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Damn! I know that man
has money hidden here somewhere.
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Well, I can't find any...
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...and I have searched my eyes
to the bone.
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Well, I know it's here somewhere.
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Bud, you were downstairs for
two hours. Didn't you find anything?
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Absolutely nothing.
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I brought these down with me.
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Now, I know he has hidden money.
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I got a sign from above.
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This morning, the bacon strips
on my Grand Slam breakfast...
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...were in the shape of dollar signs.
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You had a Grand Slam breakfast?
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Oh, well,
didn't I take you two with me?
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Oh, I know, I just ordered things
I knew you'd like.
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Did I have the sausage?
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A double order.
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Okay, kids, let's go back to work.
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I know he has money here
somewhere.
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Now, who wants to check
his underwear drawer?
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All right, I'll check his underwear.
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After all, he has only one pair.
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Now, Bud, you take the closet.
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Appropriate for you, Bud.
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And Kelly, honey,
you take the back seat of the car.
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Appropriate for you, Kel.
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All right.
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Whoa, money!
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Hi, Dad.
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Save the effort for the bathroom,
Dad.
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I saw the money.
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Pretty crafty, hiding it in the one place
even Mom has always feared to tread.
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It's not what you think.
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You're not gonna go
somewhere without us?
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Well, then it is what you think.
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But, son,
I'm going to a shoe convention.
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I thought after your failed beer-induced
"shoe d'état" back in '87...
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...you were barred
from the conventions for life.
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I was, but Jim Thompson wasn't.
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And that's my new name.
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- Dad--
- Call me Jim.
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Jim.
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Surely even a dull man
has asked himself:
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"Why would anyone
go to a shoe convention?"
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Stay on the cutting edge
of the shoe business, son.
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To exchange shoe information.
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To find out new shoe technology.
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To bounce shoe groupies
on my knee.
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And more importantly...
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...and this you must never
tell your mother...
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...this year, it's in L.A.
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L.A.? Home of Hollywood,
sunshine and huge man-made hooters?
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And let's not forget
their world-famous shoe stores.
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Oh, and what about
the city's culture?
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I've been saving up all my money.
Oh, look what I already bought.
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I'm gonna put it on the front
of the old Dodge to trick the chicks.
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Now, son, remember,
you must not utter a word...
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...to any member of the family.
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I swear, Dad. When do we leave?
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"We," son? I seek fun. I go alone.
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Now remember, son,
you're the man of the house now.
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And remember,
silence for the brotherhood of men.
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Mom! Dad's got his money
and he plans to spend it without us!
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I knew it! I knew it!
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- The bacon never lies.
- Yes, he's going to L.A.
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L.A. We're going to Long Island?
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No, honey, it's Los Angeles
we're going to.
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No, you're not! I'm going alone.
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- Well, can we drop in on Hef?
- No!
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- Can we go to Garfield's house?
- No!
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Oh, Al, can I buy a bra
at Fredericks of Hollywood?
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Hell, no!
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Now, hear me, all of you.
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I'm going alone.
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You can scream, you can cry--
Peg, you can threaten me with sex.
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You're not going.
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I, Jim Thompson, have spoken.
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Beautiful country, isn't it?
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It smells in this car.
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That's America you're smelling, kids.
Just look at its majesty.
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Daddy, are we there yet?
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Don't bother your father
while he's driving, Kelly.
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Are we, Al? Al, wake up.
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Oh, come on!
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Where are we?
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Kill 'em in the air, hey, Zeke?
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I thought you was Zeke.
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Maybe I am.
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Go on inside
and sauté us up a varmint.
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Hey, look! There's something
you don't see every day.
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People.
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- Are we alive?
- What do I know?
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Last thing I knew
we were on Route 666...
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...and now we got
a broken axle in our car.
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Nice driving, pumpkin.
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It was not my fault.
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I saw a sign that said "Dip"
so naturally I looked at Bud...
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...the next thing I knew,
we were airborne.
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Look, Al...
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...seems like we happened upon
a shoe salesman convention after all.
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All right, all right, let me handle this.
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Excuse me, six-tooth...
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...you know where
I can get a car fixed?
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Gas station, I reckon.
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Is there one around here?
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Oh, yeah. You just can't see it
for the hurly-burly of the traffic...
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...but it's right across the street.
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Peg, why don't you do the talking?
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They speak your language.
They're like your relatives.
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Look, gentlemen,
there is a cool 25 cents in it for you...
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...if you can haul our car
to a station.
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Well, normally it would be $400.
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But we'll do it for 200...
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...if you let us take our picture
with you, leopard woman.
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Oh, Al.
The rubes think I'm sexy.
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Yeah, I would too, Peg,
if I drank whiskey for breakfast.
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How much money we got?
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- Cash or in the bank?
- Either.
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- Including the traveler's checks?
- Yes.
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Five dollars.
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Five dollars?
Where did the rest of my money go?
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Well, I guess one of us shouldn't
have stopped at Oklahoma Nude.
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Well, pardon me for seeing America.
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I guess the only thing left to do...
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...is to wire Marcie
and tell her we need money.
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She may not take kindly to that...
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...since we borrowed her tires
late last night while she was sleeping.
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Just tell her the kids are sick
and are near death. Come on.
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00:10:09,153 --> 00:10:13,824
Daddy, we are dying of thirst.
Buy some pop.
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Look at this. A nickel.
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How do these rubes
make any money?
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I don't see any bottle opener.
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You will, when we see $5.
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Five dollars for a bottle opener?
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- You people are crooks.
- Yep.
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But we ain't thirsty.
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Well, here you go.
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Yeah, kids, this was a good idea.
God, it's hot.
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Oh, that's good.
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00:11:11,552 --> 00:11:13,921
Well, Marcie's money
ought to be here any minute now.
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Oh, let me get these shoes off.
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Thank you.
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Have you considered our proposal?
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I couldn't possibly marry you all.
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We didn't say "marry."
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You wouldn't survive one night.
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I guess not.
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00:12:07,085 --> 00:12:10,155
Hey, nice catch there,
young Zeke.
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Yep, but he killed
his better with his feet.
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Well...
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...what do you do around here
for fun, ZZ Tops?
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All right, Kelly.
All right, hold it, hold it there.
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All right, partners, you wanna
see more, put another nickel in.
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Can we have the little boy
stand on his head some more?
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I can't get enough of that.
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Well, the boy's a little dizzy...
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...so I'm gonna have to
up the price to a dime.
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Well...
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Bud, go ahead.
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That was only worth a nickel.
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But you have the girl there
shake her behind again...
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...and we'll call it even.
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Daddy, I have heat probation.
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When is Marcie gonna wire us
the money? It's been seven hours.
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- Howdy, Zeke.
- Hi.
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Well, just made the last trip
I'm ever gonna take to that mine.
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Got plenty of money.
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All I needs now is a car
to get me to the big city.
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Hey, $6 million enough
for a good city woman?
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Barely.
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Oh, got a rock in my shoe.
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Damn nuggets are everywhere.
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- Hey, that looks like real gold.
- Hold it now!
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Anybody here wanna take
this here mine off my hands?
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How about you, young Zeke?
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Not me.
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Accountant says I got to curtail
my spending this quarter.
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How about you, Zeke?
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Not me. Bad back.
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Can't bend over
and pick up gold anymore.
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That's why I got
this here bottle opener.
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Besides, I ain't got
a car to trade you.
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- Daddy, we have a car.
- Don't look too anxious.
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Dad, Dad, what if it's a scam?
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Only one way to find out.
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Gold!
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Listen, mister, all I got is the car,
the kids and the wife on my back.
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Please, what do you say?
You wanna sell?
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Well, I don't know.
You look like a nice fella.
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Gold would just ruin your life.
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And you've already got it all:
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A wife, kids...
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You must have more than this.
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Besides, you don't know
what gold does to a man's soul.
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It turns families into mobs.
It brings hatred and violence.
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Turns brother agin sister.
Husband agin wife.
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So it'd be just like my life now...
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...except I'd have gold in both fists
and I'd be saying, "Yippee, yippee."
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Well, all right.
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Like my Daddy used to say,
"You can lead a horse to water...
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- ...but you know he'll make a mess."
- What does that mean?
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It means a horse is a horse,
of course, of course...
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...but no one should drink
with a horse, of course.
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00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,252
Well, a couple of years
in them mountains...
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...you'll be laughing
your tochis off at that one.
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00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:04,853
Kelly, give the nice man
Daddy's car keys.
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It's the Dodge parked out back
with "Producer" on the license plate...
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...and an odometer
that reads seven million miles.
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A Dodge is a damn fine car.
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Ran over my wife with a Dodge.
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00:16:25,749 --> 00:16:27,851
Well, I could always
buy a new Dodge for that.
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- Come on, kids, let's pick some gold.
- No, wait! Wait!
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Wait, son. You need mules...
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...and picks and guns for bandits.
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And a horse, of course, of course.
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You don't see the humor, son?
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00:16:43,983 --> 00:16:47,553
Well, you're gonna need supplies,
and it's gonna take money.
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It's Marcie, getting out of her cab.
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Kids, cripple up. Al, die.
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00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:08,353
Peggy, we came as fast as we could.
Are the children all right?
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Gee, I thought you
were gonna wire the money.
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We decided we should come
in case you needed help.
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- You did bring the money, didn't you?
- Well, yes, yes, it's right here.
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Oh, my God! Poor Al.
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- Look, he's decomposing already--
- Give me that.
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He's alive. It's a miracle!
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00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:34,120
No, no. A miracle would be like finding
a rock shaped like Ricky Schroeder.
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You mean to tell me
your kids aren't even hurt?
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Well, growing up like this,
you can't exactly say we're healthy.
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Go play with the Zekes, kids.
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00:17:45,282 --> 00:17:48,418
How dare you call us
and tell us Al was killed.
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The whole neighborhood
was dancing and singing:
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"Ding-Dong! The Shoe Man's Dead."
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00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:00,850
It's a cruel hoax, Peggy.
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Why would you do such a thing?
Why? Why?
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For gold.
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00:18:05,715 --> 00:18:08,284
Look, Marcie, a gold nugget.
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Oh, don't tell me
you fools have gold fever.
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It's the 1990s, for God's sake.
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00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:18,285
What kind of idiot still gets
gold fever in this day and age?
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It's real gold.
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00:18:23,915 --> 00:18:26,818
I love it. I kiss it. I worship it.
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00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:30,185
And if it'll do me the honor,
I'll marry it.
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00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:34,252
Oh, gold, thou art my master.
244
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,817
Command me!
245
00:18:41,848 --> 00:18:45,485
Well, I guess it's real all right.
Where did you get this?
246
00:18:45,681 --> 00:18:47,283
From the man with the flies.
247
00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:49,683
Yeah, yeah, and I got it off him.
248
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,449
You see, we bought the mine...
249
00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,817
...but we don't have enough money
for supplies.
250
00:18:58,181 --> 00:19:00,116
Let me take care of that.
251
00:19:35,847 --> 00:19:38,116
I don't know, old timer.
252
00:19:38,281 --> 00:19:40,049
You know...
253
00:19:40,214 --> 00:19:44,085
...this nugget just doesn't look like
it's worth that much.
254
00:19:46,647 --> 00:19:49,183
It's really worth a whole lot.
255
00:19:52,414 --> 00:19:55,351
So how many more are there
up there like this?
256
00:19:55,514 --> 00:20:00,585
Well, there's enough to keep
you and your little fella here...
257
00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:07,618
...in baseball cards
for the rest of his life.
258
00:20:09,047 --> 00:20:13,418
Get your lice-ridden hands
off me, Festus.
259
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,116
I am his wife.
260
00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:23,117
Well, if I'm gonna go to the big city
I guess I'd better get liberal.
261
00:20:26,287 --> 00:20:29,690
So how much you asking
for your prospecting equipment?
262
00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:34,362
Well, $200
and the little lady's bracelet.
263
00:20:34,529 --> 00:20:36,764
Oh, it's my mother's bracelet.
It's impossible--
264
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,599
Done. Done.
265
00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:40,234
All right.
266
00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:43,437
- We're rich.
- You're half-rich.
267
00:20:43,638 --> 00:20:45,473
We got the map,
you got the supplies.
268
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,676
That means we're partners, eh?
269
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:53,614
Partners?
270
00:20:54,115 --> 00:20:56,117
- Partners.
- Partners.
271
00:20:58,019 --> 00:21:00,588
Well, it looks like the Bundys
and the D'Arcys...
272
00:21:00,755 --> 00:21:04,425
...are off to them there hills
to search for gold.
273
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:08,863
Will Al strike it rich and finally
be able to afford his own bathroom...
274
00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:13,100
...with toilet paper
as soft as a mother's kiss?
275
00:21:15,536 --> 00:21:19,507
Will Peggy strike it rich and be able
to get her own platinum credit card...
276
00:21:19,674 --> 00:21:23,444
...carried in the loincloth
of a Nubian god?
277
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:30,151
Will Jefferson dump Marcie
and elope with his nugget?
278
00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:38,092
Will Marcie ever be able to detach
young Zeke's hound dog from her leg?
279
00:21:41,662 --> 00:21:46,400
Will Kelly trade all her gold nuggets
for a shiny new nickel?
280
00:21:48,903 --> 00:21:51,872
Will Bud steal her nickel?
281
00:21:55,776 --> 00:21:58,913
Will anyone find out
Buck had all his friends over...
282
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,216
...while he had the house to himself
and partied till he puked?
283
00:22:02,383 --> 00:22:07,488
We'll find out next week
on Married With Children.
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