All language subtitles for SpankingtheMonkey (1994)

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Would you like another cookie?

What's the matter?

Don't you like these?

Just not that ugly.

They're supposed to be all natural,

but you can never believe what they say.

Do they give you these up at school?

I don't think so.

I get tension in my little fingers

when I have too much preservatives.

You get that?

When my boys came home from their first year in college,

they were begging me for my stroganoff.

Actually, I'll only be home a couple of days.

I have a summer job in Washington.

Thank God she's going to be all right.

And that's the important thing to be grateful for.

Why don't you learn how to drive?

Fucking moron.

It was a tough year.

I mean, you left, she was all alone in the house,

with me traveling and all.

And the hormonal thing,

and the goddamn boring job at the library.

I mean, Christ.

One's for pain, the other's for tension.

Don't let her overdo it, please.

What do you mean for pain?

For Christ's sake, Raymond, she's got a complex fracture.

She does?

Where have you been for the last 20 minutes?

You said she was depressed and she took pills.

And I said that she fell. Am I talking to myself or what?

Okay, as far as the dog goes, you take him on long walks.

That's an essential.

Good, healthy walks twice a day.

God, your mother's not gonna like that.

She's gonna want you close by,

So, uh, don't tell her about the walks.

Don't tell her.

Oh, that's no good.

She'll see through that.

Tell her, uh, tell her you're taking the dog for long walks.

All right, so tell her.

No, scratch that.

Tell her that I said to take the dog for long walks,

but that you are not doing it.

What do I know?

To hell with me, et cetera, et cetera, OK?

So don't take the dog on long walks.

Damn it, Ray.

You don't listen.

You take the dog for long walks, and you tell her

that I said to do it, but that you're not doing it.

I don't feed him anything but the prescribed food.

That includes the biscuits.

I do not spend a fortune on specialty dog food

so we can eat garbage off the table.

Here's a rewarder form.

Food you pulled out for about a month.

A month?

I can't stay a month.

I'm supposed to be in Washington in two days.

I don't think you understand what's happening here.

I don't think I do.

I'm sorry, Ray, but you can't go to Washington.

Look, I know you worked very, very hard for it.

I'm very, very proud that you got it.

But look, she just got out of the hospital.

Who's going to take care of her?

Well, there's got to be somebody.

Yeah, but there isn't.

It happened at the last moment.

This is my biggest trip of the year.

I can't do it.

Look, I've got sales conferences.

Minneapolis, St. Paul, Los Angeles,

New York, Seattle, then up to Vancouver,

back down to Denver, Chicago, Nashville, Columbus.

Maybe you don't understand.

This is a very hard job to get.

Of course I understand, Raymond.

Believe me, I'm very, very proud.

The Surgeon General's office only hires 10 interns a year.

Raymond, it's not the end of the world.

We all have to give a little back sometime, OK?

As far as the car goes, you know the rules.

The car is to be used for emergencies only.

And that means what?

Emergencies, not for groceries, not for movies,

and not for fun.

OK, I'm giving you 50 miles to get home,

so the odometer better be this number

by the end of the summer, OK?

Well, damn it, that's no good.

You're going to have to take her to get crutches and all that.

Tell you what, I'm giving you a 10-mile bumper here.

What if she's better in a couple of weeks?

Can I go to Washington then?

I really wouldn't count on that happening, Ray.

What is this?

That's the dog.

He's got a gum condition.

Once a week, OK?

Take care.

Don't worry so much.

It's more anterior than it is posterior.

Global aphasia follows a lesion involving most of the territory supplied by the middle cerebral artery.

This is the most severe type of aphasia, affecting both speech and comprehension.

Global aphasia is a...

Hey! Go away!

You should try to eat something.

I'd like to not use the bedpan anymore.

Hey, boy.

Don't you go to MIT?

Aren't you Ray Ibelli?

I know you go to MIT.

Why'd you say no?

How do you know me?

I go to Central.

I'm two years behind you.

Couldn't get out of there fast enough.

I know what you mean.

I heard you got a really impressive internship.

Oh, yeah?

Where'd you hear that from?

What people?

Kim Ross. Do you know her?

Well, she knows you.

How does she know me?

I don't know.

She just does.

I hear those are super competitive.

Are you interested in being pre-med?

I'm strong in the sciences.

So how'd you like your first year?

Well, it's not everything it's cracked up to be.

I got the catalog.

Maybe we could go through it sometime.

Oh, I can't do it.

It hurts too much to stand, Raymond.

You think I'm gaining weight?

You sure?

I'm soaked.

Where'd you walk the dog?

By Trinity Road.

You're doing way over there.

Dad said to take him on long walks.

Well, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

It wasn't that far, really.

Trinity Road sounds far to me.

Well, that's what I'll tell Dad,

but it wasn't that far, really.

If you're bored, why don't you call some friends?

I don't have any friends around here.

Sure you do.

How about Nicky and some of those guys?

I'll feel like calling them.

What about Mara O'Connell?

Why should I call her?

I thought you liked her.

Didn't you sleep with her last year?

What gave you that idea?

It's just as well.

She was sleazy.

She was not.

I thought you didn't like her.

I don't, but that doesn't mean that she's sleazy.

You could tell she had round heels.

And what does that mean?

Why don't you show me that draft now?

I don't know about this.

By insisting that HIV-positive children remain in school,

the government can ensure they will not

be ostracized at the cost of painful and unnecessary

psychological trauma.

What's wrong with that?

Is this spelled right?

Well, stigmatized would be better.

They would be scarred emotionally

in a stigma as a scar or a wound.

I think ostracized is fine.

And why did you ask me to read this?

Wait a second.

I think you should be a little more open-minded and less

defensive about your work, Raymond.

I'm not defensive.

I think ostracize is fine.

Hand me the dictionary.

Just hand me the dictionary.

Stop it!

Turn around.

Looking for me?

I was just walking the dog.

You want to go for a walk?

Actually, I was already doing that.

I mean to a particular place.

He's a salesman, so he travels all the time.

Why don't you hire a nurse?

Well, my dad's had a bad couple of years, you know.

So what's your father do?

He's a psychiatrist.

What's uh-oh?

That guy's just kids are always fucked up.

They're not.

Pamela Hedden? You know her?

Pamela Hedden's father's a shrink, and she drove his car into the A&P last year.

All the way back to the meat section.

What are you gonna talk about?

You think everything would be wonderful when you get into a good school, don't you?

Why are you so cynical?

Cynical? I'm not cynical.

Just a little sunshiny, maybe.

What's that supposed to mean?

Why do you believe in all the things your parents want, don't you?

You mean I'm naive?

Yeah, probably.

But you don't even know me.

Well, I know your type.

I met people like you at school.

Let me see if I got this right.

You're gonna be a senior in high school.

You haven't even applied to college yet, but you got your bags packed already.

You got your number two pencil sharpened.

You're all set. You're ready to go, right?

I don't know why I brought you down here.

That's a good question.

Why did you bring me down here?

I'm leaving now.

Okay, we can talk about college.

Forget it!

Come on. Come on. I'm sorry. I was just giving you a hard time, okay?

Okay. How about, uh, quantum mechanics?

I don't like physics. No physics. Fine. No physics!

Um, all right. How about ecosystems under environmental stress?

I think I'm under environmental stress. How about you?

Where's the dog? Oh, my God. I have to go.

Uh, thanks for bringing me down here.

I'm disappointed.

You're not home a week, you'll leave your mother alone

without dinner?

I just walked the dog.

For three hours?

There's no way it was three hours.

Ray, all I ask is that you take care of your mother.

Is that so hard?

You told me to walk the dog.

I told you not to tell her about the long walks.

Now she calls me, she's all over my ass.

Look, first you say take him on long walks,

then she says don't take him on long walks.

Then you want me to lie about this whole thing?

Ray, I don't want to argue.

Hey, guess how many tapes I sold today, huh?

Come on, take a guess.

Half a million.

Nobody sells half a million tapes.

Be realistic.

You said to take a guess.

Well, use a little sense.

Why don't you just tell me?

Come on, try again.

A quarter million.

God's sake, don't you know anything about sales?

Obviously not.

I sold 11,000 tapes today.

Dog doesn't like long walks.

He loves the hooks.

You're a whale here.

I don't.

Careful, God damn it.

What the hell is the matter with you today?

Shouldn't you have crutches by now?

You're too weak.

All the literature says you should be mobile as soon

as possible.

My body can't or cannot handle it.

Who'd you see?

I don't care to play charades, thank you.

A girl.

What girl?

What difference does it make?

What difference it makes?

I'm stuck here in this room, and I've

offered to help you complete an essay

so that you can get into a good medical school.

And I'm not doing it so that you can

play beach blanket bingo.

Mara O'Connell?

For God's sake, will you forget about her?

Well, then who was it?

Tony who?

Tony Peck.

Who's she?

She's just a girl.

She got another year at Central.

Oh, Jesus, Raymond.

She's a little young for you, isn't she?

Is she pretty?

I don't know.

You don't know whether you think a girl is pretty or not.

This is unbelievable.

Am I prying?

Let me tell you one thing, Raymond.

If you're a grown man, you can do what you want,

but you're not to do it under this roof while I'm here.

Do you understand?

God's sake.

Not while this is my house.

Be sure to use a condom.

These are dangerous times.

I'm sorry to bother you again.

What do you want?

To water my garden?

Is that what you call me?

I want to apologize.

I'm not too happy lying around here all day.

I'm sorry.

Honey, the skin on my foot is getting so dry,

and I can't reach it.

Would you please?

No, not like that.

Like what?

Put your hands first to warm it up.

You can never get your father to do these things for me

Why not?

Oh, you know how he is.

No, I don't know how he is.

First of all, he's never here.

And when he is, he comes home in the crankiest mood.

So why don't you just talk to him about it?

The other foot.

Why don't you just talk to him about it?

He gets mad, and then he doesn't want to talk.

And then I get depressed, and I don't want to talk either.

We'll just say, look, this is very important to me.

I want to spend some time relaxing with you.

But you always come home so tense.

I think we could possibly enjoy ourselves

if you gave it a chance.

That feels great, honey.

Why don't you just say that to him?

You can't change people after a certain age, Raymond.

What's the point of living if you look at it that way?

You never had a cast, did you?

What's the matter?

Yes, dear.

You scared the shit out of me.

What's going on?

Not much. How about you?

A little of this, a little of that.

How's spring semester?

Not bad. How about you?

Too much work.

Not enough partying.

Speaking of, do you want to come out?

I can't.

Why not?

I'm kind of busy.

Busy doing what?

Spanking the monkey?

House college.

Are you getting any pussy?

Do you like a cigar?

I don't think so.

What have you guys been up to?

People's painters!

We'll scrape, prep and paint your house in two weeks.

Or three or four.

Or five or six.

Holy shit.

Ten points for Bambi.

Ray, see if you can do this.

Take a hyperbolic paraboloid in a cone,

and the paraboloid intersects the top of the cone, right?

Now what is the volume of the cone?

Curtis, will you shut the fuck up? I want to see if you can do it. You know, you can do it

The question is can you do it? I can do it. Okay, go ahead

You start with the rectangular coordinates. That's that's the first half, right?

Shut the fuck up. I can do that. I said shut up. You shut up. You shut up. Hey

What'd you say?

Give me my lighter, man.

Stunt charlater?

Give me my...

I knew this was gonna happen, man.

Give me...

They're looking there.

Don't bang it like that.

Don't fucking bang it like that.

Let go of me.

Don't fucking bang it.

So you're on the big money-some-money track, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

So do you know what you want to study?

I'm gonna major in English lit.

You wanna teach?

So do you know what you want to study?

I'm going to major in English lit.

You want to teach?

Fuck no.

Hey, will you fuckheads knock it off?

Ray, come here.

If you want to go swimming, right,

there's a little open spot of water

down there between the rusty car and the logs.

What do you think?

Do it together?

I look as stupid as you, Curtis.

We don't think you're stupid.

We think you're a pussy.

Fuck you, Joe.

That's enough.

Mr. Valedictorian.

You know, Ray, the only reason I'm saying this

is because you never do anything with us.

I mean, you didn't drop acid.

You didn't go four-wheeling.

You didn't go rock climbing.

You didn't get any pussy either.

Now, Ray, are you too afraid of the big pussy fish?

Yeah, I said leave him alone, man.

Yeah, that's enough.

Let's leave him alone.

Let's let him go home to his red-hot mom.

Yeah, she's hot as mommy.

Oh, shit.

I don't fucking believe Ray Ibelli just threw a punch.

Did he connect, man?

Did he connect?

Holy shit, Jesus Christ.

Wait, no, let me...

Oh, my God.

Oh, no!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Get off him!

Get off him!

Oh, no!

Come on, leave him alone!

Wait, calm down, man.

Fuck you!

Holy shit!

Ray, you all right?

Man, he's a total asshole.

Oh, shit.

Here, here.

I got it.

You fucking punched him in his face.

Dude, dude.

Don't worry about it, man.

He's a dick.

You have a toke.

Come on.

Come on, Ray.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on, Ray!

Busting on that guy's like a bad habit.

You guys promised you weren't going to do this.

Don't look at me, man.

I was taking a piss.

It's time for me to leave.

I just want to talk about making some new arrangements.

It's very easy to get distracted with your goals

at this age, and I know because it happened to me.

I said that we don't have to talk about it.

What do you want me to do?

Call Aunt Helen.

Oh, Lord, have mercy on my soul.

Your father won't allow her in the house.

Oh, we don't have to tell him.

That'd be pretty hard to get away with.

Why does he have so many stupid rules?

Don't talk about him that way.

Well, that's true.

He wasn't always such a crank.

I find that hard to believe.

He wasn't.

When I met him, he had a convertible,

a beautiful apartment in New York.

We threw a lot of parties.

He had more money than anybody I knew.

Oh, so big deal.

If you'd gone to medical school, you'd be earning a hell

of a lot more money than he does.

Don't start that again, OK, Raymond?

It's true.

You could always go back to school.

I don't have the discipline you do.

Oh, come on. Look at these books.

You read more than I do.

I can't do it.

Why not?

Because that was the deal.

What deal?

Your father didn't want to have children, OK?

So what does that have to do with anything?

Well, that.

No, it doesn't.

You could have found a way to go to school.

All right, look.

If it means that much to you to leave, I will call Helen.

There's no guarantee she'll be available.

I'd like to have my shower now.

Dad didn't want to have children?

What do you want me to do with this?

Wash my back.

Is that a birthmark?

Don't blame me if this setup doesn't

give you any privacy.

Sort of shaped like a little shopping cart, isn't it?

It's not the first time you've seen it.

That time used to be a big hit around here.

You always got an erection when we played with this little boat

made out of soap.

I called it the Boner Boat.

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.

I don't even like my talker.

This is Dr. Joyce Wilson at the Surgeon General's office.

We were so disappointed Raymond couldn't join us this summer.

And when we got his essay on pebble coffee,

What is she talking about?

We're very impressed.

Well, I've talked to our budget office, and...

He hasn't finished that essay yet.

We're still working on it.

Mrs. Ibelli?

It's fine.

Good, because I've talked to our budget office,

and they're willing to double Raymond's disbursement

so you could hire a nurse.

How does that sound?

I'll have to discuss it with Raymond,

or rather my husband.

Well, we'd love Raymond to come down this weekend.

I know it's short notice, but we're having a conference.

I'll get back to you.

You sent them the essay?

You didn't have to let me keep working on it like some idiot

when they already had it.

You were so stubborn about working on it,

I just thought you enjoyed it.

Oh, what, indulge your poor bedridden mother?

What'd they say?

They're going to give you some more money

so we can hire a nurse.

They want you to go down this weekend.

Yes, yes.

I guess they must have liked it quite a bit.

I'm not surprised.

You're a good writer.

God, this is fantastic, isn't it?

Just when you think there's no solution, bam.

You got what you wanted.

I'm happy for you.

It's kind of late to get a nurse by this weekend, isn't it?

Hey, maybe we could get Aunt Helen to come for the weekend.

It won't be that bad.

Get your crutches soon, all right?

You'll be more mobile.

You'll be flying around here.

Maybe you could even go back to work early.

I guess we better start packing.

Should I call in Helen?

No, I'll call her.

Do you need anything?

I think I'll be seeing you again.

I can go to Washington.

They'll give me more money, I can go.

Which one do you like to work on?

Which one do I like?

Yeah, what's your main interest?

I have no idea.

That's weird.

Why is it weird?

I don't know, I just thought you'd have

a real passion for something.

I think I like organ transplants.

Is that what you wrote about?

No, I wrote about children with AIDS.

How come?

Because that's where people say the future is.

What's wrong?

Are you sure?

I just, I don't wanna do anything

you're not comfortable with.

I think I'm pretty comfortable with this.

Do you know your lips aren't moving?

They're not?

Can I ask you something?

Are you attracted to me?

Are you relaxed?

I am relaxed.

Then can you stop talking, please?

Girlfriend back at school or something.

No, why?

Because I think you're holding back for some reason.

I'm not.

Are you gay?

It's totally cool with me because there's no judging sexual preference.

What are you talking about?

I'm just saying it's not an issue with me.

What are you so nervous about?

I'm not nervous.

I'm saying I've read a lot about gender politics,

and I'm totally comfortable with whatever.

I'm not nervous.

Will you shut up, please?

Don't tell me to shut up.

I'm sorry.

You did that.

You just keep talking.

Prove something, my god.

I knew we shouldn't have done this.

You're way too young.

Farmer's cheese is very good for the bones.

Loaded with calcium to hasten ossification.

And pineapple gives you acid to aid digestion.

You probably have no idea what your own cousins are up to,

do you? Not really. Richard's a bond trader. Just bought a second home in

Rhode Island. Kathy's a chiropractor. She lives in Rochester. You should visit them.

I don't get up to Rochester very often. You could always call. Just pick up the

phone. We were never very close. Family's our greatest asset and you'll find that

out as you get older. Got the groceries and watered the garden, changed the shower

and Helen's also with the house and the dog.

She has a list in there, so she's gonna call,

so everything's pretty much under control.

Good. Close the door.

Because I have to tell you something.

Why do I have to close the door?

Fine. Leave it open.

I got a phone call from your little friend's father.

Dr. Peck. That's his name, isn't it?

Tony's father called?

He said you got too rough with his daughter.

He wanted to know if you'd ever seen her shrink,

and then there was some ridiculous comment

about the state of your sexual identity.

Now, we don't have to talk about it,

but I think it might be a good idea.

Ready for more calcium?

Helen, no more cheese.

Oh, that's not what your bones would say.

We're having a private conversation.

Oh, I could take a hint.

Oh, it's all right. It's all right.

Just leave it. I'll clean it up.

You want to leave us alone now?

Now, Raymond is supposed to be at the train at 6 o'clock.

Is that correct?

You know, Tom doesn't think I'm a very good driver.

Good driver.

I haven't had an accident in 30 years.

Once, someone bumped into me at a stop sign,

but it wasn't my fault.

And every time, Tom brings it up and he's like,

No need to shout.

I can't believe a little bitch talked to her father.

Hey, well, why did she do it?

I told you to watch who you fool around with

or there would be problems.

It's so goddamn complicated.

It's not exactly a physics problem, Raymond.

It may as well be.

Some girls just don't know what they want.

There are times for everybody when sex is awkward.

You just can't force yourself on anyone.

Well, I didn't.

Apparently, she thinks you did.

But I didn't.

Then why does she think you did?

I did.

Look, we were sitting like this, OK?

And we were just talking.

And it got really quiet.

And she was staring at me.

And so I figured she wants me to kiss her, right?

So I did.

First of all, her lips weren't moving.

They weren't moving at all?

No. Okay, so fine. So I was really careful, and I went really slow.

But then she starts asking me what's wrong with me, and am I attracted to her, and am I gay, for God's sake?

Okay, so fine. So I went faster, and I was just, I just kissed her harder, and I was touching her harder, and like this, and she freaked out.

You touched her like that?

Like what?

That was pretty hard.

That's hard?

That's hard, isn't it?

Be gentle, Raymond.

Come on.

You know how to be gentle.

Her skin, touch her hair.

I don't think she should have talked to her father.

Who called your names?

You better get to bed.

I've got an early train.

Is there anything else?

Oh, yes.

You can get me a dry man and hat and an extra razor blade.

Are you still up?

Can't sleep.

You're just nervous about your trip.

She keeps bringing me this goddamn cheese and I keep eating it.

You will, don't you?

Once someone popped into me and...

Good morning! Is everything alright?

It's a matter of family.

You don't lock the door.

Where in the world have you been?

I'm sure he won't.

Without your shoes?

He's doing all over the floor.

I swear, this is the most disorganized house

in all of America.

Can you answer the phone?

What's going on?

Mom, what a surprise to hear from you.

He's here.

Is he staying in?

That's for sure.

What's going on, Ray?

Nobody answers the damn phone?

I'm sorry.

I was outside.

Listen, Ray, I'm in real trouble here.

I need some very important samples.

You go in my office, they're behind the desk,

they're on the floor, the sample tape's called,

How to Project a Power Image.

Why don't you come home and pick up the samples yourself?

Because I'm in danger of losing a major account, Susan.

How many times have I told you to take

a complete step on each trip?

If you ran your business right, you wouldn't have to travel

all the time, would you?

And make the money, let other people travel for them.

What's the matter with traveling, Susan?

I like to travel.

God, you got to find him, Ray.

Did you hear me?

You haven't touched the car, have you?

How about the dog?

You taking good care of him?

The dog seems fine.

How about the teeth?

Please find the samples, Ray.

Well, you've got to.

I'll hold.

Where are you going?

Well, as long as you're here, you can help me take your mother

to her doctor's appointment.

You take her.

I wasn't going to be here at all, was I?

But you are, and we certainly could use your help.

I'm sure you can manage.

He's probably got a girl to see.

I don't have a girl to see.

Helen, can you do me a favor?

Shut your big, fat mouth for once!

Helen, Helen, wait.

I'm sorry, OK?

Please don't go.

Just give me one second.

Helen, I'm sorry.

I swear to God, I didn't mean it.

You said you'd have to get ready for my appointment.

What happened to your skin?

You've got such lovely skin, and you've rubbed it raw.

Do me a favor and don't worry about it, OK?

How do you expect me to get to town?

Call a taxi.

I don't want to call a taxi.

Shit, here comes Walter Wheaton.

Hi, Walter.

How's it going?

I thought you'd like to know.

I saw your dog head into the woods behind my house.

Oh, all right.

Raymond will get him later.

But right now, we're late for an appointment.

Taking good care of your mother, Raymond?

You really have to go, OK, Walter?

You tell your dad he should slow down.

Stop and stop.

How are you?

Hanging in there.

I get my crutches today.

We've been shopping for shoes.

You know what that's like.

Is he as picky as Raymond?

What do you think?

If he had his way, he'd wear sneakers all year round.

But he is not about to wear sneakers to his sister's wedding.

Don't I know it?

He's strictly into that horrendous grunge thing.

What kind of shoes do you like to see on a guy, friend?

I'm sure you have a preference.

Mrs. Gibson to you.

You know, I got a funny story about shoes.

Would you lower your voice?

I was at Jones Beach, right?

And this short, chunky guy with pale white skin

comes walking down the beach, and he's wearing a bathing suit,

black socks, and black shoes.

And he's got the biggest damn feet

that I've ever seen in my whole entire life.

I mean, their gunboats.

And he walks over, and he sits down

between these two beautiful girls and bikinis, right?

So I'm thinking there's gotta be some correlation here

between shoe size.

All right, that's enough.

Mrs. DiBelle, Dr. Marcus will see you now.

Now, try and move around every day, all right?

Healing process needs a little help.

You should have picked these crutches up a week ago, Raymond.

But apparently, your mother likes

to spend much of her time in the horizontal position.

God, what did I just say?

The point is, with legs as pretty as yours,

I'd hate to see this break heel in a bad way.

You stop it, Roger.

Say, mom was just telling me about that internship.

He's very impressed, Raymond.

You know, I'd be glad to write a general letter

of recommendation for any of your endeavors.

Isn't that great?

I remember when I was in your shoes.

I got a great story about shoes.

Raymond will call you this week.

What was that ridiculous business

with the shoes, for God's sake?

Fran wrote it up.

Stop calling her Fran.

Yes, she has a cast on her leg.

Would you know any place that would have someone who could

start either today or tomorrow?

I should have waited until Monday.

I'd like to go this weekend.

You should have thought of that before you insulted your aunt.

I wouldn't be here at all if you hadn't taken those pills.

Don't use that against me.

Then don't tell me that I missed my train

because I insulted Anne Helen because it's bullshit.

Not entirely.

Did you have to tell your father every goddamn detail

about what we did?

I was mad at you.

He called my mother.

You're right. I shouldn't have told him.

Then why did you?

Because you got so rough.

You didn't like anything that I did.

I thought you were being weird.

Weird? What is weird?

Tell me what weird is.

How many people have you kissed?

I don't know.

Look, I'm sorry if I made you feel like there's

something wrong with you.

I'm sorry, too.

I'm very sorry.

But there's nothing wrong with me, OK?

But there's something completely wrong with you.

If you have to run home and tell your father,

God knows what about what happened between you and me.

You're scared, OK?

I thought you were supposed to be in Washington.

Well, you couldn't stay.

What are you gonna do?

Fuckin' know.

Maybe we could just sit in and talk for a while if you don't mind.

Did you ever think about that?

You never thought about it?

Maybe once.

Phil Oaks hung himself with a belt over a door.

He made a loop in the belt.

He put the other end of the belt over the top of the door and then he closed it.

So when do you think you'll leave?

As soon as we get a nurse.

Maybe we could get together before then.

How's it going, Ray?

What are you doing here?

I live here, don't I?

So you leave your mother alone for half the night?

Three o'clock in the morning, isn't it?

I don't know.

Was it an emergency?

I assume that it was an emergency

because that's the only reason

that you'd use my car.

I found out Helen was here.

I thought that was pretty interesting.

I don't like to have her in my house.

I know.

Then what the hell was she doing here?

So I could go to Washington.

Sorry, I didn't catch that.

So I could go to Washington.

Oh, that's just wonderful.

Leave your mother with my psychotic sister.

What the hell do you care?

Just look out for number one, right?

Look what I found.

I swear to God, I couldn't find them.

Now I have to fly back there first thing in the morning.

You came back just for those?

These are what pay the bills around here.

I think we have a very... Frank!

Who Vaccaro gave me that dog?

He'd gone to Australia to sell the discount chains.

Fell in love with these pups.

I know you and you're much of my work.

It's not true. Come on, Ray. I know this score.

I just wish that you didn't have to travel so much.

It's the name of the game in sales.

Sometimes I think I miss not seeing more of what's going on.

This trip has been a disaster so far.

I don't know what the fuck is happening to the video market, all right?

With or without the loans and the scholarships.

You spend a year at home, you can spend a year.

We work together, we make some money, and you go back to school.

I have a problem with that. Can we talk about this, please?

Sure, we can talk about it.

Okay. If I just...

Goddamn it.

Frankie! Come on, boy!

Come on! There's my boy!

Hey, where you been?

Where you been, you little old rascal?

How's the leg?

Still sore.

How sore?

Keeps me up most nights.

Yeah, come on, he's been in the...

What was your idea?

If he came on with me as a salesman,

I could double what I'm doing now.

He doesn't want to go into the business with you, Tom.

He wants to be a doctor.

Okay, I don't have any problem with that.

Why can't he be a salesman now and a doctor later?

He's young.

There's got to be some way for him to get back to school.

It's his fault.

I'll gladly show you the numbers.

They just don't add up.

What are you doing here?

I want to talk to you.

This is, uh, it's a bad time.

Why can't I come to your house?

Is it because I'm too young?

No, of course not.

Look, can we talk later?

I want to talk now.

Show me your room.

My mother's sleeping.

I asked you not to do this, Raymond.

We're not doing anything.

Shouldn't you be at home studying for the SATs

or something?

I want to see why Raymond can't have me over to his house.

Raymond can have you over to his house.

Raymond just can't fuck you at his house.

By the way, I don't know why he'd want to after all

the trouble you've caused him.

That's enough.

She's leaving.

I want to see how you can have so much inappropriate control

over his life.

That's this how you like them, little baby psycho babble?

At least she's not holding pathetics.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Are you sick?

I think you are talking to me like that.

What do you think you are?

I'll get it.

Mrs. Ibelli?

Did you do this to my daughter?

Let's get one thing straight.

Your daughter was in my son's room with her shirt off.

I'm not concerned about the sex.

Why are psychologists always such permissive parents?

Tony and I have talked about sex.

I'm confident she knows what she's doing.

You realize you could be facing a lawsuit, Mrs. Ivelli.

Oh, lawsuit?

You must be kidding.

You assaulted my daughter.

Oh, that would make the summer complete, then.

I break my leg.

Tom goes on another business trip.

Raymond skips his internship.

I find these two humping in my house,

and now you're telling me that I'm looking at a lawsuit.

I'm not here to discuss your personal problems.

Oh, what would you like to discuss, then?

Think I'm some kind of monster?

I know I lost my temper, but I'm not a very happy woman right now, and if that's a crime, then you go ahead and sue me.

I'm sorry I hit your daughter, but it was an accident. I was angry at Raymond.

Wait a minute.

My doctor has me on so much medication, I don't know whether I'm coming or going.

Darva sent for the pain in my leg, and Zola for depression.

Are you okay?

The cornea is scratched.

I'm sorry, but I told you not to come over here.

Don't you even care what happened to me?

Who gave you the Zoloft?

My MD.

Do you have an analyst?

Oh, do you think that's worthwhile?

You too?

I address, that was a stupid question.

I'm sorry, I haven't offered you anything to drink.

Iced tea will be fine.

So what did you do when I left?

What did you say to her?

Getting a little tired of your evasiveness.

Sounds like you're alone a lot.

Alone a great deal of the time.

I'm jealous of Tony and Ray.

Maybe you're right.

What did you say your first name was, doctor?

It's gone.

I don't know.

Actually, it's quite common.

We're old and over the hill.

They're young and just starting.

Who wouldn't be jealous?

Put another nail in the coffin, Henry.

Take care now.

And don't forget to bring me that doctor's bill.

He's certainly a nice man.

Why didn't you tell me about him?

I don't know him.

Well, he's coming to dinner with Tony.

No, he's not.

We haven't had company in ages.

It could be just what we need to pick us up.

Are you out of your mind?

start acting like your father.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to have people over.

Does it occur to you that this might not be the best time

to start entertaining again?

I don't see why not.

What are you doing?

We'll see how dad feels about all this.

Don't do it.

He won't believe you.

All right, you know, two seconds and I'll take care of it.

I'm in a meeting, Ray.

Are you nuts?

I just got back to Seattle.

What's the big emergence?

No, she's not OK.

Stop playing around, Ray.

What happened?

I can't stay here all year.

Hey, Vic, how's it going?

Natural situation, Ray.

I still can't afford school next year.

I know that.

Then don't try anything dramatic,

because it won't work.

I don't care where I go, but I can't stay here.

I'm sorry.

Would you excuse me for a second?

This is just a little family matter.

Oh, I'm telling you what's going on.

Your mother wouldn't do something that sick.

But I would.

I don't know what you're capable of, Ray.

But I've been married to your mother for over 20 years.

I think I know.

I don't believe it.

I don't even want to repeat what he just said.

Look, he's very upset about having to stay here.

Ray, what is the matter with you?

This is crazy.

Tell him the truth.

Would you hang up so I can talk to your father?

Tell him the truth.

I'll call you later.

She has a birthmark on her ass, Dad, doesn't she?

Birthmark is shaped like the shopping cart.

What the hell was he doing in the shower?

It wasn't just a shower, Dad.

Enough, Raymond.

I said, let me call you later.

Get him some help.

I really don't need this now.

Things are going very badly.

I'm in a real crisis here.

Honey, don't worry about it.

I'll call you right back.

Don't hang up, Dad.

Come on, Tom.

We haven't got all day.

Hey, I'm done.

I'm with you.

Listen, I was thinking something.

The hamburgers are ready.

Come on, before they get cold.

Raymond, I went to the trouble to make this.

Would you please get out here and eat it?

Do anything around here?

What's Val doing, sticking out of the door?

Stop it.

Sorry about the other night, man.

I spoke to Curtis, and he says he's sorry, too.

What are you doing?

Choking my mother.

Ha ha ha.

Then I guess you better go to the house, huh?

Good piece here today.

Tarzan, king of dicks.

I don't know how I rang, but it's like Popeye ate his spinach.

First you take a hyperbolic paraboloid in a cone,

and the paraboloid intersects the top of the cone, right?

Now you try and find the volume of the solid bounded by the cone and the paraboloid.

Oh my god, it's like we're in a Rodder stunt theme.

We're in a stunt theme?

We're in a stunt theme?

I don't know, are we in a Rodder stunt theme?

How the fuck does that song go?

Mein Hut?

Mein Hut.

Mein Hut!

Mein Hut!

Here we go.

Mein Hut, er hat, mein Hut, er hat drei Ecken.

Drei Ecken hat mein Hut und hat er nicht.

Drei, nicht, nicht, drei Ecken, denn ist er nicht.

Mein Hut, Mein Hut

We find each other

Where is he?

I don't see him

What if something happened to him?

We gotta find a way to get down there

Can't climb down these fucking cliffs

Well then what are we gonna do?

If you can hear us, yell!

We gotta go call the cops

What the fuck happened to you?

No quarry, no quarry