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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,620 --> 00:00:02,780 So you ever played poker before? 2 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:04,720 No. No, you don't play poker? No. 3 00:00:06,020 --> 00:00:07,780 I don't really play cards much. 4 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:09,120 No? 5 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:13,360 So today we're going to play a little game. Alright, alright. A little game of 6 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,360 poker, alright? Okay. 7 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,120 But with a little twist at the end, you know? 8 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:19,880 Alright. Alright. 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,120 Okay. 10 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,800 Let me shuffle these things up for you. 11 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:29,140 So poker, you guys get pairs, three of a kind. 12 00:00:29,940 --> 00:00:33,480 Yeah, I mean, I've heard of that stuff, like... You know what beats what, pretty 13 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:34,480 much? Basically. 14 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,260 Just never actually played. 15 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,140 Like a flush and all that stuff? 16 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,440 Yeah. 17 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:40,840 All right. 18 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:42,320 I think you might be ready. 19 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,400 Check it out. Hold on. 20 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:46,700 One, two. 21 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,160 Each of us get two cards. 22 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:49,319 Mm-hmm. 23 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,980 And I'm going to lay out five cards. 24 00:00:51,220 --> 00:00:52,340 Okay. All right. 25 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,640 And then... Oh, okay. 26 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,940 Nice. And aces. Oh, damn. 27 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:07,340 and look at you see what you got i have one pair i have nothing 28 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:14,120 you don't have nothing i have a high card oh so that means you lose all right 29 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:19,820 okay so what do i do so now you lost you gotta take something off are you serious 30 00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:24,440 yeah that's how the game works what yeah 31 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:27,580 do you know no 32 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,600 I mean, we're playing. 33 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:30,780 I'll play. 34 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,840 Wow. 35 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,600 Poker's weird. 36 00:01:41,420 --> 00:01:42,420 Poker's fun. 37 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:47,260 Look at your cards. See what you got. 38 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,280 I got nothing. 39 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:54,180 I got two pair. 40 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,500 Damn. 41 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:57,800 Yeah, you do. 42 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:00,640 All right. 43 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,380 All right. 44 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:11,680 Let me mix up the cards. All right. I'll be cheating. 45 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:13,820 I'm not cheating. 46 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:16,360 You're the dealer. If anyone, you're cheating. 47 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:18,960 I'm not a cheater. Don't worry. 48 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:23,400 I'm definitely not that one. 49 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:29,780 See what you got. 50 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:31,420 All right. 51 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,500 I got a seven. 52 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:38,840 I have a seven. All right, what's your other card? Oh, you lose. 53 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:40,380 Oh, my God. 54 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:41,700 Damn. 55 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,400 There it is. 56 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,140 You already know what's going on. You know what you got to do. 57 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:53,100 That's the rule. 58 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,160 I'm just playing the game. 59 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:56,960 Yeah, you got to have a really nice body. 60 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,350 Aw. Thank you. 61 00:02:58,990 --> 00:02:59,990 That's really nice. 62 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:02,150 Been working out lately or what? 63 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:06,330 No. No, not working out. Just naturally sexy? 64 00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:07,990 A really good metabolism. 65 00:03:08,630 --> 00:03:09,670 Yes. Nice. 66 00:03:12,770 --> 00:03:16,150 All right. All right. Let's see what's going on here. 67 00:03:16,970 --> 00:03:18,570 Nothing. Okay. 68 00:03:18,810 --> 00:03:22,210 And what do you got? 69 00:03:22,530 --> 00:03:23,530 Nothing. 70 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:26,470 Nothing? Nothing. 71 00:03:26,710 --> 00:03:27,710 Ooh, I got a five. 72 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:29,510 Fuck. 73 00:03:29,850 --> 00:03:30,850 How's that? 74 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,170 All right, let's go like this. 75 00:03:34,450 --> 00:03:35,490 There it is. 76 00:03:36,230 --> 00:03:39,570 Those are really nice. You're rigging this. I'm not rigging this, I swear. I 77 00:03:39,570 --> 00:03:40,570 swear to God you are. 78 00:03:40,610 --> 00:03:42,230 You're just really just losing right now. 79 00:03:43,710 --> 00:03:45,030 No cheating at all. 80 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:49,130 Nice tits. 81 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:51,490 Thank you. 82 00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:55,220 Yeah, 83 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:58,340 kind of an impulse decision. 84 00:03:58,700 --> 00:03:59,700 Nice. 85 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:08,960 I got a 86 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:09,959 king. 87 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,200 Fuck, I have nothing again. 88 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,420 This is bullshit. 89 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:18,440 You gotta get naked. 90 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:29,840 Alright, you better start losing. 91 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,760 Alright, alright. 92 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:34,300 Here we go. 93 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:39,740 Alright, check it out. 94 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,260 Let's see what we got here. 95 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:43,180 I got a 7. 96 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:45,960 I think I have one of those flush thingies. 97 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:47,420 What's a flush? 98 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:52,860 I think so. Yeah, because I've got 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 jack. 99 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,640 Oh, yeah. 100 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,120 You definitely got a straight. 101 00:04:57,870 --> 00:05:00,170 Oh, that's a straight? It's called a straight, yeah. I don't know these 102 00:05:00,170 --> 00:05:03,950 things. A flush would have been like if you had all diamonds or all clubs or 103 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:05,750 whatever. But that's a straight. But yeah, you definitely won. 104 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,830 Come on. All right, my turn? Yeah, it's your turn. 105 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,110 All right. 106 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:16,130 Oh, my God. 107 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:24,290 You know, I'm really good friends with your brother, but he's not going to be 108 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,290 back for a while. 109 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:31,490 I don't know if you want to take advantage of the time we got right now. 110 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:35,150 Oh, shit. 111 00:05:35,570 --> 00:05:36,570 Yeah? 112 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:44,770 Look at that. 113 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:47,610 You like that big cock? 114 00:05:48,030 --> 00:05:49,030 Mm-hmm. 115 00:05:49,090 --> 00:05:51,230 Yeah. Oh, my God. 116 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:52,890 Oh, 117 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:55,170 shit. 118 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:06,100 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, 119 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,580 yes, yes, 120 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,720 yes. 121 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,440 Oh. 122 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,460 Oh. 123 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:36,580 Oh. 124 00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:15,270 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 125 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:46,140 um um um 126 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:00,010 You won't get out of it. 127 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:03,570 What? 128 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:03,280 Fuck yourself man 129 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,140 I like that. 130 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:23,760 need to play again sometime. 131 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:25,139 For real. 132 00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:28,140 We gotta get cleaned up before your brother gets back. 133 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,020 That fucking kills me. 7959

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