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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,185 --> 00:01:20,953 So are you really sick? 2 00:01:21,119 --> 00:01:23,922 You're not just trying to get out of going to see my mother? 3 00:01:26,088 --> 00:01:28,323 Well, Peg, that hurts. 4 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:33,026 You know how much I love that huge, fat woman. 5 00:01:35,058 --> 00:01:37,094 Yeah, we're really sick, Mom. 6 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:40,463 I think we have Monte Cristo's revenge. 7 00:01:41,462 --> 00:01:43,530 Well... 8 00:01:43,829 --> 00:01:45,797 ...Mom is gonna be really disappointed. 9 00:01:45,963 --> 00:01:49,934 You know, ever since her dog, Rusty, died, the only comfort she has... 10 00:01:50,099 --> 00:01:52,868 ...is patting your head till she falls asleep. 11 00:01:53,033 --> 00:01:54,835 I am not a Labrador retriever. 12 00:01:55,334 --> 00:01:57,870 And I never bought the fact that a full-grown dog... 13 00:01:58,036 --> 00:02:02,774 ...could accidentally wrap itself in bacon and fall in a microwave oven. 14 00:02:03,238 --> 00:02:05,507 Well, what other explanation could there have been? 15 00:02:05,806 --> 00:02:08,476 Well, maybe he could have told us if his mouth hadn't been... 16 00:02:08,774 --> 00:02:11,477 ...accidentally toothpicked shut. 17 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:15,044 You know, I don't know. 18 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:17,012 They find one flea collar in your bed... 19 00:02:17,177 --> 00:02:19,446 ...and you're branded for life as a dog eater. 20 00:02:19,746 --> 00:02:23,149 Oh, well. Gee, I wonder what's taking Bud so long. 21 00:02:23,314 --> 00:02:25,716 I sent him to the magazine stand to get Mom some... 22 00:02:25,882 --> 00:02:28,118 ...of those larger-women romance novels. 23 00:02:28,283 --> 00:02:31,519 She wanted The Pie Man Always Rings Twice. 24 00:02:34,786 --> 00:02:37,455 Well, they were all out of the Pie Man saga... 25 00:02:37,754 --> 00:02:39,355 ...so I got her another old favorite: 26 00:02:39,521 --> 00:02:42,224 The Red Fudge of Courage. 27 00:02:44,524 --> 00:02:46,126 Wait a second. 28 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:50,362 - What's with them? - We're sick, so we're not going. 29 00:02:51,093 --> 00:02:53,429 I mean: 30 00:02:54,795 --> 00:02:56,497 So that's it. 31 00:02:56,796 --> 00:02:59,299 Mom, I'm telling you, they're not sick. 32 00:02:59,464 --> 00:03:03,769 I saw them whispering and plotting in clipped and hushed tones. 33 00:03:04,233 --> 00:03:07,136 They don't love Grandma as much as I do. 34 00:03:08,035 --> 00:03:09,803 Why was I not included? 35 00:03:11,336 --> 00:03:13,204 Come on, Bud, let's go. 36 00:03:13,370 --> 00:03:14,838 You gonna miss me, honey? 37 00:03:15,004 --> 00:03:17,140 Well, I can't until you leave. 38 00:03:22,474 --> 00:03:24,543 Well, you know, I left you plenty of food. 39 00:03:24,842 --> 00:03:27,211 It's at the supermarket. 40 00:03:28,477 --> 00:03:31,314 Have a good time, Junior Mint. 41 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,514 Damn you. 42 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,049 Damn you both. 43 00:03:36,315 --> 00:03:38,383 Damn your eyes. 44 00:03:38,915 --> 00:03:40,250 Come on, Bud. 45 00:03:40,417 --> 00:03:43,420 Grandma needs a sitz bath. 46 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,056 If it takes me 1000 years and 1000 lives... 47 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:52,056 ...I'll make you pay for this. 48 00:03:52,221 --> 00:03:54,324 This I vow. 49 00:03:56,791 --> 00:03:58,225 Have a good time at Grandma's. 50 00:03:58,391 --> 00:04:01,294 Yeah, tell her we said, "Moo." 51 00:04:06,795 --> 00:04:08,797 They're gone. 52 00:04:15,533 --> 00:04:19,036 Now, Kelly, we're gonna be spending a whole week together. 53 00:04:19,201 --> 00:04:22,171 And you might hear a "yippee" or a "yow" from me. 54 00:04:22,336 --> 00:04:24,604 That doesn't mean I don't miss your mama. 55 00:04:24,904 --> 00:04:28,307 Just like the changing of the locks don't mean I don't want her back. 56 00:04:29,005 --> 00:04:32,909 Just adults express their sadness in different ways. 57 00:04:33,074 --> 00:04:34,809 And I express mine by doing the bump. 58 00:04:39,143 --> 00:04:41,279 Life is good. 59 00:04:42,044 --> 00:04:44,981 - To me. - To us. 60 00:04:49,315 --> 00:04:50,316 I meant... 61 00:04:51,049 --> 00:04:55,821 ...two beers for you and none for me. 62 00:05:03,455 --> 00:05:06,057 Daddy, you know, we're gonna have a week to ourselves... 63 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:09,258 ...and I thought it would be a good idea to do something together. 64 00:05:09,424 --> 00:05:11,626 - We never have. - Well, sure we did. 65 00:05:11,925 --> 00:05:15,261 Well, the day you were born, I carried you from the hospital. 66 00:05:15,593 --> 00:05:21,466 And 10 years later, we had ice cream. And now here we are. 67 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:24,833 Okay. Well, how about if we just talk? 68 00:05:25,131 --> 00:05:26,165 Great. 69 00:05:26,332 --> 00:05:30,069 - So how's school? - I'm out of school, Daddy. 70 00:05:30,467 --> 00:05:32,869 Good. Good. 71 00:05:33,035 --> 00:05:34,636 So... 72 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,472 ...how old are you? 73 00:05:40,472 --> 00:05:43,942 Well, going by the number of birthday parties that you've thrown for me... 74 00:05:44,107 --> 00:05:45,942 ...I'm 3. 75 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:50,077 God, how the years go by. 76 00:05:50,843 --> 00:05:52,344 You don't know much about me, do you? 77 00:05:52,511 --> 00:05:55,381 I know that I carried you from the hospital when you were born. 78 00:05:55,545 --> 00:05:58,582 I remember because I accidentally left you on the top of the car. 79 00:06:00,914 --> 00:06:02,349 I was about to drive away... 80 00:06:02,515 --> 00:06:06,853 ...when I heard this sad little voice say, "Stop. You're forgetting me." 81 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:09,653 So I got out, let your mother in, and there you were. 82 00:06:13,453 --> 00:06:16,056 Oh, Daddy, I've never felt so close to you. 83 00:06:16,222 --> 00:06:19,191 So this week, let's make sure that we never see each other, okay? 84 00:06:19,356 --> 00:06:22,359 - That'd bring us even closer together. - Okay. 85 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,292 I'll see you next week. 86 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:26,394 - Bye, Dad. - Whatever. 87 00:06:32,129 --> 00:06:33,930 At last. 88 00:06:34,096 --> 00:06:36,499 Single with TV. 89 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:39,233 Pa? Pa? 90 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,601 Can I really keep the pig I raised as a pet? 91 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:46,471 Sure you can, son. Now, run along and do your chores. 92 00:06:51,038 --> 00:06:53,573 The boy sure is dumb. 93 00:06:55,407 --> 00:06:58,410 Who's that riding into the sun? 94 00:06:58,574 --> 00:07:01,577 Who's the man with the itchy gun? 95 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:04,912 Who's the man who kills for fun? 96 00:07:05,078 --> 00:07:06,946 Psycho Dad 97 00:07:07,111 --> 00:07:10,681 Psycho Dad, Dad 98 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:15,184 Quick with the gun But he loves his son 99 00:07:15,349 --> 00:07:18,519 Killed his wife Because she weighed a ton 100 00:07:18,683 --> 00:07:22,154 Psycho Dad 101 00:07:27,221 --> 00:07:28,689 Psycho Dad 102 00:07:28,989 --> 00:07:30,524 Psycho Dad 103 00:07:30,689 --> 00:07:33,259 Psycho Dad 104 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:43,364 Sorry, Peg, but I'm gonna have to leave you there... 105 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:46,932 ...as a lesson to other women who don't cook for me. 106 00:08:17,944 --> 00:08:19,479 Al. 107 00:08:19,645 --> 00:08:21,547 Al. 108 00:08:24,514 --> 00:08:26,983 Leave me alone, Peg. 109 00:08:27,148 --> 00:08:30,318 Al, let's fool around. 110 00:08:30,484 --> 00:08:32,486 Go away. 111 00:08:34,186 --> 00:08:35,720 Please? 112 00:08:36,020 --> 00:08:39,490 You know, pleading got you married, but it's not gonna get you-- 113 00:08:46,257 --> 00:08:49,561 Well, hello. 114 00:08:51,293 --> 00:08:53,995 Are you gonna make me beg? 115 00:08:54,361 --> 00:08:58,999 Oh, you will do things, but begging will not be one of them. 116 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,032 Daddy. 117 00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:07,035 Daddy? 118 00:09:09,202 --> 00:09:11,170 Daddy? 119 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,207 It's not what you think. 120 00:09:17,738 --> 00:09:19,707 It couldn't be. 121 00:09:20,307 --> 00:09:22,909 By the way, what the hell are you doing here? 122 00:09:23,074 --> 00:09:24,742 I'm sick. 123 00:09:26,476 --> 00:09:31,247 I wonder what Psycho Dad would do in a case like this. 124 00:09:33,146 --> 00:09:36,282 There, there, pumpkin. There, there. 125 00:09:48,453 --> 00:09:50,789 God, what a day in the shoe store. 126 00:09:52,222 --> 00:09:53,523 We had a clearance sale. 127 00:09:53,689 --> 00:09:57,793 We had to get rid of all our size 13 quadruple D's. 128 00:09:58,257 --> 00:10:00,326 Store was packed with women. 129 00:10:00,492 --> 00:10:04,162 Well, there were actually only two in the store, but it was wall-to-wall. 130 00:10:06,128 --> 00:10:08,797 You know, you'd think that women with big, fat feet... 131 00:10:09,096 --> 00:10:12,800 ...would be slim and beautiful, but surprisingly... 132 00:10:13,664 --> 00:10:15,366 Daddy, I'm sick. 133 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,833 Will you make me some toast? 134 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:19,268 Well, Kelly, you were here all day. 135 00:10:19,434 --> 00:10:21,503 Couldn't you make some yourself? 136 00:10:21,668 --> 00:10:23,036 No. 137 00:10:23,202 --> 00:10:25,705 You are your mother's daughter, aren't you? 138 00:10:26,303 --> 00:10:28,606 Would you mind telling me why you couldn't make some? 139 00:10:28,771 --> 00:10:30,840 Isn't it obvious? 140 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:32,508 Because I am sick. 141 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:35,510 And if I touch the bread, then I would get my germs on it... 142 00:10:35,674 --> 00:10:38,744 ...and then I would be eating my own germs. 143 00:10:42,545 --> 00:10:44,780 Oh, and another reason is we don't have any bread. 144 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:50,450 Well, if we don't have any bread, how can you expect me to make toast? 145 00:10:51,182 --> 00:10:53,217 Oh, no. 146 00:10:53,383 --> 00:10:56,453 Why didn't you call me so I could've picked some up on the way home? 147 00:10:56,618 --> 00:10:58,987 Isn't it obvious? 148 00:10:59,552 --> 00:11:02,655 Because if I used the phone, then I would be getting germs on it... 149 00:11:02,821 --> 00:11:05,123 ...and then I would be talking to my own germs. 150 00:11:08,457 --> 00:11:10,359 Come on, get me some bread, Daddy. 151 00:11:10,524 --> 00:11:12,692 Wait. I'm just waiting to hear something. 152 00:11:18,327 --> 00:11:20,129 Now I can go. 153 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,702 - Are you okay, Daddy? - Oh, great. 154 00:11:33,868 --> 00:11:38,273 Lucky for me, the hailstones stopped just as I pulled into the garage. 155 00:11:40,138 --> 00:11:42,140 - What are you doing? - Eating pizza. 156 00:11:42,405 --> 00:11:46,109 - Some for me? - Oh, no, it's all gone, Daddy. 157 00:11:46,274 --> 00:11:49,377 Too bad, because it was a real good one too. 158 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:53,212 - Who the hell is this? - I'm Artie from Pizza By Jake. 159 00:11:56,112 --> 00:11:59,182 You owe me 7.50 plus a tip. 160 00:11:59,346 --> 00:12:01,415 I'll give you a tip. 161 00:12:09,885 --> 00:12:12,588 Doors are hard. 162 00:12:13,819 --> 00:12:15,354 Keep the change. 163 00:12:22,591 --> 00:12:25,727 Let me ask you something. If you couldn't call me at work for bread... 164 00:12:25,892 --> 00:12:28,195 ...when did you decide you could call for pizza? 165 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,564 Well, I was thinking, and I remembered that old rhyme: 166 00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:34,731 "Feet are cold, starve for pizza." 167 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:36,731 No, wait, or is it: 168 00:12:36,897 --> 00:12:41,235 "Starve a pizza, eat cold feet"? 169 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,236 Well, at least we know your fever shot right past your IQ. 170 00:12:45,501 --> 00:12:48,737 Now, I guess we can... 171 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,473 Can use that bread a little later. 172 00:12:55,406 --> 00:12:57,107 So, what do you wanna do, Dad? 173 00:12:57,273 --> 00:13:00,643 Well, we could lower our heads and run into each other. 174 00:13:01,342 --> 00:13:04,111 Daddy, you're so funny. I love you. Do you love me? 175 00:13:04,276 --> 00:13:07,746 Well, love, hate-- Look, we're family. What's the difference? 176 00:13:08,912 --> 00:13:12,349 Kelly, go be sick in your room. Daddy wants to watch tube-top wrestling. 177 00:13:12,514 --> 00:13:14,382 No, but you can't, Daddy. 178 00:13:14,548 --> 00:13:17,251 Because tonight is the big music-video countdown. 179 00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:21,320 It's the top 10,000 classic videos of 1989. 180 00:13:21,484 --> 00:13:24,821 Come on. Watch with me, Daddy. Maybe you'll see one of your favorites. 181 00:13:25,119 --> 00:13:27,322 Well, I really like the oldies, you know: 182 00:13:27,487 --> 00:13:31,658 See me, touch me, feel me Marry me, kill me 183 00:13:33,723 --> 00:13:36,292 - Good night, pumpkin. - Oh, one more thing, Daddy. 184 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:40,229 Why, did you hear a tornado's coming? You want me to go out for pantyhose? 185 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:44,731 Daddy, you know I haven't worn pantyhose since I was 7. 186 00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:48,198 Anyway, while the pizza boy was going through the drawers... 187 00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:51,166 ...he found this. 188 00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:54,602 - What's that? - It's a bell. 189 00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:58,670 Remember, Mom got it last April Fools? 190 00:13:58,835 --> 00:14:01,238 She'd ring it, and you'd think dinner was ready... 191 00:14:01,403 --> 00:14:03,839 ...so you'd come running with a big smile on your face. 192 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:07,641 And then, when there'd be nothing to eat, we'd all be laughing and pointing. 193 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,175 And then you'd go on upstairs all sad and hungry. 194 00:14:13,909 --> 00:14:17,279 Please stop, Daddy. If I laugh, I'm gonna cough. 195 00:14:17,444 --> 00:14:19,312 But I was starving. 196 00:14:21,479 --> 00:14:23,514 "I was starv--" 197 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:29,252 Oh, God, you crack me up. Anyway, I just thought that... 198 00:14:29,415 --> 00:14:32,218 ...it would be a good idea to call you when I need something. 199 00:14:32,384 --> 00:14:36,154 But don't worry, I'm not gonna use it unless it is really, truly necessary. 200 00:14:42,888 --> 00:14:44,790 What? What? 201 00:14:45,924 --> 00:14:47,292 Oh, hi, Daddy. 202 00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:50,628 Oh, I was just playing along with the video. 203 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:55,430 And for the lack of one condom an entire life was ruined. 204 00:15:03,898 --> 00:15:05,800 Honey, I'm home. 205 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,670 How was your day? 206 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,904 Well, a wealthy executive's life is a busy one... 207 00:15:15,204 --> 00:15:16,872 ...but why should I bore you with that? 208 00:15:17,738 --> 00:15:20,340 Here's my paycheck. 209 00:15:21,706 --> 00:15:23,775 So, what did you do today, dear? 210 00:15:23,941 --> 00:15:28,579 Well, I watched TV and drank beer. 211 00:15:29,477 --> 00:15:31,312 You're so clever. 212 00:15:31,478 --> 00:15:32,712 I do what I can. 213 00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:35,814 Well, do what you can with me. 214 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,652 Daddy! 215 00:15:44,817 --> 00:15:47,587 Daddy! 216 00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:56,958 Daddy! 217 00:15:57,256 --> 00:16:00,226 What is it? What is it? 218 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:03,360 I can't sleep. 219 00:16:04,526 --> 00:16:06,328 Well, have you tried counting something? 220 00:16:06,494 --> 00:16:08,963 Like the seconds you have left to live? 221 00:16:10,496 --> 00:16:13,699 I want you to tell me a bedtime story. 222 00:16:14,831 --> 00:16:18,335 You know, like you never did when I was a child. 223 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,336 - Please? - It's not going to work. 224 00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:25,538 - Please? - Okay. 225 00:16:31,972 --> 00:16:34,207 It's not a happy story. 226 00:16:35,508 --> 00:16:38,678 It's a story of great sadness and woe. 227 00:16:39,276 --> 00:16:41,378 Once upon a time... 228 00:16:42,477 --> 00:16:45,380 ...there was a man who sold shoes. 229 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,316 He was a good man, but somehow... 230 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,949 ...good things never came to him. 231 00:16:53,382 --> 00:16:56,018 Did I mention he was a great athlete in high school? 232 00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:58,719 People cheered him. 233 00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:04,356 That was before the red thing appeared. 234 00:17:06,722 --> 00:17:09,525 Darkness fell on Shoetown. 235 00:17:10,424 --> 00:17:12,693 Who would take on the red beast? 236 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,759 Who would battle? 237 00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:17,027 Who would marry it? 238 00:17:18,794 --> 00:17:21,697 The little shoe man stepped forward. 239 00:17:22,529 --> 00:17:25,932 Or perhaps the others just stepped back. 240 00:17:27,432 --> 00:17:28,866 At any rate... 241 00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:32,302 ...an unholy union was born. 242 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:35,670 So were two unholy children. 243 00:17:36,536 --> 00:17:37,870 And the lowly shoe man... 244 00:17:38,036 --> 00:17:40,605 ...who once had been a mighty athlete in high school... 245 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:44,207 ...and scored four touchdowns in one game, and had many college offers... 246 00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:46,475 ...and could have made something of his life... 247 00:17:51,343 --> 00:17:52,844 ...laid down... 248 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:54,778 ...and died. 249 00:17:56,978 --> 00:17:58,513 The end. 250 00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:08,385 Al. 251 00:18:10,517 --> 00:18:14,054 As in "Al night long"? 252 00:18:17,021 --> 00:18:19,890 As in "Al I want." 253 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:24,526 Well, then Al you shall have. 254 00:18:26,025 --> 00:18:28,361 Honey, I'm home. 255 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:33,330 Al Hercules Bundy. 256 00:18:34,429 --> 00:18:35,630 Who is this person? 257 00:18:35,796 --> 00:18:37,732 Who's this, Alzy? 258 00:18:38,831 --> 00:18:39,865 Well? 259 00:18:40,565 --> 00:18:42,834 Well? 260 00:18:42,999 --> 00:18:46,403 Well, obviously I'm having a hell of a dream. 261 00:18:49,269 --> 00:18:51,905 Rather-- Rather than take time and explain it all... 262 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:55,607 ...why don't you two just fight over me right here on the bed... 263 00:18:55,772 --> 00:18:59,275 ...while I watch and take pictures. 264 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:05,512 And the winner gets to have me first. 265 00:19:06,343 --> 00:19:09,346 And third and fifth. 266 00:19:10,612 --> 00:19:11,880 You may begin. 267 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,018 Girls... 268 00:19:21,317 --> 00:19:22,985 ...not enough hair whipping around. 269 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:40,395 Al, this is really no fun unless you join us. 270 00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:43,295 Yes, please join us. 271 00:19:43,927 --> 00:19:45,796 Well... 272 00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:47,530 ...okay. 273 00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:50,965 Here comes Daddy. 274 00:20:12,975 --> 00:20:17,346 Oh, I just wanted you to see how cute Buck looked with the bell. 275 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,886 Oh, Daddy, one more thing. 276 00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:41,356 What do you want? 277 00:20:43,321 --> 00:20:44,856 I want... 278 00:20:45,022 --> 00:20:46,724 I want... 279 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,594 I wanna say good night. 280 00:21:00,496 --> 00:21:02,565 God, I feel great. 281 00:21:03,364 --> 00:21:06,667 I am so glad I'm over with that cold. It was death. 282 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,869 So how are you today, Daddy? 283 00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:13,604 I'm better. My fever is down to 120 now. 284 00:21:14,836 --> 00:21:17,772 Well, I just wanted to thank you for taking care of me all week. 285 00:21:17,938 --> 00:21:19,573 That was very sweet of you, Daddy. 286 00:21:19,739 --> 00:21:22,942 And if there's anything that you want, you just ask. 287 00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,442 Well, thank you, honey. 288 00:21:24,607 --> 00:21:27,644 I could use maybe a little crust of-- 289 00:21:27,809 --> 00:21:30,378 I gotta go. Goodbye. 290 00:21:31,011 --> 00:21:32,946 Fine, go. 291 00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:39,583 No eat, no drink, no money have I none. 292 00:21:41,515 --> 00:21:46,053 Well, at least there's one thing they can't take away from me. 293 00:21:50,986 --> 00:21:52,955 Al. 294 00:21:53,121 --> 00:21:55,089 Al. 295 00:21:57,956 --> 00:21:59,825 Coming. 296 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,563 It's enema time. 297 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,800 Someone ring the bell. 298 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,840 Oh, God, I can't wake up! 299 00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:25,545 Help me! 21941