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So you ever played poker before?

No. No, you don't play poker? No.

I don't really play cards much.

No?

So today we're going to play a little game. Alright, alright. A little game of

poker, alright? Okay.

But with a little twist at the end, you know?

Alright. Alright.

Okay.

Let me shuffle these things up for you.

So poker, you guys get pairs, three of a kind.

Yeah, I mean, I've heard of that stuff, like... You know what beats what, pretty

much? Basically.

Just never actually played.

Like a flush and all that stuff?

Yeah.

All right.

I think you might be ready.

Check it out. Hold on.

One, two.

Each of us get two cards.

Mm-hmm.

And I'm going to lay out five cards.

Okay. All right.

And then... Oh, okay.

Nice. And aces. Oh, damn.

and look at you see what you got i have one pair i have nothing

you don't have nothing i have a high card oh so that means you lose all right

okay so what do i do so now you lost you gotta take something off are you serious

yeah that's how the game works what yeah

do you know no

I mean, we're playing.

I'll play.

Wow.

Poker's weird.

Poker's fun.

Look at your cards. See what you got.

I got nothing.

I got two pair.

Damn.

Yeah, you do.

All right.

All right.

Let me mix up the cards. All right. I'll be cheating.

I'm not cheating.

You're the dealer. If anyone, you're cheating.

I'm not a cheater. Don't worry.

I'm definitely not that one.

See what you got.

All right.

I got a seven.

I have a seven. All right, what's your other card? Oh, you lose.

Oh, my God.

Damn.

There it is.

You already know what's going on. You know what you got to do.

That's the rule.

I'm just playing the game.

Yeah, you got to have a really nice body.

Aw. Thank you.

That's really nice.

Been working out lately or what?

No. No, not working out. Just naturally sexy?

A really good metabolism.

Yes. Nice.

All right. All right. Let's see what's going on here.

Nothing. Okay.

And what do you got?

Nothing.

Nothing? Nothing.

Ooh, I got a five.

Fuck.

How's that?

All right, let's go like this.

There it is.

Those are really nice. You're rigging this. I'm not rigging this, I swear. I

swear to God you are.

You're just really just losing right now.

No cheating at all.

Nice tits.

Thank you.

Yeah,

kind of an impulse decision.

Nice.

I got a

king.

Fuck, I have nothing again.

This is bullshit.

You gotta get naked.

Alright, you better start losing.

Alright, alright.

Here we go.

Alright, check it out.

Let's see what we got here.

I got a 7.

I think I have one of those flush thingies.

What's a flush?

I think so. Yeah, because I've got 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 jack.

Oh, yeah.

You definitely got a straight.

Oh, that's a straight? It's called a straight, yeah. I don't know these

things. A flush would have been like if you had all diamonds or all clubs or

whatever. But that's a straight. But yeah, you definitely won.

Come on. All right, my turn? Yeah, it's your turn.

All right.

Oh, my God.

You know, I'm really good friends with your brother, but he's not going to be

back for a while.

I don't know if you want to take advantage of the time we got right now.

Oh, shit.

Yeah?

Look at that.

You like that big cock?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes,

yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

um um um

You won't get out of it.

What?

Fuck yourself man

I like that.

need to play again sometime.

For real.

We gotta get cleaned up before your brother gets back.

That fucking kills me.