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Kelly Bundy, you have just been
elected president of the United States.
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What message would you give
to the American people?
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Let's dance.
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On, no.
Not the president dream again.
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Kel?
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Who let the dog in the White House?
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I got a date tonight.
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Now, I need you to smell me
and tell me what you think.
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That daring combination
of Noxzema and Vaseline.
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You know, it has that sexy...
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...just-out-of-the-hospital smell.
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It's Open Sesame, you idiot.
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The official cologne
of Buster Douglas.
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One shot and you're down
for the count.
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Face it, Bud, you're a cootie.
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So you have two choices.
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You can either go out with the female
version of yourself, a "cootessa"...
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...or you could try a human girl.
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In which case,
you're gonna need money.
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I'm home.
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Back, you guys. Back, I say.
Sit! Down! Heel!
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- I don't have any money. I swear.
- Money, money, money!
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- Money, money, money.
- No! No! No!
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Jackpot!
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Kids, wait a minute. Your old dad's
starving. Could you please just--?
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Who cares?
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I'll get my woman
to get me some food.
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Wonder where the monster is.
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There's the coffin opening now.
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You know, I really feel good.
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Eight hours at night,
eight hours during the day.
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So you going to work,
coming home, what?
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I'm never sure.
I just go where the car takes me.
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Al, what are we gonna do tonight?
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Peg, I thought tonight
we might do something different.
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You know the newlywed couple
at the end of the block.
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I peeked in their window.
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Oh, you're so kinky, baby.
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Peg...
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...I wanna do what they were doing.
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Well, I'm game.
What were they doing?
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They were eating!
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Like everyone else on the block, like
on every block all across the country.
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Feed me, feed me. You don't
have any food? That's all right.
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Take an arm, cook it up,
pass the ketchup.
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Just feed me.
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You know what would
take your mind off of food?
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Eating?
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No, silly. Taking me out.
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Let's go to the movies.
I know one we'd both enjoy.
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It's Shirley MacLaine, Glenn Close,
Meryl Streep and Sally Struthers...
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...in Woody Allen's Oh, My Head.
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Please feed me.
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- Get the door, honey.
- No.
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It must be that pizza
I ordered for you.
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Hi, Al.
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Well, it's flat and cheesy,
but it's no pizza.
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Oh, pizza tonight, huh?
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Save up a few pay-checks, did we?
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Peg, it's for you.
It's Frosty the No-man.
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Now, where's my pizza?
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Honey, you couldn't really believe
I ordered you a pizza.
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God, you are so funny.
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- What you doing tonight, Peg?
- Come on, Peg.
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You really did order me a pizza,
didn't you?
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Oh, of course I did, honey.
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Well, you can see
my evening's entertainment.
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- What do you got going?
- I'm going dancing.
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Hey, since neither of us has a man,
why don't you join me?
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Oh, gee, I don't know.
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The good thing about it, if he's more
than 20 minutes late, we get it for free.
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Dancing, you say?
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Al, would you mind
if I went dancing with Marcie?
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Peg, I don't care if you marry her
and move in with her.
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Peg, did you remember
to order extra cheese?
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You know, Peg, I love extra cheese.
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Yes, I know you do, honey.
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It's coming, it's coming.
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Oh, gee. I don't know
if I should be here, Marce.
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I feel guilty having fun
while Al's still alive.
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There is nothing wrong with going out
every now and then to a classy place...
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...for some good innocent fun.
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Oh, boys.
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Incoming.
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- Hey, Marcie.
- You look gorgeous.
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Oh, look at the desperation.
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It's just everywhere.
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Can people really be so hard up
for human contact?
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- Wanna dance?
- You bet.
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Gee...
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...you're so dry.
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- I didn't know a man could be so dry.
- Well, I...
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I never knew a woman
could be so red.
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- You know, you dance divinely.
- Oh, do you really think so?
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Yeah, I just wonder if maybe
next dance I could lead.
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I haven't done it in two years.
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You haven't danced in two years?
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Well, I haven't danced in 12 years.
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At first I thought
you were just being playful...
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...but I do believe that's my wallet
you've got in your hand.
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I'm sorry.
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Force of habit.
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So...
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...where are we going?
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Anywhere you want, babe.
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Now, I told you,
when you're with me...
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...the world is your oyster.
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I'm not getting on a bus.
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And I wanna get fed.
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No problem.
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Dad, I need 20 bucks, fast.
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Look what I got waiting for me.
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She's a tramp.
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I love that cologne.
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Yeah, right.
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Hi, honey. I ordered you a pizza.
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No, I'm not falling for that one.
I was at that window so long...
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...the neighborhood kids
thought I was a jack-o'-lantern.
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Now, feed me or feed me to something.
I just wanna be part of the food chain.
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Al, would you just forget about food?
Come dancing with me. It'll be fun.
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You can hold me like you used to.
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Come on, Peg.
That was after a six-pack and a dare.
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Well, all right.
I'll go dancing by myself.
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But I'm warning you, it's getting
harder and harder to fend off the men.
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Well, Peg, I trust you, but if you do
meet another man, promise me this:
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Don't feed him,
because that would really hurt.
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- You stink.
- Wash my socks.
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Dad...
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...how come you let Mom
go dancing all the time?
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That's something married people do
so they don't have to see each other.
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Every time that Mom goes out,
she asks if it's okay with you.
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It's because she wants you to say:
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"Don't go. Stay here with me.
I love you."
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See, sometimes people just test you
to see whether or not you care.
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Anyhow, I'm going out.
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I've got a date with three bikers.
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One of them just got out of prison.
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I probably won't be home till about
3 or 4 in the morning.
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Have a nice time, honey.
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Gee, I hope that wasn't
a desperate cry for help.
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Oh, well. At least I'm alone.
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Well, I hope that's
a Jehovah Witness...
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...wanting to discuss hours
of philosophical observation.
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- You Al Bundy?
- Yes, hold the applause.
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- What do you want?
- I think you ought to know...
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...that your wife has been
seeing my husband.
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Let me get this straight,
pardon the expression.
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You say that your husband...
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- ...is running around with my wife?
- Yes.
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Your husband?
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Yes.
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You know you're a guy, right?
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Yes.
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Well, then we got three guys that won't
touch my wife. What's the problem?
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It's Andy. I'm afraid that
he's slipping away from me.
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You see, before me...
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...he had a woman.
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Well, before my wife
I had a woman too.
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You don't understand.
This is serious.
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He leaves the house
every Tuesday and Thursday.
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I trail him in the station wagon.
They dance all night.
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They giggle.
She dips him. She lifts him.
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She tosses him around the room
like Godzilla with a railroad car.
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Oh, God, what did I do
to deserve this?
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Easy, big fella. Easy there.
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I'm sure we can figure out
what happened.
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Maybe your guy isn't getting
what he needs at home.
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- Oh, no, our sex is great.
- I don't wanna hear about that.
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- Do you cook for him?
- Every day.
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My mother always said,
"A happy man is a well-fed man."
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And I do feed my man,
I'll tell you that.
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Well, yeah, yeah.
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We'd like to know
what you make for him.
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Well, tonight, for example,
I made him a nice juicy steak.
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- And what else?
- A nice baked potato.
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You made it yourself?
It's not the kind...
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...where he has to go to the door
and wait, and the potato never comes.
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No, but that's terrible
when that happens.
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Well, maybe he's just tired of you
sitting at home while he's out working.
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No, I work. I'm an office manager.
Forty thou a year.
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That bastard.
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Guys like that deserve what they get.
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- He's getting your wife.
- Well, let the punishment fit the crime.
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I don't know.
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Maybe it's my fault.
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Andy's a man about town...
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...whereas I just like to stay home
and watch a ball game.
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Wait a second.
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Wait a second.
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You work, you cook,
and you like sports?
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Yeah, except for soccer.
I mean, that's not really a man's game.
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I love you.
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You know, I just don't understand it.
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I mean, I know
that Andy's crazy about me...
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...and yet he hasn't
made a move on me.
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He's been a total gentleman.
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What's wrong with him?
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Well, who cares?
You gotta see this guy's tattoo.
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It's a ship.
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You should see his sub.
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You know, it's not like
I wanna do anything with Andy.
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I just wanna turn him on,
drive him wild...
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...make him sweat, and then say no.
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Just like I always meant to
in high school.
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Hiya, beautiful.
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So do you find me beautiful?
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I think you are the most beautiful
woman I've ever known...
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...except for my mother,
and, of course, Judy Garland.
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Oh, Andy, you're embarrassing me.
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- I've got something to tell you.
- I bet you do.
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Well, I wanna be honest with you...
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...because you've always
been honest with me, Lola.
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Oh, Andy. I know what it is
that you have to say.
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But before your passion
bursts into flame, I have to tell you...
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...you can't have me, because...
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...I'm engaged.
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All right, I'm married.
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I have a confession to make too.
I'm also married.
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You pig!
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You've got a lot of nerve
leading me on.
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I didn't mean to. I just wanted to have
a good time and get out of the house.
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Besides, just because you're married
doesn't mean you're dead.
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Doesn't mean you're alive either.
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You know, the one good thing
about us both being married...
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...is it sort of takes the pressure
out of this flirtation.
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I mean, you don't have to worry
about turning me on...
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...and I don't have to worry
about turning you on.
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But if that should happen, then that's
just something you'll have to deal with.
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Oh, I like to see a man
enjoying his food.
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Want some cake?
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Hey.
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It's warm.
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Yeah, just baked it.
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I'm sorry about using a dog dish,
but you have no plates.
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That's okay. See?
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It says my name on the side.
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What are you sitting all the way
over there for? Come over here.
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Al, you gotta help me.
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I want my husband back.
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Isn't there any way
you can talk to him?
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Well, I don't know, Pete.
What about us?
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00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:27,081
Won't that interfere
with our quality time?
243
00:18:27,276 --> 00:18:31,380
No. No, no, Al, I'll make time.
I'll make time for you.
244
00:18:31,705 --> 00:18:34,808
We'll go to a ball game,
make us a picnic basket...
245
00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:36,771
...with crispy fried chicken.
246
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,731
I'll even get you your very own bowl.
247
00:18:43,892 --> 00:18:46,361
My own dog bowl?
With just my name on it?
248
00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:48,692
This sounds too good to be true.
249
00:18:48,854 --> 00:18:52,624
- You're not just saying that, are you?
- I'm not a food tease, Al.
250
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:56,020
I'll fry for you,
if you can get my man back.
251
00:18:57,279 --> 00:18:58,680
I'll do it.
252
00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:00,878
To you, Al.
253
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,605
To us.
254
00:19:06,235 --> 00:19:11,207
A shoe salesman?
Come on, nobody's a shoe salesman.
255
00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:16,166
Well, he thought he'd start
at the bottom and stay there.
256
00:19:22,217 --> 00:19:23,685
Oh, my God, it's Al.
257
00:19:23,849 --> 00:19:25,584
- I'm out of here.
- No, you're not.
258
00:19:25,779 --> 00:19:29,383
Hold me tight. Maybe he'll get jealous
and finally show me some attention.
259
00:19:29,675 --> 00:19:31,811
- No, he's awfully big.
- Yes, and he's tough too.
260
00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:35,210
But don't worry,
I won't let him hurt you.
261
00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:37,038
How dare you!
262
00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:42,905
Oh, Al, I'm so glad you're here.
The things he wanted me to do.
263
00:19:43,062 --> 00:19:44,697
Kick a hole in him, honey.
264
00:19:47,024 --> 00:19:48,292
Is your name Andy?
265
00:19:48,556 --> 00:19:50,859
- Yes, sir.
- Get over there.
266
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:55,191
Oh, Marcie, Al's gonna
kick the hell out of Andy.
267
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,851
He does care.
268
00:19:58,013 --> 00:20:00,850
Look, I don't care what
you're doing with my wife...
269
00:20:02,609 --> 00:20:04,277
...but you got a good man at home...
270
00:20:04,441 --> 00:20:06,777
...that any man would be proud
to call his wife.
271
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,675
He cooks, he cleans, he works.
272
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:14,172
You've obviously gotten over
that little he's-a-man thing.
273
00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:17,167
So, what else do you want
from the poor guy?
274
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:20,867
Oh, Marcie, Al's so cute
when he's jealous.
275
00:20:21,028 --> 00:20:24,965
I'm the one that ought to be going out
at night. I'm married to that over there.
276
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,327
But you, you ought to
be home with a man...
277
00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:30,159
...who can bake a potato
like nobody's business.
278
00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:34,156
You had Pete's potato?
279
00:20:37,617 --> 00:20:40,487
I did. And I would've had
his peach cobbler too...
280
00:20:40,649 --> 00:20:43,585
...if the damn dog
didn't come get his bowl back.
281
00:20:44,614 --> 00:20:47,851
Now, you go home and tell your wife
that you love him.
282
00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:52,650
You're right, Al. And if you don't mind,
you should tell your wife you love her.
283
00:20:52,811 --> 00:20:54,813
- Mind your own business.
- Sorry.
284
00:20:56,143 --> 00:20:59,480
Well, guess I've got a wife
to go talk to.
285
00:20:59,643 --> 00:21:02,045
Oh, yeah, me too.
286
00:21:11,909 --> 00:21:15,345
Well, Mr. I-Don't-Care-What-You-Do.
287
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,511
Paint you green. You were jealous.
288
00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:20,544
I was not jealous.
289
00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:22,978
Was to. Admit you care.
290
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:26,179
Would that make you happy?
291
00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:28,180
Yes.
292
00:21:28,878 --> 00:21:30,780
I care.
293
00:21:32,146 --> 00:21:36,517
- I'm not convinced.
- That's because I don't care.
294
00:21:36,682 --> 00:21:38,651
- Come and dance with me.
- I care, I care.
295
00:21:38,817 --> 00:21:41,920
Too late, too late.
296
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,890
Gee, Andy was real
good-looking, huh?
297
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,060
I'm trying to count here, Peg.
298
00:21:52,928 --> 00:21:55,030
You know, this ought to
be a lesson to you, Al.
299
00:21:55,197 --> 00:21:57,666
If you don't want me,
there's plenty of guys that do.
300
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,367
Right, Peg.
301
00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:02,437
You should've seen
the way he looked at me.
302
00:22:02,637 --> 00:22:04,906
He wanted me bad.
303
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,309
Everybody wants you bad, Peg.
304
00:22:07,609 --> 00:22:09,277
Every one of us.
305
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,681
Oh, admit you're lucky
to have me as your wife.
306
00:22:12,881 --> 00:22:14,182
I could've had anyone.
307
00:22:14,382 --> 00:22:17,519
I could've had Andy
at the snap of a finger.
308
00:22:17,686 --> 00:22:22,157
He was sexy, he was hot, he was...
309
00:22:22,324 --> 00:22:24,993
He was a homo, Peg.
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