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Yes, I am Dr. Lamar

I'm Consuelo Claghorne Mother sent me to see you about an operation

Take your clothes off, please

must I? Yes, please

Here are some telegrams

What kind of operation do you want?

I don't want an operation

It's for Mother She'd like her hips cut down before she sails

I see Then why did you

I thought you were interested in how I looked without it but you're not

How do you know I'm not? Suppose we take that up at luncheon?

Suppose we do

1:00? Here?

Make a note Luncheon at 1:00

Dr. Lamar goes on the air in 10 minutes.

I'm starting right away

We're starting right away

And now, dear distant worshippers of the Temple of Beauty

I present your high priest Dr. Maurice Lamar

Ladies, my dear disciples

once more it is my privilege to speak to you on that subject

so dear to every woman's heart, beauty

Yesterday I covered the abdomen

Today I shall take up the throat

the connecting link between a lovely head and a lovely body

How can you obtain true throat appeal?

By the use of my Creme Supreme

which I trust all of you now have beside you.

First, take a generous quantity of Creme Supreme on the fingertips

and work it into the throat tissues with a gentle rotary movement

alternating with rhythmic patting by the back of the fingers.

Do you fear the scorching rays of the midday sun? You need not.

Creme Supreme will protect you from it on the hottest summer day.

No longer need any woman suffer from sunburn.

Creme Supreme will give you that pink and white complexion

which is lovely woman's birthright

Should your beauty needs be greater than can be met by these broadcasts

I would suggest a personal diagnosis.

Every day hundreds of beauty seekers from all over the world

are coming to me here in Paris for an answer to their problems.

He must be a great man that Dr. Lamar

He could've been He was the brightest student in our class in medical school

Now he advertises face cream

Have you a glowing, gleaming body?

So, he's a friend of yours, is he?

We were great pals in college but then we sort of drifted apart

Well, you'd better drift together again and see if he won't lend you some money

or out you go at the end of the week

Doctor, what is that terrible noise?

Please have it stopped

I'll see to it at once

Do you Do you have to make all that noise?

No, I can stop now

Now that you're here I've been trying to see you

See me?

Yes, about my wife I want you to let her alone

But I don't know your wife

You don't know Eve Caron?

Eve Caron

How can you be her husband?

That's what I often wonder myself

ever since she started being your patient

Eve Caron's husband is a motorbus manufacturer not a plumber

This is the only way that I could get in to see you

That feminine individual that large girl in your outer office kept stopping me

Greta?

the one with the extra-long wheel base and the streamlined superstructure

yes, that's Greta

Pardon me

And you're Madame Caron's husband, huh?

I am, yes. On those rare occasions when you're not messing around with her

Messing around? I'll have you understand that my

My contact with your wife is purely professional

That's what I resent What do you mean?

What right have you to make my wife over?

You've enlarged her here and reduced her there

and you've even done something to her knees and I liked them as they were

I married those knees for better or for worse

Madam Caron merely asked me to add a couple of dimples

And I contend, and every right-thinking husband will back me up

that dimples give a distinctly gaga expression to the kneecap

Quite unsuited to my wife

Listen, when you make motorbuses for the public

you improve their lines, don't you?

Have you

What right have you to classify my wife as a public conveyance?

Where is she? Now, you've got her around here somewhere

You can't go in there

Why not?

She might not be dressed

I'll see you tell her that

you'll see but I can't

Doctor, the Countess says that she must see you

Rita? Oh, no, she mustn't Get rid of her

She won't go

Oh, all right, I'll see her And show this gentleman out

Doctor put my wife back the way she was when I married her or I'll take steps

I don't know in what direction but I'll take steps

Perhaps I'd better precede you

I am the Mirwalk of Sogron I want all my wives done over

Yes, yes, of course Just wait here a minute, please

So, you finally decided to see me

Rita, please Send her out

Annie, stay right there

Rita, I'm very busy this morning

I thought it was understood that we had finished with your treatments

no, we haven't You can't cast me aside like a, Like a

A worn-out glove?

Yes, a worn-out glove I know you're tired of me

I know why you always say you're busy when I suggest going to your apartment.

Yet other women go there, dozens of them

I won't stand for such treatment any longer

You act as if I were no better than the

The dirt under his feet?

Yes, the dirt under your feet

I ought to shoot you down like Like

Like a dog?

Like a dog How did you know?

I just thought it might be

If only I had something to shoot you with

Why doesn't it shoot?

No bullets

What's this?

The first chapter of your new book

I typed it at home

Very nice. Very neat

When will you dictate the second chapter?

I don't know, Annie I never get any time. Perhaps this afternoon

any time at all

Your nose is shiny

Why can't you use a little powder? It's bad for business

Not necessarily Why not point me out as a horrible example?

If my patients were like you, I'd starve to death

And if I were like your patients, I'd want to

Everything all right?

Very successful monsieur, very

And here's 100 francs for you

monsieur.

Could you direct me to Dr. Lamar's Temple of Beauty?

But you can't get in

yes, I can I'm an old friend of the doctor's

you could be his Siamese twin and still not get in without these

But I don't need

It'll only cost you 100 francs and you'll never get more for your money

Did you have any definite ideas?

I went to the Folies Berg�re last night

There was an act called "A Night in the Orient."

If this is a night in the Orient, I'm being gypped

I want them all done over to look like this. Will it take long?

yes. Several days

Please call me when they are finished

You can get me at the

At the Claridge

There he is, under here, girls Get him out

A man in here Hurry up, get him out

It's a mistake, ladies I know the doctor well

Dr. Lamar is a friend of mine Please, ladies

Please now, ladies, Dr. Lamar is a friend of mine

if you'll just give me a chance to explain, I

What's this?

We found this man molesting the patients

Why, I wasn't molesting anybody

I was looking for you, Maurice

Why, Max! Is that you?

Max, I haven't seen you in years What are you doing with those on?

Why, I had to see you

and they told me that this was the only way I could get in

come on, sit down Tell me about yourself

Remember when we were going to set the world on fire

with our scientific discoveries?

Say, Max, whatever happened to that serum you were working on last time I saw you?

That's what I came to see you about

Another two months and victory will be mine

Of course in the meantime, I

In the meantime you want me to lend you some money

Yes. Will you?

I will not

Max, you've got to stop wasting your life on a lot of guinea pigs

I've got something better for you to work on

What? Women

Women?

Yes, yes, you've heard of them, haven't you?

I want you to move in here and work with me

Thanks, Maurice, but I'm afraid I can't

Why not? In the old days we always planned to work together

I know, but that was to be

scientific

and this isn't, I suppose

Let me tell you the work I'm doing today is just as important as the work I did

after I graduated from medical school

Don't you realize that ugliness is a disease, and that in curing it

I'm bringing beauty and joy into hundreds of lives?

That new patient is prepared

Right. Come on, Max

Madame Severac?

I'm Dr. Lamar and this is Dr. Pascal

Now, my dear, just relax Just relax

Now, what can I do for you?

I want to be beautiful

I see

This will have to be lifted

Yes, Doctor

This will have to be lifted

Did you make a mask of madame?

Now, what do you wish to look like, madame?

Why, just beautiful

I see Like this, perhaps?

You mean I can look like that?

Yes, indeed Madame Severac

Your first treatment will be Tuesday at 4:30

My secretary will speak to you about the fee

In the meantime, have no fears You shall be beautiful

Don't mention it I shall see you on Tuesday. Come, Max

Well, what do you say now? Isn't she more beautiful already?

She certainly seemed to be

Is she going to get her husband back, or isn't she?

You saw the tragic state she was in

I'll make her the happiest woman in the world

Once more, Max, a doctor has saved a life

Well, what do you say about our proposition?

You can name your own salary to start

and later work up to an interest in the business

I don't want to seem ungrateful, Maurice

but I don't think I'd fit into a place like this

Just as you like I'm sorry

Doctor Madame Caron is waiting to have the bandages removed.

Madame Caron, waiting? How long?

about an hour

You've kept Madame Caron waiting an hour? Why didn't you tell me?

You were busy

Don't tell me there's still something you don't like?

It suddenly occurred to me I won't be seeing you anymore

Why not?

Because my work is done You are perfect

Really?

Well, of course we ought to have a complete check-up

Vilma, get ready for a check-up

No. I'll check Madame Caron

The weight first

Your husband was here this morning

can't we talk about something pleasant?

You know, we won't get the proper result if you do that

How do you know we won't?

It disturbs the balance

Whose?

The scale's

Perfect! I couldn't ask for more

No, I suppose not

Now over here, please

Are you so strictly professional with all your patients?

Well, then why am I so honored?

Because I'm afraid

Of me?

No, of myself

You see, I might fall in love with you

And would that be such a calamity?

Yes, it would

There is only one way I can afford to love you

How?

In the way that Pygmalion loved Galatea

In the way that every artist loves the masterpiece he has created

You are my creation, you know

When you first came to me you were merely pretty

Little by little, I molded you as Pygmalion molded his statue

until you became my most beautiful achievement

It all sounds very poetic

but not terribly thrilling

It could be terribly thrilling if

If what?

It's just as well you're going out of my life

Must I?

Why?

Because

Because what?

Because there's nothing more I can do for you

Are you sure?

Will you do me a great favor?

What?

Put this on I'll mail you the measurements

Has the doctor finished with madame?

He only thinks he has

Anything wrong?

No, I got away

Was she difficult?

Very difficult

why can't women be sensible?

Probably because you won't let them

What do you mean?

I mean that you've built yourself up into such a glamorous figure

that all these women are dazzled into thinking they're in love with you

But it isn't you they fall for it's just the trimmings

Yes, I suppose you're right

It's just a little hard on one's self-esteem to have to admit it

It's nothing to feel badly about

These aren't the kind of women who can appreciate your real qualities

And you have them, you know, even if they are being wasted around here

Why, Annie, I didn't know you were so interested in my welfare

Well, who said I was?

Here. You better look at these. Must I?

this one, anyway

It's an invitation to speak at the International Beauty Congress

yes. Tell them I'll be there And you handle the others

You've powdered your nose

it seemed the simplest way

I think some air will do me good

When will you be back? I don't know

Annie, are you busy tonight?

Why, no

I can come back here any time you like

No, no, I didn't mean that

How about coming up to my apartment?

Your apartment?

Yes, yes. I thought I might get in some good work

On the book

We'll have plenty of time and won't be disturbed

You don't have to, you know

I don't mind in the least

Is the doctor at home?

Yes, mademoiselle, he's expecting you

I shall tell the doctor mademoiselle is here

The doctor will be here immediately

Good evening, Annie You don't mind if I'm not dressed?

I say, you don't mind if I'm not dressed?

You see, I do like to be comfortable

Of course

Well, do you like it?

it's beautiful

And so are the pictures

Are they patients?

No, Annie, not patients episodes. Lovely episodes

Oh, I see "Lovely episodes."

You look very lovely yourself, Annie Do I?

You certainly do That's a charming dress

You know at the office one is apt to forget that an efficient secretary

can also be a very pretty girl

Well, shall we begin?

Begin?

What is it, Jean?

Is there anything you want, sir, before I go out?

No, I don't think so

I'm sure we won't need all these lights

There That's better, isn't it?

Is it?

Now, before we go any further won't you have some wine?

It probably will help

Fine

Now, sit right down here and I'll get it for you

Here you are

Here's to, What?

To what?

To lovely episodes?

Splendid To lovely episodes

Now, shall we get started?

Why not?

Well, where's your book?

Book?

Certainly You can't start dictation without a book

Now, let me see, where did we stop?

"Every woman wants love."

"Every woman wants love."

To deprive a woman of love is to deprive her of life itself

But unfortunately men are selfish brutes and they

what was that last?

"Men are selfish brutes"

Men are selfish brutes and they demand beauty

Beauty at any price

Annie, I'm afraid I'm not in the mood for dictating tonight. Do you mind?

Would you get us some wine like a good girl?

I'll get it, but I'm not sure it'll be like a good girl

There never was a night like this

There never was a girl like you

Each moment of delight like this

Is love divided by two

Your loveliness will glorify

That happiness I have in view

And I'll have even more if I

Divide the glory with you

Do I hit the ceiling

Whenever you're near?

I don't hit the ceiling

I hit the stratosphere

My heart is at the height of joy

No beauty can compare with you

This night will be a night of joy

And love divided by two

Hello. What?

I simply must see you at once

No, I can't explain over the telephone

178 Avenue Wagram

Yes, as soon as I get some clothes on. Goodbye

That was Madame Caron I'm sorry we didn't get any farther

but it was nice of you to have come, anyway

If you'll tell me where you live I'll drop you off

No, thank you That won't be necessary

You mustn't keep Madame Caron waiting

You must always remain as beautiful as you are at this moment

But how can I?

Continue the treatments I've given you

keep out of the sun, wind and rain

Care for your face morning, noon and night

Continue your diet and electrical massage

Bandage your ankles Wear gloves to bed

Exercise daily and most important of all no excitement

No emotional strain

Does that include love?

absolutely

Love causes more wrinkles than anything else in the world

but what if I can't help myself?

What if I'm already in love with the most wonderful

But you cannot afford to love

A less perfect woman, perhaps but not you. You are too beautiful

Is that so?

Even you'll admit she's too beautiful

You, the wrecker of my home

Are you mad? Yes, good and mad

You get that way when somebody steals your wife

Now, Marcel, whatever you think you are mistaken

Yeah, that sounds familiar A typical wifely remark

you beast

Now, now, no excitement Excitement sags the face muscles

I can't think of my face at a time like this

I don't mean your face I mean your wife's

Now just try to relax

Splendid

But he accused me of being faithless

Not of being faithless Of desertion

For the past year you've been so busy with his treatments

you've had no time for me

Your wife wanted to be beautiful so that she could appeal to you

That is a lie I hate thin women, she reduces

I hate red fingernails. Every man does So she paints hers every day

She's not a wife to me she's an advertisement for you

I'm surprised at you, sir You should be proud to have a wife so lovely

Why, did you ever see such classical features?

Perfect

Such flawless skin?

Marvelous

Such a superb figure?

Magnificent

Well, then you do approve

Certainly not She won't do at all

What did you say?

I said she won't do at all

The woman I married was just pretty enough

In warm climates men would occasionally turn to look at her

You've turned her into something to attract the American tourist

I have turned her into a masterpiece of loveliness

I don't want a masterpiece of loveliness

Do you realize what the husband of a woman like that is up against?

There'll be lovers in the shrubbery

Lovers on the balcony

Only today I found a dark Spanish fellow lurking in my vestibule

my nerves are absolutely wrecked

Have you quite finished insulting me?

Yes, I believe I have

And tomorrow I'm suing you for divorce

How dare you

Now, remember no excitement

Smile, if possible

And in the name of the husbands of the world

I'm naming you as co-respondent

Smile, if possible

Doctor you've sinned with your scissors and other surgical instruments

You've lured her with lotions, corrupted her with

What was the name of that goo? Creme Supreme

Fortunately, I've been getting used to doing without your company.

All these treatments have kept us apart so much

it's like saying goodbye to a lovely stranger

Goodbye, madame And may heaven help your next husband

In India, when a husband is about to divorce his wife

he puts a betel nut under her pillow

Therefore I say, madame, betel nuts to you.

How can you smile at a time like this?

Because you told me to

And because now you need never lose your masterpiece

My beautiful Eve I must have loved you all the time

my darling, as soon as I'm free we can be married

Who said anything about marriage?

Very well I know what I shall do

It's desperate, but so am I

You're not going to sue me?

Shoot me?

Not shoot yourself?

You're getting warmer

Eve, tell me, please

I shall get fat

I shall get fat in all the wrong places

Eve, you couldn't do that to me

Why not?

What can life mean to me without you? From this moment I shall let myself go

I shall neglect my skin I shall give up dieting and massage

I'll never exercise and live only for excitement

In other words I shall destroy your masterpiece

You would destroy your beauty for my sake?

Why not?

I've no desire to be beautiful in the eyes of other men

if you don't want me

Eve. I do, I do. Beauty at any price

Sweetheart

EVE: Now you must go

Go? Why?

Because we mustn't spoil it It's all so beautiful

I can't imagine why you didn't want to come to this convention

But, darling, on our honeymoon? Why not?

You'll be very proud of me in front of all those other doctors

and I'll be proud of you, too

All right, sweet, anything you say

darling, not here It's too public

But, sweet, this is our honeymoon

Yes, honey, but let's wait for the moon

Ah, look at that sea that limitless expanse of blue

Come on. Come on let's go for a swim

But darling, have you lost your mind? I hope so

One should on a honeymoon Come on

But how many times have you told me yourself

that there's nothing worse for the skin and hair than bathing in salt water?

that's true I forgot

Yes, I'd be a fine advertisement for you

at the convention tonight, wouldn't I?

Yeah, I suppose you're right, dear I didn't think of the convention

What time is the dinner? about 8:00

8:00? But darling, it's nearly 5:00 now I must start dressing at once

You'll just about be able to make it

what am I going to do for three hours?

Why don't you dictate to that stenographer

you insisted on bringing along?

That's a good idea

She went swimming

She'll look terrible tonight

There she is now. Annie!

Annie, wait

Rolando

What are you doing here? You promised not to follow me

I told you I cannot live without you

Do you want me to call my husband?

No, it is you I want

Go away. You are mad Yes, I am mad

Mad with this love of you in my soul

You don't understand Yes, I understand

You are here with another man but he shall not have you

Did you ever see so many freckles?

I never did

They're fascinating

You've no idea how long it's been since I've run into

anything as natural as freckles

Hang on to yours, won't you?

I don't see how I can help it

Have you been here long?

No, just a few days

I came to the Riviera right after my divorce

Sort of a honeymoon, you might say

Honeymoon?

My last marriage taught me that the right time for a honeymoon

is just after the divorce And alone

Then you're sort of celebrating

Indeed I am

This is the happiest moment of my entire married life

Why did you leave Paris without telling me?

I, I left very suddenly

Of course With this other man?

It wasn't a man It was my husband

You have no husband

yes, I have

I was married this morning

A new husband?

Why did you not say so?

I cannot be jealous of a husband

Kiss me, my love

the husband?

Who are you?

My name is Rolando Manuel Cristobal Martinez Correro Fernandez Corragio

Never mind, that's enough What are you doing here?

I love your wife

So

Darling, whatever you think you are mistaken

How long have you loved her if I'm not too inquisitive?

For two whole weeks I have been her slave

Is that all?

Is that all, two weeks or is that all, her slave?

Is that all, her slave

That is all, so far

Yes, so far, so good

Well, this is indeed an honor

Yes, of course I accept

Yes, indeed. 7:30 sharp I'll be there. Goodbye

Eve! What do you think?

The cosmeticians have elected me President

Not really?

Yes. Do you know what an honor that is?

The biggest men in the profession are here

Hertzman, d'Orsay, Factor, DeSano

And yet it is your husband they've elected President

The convention dinner starts at 7:30

The President cannot be late

Of course not, darling

Come in

Here's your speech for tonight

Will you want me anymore?

I'm so glad. If I can let a gentleman know right away

I have a dinner engagement

You have what?

A dinner engagement

I can be dressed in 10 minutes

You can dress in 10 minutes?

Zippers permitting

so you've found a friend already, eh?

Why, yes I met him in the water

Do you allow men to pick you up in the water?

Why not? One weighs so much less there

Well, you certainly have changed

I never thought you were the kind of girl that would

never mind, Annie

Run along and enjoy yourself I hope you have a very pleasant evening

my dear friend, I'm terribly sorry We're coming right down

Eve, you've got to hurry You're ruining my career

Darling, what would you like me to wear?

First I thought the blue but then green is so smart this year

The trouble is I look so much better in yellow

Look, sweet any one of them is all right

but, darling I can't decide

Well, why don't you wear one and carry the other two on your arm?

I think I'll have some corned beef and cabbage

Make that two orders

I love corned beef and cabbage

Will you marry me?

Because I like corned beef and cabbage?

Yes, and because you're real

No powder, no rouge, no artificialities

you've no idea what a relief it is after all I've been through

I know just how you must feel

It's nice to see naturally curly hair too for a change

it's nothing out of the ordinary

Yes, it is. Why, it's just the kind I like

Now, what is it?

Darling, I just want to touch up my lips

What do you think you've been doing for the last four hours?

Now, don't be cross, darling

Your masterpiece is only trying to look masterpiecey

There Are you ready, darling?

All ready

It's over

Yes, all over

You mean there's nothing to eat? And I'm starving

Per signore Corned beef and cabbage

A penny for your thoughts

I'm simply wild about you

I couldn't do without you

Corned beef and cabbage I love you

You always set me raving You satisfy that craving

Corned beef and cabbage I love you

If I could have you every day My life would have more spice

And even if I have to pay I'd gladly pay the price

I see you and surrender Oh, won't you please be tender

Corned beef and cabbage I love you

I'm always happy when you Are featured on the menu

Corned beef and cabbage I love you

Although you're so plebeian You're fit for any queen

Corned beef and cabbage I love you

You fill me with a strange desire

That haunts me all night through

You seem to set my heart on fire

You give me heartburn, too

Really? Why don't you try a load of

Bicarbonate of soda

Corned beef And cabbage

I love you I love you

What's this pork chop a la Pompadour?

Ah, it is a chop, signore with a very fine cr�me sauce

potatoes, asparagus stuffed tomato and other fresh vegetables

It is a poem

Good. Bring us two orders of that

no, no, Maurice Too much starch

Look, darling, I'm hungry You order what you like, but I want a pork chop

but you wouldn't have the heart to eat all those good things

right in front of me when you know I'm fairly starved

You order

Well, bring me a small slice of very lean ham

fresh lettuce, melba toast

and, oh, yes, some mineral water

Now, order whatever you like, dear

What's the difference? Bring me the same

it's the exact diet you prescribed, darling

Good night and thanks so much

I told you so What do you mean?

That's that Spanish vestibule lurker I was telling you about

How was the beauticians' banquet?

I don't know you see, because when I

When you arrived, they'd all gone

How did you know?

It doesn't matter

I fell asleep

While Eve was dressing

That's one method Personally, I used to read a good book

Prosit

Prosit

You wanted to go for a swim this afternoon, didn't you?

But you couldn't go

Prosit

Prosit

You wanted a good dinner

But you got lean ham and fresh lettuce

Prosit

Prosit

Prosit

Darling, my love for you made me jealous

Will you forgive me?

51, 52, 53, 54, 55

On a night like this there should be no bitterness, only beauty and romance

59, 60, 61, 62, 63

One has only to look at that moon to realize that

love is the only thing in the world worth having

68, 69, 70

I shan't be a minute, darling

Darling, I'm out of cleansing cream

You could have said anything North Pole, gold standard

bicarbonate of soda and nothing could have killed my mood

like that hideous little sentence "I'm out of cleansing cream"

Now, don't make me nervous again, darling

Your secretary must have some samples

I'll ask her to bring me a jar

What, now?

Well, of course How else can I remove my makeup?

Or would you rather I went to bed with it on?

Do just as you like

Room 698, please

Did I wake you up?

No, I couldn't go to sleep

Cleansing cream? Yes

Yes, I'll bring it

She wasn't asleep Are you angry because I called her?

No, and I'm not going to be angry about anything anymore tonight

come in

Thank you, Annie

You're quite welcome

I shan't be long, darling

What is it, Annie?

Nothing

Tell me Nothing, really

I'd better get some sleep

What is it, please?

You haven't enough heart to understand

I'm going back to Paris in the morning

Annie, I won't allow that

you won't? Well, I don't know how you're going to stop me

You don't know what you're saying Don't I?

But, Annie, please Stop it! Don't touch me

Don't even speak to me

What's the trouble, darling?

Why don't you answer? Your darling is calling you

Once I thought a husband and a lover

Were two men, not one

I thought romance was only A game of kiss and run

Now I'm both a husband and a lover

And really it's fun

There never was a night like this

There never was a girl like you

Each moment of delight like this

Is love divided by two

Your loveliness will glorify

That happiness I have in view

And I'll have even more

If I divide the glory with you

Love that's all one-sided

Leads only to sighs

But when love's divided

Somehow it multiplies

My heart is at the height of joy

No beauty can compare with you

This night will be a night of joy

And love divided by two

Kiss me

Don't you love me anymore?

how can I love you when you look like a walking beauty parlor?

Maurice It's true

We come to the seashore and I can't swim with you

I take you to dinner and I can't eat with you

I've become your husband and

I tell you, I've had enough I can't stand any more

Well, what are you going to do?

I'm gonna get myself another room

Are you going crazy?

No, I'm just getting over it

Smile, if possible

hello, Dr. Lamar's Temple of Beauty

But, Madame Bordeau your appointment was for yesterday

It was yesterday, wasn't it? Just a minute, please

You must have forgotten to write it down

But, madame, it was yesterday I'm looking at the records

You'll have to make another appointment. I'm sorry

Does anyone know anything about Madame Curio's liver spots?

One moment, please Aren't they down in the book?

Yes, madame, I will

Are Madame Curio's liver spots down in the book?

I haven't seen a thing of them

I'm sorry you feel that way about it, madame, but

Hello. Dr. Lamar's Temple of Beauty

I just don't see how Anne managed

Look what they've done to me

Come quickly, someone It's Madame Dupont

I've been murdered that's what happened to me

Go see what that is quickly. Hurry

Hello, no, madame the doctor is not here

he'll be away for at least another week

No, no, really, ladies I can see no one today

pardon me, madame He has just come in

What is all this?

we weren't expecting you back so soon

Where's Annie?

Isn't she with you?

She came back three days ago Haven't you seen her?

I will sue I will sue Where is he?

He shall pay for this

there you are

Is something the matter?

Is something the matter?

Look

Madame What has happened?

You have ruined my life That's what has happened

But you shall pay for it You shall pay

Look, This is what they do to you in this place

Look! My beautiful beautiful hair

You, You idiots! What are you trying to do, ruin my career?

Such a thing couldn't have happened if Annie had been here

Find her for me at once

I'm taking delivery Here's your check

Wait! Stop

Where are you going?

We have a contract with a nightclub

I'll sue you

You shall pay for this

what next?

What is it now?

Would you care to interview a new patient?

Wait a minute I'd better see her I've probably lost all the others

Now,madame what can I do for you?

I want to be beautiful

I know. They all do

What is your husband's chief complaint?

Nothing

Andr� loves me just as I am Is that so?

Yes, but I want to surprise him

Poor Andr�

that's none of my affair

I'm going to give you a diet

Lean ham and fresh lettuce

Melba toast without butter

But your husband can eat anything he likes, understand?

Of course

At night bandage your ankles cold cream your face, wear gloves

I can't do it

Madame, forget everything I've told you and go home to your husband

If you want to surprise him present him with a pair of healthy twins

That's surprise enough for any man

And if you want further cosmetic advice, take this

To reduce, scrub the floors

To beautify your face wash it in cold water with plenty of good soap

so that if your husband wants to kiss you, he can

That's all

Doctor, what do I owe you?

Everlasting gratitude

Get me Dr. Max Pascal

Genevieve! Not again

You don't mean it. Maurice

But I do mean it I'm through with cosmetics forever

Bring over all your stuff and move in today

I'll be there in an hour

A scientific laboratory, just as we planned

if I had known you were going to be so dull

I would never have left my husband

Dull? What do you mean, dull?

You're not as affectionate as you used to be

What did you expect on lettuce?

Well, rabbits seem to do all right

But the doctor is back in town now, yes

and he will give your case his personal attention

I'm so glad to see you I'm glad to see you

Did you have a nice trip? lovely

what an attractive suit

Do you like it? it's lovely

Thank you for letting me know he was back

I'd have called you anyway He's terribly anxious to see you

Not half as anxious as I am to see him

So, this is the time you show up for work

Everything's gone to the devil around here

Does that mean nothing to you?

Less than nothing

What?

Apparently you didn't believe me when I told you I was quitting, but I am

Where are you going?

I'm going downstairs to the taxi that's taking me to my wedding

Why, married get out

But, Annie

You don't know what's happened

Now, of all times, you mustn't leave me

Why not?

Because I'm through with cosmetics forever

That's what you always wanted, wasn't it?

Well, I'm going to turn this place into a scientific laboratory

It's too late Why?

I'm going to marry Marcel

Marcel? What Marcel

Not Eve's Marcel

I don't believe it

Marcel

Marcel, the doctor doesn't believe we're going to get married

He doesn't? Then the doctor is going to feel pretty silly

when he sees us in the newsreel

Look here, you can't get away with this I won't allow it

Well, I don't know how you're going to stop it Annie's in love with me

I don't believe that, either Is this man attractive to you?

Of course Show me one attractive feature.

Look at that profile

Can't you see that his nose is all wrong

and that his eyes are too close together?

Say And look at those teeth

after all, she's picking out a husband, not a horse

Go on, just show me one attractive feature

Well, he has beautiful, curly hair

So, all our work, our mutual interest all the things we've been to each other

are to be thrown into the discard because Marcel

happens to have a wave in his hair

Come, Marcel, the taxi is waiting

Coming, darling

What right have you to take her away from me? I love her

Yes? I loved Eve

Remember?

Annie

Follow that cab! Get in

Faster, faster

Don't lose that girl

Where is he? Where is he?

Which one? they took him over there

He's been scalped

No, madame, just a toupee

Darling, speak to me Speak to me. Are you all right?

What's the idea? I love you