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Your folks are gonna throw me right off that ranch.
Relax, honey. You're my wife now.
You're family. You are a ewing.
How in hell did she end up marrying him?
I brought her to a couple of barbecues here.
I didn't know they were getting on that well.
Well, I don't know about you, ray,
But I'm not standing still for this.
We should have got hitched a long time ago.
Maybe it's not too late.
Oh, I don't know.
It stops right now, j.r. Pamela's my wife,
And you're gonna treat her with respect.
Now, listen here, little brother...
It was a dumb, stupid trick!
Oh, Bobby! Bobby!
Captioning made possible by Warner bros.
Pam: Bobby James ewing!
I don't believe you.
Bobby: well, now, this is a fine state of affairs.
We're married less than 24 hours,
And my new bride doubts my veracity.
I do if you say you're not nervous.
Well, I'm not nervous.
Except for maybe one or 2 little butterflies
Somewhere.
Mmm. Your folks are gonna throw me
Right off that ranch.
Relax, honey. You're my wife now.
You're family. You are a ewing,
And once that sinks in,
They're gonna love you like I do.
Before it sinks in is what worries me.
Relax, sweetheart. Everything's gonna be fine.
If you say so, Bobby.
I say so.
Gonna be a cold day today, eh?
Not for everybody.
Ahem.
You want to fill it up with unleaded
And check under the hood for me,
And then pull it over to the side?
We're gonna have some breakfast.
Oh, yeah.
I appreciate it. Come on, sweetie.
You work for jock ewing personally
Or ewing oil?
Ewing oil company.
How long did you work for ewing oil, mr. Bradley?
Oh, about 5 years, senator Barnes.
No, I'm not a senator.
The gentlemen on my left and right are senators.
I'm just the legal counsel.
I'm a counsel for this committee.
Bradley: I gotcha.
Barnes: um... Did you carry...
J.r., you want me to open the drapes or not?
Daylight will make a glare on the tv.
Go ahead. Open them up.
Maybe the glare'll blind that jackass.
Bradley: I told you my job was courier,
Not opener.
Those envelopes were sealed.
Barnes: did you ever have any reason to think
That there was money in those envelopes?
Bradley: I never had any reason to think
About anything, except maybe traffic.
Were you ever told to be careful with the envelopes?
I wasn't hired to be careless,
So no one told me...
Had to tell me about it.
Seems like old phil's
Handling cliff Barnes just fine.
Hmm.
Old phil will be spilling his guts by noontime.
I hope the old man ain't watching this.
[Telephone rings]
John ewing jr.'s office.
Good. How about yourself?
Fine. Yes, he's right here.
It seems he is watching.
Hello, daddy.
Jock: you watching these things?
Yes, sir.
I see a couple of familiar faces sitting there.
Them ol' boys are supposed to be on our side.
Why in the hell ain't they saying anything?
I don't know.
Jock: where's Bobby?
I don't know. He's in New Orleans someplace.
John, get him back and send him down to Austin.
Tell him to spread around a few bs
And collect some of our markers, you hear?
Yes, sir.
Mr. Bradley: I don't know.
Mr. Barnes: to pay pearl?
Mr. Bradley: now, look, you're onto something
That I know nothing about.
Ow!
That's for sticking your nose
Where it don't belong.
Most men keep work in their briefcases.
This is work, honey. I told you:
I'm ewing oil's goodwill ambassador.
You got a whole satchel full of goodwill there.
Yeah. Daddy calls them bs.
Booze, broads, and booty.
That's what keeps the independent oilmen
Independent.
I thought you had a hand in running the family business.
Well, I do, honey.
I got a hand in keeping the business running.
Same thing.
No, it's not.
Pammy, I like my job.
It's people. It's a good time.
And women.
Ah.
Now, just because I got what I want
Don't mean I can't help some of the ol' boys
Get a little of what
They can't get on their own, does it?
Especially if the good ol' boys
Do a turn for you in oil now and then?
Well, see there. You're not so dumb.
[Dog barking]
[Horse whinnies]
[Horse whinnies]
Ray?
Ray?
Yes, sir?
That you, ray?
[Grunting] Yeah.
Yeah. Be right down.
Morning.
Morning. Did you take
My granddaughter to school today?
No, sir. I haven't seen her.
Well, maybe one of the boys took her.
Yeah.
You know what? Uh...
I want you to do something for me.
Sir.
I want you to make sure
That lucy gets to school every day.
We've been getting letters
Saying she misses more than she goes,
And she ain't ever gonna graduate that way.
Sure thing. I'll take care of it.
I'm counting on you, boy.
Uh, ray... Yeah?
Ahem!
You and that, uh, fine-looking Barnes girl
On or off these days?
Mostly off, sir.
Well, too bad.
Thought maybe you might talk to her,
Get her to call off her brother.
Yeah? What's ol' cliff Barnes up to now?
He's turning us ewings up on tv.
Well, ahem, you know how it is with us.
Soon as I start seeing her again,
Maybe I can help you out a little.
Sure. Give it a try.
Trying's the, uh, fun part of it, anyway.
Heh. Yeah.
Ha ha! See you.
Have a good day, sir.
[Engine starts]
[Woman giggles]
Damn. You know how close that was?
It weren't close at all.
He'd never come up here.
Well, I tell you, if he knew, he'd kill me.
Well, I ain't gonna tell him.
Hey, who's number one, ray, her or me?
Come on, lucy.
She's probably real different, right?
[Giggles]
Look, uh, I gotta go.
Do you ever call her lucy by mistake?
No.
That'd be funny.
[Snorts]
Call me her name.
No.
Do it.
Call me her name.
Pam.
Again.
Pamela.
Pamela.
But why, pam, honey?
Because you could be important.
What am I now, a bowl of chili?
Oh, Bobby, you're the most important thing
To me in the world. You know that.
But you could be important to more than me.
You're the son of a big, powerful oil family.
You know, if you want to make
A good impression on mama,
You'd best remember her side of the family, too.
Oh, that's right.
Oil and cattle.
And with your daddy retired,
I bet they could use another man
To help run the business.
J.r.'s got the brains.
Oh, so do you!
You've been whooping it up for so many years, Bobby,
You haven't shut up long enough to hear
How good your brain ticks.
[Chuckles]
OK.
OK what?
OK, I'll tell daddy and j.r. Tonight.
Might as well spring it all on them at once.
Oh, Bobby. Ha ha!
Pammy!
[Both laughing, tires screeching]
Hey, Bobby's back.
Yeah?
And he's bringing home a lady.
Must be something special.
The ladies he usually runs with
He don't bring home to meet miss ellie.
Hey, uh, ray, you know this lady.
Take a look.
Yeah? Let me see those things.
Go right ahead.
Why is he bringing pam here?
Last couple barbecues, you brought her here to,
While you were getting soused,
They were getting chummy.
Lucy: they're married!
You're crazy.
Yeah, you're blind!
They're married!
Shut up.
[Laughing]
It's funny, ray. I... Shut up!
Mama.
This is my wife.
I'm sorry. I... I don't know what to say.
Well, you could start by saying good luck.
And hello.
Miss ellie, do you mind if I freshen up a little?
No, of course not.
I'll show you, honey.
I'll find it. Excuse me, Bobby.
Thank you.
Isn't she pretty, mama?
She's also cliff Barnes' sister
And digger Barnes' daughter.
Now, mama...
I don't want to hear any now, mamas!
You come on inside.
I'll get the bags.
It'll keep.
Hi.
Bradley: AW, WE didn't have no money
For anything like that, your honor.
[Telephone rings]
Cliff: please, mr. Bradley, just address me as...
Miss Ellie: JOCK?
Yes, ellie?
Heard anything from Bobby yet?
He's here, jock. Just got in.
Well, send him right on. He's got to go to Austin.
Miss ellie: I don't think he can go.
Why not?
Because he came home... With a wife.
What?
Miss ellie: a wife.
He brought a wife home.
Who is she? Anybody?
J.r. Wants to know if she's anybody.
She's anybody, all right,
And you two best come right on home.
Bobby: well, I'm not sure I can even tell you
How the whole thing happened.
Except that I said I loved you...
And she said, "I love you,"
And I said, "are you sure?"
She said, "of course I'm sure."
So I said, "then let's get married right here
In this old city of New Orleans."
[Laughs] She said,
"Bobby ewing, that's about the dumbest idea
I've ever heard."
20 minutes later, there we were,
Standing in front of that old baptist preacher,
Saying, "I will, I will."
And that was that.
I never knew you were so impulsive, Bobby.
Well, I never knew I was, either.
Pamela, you settled into your room all right?
Oh, yes, ma'am.
Course, I only have the one suitcase,
But I'll go into Dallas tomorrow
And get my things.
Young lady.
When's that brother of yours gonna give up that crusade
Against us ewings?
Daddy, I don't think
This is the proper time to discuss that.
I don't know why not.
We don't talk business at this hour, jock.
Anybody want a refill?
Yeah, I believe I will, father. Can I help you?
Jock: yeah.
Ray: ahem.
Excuse me, mr. Ewing.
Jock: come in, ray. Have a drink.
No, thanks, sir.
Hey. J.r.
I believe you know Pamela here.
Sure. Pam.
Hi, ray.
Ray krebbs, have you heard that our Bobby
Has up and married Pamela Barnes?
Yeah, I heard.
Congratulations to you both.
Lucy: where are your manners, ray?
You're going to kiss the bride, aren't you?
Sure.
Where are my manners?
Congratulations.
You don't want a drink or anything,
Do you, ray?
Some other time, Bobby.
I do want to wish you luck, though.
Why, thank you very much.
Just sign right here, sir.
Jock: much obliged, ray.
Y'all have a good evening, now.
Good night, ray.
Good night, ray.
Good night.
Well, there's some light left.
I'd like to show Pamela our little house.
There's plenty of time for that, j.r.
Let's just get to know each other first.
Well, I always get to know people best
One to one.
You will excuse us?
Excuse me, please.
J.r.: it's getting a bit chilly out.
I think we ought to get some warm clothes on.
I think this is all so exciting.
Don't you, sue ellen?
Weddings always are, aren't they?
Fine country, isn't it?
It's beautiful.
I, uh, I got to apologize for my father.
He's from another generation.
He's just used to speaking his own mind.
Now, he really doesn't expect you to reveal anything
About your brother's political activities.
Well, I don't know anything to reveal.
Well, of course you don't.
This is mother's garden.
It doesn't look like much now,
But I'll tell you, in the spring,
It just bursts with beauty.
I can't wait to see it.
Yeah.
Yeah, sue ellen and I,
This is our little house over here.
It's not very big, but it's comfortable.
Has a little kitchen and a sitting room
And even has an extra bedroom
That we're thinking of making into a nursery.
Oh, is sue ellen...
No. No, no, no. Not yet.
But it's just a matter of time.
We do want an heir
To head the family and the business
For the next generation.
Me and Bobby want kids, too.
Course you do.
Who lives there?
No one now.
That, uh, that's my middle brother Gary's house.
He's... He used to live there with a little bride, briefly.
Did your brother put you up to this, miss Barnes?
I... I don't think
That's an unusual question to ask, miss Barnes.
Mrs. Ewing! Excuse me, please.
Perhaps it'd be more appropriate
To ask what sort of settlement you'd require
To annul this farce?
Let go of my arm.
I'm willing to spend some money now
To avoid any inconvenience,
But if you insist on being driven away,
Which you surely will be,
You're gonna come out of this without anything, honey.
Hi there. What's going on?
Oh, just talking a little business.
Mama don't like business talk
With supper on the table, j.r.
Well, you know mama. She's so old-fashioned.
Come on, honey. Let's go.
[Cigarette lighter clicks]
I didn't know you were allowed to smoke those things.
Smoke what things?
I asked her how much she'd take.
[Sternly] You did what?
I tried to pay her off.
You jackass.
Now, wait a minute, daddy.
You called me at the office all upset
Because cliff Barnes is crucifying us on tv.
You really want Bobby married to his sister?
I ain't saying I do...
But it's about time you learned the art of subtlety.
Well, why should I be subtle?
Because the lack of it turns competitors into enemies
And enemies into fanatics.
[Bobby and pam laughing]
Anyway, I ain't so sure it's a bad thing.
You're not?
Well, you've seen what's happening.
Bobby wanting to come in off the road,
Be an executive.
What's wrong with that?
The p.r. Is important.
Pimping, that's what it is.
I got nothing against him settling down
And taking on a little responsibility.
Well, you put me in your chair, daddy.
Sure. That's fine. Just keep it that way.
But I got more than one son,
And nobody says you've got to run things alone.
[Bobby and pam laughing]
You better go see your wife, junior.
If they get too much of a head start,
My first grandson's gonna be theirs.
Good night.
[Footsteps]
J.r.
Thought you might want to talk to me.
How in hell did she end up marrying him?
You're asking me?
I brought her to a couple of barbecues here.
I didn't know they were getting on that well.
Well, I don't know about you, ray,
But I'm not standing still for this.
I don't want to stand still for it either, j.r.,
But they're married, ain't they?
Yeah.
So were those fine ladies
We spent that memorable weekend with
Up at Waco last year.
Jeez.
So they were.
What are you gonna do?
Not me. Us.
You and me, ray.
We're gonna bust it up, Raymond.
What else?
Yeah. What else?
[Bobby and pam laughing]
You getting up,
Or you just gonna roll in when I open the door?
What are you doing up from Austin?
No hearings today...
When I heard about my little sister getting married.
What do you think you're doing marrying a ewing?
I'm marrying a man.
Bobby ewing is not a man.
Pamela, he's a ewing.
You know who those people are.
They're me now.
You know, you used to be worse than I was...
Breaking out windows in the ewing building downtown.
You used to plot revenge.
Maybe marrying one is the best revenge.
Oh, I'll bet the ewings think so.
I don't care what they think.
I don't care what you think.
I love Bobby ewing. That's it.
Well, I don't believe you,
'cause, I mean, I think you do care what they think,
And I think you care what I think.
I think you care a lot.
I'll send a truck for the rest of this.
I got it.
Let's go.
What about digger? When you gonna tell him?
I'll get around to it.
"Get around to it." come on, pam.
Your telling your father
Ought to be first priority.
I can't deal with digger now.
I don't blame you.
Just don't go telling me how strong you are.
Where are you going? What is this?
Is that... I don't believe that car.
All right. I believe it.
Where you going?
Pam, where you going?
To look for digger.
Are you coming?
No.
And I'm not riding in that car.
Fine.
Oh, just in front of the sofa, guys. Thanks.
[Typewriter clicking]
Julie?
Your new secretary. Want to meet her?
Not right yet, thank you.
Uh, Julie...
I'm gonna need the combination to the safe.
Oh, j.r. Changes it every month.
I'll have to ask him.
How's baby brother doing?
He wants the combination.
Well, how's all that reading
Coming along, Bobby?
You get through that stuff yet?
It's all pretty much routine, j.r.
Yeah. Well, nobody ever said
Nuts and bolts are interesting,
But they hold everything together.
I'd like to look at the red files now.
Well, now, if you think
What you've been reading is dull,
Wait till you get in those red files.
They'll just put you to sleep.
Come on, j.r. By the time I was 3 years old,
I knew the red files meant current and important.
And when daddy retired,
I seem to remember he very ceremoniously
Presented you with the combination of the safe.
So don't tell me it's all routine.
OK. I just thought you ought
To get through that harder stuff, you know.
All that procedures and operations
And everything.
That background stuff is real important.
OK, Bobby. Here you go.
[Sighs] Thank you very much.
Any time.
Anything you need, you just let me know.
I'll be with you in just a minute.
OK, thanks.
I want you to go to the bank,
Put this in my safety deposit box.
Aren't you going to share your secrets
With your little brother?
You just do like I tell you.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk!
Come on, buddy! Another drink here!
Thank you, thank you, sir.
That's mighty nice of you.
Now, 1930 was my... My year.
My partner and I walked out right here in Texas,
And I just followed my nose,
And I said, "here!"
And we went back to register the claim,
And I stayed there and I drilled,
And when I thought we had enough,
10 times more than we could ever spend...
[Men laugh]
I said, "that's aplenty."
And he looked at me and laughed in my face
And said that I owned nothing,
Nothing at all.
I even owed him some money.
Well... I tried to kill...
I tried to kill jock ewing once or twice,
But I bungled it.
See, I can drill, but I... I can't kill.
There you have it, pammy.
A product of jock ewing's ethics.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Patron: hey, you're not a regular!
It's all right.
It's all right, it's all right.
Cliff, cliff.
Listen, don't take him away.
We're having a good time here.
What's going on?
There.
Pammy.
Hi, daddy.
You OK?
Sure, sure, sure.
Daddy, I... I came... Um?
I came to tell you.
I came to tell you that I got married.
Well, now what do you think of that?
Daddy, please don't be mad or hurt.
I love my husband, daddy.
Sure, you do.
But he's... He's Bobby ewing.
Uh-huh.
Daddy, the boy I married is a ewing.
Hmm.
Cliff: jock ewing's boy.
[Miss ellie and sue ellen talking with servants]
Miss ellie: well, I haven't got enough yellow here.
Josie, don't you forget to light the candles.
Not right now, but at the last minute.
Josie: yes, ma'am.
Hi. Y'all look busy.
Oh, just a few friends coming over tonight.
Can I help?
Oh, I don't think so.
We got sort of a routine here, you know?
Raul, would you put these spoons over there, please?
I had your bags sent upstairs for you.
Thank you.
You ain't got a chance.
What do you mean?
Well, when they don't want somebody,
That somebody ain't got a chance.
Do you ride horses?
I wish I did.
All you need is a good teacher.
Ray krebbs would teach you,
If you asked him nice.
Did you ever hear the story
On how I come to be here?
No.
My daddy, he's the third brother in the middle.
Gary. I heard about him.
Yeah, the black sheep, a drunk,
Like your daddy.
Anyways, once upon a time,
He went off and got this lovely
15-year-old girl pregnant.
My mommy. He brought her home,
But he couldn't do nothing right.
He started drinking all the time.
Disappeared for weeks and months,
Came back again and started hitting my mom,
So she up and left, her and me.
When j.r. Found out,
He called some nice old boys in Dallas.
They went after her.
They caught up with her
All the way over to Virginia,
And they took back the baby... Me.
They told her that if she ever
Came near Texas again, they'd kill her.
You know, one time, I even heard
She went to the law to get me back.
Didn't amount to anything, though.
It was j.r. Who done it all.
You ain't got a chance, lady.
Bobby, you said it would get better,
And instead, it's getting worse.
Nobody said 10 words to me at dinner.
I don't know, honey. Maybe I was being
A little too much an optimist.
In my former position,
Being an optimist was a virtue.
It'll just take a while to adjust, that's all.
[Knock on door]
Come in.
Bobby, I'm sorry. I don't mean to disturb you.
We just got word
The hearings have been closed down for a while,
So I want you to get down to Austin
The next couple of days, OK?
J.r., I thought this was all decided.
Bobby, this is the last time,
But it's gotta be done.
There's some old boys down there that owe us,
And I want you to remind them of that fact.
The ones that don't owe us,
Well, that gives you a little time
To rectify that situation, doesn't it?
J.r., I said
I was through with this kind of work.
Now, Bobby, you'll be through
When the hearings are over.
I want you to leave early in the morning.
Shouldn't take more than 3 or 4 days.
Night, now.
It's the last time, honey, I promise.
Sure, Bobby.
It's family, pammy. What can I say?
No.
[Whines]
J.r.: go up to the north pasture
And see if you can spy any of those strays.
I don't know what happened to them.
They're just gone. Gone.
Uh, Pamela, where's Bobby?
He'll be out in a minute.
Oh, yeah? You going for a walk?
Yeah.
Say, ray's going up in the helicopter today,
And since you're a ewing now,
I... I really want you to see the place right,
So why don't you go up with him?
No, thanks.
No? Something the matter?
You afraid of flying, or...
Heh! No, I'm not afraid of flying.
Oh.
OK. Sounds like a good idea.
Hey, you're gonna like it.
Hey, you ever been up in a helicopter before?
No.
Ha! I want you to take her around the place.
Forget anything I said, all right?
You just show her the whole place,
Anything she wants to do. OK.
[Engine starts]
J.r.: Bobby.
J.r.
Yeah?
Have you seen pammy this morning?
Well, yeah, I did.
She was fixing to take a walk around here,
Look the place over.
Well, she must be upset about this trip.
I can't say I blame her.
Oh, it's wrong feeling sorry for yourself, boy.
I just don't like leaving
Without saying good-bye, that's all.
Yeah.
[Engine starts]
Ray: yeah, there's plenty of oil
Underneath this ranch land, too, I expect.
Old man southworth... miss ellie's daddy...
He left the southfork to jock ewing,
But with the provision that it remain a working ranch.
Running cattle, it don't bring in much.
Not compared to oil, anyhow.
But old jock, he's gotten to love it,
The cow part.
Likes to think of himself as a rancher.
Who was I kidding?
What?
Nothing.
Hey, how about this now?
What do you think of that, huh?
[Both laugh]
You're gonna get your feet wet.
No, we're OK, we're OK.
I'm gonna set it right over here now.
Bobby, you could've had any woman in Texas.
I didn't want that anymore.
So she's special.
Why? Because of the way she makes you feel?
Aw, hell, Bobby,
Ray krebbs has been telling me about that girl for years.
That's enough, j.r.
I don't think it is.
We need you down in Austin.
There are things happening down there
That are important,
Could mean millions of dollars to us, Bobby.
But it's not as important as your peace of mind.
Aw, to hell with it.
J.r., what are you doing?
Something distasteful... but necessary.
Ray: it's not working out, is it, pam?
No, it's not.
Well, there's something to be said
For like sticking to like.
I never believed that before.
What are you gonna do now, pam?
I don't know.
Hey...
Maybe this isn't the time to say this,
But you and me, it was good, real good.
We should've got hitched a long time ago.
I guess I just needed to lose you
To realize that.
Oh, ray, that's so sweet.
You've been sweet right along.
Maybe it's not too late.
Oh, I don't know.
I can't even think straight.
Sure.
Well, aren't you gonna swim?
Are you kidding? It's freezing.
You used to like the cold.
Ha ha ha! Not that much.
You know, in the old days,
I wouldn't have had to do this.
Ohh! No! Whoo!
Aah! Oh, it's cold!
Oh, what a lousy idea!
Oh, it's cold!
Oh, you are mean, you know that? Oh!
Well, now what? Head home?
We'll go up to the shack.
I'll build a fire,
Make us some food and coffee.
OK?
Just like old times.
No, those old times were in the summer!
Ray: sure you don't want
Some more of this hot Joe now?
Pam: uh-uh. Mm! I'm fine.
You don't like my coffee.
Oh, I love your coffee.
[Both chuckle]
You're so beautiful.
Shouldn't we be getting back now?
Now I suppose you're gonna tell me
That this isn't the most fun you've had
In the last 3 days.
I had a real good time.
Yeah.
[Car approaching]
What's that?
What?
Wait a minute.
It's j.r.
Well, it can't be.
He's on the way to Austin with Bobby.
Well, it is, and Bobby's with him.
This is a setup.
What?
J.r. Set me up and you helped him?
Now, pam, I don't know where you get that idea.
Nothing happened here. You better back me up.
I can't help
What conclusions your husband's gonna draw.
Yes, you can.
And if you don't back me up,
I'll tell j.r. About you and lucy.
Me and lucy?
I saw you and lucy coming out of the barn.
She couldn't wait to tell me all about it.
If you tell j.r., he's gonna kill me.
That's right.
So back me up and make it good.
[Footsteps on porch]
Hi, j.r.
Pamela.
Hi, honey. Nice to see you.
Isn't it nice j.r. Knew exactly where we'd be?
Uh, pam fell in the lake.
I slipped in trying to help her out.
Bobby, if I were you...
If I were you, I'd shut up.
Ray showed me the ranch, but it was j.r.'s idea.
Bobby: is that true, j.r.?
Is that why going up to Austin could wait
Till you brought me up here?
It stops right now, j.r. Pamela's my wife,
And you're gonna treat her with respect.
Now, listen here, little brother...
No, I won't listen. And you can stop
That "little brother" nonsense, too,
Because that stops from here on in.
Just hold on.
We'll always be brothers, j.r.,
But if you ever try and force me to choose,
There's not a chance in a million
I'd choose you or any family above my wife.
Are you listening?
Yeah, I'm listening.
Pamela's past is none of my business.
She was not my wife in the past,
But she is now, and you better remember it.
Well, I don't think...
It was a dumb, stupid trick, j.r.!
Oh, Bobby! Bobby, stop it! He's your brother!
Please.
She's my wife, j.r.
And she's gonna stay that way.
Come on.
Sorry, j.r.
[Door closes, engine starts]
Couple more minutes...
It's all right, ray. Not your fault.
It's mine.
I underestimated the new mrs. Ewing.
Well, I surely won't do that again.
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