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Wow, indeed.
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I've never done all that before, to be
honest.
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Yeah, well, I'm glad you finally decided
to accept.
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You're very cute.
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You seem very different from your
pictures.
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In a good way.
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I get that a lot.
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There's people in this world that are
meant to me, but don't because of a
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picture.
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Can you believe that?
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Yeah. The world is very narcissistic.
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But I don't meet you because of your
picture.
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Yeah, right.
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Wait.
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After all this time that I asked you to
hang.
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Two random hookups. Oh, why not?
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I don't believe your body should be
shared with strangers.
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Really? It's different with you, okay?
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Like you said, you've been asking for, I
don't know, two years?
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Talk to me about your cat.
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I don't talk about her to anyone.
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I feel I know you a bit.
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Yeah, well, you don't.
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Good.
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I am.
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At least I did a bit.
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You did good.
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I better be going.
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Want to try some brownies?
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I made some really good ones last night.
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I... I don't think I can.
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Besides, I don't want this to be
misinterpreted.
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Having brownies?
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I told you, I don't date.
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Oh, my God.
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You're just exactly like everyone else.
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You think that because we have sex and
I'm inviting you to brownies, I'm hoping
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to date?
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I don't want you to get confused since
you don't hook up often.
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And you do?
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Yeah, I don't have a problem hooking up
with other people.
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In fact, I think it's actually good for
me since I'm not that social.
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Not that social either.
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Don't judge.
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Just the fact you don't want to try the
best brownies in L.A.
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They have caramel and hot fudge.
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You're really annoying, you know that?
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I mean... Do
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you
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want me to heat them up?
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Only if you have ice cream.
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I do.
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Shut up.
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You should have led with that. I'm
obsessed with ice cream.
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Really? Yeah, I am obsessed. Like, I
could eat it every day if I could.
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Only for greeting?
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Only with the delicacies.
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Okay, I'll be back in five.
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Just don't judge.
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Oh, I'm ready.
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I hope you like it. You're the first one
trying this new recipe.
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Are you a chef?
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No, but I've always had a dream of
opening a bakery one day.
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Since you like ice cream so much, you
can tell me if it's good.
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I have one of those stupid ice cream
machines that doesn't really do a good
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job. Did you do the ice cream too?
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I should have just said I bought it,
right?
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Good kids.
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It could be a bit more moist, but
they're alright.
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So, if you're not a baker, what are you
wasting your time in?
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Nursing.
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No way. My dad's a nurse. That's how my
parents met.
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No way. Yeah. My dad was a nurse, and my
mom was in residency to be a doctor.
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Oh, my God.
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Mm-hmm.
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And it's actually a funny story of how
they met, but... Anyway, no, what I'm
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trying to say is that your thing is
making brownies and ice cream, but you
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killed it with the nurses.
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Your parents are still working?
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Mm. Mm. They're retired.
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They both travel now. That's nice.
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What about you?
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Your profile says you work in some movie
studio.
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Yeah, uh, I am a accountant at Sony
Pictures.
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No!
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Why does everyone react like that?
Because that's the big deal!
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Oh my god, you have to tell me, are you
like allowed to go see special premieres
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and stuff?
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What, can you go on the studio tour like
anytime?
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Wait, what? You have to tell me what
your favorite movie is.
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You're not gonna tell me?
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You know...
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The funny thing, I do have a favorite
Sony movie.
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Well, okay, it's actually a Columbia
Pictures movie, but you know what I
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mean. But it goes beyond being my
favorite movie.
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It was because of it that I decided I
want to be an accountant.
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Never heard of anyone being an
accountant because of a movie.
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Heard of acting, directing, but
accounting?
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Oh, yeah? Well, I don't know. I mean,
numbers have always been my thing.
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It was because of that movie that made
me want to do it at Sony.
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It changed my life as a kid.
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Which one?
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You ask too many questions and this
delicious brownie is over.
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You're kidding me, right? I better be
going.
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This was nice.
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I'm glad we met.
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Thanks, kid.
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Maybe I can be the accountant of your
bakery one day.
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I'd like that.
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Whoa, hey.
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If I'm going to be your accountant, you
can't be giving me kisses.
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Why are you so weird, Samuel? It's Sam.
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I know. I just knew you'd hate it.
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So then why say it?
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I'm kidding.
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You can call me Samuel. It's just it
sounds like my parents.
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You can call me Kev.
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So it doesn't sound like my parents
either.
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I'm actually not too sure if I'm going
to make you my accountant anymore.
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You're not?
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Not unless you kiss me.
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Listen, kid.
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Stop calling me kid.
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Kev.
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I don't date.
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We hooked up.
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The brownie and ice cream were amazing,
but... I knew I shouldn't have, but...
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You're so cute.
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Seems impossible as I know to you.
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You just did.
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I don't want to confuse stuff.
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Because you don't date. I don't.
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I don't either.
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Relax.
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See you around then?
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Yeah, sure.
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What's up with all the ghost stuff?
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I was obsessed with Ghostbusters when I
was a kid.
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Really?
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You just said no dating, no accounting,
no kisses.
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I feel like I need to pay for the best
brownie in LA.
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