Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:17,111
Kids, I gotta tell you,
I love the day after Thanksgiving.
2
00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,180
We already got that "giving thanks"
crap out of the way...
3
00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,915
...And we get to have leftovers.
4
00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:25,486
- Peg, is it ready yet?
- Here it comes!
5
00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,924
You know, Daddy,
that was a great idea last night:
6
00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:32,626
To only eat the cheese
so we'd have the crust today.
7
00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,662
Yeah.
8
00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:38,666
I'll bet a lot of other stupid families
ate their whole pizza last night.
9
00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:42,336
And today they're probably just looking
at the old empty cardboard box.
10
00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,175
I can't do it.
11
00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:52,346
Dad, I think I speak for us all.
This really bites the big one.
12
00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,548
Why can't we have turkey like real people?
13
00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:59,320
Now, Bud. It's not like your father
is a doctor or a lawyer...
14
00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:03,023
...Or a bathroom attendant or a circus geek.
15
00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:06,861
He's just a shoe salesman,
doing the best he can.
16
00:02:07,061 --> 00:02:09,063
Okay, Peg, I think
we get the message here.
17
00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:12,099
Obviously, this is the fault
of the only one who works here.
18
00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:14,001
That would be, let me see:
19
00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:20,140
Well, goldarn it, it's me.
20
00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:24,979
Well, what the heck, I'll quit.
Then we'll be a-eating, won't we?
21
00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,882
Oh, honey, nobody wants you to quit.
22
00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:30,718
We all appreciate
what you do for this family.
23
00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:43,063
Well, we might as well face the facts.
This food thing isn't going to go away.
24
00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:46,800
We've gotta get some money. There's
got to be something here we can sell.
25
00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,970
- How about Mom's engagement ring?
- Kelly.
26
00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:56,176
Now, that ring is a symbol of our love.
We could never put a price on that.
27
00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:03,317
That's right, honey.
Like they say, "Glass is forever."
28
00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,387
- Hey.
- Oh, come on, Al.
29
00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:09,056
I had it appraised
the day after our wedding.
30
00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:12,059
Remember when you were resting?
31
00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:14,094
It was a big day for Mommy, honey.
32
00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:17,231
Yeah. That was the last
day of rest for Daddy.
33
00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,402
What about Kelly's schoolbooks?
34
00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:25,406
We could sell these.
35
00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:30,578
Oh, yeah, my English book.
Oh, I ain't got no use for that.
36
00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:35,282
Honey, these schoolbooks
are very important to your future.
37
00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,084
Oh, who am I kidding?
38
00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:41,221
- Let's see what condition they're in.
- Well, let's see.
39
00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,524
What do we got here? What's this?
40
00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:48,062
"Detention, detention. Expulsion."
41
00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:53,534
Oh, here's something interesting.
"Host a foreign exchange student...
42
00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:56,070
...Receive $500 a month expenses."
43
00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,605
That's what we'll do, Peg.
44
00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:01,842
We'll get us one of those
$500-a-month foreigners.
45
00:04:03,177 --> 00:04:05,646
I don't know, honey.
We don't have much room.
46
00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,749
- Where are they gonna sleep?
- Well, what's the garage for?
47
00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:12,519
I know, I know! It's for the car.
48
00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:22,129
- We'll move it over to the side.
- Yeah, but it's freezing in there, Dad.
49
00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:26,266
Hey, I didn't say we should
sleep in the garage.
50
00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:31,805
I wonder when little "Y-vette"
will get here.
51
00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:36,810
Kelly. I believe her name
is pronounced "Yvette."
52
00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,782
I was pronouncing it in English.
53
00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:51,392
Oh, man, what a break.
Getting a 17-year-old French babe.
54
00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,928
Oh, the times we'll have.
55
00:04:56,363 --> 00:05:00,501
Don't go boinging around
the house just yet, toad boy.
56
00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,638
Frenchie's all mine.
At last I'll have, like, a sister.
57
00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:09,610
A real girl. Not just a boy
trapped in a pimple's body.
58
00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,980
It'll be great.
I can teach her about American guys...
59
00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:14,481
...And she can carry my school supplies.
60
00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:18,919
You know, like my music,
my Walkman, my overnight bag...
61
00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,421
...My make-up.
62
00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:23,757
The red light bulb
that goes over your head.
63
00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,828
Oh, you mean like when I get an idea?
64
00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:34,802
Al, do you think we should've
picked Yvette up at the bus station?
65
00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,937
No. I hate bus stations.
66
00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:40,974
Vagrants, winos. There's people there
who'd cut your throat for a nickel.
67
00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,509
I think I see someone.
68
00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,845
She's dragging her trunk down the street.
69
00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,147
Al, give her a hand.
70
00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:53,153
Hey! Over here!
71
00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:00,594
Boy, it's getting cold out there.
72
00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,270
Hello, my name is Yvette.
73
00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,140
Hello. Welcome to our country.
74
00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:15,275
We have so many questions to ask you.
75
00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,644
What's your country like?
How was your trip?
76
00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,013
Where's our money?
77
00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:24,151
I apologize for "ze animals."
78
00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:29,723
I'm Bud Bundy, your love interest.
79
00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,759
And this is Mom and Dad.
80
00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:34,394
And I'm Kelly.
You'll be going to school with me...
81
00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,765
...So if there's a heinie
to be kissed around here, it's mine.
82
00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,602
Oh, my, you are so attractive.
83
00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:44,271
Are all American girls
as beautiful as you?
84
00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:46,807
In their dreams.
85
00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:55,816
Well, I am so happy to be in Chicago,
land of the Cubs and the big wind.
86
00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:06,126
- Al.
- It wasn't me.
87
00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:14,234
I would love to talk for hours,
but I'm cold and tired.
88
00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:18,605
- Where will I be sleeping?
- My room is this way.
89
00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:22,009
The left side of the bed is for you.
90
00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:25,145
That's because he wets to the right.
91
00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,383
Oh, now, kids.
92
00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:32,886
No, honey, you'll be staying
in the guest room next to the car.
93
00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:36,757
Yeah. Now, if it's a little chilly
in there, don't worry about it.
94
00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,694
We're going to try to get
that garage door down real soon.
95
00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,963
- Got it, $500.
- Give me that.
96
00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,200
Well, I've had a long flight,
and a long walk from downtown...
97
00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,735
...So I'm a little hungry.
98
00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:52,039
Do you think I could have a little bite--?
99
00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,791
And this is the hall where my locker is.
100
00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:17,564
Kelly, we've been at school for hours.
Will we be going in a classroom today?
101
00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,834
Look, do you want to see how
it's done in America, or what?
102
00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,370
I'm sorry. What happens next?
103
00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:27,207
- Well, first we'll meet some boys.
- How do we do that?
104
00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,347
Kelly, hi! Hi, listen.
105
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:38,418
Saturday night my parents are out--
Hey, I was talking to Kelly.
106
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,688
Oh, you are so popular.
107
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:45,392
Yeah, well, I'm kind of like
The Beatles of the 20th century.
108
00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:49,196
- Now, do what I did.
- Oh, no. I'm far too shy.
109
00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,398
Go ahead. Maybe you'll get one.
110
00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,808
Hi, I'm Hank.
111
00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,343
Welcome to Polk High.
112
00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:04,945
- What's your name?
- Yvette.
113
00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,180
Nice to meet you.
114
00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,261
A toast...
115
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,630
...To the French.
116
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:27,401
It's a foul little country, but they sure
do know how to write a check.
117
00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,939
Kelly, honey,
aren't you gonna eat your dinner?
118
00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,007
- I'm not hungry.
- Well, let me have that.
119
00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,276
Watch out, over there!
120
00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:40,981
What's wrong, you ask?
Well, I'm socially dead.
121
00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,417
Yesterday's girl. A Bud.
122
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,789
Why, you ask?
Okay, well, I'll tell you.
123
00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:53,293
Because the little French poodle
that you all love is taking all my action.
124
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:56,063
Oh, Daddy, what's a washed-up
has-been supposed to do?
125
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:06,139
Mom, what kind of guys will I wind up
with when no one else wants me?
126
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,380
Oh, no.
127
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,917
Come on, Kel. So Yvette
makes you look like day-old eggs.
128
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,686
So what? There's still hope for you.
129
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:23,590
Why, you could be a coat rack,
an ashtray, a speed bump.
130
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,892
Listen to your brother.
131
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:29,696
- Door.
- Get the door.
132
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,401
Sure, I have no life. I'll get it.
133
00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:38,538
Maybe it's someone from the Future
Geeks of America wanting me to join.
134
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,511
Yep. It's the founders.
135
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:50,751
Hi, Kelly. Peggy,
may we talk to you for a second?
136
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,889
- Let me have that.
- Give me that!
137
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,776
Peggy, we don't know
how to tell you this--
138
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,444
Well, I do, Steve.
139
00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:22,315
Peggy, Al has a young girl
living in your garage.
140
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:29,222
We saw her last night burning leaves
for warmth in your driveway.
141
00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:33,493
The pig didn't even have the decency
to set her up in an apartment.
142
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,563
Well, it's not that easy, Marcie.
143
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:41,968
You got to buy money orders under a
different name to pay the rent. Then...
144
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,509
Where do you keep the extra key?
145
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,012
Just try to get a phone
with an alias these days.
146
00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,654
Not that I've ever given it much thought.
147
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:05,625
Well, anyway, here are
some pictures of her we took...
148
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,762
...And the name of a good divorce attorney.
149
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:12,065
I'm sorry we had to be
the ones to tell you this.
150
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,971
Look, I know all about it.
151
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:21,141
She's just a foreign exchange
student that's living here.
152
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:24,978
And other than having to honk when
we wanna get out of the garage, she's--
153
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,814
She's really been no problem at all.
154
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,118
Yeah. No problem for anyone but little me.
155
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,652
What's the matter, Kelly?
156
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,422
Oh, it's that Yvette
is dating all her boyfriends...
157
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,525
...And Kelly has the social life
of a barn owl.
158
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:44,431
Kelly's a little depressed.
Could you handle this? We're eating.
159
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,237
Oh, now, Kelly.
160
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:55,342
You mustn't worry over this.
You may find this hard to believe...
161
00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:59,446
...But I myself wasn't popular in school.
162
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,350
The hell you say.
163
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,621
No, it's true.
164
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:12,592
I couldn't get a date with a cool guy
no matter how much I put out.
165
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,328
I mean tried.
166
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:21,568
So I finally started dating a nerd.
167
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:28,909
- You dated a nerd?
- Yes.
168
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,578
His name was...
169
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,948
Well, his name isn't important.
170
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,784
My friends couldn't believe
I had sunk so low.
171
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:41,154
Boy, did they laugh when I let him
take me to the homecoming dance.
172
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,223
Wait a second.
173
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:50,063
- I took you to the homecoming dance.
- That's right. You did.
174
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,267
Anyway, we went on dating...
175
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,770
...And I endured the laughter
and the ridicule...
176
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,272
...And I came to marry--
177
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:03,476
Well, his name isn't important.
178
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:08,582
The point is, yesterday's nerd can grow
up to be a wonderful and giving man.
179
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:13,153
So if all you can get is a nerd,
I say try one.
180
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,088
I did.
181
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,363
Hey. Wait a minute.
182
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,400
I know who you're talking about.
183
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,737
And let me tell you something,
you think you heard laughter?
184
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:35,375
Well, when I was dating you, I had a
few Milk-Bones slipped into my pocket.
185
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:42,082
I was pretty! My mother told me so.
186
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,019
Compared to your mother, you were.
187
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,689
- Oh, so now you don't like my mother.
- What's not to like?
188
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,292
A 60-year-old woman who played the drums.
189
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,429
- Nerd.
- Geek girl.
190
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,599
So that's my future.
191
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:03,436
Well, that and 40 pounds.
192
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,812
Never. I will never sink so low
as to date a nerd.
193
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,482
I may not have much,
but at least I have my pride.
194
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:25,992
It's been an illuminating evening,
Miss Bundy.
195
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:31,665
I'm sorry I spilled
my prune juice on your blouse.
196
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,238
Yeah, and I'm sorry
I punched you in the pelvis.
197
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:43,343
Perhaps I can have the pleasure
of your company again next Friday.
198
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,912
The museum is having
a quite interesting exhibit...
199
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,615
...On the ever-changing mollusk.
200
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:53,253
Well, only if you wear
your green pencil pouch.
201
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,356
Turns them all on.
202
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:04,264
Well, I've had a great time, guys,
but I got to run.
203
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:12,472
Kelly, you know what would
make this the perfect evening?
204
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:17,010
- Oh, what, Myron?
- If Yvette would kiss me good night.
205
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,260
You just blew a good thing, baby.
206
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,871
Oh, my, I'm so tired.
207
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:48,441
Thank goodness you taught me
how to sleep at school.
208
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:52,345
So how was your date with Le Grand Geek?
209
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:56,216
Well, we sat around with his parents
and they showed me slides...
210
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,753
...Of their vacation
to the Ticonderoga pencil factory.
211
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:06,726
You know, the number two pencil is
the backbone of the industry.
212
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:12,699
- Oh, that's very fascinating.
- No, it isn't. It's the prattle of the dead.
213
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,435
Yvette, we need to discuss--
214
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,738
Oh, I would love to talk
to my little American sister...
215
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,441
...But my next date will be here any moment.
216
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,643
He told me I could wear your leather mini.
217
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:27,113
You don't mind, do you?
I mean, you are in for the evening, no?
218
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,550
Thanks.
219
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,363
Hi, Grandma.
220
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,979
Sorry, Kel. Must've been the way
the light hit your crow's feet.
221
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,200
Bud, what are you doing?
222
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:23,203
I'm building a home entertainment center.
223
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,710
Bud, I need your help. I'm desperate.
224
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,247
No, you're not.
Desperate still implies hope.
225
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,186
You wouldn't want to help me
get rid of Yvette, would you?
226
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:45,425
Well, I can't take this anymore.
I'm gonna have to do it myself.
227
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:53,032
Kelly, I say this with all sincerity.
228
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:56,736
If you truly, truly want
to get rid of her...
229
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,205
...I'll kill you.
230
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,040
I really will.
231
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,009
This is not a joke.
232
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,011
Dead.
233
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,854
Bud, what are you doing?
234
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,526
I'm...
235
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:24,163
I'm giving you some ventilation.
You know, so the heat can get through.
236
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,667
Oh, it's all right, Bud.
I don't mind if you peep.
237
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:33,206
Yeah, I'll give that up.
238
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:38,211
The day they pry her
from my cold, dead hand.
239
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:45,685
- What a cute little fellow.
- He's toilet film.
240
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,187
Au revoir.
241
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,693
Well, excuse me, young lady...
242
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,728
...But where are you think you're going?
243
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,431
- On a date.
- Oh, no you're not.
244
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,500
I got a call from the principal today.
245
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,436
And it seems you're failing
all your subjects.
246
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,539
- We just can't have that.
- I'm failing too.
247
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:10,410
Kelly, please, we're talking to Yvette.
248
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,945
He didn't mean that, dear.
249
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:15,048
You have to study too. I suppose.
250
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,584
But if she fails, she has to go back home.
251
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:23,957
- And we're out 500 bucks a month.
- We're responsible for your education.
252
00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:27,427
You know, and if there's one thing
we are, it's responsible parents.
253
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:34,167
- Stop that, Al.
- I can't help it. I'm giddy.
254
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,970
Must be from all this darn eating.
255
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,572
Come here. Come here.
256
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,614
Well, I guess we better study.
257
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:52,418
I'd love to, but I've got to go dust off
my accordion for school tomorrow.
258
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,055
I've got my eye on the big,
fat tuba player.
259
00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:01,361
Oh, please, Kelly, you have to help me.
I'll beg someone to go out with you.
260
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,867
If I fail,
I'll have to go back to France...
261
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,503
...And I'll have to give up
all your boyfriends.
262
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,806
Listen, Yvette...
263
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,042
...There's no point in us both staying home.
264
00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:17,810
Go out. Have a good time.
265
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:21,314
I'll study, and when we take our test
you can copy off me.
266
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,683
Oh, you would do that for me?
267
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:28,187
What are little American sisters for?
268
00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:37,430
Okay, who wants seconds on crust?
269
00:21:39,032 --> 00:21:42,602
I can't believe it.
Yvette flunked every subject.
270
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,071
She even flunked French.
271
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,876
She must be the stupidest girl
in the world.
272
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:54,280
- Well, I'm the stupidest girl in America.
- I know you are, pumpkin...
273
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:57,750
...But we're talking about
something important now.
274
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:03,823
Honey, you're important too.
Just not as important as 500 bucks.
275
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:07,927
Oh, Al, now they'll never give
us another exchange student.
276
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:11,497
Yeah, I never got to use my holes.
277
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:15,301
Well, what about me? I lost a sister.
278
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,637
I'm hurting too.
279
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,673
My dates are here.
280
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,278
"Au verar"!
22961
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof