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[Samir]
Can you turn down the photo
of my grandpa, please?
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[Billie] Yep.
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Boys and girls
of Bayside, Queens,
welcome to acid night.
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-Thank you.
-Here we go.
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Tonight, we will be watching
Avatar: The Last Airbender.
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-[gasps]
-Oh!
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Synced up with
Green Day's album Warning,
because together they time out
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perfectly to tell the story of
the human condition.
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-So true.
-Totally.
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Now, it is very important
before dropping acid
to set an intention.
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For instance, my intention
tonight is to see beauty
in the mundane.
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-Oh... [muttering]
-And if there is time,
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see my mother as more of
a person and less
of a symbol. Issa.
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My intention is to understand
the stock market
once and for all.
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-Billie.
-Uh, okay.
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I am hoping to finally process
my parents' divorce.
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Oh. From 14 years ago?
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I didn't have time back then.
Model UN was all or nothing.
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-Mmm.
-My intention is just to enjoy.
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-Oh.
-And to convince Samir
to do acid with us.
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-No. No. I--
-Yes. Could you, please?
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Because again, Samir,
we do not need a trip sitter.
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-No, I can't. I can't do acid.
-[Anton] Why?
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Because last time I did acid,
a photograph was sent.
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-[Paul] What?
-He sent a dick pic.
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-Okay.
-To his aunt.
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No!
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-Dude!
-It's fine.
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The dick just happened
to be in the background. It...
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The dick just happened
to be in the background. It...
It was a feet pic, mostly.
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It was a feet pic, mostly.
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I'ma set the timer
for you guys.
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Okay. Hey,
for 30 minutes, please.
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-[Samir] Okay.
-Timer, Samir, not cook time.
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-I know.
-[microwave starting]
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-Shit.
-[Paul] Okay.
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Get ready for a night
of clarity and bliss.
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-Trip commences in T-minus 30.
-[Issa] I'm so excited.
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[Paul] Okay. Okay, okay. Ready?
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-Okay, three, two, one.
-One, two, three.
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[♪♪ music starts]
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[chittering, grunting]
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Did anyone else just see that?
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-Yep.
-Yeah.
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-Mm-hmm.
-I saw it.
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That was real. Mm-hmm.
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Guys, listen up.
Okay, in 27 minutes,
we will be tripping balls,
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and there cannot be
a raccoon in this house.
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-Okay?
-Yeah.
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-We will freak the fuck out.
-I am freaking out.
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-That's like acid-DEFCON 1.
-[Issa] Totally.
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Billie and I will start
by retracing its steps.
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And I think I saw it
come in from over here.
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-Go get it.
-Okay, great.
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-Go get it.
-Okay, great.
-Good luck, girls.
-Okay.
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-Good luck, girls.
-Okay.
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I'm gonna get the broom.
Can you just watch my pie?
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-I baked this.
-And then...
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You put on the pads
and you go get him.
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-[stammers] Sorry? No.
-But you're the trip sitter.
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-Dude, that's not what
a trip sitter does.
-We're high right now!
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-We're all equally
not high right now.
-But soon.
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I don't think it came
in this way.
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No, no, stop thinking
about that. I lied.
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-What?
-About my intention.
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I don't care about
the stock market,
and I never, ever will.
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-Okay.
-My real intention
tonight is to...
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[clears throat] ...have a talk
with Paul Baker.
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Oh. Oh, oh, like a...
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-like a capital T-talk?
-Yes, capital T.
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-Helvetica Bold, yes.
-Wait, why?
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Because we're in a funk.
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Every time we are alone
together, it is so weird
and, like, forced.
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And I just thought we could
do some acid together
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and, like, really let
our walls down, like
we did on our trip to Maine.
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-Wait, Maine,
wasn't that when you--
-Pegged him? Yeah.
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[chuckles] Walls down.
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[Samir] And you guys want me
to catch it. But then what?
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-Raccoons have hands, you know?
-[Paul] Yeah.
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So, then
it's just hand to hand.
It's like best man wins--
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Hey, hey, can I tell you
something? I lied, okay?
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My intention isn't
to find beauty in the mundane.
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That comes easy to me, okay?
I wanna have a talk with Issa.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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A talk about what?
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Dude, things have just been
off with us lately.
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You know,
and relationship talks, dude,
I'm so bad at them.
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I get, like, nervous
and clammy. I end every
sentence with "Yes, queen."
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-That's bad.
-I know it's bad.
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It's horrible. It's outdated.
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And so,
I just thought the acid could,
you know, put us at ease,
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help us work through it.
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-Yeah. Okay.
-Mm-hmm.
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-You think
it'll be fine though, right?
-Well, I mean, yeah, I hope so.
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Dude, she's brought
so much good to my life.
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Queens, multivitamins.
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And she brought me
my little broman baby boy.
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-Let's keep this
between us, okay?
-[Samir] Yeah.
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-[Paul]
Just until I talk to Issa.
-[Samir stammers]
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What are
you two whispering about?
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-The raccoon.
-There's a racoon
in the house, yeah.
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-Mmm.
-Oh, okay, good, smart.
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'Cause if we whisper,
it won't be able
to hear our plan.
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-[Paul] Yes.
-[sighing] Okay.
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-Okay, trip sitter, you're up.
-Yes.
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-Time to catch it.
-No.
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-[Anton] You wanted this.
-No. Why do I-- No.
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You said you were
a trip sitter. Here we go.
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Call animal control. There's
a whole department for this.
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No, Samy,
I don't wanna be tripping
in front of city officials.
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Hey, guys, can I just...
Can I say it?
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I think we should just,
you know... [grunts]
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-[gasps] Uh-oh.
-What?
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-[gasps] Uh-oh.
-What?
Put it out of its misery.
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Put it out of its misery.
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-You know, Old Yeller.
-[Billie] Oh, my God! No!
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Never seen it, but no.
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Oh, I'd feel so bad.
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If we are gonna kill it,
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we need to at least give it,
like, one last amazing night.
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-[racoon chittering]
-[screaming]
Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
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-No! No!
-[Issa] I mean it.
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-Go and kill it!
-Samir, it's time.
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-No! Fuck this!
-[all clamoring]
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What are you doing?
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-[panting] Yeah.
-[Issa] No!
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-No!
-No, no, no.
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-Samir, don't do that.
-This is all our problem now.
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-Samir, don't do that.
-This is all our problem now.
-[Issa] Yeah, no!
-Samir!
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-[Issa] Yeah, no!
-Samir!
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Oh, my God.
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Dude, that is, like,
so much more than we took.
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What?
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[Billie] It goes in,
boom, trapped.
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Hmm, I just feel like
we need a thicker heel.
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[clears throat]
Hey, uh, just between us,
I think maybe we should
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give Issa and Paul Baker
some space tonight, you know?
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Oh, for their talk.
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What? How did you know
Issa wants to have a talk?
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Wait, Issa wants
to have a talk too?
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Paul Baker wants
to have a talk?
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-No.
-Hmm?
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Yes. No, no, no. What?
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Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, my God, this is
so much worse than I thought.
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-What? Why?
-This is science camp
all over again.
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Oh, my... No, Billie.
Stop, okay?
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Your parents did not
get divorced because
you went to science camp.
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Yes, they did, Samir.
I was the glue, and then
I went to make model rockets
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in rural Pennsylvania,
and when I got back,
they were separated.
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How is that like this?
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'Cause I've been MIA.
I've been MIA.
I've been going on dates,
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and I've been on the job hunt,
and, apparently, I've left
you guys clueless.
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-[Anton] Hey, guys.
-[shushes] Anton.
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[clears throat]
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Are you guys talking about me?
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-No. No.
-No.
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I heard my name,
so did I do something?
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-No, I don't think
we... No. I...
-Did we say his name?
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Well, you're all whispering,
so just tell me,
is it a bathroom thing?
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No, could never be that.
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You're perfect in the bathroom.
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Okay. I'm leaving.
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But I remain skeptical.
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Okay, whatever we do,
we cannot tell Anton, okay?
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He has an insanely
guilty conscience,
and he will get involved.
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No, obviously.
Issa and Paul Baker
are grown-ups.
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-They're grown-ups!
-And they can figure
this out themselves.
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Yes, no futzing.
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-No.
-Okay?
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'Cause we are a group
that historically has futzed.
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Our futzing has sunk
many a surprise party.
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But we're not gonna futz.
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-No.
-Nope, not this time.
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Not tonight.
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No futzing.
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Issa, hey.
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-Dude.
-Yeah?
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Don't say I said anything,
but Issa wants to talk to you.
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Paul Baker actually
wants to talk to you tonight.
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-What?
-She wants to talk with me?
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-Yeah.
-About what?
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What could
he possibly wanna talk about?
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I'm making one last meal
for the raccoon. Stay on track.
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Do you think
he's ending things?
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No. D-Do you?
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Oh, my God, wait, remember
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-what Paul Baker said
about the raccoon?
-What?
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How the right thing to do
would be to put it
out of its misery?
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Billie, I'm the raccoon.
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No.
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Paul Baker is gonna put me
out of my misery. Oh, my God.
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Oh, he's breaking up with me.
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Dude, what if this is bad?
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Why is this happening?
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Things just started going well
for me. I have a girlfriend.
I have a best friend.
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-[sighs]
-Yeah, I can't lose him.
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He's, like...
He's my whole routine.
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-Like, he's, like...
He's my-my thing.
-[Billie] Issa.
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Why can't things just stay...
stay the way they are?
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-Yeah.
-Issa, stop, stop.
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You are Issa fucking Damani.
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Mm-hmm.
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And you don't go down
without a fight.
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-Get my sex dress.
-That's my girl.
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-It's on my dresser. It's damp.
-Okay. What?
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Okay.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
-What's up?
-Nothing.
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-What's up?
-Nothing.
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Chilling.
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-Did you futz?
-What? No. No.
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-No, we said no futzing.
Did you futz?
-No.
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-Great. Love you.
-Great. Love you.
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And remember, don't tell Anton.
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Hey, man.
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I know what
you're all whispering about.
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-You do?
-Mm-hmm.
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I figured it out.
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You think I let
the raccoon in, don't you?
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-Oh--
-But I didn't, Samir.
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It was not me, okay?
So you can all stop
talking about it.
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Okay. Yeah, we'll-we'll stop--
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Okay. Yeah, we'll-we'll stop--
It was me. It was me.
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It was me. It was me.
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I let the raccoon in.
227
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,764
But I didn't know there
were raccoons in the area.
228
00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:10,233
-Like, what?
-You're fine.
229
00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,170
I knew that there were
raccoons in the area.
230
00:09:12,237 --> 00:09:14,275
I knew that. That's a fact
that I knew. Okay?
231
00:09:14,342 --> 00:09:16,179
-But I didn't leave food out.
-Nobody said that you
left food out.
232
00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:18,416
I put my pie on the windowsill,
and then I opened the window.
233
00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:21,089
But it's not my fault, Samir.
That's how you cool a pie.
234
00:09:21,221 --> 00:09:22,892
-It was hot.
-Hey, you're fine.
235
00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:24,730
-You're okay. You're okay.
-It's how you cool a pie.
236
00:09:24,929 --> 00:09:25,998
I promise you're fine.
237
00:09:26,131 --> 00:09:28,737
This raccoon
is tearing us apart.
238
00:09:33,245 --> 00:09:34,515
[gasps] Stop.
239
00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:36,285
-When you freak out...
-I'm not...
240
00:09:36,318 --> 00:09:38,422
You-Your body tensed,
and then I thought
it was there.
241
00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:40,359
-[Samir] Okay, well, I'm tense.
-Anton, I'm using
your pie as bait.
242
00:09:40,359 --> 00:09:40,360
-[Samir] Okay, well, I'm tense.
-Anton, I'm using
your pie as bait.
-What? No.
-Sorry.
243
00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,830
-What? No.
-Sorry.
244
00:09:41,963 --> 00:09:43,132
[Anton]
You haven't even tried it.
245
00:09:43,265 --> 00:09:44,936
[Samir] Anton,
enough with the pie.
246
00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,105
-[Anton] Is it up there?
-[Samir] No, it's not up there.
247
00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,612
-Hey.
-Whoa.
248
00:09:51,081 --> 00:09:53,587
-What's going on there?
-I don't know.
249
00:09:53,753 --> 00:09:55,591
Where'd you get
all the jewelry?
250
00:09:55,658 --> 00:09:57,260
-Oh, this?
-Yeah.
251
00:09:57,327 --> 00:10:00,668
I just happened upon it
in Samir's mom's safe.
252
00:10:01,736 --> 00:10:04,141
[Paul] Is that a locket
with a baby photo of Samir?
253
00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:05,712
-[Issa] That depends.
Do you like it?
-What? What?
254
00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:07,047
-[hissing]
-[gasps]
255
00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:09,351
-Issa. Issa. Issa.
-Issa. Issa. Issa!
256
00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:11,188
-Not now. Not now!
-What?
257
00:10:11,255 --> 00:10:12,457
Look down. Down!
258
00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:14,896
-[Paul] Anton?
-[Anton] No, not at you. Down!
259
00:10:14,963 --> 00:10:17,066
-[shrieks]
-[chittering]
260
00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,235
Oh, shit!
261
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,606
[shushing]
262
00:10:19,705 --> 00:10:21,776
Guys, guys, guys,
it's staring in my soul.
263
00:10:21,876 --> 00:10:23,847
It's looking at me.
It's looking inside of me.
264
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,951
Wait, I think it...
I think it likes the shiny...
265
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,554
-Yeah.
-What do I do? What do I do?
266
00:10:27,721 --> 00:10:29,025
I think it likes
your necklaces.
267
00:10:29,157 --> 00:10:30,761
-Are you sure?
-[Paul] Issa, Issa.
268
00:10:30,828 --> 00:10:33,066
-Lure it. Lure it.
Don't worry, he's...
-[gasping] Oh.
269
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,067
[all clamoring]
270
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,203
Oh, okay.
271
00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:37,340
-[Paul] You got this.
-[Anton] Yes.
272
00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,750
-Hey.
-[chitters]
273
00:10:41,883 --> 00:10:44,321
-[Anton] Good.
-[Paul] Nice. Yes, yes!
274
00:10:44,321 --> 00:10:45,924
[Anton] Great, yes!
275
00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:48,631
-Good shake. Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
276
00:10:48,697 --> 00:10:50,199
Here you come, all the way out.
277
00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:52,505
-Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do, big boy.
-Yes!
278
00:10:52,771 --> 00:10:56,445
Oh, it's working. That's great.
Yes. Oh, my God! He's there.
279
00:10:56,679 --> 00:11:00,053
-He's there. You got it!
-[Paul] It's working.
It's working.
280
00:11:00,186 --> 00:11:01,757
-Issa, you're a genius.
-Nice! Nice!
281
00:11:01,923 --> 00:11:03,058
-Oh, my God.
-You want me?
282
00:11:03,192 --> 00:11:04,729
-Get back in!
-You can't have me.
283
00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:06,298
-Yes!
-Oh. [sighing]
284
00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:07,735
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
285
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,806
[laughs] I'm a sex symbol!
286
00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:11,075
Aw. Thank you--
287
00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:13,079
-[yelling]
-It evolved! It evolved!
288
00:11:13,145 --> 00:11:15,818
-[screams]
-What the fuck is that?
289
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,120
-[chittering]
-[Paul] Close the door.
290
00:11:17,287 --> 00:11:19,090
-Oh, motherfucker!
-No!
291
00:11:19,157 --> 00:11:21,461
-[Paul] Fuck!
-How did they all hear
about this house?
292
00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:30,079
What was that, man?
She had her sex dress on.
293
00:11:30,246 --> 00:11:32,718
She was trying to have
sex with me. Why would
she want to fuck me right now?
294
00:11:32,851 --> 00:11:34,221
I don't know.
I don't know, okay.
295
00:11:34,288 --> 00:11:35,925
-[sighing]
-People act out in emergencies.
296
00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:37,961
She's scared.
The raccoon's scared.
297
00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:39,732
I-I don't even know
how the possum's feeling.
298
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,872
Wait, uh, what was she
saying before about
the raccoon?
299
00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:44,174
-Yeah.
-How she wanted to give it
300
00:11:44,341 --> 00:11:46,178
-one last big night?
-Yeah.
301
00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:48,382
Shit in hell, dude,
she's breaking up with me.
302
00:11:48,415 --> 00:11:49,552
-Yes.
-No, no.
303
00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,422
-No.
-Samy, I'm the raccoon.
304
00:11:51,488 --> 00:11:54,461
She wants to give me
one last hurrah.
It's a metaphor.
305
00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:55,964
-No.
-Yes.
306
00:11:56,031 --> 00:11:57,869
Wow. What-What-What
is going through her head?
307
00:11:58,002 --> 00:11:59,939
She think
I only care about sex?
308
00:12:00,006 --> 00:12:02,912
Okay. Then-Then, hey,
we reject the hurrah, right?
309
00:12:03,112 --> 00:12:04,448
We slide the hurrah
310
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,085
-right back across the table.
-You can do that?
311
00:12:06,151 --> 00:12:07,521
We remind her that you
want more than just sex.
312
00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:07,555
We remind her that you
want more than just sex.
I do want more than just sex.
313
00:12:07,555 --> 00:12:09,324
I do want more than just sex.
314
00:12:09,391 --> 00:12:11,261
-Great.
-I don't know how
to say that to her, man.
315
00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:13,365
That's the relationship shit
I fucking suck at.
316
00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:15,504
Okay, maybe, maybe,
maybe you don't say anything.
317
00:12:15,571 --> 00:12:17,441
-[sighs]
-Maybe you just need
a grand gesture.
318
00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:19,980
Hmm. Yeah, I'll rip off fucking
Love Actually,
319
00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:21,482
and then she'll dump me
for being corny.
320
00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:23,419
-Yeah, dude.
-Unless...
321
00:12:25,891 --> 00:12:27,460
[both] She's never seen it.
322
00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:29,197
Mmm!
323
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:32,337
Dude, you're so smart!
You're so smart!
324
00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:37,748
-[doorbell rings]
-Okay. Okay.
325
00:12:37,815 --> 00:12:39,685
-Issa.
-[Issa] Yeah?
326
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:43,426
-Can you, um,
get the door, please?
-What? No. You get the door.
327
00:12:43,861 --> 00:12:45,931
-But, please?
-What?
328
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:49,070
-Issa, just get
the door, like, what?
-I... I always get the door.
329
00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:51,576
Okay, well, I always
build the traps, like...
330
00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:55,449
-♪♪ Silent night... ♪♪
-Oh. [chuckles]
331
00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:55,483
-♪♪ Silent night... ♪♪
-Oh. [chuckles]
Why-- Why are you out-- Oh.
332
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,523
Why-- Why are you out-- Oh.
333
00:12:58,523 --> 00:12:58,524
Why-- Why are you out-- Oh.
[raccoon grunting]
334
00:12:58,524 --> 00:12:59,892
[raccoon grunting]
335
00:13:00,794 --> 00:13:02,230
[Anton] Oh, my God.
336
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,168
[gasps] There it is. Okay.
337
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:08,042
-Issa, who's at the door?
-Um, it's animal control.
338
00:13:08,108 --> 00:13:10,648
Great. Okay, bring 'em in.
The raccoon's right here.
339
00:13:11,348 --> 00:13:12,885
[Issa]
"Things feel crazy right now."
340
00:13:12,951 --> 00:13:15,123
I know. There's so many animals
in the house.
341
00:13:15,222 --> 00:13:17,595
Issa, what's taking so long?
Bring them in.
342
00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:21,102
Issa,
he's looking directly at me.
343
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,705
-Let's go!
-Why are you subtitled?
344
00:13:22,938 --> 00:13:24,943
It's getting on the table.
It's getting on the table.
345
00:13:25,009 --> 00:13:27,915
Oh, it's going--
It's going to the pie.
Eat the pie. Eat the pie.
346
00:13:28,115 --> 00:13:31,288
It-It's flaky and-and yummy.
I baked that.
I baked that for you.
347
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,693
-Yes, I did.
Buttery flaky crust.
-[Billie] Get the basket.
348
00:13:33,993 --> 00:13:35,597
-[Anton] You will love it.
-[Billie] Get the...
349
00:13:35,864 --> 00:13:37,301
[Anton] Eat the pie.
Yes, it's crumbly
and delicious.
350
00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:39,137
-It's... What is it doing?
-No.
351
00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:41,709
-[Billie]
No, don't eat that. No.
-[Anton] Oh, God.
352
00:13:41,776 --> 00:13:43,580
-What is it doing?
It'll eat the acid.
-No.
353
00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:44,882
[Anton] It's eating the acid.
354
00:13:45,015 --> 00:13:46,520
-No. No. No!
-It is eating the acid!
355
00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:47,654
Oh, my God.
356
00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:49,157
Grab it! Grab it! Grab it.
357
00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:51,963
-[racoon chittering]
-[all screaming]
358
00:13:52,096 --> 00:13:54,167
[screaming]
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
359
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,341
"I don't just want
to have sex with you."
360
00:13:57,407 --> 00:13:59,244
-[Samir] Oh, my God,
it's chewing through!
-What?
361
00:13:59,311 --> 00:14:01,115
-[Samir] It's chewing through!
-I can feel its heartbeat!
362
00:14:01,248 --> 00:14:02,384
-[Billie screaming]
-Oh, my God!
363
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,087
[all screaming]
364
00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:05,991
[Anton] What do I do?
What do I do?
Its nails! I feel its nails!
365
00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:07,662
-[sobs] What?
-[Paul] No.
366
00:14:07,729 --> 00:14:11,101
-[Anton] What the fuck?
-[Paul] Iss. It's from a movie!
367
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,605
Issa, where is animal control?
368
00:14:12,672 --> 00:14:13,941
I sent them home!
369
00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,711
-What? [screaming]
-Bear down.
370
00:14:15,944 --> 00:14:17,247
-[Anton]
Oh, I can feel its heartbeat!
-Bear down, Anton.
371
00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:20,654
-B-E-A-R or B-A-R?
-B-A-R,
372
00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:20,687
-B-E-A-R or B-A-R?
-B-A-R,
or... Fuck... B-R... Fuck.
373
00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,290
or... Fuck... B-R... Fuck.
374
00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:24,361
[Anton]
Either way, I don't know
what it means, Samir.
375
00:14:25,162 --> 00:14:27,400
[grunts] I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
376
00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:32,511
I just think
it's crazy that I literally
asked what "bear down" means
377
00:14:32,578 --> 00:14:34,815
and people were just, like,
yelling at me.
378
00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:38,022
-I really thought you knew.
-No, and I know most terms.
379
00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:40,126
-Okay. I'm gonna
get you tissues.
-Yeah.
380
00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:42,063
Like I minored
in English lit, okay?
381
00:14:42,163 --> 00:14:44,635
-Like, I'm really smart.
-I know, I was there.
382
00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:46,004
-[sobbing]
-[door opens]
383
00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:49,144
Aw.
384
00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,783
-What happened?
-[sniffles]
385
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,085
He dumped me.
386
00:14:53,285 --> 00:14:56,626
-No.
-On giant paper.
387
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:02,404
-He just doesn't wanna
have sex with me.
-[sighs]
388
00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:06,011
Which is the meanest thing
anyone has ever said to me.
389
00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:08,448
Wait, Iss, did you read this?
390
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,019
-"I don't just wanna
have sex with you."
-[Issa crying]
391
00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:12,456
-Please... Please, please.
-No, Issa.
392
00:15:13,192 --> 00:15:15,630
"I don't just want
to have sex with you."
393
00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:19,037
I don't think
he's dumping you. I...
394
00:15:19,404 --> 00:15:21,474
I think he's asking
to open the relationship.
395
00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:22,644
[sniffles]
396
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:27,721
Wait, what? [sniffles]
397
00:15:27,721 --> 00:15:27,722
Wait, what? [sniffles]
I mean it's not--
398
00:15:27,722 --> 00:15:29,290
I mean it's not--
399
00:15:29,357 --> 00:15:34,267
But why-why would he wanna have
an open relationship.
400
00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:43,520
[clears throat] The raccoon is
in big trouble.
401
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:47,027
Did the raccoon explain
its, uh, point of view?
402
00:15:47,226 --> 00:15:48,530
Oh, the raccoon tried.
403
00:15:48,663 --> 00:15:50,767
Yeah, but then
the raccoon made it worse.
404
00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:55,009
Oh. Dude, I don't know why
the raccoon can't do
anything right!
405
00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:03,025
I got you tissues.
406
00:16:04,628 --> 00:16:07,233
So am I
the fucking raccoon or what?
407
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,137
-Oh, my God. What?
-Whoa! No!
408
00:16:09,337 --> 00:16:11,843
Then what the hell
have you all been whispering
about all night?
409
00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:14,448
Oh, my God! Billie, Billie,
you have to tell him.
410
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,951
-Just tell me.
-He's losing his mind.
411
00:16:16,117 --> 00:16:17,755
-Tell me.
-Okay, fine.
412
00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:22,430
Issa and Paul Baker
each planned this whole night
413
00:16:22,496 --> 00:16:24,167
so that they could have a...
414
00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:26,438
talk.
415
00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:27,775
Oh.
416
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:29,612
-Like a talk, talk?
-Yeah.
417
00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:32,684
-Is it bad?
-I don't know. But look at me.
418
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:34,989
You cannot futz.
419
00:16:35,256 --> 00:16:37,728
We've known all night and we've
both resisted the urge to futz.
420
00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:39,732
-Mm-hmm.
-So, you should be like us.
421
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:43,540
I'm obviously
not gonna futz, you guys.
When have I futzed?
422
00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:45,442
I'm not futzing.
423
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,286
[sighs] I'm just so tired.
Do you know what I mean?
424
00:16:50,452 --> 00:16:52,156
-I'm falling asleep.
-Yeah.
425
00:16:52,256 --> 00:16:54,662
I just want to be,
like, snuggly watching
426
00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:57,367
moms restocking their pantries
on TikTok when the acid hits.
427
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,705
-That sounds nice, yeah.
-Are you gonna be mad?
428
00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:01,175
-No, no.
-[Anton] Okay.
429
00:17:01,274 --> 00:17:02,878
You go, we'll-we'll take care
of the animals.
430
00:17:02,945 --> 00:17:04,214
Okay. Thanks, guys.
431
00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:06,251
-I love you.
-Love you.
432
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:08,488
-Love you.
-[Anton] Thanks
for the tissues. [sighs]
433
00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,359
Sorry.
434
00:17:11,262 --> 00:17:14,969
[♪♪ upbeat music playing]
435
00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:20,045
-Um, hi. Uh,
can-can we talk real quick?
-Yeah, what's up?
436
00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:22,483
Are you and Issa okay?
437
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,622
Uh, yeah, why? What'd you hear?
438
00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:27,160
Nothing. I heard nothing.
439
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,801
I'm just...
I don't want you guys, like,
rushing into any decisions.
440
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:33,540
-[stammers]
Rushing to what decisions?
-[Issa] Paul Baker?
441
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,409
I just don't want anything
to be my fault.
442
00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:38,583
It's not gonna be
your fault. You're okay.
443
00:17:39,686 --> 00:17:41,789
Oh, my God!
444
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,800
Okay, cool.
445
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,770
You don't just...
446
00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:50,674
wanna have sex with me?
447
00:17:50,707 --> 00:17:52,209
Yeah.
448
00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:55,249
Great.
449
00:17:59,324 --> 00:18:00,794
So do it then.
450
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:00,827
So do it then.
-What?
-I'm sorry, what? What?
451
00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:02,965
-What?
-I'm sorry, what? What?
452
00:18:03,031 --> 00:18:06,505
Come on, it's clear
that there is something
going on with you guys.
453
00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:08,408
It's fine.
454
00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:10,079
I know.
455
00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:11,749
So you guys can just like...
456
00:18:12,684 --> 00:18:14,287
get it out of your systems.
457
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,957
Issa, we don't need
to get it out of our systems.
458
00:18:16,191 --> 00:18:18,964
-There's nothing
in our systems.
-[Issa] Okay, prove it.
459
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,099
Kiss.
460
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,270
I don't know what
you want right now.
461
00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:23,907
Issa, look at me.
You're being crazy.
462
00:18:23,974 --> 00:18:25,543
What? No, I'm not.
You literally have
done it before.
463
00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:27,581
-Not a big deal.
-This is weird.
464
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,752
-This isn't weird.
You're being weird.
-I don't think it's me.
465
00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:31,889
-You're the one who barged in.
-Like, if you would do it
before then not.
466
00:18:31,889 --> 00:18:31,890
-You're the one who barged in.
-Like, if you would do it
before then not.
-Okay, fine. Guys, fine. Fine.
-You're the one that
walked in here--
467
00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:33,158
-Okay, fine. Guys, fine. Fine.
-You're the one that
walked in here--
468
00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:36,565
-Okay, can we talk now, please?
-[Issa sighs]
469
00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:41,441
Whoa!
470
00:18:41,809 --> 00:18:42,911
We don't need to talk.
471
00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:46,786
I just want to be a part of it.
472
00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:53,733
Is this really what
you want, Iss?
473
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,470
This isn't about me.
474
00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:57,406
This is about you.
475
00:19:15,409 --> 00:19:17,714
Okay, now, also me.
Also... Yes.
476
00:19:40,961 --> 00:19:42,130
Don't be mad.
477
00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:44,935
I may have futzed a little.
478
00:19:45,469 --> 00:19:47,374
-Samir.
-I know.
479
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,112
-Okay, yeah, fine.
I futzed too.
-Billie.
480
00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:52,518
What? Okay, look,
if Paul Baker wanted
to open the relationship,
481
00:19:52,585 --> 00:19:54,555
-he should have just said so.
-What?
482
00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:56,191
I mean, I'm not sure
that it's something
she'll go for, but it's Issa,
483
00:19:56,324 --> 00:19:57,761
-she won't--
-Wait. Wait. Wait.
484
00:19:57,828 --> 00:19:59,263
Paul Baker does not want
to open the relationship.
485
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,636
Why do you think that?
486
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,338
Uh, because of the giant card
that he wrote her that said,
487
00:20:03,438 --> 00:20:05,611
"I don't just want
to have sex with you."
488
00:20:06,211 --> 00:20:07,915
No. No, no, no, no.
489
00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:10,219
It said, "I don't just want
to have sex with you."
490
00:20:10,286 --> 00:20:12,657
Yeah, that's what I said.
I said, "I don't just want
to have sex with you,"
491
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,828
meaning he wants to have sex
with other people.
492
00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:17,000
No, no. Oh, my God.
493
00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,903
"I don't just want to have sex
with you," meaning he wants
more than just sex.
494
00:20:19,237 --> 00:20:20,406
No. The emphasis was
on the "you."
495
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,677
No, the emphasis was
on the "just."
496
00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:26,585
-Okay.
-Okay.
497
00:20:27,721 --> 00:20:30,627
[Issa, Paul moaning]
498
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,267
Now, you and me.
499
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,205
Us? Really?
500
00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:38,309
-Mm-hmm. Mmm.
-Mmm.
501
00:20:38,376 --> 00:20:39,711
Get in here.
502
00:20:43,553 --> 00:20:45,489
-Is that my lip gloss?
-Shh. Be present.
503
00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:47,026
[Anton] Yeah. Yeah.
504
00:20:57,814 --> 00:21:00,887
-[Anton sighs]
-Uh, Paul Baker,
stop. [giggles]
505
00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:02,557
Your nails. [giggles]
506
00:21:02,757 --> 00:21:04,928
[Issa kissing, giggling]
507
00:21:17,353 --> 00:21:20,894
-Hey, hey, guys. Whoa. Whoa.
-Guys. Oh. Whoa, whoa.
508
00:21:20,927 --> 00:21:22,764
[all screaming]
509
00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:24,300
[hissing]
510
00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:26,705
No! [screaming]
511
00:21:26,772 --> 00:21:28,409
Oh, my God! I'm seeing this
for the first time just now!
512
00:21:28,643 --> 00:21:29,945
[all screaming]
513
00:21:29,945 --> 00:21:29,979
[all screaming]
[screaming] Window! Window!
514
00:21:29,979 --> 00:21:32,049
[screaming] Window! Window!
515
00:21:34,453 --> 00:21:36,793
-Get it out!
-Close it. Close it. Close it.
516
00:21:37,326 --> 00:21:39,096
Why do they all want me?
517
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,332
[screams]
518
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,936
[Paul exhales]
519
00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,640
Why the fuck were you
having a threesome on my bed?
520
00:21:43,707 --> 00:21:45,076
Because she wanted
to break up with me.
521
00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:46,713
Paul Baker wants
to open the relationship.
522
00:21:46,812 --> 00:21:49,050
What? I don't wanna
open the relationship.
523
00:21:49,117 --> 00:21:50,419
I wasn't breaking up with you.
524
00:21:50,653 --> 00:21:51,889
Why? [stammers]
525
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:57,499
-Yeah, uh,
so we may have futzed.
-We futzed.
526
00:21:58,936 --> 00:22:00,105
Just a little bit.
527
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,611
Okay. Okay.
528
00:22:03,412 --> 00:22:04,648
-We need to talk.
-Yeah.
529
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:05,783
-Yeah. Should we sit?
-[Samir] We do.
530
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,787
-I think it's best if--
-No.
531
00:22:08,956 --> 00:22:10,058
We...
532
00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:12,062
need to talk.
533
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,100
Yeah.
534
00:22:18,710 --> 00:22:20,647
I mean,
technically it was a foursome.
535
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,218
Can we not, please?
536
00:22:23,451 --> 00:22:24,588
I'm just saying.
537
00:22:25,389 --> 00:22:26,859
Why would I wanna be open?
538
00:22:27,426 --> 00:22:29,063
Because we haven't
been connecting
539
00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:34,307
and we have to try,
like, so hard anytime
we're alone together and...
540
00:22:34,374 --> 00:22:35,476
[Paul] Hmm.
541
00:22:36,411 --> 00:22:38,549
Why did you think
I wanted to break up with you?
542
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:41,387
[sighs] You've just seemed
so unhappy lately.
543
00:22:43,659 --> 00:22:45,429
Like you don't trust me.
544
00:22:46,097 --> 00:22:48,869
'Cause we almost just fucked
a giant rat thing
545
00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:51,441
'cause we don't know how
to have a conversation
with each other.
546
00:22:54,013 --> 00:22:56,118
All-All compelling reasons,
yeah.
547
00:22:56,384 --> 00:22:57,186
Yeah.
548
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:58,890
[both chuckling]
549
00:22:58,923 --> 00:23:00,425
[door opens]
550
00:23:02,129 --> 00:23:04,100
-[Issa clears throat]
-Is everything okay?
551
00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:05,236
Totally.
552
00:23:06,004 --> 00:23:07,875
-We're breaking up.
-No.
553
00:23:07,942 --> 00:23:10,146
-What?
-[Issa] Yes, yes. We are sad.
554
00:23:10,178 --> 00:23:11,648
Yes, we're okay.
555
00:23:12,049 --> 00:23:17,594
And most of all,
it is our decision
and nobody else's business.
556
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,032
[Samir] Mmm.
557
00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,203
[Issa] Oh, my God!
558
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,506
-They wanna futz so bad.
-Mmm.
559
00:23:23,639 --> 00:23:24,441
Okay, you guys
each get one question.
560
00:23:24,675 --> 00:23:26,177
Go. Billie.
561
00:23:26,444 --> 00:23:28,081
Is there anything
I could have done
to prevent this?
562
00:23:28,415 --> 00:23:30,186
-No, this is not your fault...
-No.
563
00:23:30,419 --> 00:23:32,657
...nor is the fact
that your dad fucked
his secretary, Rhonda.
564
00:23:32,724 --> 00:23:34,460
-See?
-Thank you.
565
00:23:34,995 --> 00:23:38,101
-Samy.
-Does this mean
Paul Baker's moving out?
566
00:23:40,339 --> 00:23:42,209
That I don't know.
567
00:23:42,476 --> 00:23:43,580
No.
568
00:23:43,779 --> 00:23:45,750
-No?
-No.
569
00:23:46,952 --> 00:23:48,690
Thanks, Iss.
570
00:23:48,889 --> 00:23:53,899
But I do think after tonight
we should just not hook up
with each other.
571
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,170
-Totally.
-[Issa] Like within
the group, right?
572
00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:59,579
I mean this is crazy,
so no more groupcest.
[chuckles]
573
00:23:59,946 --> 00:24:01,682
-[Anton clears throat]
-Anton.
574
00:24:01,749 --> 00:24:02,952
Was I the raccoon?
575
00:24:03,084 --> 00:24:06,124
-No.
-[all] I was the raccoon.
576
00:24:06,190 --> 00:24:07,761
What? I thought...
No, I know,
I-I was the raccoon.
577
00:24:07,861 --> 00:24:10,533
-Oh. We are so bad at this.
-[chittering]
578
00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:12,771
-[thuds]
-Okay, okay.
579
00:24:13,138 --> 00:24:15,042
-You guys, it's time.
-[Paul] Yeah.
580
00:24:15,744 --> 00:24:18,783
Let's put this thing
out of its misery.
581
00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:20,587
Yeah. [chuckles]
582
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,858
-Everyone grab a weapon.
-It's go time.
583
00:24:23,058 --> 00:24:24,160
[♪♪ upbeat music playing]
584
00:24:24,493 --> 00:24:26,364
[Anton whispers]
I don't have a weapon.
585
00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:28,102
[Billie] Okay, find one.
There's one on the ground.
You can just grab one.
586
00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:29,505
-[Anton] What?
-[Billie] Grab one.
587
00:24:29,705 --> 00:24:31,207
Hey, buddy, buddy.
588
00:24:32,977 --> 00:24:34,447
-[racoon chittering]
-Oh, oh.
589
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:35,917
[all gasp]
590
00:24:39,391 --> 00:24:40,660
Wait, guys. Guys.
591
00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:41,996
[chittering]
592
00:24:42,531 --> 00:24:43,600
I think it's vibing out.
593
00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:44,768
[chittering]
594
00:24:45,168 --> 00:24:47,073
-Oh, it's definitely tripping.
-It's tripping.
595
00:24:47,206 --> 00:24:48,843
Okay, maybe we take
the basket, right?
596
00:24:48,943 --> 00:24:52,216
-Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, yeah. Right?
597
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:55,356
Hey, pal, hey. Okay. Hi.
598
00:24:55,422 --> 00:24:56,525
-Hi!
-Colors!
599
00:24:56,759 --> 00:24:58,261
Ready? Ready?
600
00:24:58,328 --> 00:25:00,132
[Paul, Anton] Three, two, one.
601
00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,203
-Yep. Yep.
-[Issa] Be careful. Careful.
602
00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:04,107
-[Anton] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-It might be experiencing
ego death.
603
00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:05,475
-You got it?
-I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
604
00:25:05,676 --> 00:25:06,913
[Anton] Okay. Okay. Okay.
605
00:25:06,979 --> 00:25:10,620
Okay, okay. Oh. Oh.
Don't bite me!
606
00:25:11,622 --> 00:25:12,958
[whimpers]
607
00:25:13,025 --> 00:25:15,162
[all cheering]
608
00:25:15,162 --> 00:25:16,331
[Samir] Oh, my God.
609
00:25:16,398 --> 00:25:17,399
[Issa] Oh, my God!
610
00:25:17,634 --> 00:25:18,937
[all sigh]
611
00:25:19,004 --> 00:25:20,238
Oh, my God.
612
00:25:21,174 --> 00:25:22,309
All right.
613
00:25:23,145 --> 00:25:24,047
[clicks]
614
00:25:24,213 --> 00:25:25,917
[♪♪ "Church on Sunday" playing]
615
00:25:30,693 --> 00:25:32,597
Oh, great.
616
00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:35,402
We just got all the critters
out and now there's a little
old lady in the corner.
617
00:25:35,469 --> 00:25:37,674
[microwave beeping]
618
00:25:39,410 --> 00:25:41,281
Oh, okay.
619
00:25:41,314 --> 00:25:43,118
Yeah, it hit.
620
00:25:43,185 --> 00:25:48,095
♪♪ Today is the first day
Of the rest of our lives ♪♪
621
00:25:48,162 --> 00:25:54,173
♪♪ Tomorrow
Is too late to pretend
Everything's all right, now ♪♪
622
00:25:54,206 --> 00:25:58,582
♪♪ I'm not gonna see
That yesterday never was ♪♪
623
00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:02,957
♪♪ When I say
If I promise go to church
On Sunday ♪♪
624
00:26:03,024 --> 00:26:05,462
♪♪ Will you go with me
On Friday night? ♪♪
625
00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:10,506
♪♪ If you live with me
I'll die for you
And this compromise ♪♪
626
00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:15,169
♪♪ Let's have compromise ♪♪
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