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[♪♪ upbeat music plays]
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Ugh. If I'm ever in a coma,
put braces on my teeth.
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-Okay.
-[Samir] Thanks, buddy.
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[Issa] Oh, thank you.
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-Hey.
-[Issa, Billie] Hi.
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Wait, that's your secret smile.
You've got a little secret.
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-It's...
It's nothing really. It's...
-[Billie gasps]
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[Issa] Tell us!
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My sister wants my sperm.
[squeals]
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[Billie] Oh.
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Context?
Any context would be lovely.
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-Explain, please.
-Right, yes. Okay, scooch.
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-So... my mom and I
are on the phone, right?
-Uh-huh.
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I'm telling her I'm hungry,
she's listing off foods
I can eat.
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And suddenly she tells me
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that my sister Talia
and her wife are thinking
about having a baby.
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-Oh, my--
-Wait, wait.
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And then out of the blue,
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Talia texts me saying she wants
to stop by the house next week.
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[chuckling] I mean,
she's after my seed,
ultimately.
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Oh, my God.
First baby of the friend group.
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-That's wild.
-Look, it's not
that big of a deal.
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This is just what happens
when two little gay siblings
become two big gay grown-ups.
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I mean, you have
to assume one might ask
the other for genetic material.
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[clears throat]
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What? Why this?
Why the silence?
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No, nothing. I just...
I didn't realize that you
had that kind of relationship.
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You're famously a monster
around your big sister.
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-Yeah, that.
-I mean, yes.
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Have I historically been
something of a drain
to Talia? Sure.
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But does it feel so good
to finally be seen
as a faucet? It does.
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Like a faucet in a few ways.
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Can I just ask the thing?
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No, Samir, it's not incest,
okay? Her wife would be
carrying the baby.
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No, I was...
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-gonna ask if you feel nervous.
-Aw.
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A little bit.
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But mostly, I'm excited.
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-And honored.
-[Issa] Mm-hmm.
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And ready. Oh, I'm ready.
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[chuckles] Can you believe it?
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Such a good retcon.
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I was totally gonna ask
the incest thing.
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I was right there
with you, brother. Yeah.
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[♪♪ "Bad Advice" playing]
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♪♪ I need some bad advice ♪♪
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♪♪ Stay up tonight ♪♪
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♪♪ We'll make it out alive ♪♪
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[♪♪ song ends]
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Your egg freezing kit
includes FSH, trigger shot...
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-Gonadotropin. Where is it?
-Wow.
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I did not know
you were so serious about this.
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Yeah, Anton becoming
an uncle-father made me
take a good hard look
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at my own fertility.
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-Like, I'm an only child.
-No. You?
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Which made me special,
but ultimately lonely.
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So I want five kids.
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Which means I got to throw
some eggs on ice.
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Iss, please let me know
if I can help with any of this.
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-Okay?
-Thank you.
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-You know what
they say about fertility.
-No, what?
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-I don't know,
like, specifically.
-Oh.
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-Okay, I am off.
-Wow, there she is.
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Juror number four in the courts
but number one in our hearts.
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Thanks. Yeah, I don't know
why people complain
about jury duty so much.
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It's really not that bad.
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-And by that you mean...
-I'm having the best week
of my life.
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-There it is.
-Yep.
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God, all this time
looking for a job
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and then one comes along
mandated by the state.
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I have routine. I have
structure. I have a judge
who sees me as a daughter.
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I'm sorry I can't help you
with your egg freezing
this week.
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Oh, my God, it's okay.
My ovaries know you care.
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-[doorbell rings]
-[Anton] That's for me.
I've got it.
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I'm getting it.
That's for me. I'm getting it.
Excuse me! Whoo!
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-[Talia] Hi!
-[Anton] Hi!
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You guys, my big sister's here.
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[studio audience cheering]
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What the fuck is that?
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Wow, crown moldings?
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-Prince in a palace.
-I know.
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My face is on the currency.
I look regal but stern.
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-Like, mm-mmm. [laughs]
-[laughs]
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Okay, okay. Couch or chairs?
How do you picture it?
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We could do the couch.
I'm not gonna be
here that long.
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Great, couch.
I can really see it
on the couch.
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[Anton chuckles, sighs]
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-So...
-[chuckles]
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Do you want to start,
or should I?
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-I don't know how this works.
-I could start. Yeah.
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Okay, so you left this
at Mom and Dad's house,
so take that.
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-Okay.
-Oh. Mom wanted me
to give you this.
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She says you need
to drink some more water.
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She's worried that
you're only drinking juice
and you'll be dead by 40. Okay?
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-Okay.
-Good.
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And...
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Yes? [chuckling]
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I need you to sign this card
for Nana and Pop-pop
'cause it's their anniversary.
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All right? So here,
sign your name.
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Big boy handwriting.
Thank you, sir.
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Great, and signed for you.
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Thank you.
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And anything from me
that you might need?
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Like what?
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Come on. Talia. [chuckling]
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Anton. What?
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Okay, okay. [breathes deeply]
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You can have my sperm.
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Wh... [laughing]
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[both laughing]
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I know.
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It's the gift of life.
There is no right way
to react to it.
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[laughing]
What are you talking about?
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What?
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Because Mom said you
and Brooke were trying
to have a baby.
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Yeah but, like,
I'm not gonna let the kid that
ruined every family vacation
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father my child. [laughing]
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I mean, you left your jacket
at Mommy and Daddy's house.
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Okay. First of all,
it was Mom's car, actually.
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And you ruined Puerto Vallarta.
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-You got your period
on the banana boat.
-All right, we're done here.
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-I'm gonna leave.
-Bye.
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-What do you want me
to do with this?
-I don't want that.
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Fine, you probably
don't even know
how to use it anyway.
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-Fine, I'll keep it.
-If you insist. Okay.
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Opposite trick. You just
used the opposite trick
on me, Talia.
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-You're still doing
the opposite trick.
-I didn't, Anton.
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You did. Keep the Brita. Okay?
We don't have space
to plug it in anyways.
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Plug it in? Bro.
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It goes in the fridge.
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It's a figure of speech, Talia!
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That's a figure of speech.
You don't know slang.
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[line ringing]
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-Hey, baby.
-Mom.
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-How'd it go?
-He's a disaster.
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No, he's a full-on disaster.
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-[exhales]
-Oh.
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-Hey, Iss.
-Hey.
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Do you need any help with that?
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Oh, I mean If you're not doing
anything today, yeah, sure.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, I just need to jab this,
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um... [clears throat]
...into here, but, uh...
[breathes deeply]
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I'm scared.
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-All right.
-This feels huge.
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I'm just a child.
Samir. Like...
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-What if I strike the core?
-Hey. It's okay.
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[Issa groans]
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-Do you want me to try?
-Yes, thank you.
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-Do you want me to try?
-Yes, thank you.
Just know whatever I say
while you're doing it, like,
I don't mean any of it.
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Just know whatever I say
while you're doing it, like,
I don't mean any of it.
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Yeah. It's fine.
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[screams] Fuck you,
you're gonna die!
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You're a bitch!
You're a loser incel,
fucking eunuch, you bitch!
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-Let's try something else.
-Yeah, that sounds good. Okay.
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-Here we go.
-[♪♪ "KA-POW" playing]
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Sorry, go again.
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Sorry, go again.
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-Run at it. Run at it!
-Okay! [crying]
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Okay, I'm ready. Samir?
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-Here comes the airplane.
-Don't do that.
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Just throw it at me.
Throw... [yelps] ...You missed.
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-[gasps] Oh, my God.
-What?
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-Back up into it.
-I can't, I can't, I can't.
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Oh, my God. What is that?
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[yelps]
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[♪♪ song ends]
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[gasps] Nice.
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-What the hell?
-Right?
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Oh, my God, wait.
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-Same time tomorrow?
-Same time tomorrow.
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[Paul] Iss, you don't mind
that I'm not helping?
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[Issa] No, it's actually great.
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Freezing your eggs
is so vulnerable.
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You're, like, hormonal.
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Someone has to pinch
your belly fat every day.
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So I needed someone
that I could never, ever feel
any sexual attraction towards.
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And that's why I chose Samir.
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I'm a caretaker now.
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-Carly says it's
very becoming of me.
-[Issa] Aw.
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You can use "becoming"
like that. Did you know that?
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Okay, well, I'm glad
your fertility journey's
going well.
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-'Cause mine has been so bad.
-Sweetie.
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I mean, Talia has no interest
in having my child.
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Can you believe that?
She literally laughed
in my face.
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So, Anton? Some of us
are never gonna have
kids with our sisters.
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So, Anton? Some of us
are never gonna have
kids with our sisters.
Is that really the worst thing?
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Is that really the worst thing?
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Okay, but this isn't actually
about the kid, right?
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It's, like,
what the kid represents.
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Yes, this is about
how my sister sees me.
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Which is so far from
the charming, well adjusted
person I've become.
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-[knocking on window]
-[Anton] Oh.
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Regular or premium?
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Ugh. What would you do,
a splash of both?
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[chuckles] I'm kidding.
We'll just take
regular, please.
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-Thank you. Yeah.
-Regular it is.
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See? That's the charming Anton
that we know.
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-[phone rings]
-Oh, one second. Sorry.
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-[phone rings]
-Oh, one second. Sorry.
[Anton's mom] Hi, sweetie.
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[Anton's mom] Hi, sweetie.
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What the hell
is wrong with you, Mom?
You made me look like an idiot!
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What are you talking about?
What did I do this time?
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I'm talking about
your daughter, who you raised.
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Why would you raise someone
like that? I'm just curious.
Why would you do that?
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-Whoa.
-We know, yeah.
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So he's a delight
to all seven billion people
on this earth
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except the three
he's related to.
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Call her, Mom, okay?
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Tell her to take my sperm.
Tell her she has to.
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There he is.
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-There you go.
-Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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-You're a dream.
-[Anton's mom] Me?
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No, not you, Mom.
You're a fucking nightmare!
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-Hey, hey, Anton,
I think we should--
-Mom, Mom,
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if you don't fix this,
I will never speak
to you again, okay?
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We will only communicate
through Dad, and we both know
he cannot convey tone.
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I gotta walk the dog.
I'll call you back.
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'Kay. Say hi to Dad. Love you.
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[♪♪ dramatic music plays]
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-[Paul] Oh.
-[engine revs]
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Guys, I'm gonna say it.
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[chuckles]
I think this has been
the best day of the trial yet.
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Like, everyone is just,
like, bop-bop-bop, on fire.
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-[juror] Yeah.
-Totally.
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Hey, Rodney, be honest,
are we the best jury
you've ever seen?
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Oh. We got him.
He's smiling. He's smiling.
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Oh, uh, guys, that reminds me,
did everyone join
the group chat?
228
00:09:47,074 --> 00:09:48,911
-I did.
-[juror 2] I did.
229
00:09:48,944 --> 00:09:50,781
FYI, I didn't include
the alternates
in the group chat.
230
00:09:50,848 --> 00:09:52,585
They are alternates
for a reason.
231
00:09:52,652 --> 00:09:54,321
[all laughing]
232
00:09:54,922 --> 00:09:56,225
Should that go on the board?
233
00:09:56,292 --> 00:09:58,096
[all chanting]
Board, board, board, board!
234
00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,966
[Billie]
Okay, put it on the board.
235
00:10:02,237 --> 00:10:04,610
-Ugh, Is Billie home yet?
-No.
236
00:10:04,809 --> 00:10:07,147
[Issa]
Where is she? Oh, my God.
She left the kitchen a mess.
237
00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:11,255
-Hey, Ant,
so, earlier with your mom...
-Ugh. I know, I know.
238
00:10:11,322 --> 00:10:13,960
-We bicker.
-No, that was not bickering.
239
00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:16,733
That was like a whole other guy
I've never met before.
240
00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,204
-Ok-Okay.
-I'm gonna be honest with you.
241
00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:22,044
Your sister
is not going to want
to have a baby with that guy.
242
00:10:22,076 --> 00:10:22,978
That was not...
243
00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:25,751
-sperm-worthy.
-[sighs]
244
00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:28,056
It's just... It's hard.
245
00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:31,061
My family sees me a certain way
and then I act a certain way,
246
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,232
and then they see me
that way more.
247
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,802
The cycle, it's vicious.
248
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,807
[stammers]
No, dude, I get that.
That's family, right?
249
00:10:36,906 --> 00:10:39,478
But we got to show Talia
the person that you are now.
250
00:10:39,745 --> 00:10:41,950
-You're the most mature
of any of us.
-No, no, no.
251
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,388
-You have TSA PreCheck.
-No, Global Entry.
252
00:10:44,454 --> 00:10:46,192
You have a Wordle streak,
for fuck's sake.
253
00:10:46,259 --> 00:10:48,129
Yeah, and I'm actually diving
into Connections.
254
00:10:48,196 --> 00:10:50,133
-You're diving in!
-Yeah, I'm dabbling now.
255
00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,806
Okay, so let's show her
that guy, right?
And I can help you.
256
00:10:53,239 --> 00:10:55,778
-Really?
-Oh, yeah.
I'm the sister whisperer.
257
00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:59,384
My sister Blair Baker and I
have only ever fought
once ever.
258
00:10:59,384 --> 00:10:59,385
My sister Blair Baker and I
have only ever fought
once ever.
It was over Cheez-Its.
259
00:10:59,385 --> 00:11:00,621
It was over Cheez-Its.
260
00:11:00,821 --> 00:11:02,659
We said sorry for weeks.
261
00:11:03,026 --> 00:11:04,295
I mean, sure, if you want to.
262
00:11:04,361 --> 00:11:06,667
Hey, are you guys hungry?
[screams]
263
00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,870
-Oh, my God.
-Hey, Samy, wait!
264
00:11:08,937 --> 00:11:12,845
No! You're balding,
you're short, you're a loser,
you live in your mom's house!
265
00:11:13,078 --> 00:11:14,816
[Issa exhales]
266
00:11:15,317 --> 00:11:16,953
-Nice.
-Oh.
267
00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:19,892
-Best one yet?
Yeah! [chuckles] Whoo!
-Right?
268
00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:28,844
Hell of a day. Hell of a day.
269
00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:30,213
Ladies and gentlemen.
270
00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:33,052
-Rodney.
-The judge would like a word.
271
00:11:33,118 --> 00:11:35,457
Oh, my God,
I bet we're being sequestered.
272
00:11:36,358 --> 00:11:38,763
The bailiff has brought
something to my attention.
273
00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:43,139
Who here sent baked goods
to all the litigants
and their legal teams?
274
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,843
Oh, my God.
275
00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:47,682
In all my years on the bench,
I've never seen
anything like this.
276
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,451
No, you have not.
277
00:11:49,484 --> 00:11:50,854
Who did this?
278
00:11:50,954 --> 00:11:53,661
Because whoever did
just caused a mistrial.
279
00:11:54,261 --> 00:11:55,698
-What?
-[juror] Mistrial?
280
00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:58,637
-[jurors muttering]
-What? A mistrial?
281
00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,908
Goddamn it.
Who was it? Admit it.
282
00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:04,247
Guys, admit it.
If it was you, admit it.
283
00:12:04,247 --> 00:12:04,248
Guys, admit it.
If it was you, admit it.
Juror number four?
284
00:12:04,248 --> 00:12:05,751
Juror number four?
285
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,122
Oh, my God?
286
00:12:10,059 --> 00:12:11,462
Underneath her seat.
287
00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:13,601
Between our seats,
but mostly under her seat.
288
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,736
I can't believe this.
289
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,271
Juror number four.
290
00:12:19,144 --> 00:12:21,549
Can I please be considered
for the retrial?
291
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:22,952
[jurors groan]
292
00:12:23,385 --> 00:12:25,457
[sighs] Do you think we have
enough candles?
293
00:12:25,757 --> 00:12:28,763
Like, does it look candlelit
or just lit by candles?
294
00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:30,801
Okay, Anton.
Hey, Ant, look at me.
295
00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:32,672
Breathe, okay?
296
00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:35,343
You are a grown up
and Talia's gonna see
what the rest of us see.
297
00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:36,980
-Okay.
-Trust me, after tonight,
298
00:12:37,046 --> 00:12:39,686
your sister's gonna be begging
for your sperm.
299
00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:42,858
-Okay?
-Okay, you're right.
You're right.
300
00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:44,160
-[door opens]
-They're here.
301
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:45,964
-[Paul] Okay, okay.
-[chattering]
302
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,602
[whispering] They're here.
303
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,873
Wow, this is quite a fancy...
304
00:12:50,072 --> 00:12:51,375
what is it, a diner? [chuckles]
305
00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:54,381
-Well, we did the place up.
-Stop it.
306
00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:55,985
[Anton] Just for you.
307
00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:58,356
Uh, bro? We good?
308
00:12:58,422 --> 00:12:59,525
Because of yesterday?
309
00:12:59,592 --> 00:13:01,395
Oh, water, bridge.
We're here. [chuckling]
310
00:13:01,461 --> 00:13:03,299
-Okay. Good. I love that.
-Great.
311
00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,470
And you must be Brooke.
What a pleasure.
312
00:13:05,804 --> 00:13:08,075
-I'm so sorry. You are?
-I'm Paul Baker.
313
00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:09,712
I'm your maître d'
this fine evening.
314
00:13:09,912 --> 00:13:11,081
-Ooh la la.
-Right?
315
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,586
-[speaks French]
-[all laughing]
316
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:13,587
-[speaks French]
-[all laughing]
French. Le Louvre.
317
00:13:13,587 --> 00:13:15,791
French. Le Louvre.
318
00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:19,331
-[Paul] Please,
let us hang up your coats.
-Oh, yes, thank you so much.
319
00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:21,168
-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.
320
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,405
-[whispering] Put 'em in there?
-Hang on. Hang on.
321
00:13:23,472 --> 00:13:27,046
-With the menu
and everything. [chuckling]
-I know. It's impressive.
322
00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:28,584
[Talia, Brooke] Hi.
323
00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:30,687
Can I get us started
with a red wine, white wine?
324
00:13:30,754 --> 00:13:32,224
Do you have a Pinot?
325
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:34,829
Ooh. Lovely choice.
Let me go check the cellar.
326
00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:37,568
-[Brooke]
Okay, cellar. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]
327
00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:40,273
[Anton] You know what
I've been thinking a lot about?
328
00:13:40,339 --> 00:13:43,045
How Mom and Dad
have inner lives.
329
00:13:43,112 --> 00:13:44,916
Do you know
what I mean by lives?
330
00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:47,087
I don't know,
it's just something
I've been thinking about.
331
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,257
How do we feel
about a 2019 vintage?
332
00:13:49,324 --> 00:13:52,397
I mean, that's great.
That's the year
that we met, so...
333
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,702
-We know. [chuckles]
-We know. [chuckles]
334
00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:56,338
[both] Stop it!
335
00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:57,407
No way!
336
00:13:57,473 --> 00:13:58,610
Yeah.
337
00:13:58,677 --> 00:14:00,514
Sit your little skinny waist
down right here.
338
00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:02,417
[all laughing]
339
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,423
[Samir] It-It's crazy.
340
00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:08,029
It's like I'm back in
high school chemistry suddenly.
341
00:14:08,128 --> 00:14:11,235
"The meniscus." Never thought
I'd see her again.
342
00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:13,105
This is so sweet of you, Samy.
343
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:15,142
Aw. What can I say?
I'm becoming.
344
00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:19,184
No, seriously,
Samir has been great, Carly,
and I have not made it easy.
345
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:22,424
-No, it's a vulnerable time.
-I'm just impressed, Issa.
346
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,996
-Like, this takes
some real foresight.
-I know, right?
347
00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,833
Yeah, well,
she wants five kids.
348
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,636
One named after each season.
349
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:31,208
Fall and autumn.
350
00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:32,611
-Yeah.
-Beautiful.
351
00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,548
How many does Paul Baker want?
352
00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:38,021
-Hmm. I actually don't know.
-[both] No?
353
00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:39,759
But we haven't been dating
for that long.
354
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:42,464
So, like, you guys don't know
how many kids you want, right?
355
00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:45,169
-Well...
-Well, I always
wanted two kids...
356
00:14:45,269 --> 00:14:46,673
-Yes. [chuckling]
-...but Carly wants three,
357
00:14:46,739 --> 00:14:50,146
so we're settling on two
and a happy accident.
358
00:14:50,312 --> 00:14:52,183
And a Labradoodle named Randy.
359
00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:55,322
Uh, Russell. See,
we can't agree on anything.
360
00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:56,292
[chuckles]
361
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:58,295
-Okay, and we're ready.
-Hmm?
362
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,667
Fuck you! Fuck you! Die!
363
00:15:01,936 --> 00:15:03,305
[Samir groans]
364
00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:05,878
Okay, we got a runner.
365
00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:07,648
I'd cancel the reservation.
366
00:15:08,082 --> 00:15:09,752
[all laughing]
367
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:14,227
Oh, and I should mention
before it gets too late in
the night, dinner's my treat.
368
00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:16,432
No, come on, you can't blow
all this money on us.
369
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,638
No, no, no. Anton
is very fiscally responsible.
370
00:15:19,638 --> 00:15:19,639
No, no, no. Anton
is very fiscally responsible.
In fact, he has a credit score.
371
00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:21,342
In fact, he has a credit score.
372
00:15:21,509 --> 00:15:23,146
-[Brooke] Wow.
-[Anton] It's true.
373
00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:25,651
And a job in a skyscraper.
[chuckles] Who said that?
374
00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:27,053
[all chuckling]
375
00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:30,661
-It was me.
-[Talia] Okay,
then I'm ordering dessert.
376
00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:32,832
And I'm enjoying it.
377
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,807
So, Paul Baker, how long
have you been in New York?
378
00:15:37,006 --> 00:15:38,677
Like three years now.
379
00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:41,181
Like, wow, time flies.
I moved down from Canada
after university.
380
00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:42,618
-University.
-University instead of college.
381
00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:44,522
Oh, my God,
I love me some Canadians.
382
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:46,893
Honestly, New York really feels
like home now.
383
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,230
-Don't tell my parents
I said that.
-[Talia] Oh!
384
00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:52,037
Anton, you have
such nice friends.
385
00:15:52,104 --> 00:15:54,408
Aw. Thanks.
386
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,577
[whispering]
387
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,282
-Are you serious?
-Mm-hmm.
388
00:15:58,983 --> 00:16:00,854
-[Brooke] We could always ask.
-No, what? What's up?
389
00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,658
-Float it.
-Okay, um...
390
00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:05,329
-Wow, I can't believe
this is happening.
-I know!
391
00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:07,768
Okay, okay. So not to put
anybody on the spot.
392
00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:07,769
Okay, okay. So not to put
anybody on the spot.
-No, no.
-But, God.
393
00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,471
-No, no.
-But, God.
394
00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:13,112
Would you, like, ever consider
being our sperm donor...
395
00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:14,648
-[Anton] Yes!
-...Paul Baker?
396
00:16:17,554 --> 00:16:18,957
Are you fucking kidding me?
397
00:16:19,157 --> 00:16:21,094
Oh, hey, dude. Let's just--
398
00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:23,766
I have been begging
to give you my sperm all week,
and you're gonna take his?
399
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:26,238
Anton. We're just taking
a temperature check.
400
00:16:26,438 --> 00:16:29,612
-Temper-- They're just taking--
-I invited you to this dinner.
I'm paying.
401
00:16:29,612 --> 00:16:33,119
I am wearing a goddamn
merino turtle neck that
goes up to my fucking ears,
402
00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:35,891
-and you still
see me as a child?
-Yeah, I see you as a child
403
00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:38,696
because you're
yelling in a restaurant
like a fucking child.
404
00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:40,767
Actually, who's yelling now?
I think it's you.
405
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,838
-Because you make me yell!
-Do you hear her?
406
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,340
Do I yell in real life?
407
00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:46,312
-Never.
-I surely don't.
You make me yell!
408
00:16:46,512 --> 00:16:50,419
You know, my sister Blair Baker
and I once got in a huge fight
over Cheez-Its.
409
00:16:50,587 --> 00:16:52,925
[whispering] I'm not yelling.
I'm not yelling anymore.
I'm whispering. Okay?
410
00:16:53,191 --> 00:16:55,329
I'm whispering so quietly
that only a fairy can hear me,
411
00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:57,734
and the fairies are telling me
they hate you because
you're such a stupid bitch.
412
00:16:57,734 --> 00:16:57,735
and the fairies are telling me
they hate you because
you're such a stupid bitch.
-Hey yo, fuck your fairies.
-Okay. I get how
this can be frustrating.
413
00:16:57,735 --> 00:17:00,907
-Hey yo, fuck your fairies.
-Okay. I get how
this can be frustrating.
414
00:17:01,174 --> 00:17:02,344
[groans]
415
00:17:02,443 --> 00:17:05,049
Take my sperm, Talia.
Take it. Take my sperm!
416
00:17:05,116 --> 00:17:07,755
-[clears throat]
Carrot cake, Brooke?
-I'd love some cake. Thank you.
417
00:17:07,822 --> 00:17:11,228
-Do you hear yourself, Anton?
-[Anton] Do you hear yourself?
418
00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:13,466
-You're making
everyone uncomfortable.
-Me?
419
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,469
Look, they're muttering off
to the side. They're having
a full side conversation.
420
00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,373
It uses...
It's like sour cream icing.
421
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,277
You know, it would
go really good with coffee.
422
00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:21,381
Hello? Hello? What?
423
00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:25,490
Listen, if you don't want
to be here right now,
nobody's keeping you here.
424
00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:27,761
No, I wanna be here.
I set this up. I wanna be here.
425
00:17:28,061 --> 00:17:29,933
Then what do you wanna do?
You wanna sit down?
426
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:31,301
Fine.
427
00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:34,307
[gasps] Opposite trick!
428
00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:35,777
Oh, my God, Anton!
429
00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,548
You're embarrassing me
in front of my friend!
430
00:17:37,614 --> 00:17:39,685
You're embarrassing me
in front of my wife.
431
00:17:39,752 --> 00:17:42,056
Well, my friend is also
my husband, so that's two.
That counts twice.
432
00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:43,660
-I win.
-I'm sorry, what?
433
00:17:43,726 --> 00:17:45,697
Brooke, let's go. I'm gonna put
a baby in you right now.
434
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,436
I had sex with a girl once
and a lot came out,
so let's try it.
435
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,306
-I'm okay.
-Ew.
436
00:17:53,211 --> 00:17:55,349
[screaming]
437
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,822
I obviously don't wanna
have sex with a woman.
438
00:17:57,889 --> 00:18:00,492
Why would I want
to have sex with a woman?
I don't like women!
439
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:03,165
-I'm fucking gay!
-[door slams]
440
00:18:09,878 --> 00:18:11,783
[♪♪ gentl -[sighs]
-[knocks on door]
441
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,920
[Anton]
Someone's in here, Talia.
442
00:18:13,987 --> 00:18:15,356
Please...
443
00:18:15,924 --> 00:18:18,830
-Why didn't you tell me
you were married?
-Paul Baker needed a visa.
444
00:18:18,896 --> 00:18:21,067
So what, Talia? You don't know
everything about me.
445
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,940
No, I don't know everything
about you because you
only show me one thing.
446
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:28,415
Okay! I would love
to show you more, Talia,
but I-I-I can't! I can't. Okay?
447
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,923
If you were a stranger,
I could show you any part
I wanted, but I can't with you.
448
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:35,162
I don't know. I don't know why,
I can't. [exhales deeply]
449
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,580
-What? What is this?
-Put your hand in my hand.
450
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,288
-What are you doing?
-Just put your hand in my hand.
451
00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:51,428
Hi,
452
00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:53,967
my name is Talia,
and I'm your sister,
453
00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:58,710
but I'm also someone who writes
the newsletter for my building.
454
00:18:58,776 --> 00:19:00,412
I'm learning Italian.
455
00:19:00,814 --> 00:19:04,454
Also, when I get drunk,
I like to climb on things.
456
00:19:05,389 --> 00:19:07,828
This is so weird.
This is like we're at
a conference. I can't do this.
457
00:19:08,161 --> 00:19:10,266
-What is this?
-Just go with it. Roll with it.
458
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,736
Just do it.
459
00:19:12,771 --> 00:19:13,874
Okay.
460
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:16,779
-Hey, I'm Anton.
-Hi.
461
00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:19,952
Uh, I work in digital ad sales.
462
00:19:20,419 --> 00:19:22,758
And I have a recurring dream
about Zoe Kravitz,
463
00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:25,897
and my friends want me
to do a sleep study about it.
464
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,770
-Anton.
-What?
465
00:19:29,437 --> 00:19:31,341
I too work in digital ad sales.
466
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:34,782
I think I would know
if you worked in
digital ad sales, Talia.
467
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:34,815
I think I would know
if you worked in
digital ad sales, Talia.
Well, you never asked me.
468
00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:36,418
Well, you never asked me.
469
00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:40,794
-Do you use SalesDock Pro?
-I fucking hate SalesDock Pro.
470
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:45,203
[both] But it's the only way
to calculate ROI. No!
471
00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:47,307
-No!
-[screams]
472
00:19:47,374 --> 00:19:48,810
[both laughing]
473
00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:51,849
-What? [chuckles]
-Yes! [chuckles]
474
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,619
[Anton] Huh.
475
00:19:54,488 --> 00:19:55,590
Have my children.
476
00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:58,261
[sighs] We were so close.
477
00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:05,209
-Is that a no?
-[door slams]
478
00:20:06,712 --> 00:20:09,050
Okay, that's a big family.
So you want four?
479
00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:12,389
Yeah, I think four. Yeah.
Three girls and then one boy.
480
00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:14,026
You know,
so I'm like mainly a girl dad,
481
00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,164
but I still have a chance
to raise a good man.
482
00:20:16,231 --> 00:20:19,137
-How about you? How many kids?
-I always thought I'd have two.
483
00:20:19,204 --> 00:20:20,540
One I like,
one I don't. [chuckles]
484
00:20:20,607 --> 00:20:22,109
-Well, that's--
-[screams] Fuck you, you bitch!
485
00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:23,847
You're a fucking loser!
You live in your mom's house!
486
00:20:23,914 --> 00:20:25,817
-Fuck you, get away! [yelps]
-[Billie] Oh, shit!
487
00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:27,186
Issa, stop!
488
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:28,455
[Issa] Hop off my dick!
489
00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:30,593
-[Paul] Whoa! Guys!
-[Billie] Someone grab her!
490
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,964
[Issa] Fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you!
I hope you die!
491
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:36,038
-Get away from me!
-[Billie] Order! Issa!
492
00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:39,310
Order! Order! Or--
493
00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:41,683
Issa.
494
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,687
Issa, Issa.
495
00:20:43,754 --> 00:20:45,657
-You need to take it.
-I'm hormonal.
496
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:47,795
Boo-hoo. We are all hormonal.
497
00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,665
Anton, help.
498
00:20:50,734 --> 00:20:51,836
Give me it.
499
00:20:52,638 --> 00:20:54,373
-Stay back.
-You stay back.
500
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,211
Iss. Iss.
501
00:20:56,278 --> 00:21:00,219
-Needle's down.
Needle is down, okay?
-[breathes deeply]
502
00:21:00,419 --> 00:21:03,459
Issa. Look around.
503
00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:06,131
No one's forcing you
to do this.
504
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,802
Just don't.
505
00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:09,270
Okay?
506
00:21:10,272 --> 00:21:11,942
-Yeah.
-Okay.
507
00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:26,872
Opposite trick?
508
00:21:26,939 --> 00:21:28,241
I learned from the best.
509
00:21:28,441 --> 00:21:29,912
[♪♪ "Big Boy" playing]
510
00:21:29,978 --> 00:21:31,916
♪♪ Big boy pants
'Cause my pockets is thick ♪♪
511
00:21:31,949 --> 00:21:33,786
♪♪ Hello Kitty key chain
Hang straight from my hip ♪♪
512
00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:35,691
♪♪ Got a big boy bag
Got a big boy drip ♪♪
513
00:21:35,757 --> 00:21:37,594
♪♪ Make a lil girl sad
'Cause a big boy rich ♪♪
514
00:21:37,661 --> 00:21:39,397
♪♪ Big boy pants
'Cause my pockets is thick ♪♪
515
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,267
♪♪ Hello Kitty key chain
Hang straight from my hip ♪♪
516
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,172
♪♪ Got a big boy bag
Got a big boy drip ♪♪
517
00:21:43,238 --> 00:21:45,008
♪♪ Make a lil girl sad
'Cause a big boy rich ♪♪
518
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,879
♪♪ I'm a girl, I'm a girl
I'm a girl, I know ♪♪
519
00:21:46,912 --> 00:21:48,916
♪♪ But I got a big mouth
And a big boy flow ♪♪
520
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,787
♪♪ They only wanna listen
When the bitches bein' hoes ♪♪
521
00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:52,824
♪♪ But you're an incel
I can tell, I know ♪♪
522
00:21:52,858 --> 00:21:54,795
♪♪ Calling me a loser
Like I never really got far ♪♪
523
00:21:54,828 --> 00:21:57,033
♪♪ Your whole crew got more pigs
Than a cop car ♪♪
524
00:21:57,099 --> 00:21:59,037
♪♪ Kiss my feet
'Cause you'll never
See the top bar ♪♪
525
00:21:59,104 --> 00:22:00,540
♪♪ Wishing you were me
Every time that you pop bars ♪♪
526
00:22:00,607 --> 00:22:02,410
♪♪ Ouch, yeah, that one hurt ♪♪
527
00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:03,913
♪♪ Lemon juice in the wound
That's never gonna work ♪♪
528
00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:05,616
♪♪ Ow, that hurt me so much ♪♪
529
00:22:05,683 --> 00:22:07,286
♪♪ Ow, that was
Really really mean ♪♪
530
00:22:07,353 --> 00:22:09,291
♪♪ Big boy pants
'Cause my pockets is thick ♪♪
531
00:22:09,358 --> 00:22:11,161
♪♪ Hello Kitty key chain
Hang straight from my hip ♪♪
532
00:22:11,228 --> 00:22:13,065
♪♪ Got a big boy bag
Got a big boy drip ♪♪
533
00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:15,369
♪♪ Make a lil girl sad
'Cause a big boy rich ♪♪
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