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Baby?

Oh God, it's the wedding night.

What?

Come on, baby.

You're beautiful.

I know. Well, show me that I'm beautiful and fuck me.

I'm so horny right now. Like, the whole day went so perfect.

Everything was beautiful.

Just go get your vibrator.

Yeah, I'll... a little bit.

Go get my vibrator?

Fine. I'll just go find a replacement to your cock, honey.

You just lay here and sleep.

I'm sure you're tired.

Okay. Love you.

Bye.

Are you sleeping too?

What are you doing?

Well... Hi.

So... My husband passed out.

He just passed out.

I thought, I mean, you're married now. I thought we discussed this. This is not

good.

Let me see, Dean.

Yeah.

It's my wedding night.

Don't you think I deserve, you know, some wedding night sex?

Best man.

That's terrible.

You do look so...

You look really good today too.

Can I just say that in my virginity form?

But not the Virginia that you're thinking of. Oh, yeah. We've had sex,

honey, but I don't think that all that hands fucked me in my ass tonight.

But he's fucking messed up by passing out and telling me, I'm tired.

Oh, today was so stressful.

Do you think it was that bad?

Do you think I deserve to just be shunned like that?

Dreaming at all?

I mean the night didn't, my wedding night didn't end, you know, at

the party.

I had other dreams first night.

How

dare

you not give me my needs?

You're being such a good best man and trying to resist me.

Don't think about it.

So horny.

hmm hmm

Fucking like five strokes, guys.

I'm just excited to be walking around

Oh.

So nice and juicy.

Thank you.

Everything I imagined it would be.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh!

oh oh oh

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck me and my dress, best man.

I know that's what you've been dreaming about all day long, huh?

Fuck,

that was amazing.

I gotta go get cleaned up and crawl in bed.

With a new hubby. Well, satisfied thanks to you.

The best man.

Ever.

Don't worry, I won't tell him.

I'll never tell him.

Hmm.