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Ridiculous. We've been here for over an hour. Keep your voice down.

A blatant insult of a hero of my stature. My father and I have dined with

King George himself.

The governor's going to hear my condemnation of his vehemence behavior

as soon as he arrives, when he ever shows up, if he ever arrives.

You wish the governor to pardon Serena?

Yes. Then silence.

Restrain yourself.

Ladies and gentlemen, the governor of Jamaica, Baron William Henry Littleton.

It's about time.

Welcome, honored pirate hunters. Who is this lovely creature I see before me?

This is my first mate, Commander Jules Dio.

And I must say, Governor, it is an honor to be in your presence.

You must be one of the most beautiful pirate hunters in all the Caribbean.

Indeed, quite possibly one of the most beautiful women in the entire British

Empire.

I can assure you, Governor, she is also quite deadly.

Indeed, her beauty does appear to be quite lethal.

Allow me to introduce...

Myself. My name is Captain Edward Reynolds at your service.

I'm quite aware of your name and rank. Then perhaps when you're done eating

your hand... You are quite an exceptionally dashing young

man yourself, aren't you?

Well, thank you, Governor.

The women must be clawing at your hull to get aboard your massive vessel.

Well, it is no secret of my allure to women. And these mighty guns of steel.

Mm-hmm.

You are most strong.

The men aboard your ship must be in awe and jealousy at your virility and

classical beauty.

Thank you, Governor. I must say you're quite dapper yourself, and you must tell

me who's your tailor.

Governor, may we speak to you about an urgent matter?

Why, yes, of course.

Please, you sit down.

Ah, splendid.

I see you have both dined.

I hope that you do not mind watching me eat. I have a voracious appetite for

food and other mouth-watering desires.

How disrespectful of me.

I forgot to thank you on behalf of His Majesty for vanquishing Captain Victor

Stagnetti.

Tell me, just how did you defeat the bastard?

It's all about timing.

You see, the Sea Stallion's guns were malfunctioning. At the precise time the

Devil's Rose came along broadside, I was able to fire all the guns.

So, you fired the guns yourself during the battle?

No, I was at the helm.

Ah, so it was your master gunner who saved the day.

Please, proceed with what you were saying before. You've issued a arrest

warrant for Serena, Captain Stegnity's first mate.

Hmm, marvelous. Can you bring her before me?

I... His Majesty is longing to see the infamous Serena hang at the execution

docks. We don't have her. What?

That's rather odd.

I had information she was aboard your ship. Where is she?

It's very complicated. You see, I... She fled when she discovered we were sailing

to Kingston.

Hmm.

His Majesty will be most displeased.

Normally, I would be forced to hang you both.

For harboring a pirate and worse, allowing her escape.

Serena helped kill Victor Signetti.

What? Bloody impossible.

No, it's true.

She bannered his ship and helped us. That's why we're here begging for her

pardon. It was with her aid that we were able to defeat the Devil's Rose.

Well, I would like to, but my hands are tied by the king.

He wants her dead, like Blackbeard and so many others before him. There must be

some way His Majesty can forgive Serena.

Well, it is possible perhaps you could perform a service for His Majesty.

What is it?

Well, there was a missionary ship with the Archbishop of Canterbury on board

and some vital treasure.

And it was attacked by some Barbary pirates under the command of a Chinese

pirate empress named Zi Feng.

His Majesty wants the pirates executed and the treasure, a small blue pearl,

returned. We would be honoured to do His Majesty's bidding.

What is the value of this blue pearl?

No actual value, just sentimental value to the king. Now look here.

It is an illustration of Zifeng's colours.

The text is Arabic calligraphy. It says there is no god, only Zifeng.

So.

You have quite a dangerous little adventure ahead of you, and the night

draws on.

Why do you not stay here with me the night and rest your bodies?

Hell, hell, and fuck it with blood. Thank you, Governor.

I would be most honored, but unfortunately we need to be underway

immediately, if not sooner. Thank you very much for your hospitality.

Do come again.

If we kill these pirates and return the treasure...

Governor Littleton will have no choice but to give a full pardon to Serena.

Wu. Yes, Captain.

Wu, what can you tell me about this Chinese pirate empress?

Oh, yes, Captain. She is raided by a dragon queen of the sea.

She is mortal and impossible to kill. Her weakness is chow mein.

Her weakness is chow mein?

Yes, Captain.

Jules, we're going to need a shitload of chow mein.

Edward, he's joking.

Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I know every Chinese private captain.

All right.

Now here's the plan.

Jules and I did some investigating around town, and we discovered that a

ship is leaving tomorrow for one of the last pirate havens on Earth, a small

island called Xibalba.

Edward and I are going to try to buy passage aboard the vessel tonight.

Hopefully we'll find this pirate empress.

How exciting.

When do we set sail, Captain?

If all goes well, Jules and I will leave in the morning.

You, Oxford.

Wu, I, and Olivia will stay here and supervise the repairs on the Sea

Stallion. You're going to need me.

I think it's best you stay behind.

Captain, with all due respect, don't you think that my talents, modest as they

may be, could be best utilized in a covert offensive such as Chevalhova.

Oxford.

Oxford!

You're third in command!

What I need from you is for you to stay behind in the sea stallion with Wu and

supervise the repairs.

Captain?

Captain.

Captain. Captain.

Really? Really.

Me? Yeah.

Captain Oxford.

Yes, sir.

Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Yes, yes.

I'm going to need your help if we're going to save Serena. What are you

talking about? What do you want me to do?

Your captain's foolishness is going to kill us all.

We must organize a mutiny.

Mutiny?

Never. Not only is he a fine captain, but he's my best friend.

Don't let your feelings of friendship get between the well-being of this crew.

I will lead us to safety.

He led us to victory against Dignetti, and he'll lead us to victory once again.

How did you ever become second-in-command being so weak?

Keep insulting me and you'll find out just how weak I am.

I fight warriors.

Not whores.

Are you not his whore?

Is that all you got? Is that all you got?

Is that all you got? Is that all you got?

Is that all you got? Is that all you got? Is that all you got? Is that all

you got? Is that all

you

got?

You can't be a whore unless you take that out.

You're not the only person who's been there, bitch.

Yeah.

Fuck, can you smell it? Yeah.

Mind your ass on my face, girl.

You're going to make me do it right.

I want to see that fucking... Yeah, you want to see that fucking rumor. Make it

red.

Yeah, I want you to hit me.

Harder.

Harder.

If you're going to hit me, you better fucking hit me.

Like the whore that you are.

You like that shit?

You like to walk with the country?

You wish you had a coffin, right?

Like a fucking whore.

Yeah, you want to say something?

You want to say something?

You're fucking turning me on.

Yeah, you have read me.

Do you like the warrior I am?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Tell me that I fucked you better than Serena did.

Tell me that I fucked you better than Serena did.

Tell me.

Serena fucked a better bitch.

Really? Yeah. You don't believe a fucking thing?

Don't fucking lie to me.

Don't fucking lie to me.

Your pocket's so fucking open. And your hand's fucking in there. I'm fucking

done. What?

That's right.

What? You know, you can fit a lot in there.

Yeah.