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Carter, I hate to criticize,
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but I think you're making
the soap too strong.
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It's got to be strong
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if you're going to
get rid of the dirt.
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But not strong enough
to get rid of the clothes.
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Well, it's not that strong.
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You think it isn't?
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Now that's what I call strong.
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We've got company.
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Burkhalter visiting Klink?
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Looks official. Let's listen in.
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It is always a great honor
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to have you drop in,
General Burkhalter.
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Klink, I didn't just drop in.
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Of course not.
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It was very dignified,
the way you drove up, sir.
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Very impressive.
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I remember saying to myself,
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"This is not just dropping in."
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Would you care
for a cigarette, sir?
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No.
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Would you care for a
chocolate-covered candy?
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I do not eat candy.
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I'm on a diet.
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You're on a diet, sir?
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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I should be on a diet.
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Let the wastebasket get fat.
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Now, the reason why I'm here
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is a matter of utmost secrecy.
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What I'm going to tell
you is for your ears alone.
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You can depend on me, sir.
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You know that.
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I do not know
anything of the kind.
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But I have no...
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choice...
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Now, listen.
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In the next few days,
you can expect...
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What's wrong with this thing?
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You been making
coffee with it again?
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No.
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Very interesting.
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Now, as I understand it,
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what you want me to do is...
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is to see that...
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That's exactly right.
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What's exactly right?
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You can depend on me, General.
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Now remember, no
one is to know about this.
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Rest assured, General,
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wild horses couldn't
drag a word out of me.
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It's coming in
nice and clear now.
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I'll be checking with you.
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Heil Hitler.
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Yeah, I never heard
a clearer "Heil Hitler."
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What do you
think it's all about?
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I wish I knew.
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They said that it's something
that's going to happen
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within the next
few days, but what?
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Why don't we just wait and see
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what it is when it happens?
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Because when it happens,
it may turn out to be
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a happening that we
don't want to happen.
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Anything new on Klink?
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Nothing. He keeps
going to the mirror
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to look at himself.
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He's still carrying on that
lifelong romance, huh?
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Any word from the
coffee pot, Kinch?
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Nothing much.
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Made a few phone calls...
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One to his tailor to get
him to rush his new uniform.
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New uniform, huh?
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And a couple of phone calls
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about getting the
camp cleaned up,
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a few buildings painted.
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That's interesting.
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You think it's a clue, Colonel?
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Yeah, it means the something
we're looking for is a someone.
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I say, that's good thinking.
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That's why I'm a colonel.
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If it's a someone, who is it?
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If I was that smart,
I'd be a general.
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I have to go to work on Klink.
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Come in, come in.
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Yes, Hogan, what
is it? I'm very busy.
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I know you are, sir.
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I just wanted to tell
you I had the men
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cleaning up the barracks,
getting uniforms in shape.
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That's good.
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So you have nothing to
worry about when he...
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Oops.
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What'd you say?
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Nothing, nothing. Forget it.
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Slip of the tongue.
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You said he. Who do you mean?
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Nobody, nobody. I
didn't say anything.
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Hogan, I heard you.
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What do you know?
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Absolutely nothing.
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Only you and General
Burkhalter know.
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I can tell when a man is lying.
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You do know.
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Colonel, it's uncanny the
way you see through someone.
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Who else knows?
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Nobody. I give you my word
as an officer and a gentleman.
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I haven't told my men.
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You're sure the men don't know?
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I just gave you my word.
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Personally, I think
the man's a fraud.
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You don't believe the formula
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that he's working on?
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Really, Colonel,
do you believe it?
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Well, I must admit that a metal
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that's stronger
than steel and lighter
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is quite a claim, but
the high command itself
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has checked it.
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Come on, Colonel.
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If the high command is so smart,
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what are they doing
on the Russian front?
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He's a very famous scientist.
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Famous, my foot.
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I'll bet he's not even
listed in Who's Who.
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I'll show you how smart you are.
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He is listed.
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I looked it up.
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There.
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Carl Svenson, Swedish chemist...
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specializing in metal alloys.
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You see? I told
you he was listed.
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I should have bet you...
just to teach you a lesson.
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Yeah, I admit I was wrong.
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Now I can see why you're
going to all this trouble
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to impress him, to win him over.
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That shows how much you know.
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We've already won him over.
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We just want to prove to him
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what wonderful, warm
people we Germans are.
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Well, yeah, you can't keep
a thing like that a secret.
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Hogan!
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I wish I knew how you
found out about Dr. Svenson.
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I bet it was somebody
with a big mouth.
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Oh, that I can tell you.
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It was somebody
with a big mouth.
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All right, here's the
story on Svenson.
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Everything they know about
him from Allied headquarters.
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He's quite a boy, a genius.
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They know he was
working on the alloy,
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but they didn't
know he'd finished it.
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What's so important
about Svenson's alloy?
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Can you imagine an airplane
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that's faster
because it's lighter
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and with an armor that's
stronger than anything we have?
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And tanks and battleships,
just to name a few?
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What are we going to do,
Colonel, steal the formula?
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No. We wouldn't be sure
if we had the right formula,
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and we're not even
sure he has it with him.
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The only thing we
can be sure about
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is he hasn't turned it
over to the Nazis yet.
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Otherwise, they wouldn't be
making such a big fuss over him.
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We have to stop him
before he turns it over.
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That's right.
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How are we going to do that?
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There's only one way.
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We got to knock him off.
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Well, Dr. Svenson,
what do you think
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about our little stalag?
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Well, I must tell you the truth:
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I do not like
prisons of any kind.
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I don't like them, either,
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but we have our jobs to perform.
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Yours is science;
mine is running a prison.
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Well, I suppose a P.O.W.
camp is a necessary evil.
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What a wonderful thought,
and how beautifully expressed.
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Oh, yes, my men are happy here.
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But one hears
such terrible stories
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of P.O.W. camps. Oh, no...
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I'm sorry, Colonel, I
didn't know you were busy.
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I'll come back. Hogan, stay.
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We're never too busy for you.
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One of our prisoners.
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Hogan, what can I do for you?
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Look for yourself,
sir... Healthy, happy.
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As always, I am at your service.
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Oh, the men think
of me like their father.
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Everything all right, huh?
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Everything is all
right, isn't it, Hogan?
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Any complaints? No?
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Uh, no complaints, are there?
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I'm doing my best,
sir. I can't think of one.
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Not one complaint.
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And you are happy here?
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Oh, very happy. Delirious.
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Oh, we're one big, happy family.
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We live together.
We sleep together.
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We eat together.
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That reminds me, Colonel,
there is one complaint.
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There's one complaint?
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Yes. At dinner last night,
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there was just a
touch too much lemon
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in the sauce Bearnaise.
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I remember that.
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Remind me; I must talk
to the cook about that.
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I am very glad to see
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that you treat your
prisoners so well.
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Oh, the colonel's all heart.
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Oh, yes, I am.
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You see, my men are
prisoners in name only.
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I give them all the
freedom in the world.
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Oh, well, I must be
getting back to town.
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Oh, by all means. And
may I take you in my car?
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It's a nice little
town, isn't it?
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You have been there?
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Oh, yes. Every week,
Colonel Klink allows us
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to go to town on pass.
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It's part of the honor system.
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Isn't that right, sir?
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Yes, that's right.
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Oh, that is very
enlightened treatment.
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And no one ever tries to escape?
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Heavens to Betsy, why should
we when we have it so good here?
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Incidentally, that
reminds me, Colonel,
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it may have slipped your mind,
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but the men and I haven't
been to town in over two weeks.
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Some other time? They're going
to be awfully disappointed, sir.
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I don't want to discuss it now.
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This is the first time you've
gone back on your word, sir.
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I, uh... I don't know how
I'm going to tell the men.
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Hogan...
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Well, I didn't want to
spoil the surprise, sir,
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but the reason they
were going to town
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was to get you a
birthday present.
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It's not my birthday.
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Birthdays aren't
on the calendar.
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It's in the heart.
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Colonel... it seems to me
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if the men are
looking forward to it...
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I'd love to, Dr. Svenson,
but there's no transportation.
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We'll go in your
car. It's too crowded.
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I wouldn't care.
Then it's settled.
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I'll get packed. Good!
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Hold it! Halt!
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Take it easy, Schultz.
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I'm just getting
a drink of water.
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Don't be so jumpy.
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You heard what the
commandant said.
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No monkey business.
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So everybody sit
down, and no tricks.
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Come on, Schultz, you
wouldn't really shoot us...
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would you?
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I have my instructions.
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If necessary, shoot to kill.
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So no funny stuff.
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All right, fellas, take
it easy on Schultz.
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Boy, some vacation.
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Might just as well
be back at camp
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for all the good
we're doing here.
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I wouldn't say that.
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Svenson's room is on this floor.
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At least we're close to him.
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Yeah, well, we ain't
gonna get any closer,
261
00:10:23,072 --> 00:10:26,057
not with that bloated
Doberman pinscher watching us.
262
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,229
I'm getting sleepy.
263
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,410
Think I'll take a nap, too.
264
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,728
♪ Lullaby, lullaby... ♪
265
00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:53,928
Room 406, please.
266
00:11:55,598 --> 00:11:57,409
Hello, Dr. Svenson?
267
00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:58,733
Is Colonel Klink there?
268
00:11:58,768 --> 00:12:00,735
General Burkhalter calling.
269
00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:03,204
Send that boy to camp.
270
00:12:05,374 --> 00:12:06,890
Hello, Klink?
271
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:10,177
You idiot! What are
you doing in town?
272
00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:13,881
I am here at your
office waiting for you.
273
00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:19,020
Are you arguing with me, Klink?
274
00:12:19,055 --> 00:12:20,688
Now listen.
275
00:12:20,723 --> 00:12:24,525
I want you back here
at camp right away.
276
00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:26,027
I am counting.
277
00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:27,528
One!
278
00:12:27,564 --> 00:12:28,863
Two!
279
00:12:28,898 --> 00:12:29,898
Three!
280
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:35,055
I think he'll break some
records getting back to camp.
281
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:36,637
Got the bomb?
282
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,672
Right here.
283
00:12:38,775 --> 00:12:40,319
It's a most unusual
fountain pen...
284
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,959
For writing off people.
285
00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,155
And the whole thing is a bomb?
286
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,312
We're only blowing up one guy.
287
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:48,766
How's it work?
288
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,445
Well, you take the
top off, it'll explode.
289
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:51,680
If you want a delayed action,
290
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:52,948
you just twist this little ring
291
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:53,938
that the clip's on.
292
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,539
It's like an egg timer.
293
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:57,019
Yeah, instead of the
egg being finished,
294
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,160
it's the guy that gets finished.
295
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,305
I wish it wasn't Svenson.
296
00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:01,640
He seems like a nice guy.
297
00:13:01,664 --> 00:13:03,731
I'm not crazy about
the idea, either.
298
00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:05,633
But it's got to be done.
299
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,150
He's going to wake himself up.
300
00:13:11,174 --> 00:13:12,140
How can he?
301
00:13:12,175 --> 00:13:13,274
He can't hear anything.
302
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,544
Come in.
303
00:13:18,181 --> 00:13:19,613
Doctor?
304
00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:21,249
Colonel Hogan.
305
00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:23,517
I thought Colonel
Klink was here.
306
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,520
Yes, he was, but he
left in quite a hurry.
307
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,583
Some business at the camp.
308
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,573
Won't you sit down,
309
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,074
I'll be with you in a minute.
310
00:13:34,798 --> 00:13:36,998
Speaking of business, doctor.
311
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,450
Are you going to give the
Nazis your new metal alloy?
312
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,555
That is supposed to be a secret.
313
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,555
Not anymore.
314
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,424
Whose side are you on?
315
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,859
I'm not on either side.
316
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,639
I'm not a politician,
I'm a scientist.
317
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,263
All I want is to end the war.
318
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,359
Good.
319
00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:56,717
And we want to be
the ones to end it.
320
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,431
Doctor, I can get
you out of Germany
321
00:13:58,455 --> 00:14:00,020
with the Allies in two days.
322
00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:01,055
No.
323
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,618
As soon as I
finish the formula...
324
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,807
You mean it isn't finished?
325
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,043
Two or three more months work.
326
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,662
That's good news.
327
00:14:07,697 --> 00:14:10,314
Gives me more time to
swing you over to our side.
328
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,651
I told you, I am
not taking sides.
329
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,486
You are wasting your time.
330
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,033
I don't mind wasting
a little time, Doctor,
331
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,123
if I can get you to
see my point of view.
332
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,894
I am going
downstairs for a drink.
333
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:24,930
Will you join me?
334
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:25,930
I'd love to.
335
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,064
Eh...
336
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,266
You want to write something?
337
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,313
Oh, I was going to send
somebody a message,
338
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,902
but, uh, it can wait.
339
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:41,079
♪ Everything happens to me ♪
340
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:46,184
♪ At first my heart thought
you could break a jinx for me ♪
341
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:51,122
♪ Und love would turn
a trip to end despair ♪
342
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:54,225
♪ But now I just
can't fool this head ♪
343
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,260
♪ But he's for me ♪
344
00:14:56,296 --> 00:15:00,815
♪ I mortgage all my
castles in the air ♪
345
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:03,834
♪ I telegraphed and phoned ♪
346
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:06,153
♪ I sent an airmail
special, too. ♪
347
00:15:06,188 --> 00:15:07,850
Look, if you don't
like New York,
348
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,285
there's always California.! Shh.
349
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,643
♪ And there was
even postage due ♪
350
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:16,880
♪ I fell in love just once and
then it had to be with you ♪
351
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:22,620
♪ Everything happens to me ♪
352
00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:33,181
Here's your drink.
353
00:15:34,718 --> 00:15:37,118
I, uh, didn't realize
354
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,864
you were such a music lover.
355
00:15:38,888 --> 00:15:39,965
I'll have to tell her
356
00:15:39,989 --> 00:15:42,134
how much you enjoyed
her performance.
357
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,240
You know her?
358
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,810
You know that wonderful girl?
359
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:46,877
Can I meet her?
360
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,646
I think it could be arranged.
361
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,048
Fine! How soon?
362
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,967
Why not right now?
363
00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:54,468
Wonderful!
364
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,158
How's it all going?
365
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,793
I think I found the
good doctor's weakness.
366
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:05,496
In the report Kinch
received from headquarters,
367
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,343
what did it say about
his being married?
368
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,567
Said he'd been down the aisle,
369
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,335
made the trip four times.
370
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,098
He's practically a commuter.
371
00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:16,657
Yep, the good doctor's
a sucker for dames.
372
00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,692
You know, with a
brainy fellow like that,
373
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,395
I thought he'd have had a
more dignified weakness.
374
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:23,197
You know, like
listening to symphonies.
375
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,753
Well, everybody hears
a different drummer.
376
00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:31,879
I think I'm going to
pay Magda a visit.
377
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,552
How does she fit in to all this?
378
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,442
Now, if you were
in love with a girl
379
00:16:35,478 --> 00:16:37,711
that was going to go to
Hollywood for a screen test,
380
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,712
wouldn't you follow her?
381
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:39,580
Of course I would.
382
00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:40,726
Any man would.
383
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,983
The doctor's a man.
384
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:47,605
Ja? Who is it?
385
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,000
An admirer.
386
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,291
I had to see you.
387
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,926
I've never seen
such a performance.
388
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,228
I've never been so moved.
389
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,486
Oh, ja, I noticed you.
390
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,154
You were the only
one in the audience
391
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,489
who wasn't applauding.
392
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,490
Well, that's right.
393
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,159
I was so moved, I couldn't move.
394
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,094
You really liked me?
395
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,174
Your talent is for the world.
396
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,432
Oh!
397
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,835
Excuse me, but,
uh... who are you?
398
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,882
I'm a Hollywood talent scout.
399
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,271
In the middle of the war?
400
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:22,272
I'm a neutral.
401
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,273
Ah.
402
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,553
Tell me, have you ever thought
403
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,687
of being a Hollywood star?
404
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,978
A Hollywood star?
405
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,613
Me?
406
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,726
Please, don't say no,
407
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,927
they need you.
408
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,685
But, uh, how would I get there?
409
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,253
Leave that to me.
410
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:38,055
There is a war going on.
411
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,435
Just let me hear you say
412
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,869
"I want to be a Hollywood star,"
413
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,471
and I'll arrange
for the screen test.
414
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,146
Well, then, yes, of course,
415
00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:46,580
I want to be a Hollywood star!
416
00:17:46,615 --> 00:17:47,581
Then it's settled.
417
00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:48,760
Oh, incidentally,
418
00:17:48,784 --> 00:17:49,995
these flowers are
from another admirer.
419
00:17:50,019 --> 00:17:52,119
A very important man.
420
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,388
"For the flower of my heart.
421
00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:55,789
Woodrow Eisner"
422
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,336
Well, that's not his name.
423
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,636
It's Dr. Carl Svenson.
424
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,194
A famous scientist.
425
00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:01,862
Svenson...
426
00:18:01,897 --> 00:18:03,130
I never heard of him.
427
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,177
Well, he's been doing
some secret work,
428
00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:06,345
but he's very famous.
429
00:18:06,369 --> 00:18:07,819
He'd love you to have
430
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,865
a late supper with him tonight.
431
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,557
Well, why he doesn't
ask me himself?
432
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,557
Well, he's shy.
433
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,537
Do you know what he said to me?
434
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,806
He said, "You ask her,
435
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,997
I wouldn't know how
to speak to a goddess."
436
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,049
He said that?
437
00:18:22,085 --> 00:18:23,050
About me?
438
00:18:23,086 --> 00:18:25,770
She really said that about me?
439
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:26,854
I can't believe it.
440
00:18:26,889 --> 00:18:27,917
Well, maybe you'll believe it
441
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,085
when she comes to
your room for supper.
442
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,241
She's coming to my room?
443
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,321
Insisted on it.
444
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,972
She wants to get
to know you better.
445
00:18:33,996 --> 00:18:37,998
Oh, how wonderful!
446
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:42,169
For the first time in my
life, I'm really in love.
447
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,804
You've been married four times.
448
00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:47,041
Oh, that doesn't
mean that I was in love.
449
00:18:47,076 --> 00:18:50,711
No, Colonel, this
is the real thing.
450
00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:52,280
Have you never felt the love
451
00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:54,315
that comes to a man
once in a lifetime?
452
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,733
Dozens of times.
453
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,484
Another unhappy message
454
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,428
from Allied
headquarters, Colonel.
455
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,255
I don't blame them.
456
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,714
It's been almost a week
and I haven't been able
457
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,950
to get in touch with
Svenson or Magda.
458
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,385
Headquarters is right...
459
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,031
I should have knocked
Svenson off in town
460
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,065
when I had the chance,
461
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,283
instead of trying to play Cupid.
462
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:19,790
But if your plan had worked,
463
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,469
we would have had
Svenson on our side.
464
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,993
Yeah, but it didn't work.
465
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,506
Now he's going to
complete the formula
466
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,745
and give it to the Nazis.
467
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:28,132
Company coming.
468
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,948
General Burkhalter,
469
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,016
what an unexpected
pleasure to see you again, sir.
470
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,751
Unexpected, yes.
471
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,086
Pleasure, no.
472
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,866
This is Herr Grosser,
of the Gestapo.
473
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:51,855
Heil Hitler.
474
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,168
What reason would
the Gestapo have
475
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,308
for being here?
476
00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:56,760
Of course, I will do
everything in my power
477
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,716
to cooperate
fully with you, sir.
478
00:19:58,748 --> 00:20:03,450
Last Tuesday you went to
town with Dr. Carl Svenson.
479
00:20:03,485 --> 00:20:04,501
Is that correct?
480
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,168
Yes, sir.
481
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,369
But that was all right,
482
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,183
General Burkhalter told
me to keep an eye on him.
483
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,808
On that evening,
he met a young lady,
484
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,709
Magda Tischler,
485
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,847
with whom he became
romantically involved.
486
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:17,848
Since meeting her,
487
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,449
he has not worked
on his formula,
488
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,786
for which our
government is waiting.
489
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,771
Well, that's love for you.
490
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:27,274
Oh, it was a terrible thing.
491
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,503
Klink!
492
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,528
You were responsible
for Svenson.
493
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,514
How did it happen that
he met this young lady?
494
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:35,677
Because, sir, you ordered me
495
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,296
to come back here
to camp at once.
496
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,397
No!! And when I got here,
497
00:20:38,421 --> 00:20:39,665
you weren't here,
not even a message.
498
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:40,671
No! Yes!
499
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,840
Sir. Sir.
500
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:48,112
"Returned to camp at
order of General Burkhalter."
501
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,629
This isn't true.
502
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,493
I was at my wife's
sister's wedding.
503
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:55,019
"General says he
was at wedding."
504
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,487
Klink!
505
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:59,139
Are you trying to crawl
out of your responsibility?
506
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,208
No, sir. No, sir, no.
507
00:21:01,244 --> 00:21:04,028
Gentlemen, I must
be honest with you.
508
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,963
When I make my report to Berlin,
509
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,949
you are both going to
be in very big trouble.
510
00:21:08,984 --> 00:21:11,544
Very big trouble.
511
00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:14,049
But I did get a call
512
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,150
from General Burkhalter.
513
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,251
Klink!
514
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,742
You are the last
one I would call.
515
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,312
It's your fault
he met that girl.
516
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,791
How do you like that?
517
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,726
The romance did take.
518
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:25,716
Yeah, but now the Gestapo
519
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:27,351
are going to put a
fire under Svenson.
520
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,430
Yeah, I know.
521
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,432
We've got to figure
some way to get to him
522
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,288
before the Gestapo does.
523
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,002
This is a big day...
More company!
524
00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:34,870
We've got to reach
Svenson and the girl.
525
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:35,859
Who is it?
526
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,895
You just said it:
Svenson and the girl.
527
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:44,802
Colonel Hogan!
528
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,982
You are just the man
that I want to see.
529
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,017
Yeah, and there's somebody
530
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:49,239
who wants to see you, look...
531
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,107
We want to get married,
532
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,753
and we want you
to be our best man.
533
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:52,743
Congratulations,
534
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:54,255
but your honeymoon's
going to be delayed.
535
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:57,113
I am giving up
my career for Carl.
536
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,282
I'm no longer
interested in Hollywood.
537
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,370
I just want to be his wife.
538
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,451
I hate to break the
bad news to you kids,
539
00:22:05,475 --> 00:22:07,085
but the Nazis
don't like romance...
540
00:22:07,109 --> 00:22:08,074
Especially yours.
541
00:22:08,110 --> 00:22:09,593
What are you talking about?
542
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,595
Here comes the answer man now.
543
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:13,263
Dr. Svenson!
544
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,631
You tell them!
545
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,611
Didn't I get a call from
General Burkhalter
546
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,268
in my room?
547
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,347
Not that you called, General.
548
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,038
That's enough.
549
00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:23,052
This woman is under arrest.
550
00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:24,274
You can't do that.
551
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,310
We are being married.
552
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,778
What are your
grounds for arrest?
553
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:30,013
We cannot allow
anything to interfere
554
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:32,516
with your working
on the formula.
555
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:35,636
That makes this woman
an enemy of the Third Reich.
556
00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:38,472
In that case, I have
stopped work on the formula.
557
00:22:38,507 --> 00:22:39,623
Colonel Klink!
558
00:22:40,676 --> 00:22:42,092
Place them both under arrest
559
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:43,805
while I make my
report to Berlin.
560
00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:46,696
I'll pick up the
prisoners later.
561
00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:50,567
Who knows...
562
00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:55,238
there may be a few more
prisoners by then, huh?
563
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:04,648
Excuse me, sir,
564
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:05,763
I believe you dropped this.
565
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,312
Come with me!
566
00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:29,150
All right, get down
into the tunnel.
567
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:30,519
There'll be somebody
at the other end
568
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:31,442
to get you to England.
569
00:23:31,477 --> 00:23:32,443
I don't know
570
00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:33,922
how to thank
you for all of this.
571
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,056
Giving the formula to our side
572
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,046
is thanks enough.
573
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,081
Oh, wait a minute.
574
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:38,755
There is another
thanks you can give me...
575
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,584
A kiss from the bride.
576
00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:41,585
Good bye.
577
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,620
Good luck.
578
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,326
Another day, another dollar.
579
00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:57,813
You all saw what happened!
580
00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:00,136
I was never near the
car when it exploded!
581
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:01,104
Was I!
582
00:24:01,139 --> 00:24:02,105
That's right.
583
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,217
And that's what I'll tell them
584
00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:04,074
when they ask me.
585
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:04,908
And don't forget,
586
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,688
I was right here with
General Burkhalter.
587
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:07,952
Well, let's see, now, were you?
588
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,179
You know I was.
589
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:10,781
Yes, of course. Yes, you were.
590
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:13,161
But there will be a very
thorough investigation.
591
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,217
That's right!
592
00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:16,219
Who knows what
they might find out.
593
00:24:16,254 --> 00:24:17,654
There is one thing, though.
594
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,656
Nobody will get
to see his report.
595
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,402
That's right, no report.
596
00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:22,793
What about Svenson?
597
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:24,205
That's right, what
about Dr. Svenson?
598
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,529
I thought I saw Svenson
599
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:27,230
get in the car with
the Gestapo man,
600
00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:28,231
didn't you?
601
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:29,878
Yes, I think I saw that, too.
602
00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:32,569
I know I saw it
with my own eyes.
603
00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:33,715
But what if Dr. Svenson...
604
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,506
Are you going to
question the general?
605
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:36,541
General Burkhalter,
606
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:38,052
if you saw it with
your own eyes,
607
00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:39,796
I saw it with my own eyes.
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