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Little is known to us about
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the elusive giant squid
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and the meaning behind
the patterns
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of her bioluminescent glow.
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They might indicate I'm lonely
and looking to fuck,
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or I hate you
and want to kill you.
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We just don't know.
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Our next freak of the deep,
the hairy frogfish.
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Hoo!
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Jinx.
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They also have feet.
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You're the only person
that really understands me, Mols.
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Which we can all
agree is weird.
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Whoa!
Welcome to our home.
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Welcome to our home.
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Welcome to our home.
Welcome to our home.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, I'm with Quick Things.
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I've got your cheese sculpture.
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No.
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Are you fucking shitting me?
- I know.
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I actually couldn't
believe it either.
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What can I say?
I just make the deliveries.
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No, not you. Sorry, it's this
person with the cheese.
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Yeah, yeah, no,
I'm having some friends over.
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It's kind of a college
reunion thing.
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Dude, this is gonna be so wild.
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Just lots of old boobies
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I haven't touched in years,
you know?
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Just sagging low, probably.
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Are you literally holding
a lit joint right now?
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Oh. Sorry.
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I forgot.
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Uh, we just need
a signature real quick.
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You're not gonna believe this.
An unwashed delivery chick
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just showed up at my door
smoking weed.
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Yeah, exactly. I should ask her
where to get drugs for the party.
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No, I'm not worried
about the Johnsons.
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I'm going to evict them.
It's not a big deal.
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I'm not worried about that
50-cent lawyer that they got
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at the Dollar General store.
Are you--
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He's a fucking creampuff.
I'm gonna suck him dry.
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Yeah, Marta! This door.
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Hey, hey. Dio,
you know it's not finished.
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Hey, man.
- Molly girl.
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- What's shaking, José?
- Just taking care of business.
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- Yeah.
- A lot of business
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to take care of.
For example, this morning
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I, uh, I woke up,
brushed my teeth.
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- Crazy.
- Went to the bathroom.
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- Mm-hmm
- I ate a Wendy's Baconator
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last night. I blew it up.
And then I fed Cookie.
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I did some yard work.
And then I went to Costco.
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You should go get pizza there.
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You don't even gotta
be a member.
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You know how there's always like,
that homie in front who's like...
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"Hey, where's
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your membership card?"
Not out there,
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because it's not inside Costco.
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It's outside Costco,
but it's still part of Costco.
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Mm-hmm.
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I've been watching the show,
Sliders.
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Do you remember Sliders,
from the '90s?
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But now it's on Syfy Network.
It's not a reboot.
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It's all the OG episodes
with that fool, Brenden Fraser.
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It was on the Syfy Network.
Man, it's a trip.
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- Oh. Hey.
- Oh, shit, what's up, Frankie?
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- What's up, dude?
- Well, now that
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everybody's here, Lucia's
been riding me pretty hard.
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Not sexually, you know,
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but like,
she's being all dramatic.
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She's saying that if you
don't pay her by next week...
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Yeah, totally. No, no, no.
I mean, abso-fruitly,
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we are gonna have the money
tomorrow, actually.
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We're late. I am so sorry.
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You've been
so cool about it, though.
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Hell yeah. You guys are always
smoking that dank, dank.
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All right, chicas, I'm cool.
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You're cool as fuck.
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Let's just be cool, right?
- Hell yeah.
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Rent tomorrow, though.
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Bye, José.
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How much rent
is enough rent?
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When does it stop?
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Why'd you tell him
we'd have it tomorrow?
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Did you find cash
in the fridge again?
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No. I just know that
you finished
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that inventory doc
for the med spa.
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Uh, yeah.
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Molly...
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I'll have it done tomorrow,
I swear.
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Okay?
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Suck on my dick.
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Shit.
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I just did the math on this
and we owe $2,422.37.
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Not including rent.
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Ta-da!
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Be careful
with the brownie, though.
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I made it crazy strong.
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By accident, on purpose.
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Mm. Mm!
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What is that?
- I put blue cheese in it.
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- Blue cheese?
- Yeah.
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You're an innovator.
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You gotta eat fast though,
because...
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I'm meeting Mike Z
at the Mannequin Pussy Show.
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Did you hang out
with them last night?
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No, I was with you.
Remember?
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We solved climate change.
- Oh, yeah.
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Hmm. I thought
he posted a pic of you.
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Who do we tell about
the climate change thing?
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Like, the government?
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Um, that's not an...
Frances Smith?!
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- Hmm?
- Molly, why does this
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girl look like me?
- Wait, what?
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Wow, the girl is like
exactly you,
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if you wore glasses.
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She's an analyst at
Chapman Chemical Laboratories.
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She's got a real job.
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Cool, she's a scientist.
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You should go anyway
to the show.
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What?
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Who cares that Mike Z.'s
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a douche who replaced you
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with an upgraded
version of yourself?
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- Upgraded?
- Metaphorically upgraded.
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Hey...
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Who invented the Bongatron?
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When we needed to watch
the Shark Week,
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where Michael Phelps
raced a shark,
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who figured out how to steal
cable from the neighbors?
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- I did.
- And when we got locked
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in the parking lot
of Party City for hours,
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who invented
the parachute of balloons
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that got us out of there?
- Me.
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So you can't let some
lame-o pea-brain
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ruin your night
just because he found a nerd
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who works in a lab.
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That is not
the Frankie Campbell I know.
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Well, come with me.
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I can't.
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I can't, I can't, I can't.
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I got to finish the spreadsheets
so we can pay José and--
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Josh is coming over
later to help.
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You know that I love you more
than Josh loves you, right?
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Like if we were both
in a burning building
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covered in pigeons, you could
only save one of us,
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who's it going to be?
Who's it going to be?
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- Wait, no, no, stay on topic.
- This is the topic.
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I need you to come with me
to the show
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so I don't feel like a loser.
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Frankie,
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you're the opposite of a loser.
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Everybody else is...
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just a square weenie
with no imagination.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah!
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♪ Like a dog without a leash ♪
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♪ Now I'm growling
at a stranger ♪
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♪ I am biting at their knees ♪
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♪ If I wanted it
You really think I'd wait ♪
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♪ For their permission ♪
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♪ For protection
and assurances ♪
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♪ That all would be delivered ♪
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♪ And like our fathers did
Our mothers did ♪
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♪ And them and those before ♪
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♪ And you say you want
a difference ♪
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♪ Your honor to be yours ♪
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♪ Like our fathers did
Our mothers did ♪
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♪ And them and those
before The echo-- ♪
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Does this say
I'm gonna kill Bartholomew?
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- Hmm?
- Who is Bartholomew?
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And why wouldn't
you just go by Bart?
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- Baby, you gotta focus.
- I am.
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- No, on this.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Baby, what's this?
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Oh, yeah.
Even though she didn't graduate,
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they just like, keep asking
Frankie for money.
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I think it's pretty rude, honestly.
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Wait, wait, wait.
You're telling me
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Frankie went to Stanford?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, she used to be like,
really into school and stuff.
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- What did she study?
- Like, the train one...
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Where you invent things...
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Engineering?
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Yeah, that's the one.
Mm-hmm. Hmm.
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But you know Frankie.
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She just had, like,
too many ideas
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and a hard time
finishing stuff.
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So she had a nervous breakdown
and failed out.
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That's so sad.
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She's really
sensitive about it.
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So, if it ever comes up,
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you just act like
she chose to leave.
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Yeah.
She likes to feel in control.
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Whoa!
- Yo!
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Oh, shit!
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So, you're just gonna
replace me with me, huh?
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Like I'm a fucking
iPhone update.
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Frankie!
Hi, good to see you.
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I didn't know you'd come here.
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Why does this girl
look just like me?
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More like, why does
this girl look like me?
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Yeah, I don't see it.
I mean, does anybody
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really look like anybody?
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No, it's very, very
weird actually. I don't like it.
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Frankie, Frances, Frances,
this is a coincidence.
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I barely know this person.
- Hey!
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Oh!
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Wait, your glasses!
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I'm over this, Michael.
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I can't see anything.
I'm out of here.
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- Babe, wait!
- Michael? L-O-L.
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♪ To save you from the reach ♪
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♪ I am spiteful like a god ♪
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♪ Seek out vengeance
like the rest ♪
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♪ For what they did to you
I will never lay to rest ♪
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How very kind of you,
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but I'm allergic to roofies.
Thanks
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Actually, fuck it,
I'm having a really bad night.
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I'm severely in debt.
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I hate spreadsheets.
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- You hate your job?
- Yeah.
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It sucks. It's very boring.
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And, like,
you want to be a chef?
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For sure.
But it's hard.
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Yeah. So I was thinking,
what if you lived with me?
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Then you wouldn't have
to worry about paying rent,
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and you could just dedicate
yourself to your dream.
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- Lived with you?
- It sounds fun, right?
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Like, you could rearrange
my place however you wanted.
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You know? And I actually have
a pretty big kitchen. It's nice.
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What about Frankie?
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Maybe she
is upgraded.
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Yeah!
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Upgrade me!
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You can't upgrade this!
- Yeah.
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No one respects me
except for Molly. Molly does.
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She doesn't waste this.
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She doesn't waste anything.
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Oh, fuck no!
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I'm so hungry.
What if you have no snacks?
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What the fuck? Are you a poser?
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Come on, Frances. Come on,
we don't got time to waste.
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Frances?
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Fucking kidding me.
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I am David Barrad. Boom.
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Got it?
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I was hired by Dr. Olson
to give you this briefcase.
251
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,194
Now you need to get this
to Dr. Chapman
252
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,529
as quickly as possible, okay?
253
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,823
Before anybody even knows
you got it. All right?
254
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,200
Inside-- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
255
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,910
Ow!
256
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,871
Inside is the most important
257
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,373
scientific breakthrough
of our time.
258
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,959
Do you understand?
- Mm-hmm.
259
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,422
Del Taco sounds perfect.
Thank you. Yes, indeed.
260
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:50,092
- What?
- Frances has the glasses.
261
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,469
Yes, they're these ones.
262
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,887
She's very good at science
263
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,889
because she works
at the laboratory of Chapman,
264
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,183
where she is a fancy-Francey!
265
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,728
- Okay, okay, but just...
- Who you love.
266
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,521
I get it.
You fucking love her.
267
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,231
It's awesome.
- Okay, do me a favor.
268
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,067
He knows.
The best ones know.
269
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,777
Del Taco.
270
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,739
Okay, stand right there
for me in the light.
271
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,490
I mean it's the same
272
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,909
You know what we're gonna do,
we're gonna take you home.
273
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,370
Ah! Ugh. Oh! No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
274
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,212
Oh, my God. Baby...
275
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,007
I think that this is the best
breakfast you ever made.
276
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,636
You said that yesterday
about the mini muffins
277
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,513
with the chimichurri
gummy bears.
278
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:39,308
Well, yeah. I mean, you know
you can sell those, right?
279
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,226
Frankie!
280
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,145
Hey!
281
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,063
I finished the spreadsheet.
282
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,607
I just gotta look it over today,
283
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,193
send it off,
and get that cash-ola.
284
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,944
So proud of you.
285
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,613
Prouder than Josh is, probably.
286
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,698
Hi, Frankie.
287
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,493
- Is there coffee?
- How did it go last night?
288
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,119
Did you, uh,
join the corporate
289
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,496
workforce of America?
290
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,248
- Huh?
- What's up with the briefcase?
291
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,466
It's...
292
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,220
Did you open this?
- No, there's a combo lock.
293
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,016
Mm...
294
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,522
Too hard. I quit.
295
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,858
Come on, what if there's
like, treasure in there?
296
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,571
Or a kidney.
297
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,501
You can open it, Frankie.
298
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,467
You got this.
299
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,001
Wait. How did you do that?
300
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,587
- Science, Josh. Look it up.
- Whoa, whoa.
301
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:32,963
Ugh. Fucking rank,
what is that?
302
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,756
- Oh, my God.
- God, that's worse than
303
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,092
the time we dumpster dived
for sushi. Dove?
304
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,094
- Ugh.
- Is it dumpster dove? Dove?
305
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,220
- Guys.
- Doved?
306
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,805
GG! No, no, no, no, no!
307
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,391
No, no, Dio!
No. No, no, no.
308
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,686
Oh. Ooh!
309
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,149
Oh, gosh.
310
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,986
I think I stepped on this.
311
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,739
Oh, yeah,
there's instructions.
312
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,579
This isn't even English.
313
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,873
Like the horse language
from Game of Thrones.
314
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,375
Uh, okay, so this is Danish.
315
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,504
I picked up a little bit
when I had a Nordic metal phase.
316
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,841
- Whatever, Josh.
- So this word right here,
317
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,969
psychedelisk,
that means psychedelic drugs.
318
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,013
So I think
that's what those are.
319
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:26,266
And this also says a bunch
of stuff about, like,
320
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,645
money, like a lot of money...
321
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,521
and giant squids?
322
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,148
Where'd you get this?
323
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:37,694
This metalhead guy, um, Dave?
324
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,363
I think he said
his name was Dave.
325
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:40,948
- Dave?
- Yeah, but then
326
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,200
he wasn't a metalhead.
Like, he was in disguise.
327
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,702
- Disguise?
- Wow, you are really struggling
328
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,580
to follow the plot here, huh?
- I'm just trying to understand.
329
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,707
So you went to a show...
330
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:55,337
And then some guy
disguised as a metalhead
331
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,215
gave you a briefcase
332
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:02,761
full of expensive
mystery psychedelics,
333
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,346
and you just took it?
334
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,264
Maybe you would
understand better
335
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,599
if anyone ever
liked you enough
336
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,060
to give you a present, Josh.
337
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,063
Molly and I give each other
presents all of the time.
338
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:16,316
She's hungover. Don't ask her
so many hard questions.
339
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,610
Okay. You know what?
I gotta go to work,
340
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,446
so, baby, I love you.
I'm out.
341
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,365
Oh, no... Don't go...
342
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,159
And, um, maybe keep that stuff
away from the cats,
343
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,287
'cause this guy,
NotMetalHeadDave,
344
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,831
might want his stuff back.
345
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:34,168
Without cat pee-pee on it.
- Bye, Josh.
346
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,421
All right,
I've got it all sewn up.
347
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,214
Okay, I got it to her
last night,
348
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,466
so get it to Chapman today.
Bingo bango,
349
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,593
invoice will be in the mail.
350
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,388
Oh, and I, uh,
sent an additional cleaning fee
351
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,348
because she yakked
all over my apartment.
352
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,684
It was blue cheese.
353
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,186
What? What do you mean
she doesn't have it?
354
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,188
I mean, who the hell
was the drunk dingbat
355
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,523
I gave it to, then?
356
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,862
Fuck! Fuck!
357
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:05,283
Don't you think there's something
a little sinister about Josh?
358
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:10,203
Like, he could be
Rosemary's Baby all grown up.
359
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,790
Or like, related
to Elon Musk in some way.
360
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,418
- Okay, we need to focus.
- Have you seen his shadow?
361
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,880
Focus! We have
a very big day ahead of us.
362
00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,007
What? What is today? March?
363
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:25,510
Frankie...
364
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,180
I worked really hard,
365
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,849
so I deserve a treat.
366
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,477
Think about it.
367
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,355
Ah!
- I have a headache.
368
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,149
Skeleton hurts.
369
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:49,035
Key word, coupon.
370
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:56,500
I'm like, yeah, of course
I love cooking, okay, obviously.
371
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,502
But you know what happens
at restaurants?
372
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:01,880
Yelling, sweat, stress,
373
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,842
cocaine, affairs, having a boss.
374
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,427
- Customers.
- Customers.
375
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:08,845
See, this is what
Josh doesn't get.
376
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,055
He is a customer.
377
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,308
Oh, Josh is such a customer.
378
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:25,362
No...
- What is this?
379
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:28,366
What? What's happening?
380
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,992
No, what's happening?
- No, no.
381
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,078
- What is this?
- No.
382
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,080
What is this?
383
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,124
Frankie, what is this?
384
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:40,043
Excuse me, what the fuck
is the meaning of this?
385
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,753
We've been coming here
for 10 years.
386
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,173
You understand
we deserve an explanation.
387
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,093
Frankie,
there's nothing she can do.
388
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,639
She's probably taking
it harder than anybody.
389
00:23:56,727 --> 00:24:01,106
Why?! The Ranch!
390
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:04,234
The ranch doesn't taste
like this anywhere else.
391
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,737
Hey, hey, hey.
You know what?
392
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:11,366
If this really is our last time,
we've got to make it count, huh?
393
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,203
- Yeah.
- Let's get sad later.
394
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:18,081
Let's slap this bitch
on the ass on our way out.
395
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,792
Yeah.
396
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:24,171
Hey. All right,
can't believe
397
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,089
this is the last time
I'm going to say this.
398
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:29,801
Um, can I have two adult
399
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:33,556
endless lunches
with drinks, please.
400
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:40,438
And you know I got the coupon.
401
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,694
It ain't closed.
402
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,251
Fritz!
This is the last known location?
403
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:03,960
Yes.
404
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,213
This is where the tracker went dead.
405
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:08,216
Well, those girls didn't take it with them...
406
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:09,884
so it has to be here still.
407
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:13,387
I don't care if we have to shred every part
of this place to find it.
408
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,139
Get to work.
409
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:21,728
♪ You are a crazy
living hard in a crazy land ♪
410
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:26,775
♪ Moving yourself out west
guided by the crazy hand ♪
411
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:31,905
♪ The tannest freak around
You need some drier ground ♪
412
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:37,702
♪ And when you can't go up
You know what your options are ♪
413
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:48,129
♪ Let's build a bridge
to Hawaii, yeah ♪
414
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:53,843
♪ It's dark
and it rains all the time ♪
415
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:56,721
♪ I'm guessing
not the destination ♪
416
00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:59,140
♪ That you had in mind ♪
417
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:03,478
♪ Your brain's unraveling
the endless travel-- ♪
418
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,230
I'm sorry Mr. Kock.
419
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,274
It's not here.
420
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,984
They've hidden it or passed it off.
421
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:11,237
We'll track the girls
and find out who their contact is.
422
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:12,613
Of course.
423
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:19,453
Take all their crap.
I want this to look like a burglary.
424
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:36,678
Uncertainty
in the buffet sector?
425
00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:40,558
Like, is it just me,
or is everything getting worse?
426
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,169
Did we move?
427
00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,633
I can't believe
they took Celine.
428
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:20,264
Celine and our laptops.
429
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,141
My laptop...
430
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:26,354
She isn't even worth anything.
She's only cardboard.
431
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:31,107
The spreadsheet.
The spreadsheet, Frankie.
432
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:34,027
Now I can't turn it in,
and I can't get paid,
433
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:35,612
and we can't pay José,
434
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:38,031
and we're gonna be
out on the street.
435
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:40,368
Vagrants. Sea urchins.
436
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,287
Maybe even orphans.
- Orphans?
437
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,000
Should we call the police?
438
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:52,003
No. Fuck the police.
439
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,131
I'm gonna...
440
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,676
Um, don't call him right now.
441
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:03,640
Josh's vision can be
a little limited.
442
00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:05,100
Remember how judgmental he was
443
00:28:05,101 --> 00:28:07,019
when we tried
to adopt that skunk?
444
00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:11,731
Oh, yeah.
Well, what are we gonna do?
445
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,442
I mean, we're fucked, man.
446
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:15,944
We're two weeks late on rent.
447
00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:19,364
We owe, like,
a bajillion dollars.
448
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,866
We have less than
an ounce of weed
449
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,494
and nothing valuable
left to sell.
450
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:28,998
I mean, this is, like...
451
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:31,001
This is like, an emergency.
452
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,341
Frankie? Are you okay?
453
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,635
You look weird.
454
00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:45,265
We do have something
valuable left to sell.
455
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,687
Are you sure
this is a good idea?
456
00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:52,021
Yes.
457
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:53,982
But we don't even
know what these do.
458
00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:56,360
Exactly. That's why
we have to take them first.
459
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,031
What if they're poisonous?
460
00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:04,367
Why would NotMetalHeadDave
give us a briefcase
461
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:07,203
full of poison?
That makes no sense.
462
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:10,666
Yeah, I guess that's true.
463
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:15,128
Unless you've got
a better plan.
464
00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:18,924
Something you want to...
tell me?
465
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,470
No.
466
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:28,559
This is you and me, Molls.
We're in this together.
467
00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:34,355
Have I ever led you astray?
468
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,275
- Um...
- Cheers.
469
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,827
I don't feel anything.
470
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:50,497
I know, me neither.
471
00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:53,291
Should we take more?
- No way, dude.
472
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,127
Classic mistake.
473
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:59,005
Jesus fucking Christ.
Could you please not?
474
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,423
I'm resting!
475
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,927
Is there a man in our house?
476
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:15,773
I don't know.
477
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,192
That was weird.
478
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:22,779
Are you talking to me?
479
00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:24,489
Yeah.
480
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:31,622
Wow. That's new.
481
00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:35,960
So pretty and mysterious.
482
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,964
No one told me
we were going swimming.
483
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:44,009
Ooh! I'm a mermaid.
484
00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:48,304
I have mermaid vision.
485
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:51,057
How are you doing that?
486
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,517
Doing what?
Doing what?
487
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:53,935
Doing what?
488
00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:56,437
Talking without
moving your mouth.
489
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:57,523
I have no mouth?
490
00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:01,568
Am I not moving my mouth?
- Wait, you are.
491
00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:02,777
It's before.
492
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,488
- Before when?
- I don't know.
493
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,448
Never mind.
494
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:10,451
Oh, my God,
these people are such fuckwads.
495
00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:12,913
What the fuck?
496
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:17,834
Dude. I think Dio just
called us fuckwads.
497
00:31:17,835 --> 00:31:19,252
Why?
498
00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:20,920
Fuckwads? Did he say that?
499
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,381
Honestly, they
have a lot of explaining to do.
500
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,258
Like why they let
their weird friends
501
00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:27,010
take my palace away
without asking.
502
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:29,178
There's literally nowhere
to hide in here anymore.
503
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,055
They probably ran out of money
again,
504
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,515
which means we're back
to eating discount
505
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,767
mystery meat,
which fucking blows.
506
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:36,769
I can't believe
they're responsible
507
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:37,979
for, like, my safety.
508
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,480
- My diet.
- My well-being.
509
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:40,815
- My future.
- My fate...
510
00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:43,401
is in their dumb-dumb hands
511
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,737
- Hey!
- These weed heads never listen to Josh.
512
00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,072
- I don't like it.
- Even though he's the only one
513
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,616
who smells good around here.
514
00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:51,618
Pretty sure they're
the ones who give us fleas.
515
00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:54,037
Basically like snails
in used clothing.
516
00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:55,913
Wait, where are you going?
I miss you!
517
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,665
Wait, I love you!
I'm obsessed with you!
518
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,459
- I want to cuddle forever!
- Me too!
519
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,502
Run! Oh, my gosh.
Come on, come on.
520
00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,922
Oh...
521
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:08,301
Whoa! Sea World.
522
00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:12,431
I may have fucked up.
523
00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:16,768
Are you thinking or talking?
- I don't know.
524
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,313
Am I thinking
or talking?
525
00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:23,484
I don't know.
526
00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,383
Hello?
Frankie, hey,
527
00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:50,134
you got to be careful.
There are dangerous, dangerous
528
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,552
men looking for you, okay?
529
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,388
What?
530
00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,851
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
531
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,773
America is losing it.
532
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,744
You guys look like shit!
- Yeah.
533
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:20,331
Jesus, this shit
lasts a long time.
534
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,416
Yeah.
535
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,129
Well, at least
we found Bacon Tuxedo.
536
00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:29,341
The ocean is just
fucking nuts, man.
537
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,720
Frankie. I don't think
we can sell these to people.
538
00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:36,889
They're terrible.
539
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:40,269
They weren't so bad.
540
00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:43,439
We just didn't
know what to expect.
541
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:49,278
I bet they'd be
really fun for... someone.
542
00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:54,324
We'll just specify that
they shouldn't have any pets.
543
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,457
We don't know how to sell
drugs like this.
544
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,710
We don't even know
how to sell drugs, period.
545
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:09,131
I mean, who the fuck
is our target audience?
546
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,135
Dang.
547
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,182
I've got it.
548
00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:27,191
Oh shit, one second.
549
00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:33,863
I have tracked CIA agents
550
00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:37,743
with more predictable movements
than these girls.
551
00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:40,411
Oh!
552
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,668
There it is!
Let's just go get it!
553
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:48,462
No.
554
00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:51,798
Mr. Kock wants to know
who is trying to fuck him
555
00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:53,467
so he can fuck them right back.
556
00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:55,511
I'll follow them.
557
00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:59,555
We look fucking crazy.
- We look high fashion.
558
00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,725
I feel like you can
see my vagina.
559
00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:05,019
Good. You know these
one percent ragers.
560
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,396
We're trying to fit in here.
561
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:09,106
It's kind of quiet
for a rager.
562
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,317
They're so gonna know
we don't belong right away.
563
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,945
These people do not have
pizza tattoos,
564
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:16,197
and we're gonna get kicked out.
And arrested.
565
00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:18,241
Kind of hungry.
I hope they have snacks.
566
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:21,077
Look, nobody's ever been
arrested for crashing a party.
567
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:22,703
They're gonna have
tons of food in here.
568
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:25,415
- Get out of my head!
- I would, but I can't.
569
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:29,043
Ow!
570
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:39,554
Uh, is this like,
a Stanford party?
571
00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:41,514
Hard bail, insta-bail.
Let's go.
572
00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:43,975
Can I help you?
573
00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:45,852
Uh, Frankie, there's a guy.
574
00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:47,937
Um, fuck.
575
00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:50,106
Who invited you to my party?
576
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:53,067
- Jeff?
- Richie Rich?
577
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,486
No one is named
Richie Rich in real life.
578
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:58,155
Come on,
someone is named Richie Rich.
579
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,491
Hello?
580
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,495
- Richie Rich.
- Jeff.
581
00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:08,916
Oh, my God, Richie!
582
00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,794
Did you invite these
weird bimbos to my party?
583
00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:17,133
Classic Richie Rich.
584
00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:19,427
Someone is named Richie Rich.
585
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,429
There's like five people
at this party.
586
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,392
We don't have to do this.
587
00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:30,563
See you on the flip side.
588
00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:32,648
Stanford, hey?
589
00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:35,526
I have never heard of it.
Oh, hey, check it out.
590
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:38,947
Thank you so much.
Who is looking for drugs?
591
00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:04,764
What do we have here?
Bunch of white-collar criminals?
592
00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:07,600
Anyone here been
on the Epstein plane?
593
00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:10,561
You like drugs? Sorry.
- Man, this party sucks, right?
594
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,814
Like, maybe you could use, like,
a little pick-me-up?
595
00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:15,524
Like drugs?
- There's no guarantee.
596
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,944
Shipping your kid off
to Stanford doesn't mean dick.
597
00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:19,820
He could still totally
end up a drug dealer.
598
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,366
Speaking of which,
you guys party?
599
00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:25,618
You sick fucks.
- Oh, Sandy,
600
00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:29,830
it's not too late for you.
Yes, divorce is a huge bummer,
601
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:32,333
but your husband sounds like
a sack of shit.
602
00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:36,420
You just need a fresh start!
New year, new you.
603
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,214
New drugs.
604
00:37:38,215 --> 00:37:41,425
You ever find yourself just
sitting around thinking about death?
605
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:44,261
I do.
Can't imagine how you feel.
606
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,639
It's never really too late
to open yourself
607
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,684
to new and meaningful
experiences.
608
00:37:49,685 --> 00:37:51,686
Ha.
609
00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:53,437
You know, people
that don't finish college,
610
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:57,483
they typically go on to live,
like, way more fulfilling lives.
611
00:37:57,484 --> 00:38:00,695
My cousin,
she went to all four years.
612
00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:02,446
She's fucking dead.
613
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:05,157
No...
No, it's not for kids.
614
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,952
I didn't go to college.
I have zero regret.
615
00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:10,539
But I don't know.
How cool is your kid?
616
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:22,049
- Stanford.
- Stanford.
617
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,789
Have you ever, um...
618
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,208
gotten high?
619
00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:18,522
Look alive, short stack.
Daddy's here.
620
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:22,151
So no English?
Hmm. I got you.
621
00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:26,030
I can act it out.
Here we go.
622
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:32,996
Have you ever
tried acid?
623
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,125
Oh, my God!
624
00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:42,671
- Just I come to shock.
- Shit. No.
625
00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:44,381
I come to provide shock
and awe.
626
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,342
This is not happening. Fuck!
627
00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:48,803
Oh, my God, dude. What?
- Muscle man. Ooh!
628
00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:50,471
Doesn't feel good, motherfucker.
629
00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:52,264
Ah, does it feel good
to be destroyed
630
00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:56,227
by a girl?
631
00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:59,730
That is six for six, man.
Would you like to go again?
632
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:02,525
Damn, you are like so cool.
633
00:40:02,526 --> 00:40:04,485
Why are you at
my shitty dad's party?
634
00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:08,322
I'm just trying to sell
these weird drugs I found,
635
00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:11,367
but it's like,
it's slim pickings out there.
636
00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:14,411
Yeah, probably
because like,
637
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,039
most people are keeping
their distance.
638
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,458
You know, 'cause it's this thing
he used to do in college.
639
00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,962
It like, has not aged well.
640
00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:29,219
Go on.
641
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:42,356
Oh yeah, me and my best friend
took those.
642
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:46,652
We had a really bad time,
but you probably won't.
643
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,284
I don't think so.
644
00:40:58,582 --> 00:41:00,499
You want to buy it?
- Mm-hmm.
645
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:07,173
Fuck yes! Okay, um,
I am going to have to consult
646
00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:09,300
with my business associate,
647
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,427
just like, for tax purposes.
648
00:41:11,428 --> 00:41:13,179
Um, I'll be right back.
649
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:17,391
Okay, I come back.
So stay.
650
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:20,436
Don't you go anywhere.
651
00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:24,064
It wasn't just like one time.
It was like over and over again.
652
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,275
- Mm-hmm.
- If there was a dip somewhere,
653
00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:29,612
he would just
stick his dick in it.
654
00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:31,113
- What?
- Yeah.
655
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:32,489
I mean, like, the man literally
656
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,910
just like could not stop
sticking his dick in dips.
657
00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:38,704
And I mean, it's like, look,
it's super well documented.
658
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:41,415
I mean, like, here, check it.
Look, onion dip.
659
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:44,501
- Ugh! No...
- Guacamole!
660
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,587
- There he is.
- Even hummus.
661
00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:48,714
- Not cool, man.
- Not cool! Like, look at him.
662
00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:51,467
Look at his face.
You know, like,
663
00:41:51,468 --> 00:41:54,887
I keep these on lock
for, like, insurance purposes.
664
00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:56,764
- Huh.
- Yeah, like, every time
665
00:41:56,765 --> 00:41:58,849
he tries to, like, ground me,
I just say, like,
666
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:02,395
I know where the dicks
are buried, bro.
667
00:42:03,897 --> 00:42:06,774
Tight, right?
- Wow.
668
00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:08,567
I know we haven't known
each other that long,
669
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,527
but I just have like
a tremendous amount
670
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,364
of respect for you.
671
00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:16,533
Holy shit, dude.
672
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,370
This is crazy.
673
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,915
You're a genius.
674
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:28,170
Genius.
- Ugh, I know.
675
00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:30,881
How old are you?
676
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,466
What?
Frankie? Frankie?
677
00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:33,801
Where are you?
678
00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:36,136
Dude? Hey.
679
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,179
- What?
- Hey.
680
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,222
I've been looking
681
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,683
everywhere for you.
What the fuck?
682
00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,268
- Hi. Yeah.
- Hi.
683
00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:44,854
I found a buyer.
So let's go.
684
00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,606
- We gotta go.
- No.
685
00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,400
- I gotta hit the road, daddy-O.
- Really?
686
00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:52,278
But you know, we would also
really love to extort your dad.
687
00:42:52,279 --> 00:42:53,862
Could you text me
those pictures?
688
00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:56,198
- For sure.
- Okay, it's 818-555-3331.
689
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,950
Don't forget.
- Okay. Okay.
690
00:42:57,951 --> 00:43:00,953
Oh! Yikes.
691
00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:03,330
That's weird.
I told him I'd be right back.
692
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:06,458
Fuck! Oh, the briefcase!
693
00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:10,421
It's gone!
Oh, Frankie, I'm so sorry.
694
00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:11,922
I don't know
what I was thinking.
695
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,841
I never should have
left him alone with it.
696
00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:15,384
I just got too excited.
697
00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:17,261
Everything was going so bad,
698
00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:22,141
and then I finally find someone,
and he seemed really into it.
699
00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:24,435
Don't worry, baby.
We're gravy. Check it.
700
00:43:24,436 --> 00:43:27,855
Uh, what am I looking at here?
701
00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:31,525
Oh my God, is that hummus?
702
00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:35,571
Say goodbye to drug pushing
and hello to blackmail.
703
00:43:35,572 --> 00:43:38,282
This is our ticket, Moll.
704
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,826
Plus those drugs,
we sketch us all.
705
00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:43,412
I don't know, blackmail
sounds dumb
706
00:43:43,413 --> 00:43:47,375
and like, morally not good.
707
00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:51,129
I think I like
drug dealing more.
708
00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:53,714
We didn't force this guy
to stick his dick
709
00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:55,758
in all those dips.
710
00:43:55,759 --> 00:43:57,968
He made his dip dick
everybody's problem,
711
00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:00,012
which is a totally
cancelable offense.
712
00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:02,848
Plus, you lost the drugs,
so we kind of have no choice.
713
00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:05,642
We have to pay José
or we'll become orphans.
714
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,102
This party sucks.
715
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:10,231
Let's raid their crudité
and get out of here.
716
00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,274
Let's go home.
717
00:44:18,031 --> 00:44:20,824
They have ingested
the product and been affected.
718
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:23,036
Which makes them a lovely present
for Mr. Kock.
719
00:44:23,787 --> 00:44:25,497
Disposable human test subjects.
720
00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:28,666
Didn't we put our car here?
721
00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:32,962
No way. Probably just
a little bit further down.
722
00:44:35,632 --> 00:44:37,674
Hey, Frankie.
723
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,094
You want to talk about
the Stanford thing?
724
00:44:40,095 --> 00:44:42,179
Just because it's been like
a lot of years now,
725
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,723
you know, and I know
it's traumatizing and all,
726
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,683
but maybe it's time
to just like,
727
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,937
reexamine what you want to do.
728
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,982
Mm. I have a caviar ball
stuck in my tooth.
729
00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:14,546
I can't watch!
730
00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:18,257
Oh, yep, it's out.
- Yeah!
731
00:45:18,258 --> 00:45:20,217
You should be MENSA, dude.
732
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:22,219
I can't believe that worked.
- I know, right?
733
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:24,805
Shit, dude, I gotta pee.
734
00:45:24,806 --> 00:45:26,224
I had too much of the Vueve.
735
00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:30,603
Me too.
Come here, let's pop squat.
736
00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:33,440
I'll take care of this in 20 seconds.
737
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,568
Time me.
738
00:45:41,114 --> 00:45:42,574
Ladies!
739
00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:46,743
Did you hear that? Huh?
740
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,539
Oh, don't distract me, dude.
I just pissed on my ankle.
741
00:45:50,582 --> 00:45:51,833
Ladies!
742
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,669
Is he talking to us?
743
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,131
Are we... ladies?
744
00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:12,728
Uh, do you like marijuana?
745
00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:15,898
Because we have
a lot in the car.
746
00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:21,987
- Oh look, there's a cat too!
- A cat?
747
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:24,740
Wait...
748
00:46:24,741 --> 00:46:26,575
Is this too good to be true?
749
00:46:26,576 --> 00:46:28,452
Actually, two cats.
750
00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,412
That never happens. Two?
One for each of us?
751
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:31,413
Yeah.
752
00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,290
Wow,
very fluffy tail!
753
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,919
I think this one
must be a Maine Coon.
754
00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:39,796
Coming!
One second, we're just...
755
00:46:44,636 --> 00:46:47,596
Was that a gun?!
Is this about the crackers?!
756
00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:50,307
'Cause I'll give them back!!
Oh my God!
757
00:47:00,944 --> 00:47:03,487
Hoo! You two
758
00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:06,907
are the dumbest turkeys
out here, I gotta tell you.
759
00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:08,200
Who the fuck is that?
760
00:47:08,201 --> 00:47:10,202
Uh, that is
NotMetalHeadDave.
761
00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:13,497
- What's he doing here?
- Um, shooting a gun.
762
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,207
Why? Does he want to steal us?
763
00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:17,125
Hello?
Do you want to get kidnapped
764
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:19,127
by the clog-wearers
and hung from a windmill,
765
00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:21,130
or do you want to get
the hell out of here?
766
00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:27,262
Should we, like,
ask him to put on the radio?
767
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,597
Hey, where are we going?
- Yeah.
768
00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:32,267
Someplace safe.
769
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,813
Well, we're away from
the guns, so aren't we safe?
770
00:47:38,398 --> 00:47:40,691
All will be clear
once we get to the location.
771
00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:43,443
- What is the location?
- Yeah.
772
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:44,570
Chatsworth.
773
00:47:44,571 --> 00:47:46,281
Chatsworth?!
- Yes.
774
00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:49,324
We are so gonna
get serial killed.
775
00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:51,535
I don't want to die
off the 118.
776
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:54,079
This is so stressful.
777
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:58,375
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
don't smoke that in here.
778
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:02,462
Put that out.
- Dude, this is California.
779
00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:04,756
I don't give a damn
if it's Canada.
780
00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:07,134
Put... Give me!
781
00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:10,054
- Hey, hey.
- Hey! Hey!
782
00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:20,355
What the fuck happ--?
783
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:21,940
- Dude!
- Oh, hell no. Oh, no.
784
00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:24,401
- I think I just did that.
- I thought with my brain
785
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:27,404
and then I did it with my eyes.
- You totally did, dude. It was tight.
786
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,032
- Oh, my God, I'm a witch.
- I don't think you're a witch,
787
00:48:30,033 --> 00:48:31,950
but if you were,
that would be metal as fuck.
788
00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:34,578
But it's kind of scary because
what if I curse us by accident?
789
00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:36,663
You should think,
"I wish Oasis would get back together."
790
00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,123
Oasis is back together, dude!
791
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:41,502
Oh, my God, your powers work.
You're so fucking powerful.
792
00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,004
I'm powerful.
793
00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:46,089
How did these girls
happen to me?
794
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:06,027
Oh, doctor!
795
00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:09,529
- Ow!
- Are you--
796
00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:11,490
I'm so sorry, David,
I started,
797
00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:14,117
I scared you.
I stubbed my toe. It hurt a lot.
798
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:15,702
Hello!
- Hi.
799
00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:20,625
I'm Dr. Olsen. Um,
where's the, uh, the briefcase?
800
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:27,255
Um, we don't have that.
We haven't had it for a minute.
801
00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:28,799
Yeah.
802
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,926
Oh, nej...
803
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:32,761
This is a disaster.
- I know.
804
00:49:32,762 --> 00:49:35,138
- This is a complete disaster.
- I know. And there's more.
805
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,640
What more could
there possibly be?
806
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,184
Hey, do you think
he's a bad guy or a good guy?
807
00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,520
Well,
I like his jacket,
808
00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:45,107
but all this stuff is scary,
so maybe a bad guy.
809
00:49:45,108 --> 00:49:48,402
Yeah, a lot of bad guys
have cool jackets.
810
00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:50,612
You ones,
811
00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:52,698
you took the Blaekspruttesaed?
812
00:49:52,699 --> 00:49:55,242
Is she spitting
or talking?
813
00:49:55,243 --> 00:49:56,827
Together?
814
00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:58,995
I think she's
asking us if we're gay.
815
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,498
Undiluted?
816
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,584
Oh, the drugs.
817
00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:07,045
Were we supposed to dilute that?
818
00:50:07,046 --> 00:50:09,549
Ah! Yes.
819
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,884
Yes.
820
00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,636
Fuck my hole.
821
00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:16,346
Fuck my hole.
- I know, I know.
822
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,598
I want you to take my hole
and fuck it,
823
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:20,267
because it's already
been fucked.
824
00:50:24,564 --> 00:50:27,524
Hell fuck.
825
00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:30,402
Everything's fucked.
826
00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:33,113
Listen to me.
I-I have no idea why you thought
827
00:50:33,114 --> 00:50:35,699
it would be a good idea
to take the drugs.
828
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:39,745
You are dumb as rocks,
and you should be dead.
829
00:50:39,746 --> 00:50:44,666
But, but you may have
saved the project
830
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:47,627
by effectively
becoming the project.
831
00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:54,010
Wait, what's the project?
832
00:50:55,303 --> 00:50:58,222
Do we want to be a project?
- Yeah.
833
00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:04,019
Let me explain.
I am a scientist
834
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,438
and I have been working
in Denmark.
835
00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:10,859
- Is everybody Dutch?
- Not Dutch. Not Dutch.
836
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,153
Danish.
- Well, then who's Dutch?
837
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:15,947
People in Holland.
838
00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:19,034
- Then who's Hollish?
- No one is Hollish.
839
00:51:19,035 --> 00:51:21,495
I mean, someone's
got to be Hollish, right?
840
00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:23,079
I'm moving on.
841
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:27,334
I work for a private company
called the Kock Group.
842
00:51:27,335 --> 00:51:30,129
Oh.
843
00:51:31,172 --> 00:51:33,590
And I have been
researching giant squids.
844
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:35,258
Squids?!
845
00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:37,385
Giant squids,
they dwell so deep in the ocean
846
00:51:37,386 --> 00:51:39,805
that no light can
penetrate their habitat,
847
00:51:39,806 --> 00:51:41,515
so they must have a unique way
848
00:51:41,516 --> 00:51:43,893
of communicating down there
in the dark.
849
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:46,353
Telepathy.
850
00:51:46,354 --> 00:51:48,522
Telepathy.
851
00:51:48,523 --> 00:51:50,857
Uh, six months ago,
a miracle,
852
00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:54,361
we were able to capture
the left testicle...
853
00:51:54,362 --> 00:51:56,696
Ew.
- ...of a young adult male.
854
00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:59,908
From this tissue, I was able
to synthesize the compounds...
855
00:51:59,909 --> 00:52:01,493
Nerd alert!
856
00:52:01,494 --> 00:52:05,205
Yeah, like we care
about some squid nut sack.
857
00:52:05,206 --> 00:52:07,666
From this tissue, the left--
858
00:52:07,667 --> 00:52:11,545
...the left testis.
And I was able to create
859
00:52:11,546 --> 00:52:15,550
the drug... Blaekspruttesaed.
860
00:52:19,929 --> 00:52:22,556
- Good job.
- Thank you.
861
00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:24,766
- Yeah, good.
- I thought if we could hear
862
00:52:24,767 --> 00:52:25,976
inside one another's minds,
863
00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:28,478
we could experience
a greater empathy
864
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:31,231
and become more invested
in the common good.
865
00:52:31,232 --> 00:52:35,402
You know, that would be good.
866
00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:40,741
But then I realized
my employer, Mr. Kock...
867
00:52:42,368 --> 00:52:44,411
He was only interested
in developing
868
00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:45,996
the telepathy
toward mind control
869
00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:48,874
and selling it
to the highest bidder.
870
00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:50,959
Mind control
sounds really negative.
871
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,252
Can we go home now?
872
00:52:52,253 --> 00:52:55,338
Also, I'm pretty sure
I saw them two
873
00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,299
move a damn joint
with their mind.
874
00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:58,633
What do you mean move
875
00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:00,176
a damn joint with their mind?
876
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,761
Move a joint
with their damn mind.
877
00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:03,305
Their mother fucking mind.
878
00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:06,057
I have no idea, but I know that
they were smoking in my car.
879
00:53:06,058 --> 00:53:08,310
Which rat is your
favorite? I like that one.
880
00:53:08,311 --> 00:53:10,228
I named him Oreo.
881
00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:13,023
Hey! Oh, you think
because this is California--
882
00:53:13,024 --> 00:53:17,319
Excuse me, you have mixed
Blaekspruttesaed with THC?
883
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,237
Define mixed.
884
00:53:19,238 --> 00:53:21,489
That must be what's
producing the telekinesis.
885
00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:24,200
A chemical reaction
with the marijuana
886
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,994
that you're constantly smoking?
887
00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:29,789
- Define constantly.
- Can you control it?
888
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:32,292
We could quit any time
we wanted, let me tell you that.
889
00:53:32,293 --> 00:53:33,835
- Yep.
- No, not the marijuana,
890
00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:37,130
the telekinesis!
Can you control the telekinesis?
891
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:40,550
Can you... Here, move this
flask with your mind.
892
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:41,844
Go.
893
00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:53,606
I want...
894
00:53:54,106 --> 00:53:57,817
Ooh! Fuck!
895
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:07,369
Break it...
896
00:54:07,370 --> 00:54:08,955
Break it...
897
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,501
Break it. Break it. Break it.
898
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,672
Too hard. I quit.
899
00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:20,173
It's okay.
900
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:22,092
Next time, you'll learn
901
00:54:22,093 --> 00:54:24,928
to develop focus
and self-control.
902
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,681
- I probably won't, though.
- We must begin testing.
903
00:54:27,682 --> 00:54:31,476
- Uh, testing?
- I have to take a blood sample.
904
00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:33,144
- Uh, no thank you.
- Wait.
905
00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:35,230
Hold.
906
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:37,357
You did not tell anyone
that you took
907
00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:38,733
the Blaekspruttesaed, did you?
908
00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:41,903
Um, did we tell...
909
00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:45,407
I mean, a couple people
at this party.
910
00:54:45,408 --> 00:54:47,450
- Ah...
- But not that many.
911
00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:49,577
But it was more of like
an alumni event.
912
00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:53,206
- Ah, yeah. That's probably--
- But there was one guy.
913
00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,249
Ah...
914
00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,875
Who I'm pretty sure
was Hollish.
915
00:54:55,876 --> 00:54:57,168
And when I told him,
916
00:54:57,169 --> 00:55:01,673
that is when the briefcase
went missing.
917
00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:03,009
But maybe y'all are friends.
918
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,553
You are bozos.
You are bozos.
919
00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:09,055
Very much bozos.
- Professional bozos.
920
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:10,974
- Jeff Bozos.
- You are Jeff Bozos,
921
00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:14,352
and you have no idea
how much trouble you are in.
922
00:55:15,604 --> 00:55:17,313
The girls are now
as valuable for study
923
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:19,149
as the drugs themselves.
We have to access
924
00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:21,568
Chapman's contacts at the UN.
Come on.
925
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,037
Uber, Uber, Uber!
926
00:55:31,912 --> 00:55:34,205
- All right, one minute away.
- Okay. Oh no, he stopped.
927
00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:35,665
What the hell,
is he turning around?
928
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,459
- Oh no, call him, call him.
- Okay.
929
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,464
Hello? Gork?
930
00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:44,799
Gork?!
- Huh?
931
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,386
Ah, no, sorry,
we're being chased!
932
00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:50,221
Goddamn it.
933
00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:56,979
Gork, where are you?
934
00:55:59,732 --> 00:56:01,608
What do you mean
I have a two-star rating?
935
00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:03,401
There's actually a very
legit reason for that.
936
00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:06,071
If you--
- Hello?
937
00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:20,543
Hey, is it just me,
938
00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:23,171
or is NotMetalHeadDave
kind of a babe?
939
00:56:23,172 --> 00:56:25,215
Dude.
940
00:56:25,216 --> 00:56:26,966
Seriously,
he's so good at karate,
941
00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:29,135
he's got all these disguises.
942
00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:31,304
I bet he's pretty unexpect--
- Dude!
943
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:33,014
I'm tired of danger.
944
00:56:33,015 --> 00:56:36,017
Hey, I guarantee you
we just need to hole up
945
00:56:36,018 --> 00:56:37,769
in the Chill Zone
for a little bit,
946
00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:41,272
and this whole Kock problem
is just gonna blow over.
947
00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:43,191
What makes you think that?
948
00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:45,527
I mean, the lady
in the garage was saying--
949
00:56:45,528 --> 00:56:47,946
Hey, when has anything good
ever come from listening
950
00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:49,907
to some weirdo in a garage?
951
00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:52,367
We don't have the drugs anymore.
952
00:56:52,368 --> 00:56:54,244
We're not really good
for anything.
953
00:56:54,245 --> 00:56:57,330
Now we can just kick back,
blackmail Martin Flynn,
954
00:56:57,331 --> 00:57:00,667
and live in our house together
forever and ever.
955
00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:03,336
Plus, we have to feed the cats.
956
00:57:03,337 --> 00:57:05,630
Motherfuck me.
- Oh!
957
00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:13,054
Why is everything so hard?
958
00:57:13,055 --> 00:57:15,057
Goddamn it, José.
959
00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:18,060
José.
960
00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:21,647
Give me one of your shoes.
961
00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:27,945
Welcome to our home.
962
00:57:28,988 --> 00:57:30,738
Welcome to our home.
963
00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:42,500
Hey, man, what's happening?
964
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,043
Nothing.
965
00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:46,337
I wait for the girls.
966
00:57:46,338 --> 00:57:51,509
We are friends from cat club.
967
00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:56,056
Damn, fancy accent.
Where are you from? Europe?
968
00:57:57,266 --> 00:57:58,641
No.
969
00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:00,185
My brother's been
to Amsterdam.
970
00:58:00,186 --> 00:58:02,437
I heard they have crazy cafés
out there and shit
971
00:58:02,438 --> 00:58:04,355
where you could smoke
in the café.
972
00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:06,274
That's like if I went
to Starbucks and I said,
973
00:58:06,275 --> 00:58:08,943
"Hey, let me get a caramel
frappuccino and a joint."
974
00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:10,987
Have you ever smoked
California bud?
975
00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,865
The girls aren't here right now.
Come on, let's go.
976
00:58:13,866 --> 00:58:16,910
I'll roll you a fat-ass J
and you can tell me which is better,
977
00:58:16,911 --> 00:58:18,746
Cali or Amsterdam.
978
00:58:20,039 --> 00:58:20,955
Come on.
- Uh...
979
00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:22,790
Come on.
980
00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:24,209
You ever seen the show Sliders?
981
00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:26,044
It's on Syfy Network.
It's really good.
982
00:58:26,045 --> 00:58:28,588
I watch all American shows.
983
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,676
Oh my fucking God,
you dumb bitches,
984
00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:36,387
I am starving to death.
- Breakfast is 20 minutes late.
985
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,641
That is legally a crime.
- I can see my ribs!
986
00:58:39,767 --> 00:58:42,268
- What do we do?
- We gotta get out of town.
987
00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:43,853
We just gotta wait
for the blackmail money
988
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:46,272
to come through,
find someplace chill.
989
00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:48,149
Like Guatemala.
990
00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:50,818
Dude, we had so much fun
in Guatemala.
991
00:58:50,819 --> 00:58:53,279
You loved the maracas, remember?
You were like...
992
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,242
Guatemala? Frankie!
I've been getting nonstop
993
00:58:57,243 --> 00:58:58,994
work emails
for the past 24 hours.
994
00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:03,123
Molly, those were
our old lives.
995
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:07,293
It's all canceled now.
996
00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:10,338
We're very important fugitives.
997
00:59:10,339 --> 00:59:12,382
We're runaways.
998
00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:13,550
We're rebels.
999
00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:18,764
Bad boys!
1000
00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:23,351
Okay, well, Josh is at work,
so maybe we could go to--
1001
00:59:23,352 --> 00:59:25,061
We're not gonna go
see Josh, okay?!
1002
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:27,438
We're changing our names,
we're not gonna tell him the new ones,
1003
00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:28,815
and he's never gonna
find us again.
1004
00:59:28,816 --> 00:59:31,776
Frankie, this is serious.
1005
00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:33,111
I'm scared.
1006
00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:34,404
Should I be scared?
1007
00:59:34,405 --> 00:59:38,408
Hey, this is
pretty serious, okay?
1008
00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:41,119
Which is why I think
we should get out of town.
1009
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,579
Oh, don't do that.
Don't, don't cry.
1010
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,665
You know I cry
when you cry, okay?
1011
00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:47,709
Come here, come here, come here.
1012
00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:50,753
I go inside now
with the girls.
1013
00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,463
Ah, you don't want
to kick it?
1014
00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:54,424
Let's go around front.
1015
00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:56,259
I'm building a badass gazebo
in the back yard.
1016
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:57,969
Do you like meditating?
1017
00:59:57,970 --> 00:59:59,762
That's where I meditate,
in the gazebo.
1018
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,389
It's really cool out there.
1019
01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:02,807
Okay,
let's go see Josh
1020
01:00:02,808 --> 01:00:04,892
so you can say goodbye,
and then we need to get
1021
01:00:04,893 --> 01:00:06,269
the fuck out of here.
Right now,
1022
01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:09,105
snacks, cats, weed, go.
1023
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:40,471
Oh, I hate to waste those.
1024
01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:44,891
I have some notes
on these sandwiches.
1025
01:00:44,892 --> 01:00:46,476
Hey, what are you--
What are you doing?
1026
01:00:46,477 --> 01:00:47,393
Shut up, Dio.
1027
01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:49,228
Unhand me!
1028
01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:50,813
Wait, is this like
a vet thing?
1029
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:52,231
Are we going to the vet?
1030
01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:54,193
I promise you
they cannot afford the vet.
1031
01:00:59,448 --> 01:01:00,991
Hey!
1032
01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:04,953
Why is this closed?!
1033
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:08,332
Uh, Frankie, we should go.
1034
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,584
- Trying to get us some tunes.
- Anything but ABBA.
1035
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:13,586
I'm so sick of ABBA.
- Don't listen to him.
1036
01:01:13,587 --> 01:01:14,587
I love ABBA.
1037
01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:16,381
Yeah, it's just
1038
01:01:16,382 --> 01:01:18,550
this feels like, time sensitive.
1039
01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,306
I think you have to update
your phone, dude.
1040
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,974
Let's just listen
to the radio.
1041
01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:28,852
Celine!
1042
01:01:31,313 --> 01:01:32,439
This makes me emotional.
1043
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,692
Oh shit
Oh shit!
1044
01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:45,284
Driving. Frankie driving.
I hate when she drives!
1045
01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:46,786
♪ When I couldn't reach ♪
1046
01:01:46,787 --> 01:01:50,581
♪ You gave me faith
'cause you believed ♪
1047
01:01:50,582 --> 01:01:53,626
♪ I'm everything... ♪
1048
01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:56,212
The losers
have escaped with my car.
1049
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,257
They are on the move, I am stuck.
1050
01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:01,218
Can you come get me?
1051
01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:22,989
Uh, hello?
1052
01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:24,866
Josh, hi!
How's it going?
1053
01:02:24,867 --> 01:02:26,409
I'm so happy to see you.
1054
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:28,119
- Whose car is that?
- Go inside.
1055
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,912
- That's a really--
- In, in, in, in.
1056
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,664
Okay, okay, okay.
What is going on?
1057
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:34,876
Is this the vet? This vet looks sketchy
as hell, like really unsanitary.
1058
01:02:34,877 --> 01:02:37,211
Josh.
1059
01:02:37,212 --> 01:02:39,297
- Joshie, I'm sorry...
- You weren't my first choice, okay?
1060
01:02:39,298 --> 01:02:42,508
There's been a lot going on, all right?
People are trying to kill us for science.
1061
01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,844
- There are Vikings. With guns. Kocks.
- We have telepathy now.
1062
01:02:44,845 --> 01:02:47,472
And we have to go to Mexico.
- They wanna do experiments on us
1063
01:02:47,473 --> 01:02:49,223
because we're special now.
- The cats are dicks.
1064
01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:52,435
- We took those drugs with giant squids.
- Is it okay if we hide out here
1065
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,479
so we can blackmail this guy?
She always likes me.
1066
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,106
More than she likes you.
- I just don't want you to get hurt.
1067
01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:59,066
What the fuck?!
1068
01:02:59,067 --> 01:03:01,110
Guys, get up.
1069
01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,029
Come on,
it's just sound Sound Design.
1070
01:03:03,030 --> 01:03:04,030
There's a show later,
1071
01:03:04,031 --> 01:03:06,032
and this band, they got this
intro where they're just
1072
01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:07,450
like, killing a bunch
of police officers.
1073
01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:10,870
Oh, dang.
1074
01:03:10,871 --> 01:03:13,956
Okay, how about we go
talk in the office?
1075
01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:15,458
Okay?
Uh, what's in the office?
1076
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:17,001
Why do we have to go there?
1077
01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:18,544
Only bad things happen
in offices!
1078
01:03:18,545 --> 01:03:20,379
Hook up
the motherfuckin' treats!
1079
01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:21,839
Language.
1080
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,633
Treat time, bitch.
I'm stress eating.
1081
01:03:23,634 --> 01:03:25,302
I am eating my feelings.
1082
01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:28,804
- Hey, can I have your phone?
- Oh, yeah.
1083
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,724
I'm gonna start
the blackmail business.
1084
01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:34,311
Huh!
1085
01:03:38,190 --> 01:03:40,066
Hey, baby.
- Hi.
1086
01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:41,610
So, um...
1087
01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:47,156
just want to ask...
Don't be offended.
1088
01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:50,577
Did you and Frankie
really take those drugs?
1089
01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:54,373
All this
is so fucked.
1090
01:03:57,417 --> 01:04:02,338
Um, yeah.
1091
01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:04,006
- Okay.
- Yeah.
1092
01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:07,343
Yeah, yeah.
'Cause I think you just like,
1093
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:10,514
might be having a mental health
event right now.
1094
01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,057
I'm just worried, yeah.
1095
01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,767
We know that
you got freaky
1096
01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:16,769
with those dips in the '80s.
1097
01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:19,981
Dips cannot consent,
nor can the people eating them.
1098
01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:26,487
No, no.
1099
01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:29,615
Okay, I know, but no.
1100
01:04:29,616 --> 01:04:31,701
I saw them.
There are dudes.
1101
01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:34,787
They have guns, and they're
coming after us for no reason.
1102
01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:36,330
It's like...
I mean, there's a reason,
1103
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:38,959
but anyways, ah,
it's like a whole big thing.
1104
01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:42,795
Molly?
- Yeah?
1105
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:46,507
- How much should we ask for? A million?
- No. That seems like too much.
1106
01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:47,968
$20,000 ought to do it.
1107
01:04:52,598 --> 01:04:56,934
Baby, you sound crazy.
1108
01:04:56,935 --> 01:04:59,687
Come on, look at me.
1109
01:04:59,688 --> 01:05:01,105
Look at the cats.
1110
01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:04,066
Ah, you're in a bag.
Look at you, dork.
1111
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:06,736
You are also stuck
in a bag right now, dork.
1112
01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:09,322
The cats are in backpacks.
1113
01:05:09,323 --> 01:05:11,033
Think about that.
1114
01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:15,411
Yeah.
1115
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,539
Let me take you home.
1116
01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:21,208
Yeah.
1117
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:23,961
Give us $2 million
or else. Mm-hmm.
1118
01:05:23,962 --> 01:05:25,713
And by the way,
it's not even that cool
1119
01:05:25,714 --> 01:05:27,840
that you went to Stanford,
so you don't have to keep
1120
01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:29,592
lording it over everyone
by hosting lame
1121
01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:32,303
alumni events
with too much cheese.
1122
01:05:32,304 --> 01:05:34,055
Delete the last part.
1123
01:05:34,056 --> 01:05:36,307
Okay.
1124
01:05:36,308 --> 01:05:41,187
Frankie, I am not
going to Guatemala.
1125
01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:42,438
What?
1126
01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,523
I think those drugs
really fucked us up,
1127
01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:46,150
made us paranoid and stuff.
1128
01:05:46,151 --> 01:05:48,778
I just need to get some sleep.
You should too.
1129
01:05:48,779 --> 01:05:50,489
Josh is gonna take me home now.
1130
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,867
You, what did you say to her?
1131
01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:56,577
Guys, what the fuck
is going on?
1132
01:05:56,578 --> 01:05:58,454
- Sorry.
- I can't even believe
1133
01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:00,915
you're considering
ditching me right now.
1134
01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:04,585
Ditching me, when really,
this is all your fault.
1135
01:06:04,586 --> 01:06:05,670
My fault?
1136
01:06:05,671 --> 01:06:07,922
I mean, you were the one
that forced me
1137
01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:10,466
to go to the Mannequin Pussy
show all by myself.
1138
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,677
And you didn't have
the rent money, dude.
1139
01:06:12,678 --> 01:06:15,012
Well, I would have had money
for the rent
1140
01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:18,265
if my laptop hadn't gone stolen.
- And you lost the briefcase. Ha!
1141
01:06:18,266 --> 01:06:19,266
Oh...
1142
01:06:19,267 --> 01:06:22,853
So I guess if you think about it, I'd be like
completely fine if it wasn't for you.
1143
01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:24,980
And it's probably for the best
that you were just gonna
1144
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,109
move in with Josh
and not even tell me about it.
1145
01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:36,034
I hadn't decided yet.
1146
01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:38,953
Well, I think you should.
1147
01:06:38,954 --> 01:06:40,413
I was gonna suggest it myself.
1148
01:06:40,414 --> 01:06:43,290
In fact, I think
it's become clear
1149
01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:46,669
that you've been
holding me back.
1150
01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:49,880
I've been holding you back?
1151
01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:55,094
Oh, fuck,
she did the scary laugh.
1152
01:06:55,095 --> 01:06:57,012
Guys, I didn't want to imply
1153
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,681
that anybody's holding
anybody back.
1154
01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:01,392
You both love each other.
- You know what, Frankie?
1155
01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:05,062
I have gone along with every
one of your fuckwad ideas.
1156
01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:07,606
Let's set off fireworks
in Andy Sigal's living room.
1157
01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,734
Hmm? Let's have a contest to see
1158
01:07:09,735 --> 01:07:11,819
who can drink the most
5-Hour Energies.
1159
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:15,448
- You won that contest!
- Nobody won that contest.
1160
01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:17,992
But the truth is that
1161
01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:21,328
ever since you failed
out of Stanford,
1162
01:07:21,329 --> 01:07:24,790
you have no focus and no goals,
1163
01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,751
and you quit everything
that's hard
1164
01:07:26,752 --> 01:07:28,335
because you're scared
that if you ever actually
1165
01:07:28,336 --> 01:07:31,756
tried at anything,
you'd fail again.
1166
01:07:31,757 --> 01:07:35,468
You are...
lazy and delusional.
1167
01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:37,595
If it wasn't for me,
1168
01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:39,346
they would find you
buried under the debt
1169
01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:41,432
of a million kitchen appliances
1170
01:07:41,433 --> 01:07:44,226
pretending to be a chef,
and we all know
1171
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:48,899
you're just
a stoned girl in a house.
1172
01:07:51,902 --> 01:07:53,778
You sabotaged me
1173
01:07:53,779 --> 01:07:57,448
because you don't want to be
a fuck-up alone.
1174
01:07:57,449 --> 01:08:00,576
I am tired of being
dragged down with you.
1175
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:04,206
So if we don't get
murdered first...
1176
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,750
I am going to move out.
1177
01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:10,878
Great. What a relief.
1178
01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,797
Then I could just
get back on track.
1179
01:08:12,798 --> 01:08:15,591
- Yeah.
- Back on the track to success!
1180
01:08:17,469 --> 01:08:19,011
I apologize, Mr. Kock.
1181
01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:21,013
We're picking up the lab rats now.
1182
01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:23,308
Olsen fled the lab so backup is meeting us
at the warehouse.
1183
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,519
See you at the dock.
1184
01:08:27,813 --> 01:08:30,649
I'm tired of chasing these bongloads.
1185
01:08:30,982 --> 01:08:32,150
This is game over.
1186
01:08:35,821 --> 01:08:38,614
What the hell?!
- Come on, babe, let's go.
1187
01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:40,241
It's just the intro
for the band.
1188
01:08:40,242 --> 01:08:42,701
You were the one that told us
that in the first place.
1189
01:08:42,702 --> 01:08:44,954
Yeah, but soundcheck's over.
1190
01:08:44,955 --> 01:08:46,580
Josh.
Josh!
1191
01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:48,500
- Josh?
- I knew we could trust Josh.
1192
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,294
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Get back. Get back.
1193
01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:54,088
Whatever's going on...
- Fritz!
1194
01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:57,758
- We can figure it out.
- Stand by the wall, hands up.
1195
01:08:57,759 --> 01:08:59,552
Get moving.
1196
01:08:59,553 --> 01:09:01,554
You're such a fucking loser,
Frankie.
1197
01:09:01,555 --> 01:09:03,347
Here we go again.
1198
01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:04,474
Molly.
1199
01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:05,934
Bind him fast.
1200
01:09:07,102 --> 01:09:09,395
You can shoot them,
but not me.
1201
01:09:09,396 --> 01:09:11,313
Whatever they did,
I had nothing to do with it!
1202
01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:13,190
You are such
a fucking pussy, man.
1203
01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:14,441
Yeah, well, you're a dumbass.
1204
01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:16,402
- You're a bitch.
- Oh!
1205
01:09:16,403 --> 01:09:18,821
- Oh, you're a bitch.
- Oh, you're a double bitch.
1206
01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:20,322
Hey, hey, watch,
watch the cat.
1207
01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:22,199
Wait, Dio,
I'm sorry I talked shit.
1208
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,369
Where are you going?
Please don't leave me.
1209
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:33,335
Hello, I must speak
with DeeDee at once. Ah!
1210
01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:35,004
This is so freaky.
What the fuck?
1211
01:09:35,005 --> 01:09:38,048
You look like the other one.
You are the other one.
1212
01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:39,467
What the fuck?
1213
01:09:41,887 --> 01:09:43,304
Astrid?
1214
01:09:43,305 --> 01:09:46,390
Yes, we have problems.
1215
01:10:18,465 --> 01:10:19,715
Molly!
1216
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,175
I want to go home.
1217
01:10:21,176 --> 01:10:23,929
Yeah, I'll give you this one.
This actually is scary.
1218
01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:27,473
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1219
01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:29,308
Okay, you want the vom,
you'll get the vom.
1220
01:10:29,309 --> 01:10:31,686
Uh, fuck you?
1221
01:10:37,776 --> 01:10:39,652
Ow, ow.
1222
01:10:41,321 --> 01:10:42,614
No, no, no.
1223
01:10:44,449 --> 01:10:46,910
Hey!
- Hey, that could've been Josh.
1224
01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:51,580
You may have had fun
dragging us all over this smoggy,
1225
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,667
disgusting town.
1226
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:57,045
But I cannot oversell how fucked you are.
1227
01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:02,258
"Lino."
1228
01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:06,136
I still don't understand Hollish,
1229
01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:08,055
but I just want to put it
out there
1230
01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:11,016
that I know we haven't been
on the same page,
1231
01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:12,226
and I'm really sorry.
1232
01:11:12,227 --> 01:11:14,937
But I see you and I hear you,
1233
01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:16,146
and I'm gonna try really hard
1234
01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:18,108
to make better choices
in the future.
1235
01:11:19,693 --> 01:11:21,820
Shut the fuck up!
1236
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,543
Frankie?
1237
01:11:37,961 --> 01:11:40,505
Hello? I'm sideways!
1238
01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:44,717
So we're gonna go by boat?
1239
01:11:44,718 --> 01:11:46,844
- Yes.
- How long does that take?
1240
01:11:46,845 --> 01:11:49,763
We're gonna take a small boat,
and then we'll take a big boat.
1241
01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:51,515
- Little boat, big boat.
- Yes,
1242
01:11:51,516 --> 01:11:54,184
and it'll take about two weeks.
- Shh!
1243
01:11:54,185 --> 01:11:56,103
Mmm...
1244
01:11:56,104 --> 01:11:58,565
My bag smells like
a dispensary.
1245
01:12:00,275 --> 01:12:04,570
Can I have a snack first?
Hungry. Snack.
1246
01:12:05,947 --> 01:12:08,323
I have brownies in my backpack.
1247
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:11,160
Brownies are in my backpack.
1248
01:12:11,161 --> 01:12:13,162
Can I... Oh, please!
1249
01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:15,873
I can't reach them.
I can't reach.
1250
01:12:15,874 --> 01:12:19,543
Please, go it for me. Please!
Do anything for brownies.
1251
01:12:19,544 --> 01:12:21,254
What's the harm?
1252
01:12:22,422 --> 01:12:24,757
Um, no. No way. Frankie,
1253
01:12:24,758 --> 01:12:26,967
do not let this weird
foreigner jostle me.
1254
01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:28,053
Don't jostle the cat.
1255
01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:31,597
He's touching my hair!
He's giving me his germs!
1256
01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:32,556
Thank you.
1257
01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:35,059
Mmm!
1258
01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:37,978
Oh! So excited!
These are so good!
1259
01:12:37,979 --> 01:12:40,106
Dude. Mmm!
1260
01:12:41,483 --> 01:12:43,902
Molly's a genius. Blue cheese.
1261
01:12:45,153 --> 01:12:48,363
Mmm! Yes!
1262
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:52,618
Mmm... Oh, you, uh...
1263
01:12:52,619 --> 01:12:55,204
Do you want some of this?
1264
01:12:55,205 --> 01:12:56,914
I'll share.
1265
01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:00,501
Oh, come on, little buddy.
1266
01:13:00,502 --> 01:13:03,837
Oh, you can do it.
Come on, you're so close.
1267
01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:12,805
No, seriously, I think it like,
1268
01:13:12,806 --> 01:13:15,307
moved an inch that time.
Very, very close.
1269
01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:16,600
You know what, Dio,
1270
01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:18,352
if you don't have
anything helpful to say,
1271
01:13:18,353 --> 01:13:20,771
just don't say anything, okay?
Thank you.
1272
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:23,607
- Ugh!
- Oh, that's right,
1273
01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:26,401
give up on this just like
you give up on your dreams.
1274
01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:27,987
This is a metaphor!
1275
01:13:31,658 --> 01:13:33,867
I can't understand you!
1276
01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:36,578
One time Axel got drunk
1277
01:13:36,579 --> 01:13:39,957
and then he peed
on our coworker.
1278
01:13:39,958 --> 01:13:42,876
Then he blamed it on, on a...
1279
01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:45,462
Ah... You don't have
a version in the US.
1280
01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:49,716
It's like a very dense bread,
with pickled fish.
1281
01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:51,802
- Ah.
- We say we like it,
1282
01:13:51,803 --> 01:13:55,681
but I don't know,
does anyone really like it?
1283
01:13:55,682 --> 01:13:59,893
I... I think I need to rest.
1284
01:13:59,894 --> 01:14:01,854
I-I need...
1285
01:14:03,982 --> 01:14:05,524
Fucking lightweights.
1286
01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:11,530
Okay...
1287
01:14:11,531 --> 01:14:13,073
Okay...
1288
01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:14,783
Weed, weed, weed, weed,
weed, weed, weed.
1289
01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:17,203
Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed,
weed, weed. Telekinesis!
1290
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:25,669
Focus! Frankie, focus!
1291
01:14:29,257 --> 01:14:30,633
Telekeniss... Ah!
1292
01:14:31,885 --> 01:14:33,969
Oh! Yo!
1293
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:36,681
Yo...
1294
01:14:39,309 --> 01:14:42,060
Molly!
1295
01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:43,813
Molly, can you hear me?
1296
01:14:44,939 --> 01:14:48,525
Why did Molly have to make
those brownies so fucked up?
1297
01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:51,236
Does anyone need
to be this high?
1298
01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:53,030
You are driving this
backpack under the influence,
1299
01:14:53,031 --> 01:14:56,075
and I'm actively at risk
with no agency at all.
1300
01:14:57,744 --> 01:14:59,996
GG...
1301
01:15:01,623 --> 01:15:06,335
You need to go find Molly
1302
01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:08,045
and tell me how to get there.
1303
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:11,632
Absolutely fucking not.
1304
01:15:11,633 --> 01:15:13,800
- Now you listen to me, fuckwad.
- Oi!
1305
01:15:13,801 --> 01:15:16,428
I've done everything for you,
literally your entire life.
1306
01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:19,348
I've fed you,
I've cleaned up your shit,
1307
01:15:19,349 --> 01:15:20,807
I provided catnip
and a palatial estate
1308
01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:21,892
without asking
for anything back.
1309
01:15:21,893 --> 01:15:23,518
- Objection!
- And now's your time
1310
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:24,811
to return the favor.
1311
01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:26,730
Molly and Dio need us.
1312
01:15:26,731 --> 01:15:29,191
Still no.
1313
01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:32,027
- GG, come on!
- You come on.
1314
01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,820
This is your chance.
1315
01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:36,365
This is your chance to prove
to Dio
1316
01:15:36,366 --> 01:15:39,285
that you're not a quitter.
- Yes, I am.
1317
01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:43,664
Okay, let's move. The boat is...
1318
01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,293
No. No, no!
1319
01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:49,419
No! No!
1320
01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:50,796
What the fuck is this?
1321
01:15:50,797 --> 01:15:54,424
Oh, my God, I'm so scared.
This is a nightmare, an actual nightmare.
1322
01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:56,426
I'm going to report you
to PETA for this.
1323
01:15:56,427 --> 01:15:58,637
I think that fear
might be holding us back.
1324
01:15:58,638 --> 01:16:00,555
Fear is my most
useful quality.
1325
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,349
It has saved me
from stranger danger,
1326
01:16:02,350 --> 01:16:05,936
catnapping, owls, the vacuum!
1327
01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:07,896
I believe in you, GG.
1328
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:10,774
I know we're not just
a selfish fraidy cat.
1329
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:12,693
- Yes, I am.
- No, we're not!
1330
01:16:12,694 --> 01:16:14,403
- Yes, I am.
- We are not!
1331
01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:15,570
Yes, I am.
1332
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,364
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
1333
01:16:17,365 --> 01:16:19,700
No, I'm not!
1334
01:16:19,701 --> 01:16:21,868
- Oh, GG, God.
- I have balls.
1335
01:16:21,869 --> 01:16:25,455
I have chutzpah. Look at me!
1336
01:16:25,456 --> 01:16:27,916
I'm flying! I'm brave!
1337
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,960
I'm basically Vin Diesel!
1338
01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:33,380
You can tell Dio he's the pussy
and I'm the hero!
1339
01:16:33,381 --> 01:16:35,090
That's my kitty!
1340
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:36,509
Are you fucking high?
1341
01:16:37,302 --> 01:16:39,429
Come on. Come the fuck on.
1342
01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,556
Where the fuck are the girls?
1343
01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:46,143
Ah! Fuck this.
1344
01:16:46,144 --> 01:16:48,521
You're on your own.
Thanks for the memories.
1345
01:16:49,063 --> 01:16:50,314
The kitty!
1346
01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:51,316
It's getting away!
1347
01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:56,069
I never should've
said that stuff to Frankie.
1348
01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:57,696
That was so mean
1349
01:16:57,697 --> 01:17:01,283
and clearly a projection
of my own fears of failure.
1350
01:17:01,284 --> 01:17:04,161
We're partners, soulmates.
1351
01:17:04,162 --> 01:17:08,415
She's the Bert to my Ernie.
The Hall to my Oates.
1352
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,667
I think we can likely
trace your fear of restaurants
1353
01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:12,419
to too many episodes
of Kitchen Nightmares,
1354
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:16,465
but for every Gordon Ramsay,
there's a Bobby Flay.
1355
01:17:16,466 --> 01:17:18,508
Josh just wants
what's best for us.
1356
01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:20,636
Shut up, Dio.
1357
01:17:22,388 --> 01:17:24,306
I've come to rescue you, dude!
1358
01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:25,640
Oh, my God!
1359
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,059
Oh, we're fucked.
We're so fucked.
1360
01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,769
And give you
this fucked up brownie
1361
01:17:28,770 --> 01:17:31,855
that gives you superpowers
because you are my girl.
1362
01:17:31,856 --> 01:17:33,106
Oh, my God.
1363
01:17:33,107 --> 01:17:34,941
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.
1364
01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:36,401
This is the happiest
I've ever been.
1365
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,945
Get off her!
1366
01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:44,369
Where's Josh? I want Josh
to rescue me instead.
1367
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:47,329
Dude, some jabroni
1368
01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:49,331
has been calling me
over and over and over again
1369
01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:50,707
like some psycho torture shit.
1370
01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:53,085
Come on Dio,
let's go find GG, buddy.
1371
01:17:53,086 --> 01:17:54,461
You're gonna love Guatemala.
1372
01:17:54,462 --> 01:17:55,921
We're never gonna get there.
1373
01:17:55,922 --> 01:18:00,592
Um, dude, did you send
that blackmail letter
1374
01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:02,511
for Martin Flynn
from my email address?
1375
01:18:02,512 --> 01:18:04,179
Because his lawyer sounds mad.
1376
01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,014
Like super, super, super mad.
1377
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:09,184
I didn't actually think that plan out
super thoroughly at the time.
1378
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:12,437
Fuck!
- Motherfuck!
1379
01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:18,027
Oh, God! Molly, I'm so sorry.
1380
01:18:20,488 --> 01:18:23,157
I really thought
I could get us out of here.
1381
01:18:27,495 --> 01:18:30,206
I knew it.
I knew you no Guatemala.
1382
01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:32,834
Dio?
1383
01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:38,505
You're a California guy.
1384
01:18:38,506 --> 01:18:40,424
You don't want to learn Dutch.
1385
01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:42,175
And you'll be safer here, okay?
1386
01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:44,302
That is true.
1387
01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,388
- I love you.
- This is tough love, dude.
1388
01:18:46,389 --> 01:18:48,181
It hurts me more
than it hurts you.
1389
01:18:48,182 --> 01:18:50,017
Bye. No, don't eat that.
1390
01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:54,938
I'm rooting for you, though.
Good luck in the lab!
1391
01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:59,317
Oh, my God...
1392
01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:16,835
- Oh!
- Man!
1393
01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:28,598
You coming?
1394
01:19:30,016 --> 01:19:31,892
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
1395
01:19:34,645 --> 01:19:36,188
I don't feel well!
1396
01:19:36,189 --> 01:19:37,981
Run.
- Oh, okay.
1397
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:48,618
- Our stuff!
- Those thieving motherfucks!
1398
01:19:51,496 --> 01:19:53,372
Come on!
1399
01:19:57,543 --> 01:19:58,503
Over here!
1400
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:00,713
Come on, come on!
1401
01:20:24,612 --> 01:20:25,613
Hello?
1402
01:20:26,781 --> 01:20:29,825
If we can't have you alive,
we will have you dead!
1403
01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:33,078
Shoot!
1404
01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:44,798
Here, take this gun.
1405
01:20:44,799 --> 01:20:46,550
- Oh, no.
- What do you mean, no?
1406
01:20:46,551 --> 01:20:49,177
I'm not even allowed to use the oven.
I can't have a gun!
1407
01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:51,221
Oh, my God.
All right, here, you take it.
1408
01:20:51,222 --> 01:20:53,306
- Also no.
- What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
1409
01:20:53,307 --> 01:20:55,100
Dude, guns are such
a bad vibe.
1410
01:20:55,101 --> 01:20:56,518
I've signed like 100 petitions.
1411
01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:58,562
Murder? We're not gonna
do murder, dude. I'm sorry.
1412
01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:01,022
No, fuck the NRA.
Gun control now.
1413
01:21:01,023 --> 01:21:03,024
Okay, okay.
Do you two want to be
1414
01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:04,901
turned into some
weird herring-type dip sauce
1415
01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:07,028
with mayonnaise in it and shit?
Is that what you want?
1416
01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:08,989
- No!
- Take the gun.
1417
01:21:08,990 --> 01:21:10,199
No!
1418
01:21:20,334 --> 01:21:22,587
Don't go over there.
Don't, Do not go.
1419
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,757
- Oh, my God!
- No, no.
1420
01:21:33,681 --> 01:21:36,600
- Oh...
- Oh...
1421
01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:02,585
We're weed witches.
1422
01:22:03,628 --> 01:22:06,005
Fuck this violent bullshit.
1423
01:22:07,757 --> 01:22:09,216
Why are you guys like this?
1424
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:13,179
So aggro and intense and dark.
1425
01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:16,973
Did the tooth fairy not come?
1426
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:22,396
Did your mom give you
a lame haircut?
1427
01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:26,859
Maybe you'd be happier
if you wore socks.
1428
01:22:28,778 --> 01:22:31,656
You are what we call a buzzkill.
1429
01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,742
But now you will have fun.
1430
01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:38,496
Whether you like it or not.
1431
01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:40,705
Bro.
1432
01:22:40,706 --> 01:22:43,083
Nobody likes a guy
with a gun
1433
01:22:43,084 --> 01:22:45,251
chugging Haterade
and shooting stuff
1434
01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:47,004
and bumming everyone out.
1435
01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:53,385
Nobody likes that guy.
- Yeah!
1436
01:22:53,386 --> 01:22:54,679
It's just a job?
1437
01:22:58,683 --> 01:23:01,435
You could be partying.
1438
01:23:02,311 --> 01:23:04,355
You could be eating tacos.
1439
01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:07,565
You could be napping!
1440
01:23:17,535 --> 01:23:19,744
You could love someone.
1441
01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:22,832
You could have a best friend.
1442
01:23:29,797 --> 01:23:32,298
Frankie. No, no, no,
no, no. Get up. Get up.
1443
01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:36,511
You're okay. You're okay.
Okay. You're alive. Cool.
1444
01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:39,931
Oh. Hello.
1445
01:23:39,932 --> 01:23:43,769
Whoa, okay, back up,
back up, back up, back up.
1446
01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,105
You good?
1447
01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:48,690
Is it that weird
that I would think
1448
01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:51,818
that you'd want to kiss me?
I can move things with my mind.
1449
01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:55,155
No, Frankie,
you don't understand.
1450
01:23:55,156 --> 01:23:57,657
You a hot-ass mess, girl.
It would not happen.
1451
01:23:57,658 --> 01:23:59,826
Truly. Honestly.
Not a chance.
1452
01:23:59,827 --> 01:24:01,203
The idiot is mine!
1453
01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:03,371
No!
1454
01:24:05,750 --> 01:24:08,209
It's not working anymore.
I'm all out of brownie.
1455
01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:10,171
Frankie, I'm so scared.
I don't want to die.
1456
01:24:12,882 --> 01:24:15,259
If you come closer,
I'll blow her brains out.
1457
01:24:17,303 --> 01:24:19,013
Hey,
1458
01:24:23,601 --> 01:24:26,603
Take me instead.
- What? No, Frankie, no.
1459
01:24:26,604 --> 01:24:29,814
Yes, Molly,
1460
01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:33,067
this is literally all my fault.
- No!
1461
01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:35,153
This is fucking happening.
I love you more than anything.
1462
01:24:35,154 --> 01:24:37,530
I'm not holding you back anymore,
let's go! Take me! Come on!
1463
01:24:37,531 --> 01:24:38,824
Come on, come on.
1464
01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:41,284
No, you can't leave me.
1465
01:24:41,285 --> 01:24:43,870
You clean up after me all the time.
It's my turn, dude.
1466
01:24:43,871 --> 01:24:45,163
- All right.
- No!
1467
01:24:46,499 --> 01:24:48,917
I won't let you go! Frankie!
1468
01:24:48,918 --> 01:24:51,377
- Come.
- I love you.
1469
01:24:51,378 --> 01:24:55,424
- I love you.
- I love you.
1470
01:24:56,050 --> 01:24:57,175
Mr. Kock!
1471
01:24:57,176 --> 01:24:59,010
I love you.
- I love you.
1472
01:24:59,011 --> 01:25:00,637
- I love you.
- I love you.
1473
01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:03,389
I love you. I love you.
I love you. I love you.
1474
01:25:03,390 --> 01:25:05,475
I love you. I love you.
1475
01:25:05,476 --> 01:25:08,813
I love you,
I love you, I love you.
1476
01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:11,439
Mr. Kock! Here!
1477
01:25:25,871 --> 01:25:28,415
What in the hell was that?
1478
01:26:19,967 --> 01:26:22,468
Dude, what the fuck?
That was metal as fuck!
1479
01:26:22,469 --> 01:26:26,139
Are we superheroes now?
Like, squid heroes?
1480
01:26:26,140 --> 01:26:29,058
You're my squid hero for sure.
1481
01:26:29,059 --> 01:26:30,185
Molls!
1482
01:26:33,147 --> 01:26:34,397
It's over.
1483
01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:42,322
♪ For all those times
you stood by me ♪
1484
01:26:42,323 --> 01:26:46,284
♪ For all the truth
that you made me see ♪
1485
01:26:46,285 --> 01:26:50,622
♪ For all the joy
you brought to my life ♪
1486
01:26:50,623 --> 01:26:54,459
♪ For all the wrong
that you made right ♪
1487
01:26:54,460 --> 01:26:58,463
♪ For every dream
you made come true ♪
1488
01:26:58,464 --> 01:27:03,551
♪ For all the love
I found in you ♪
1489
01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:08,056
♪ I'll be forever
thankful, baby ♪
1490
01:27:08,057 --> 01:27:11,893
♪ You're the one
who helped me up ♪
1491
01:27:11,894 --> 01:27:15,688
♪ Never let me fall ♪
1492
01:27:15,689 --> 01:27:19,734
♪ You're the one
who saw me through ♪
1493
01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:23,363
♪ Through it all
You were-- ♪
1494
01:27:31,288 --> 01:27:33,499
Hey!
1495
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,878
I wondered
where that guy went.
1496
01:27:38,879 --> 01:27:41,422
Mmm, that was like, private.
1497
01:27:47,805 --> 01:27:50,640
Oh.
1498
01:27:50,641 --> 01:27:53,893
This is some real
oppressive signage, dude.
1499
01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:56,354
This is government shit.
We get it.
1500
01:27:58,107 --> 01:28:00,233
Hey.
1501
01:28:00,234 --> 01:28:02,903
- Federal building!
- Oh!
1502
01:28:05,406 --> 01:28:07,074
I wanted
to pee before.
1503
01:28:08,951 --> 01:28:12,370
Girls, this is my dear friend
and colleague, Dr. Chapman.
1504
01:28:12,371 --> 01:28:15,206
She's been very anxious
to meet both of you.
1505
01:28:15,207 --> 01:28:16,416
Hi.
1506
01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:18,751
Oh, my God,
they really do
1507
01:28:18,752 --> 01:28:20,545
look weirdly alike.
1508
01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:21,963
Yes, it's just remarkable.
1509
01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:26,592
Would you say
I'm the upgraded version of her,
1510
01:28:26,593 --> 01:28:29,263
or she's the upgraded
version of me?
1511
01:28:30,556 --> 01:28:36,394
Um, uh... We like the, um,
1512
01:28:36,395 --> 01:28:40,399
you are the better girl.
1513
01:28:43,902 --> 01:28:45,653
You're the,
you're the better one.
1514
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:47,905
We like you more. Yes.
1515
01:28:49,575 --> 01:28:51,744
Sit and...
- Please.
1516
01:28:56,206 --> 01:28:58,791
Welcome.
I was able to convince
1517
01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:04,422
members of the UN,
United Nations,
1518
01:29:04,423 --> 01:29:07,759
that the two of you
are deeply involved,
1519
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:10,011
intrinsically so,
1520
01:29:10,012 --> 01:29:13,973
in the most important
scientific discovery
1521
01:29:13,974 --> 01:29:16,100
breakthrough of our time.
1522
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,269
You think she's gonna
get to the point soon?
1523
01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:19,562
Geez!
- That could lead directly
1524
01:29:19,563 --> 01:29:21,481
to world peace.
1525
01:29:21,482 --> 01:29:27,278
They have decided to fully
fund our project.
1526
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:30,031
We must determine the effect
of the Blaekspruttesaed,
1527
01:29:30,032 --> 01:29:32,617
of course, on you,
so that we can recreate it.
1528
01:29:32,618 --> 01:29:34,452
You know, I've been thinking,
1529
01:29:34,453 --> 01:29:36,454
you should move in
with Josh, dude.
1530
01:29:36,455 --> 01:29:38,748
- Assure you that the...
- He objectively rocks.
1531
01:29:38,749 --> 01:29:40,875
- Testing will not harm you...
- I was being crazy.
1532
01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:43,544
I'm gonna move out of the chill zone.
I'm gonna get my own place.
1533
01:29:43,545 --> 01:29:45,671
I'll just sleep on your couch
like one night a week,
1534
01:29:45,672 --> 01:29:47,340
or like two to five
nights a week.
1535
01:29:47,341 --> 01:29:48,674
You are incredibly
valuable assets.
1536
01:29:48,675 --> 01:29:52,678
As many nights as you want.
Frankie, I'm gonna miss you.
1537
01:29:52,679 --> 01:29:54,013
I know, me too.
1538
01:29:54,014 --> 01:29:55,848
But this is a good thing.
- $400,000.
1539
01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:57,892
I'm just gonna
figure my shit out.
1540
01:29:57,893 --> 01:29:59,811
- $300,000.
- You will.
1541
01:29:59,812 --> 01:30:02,522
Two? One, one...
1542
01:30:02,523 --> 01:30:04,065
$100,000.
1543
01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:05,900
We could have joint
custody of the bongatron.
1544
01:30:07,194 --> 01:30:08,778
Jinx.
1545
01:30:08,779 --> 01:30:10,280
More than I make.
1546
01:30:11,073 --> 01:30:12,573
A lot more than I make.
1547
01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:14,909
Besides the three to four days
1548
01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:18,412
that you will be spending
in our facilities at Stanford,
1549
01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:21,250
you can go about
your lives as usual.
1550
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,047
Did you just say Stanford?
1551
01:30:28,048 --> 01:30:32,093
That's where the laboratory
is located. Is that a problem?
1552
01:30:32,094 --> 01:30:32,886
Lab?
1553
01:30:34,847 --> 01:30:36,348
Wait, wait, wait.
1554
01:30:39,017 --> 01:30:40,269
Could you start over?
1555
01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:43,938
I'm sorry.
1556
01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:45,941
I'm really, I'm sorry.
- No.
1557
01:30:49,611 --> 01:30:53,614
We are offering you
$100,000 each
1558
01:30:53,615 --> 01:30:57,618
per year, 24-hour protection,
1559
01:30:57,619 --> 01:31:02,248
and diplomatic immunity,
you know, if you have any
1560
01:31:02,249 --> 01:31:06,252
legal difficulties
that you need, uh, addressing.
1561
01:31:06,253 --> 01:31:08,379
- Yes.
- I'm not surprised.
1562
01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:11,716
All of that
is if you participate
1563
01:31:11,717 --> 01:31:14,844
in our scientific testing.
1564
01:31:14,845 --> 01:31:17,638
- Scientific testing...
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1565
01:31:17,639 --> 01:31:18,932
...at Stanford.
1566
01:31:20,392 --> 01:31:23,227
Yes. Stanford.
1567
01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:25,147
Dude.
1568
01:31:27,107 --> 01:31:30,109
- Here. Here you go.
- Just sign this. Sign.
1569
01:31:30,110 --> 01:31:31,694
Just sign the papers.
1570
01:31:31,695 --> 01:31:33,529
Where all the little tabs are.
1571
01:31:33,530 --> 01:31:35,489
I'll take this part.
1572
01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:37,450
Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
1573
01:31:37,451 --> 01:31:40,203
- Hold on. Sign here.
- I've never really done this.
1574
01:31:40,204 --> 01:31:43,289
Oh. Okay. That's fine.
1575
01:31:43,290 --> 01:31:44,958
What'll you do
with the money, girls?
1576
01:32:12,361 --> 01:32:15,656
All right, here you go,
ma'am. Bong Appetit.
1577
01:32:19,701 --> 01:32:21,953
You will not regret
the toothpaste, dude.
1578
01:32:21,954 --> 01:32:24,080
Seriously, it elevates
the whole experience
1579
01:32:24,081 --> 01:32:25,624
into this, like, minty heaven.
1580
01:32:30,087 --> 01:32:31,921
Sold.
1581
01:32:31,922 --> 01:32:34,590
I was almost scared
of that guy, but then I wasn't.
1582
01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:37,343
Very brave, GG.
Very, very brave.
1583
01:32:37,344 --> 01:32:38,553
No fear.
1584
01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:43,307
Frankie.
1585
01:32:45,811 --> 01:32:48,104
Look, I gotta say that
I am just
1586
01:32:48,105 --> 01:32:50,481
as surprised as anyone else,
1587
01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:54,735
but I guess as you change
and grow, so does your taste.
1588
01:32:54,736 --> 01:32:55,945
Oh, this guy.
1589
01:32:55,946 --> 01:32:57,405
Look, I gotta be honest,
1590
01:32:57,406 --> 01:33:00,616
I just, um,
can't stop thinking...
1591
01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:02,660
Yo, let me save you
some time here, bro.
1592
01:33:02,661 --> 01:33:04,412
Yeah!
- If you cannot handle me
1593
01:33:04,413 --> 01:33:07,290
at my college dropout,
covered in cat hair,
1594
01:33:07,291 --> 01:33:09,792
thousands of dollars in debt,
deadbeat,
1595
01:33:09,793 --> 01:33:14,297
you do not deserve me
at my international property,
1596
01:33:14,298 --> 01:33:18,718
subject of scientific
top-secret testing at Stanford,
1597
01:33:18,719 --> 01:33:20,928
business owner.
- Boom, bitch!
1598
01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:25,808
I can't stop thinking about...
1599
01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:27,977
the sandwich.
- Balls.
1600
01:33:27,978 --> 01:33:30,646
The one, the one
that was in, uh, in Molly's bag.
1601
01:33:30,647 --> 01:33:32,857
I ate it on the way back
from the warehouse.
1602
01:33:32,858 --> 01:33:34,692
It was fucking amazing.
1603
01:33:34,693 --> 01:33:36,444
The potato salad?
1604
01:33:36,445 --> 01:33:38,988
It's been haunting me
ever since, really.
1605
01:33:38,989 --> 01:33:43,409
- Delicious.
- $6.69, cash only.
1606
01:33:43,410 --> 01:33:45,203
Fuck me.
1607
01:33:45,871 --> 01:33:47,830
- There you go.
- I know it's dirty,
1608
01:33:47,831 --> 01:33:49,623
but I love money.
1609
01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:51,125
Yo, one escape
for frickin'
1610
01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:54,253
NotMetalHeadDave, who came
all the way down here
1611
01:33:54,254 --> 01:33:56,130
just to dunk on me at work.
1612
01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:58,382
Whip this fuckwad up
something special, will ya?
1613
01:33:58,383 --> 01:34:00,218
You got it, chick.
1614
01:34:04,556 --> 01:34:05,931
Yoink!
1615
01:34:05,932 --> 01:34:09,019
- Ah!
- Butthole!
1616
01:34:10,270 --> 01:34:11,979
That's the worst chopping
I've ever seen.
1617
01:34:11,980 --> 01:34:13,856
Completely uneven.
Molly, we're gonna have
1618
01:34:13,857 --> 01:34:15,525
to fire this guy.
1619
01:34:19,404 --> 01:34:22,448
Frankie, that guy's
a bonehead. Excuse my language.
1620
01:34:22,449 --> 01:34:25,076
Anybody who was actually cool
would be frantic to date you.
1621
01:34:25,077 --> 01:34:27,454
Thank you, Josh.
I agree.
1622
01:34:30,707 --> 01:34:33,585
Justice for Frankie Campbell.
1623
01:34:37,381 --> 01:34:39,298
- Okay! What else?
- He's gonna dig that.
1624
01:34:39,299 --> 01:34:41,593
Fucking freak.
Fucking freak1
1625
01:34:44,805 --> 01:34:46,138
Should I put some toothpaste?
1626
01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:47,556
No, are you fucking
kidding me?
1627
01:34:47,557 --> 01:34:49,475
He doesn't get toothpaste.
- He doesn't get toothpaste.
1628
01:34:49,476 --> 01:34:51,185
He doesn't get toothpaste.
1629
01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:52,436
What else?
1630
01:34:54,147 --> 01:34:59,194
♪ Patience ♪
1631
01:34:59,986 --> 01:35:03,573
♪ Patience ♪
1632
01:35:04,116 --> 01:35:09,329
♪ You know I've got it
in my blood ♪
1633
01:35:09,788 --> 01:35:14,625
♪ Know I've got it
in my blood ♪
1634
01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:26,596
It's my birthday.
1635
01:35:37,691 --> 01:35:39,568
Oh, no.
1636
01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:06,482
I think all the scientists
trying to make
1637
01:39:06,483 --> 01:39:09,235
weed stronger really have
their focus in the wrong place,
1638
01:39:11,071 --> 01:39:13,364
'Cause weed is strong enough,
I mean,
1639
01:39:13,365 --> 01:39:15,241
I'm literally
high as fuck all the time.
1640
01:39:16,868 --> 01:39:18,661
What we need to do is...
1641
01:39:18,662 --> 01:39:20,412
We need to breed out
the compound
1642
01:39:20,413 --> 01:39:21,915
that's giving us cottonmouth.
1643
01:39:23,416 --> 01:39:25,502
Yeah.
1644
01:39:29,839 --> 01:39:32,342
There's, like, no way
they can't do that, right?
1645
01:39:33,426 --> 01:39:37,013
Dude,
that's a trillion-dollar idea.
1646
01:39:38,348 --> 01:39:41,351
- I know.
- You're a genius.
1647
01:39:43,103 --> 01:39:44,229
I know.
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