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We gonna do to j.r. Ewing

What he did to me.

Gonna get to his women the way he got to mine.

A bad storm blowing in.

The hands are off.

J.r. And ray aren't back yet.

Oh, relax. They'll be back soon.

Besides, I made dinner plans for us.

Dinner?

Soon as j.r. And ray get there, everything'll be OK.

You know what the nicest part of all this is?

What?

Those ladies are so pretty.

Heh heh! Gonna be a hard choice, ain't it?

You're gonna give us a show, miss Texas.

Stay right there!

Or I swear I'll shoot.

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Ray, whispering: J.R.

Yeah?

Gotta get going.

All right. Just gotta pick up my things.

Aw!

Damn.

Need any help?

No, I don't think so. I got everything.

You say good-bye to Mary Lou?

Heh!

Sure did.

Bye, wanda. You take care now, hear?

Ha ha ha!

OK.

You OK?

Yeah.

Whew!

You drive.

You bet.

Whew!

Well, good-bye, Waco.

Nice town full of pretty ladies.

Driver: there it is.

Mm-hmm.

What the heck do you guys want...

Ah, shut up!

What the heck are you guys...

You shut your mouth.

Not in there.

Hey, look, we're sorry.

Just take care of yourself, all right?

See who's in there.

Oh, hey, cut it out, baby, you're hurting me...

Listen, honey, it isn't what you think.

Ow! Ohh!

Mary lou: hey, what?!

Nobody here, just old Mary lou. That's nobody.

You didn't used to think I was nobody.

Shut up. My brother-in-law

Is in conference with his wife.

Payton, please!

It's between you and your hubby, sis.

You ain't going nowhere.

Now, which one of you is gonna tell us

What's been going on here?

Lover left his calling card.

"J.r. Ewing.

The southfork, braddock, Texas."

Boy, I wish I could sleep in a car.

We'll be home in an hour, j.r.

No rush.

Hands are off. Fiesta day.

Yeah, there's nothing to do around there, anyway.

We worked our butts off selling that cattle.

Nobody's gonna begrudge us a good time.

Wanda and Mary lou.

Ha ha ha! Wonder how them broads

Get that way sometimes.

They're just like us,

Looking for a good time.

They found it.

Announcer on Radio: good morning.

Time for the 8:00 news break.

A windstorm which blew in unexpectedly

From the gulf of Mexico

Has brought all activity in Houston to a halt.

Gusts of up to 100 Miles per hour

Closed the airport

And some of the major highways in the area,

Devastating the downtown section of the city.

The storm is moving across the state

In a northwesterly direction.

Small craft advisories are posted...

We better hurry up home before it hits.

In Austin, the state legislature...

Sue ellen: I brought you some lunch, miss ellie.

That is sweet.

But I don't think I could eat anything right now.

I'll put it down just in case.

J.r. Back yet?

Any time.

I'll check on you a little later.

No. No, please.

The boredom is almost as bad as the migraine.

Sue ellen... I've been thinking.

How can I put this?

Maybe you and I should...

Should try to make pam more comfortable here.

Comfortable?

Mm-hmm.

I think we've been thinking of her as...

As digger Barnes' daughter...

Not Bobby's wife.

But miss ellie... j.r. Says that...

Oh... J.r. Is as stubborn as jock.

He doesn't like change, that's all.

Especially when the change is named Barnes.

But... As far as I can see...

Pam's good for Bobby.

Very good.

Oh...

I wish they could turn that thing off in here.

Somebody's got it.

Mmmhh... Thank goodness.

No, sweetheart.

Everything's fine. Why shouldn't it be?

Oh, somebody said somethin' about a storm comin' in.

Might even be a hurricane.

A hurricane?

Are you serious?

Yeah. Ray and j.r. Back yet?

No.

Well, if they're not back in an hour,

You give me a call. OK?

Oh, Bobby, I'm born and raised in Texas,

Just like you are.

I've lived through hurricanes before.

You're also a city girl.

A storm is one thing in a city.

It's somethin' else again on a ranch.

OK, baby. I'll call you.

OK. I love you. Bye.

I love you. bye-bye.

A hurricane?

Yeah. That's what he said.

Headin' this way.

Well... Well, maybe that's what's holdin' up j.r.

Could be.

I'll see if I can get some news on the radio.

Oh. Mind tellin' me

What you're doin' home from school this early?

As a matter of fact, yes, I do mind.

Radio: in Bryan, Temple, and Waco,

The storm has already left devastation.

That's why.

They let us out of school early, just in case.

Radio: winds which are gusting

In excess of 100 Miles per hour.

The storm is still moving

In a northwesterly direction...

And unless it suddenly veers off,

Is expected to hit the metropolitan area...

Lucy, do you know where those oil lamps are?

Yeah. All right, get 'em out

And start fillin' 'em up,

And check the flashlight batteries, too.

And, Pamela... You check all the windows.

Make sure they're closed tight

In your room and lucy's,

And I'll take care of the rest of the house.

Radio: did so much damage earlier today...

La de da. Who does she think she is,

Giving us orders like that?

Somebody who knows what to do around here

With a storm coming...

Which puts her one up on me... And you.

Hey, Bobby. Half a day today, huh?

Oh, hi, daddy. How'd your luncheon go?

Oh, those... Those jaycee luncheons never change.

I guess that's why I like 'em so much.

Where you goin'?

Home. Bad storm blowin' in.

Hands are off.

J.r. And ray aren't back yet.

Oh, relax. They'll be back soon.

Besides, I made dinner plans for us.

Dinner?

Yeah. I ran into punk Anderson

And some of the old boys

And got to tellin' them about you.

Told 'em what a fine executive you've turned out to be.

I bet you they didn't believe that.

But we'll have to show 'em some other time.

Hey, why don't you wait and call home later?

Soon as j.r and ray get there, everything'll be OK.

Sure.

OK.

Should be down this road.

Terrific. What we gonna do when we get there?

We're gonna do to j.r. Ewing

What he did to me.

Gonna get to his women the way he got to mine.

Sounds like fun. How we gonna do it?

How do I know?!

Gotta find out what's there.

And who's there.

Go change your clothes.

We gotta take care of the livestock.

Bring the truck up to the house.

Hello, j.r.

Oh. Mornin', sue ellen. Mornin'.

How you doin', honey?

How are things?

Just fine... So far.

Miss ellie has a migraine, though.

I'd better look in on her. Yeah.

J.r. Yeah?

Why didn't you call me last night?

I was workin' late.

Well, why didn't you call me this morning?

I don't have time to talk about it, sue ellen.

I've gotta get out on the road,

Round up some strays.

Ray and I have gotta change clothes.

Yes?

Sorry, ma'am! We're in trouble!

Can we use your phone?

On 289.

About 5 Miles west of braddock.

Uh, near the southfork ranch.

Yep. I'll... I'll hold on.

Probably nothin' serious. Carburetor, maybe.

But in all this wind and dust,

No way to fix anything.

Mmm. I can imagine.

We hate bustin' in like this.

Oh, not another word about it, mr. Frick.

He's frick. This is Allen.

Yes, ma'am.

Payton Allen.

Ms. Ewing, I'd be glad

To start a fire in the fireplace here.

Seems like you needin' one.

Well, that'd be nice.

Lucy, you show mr. Allen where everything is,

And I'll go make us some sandwiches and coffee.

Follow me.

As quick as you can.

I appreciate it.

The auto club says it'll be about 2 or 3 hours.

Storm's blocked some roads.

Mmm. Not surprisin'. Why don't you relax

In the livin' room, mr. Frick?

If there's anything we can do to help, now,

Y'all just holler.

Well, I'm gonna get us all some lunch,

And then maybe later on,

I'll take you up on that offer.

At least we ain't gonna be freeloadin'.

What?

We're gonna have to earn our keep today, Allen.

Doesn't look like there's much help out here.

It's the feast of San Antonio.

Everybody has the day off.

You can count on us.

What about your menfolk?

My uncle and the foreman are here.

They'll be back in a minute.

I might've known.

I know I'd never leave somebody

Looks like you alone.

We were alone up until half an hour ago.

That's the story of my life.

30 minutes the wrong side of paradise.

Where were they?

Your, uh... Your uncle and that foreman?

I don't know.

Waco or someplace.

I'd better help sue ellen.

You don't go away, now. You hear?

I hear.

I hear.

Waco. That's them.

It's better than I figured.

Hands bein' away?

Think all of 'em are gone?

Well, they're sure givin' us a chance to find out.

Ain't nobody I can't outsmart

When I set my mind to it.

Like that guy you outsmarted in Houston...

The talkin' one... By kickin' his head in?

That's right.

That's right. He got what was comin' to him.

Just like these ewings are gonna get theirs.

Hey, I'm with you.

Are you, Allen? Hey!

Are you sure?

Yeah!

Now, I come here for my justice.

Now, you seem to find this whole thing very funny.

Hey, man. I didn't mean nothin'.

You and me gotta stick together.

See how the ewings like it...

When their women are treated the same way

They treated ours.

That's right.

Pam: hello.

Howdy.

Luther frick, payton Allen...

My aunt... Pamela ewing.

You know, their truck broke down outside,

And they're gonna lend us a hand.

Pretty nice of 'em, isn't it?

Our pleasure, ma'am.

Truly, our pleasure.

Radio: the storm, which did so much damage

Earlier today in Houston, is moving rapidly

Toward Dallas and the metroplex area.

Winds in the Waco area are reported to have

Reached as high as 130 Miles per hour.

Is my daddy still here?

In his office.

In Temple, where the roof

Of a bakery collapsed, killing the owner.

Windows have been shattered

In many of the city's homes and businesses.

Driving everywhere is extremely hazardous.

In Waco, the storm toppled...

Get me the ranch on the phone, janine.

After that, I think we all had better go home.

I live in town, so I'm OK,

But aren't you safer here? Than driving, I mean?

I don't know.

Hello? Oh, j.r., just a minute. Bobby calling.

Hello?

J.r.? Am I glad to hear you.

When'd you get home?

Oh, about half an hour ago.

Is everything all right?

Yeah. Ray and I are gonna go out

And shore up the ranch.

I can be home in a little while.

No, no, don't do that. The roads are impossible.

You're gonna need some help, j.r.

The hands are all gone.

Well, a couple of strangers showed up.

Their car broke down, and...

Their bad luck is our good luck, I guess.

They're gonna help ray and me.

Uh, j.r., I can be there.

Listen, I don't have time to talk.

Now, you take care, huh? All right?

Bye.

Now, you two guys get in the back!

Now, wait a minute. Where you goin'?

I'm gonna help!

Allen, come with me!

I'll get my horse!

Your horse is over there!

Right!

Get that black- and-white calf!

Tie 'em off to the post!

All set!

Hang on!

Hoohh!

Hyah! Hyah! Swing around!

Hey! Yoh! Hohh!

Come on, now! Hyoh!

Whooh! Whooh! Whooh!

Yeah! Come on, now.

Whooh!

Whohh!

Whooh! Git!

Yeah! Yahh!

Come on, now! Git on there!

Yahh! Whooh! Whooh! Whooh!

Bring 'em on around!

Rarhh!

Whohh! Around, now, around!

Come on!

Hyah!

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Git up! Yohh!

Come on!

Aah!

Ray fell!

Let's get back.

You all right?

All right, now, easy. Easy.

Stay there.

Lucy: I'll find j.r.

Don't move!

J.r.? J.r., ray's hurt!

Yeah, what's the matter?

Ray's hurt. He's in the pasture.

Don't move your leg! They're comin'!

Get that tailgate down!

All right, easy. Easy, ray.

All right.

Let's get him in the jeep.

Grab his leg.

Which leg? Which?

Here.

Easy, now.

All right.

Take it easy.

Get him up.

All right.

OK? All right.

Get the blanket!

Lucy, get those horses back to the stable.

Hang on!

All set!

It's all right. I'm awake.

You feelin' better?

A little.

How're you all making out in this wind?

We're holdin' our own.

The others are still out there, though.

Miss ellie, do you think it's a good idea

To be gettin' up like that?

Well... I can't think of another way right now.

Well, maybe I could get you a... A what?

I'm not as sick as all that, thank you.

Looks like ray krebbs got hurt.

Oh, I'd better go see if I can help.

This is lucy ewing. Is Dr. Miller there?

It's very important.

Tell him to call as soon as he gets in, OK?

Let's get him in here.

Hurry!

Take him in the living room right there.

Is it bad, ray?

Nah.

OK, boys.

Ray: I don't think it's broken, though.

Lucy: the doctor's stuck somewhere in the storm.

They said he'd call as soon as he gets back.

Luther, you know what the nicest part

Of all this is?

What?

Payton: those ladies are so pretty.

I know. It's gonna be a hard choice, ain't it?

Payton: not for me. Oh?

Any way we choose is a winner.

Real pretty.

Now, look, boys... If it's money you want,

I'll show you where it is.

We don't have much in the house,

But you're welcome to all we got.

We ain't no thieves.

We don't want your money.

Then what have you come here for?

Take another guess.

Anybody?

The three of us?

That could play a part,

But it ain't the answer.

We ain't no criminals, lady.

Right.

Oh...

Get wise, cowboy.

What's the matter, sugar plum?

Thought you were a fun-lovin' lady.

This is gonna be a lot of fun

If you take it in the right spirit.

We come here... For justice.

Justice? What kind of justice?

The only kind of justice

Poor workin' men like us can get...

The kind we go out and get on our own.

All right, you.

Hey, you. Countess!

Now, move.

Move it!

Come on, move!

Come on, come on!

Hello.

Bobby: hi, honey.

Is everything all right there?

Fine, Bobby.

Good. Did you get all the hatches battened down?

Yes. Uh, ray krebbs hurt his knee.

Is it serious?

I don't know. J.r. Thinks it's dislocated.

Are you comin' home?

No. Daddy wants me to stay in town,

What with the storm and all.

That sounds like a good idea.

You have a nice time.

Honey... J.r. And I were just about

To sit down to an afternoon of backgammon, anyway.

Backgammon. You and j.r.?

I've gotta go now, honey.

Bye-bye.

Yeah.

Sure. Good-bye.

Since we're stuck in town for the night,

I'm gonna call punk and tell him dinner's on.

No, daddy. I want to go home.

You said j.r. And ray were back.

Well, they are, but pam didn't sound right.

Sounded like somethin' was wrong.

She said she was gonna sit down

To a game of backgammon with j.r.

Well, what's wrong with that?

You want 'em to get along, don't you?

I don't even think she knows how to play backgammon.

Let's go home.

Oh, Bobby, you're actin' like an old lady.

Maybe I am, but I want to be sure.

You comin'?

Yeah, I reckon.

What are you gonna do with us?

We were gonna get up a softball game,

But the weather...

Now, look, fellas, if you're here

For anything to do with justice...

Luther: shut up.

We'll prove it.

This is your wife, right?

Yes.

Pretty.

Don't touch me.

Oh...

Now, bravery's gonna get you dead, junior.

Hey, you. You!

You married?

No.

That gives us a choice.

Hey, you know, I'm married, too, mister?

Yeah.

My wife's name is wanda.

You know her?

No, I don't know any wanda.

Well, you... You got a short memory.

I just can't remember anybody

By the name of wanda.

She says she knows you pretty good.

You know wanda didn't come home last night?

Hmm. Me and her brother here,

We went lookin' for her.

And guess where we found her this mornin'.

We found her in this old motel room.

Her and her friend... Mary lou.

So? So she said

She had been kidnapped right off the main street

By 2 guys last night.

She said

They took 'em up to this... Motel room.

They got 'em drunk...

And then they raped 'em.

Well, what...

What has that got to do with me?

You were kind enough to leave a business card.

Yeah.

Well, now, a lot of people

Have got my business card.

Well, missus,

What do you think of old j.r. Ewing now?

Huh?

Yeah. Yeah,

Maybe I'm doin' you a favor, huh?

Huh?!

You like him any better now...

Knowin' what a hotshot lover boy he is?

Him?

Somebody's gotta take care of the little lady.

Looks like you don't.

Ohh! Uhh!

Uhh! Aaahh!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ooohh!

Aaahh!

Ohhh... Ha ha ha!

Ahh, yeah! Ha ha ha!

Come here, now! Fight me! Yes!

Go get 'em, Allen, go get 'em!

No!

Oh, yeah! Fight me! Yes!

Oh, fight me! I'll kill you!

Aah! Let go of me!

You like it? I got it!

Ohhh!

You like that? Ha! Huh? Ha ha ha ha!

Urrrahh!

Uhhh!

Thank you, honey. I enjoyed that.

Miss ellie: will somebody please tell me

What's goin' on down here?

Payton: stay right there, mama.

Come on, Bobby, be sensible.

Let's put up in a motel.

No! I want to go home!

What's gotten into you?

You never used to be so damn stubborn!

I never used to be a lot of things, daddy!

Well, if you don't give in,

I guess I'll have to.

Let's see if we can give 'em a hand.

All right?

OK.

Sit down.

Get some rope.

We don't have any.

Find some!

Tie him up.

Why him, not me? I jumped you, too.

Because we need you in the other room, junior.

According to you, I was in Waco, too.

Yeah, but with Mary lou. She's nobody.

I said tie him up.

Tight! Let's go!

You and your friend better get outta here.

Soon as we get what we came for.

What you came for is gonna be very costly.

This is jock ewing's house... His family.

What do you plan to do?

Same thing as junior done to my wife.

All right.

Hey, lookee here.

Well! See you was once miss Texas.

You haven't changed that much.

Still a fine-lookin' woman.

Ain't she, luther?

Oh, yeah-bo. Ha ha ha ha.

Say "thank you," miss Texas.

Still got this bathing suit?

No.

But I bet you saved the banner.

Let's go get it.

I don't know where it is.

Well, let's go look for it, miss Texas.

Let's go look for it!

Be right back.

If we don't kill you, junior, the missus might.

Ha ha ha ha!

Pam: payton.

You don't believe that rape story, do you?

Why not?

'cause I don't think you're that dumb.

Look, I don't care one way or the other.

Junior and the cowboy

Were with wanda and Mary lou last night.

My son and ray were here last night.

Sorry, mama. Sugar plum there

Told me they just got back from Waco.

Now, that was before I turned into the bad guy.

Right, honey?

Hell, I know how wanda likes to have a good time.

Chances are she picked him up. Ha ha!

But I gotta protect her.

Luther's callin' it rape, so it'll save my sister's life.

You talk about justice?

Nope. Frick talks about justice.

I talk about havin' a good time.

Which I intend to.

Here.

2 for 2. Justice.

Junior's missus... and I get to choose.

Ray used to go with pam before she married Bobby.

Eleanor: LUCY!

Grandma, why should I have to...

Lucy, you be still!

That true, beautiful?

Yeah.

Did pretty good for yourself.

I think I did.

So you was one of us?

I still am.

Well, then... you're off the hook.

We didn't come here lookin' for one of us.

We come lookin' for 2 of them.

Guess you're elected... Sugar plum.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Come on, move!

Come on, miss Texas, get a move on.

And now, here's... Miss Texas!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ahh... Yeah.

Ohhh... What'd you do for the talent contest, honey?

What?

They have talent contests

In those beauty shows.

I sang.

OK, everybody,

Our former miss Texas will now sing. Ha ha!

Sing what you sang then.

Only modern it up.

Ha ha ha ha.

Luther: sing.

Luther: SING!

Luther: SING!

You're gonna give us a show, miss Texas.

Or you and I are gonna start our own show, hmm?

Luther never has been the shy type.

Hmm? Hmm?!! Uhh!

Stay right there.

I swear I'll shoot.

Now, one way or another...

We're gonna do what we came here to do!

And when we're done,

We can leave a houseful of people

Alive or dead!

Ooh... Ooh... If I were you, junior...

I wouldn't move a muscle.

OK.

Now, you start singin', sweetheart.

Because I like to be entertained.

Look at this, daddy.

Braddock is marked right on the map.

So what?

So j.r. Said they were stranded.

What're you gettin' at, boy?

Well, it's awful funny

They'd be stranded right where they wanted to be.

J.r.'s card.

Move!

Sing.

♪ people ♪

♪ people who need people ♪

Luther: the coat!

♪ are the... ♪

♪ l-luckiest people ♪

Ha ha ha ha!

♪ in the world ♪

♪ we're children ♪

♪ needing other... ♪

♪ children ♪

♪ and yet ♪

♪ letting our grown-up pride ♪

Yeah! Ha ha ha ha!

Come on! I have to give you instructions?!

♪ hide all the need ♪

♪ inside ♪

♪ acting more ♪

♪ like children ♪

♪ than children ♪

Come on, missus!

Louder.

♪ lovers ♪

♪ are very special people ♪

♪ they're the luckiest people ♪

♪ in... In the world ♪

♪ w-with one person ♪

♪ one very special person ♪

♪ a feeling ♪

♪ deep in your soul ♪

♪ so... Who needs... ♪

♪ people ♪

Look, I told you... ♪ people ♪

Oh... God... ♪ who need ♪

♪ people ♪

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Payton, you gonna let him take his justice

Out on this lady when you told us yourself

His wanda wasn't raped at all?

You said what?

I n-never said nothin' like that.

You said she's always out lookin' for a good time.

Looks like she and j.r. Had a lot in common.

Miss ellie: maybe your justice should come

From your wife, not j.r.'s.

God... Luther?

Huh?

We'd better go in the back door!

Well?

Come on!

We ain't done here.

Yeah, we're done.

We're done, Allen.

What you told her about wanda...

It's true, ain't it?

So what?

Allen, it ain't the same. It ain't the same.

Well, it is for me.

I ain't got what I come for.

What's goin' on here, ray?

2 goons with guns in the living room.

Leave her alone!

Payton... I'll go with you.

I told you before,

We didn't come for one of our own.

Upstairs, sugar plum.

Let go of her, old woman!

No!

I don't know.

Yeah?

Well, i know. Ha ha! Come on!

Lucy: don't!

Ohh!

Oh, grandma!

Get down there!

Somebody better call the sheriff

Before I blast these 2 slobs.

Miss ellie: no, jock.

We have to let 'em go.

Bobby: let 'em go?

Jock: somebody tell me

What's goin' on around here?

Trust me. We can't involve the law.

All right, get up.

Get up!

If you 2 punks

Ever show your face around here again...

I'll kill you!

Now get outta here!

Me and wanda got some talkin' to do, boy.

Now... Will somebody tell me what happened here?

Help me get lucy to bed.

I'll explain.

Granddaddy...

You want to tell me about it?

It's a long story, Bobby.

Are you all right?

Oh, I am now.

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