my

god.

It's okay.

You're definitely sucking your dad's dick.

She's just moving it up for you, okay?

Dad!

Why don't you try your dad's, huh?

You're kidding, Joanne.

I don't know if I want to. That's so weird.

So weird?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Try it. It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh my

god.

What is happening right now?

Not that bad, right girls?

Not that bad, right?

Your balls are all in my face.

Oh, my God.

Thank you, baby.

Okay. Okay.

I'm like dying down here, you guys.

Okay. What is happening right now? How about we fuck our own daughters now?

Mm-hmm.

I don't know, I guess.

Come on. Come on, honey.

It's okay.

Kind of weird.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it's okay, girls.

They kind of already put our death sticks in our mouth.

Yeah.

Never talk about it.

No one's out here.

It's just up in the woods.

I mean, if I do it, you have to do it.

Are you going to do it?

She did it.

Clearly she's doing it. Oh, my God.

I mean, I guess.

I don't know.

really about to fuck him?

I mean, you only live once, I guess.

I don't know if I can.

I mean, it doesn't feel too wrong.

I mean, yeah, I mean, you should try it.

Mean I'm already doing it

Are you sure this isn't weird?

It doesn't feel bad.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe this is really happening right now.

Oh, fuck.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

What's that?

So awkward.

We're fucking our dads.

It's great, though, right?

I mean, it doesn't not feel great, but this is fucking weird.

Keep the weird out of it.

It's great, right?

It's kind of hard to not think about that.

It's kind of not hard to think about that.

I just feel like I'm going to regret this later.

Everything is okay.

I've really fucking warmed up now.

Oh, my God, you're kidding.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

You have a big dick, Todd.

Oh, my God.

Boom.

That's it.

See, I told you it wasn't that bad.

He's daddy, I want it all.

Oh, fuck.

I want it all over my pretty little face.

I fucking want it.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

We really just did that?

We did.

Oh,

wow.

Well, I mean, it was fun. Yeah. Yeah. Jason is 10th, though. Thanks for coming

on my face, Daddy.

You're welcome.

Thanks, Dad.

You've got it everywhere.