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Wow, indeed.

I've never done all that before, to be honest.

Yeah, well, I'm glad you finally decided to accept.

You're very cute.

You seem very different from your pictures.

In a good way.

I get that a lot.

There's people in this world that are meant to me, but don't because of a

picture.

Can you believe that?

Yeah. The world is very narcissistic.

But I don't meet you because of your picture.

Yeah, right.

Wait.

After all this time that I asked you to hang.

Two random hookups. Oh, why not?

I don't believe your body should be shared with strangers.

Really? It's different with you, okay?

Like you said, you've been asking for, I don't know, two years?

Talk to me about your cat.

I don't talk about her to anyone.

I feel I know you a bit.

Yeah, well, you don't.

Good.

I am.

At least I did a bit.

You did good.

I better be going.

Want to try some brownies?

I made some really good ones last night.

I... I don't think I can.

Besides, I don't want this to be misinterpreted.

Having brownies?

I told you, I don't date.

Oh, my God.

You're just exactly like everyone else.

You think that because we have sex and I'm inviting you to brownies, I'm hoping

to date?

I don't want you to get confused since you don't hook up often.

And you do?

Yeah, I don't have a problem hooking up with other people.

In fact, I think it's actually good for me since I'm not that social.

Not that social either.

Don't judge.

Just the fact you don't want to try the best brownies in L.A.

They have caramel and hot fudge.

You're really annoying, you know that?

I mean... Do

you

want me to heat them up?

Only if you have ice cream.

I do.

Shut up.

You should have led with that. I'm obsessed with ice cream.

Really? Yeah, I am obsessed. Like, I could eat it every day if I could.

Only for greeting?

Only with the delicacies.

Okay, I'll be back in five.

Just don't judge.

Oh, I'm ready.

I hope you like it. You're the first one trying this new recipe.

Are you a chef?

No, but I've always had a dream of opening a bakery one day.

Since you like ice cream so much, you can tell me if it's good.

I have one of those stupid ice cream machines that doesn't really do a good

job. Did you do the ice cream too?

I should have just said I bought it, right?

Good kids.

It could be a bit more moist, but they're alright.

So, if you're not a baker, what are you wasting your time in?

Nursing.

No way. My dad's a nurse. That's how my parents met.

No way. Yeah. My dad was a nurse, and my mom was in residency to be a doctor.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

And it's actually a funny story of how they met, but... Anyway, no, what I'm

trying to say is that your thing is making brownies and ice cream, but you

killed it with the nurses.

Your parents are still working?

Mm. Mm. They're retired.

They both travel now. That's nice.

What about you?

Your profile says you work in some movie studio.

Yeah, uh, I am a accountant at Sony Pictures.

No!

Why does everyone react like that? Because that's the big deal!

Oh my god, you have to tell me, are you like allowed to go see special premieres

and stuff?

What, can you go on the studio tour like anytime?

Wait, what? You have to tell me what your favorite movie is.

You're not gonna tell me?

You know...

The funny thing, I do have a favorite Sony movie.

Well, okay, it's actually a Columbia Pictures movie, but you know what I

mean. But it goes beyond being my favorite movie.

It was because of it that I decided I want to be an accountant.

Never heard of anyone being an accountant because of a movie.

Heard of acting, directing, but accounting?

Oh, yeah? Well, I don't know. I mean, numbers have always been my thing.

It was because of that movie that made me want to do it at Sony.

It changed my life as a kid.

Which one?

You ask too many questions and this delicious brownie is over.

You're kidding me, right? I better be going.

This was nice.

I'm glad we met.

Thanks, kid.

Maybe I can be the accountant of your bakery one day.

I'd like that.

Whoa, hey.

If I'm going to be your accountant, you can't be giving me kisses.

Why are you so weird, Samuel? It's Sam.

I know. I just knew you'd hate it.

So then why say it?

I'm kidding.

You can call me Samuel. It's just it sounds like my parents.

You can call me Kev.

So it doesn't sound like my parents either.

I'm actually not too sure if I'm going to make you my accountant anymore.

You're not?

Not unless you kiss me.

Listen, kid.

Stop calling me kid.

Kev.

I don't date.

We hooked up.

The brownie and ice cream were amazing, but... I knew I shouldn't have, but...

You're so cute.

Seems impossible as I know to you.

You just did.

I don't want to confuse stuff.

Because you don't date. I don't.

I don't either.

Relax.

See you around then?

Yeah, sure.

What's up with all the ghost stuff?

I was obsessed with Ghostbusters when I was a kid.

Really?

You just said no dating, no accounting, no kisses.

I feel like I need to pay for the best brownie in LA.