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Last week on Married with Children,
a heat wave gripped Chicago.
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Last week on Married with Children, a heat wave gripped Chicago.
Last week on Married with Children, a heat wave gripped Chicago.
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Last week on Married with Children,
a heat wave gripped Chicago.
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Oh, the shark bites
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With his teeth big
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But after Al's pool mysteriously sprung a leak...
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...he decided to do what any responsible
husband and father would do:
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He moved his family into the supermarket.
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At first, life was good there.
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Well, thank you, cheese lady.
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Then life was bad.
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Buy something, or you'll
be moving into the county jail.
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So Al bought something and became the millionth
customer, winning a free shopping spree.
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However, Marcie disagrees.
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Hey, I was the next in line.
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What are you complaining about?
You still are.
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It all gets settled tonight
on Married with Children.
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We won! We won! We won!
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Oh, Al, listen to my heart beat.
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It's incredible, Peg.
I can hear it from here.
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Sir, your ear hair is sticking me.
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Get over here
and celebrate with your family.
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That man cut in front of me.
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I should have been
the millionth customer.
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Bundy, did you cut
in front of this woman?
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What woman?
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Oh, you know it was me,
you gaggle of pirates.
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Now, I have stood mutely by
for five years...
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...and watched you steal my paper,
siphon my gas...
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...loiter in my bushes
doing God knows what.
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But I will not permit this.
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This is my $1000 shopping spree,
and I will have my shopping spree...
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...if I have to carry my groceries home
in your skulls.
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You want me to clock her one, Daddy?
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Let me handle this.
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You know what you need
to take your mind off this, babe?
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A nice cool Bud.
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And keep the biting to a minimum.
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It's a school night.
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Excuse me, coming through,
coming through.
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Hi there, I'm Mr. Foodie.
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I'm here to congratulate
the lucky winner. By the way, who is it?
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- Me!
- Me!
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What a lovely couple.
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I'm not married to this thing,
I'm married to that thing.
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Wait a second, aren't you Al Bundy?
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Did you let this man pay
with a check?
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The only thing wrong with my checks
is they're postdated...
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...like your milk.
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This man cut in front of me
and bought gum.
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Now, I have been a faithful customer
of this store for many years.
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My checks are always good.
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I have a preferred customer card,
and I know the Foodies jingle by heart.
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Foodies, we're a store with food
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- And heart
- And heart
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Well, you know, that only proves
that you two have little rhythm...
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...and no lives.
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We, on the other hand,
have a receipt and no lives.
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And besides, we live here.
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Hush, pumpkin.
Now go wheel your brother to the car.
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All right, Foodie,
now what are you gonna do here?
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- Well, there's only one fair way.
- Give us both prizes?
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No, I meant, fair for Foodies.
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No, we'll let you compete
for the millionth-customer prize.
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Yes. You'll both
be in the shopping spree.
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And whoever comes up with
$1000 worth of groceries first...
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...gets to keep them.
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- Well, what does the loser get?
- Gets to congratulate the winner.
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You know, Al, I've been thinking.
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What if we really do win
that $1000 worth of groceries?
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Then what do we do?
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Well, Peg, I saw
on 60 Minutes last week...
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...where some people found with food
actually cook it up and eat it.
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I've never seen Morley so shaken.
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So I was right.
I'm not the winner in this at all.
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You get all the food and the glory...
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...and I just get endless hours
standing in front of the big hot thing.
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No, Peg, that's the stove.
You're the big hot thing.
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Peg. Peg, I'll tell you what.
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If we win this contest...
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...I get six hot meals.
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Then we sell the rest of the food,
we get an air conditioner.
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Really, Al, you mean it?
We get an air conditioner?
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Six meals, Peg.
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- One.
- Four.
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- One. One.
- Three. Two.
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- One.
- Done!
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Mom, Dad,
I think we're in for some trouble.
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Mr. and Mrs. D'Arcy
are out there doing wind sprints.
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Then they come to stop signs
and drop for push-ups.
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Yeah, Jefferson does 25
with Marcie on his back...
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...and then Marcie does 50
with Jefferson on her back.
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I'm not worried.
I'm a finely honed athlete.
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As for your mother, Peg, show them
what a real push-up looks like.
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All right, kids, I admit it.
I did not marry well.
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But if you haven't ever believed
anything I've ever told you--
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And we haven't.
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believe this:
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We will win this contest.
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We will win. We will win big.
We will win in the Bundy tradition:
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We will cheat our heinies off.
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Now, can I get a "whoa, Bundy"?
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Whoa, Bundy!
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Look, Marcie, best cart in the lot.
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The Foodies cart stunk. I got this baby
from a bag lady across the street.
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They always have the best stuff.
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You excite me like no man
I've ever met.
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- No mercy to the Bundys.
- No mercy.
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Let's see them top this, baby.
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Excuse me.
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What is this contraption?
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That's Peg. You know her.
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Not that, Pillsbury Shoeboy.
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This thing you're pushing,
this is not a regulation cart.
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Au contraire, buzz cut.
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I found it right outside.
Didn't I, family?
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- Oh, yeah. Yeah, you did.
- Mr. Foodie, a ruling, please.
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- Oh, I don't know.
- No, it's one of yours.
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See? It says "We love Foodies"
right on the side.
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I like that. Here, let's get a picture
of that baby.
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But I'm not sure that this cart
is one of mine.
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- Well--
- Yes.
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Doesn't wobble.
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Get these people
a regulation Foodies cart.
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All right, contestants. Places, please.
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Dad, where'd you get this cart?
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Made it myself
from parts of the lawn mower...
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...and the side of the house
and your mother's car.
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See, it's aerodynamic.
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Got your front and rear sway bars.
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Rack-and-pinion steering.
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And genuine Ginsu-spiked
attitude adjusters on the hood.
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It's also got some
antipersonnel devices too.
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Just for show.
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Damn that hair trigger.
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There goes my tiebreaker, Peg.
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- Well, what do you think?
- You can do all this...
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...and yet you can't get a better job
than shoe salesman?
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I think a little research would show
that most great implements of death...
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...are the result of zombie-odd
daydreams of shoe salesmen.
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Now it's time to announce
the celebrity host...
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...of the Foodies
millionth-customer competition.
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Well, you loved him as the Beaver...
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...and now, I guess,
as the new Beaver.
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So let's give a nice warm
Foodies welcome to Jerry Mathers.
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Thank you very much.
You're very kind.
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I think our agreement
called for cash in advance.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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...it's certainly a pleasure
to be here at Foodies...
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...the store with great food
and super-low prices.
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Oh, merciful heavens,
won't somebody please shoot me?
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Somebody, please, just put
a bullet to the old Beav's head.
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Oh, Al, look at him.
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He's brought so much pleasure
to so many.
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Can't you give him a job
at the shoe store?
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Yeah, that's all I need. Work all day
with the Beaver and come home to you.
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And now for the rules.
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Whoever gets $1000 worth of food first
gets to keep it.
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Which, by the way,
is more than I'm getting for this gig.
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Can it be true?
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Can Match Game PM
not use another celebrity?
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Am I truly lower than
Charles Nelson Reilly?
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Who is this blubbering mess?
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I think he was Opie.
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Opie was Ron Howard, you little fool.
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I was--
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No, I am the Beaver!
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Thank you, Jerry.
Everybody, everybody.
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Spare me your pity clap.
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Sign this, Opie.
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It's Jerry, and it'll be 2 bucks.
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Well, what I think--
I think Mr. Mathers means is...
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...contestants,
wish each other good luck.
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- Drop dead.
- Lick feet.
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- Eat dust.
- Grow hair.
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On your mark...
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...get set...
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...go!
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Come on, Peg! Come on, Peg!
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Follow me, Peg. Follow me, baby!
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Come on, Peg. Follow me.
Just like we planned.
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Just like we practiced. Here's one.
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Here's two. Here's three.
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Peg! Peg!
Where is that damn woman?
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Look, Al, Do It To Me Red.
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They never have this at my salon.
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Look, if you want me,
I'll be in beauty supplies.
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- Too cheap, honey, we don't need it.
- I know.
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Look, Al, I found this
really expensive--
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Al?
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Al Bundy, would you stop
fooling around?
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Come on.
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Oh, Al!
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Listen, could you settle a bet
between me and my sister?
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She says you frittered away all your
money on booze and cheap women.
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I say donuts and cheap booze.
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Give me a quarter or just go away.
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Put it in! Let's go! Let's go!
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Viva la cart of death!
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Mr. Beaver?
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Could you settle another bet
between me and my brother?
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He says that you're so low,
that for this nickel...
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...that you would stand on this chair
and bellow like a moose.
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Now, I say if you could bellow
like a moose, why would you be here?
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Beav! Oh, Beav!
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Attention, contestants,
our first totals are in.
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The Bundys: $210.
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The D'Arcys: 270.
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Eat hot grocery death.
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Al! Honey, we're losing.
Now, you're a pro at that.
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- Do something.
- Stay calm, Peg.
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We're paying too much attention
to Marcie and Jefferson.
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Now we play with our heads
instead of our hearts.
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- Come on.
- Okay.
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Come on, Marcie.
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Jefferson?
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See, if I was playing with my heart
instead of my head...
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...I'd have waited
until Marcie was loading.
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- You're a good man, Al.
- And a pretty darn good friend too.
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Come on, Peg! Come on, Peg!
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At last count, the D'Arcys:
$720 worth.
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The Bundys: $710.
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Look, here's 50 cents.
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It's all I have.
Just, please, leave me alone.
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Just one last question...
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...if all the autograph hounds
can stay back for a second.
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You ever think of teaming up
with Eddie Munster...
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...for the Thoroughly Pathetic Tour '91?
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Look, let's get this over with
once and for all.
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I may have to earn a pathetic living...
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...by donning the cap of the Beaver
and appearing at supermarkets...
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...but at least my father
doesn't sell women's shoes.
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Golly, that felt good.
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- That's my douche.
- Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, well,
you touched my Girly Fizz.
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- Give me that! It's mine, and I want it!
- Damn it, Al! Now, we're both men.
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There's plenty of room
in feminine hygiene for the both of us.
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All right? Let's shake on it.
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I'm blind...
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00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:47,684
...and I smell like Summer Rain.
241
00:17:49,082 --> 00:17:51,818
Peg! Peg, where are you?
242
00:17:51,982 --> 00:17:53,550
Right here, honey.
243
00:17:53,715 --> 00:17:57,018
Damn Jefferson blinded me
with feminine goo.
244
00:17:57,181 --> 00:18:01,352
He ought to take some and spray it
in his eyes before he gets in bed with--
245
00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:08,584
Al? Al, honey, come on,
stop dilly-dallying. We're behind!
246
00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:12,818
- Oh, Peg!
- Come on, let's go.
247
00:18:12,981 --> 00:18:16,284
Jefferson! Bonanza, imported water!
248
00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:18,682
Oh, my God. My contact.
249
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,916
I've lost my contact.
250
00:18:24,547 --> 00:18:28,284
The problem with you is you're playing
too much with Jefferson and Marcie...
251
00:18:28,447 --> 00:18:31,183
...to pay attention to what you're doing.
252
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,749
Guess I'll just have to pay attention
for the both of us.
253
00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:41,983
Jefferson, I've fallen
and I can't get up.
254
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,515
Marcie? Marcie?
255
00:18:46,679 --> 00:18:48,448
Where are you?
256
00:18:57,379 --> 00:19:01,083
There you are. Look, Marcie,
shallots from Italy.
257
00:19:01,246 --> 00:19:03,448
You know how much
these babies are worth?
258
00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:05,213
I don't know, honey.
259
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,348
Do you think now you could dash over
to the first-aid aisle...
260
00:19:08,512 --> 00:19:10,814
...see if you could find me
an artery clip?
261
00:19:10,978 --> 00:19:12,980
Okey-dokey.
262
00:19:16,211 --> 00:19:18,113
Oh, me.
263
00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:27,947
That's me. I was the Beaver.
264
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:29,445
Who?
265
00:19:56,243 --> 00:19:58,411
Our two families
are running neck and neck.
266
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:03,348
The D'Arcys: $990.
The Bundys: $979.
267
00:20:03,509 --> 00:20:06,778
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's a horse race.
268
00:20:16,642 --> 00:20:19,145
They've incapacitated
the cart of death, Peg!
269
00:20:19,308 --> 00:20:22,612
Oh, no. Al, we're gonna lose.
270
00:20:22,774 --> 00:20:25,043
Not this time, babe.
271
00:20:35,341 --> 00:20:38,344
Strike!
272
00:21:06,406 --> 00:21:08,675
One thousand dollars,
the Bundys win!
273
00:21:10,906 --> 00:21:14,710
We won! We won!
Peg! Peg, where are you?
274
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:17,475
- Where are you, Peg?
- I'm coming, Al.
275
00:21:17,639 --> 00:21:20,609
I'm coming. Gangway!
276
00:21:21,806 --> 00:21:24,308
No, Peg, no. It's over.
277
00:21:24,472 --> 00:21:26,407
Well, I married her.
278
00:21:32,405 --> 00:21:34,875
Well, throw another city
on the barbie, eh, God?
279
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:38,278
It's 112, so please remember
to crack the window...
280
00:21:38,445 --> 00:21:41,114
...when you leave Grandma in the car.
281
00:21:42,015 --> 00:21:44,084
Oh, this is the life, isn't it?
282
00:21:44,251 --> 00:21:46,520
Food and an air conditioner.
283
00:21:46,686 --> 00:21:49,289
Boy, your father
finally came through for us.
284
00:21:49,456 --> 00:21:51,825
So when's Daddy
gonna be able to enjoy all this?
285
00:21:51,992 --> 00:21:56,963
Well, I don't know. The doctor says
cool air isn't good for an exposed liver.
286
00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:59,566
But don't worry,
Daddy's happy in his pool...
287
00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:02,869
...and I just brought him
a nice cool drink.
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