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Home sweet hell.
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Hey, Bundy! Home for supper?
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Never say die, huh?
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Hey, Bundy! I had steak tonight.
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What are you having?
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If I was the mailman,
I'd be having your wife.
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Don't worry about me, Donnelly.
I'll have supper.
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I better have supper.
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Peg, where's my supper?
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Oh, God. The idiot'll be home soon.
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Hi, idiot.
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Peg, in the privacy of our own home,
could you call me Mr. Idiot?
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You're not gonna bother me
tonight, you know why?
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I know you cooked me supper, didn't you?
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Dessert?
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Oh, honey, what do you want from me?
You're at work ten hours a day.
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Can't you find something to eat
in all that time?
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God! This is a home, not a restaurant.
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I know, Peg. If it was a restaurant,
we'd have a clean bathroom.
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Can't you be like other husbands?
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Just come home, go upstairs
and sit there quietly till morning.
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Excuse me a second, Peg.
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What's this? Beef stew?
Made from scratch?
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What a wife!
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Peg, I'm starving to death.
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I can't live like this.
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Peg, I want you to
put something in that oven...
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...Either food or my head.
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Either way, the neighbours'll
smell something cooking.
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I'm making a stand. I'm not kidding.
I want a meal. I want it now. Get it?
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What'd you say, Al?
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
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I don't know. Just something about
me being a man. It wasn't important.
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- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
- Kids, I'm glad you're home...
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...Because I'm taking a poll.
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Where are we gonna put a pole?
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We can put it in your head...
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...So we have a place to
hang the sign that says "duh."
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Thanks. You wouldn't let me
get a nose earring...
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...But you're gonna put a pole in my head?
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Are you sure you didn't
have a one-night stand...
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...With Abbott and Costello?
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No. I'm a one-stooge woman, honey.
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- We're going to have a vote.
- I thought we were gonna have a po--
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All in favour of having your mother cook...
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Three. Opposed?
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None.
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That's it, Peg. You're cooking.
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I don't care if it's breakfast, lunch
or dinner, I want it hot.
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I'll tell you something else.
I want it on a plate.
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Boy. If I'd known
it was gonna be like this...
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Peg, the neighbours are laughing at me.
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And everyone at school too, Dad.
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That's it. From now on, this family is
gonna be like every family in America.
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Sometime this month we're gonna eat!
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- All right!
- Yes, food!
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Okay, I'll make one meal.
But it's not gonna be good.
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That's all we ask.
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Oh, Mom, one more thing.
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You are spinning me right into PMS.
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It's the school nurse. She said it's time
to get our annual dental checkups.
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Okay. We'll make an appointment.
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Come in!
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- What are you doing?
- Giving the kids their dental checkups.
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Excellent, Bud, as usual.
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Beautiful, Kelly. Good girl.
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Okay, kids, go on upstairs and we'll
forge your dental forms in the morning.
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Well, that wasn't so bad.
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Yeah. Thank God we didn't
need tetanus shots.
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I hate that little pin.
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Excuse me, but doesn't anybody know
this is against the law?
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So is dressing up a chicken
and calling it your wife.
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I am not a chicken.
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Why does he keep calling me a chicken?
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Now, Marcie.
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Don't get your feathers ruffled.
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Look, guys, I don't mean to be rude,
but we've got some x-rays to sketch.
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This is a disgrace.
Don't you understand?
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You are robbing your children
of one of life's great experiences.
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I love to go to the dentist.
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A man in white hovering over me
while I'm trapped helpless in a chair.
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He cleans me. He flosses me.
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His instrument's alive in my mouth.
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And just when I think
I can't take anymore...
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...He says, "Good girl, Marcie.
You can spit now."
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Al, I wanna go to the dentist.
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Well, you should. Everyone should
see their dentist at least twice a month.
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I mean, year.
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And you know what? I haven't had
a cavity since I was ten years old.
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So what? I haven't had a cavity
my whole life.
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And I've never been to the dentist.
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And still you have that delightful breath.
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How do you know you've never had a cavity?
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History. Tradition, my boy.
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Bundy men were always known for one thing.
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Hairy knuckles?
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The sex drive of a carbuncle?
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Well, actually, we were known
for two things.
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One: Always having the knack
of finding just the right woman.
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And teeth. Big strong choppers.
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Marcie, have a look in here.
Go ahead.
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Oh, my God.
It smells like a hamper.
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Go on. Just check the teeth, will you?
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Well, the green one looks pretty good.
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And some might be bothered
by that black one.
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But the one that's actually bleeding
could be a problem starting.
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- Al, you should go to the dentist.
- No dentist.
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If my teeth don't hurt, there's nothing
wrong with them. My teeth don't hurt.
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Now my teeth hurt!
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Mr. Bundy.
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- I'm Bill.
- Hello, Bill. I'm Al Bundy...
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...I'm Kelly's father.
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This is some weather
we're having here, isn't it, Bill?
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It's funny, but it's almost
1:00 in the morning...
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...And you were kissing my daughter.
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Oh, darn, Bill. It's so late, I thought
that'd be open. There you go.
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We've got a real problem here, Kelly.
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I know, Daddy. We were just doing
our homework. I'm a good girl.
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Who cares?
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It's just that my teeth are killing me.
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They felt fine until that darn Marcie
voodooed me.
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Now I'm in so much pain,
I can't even sleep.
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Honey, would you look in there
and see if my teeth are okay?
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Oh, well... Wait a minute.
Let me move this one aside.
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Well, they all look okay to me...
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...Except for that one that's fizzing.
Why don't you just go to the dentist?
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No dentist. What I need
is an ice-cold beer.
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That's cold.
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Nothing like a cold beer on a hot night.
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That's good.
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Are you afraid of the dentist, Daddy?
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Kelly, I'm a grown man.
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So, yes, of course,
I'm deathly afraid of the dentist.
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Fear is nothing to be ashamed of,
Daddy.
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Let me tell you a little story.
I was afraid once.
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It was two years ago, so I was eight.
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Anyway, I missed the bus back
from school, so I had to walk home.
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It was getting pretty dark.
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I almost drank beer!
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Anyway, I cut through this alley.
And I heard this noise.
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I turned, and there they were.
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- Who?
- All my friends from school.
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So we went to Janie's house
and had this dance party.
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Oh, God, it was great. Janie's mom
got this broom, and we limboed.
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We had cake. We painted each other's
toenails. Then we went to sleep--
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Honey, Daddy doesn't have long to live.
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Get to the part of the fear.
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Well, let's see.
Was I afraid of my dress?
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What the heck was I wearing?
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Honey, that's all right.
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Sweetheart, it was a great story.
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Daddy's just dizzy enough
to go to sleep now.
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- Have a great night, sweetheart.
- You, too, Daddy.
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- Oh, Daddy, I just remembered.
- What?
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I was wearing my pink dress
with the sparkles on the collar...
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...And I was afraid it would clash
with the toenails I painted.
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But it didn't.
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Thanks again, sweetheart.
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- What are daughters for?
- I don't know.
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I'm going to sleep.
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- Is Dad gone yet?
- Yep.
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Great. Then we'll see you in the morning.
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Curse your father for making me feed him.
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This is so confusing.
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I mean, what do men eat?
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Well, going by Bud, insects.
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Mom, Kelly had a boy here last night.
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Oh, yeah?
Bud had a girl here last night.
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Yeah, like I'm gonna believe that.
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Don't tell stories, Kelly.
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Hey, wait a minute.
I could've had a girl here.
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Sure you could, honey.
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How are Daddy's teeth this morning?
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Oh, I don't know.
He was up screaming all night.
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Finally, I put a pillow over his face
so I could get some rest.
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Gee, he's really gotta go to the dentist.
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What a day.
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Smell that morning air.
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Al, will you please go to the dentist?
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Don't have to, Peg.
A miracle happened last night.
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I went to bed. Woke up today.
I feel fine.
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- Oh, yeah? Eat this ice.
- Oh, no, Peg.
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Put it in a bag. I'll eat it
on the way to work.
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- Eat it now, Al.
- Alrighty.
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My teeth! Oh, God, take my life!
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The pain! I can't stand the pain!
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See, there's no problem.
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Al, you have a 2:30 appointment
with Marcie's dentist.
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Now, here's the address.
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And in case you need a loved one to
pick you up, here's a bus schedule.
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Dr. Plierson.
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What I need is a Dr. Kill-A-Wife.
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Dad. Dad, I had a girl here last night.
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I got no time for your jokes now.
My teeth are killing me.
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You're next, Mr. Bundy.
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I'm a little nervous.
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It's okay.
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Come on. Just sit right down.
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Can I have the ducky now?
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There's a little boy
out there who really needs it.
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Tough.
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Come on, now.
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You've got nothing to worry about.
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- You won't feel a thing.
- What's this for?
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Oh, it's just to soak up the blood.
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Nurse, this dentist--
He's, like, a real good one, right?
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Don't worry, Mr. Bundy.
Doctor's just wonderful.
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- Just look at these.
- Oh, wow.
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Nice...
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Nice, white, firm. Yeah.
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Those babies should last you a lifetime.
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I brush them every day.
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I would, too, if they were mine.
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All right, next.
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The man with the ducky.
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Thank you, nurse.
I'll take it from here.
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Oh. All right. Come on, Bundy.
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- Let's see what we got here. Open up.
- No.
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Come on, Bundy. I'm a pro.
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I've seen it all. I've done it all.
Come on, open up.
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Mother of all creatures, big and small!
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Is it-- Is it bad?
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No, no, not really.
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- T.C.!
- Yes?
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I want you to bring one
of the big bibs in here.
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And a drop cloth for the floor.
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Doctor, I was just thinking.
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You know, I don't eat,
and I got no reason to smile.
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Why don't we let them drop out
naturally, I'll mail them to you...
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...You drill them, fill them,
mail them back to me.
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Now, look. Come on, Bundy.
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Now, I might be optimistic,
but I just happen to think...
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...We can save a couple of those
babies. What do you say, huh?
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I'll Novocaine you up.
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Then I'll have a couple of drinks, and
neither one of us will feel a thing, huh?
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There we are.
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Make sure you get a shot of the head...
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...So they know it's a human mouth.
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Hey, doctor. Now, you said
this is gonna be nothing, right?
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Look, I've done a thousand
of these things.
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Just never in the same mouth.
241
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- Numb yet?
- Yeah. You?
242
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,499
Well, close enough.
243
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,903
Oh, honey.
244
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:54,174
- It's doctor in the office, sweet cheeks.
- I'm sorry.
245
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,476
Anyhow, doctor,
I'm gonna go home...
246
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,678
...And slip into something more comfortable.
247
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:02,715
- Want me to pick up some videos?
- Yeah.
248
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,552
Get...
249
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,589
Get something mild. I'm gonna be
up to my elbows in blood in a minute.
250
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,624
Okay.
251
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,127
I have this feeling
I'm forgetting something.
252
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,062
Did I turn off the iron?
253
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,431
Did I take my pill?
254
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,035
Where is that damn dentist?
255
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,570
That's what I forgot!
256
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,941
Mrs. Higgenbottom is spitting up teeth
like a popcorn machine in there.
257
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:32,378
Okay, give her a Sports Illustrated,
and tell her I'll be right there.
258
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,047
Okay.
259
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,917
Yeah. Sure. Let her rot.
260
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,920
Women. They're the lowest forms of life.
261
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:44,557
- You married, Bundy?
- Look in these eyes.
262
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,595
Me, I'm recently divorced.
263
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,097
She got me for 1.5 mil.
264
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,368
I'm not bitter, though.
Nope. She deserved it.
265
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:59,973
She gave up a very promising career
as a waitress...
266
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,409
...To become my wife
of about six whole months.
267
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,646
That's almost a half a year, you know.
268
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1.5 mil.
269
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,085
Take it easy, doc. Take it easy.
270
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,687
I found out, in life,
you can't live in the past.
271
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,457
Or the present or the future, but...
272
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:22,228
You can spend some quality time at
a newsstand, reading dirty magazines.
273
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:27,634
Yeah. They can't take that copy
of Hiney away from you, can they?
274
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,371
Bundy, you're an okay Joe.
I tell you what I'm gonna do.
275
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:35,575
I'm not gonna dig too deep. I'll do
what I can. You won't feel a thing.
276
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,777
Jeez, thanks, doc.
277
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:42,515
Doctor, it's your ex-wife's attorney
on line one.
278
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,117
Great.
279
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,520
By the way, I bought this with
your credit card, doctor, honey.
280
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,022
Is it okay?
281
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:53,526
Yes, it's much better than
the one you bought yesterday.
282
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,029
And more expensive.
283
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,566
You gold-digging, little--
284
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,436
What do you want?
I got a dying man in the chair!
285
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:09,475
No, absolutely not. No.
286
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,645
Oh, she-- She already got it.
287
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,280
Yeah, she's got them too.
288
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,584
Baseball card collection?
289
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:22,355
Oh, no. No. No, no, no.
I'll give her the 150 bucks it's worth.
290
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,290
She wants the cards?
291
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,459
Why?
292
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,629
Because she knows I like them?
293
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,464
All right, I'll tell you what.
294
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:36,803
You-- You tell her to take those cards,
and I hope she chokes on them!
295
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,305
I love those cards!
296
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,075
I spent my whole life
collecting those cards.
297
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,411
Doc, I think the Novocaine's
starting to wear off a little bit.
298
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,815
Shut up, Bundy! Just shut up!
299
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:53,019
God, I'm so mad, I'm shaking.
300
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:57,690
Maybe you better wait, then,
until you calm down.
301
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,904
What a memory this will be.
302
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:15,041
If Bud didn't still have pimples,
I'd think this was a dream.
303
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,379
Yeah, well, just don't bring
your rumbling little stomachs...
304
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,080
...Around come Thanksgiving...
305
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:24,751
...Because after today
Mommy has hung up her oven.
306
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,220
Al, here's your stinking meal!
307
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,889
I hope you're happy!
308
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,299
Oh, Peg.
309
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:44,370
What'd you cook for?
You know I can't eat.
310
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,508
Oh, look at all the food.
311
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:53,813
Stop babbling, Al.
I can't understand a word you say.
312
00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:55,682
Well, can you understand this?
313
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:59,819
I want another meal
when I can eat the food.
314
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,655
- Pass the mashed potatoes.
- Give me corn.
315
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:06,693
This is unacceptable.
I'm the man of the house.
316
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,129
Wait a minute, kids.
Your Daddy's right.
317
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,131
This is very unfair to your father.
318
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:15,868
And we cannot enjoy my meal
with him like this.
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