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Blabberball: Wo-pah!
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Earth gets a surprise
galactic bitch slap
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on Opening Game Day
in the Capital City of Lartha!
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As usual, your wise
and powerful leader,
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Lord Crayzar, was prepared!
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After the Rad Warz
ripped Earth a new one,
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He created The Game
to unite humanity!
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And now He's saving us again,
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this time uniting
the teams of The Game
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and fearlessly leading
the charge of Team Earth
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along with the mighty Ballmastr
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to meet the mysterious
alien threat head-on
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in his newest creation --
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Cosmic Super Fortress
Gold Diamond!
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Let's go live to Earth's orbit,
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where the battle for humanity
will be decided!
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Fear not!
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Lord Crayzar will guide the
Terra Defense Force to victory!
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All hail Lord Crayzar!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ 'Splosions flash
'cross time and space ♪
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♪ Final battle, human race ♪
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♪ Only together
we hope to survive ♪
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♪ Cosmic answers that we seek ♪
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♪ Rose's magic mystery ♪
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♪ Love and power
transform space and time ♪
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♪ Against all odds we send
our champion to fight ♪
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♪ Let's roll the dice ♪
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♪ Impossible,
but roll the dice ♪
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♪ Impossible,
but roll the dice ♪
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♪ Gold Diamond ♪
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♪ Crayzar's magic is our guide ♪
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♪ Gold Diamond ♪
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♪ Planet Earth
will be the prize ♪
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♪ Gold Diamond ♪
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♪ Gold Diamond ♪
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♪ Spinning flora harmonize ♪
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♪ New powers are synchronized ♪
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♪ Witness our hero
as he is reborn ♪
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♪ Spinning like
the Catherine wheel ♪
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♪ Rip through stars
and hardened steel ♪
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♪ Oh, our champion is real ♪
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♪ So real ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Ouch!
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Oh.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Explosion ]
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♪♪
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[ All gasp ]
Fear not, my partisans!
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Nothing rivals the greatness
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of Cosmic Super Fortress
Gold Diamond!
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Babyball: This giant ugly-ass
flying head's making me wonder
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what the hell
we're doing up here!
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Trust in Crayzar, Babyball!
He always has a plan!
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I'm ready to go AWOL and frag
Captain Crayzar on the way out!
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Gaz: Why don't you twoget back here first,
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then we can discussfragging the captain?
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Wow! The first non-moronic idea
I've heard all day!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Alarm blaring ]
They attached something
to the ship!
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Gasps ]
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If you wanna get to them,
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you're gonna have to
go through us!
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I suppose it's too late
to declare myself
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a conscientious
objector?
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Both: Fission Fists!
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♪♪
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Pinball Wizard!
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♪♪
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Ha-ha!
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[ Grunts ] Aah!
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[ Grunting ]
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Aah!
[ All gasp ]
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Oh! Gah!
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Who are these guys?
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After years of searching,
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I've finally located
the elusive Gold Saytar!
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You two
know each other?!
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Don't you recognize me,
Crayzar?
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It is I,
Tyetaynus the Conqueror...
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your brother!
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Awkward!
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Let this be
a day of reckoning
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as I deliver you
to the Almighty Saytar,
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where you will be judged
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and held accountable
for your crimes!
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[ All gasp ]
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Take the ball, as well.
It intrigues me.
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I'm not intriguing!
I'm dull!
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Very, very boring!
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Aaaaah!
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This is my most trusted
lieutenant, Hell Bastard.
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You are in his charge
while I deliberate your fate.
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I suggest
you submit to him...
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unconditionally.
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Well, this is a fine mess
you've gotten us into!
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Come on up
to outer space.
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We'll save the Earth,
have a few laughs!
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Oh! Poison gas!
Hold your breath!
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We're all gonna die.
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[ Screaming ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Chattering ]
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Ah! Ah!
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Hail Great King and Almighty
Father of all Saytar,
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Demon Saytar!
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I did what no other could!
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I deliver to you the traitor,
Crayzar!
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[ All murmuring ]
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Hi, Dad.
Crayzar!
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You were honored with a task
of great import --
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to obtain the Cosmo Diary!
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And there have been
no tidings for millennia!
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Space is so vast.
And boring!
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[ All gasp ]
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You continue to disappoint me,
Crayzar.
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Uh, will somebody explain
what's going on here?
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[ Thunder crashes ]
Aah!
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What is this
squeaking trifle?
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The so called champions
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of this pathetic world
they call Earth!
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Proof of the perverse
obsessions of Crayzar!
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This ball is his
ultimate weapon.
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It joins with the loins of the
Earth child to create a warrior!
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A ball?
Champions of Earth?
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This charlatan created an army
of playthings
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to worship him as a god!
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Crayzar!
What have I told you
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about diddling
with lower life-forms!
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Just a hobby, Dad.
A silly game!
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[ All gasp ]
Silly game?
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While we are burdened with
the fate of the universe,
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Crayzar cavorts
with sub-races!
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Who you calling a sub-race,
short stack!
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And all at the expense
of his mission --
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obtaining the Cosmo Diary!
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The Cosmo Diary
is Cosmo Boomer nonsense!
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-Heretic!
-Cynic!
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-Rake!
-Traitor!
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The Cosmo Diary
is a sacred artifact
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containing the secrets
of the universe!
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Ancient knowledge and wisdom
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are granted to those
who wield this holy relic.
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For eons we had no need of it,
as none threatened our power.
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But now, mysterious dark forces
have entered our universe.
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We call them Necro Mammoth.
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The Cosmo Diary holds the key
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to understanding
these ruinous beasts
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and saving the galaxy!
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Well,
I've never seen one!
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He treats his birthright
as if it was a hardship!
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He's guilty of treason
and must be punished!
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-Apostate!
-Idler!
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Crayzar!
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I strip you
of your powers!
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Daddy, no!
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Screaming ]
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I convey the judgment
of your fate to your brother!
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Bring Crayzar back to the fold
if you can.
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Otherwise,
I wash my hands.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Wind howling ]
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[ Gasps ]
Don't look so upset, brother.
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I'll return your powers.
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All you have to do is prove
you've learned your lesson...
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by destroying Earth!
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Anything!
I beg you!
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Please just return
my powers!
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Take the prisoner
to a holding cell
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while we move the ship
into firing position!
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You've been a naughty
little Saytar, Crayzar.
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You deserve a bit of punishment,
don't you agree?
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Hold on, Your Shortness!
You don't wanna get rid of me.
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Forget about Crayzar!
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Let's focus on you!
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What do you really want?
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To rule the galaxy,
of course!
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I can work with that!
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You know, on Earth I was a
pretty influential, popular guy.
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I can be quite useful to your
agenda of galactic domination.
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[ Laughs ]
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You are actually correct
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in the assurance
of your usefulness.
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I am?
Uh, of course I am!
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Every ruler requires
the occasional diversion
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of levity and mirth.
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You will be my fool.
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Ah!
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Oh-ho-ho!
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[ Chattering ]
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Alright, listen up!
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As acting captain,
I want to say that --
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This stinks!
Some friend Lord Crayzar
turned out to be!
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The Gold Saytar has
the Midas touch, alright.
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Everything he touches
turns to shit!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Okay, settle down!
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Ya know, a day may come
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when the courage
of humanity fails,
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when we forsake our friends and
break all bonds of fellowship,
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but not this day!
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This day we fight!
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This day we take back our ship
and save Crayzar!
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Ace: Save Crayzar?
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Crayzar sold out humanity
and is gonna destroy the Earth!
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The kid's right!
Screw Crayzar!
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Let's bounce!
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Hop in the escape pods
and get outta here!
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[ All cheering ]
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I hate to break it to ya,
but there aren't enough pods
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for the entire population
of the ship.
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Then let's fight
for the pods!
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Every team
for themselves!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Lord Crayzar,
protector of humans!
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Use your powers
to save yourself!
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Oh, wait.
You don't have any!
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[ Both laugh ]
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The fate of humanity's
at stake
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and you're just
hangin' around?
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Go away.
I'd love to, but, you know,
I got a sweet new gig here,
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hence my new look.
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So what's the plan?
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There's no plan.
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You're Crayzar!
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You always
have a plan!
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I'm a failure.
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Well, technically you're more
of a liar and a traitor,
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and leading your homicidal
brother to Earth's doorstep
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was a pretty epic fail.
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He sucks, by the way.
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I was supposed to usher humanity
into a new age of prosperity.
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Instead I am the cause
of its ruin.
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You also saved a civilization
that descended into chaos
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and unified it
by creating The Game.
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You made Ballmastr!
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You even helped
turn Gaz Digzy
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from a drunk dumpster fire
of a human into a champion,
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a leader even!
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I had such grand plans
for Gaz.
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You should have seen
the new secret weapon
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I designed for her.
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Wait, what?!
Secret weapon?
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I was waiting for the right
moment to share it,
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but it's too late now.
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If there ever was
a right moment, it's now!
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We gotta get this thing to Gaz
and let her do her thing!
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It's hidden deep inside
Gold Diamond.
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She'll never find it.
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So tell her
where it is!
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You pop in and out of her head
all the time
261
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,125
with your freaky powers!
262
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,626
When I had powers.
263
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:51,794
I failed her.
264
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,046
She doesn't want
my help anymore.
265
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,925
If anyone still believes in you,
it's Gaz Digzy!
266
00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:00,928
Well, she's wrong.
I've failed you all.
267
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:04,557
You know how to make balls,
but now it's time to grow some!
268
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,808
It's late in the game.
269
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,893
We're as far from the end zone
as we can get.
270
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,353
A win looks impossible.
271
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,646
T-The fair-weather fans
272
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,398
are already walking
to the parking lot.
273
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:15,484
But we've still got
one slim chance
274
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,612
to throw Gaz a Hail Mary pass,
so we gotta try,
275
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,490
because if we don't,
Earth loses for good!
276
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,325
Like it or not,
you're our leader,
277
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,829
so get your sorry golden ass
in gear and lead!
278
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,165
What's the final play
gonna be, Captain?
279
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,208
Uhh?
[ Gasps ]
280
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:35,004
If we both concentrate
and try to join our powers,
281
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,173
it might boost
my telepathic signal
282
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,507
and break through to Gaz.
283
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,801
That's the spirit,
Goldie!
284
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,344
Ha!
[ All scream ]
285
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,345
[ Laughs ]
286
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,763
-[ Gasps ]
-[ Groans ]
287
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,099
If it's about survival
of the fittest,
288
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,727
shouldn't the reigning champs
get an escape pod?
289
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,604
Nobody moves.
That's an order.
290
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,815
Don't you get it, Gaz?
There's no more Defense Force.
291
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,025
No more orders.
292
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,860
We should
save ourselves!
293
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,695
It's what Crayzar did!
294
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:02,198
I'm totally down
to not die.
295
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,365
[ Cheering ]
296
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,160
A captain goes down
with the ship.
297
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:10,539
Crayzar never gave up on me,
so I ain't giving up on him!
298
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,749
[ Crickets chirping ]
299
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,709
-Suit yourself.
-Let me at 'em!
300
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:14,835
[ Groans ]
301
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,046
I got sober for this?
302
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:20,216
[ Indistinct shouting ]
303
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,842
[ Mutters ]
304
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:27,973
♪♪
305
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,683
I'm sorry, Gaz.
306
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,895
If the ship goes down,
we go down together.
307
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,855
Thanks, little man.
308
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,233
[ Indistinct shouting ]
309
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,236
Come on, Crayzar!
Try harder!
310
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,612
I am trying!
311
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,072
This is just...weird!
312
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,908
It's only weird 'cause
you're making it weird!
313
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,952
I feel funny
with you down there!
314
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:51,038
Suck it up! I gotta do this
with Ace all the time.
315
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:54,041
It's no use.
We're just not compatible.
316
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,418
Sometimes it's not about
being compatible.
317
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,796
It's about going
balls deep!
318
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,090
[ Both screaming ]
319
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:06,011
♪♪
320
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:09,265
Crayzar: Gaz. Gaz!
Crayzar?
321
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,475
Search within
the heart of gold.
322
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,519
Join two halves, make 10!
323
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:18,023
Savage angel wings unfold,
unite us all again!
324
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,191
Huh?
325
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,944
[ Both groaning ]
326
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,113
Well, that was
some weird shit!
327
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:28,158
We can only hope the message
was received and deciphered.
328
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,743
Wait.
Deciphered?
329
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,121
Tell me you did not
send a riddle?
330
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:35,082
Just a small one.
But quite clever!
331
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,209
The fate of humanity
is at stake,
332
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,254
and you couldn't just
tell her where it was?
333
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,964
Old habits die hard.
334
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,882
Guard:
Did someone say die?
335
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,303
Because it's time for Earth...
to die!
336
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,346
Gaz: What makes you think
this is it, kid?
337
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,640
Crayzar loves riddles,
and so do I!
338
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,684
"Search within
the heart of gold."
339
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,561
The whole ship
is made of gold.
340
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,731
This is the center of the ship,
so it must be the heart.
341
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,357
The answer's inside!
342
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:08,824
♪♪
343
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,285
The only information
I'm gettin' from this room
344
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:14,330
is Crayzar's a narcissist
and a hoarder.
345
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,123
"Join two halves,
make 10.
346
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:20,336
Savage angel wings unfold,
unite us all again."
347
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:27,801
♪♪
348
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,511
Gaz, the palm!
349
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,930
Two halves make 10!
350
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,182
Huh?
351
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,479
Attention,pathetic humans of Earth!
352
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:43,233
Prepare to witness historyas I, Tyetaynus the Conqueror,
353
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,737
proudly rid the galaxyof your pitiful world!
354
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,113
We're all gonna die!
355
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,199
Goodbye,
my sweet Leto!
356
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:54,453
It has been a long,
strange trip.
357
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,164
Behold!
358
00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:00,167
The Quietus Wave Disruptor!
359
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,503
[ Crowd chanting ]
360
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,881
What is it?
A really big fucking gun!
361
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:08,300
Simply pull the trigger,
Crayzar!
362
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,511
Tyetaynus, I think
I've learned my lesson.
363
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:11,970
Why destroy Earth?
364
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,932
Think of all the slaves you
could add to your collection.
365
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,642
Or hunt for sport.
366
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,228
What do you think
I'm gonna do with your crew
367
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,980
after I melt turd diamond
into scrap metal?
368
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:22,981
Turd diamond.
369
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,274
Good one, boss.
370
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,734
Where the hell
is Gaz?!
371
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,904
I don't know, but if she
didn't decipher my riddle,
372
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,239
humanity is about to join
373
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,117
the intergalactic
endangered species list.
374
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,201
[ Gaz sighs ]
375
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,619
If we don't
get past these fools
376
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,663
and rescue Crayzar,
Earth is toast!
377
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,582
Gaz! Remember
Star-Steeple-Moonshot?
378
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,750
Oh, yeah!
379
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,294
Here's the church,
here's the steeple.
380
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,755
Score a goal
and please the people!
381
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:47,923
[ Shouts ]
382
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,341
[ Both grunt ]
383
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,843
[ Ace laughs ]
384
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:55,639
[ Grunts ]
Aah!
385
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:02,187
Whoa.
Savage Angel.
386
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:06,650
Any last words for thesedoomed lower life-forms?
387
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,110
People of Earth...
388
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,654
I am sorryI deceived you.
389
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,283
I dazzled you with alien powers
and a flashy backstory,
390
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,493
and you made me
your god-emperor.
391
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,996
No world meant more to me
than yours.
392
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:23,667
Yet your planet was wrought with
chaos, hatred, and endless war.
393
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:27,838
I created The Game not to
deceive you, but to unite you,
394
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:31,049
to remind you of the great
spirit that burns in your hearts
395
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,218
and lead you
to a bright new future!
396
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:37,139
No parent is perfect, but we
try our best for our children
397
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,974
because we love them.
398
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,642
I love you, my children,
399
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,854
and the love you gave me
in return became my drug,
400
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,147
my addiction!
401
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,399
He loves us!
I knew it!
402
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,151
In the glory
of that narcotic haze,
403
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,987
I forgot what it meant
to be a leader.
404
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,490
It took a friend
to remind me.
405
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,826
I don't like where this
is going, Crayzar.
406
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,329
My brother
has forgotten love.
407
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,747
Don't let him bully you!
408
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,583
Believe in the power
of human unity!
409
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,376
Show the universe how strong
410
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,545
and magnificenthumanity can be!
411
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,548
Challenge anyonewho tells you different!
412
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,425
I could never destroy Earth!
413
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,512
I may not be a man,
but I always have a plan,
414
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,598
and from now on, I will
live proud and out loud
415
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:22,184
as my true human-loving self!
416
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,603
And I will never apologize
for that!
417
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,439
Nothing you say matters!
I'll still destroy Earth!
418
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,691
But first,
I'll kill you!
419
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,987
Aaah!
420
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,697
Die, traitor!
421
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,409
[ Alarm blaring ]
Sir! Unknown object approaching
at high speed!
422
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:46,166
[ All screaming ]
423
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,545
Not bad for
a lower life-form, eh?
424
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,882
Destroy them!
425
00:18:53,966 --> 00:19:01,682
♪♪
426
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,392
[ Grunts, chuckles ]
427
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,727
[ Guards scream ]
428
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,895
Nice speech.
429
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,064
I had a little help
from a friend.
430
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,400
Say, isn't he
one of yours?
431
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,026
[ Laughs ]
432
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,741
Wow! That's an awfully big
sword thingy.
433
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,410
Compensating
for something?
434
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,370
Wouldn't you
like to know?
435
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:29,626
♪♪
436
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,796
Babyball:
Hey! Tight-Anus!
437
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,924
Oh. Bastard.
438
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:41,430
♪♪
439
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:46,852
♪♪
440
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,897
I have my powers...
441
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:50,898
back!
442
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,734
[ Laughs ]
443
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,737
Who's the fool now,
bitch?
444
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,284
[ All cheering ]
445
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,660
Welcome back,
Captain!
446
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,954
Let's get the hell
out of here!
447
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,415
Fire up
the main drive engines!
448
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,043
Just like the legendary
spirit warriors of yore,
449
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,961
I focus the energy
of my inner chakras --
450
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,504
Would you button it
for once already?
Seriously?
451
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,214
Shut the eff up!
Are you kidding me?
452
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,342
[ Engine sputtering ]
What now?
453
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:21,511
We need time to power up!
We're outta time. Look!
454
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,096
[ All shout ]
455
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:30,479
♪♪
456
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,939
[ Beeping ]
457
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,398
Earth is in my sights,
458
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,735
and Gold Diamond is directly
in the line of fire!
459
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,780
I'll finish you all
in a single shot!
460
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:43,241
[ Laughs evilly ]
461
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:52,250
♪♪
462
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,002
[ Laughs evilly ]
463
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:58,173
♪♪
464
00:20:58,256 --> 00:21:02,344
[ Echoing ] Crayzar!
465
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,721
Babyball: So that's
a Necro Mammoth?
466
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,349
That's one ugly S.O.B.!
467
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,226
I thought you said
they don't exist?
468
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:13,188
I don't have the answers to all
the mysteries of the cosmos.
469
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,774
We need to find
the Cosmo Diary!
470
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,192
Engines online!
471
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:20,904
Let us begin a new journey --
nay, an odyssey!
472
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:26,159
The search for the Cosmo Diary
begins now.
473
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,704
Journey swift
to stars unknown.
474
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:32,165
Be brave, be bold,
be heroes known.
475
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:35,544
Alea Iacta Est,
the die is cast.
476
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,880
Face future brave,
let darkness pass.
477
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,718
Be fierce, be strong,
both grow and learn.
478
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,513
Once Rubicon crossed,
there's no return.
479
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:54,855
♪♪
480
00:21:54,938 --> 00:22:03,238
♪♪
481
00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:11,580
♪♪
482
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:20,047
♪♪
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