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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,978 Yes, Connie, I'm coming to you from Fort Lauderdale... 2 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:20,981 ...And we're rocking to celebrate summer's last hurrah... 3 00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:22,583 ...Labor Day weekend. 4 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:27,087 I don't know why we're on because you'd have to be a real no-life... 5 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:31,692 ...To be home on a picture-perfect day like this. 6 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:34,762 Mom, please. 7 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:37,331 Is this how I'm gonna spend my Labor Day weekend? 8 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:41,836 Sitting between my mother and a pizza with everything? 9 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:47,408 The holiday got you down, Kel? Let's just pretend it's a normal day. 10 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,276 Get up on the table, dance around... 11 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:52,546 ...And me and Mom will put dollars down your blouse. 12 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,281 Now, Bud... 13 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:58,919 ...Not everything Reverend Felcher says from the pulpit is true. 14 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,825 Greeting, vultures. 15 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:07,161 Your meal ticket's here. 16 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:17,638 Guess where I have been. 17 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:28,816 Locked in the trunk of your car with a dead cat? 18 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:31,986 And no one understands why I scream on the way home. 19 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,623 Anyhow, I was thinking, how could we have a perfect Labor Day? 20 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:36,957 And then it hit me. 21 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:41,061 While all those families of morons are wasting their time going to the beach... 22 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,364 ...Guess where we're gonna be. 23 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,299 No, not another family barbecue. 24 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:48,068 Yes, a family barbecue! 25 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:51,205 Who's gonna give it a "Whoa, Bundy," here? 26 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,909 No one? Fine. 27 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:57,811 Oh, Al. Honey, don't get us wrong. 28 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:01,048 It's not that we don't enjoy sweltering in the back yard... 29 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,050 ...Being bitten by horseflies... 30 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:06,820 ...And watching you scratch your sweaty back with our salad forks. 31 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:12,293 But, honey, just once we would like to do something we want. 32 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:15,963 Well, we can't do something that you want, and I'll tell you why. 33 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:21,468 Because it's Labor Day, not Leech Day. That's Christmas. 34 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:25,239 It's not Parasite Day. That's Mother's Day. 35 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,908 See, this is a holiday for the working guy. 36 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:32,446 It celebrates all the people who work, so that all the people who don't... 37 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:35,649 ...Get to live longer and have more than he does. 38 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:39,954 So tomorrow, unless, God willing, I die in my sleep... 39 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,791 ...I get up for me and celebrate for me. 40 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:47,962 Tomorrow is Al Bun-Day. 41 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:53,734 Gee, I thought that was Al-oween. 42 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:57,671 I don't wanna sit around the house all day and sleep. 43 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:00,541 It's like being at school. 44 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,544 The difference between here and school is... 45 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,413 ...You'll be out of here when you're 18. 46 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:16,824 Now, tomorrow your job is to go shopping. 47 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,827 Why can't we shop today? Traffic too light? 48 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:22,229 If you were paying attention all these years... 49 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:25,733 ...You'd know that Al Bundy doesn't barbecue with day-old fixings. 50 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,735 Now, it's your job tomorrow... 51 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:30,571 ...To get fresh meat, fresh cheese, and fresh charcoal. 52 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:31,805 Watch those chips. 53 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:35,409 I don't want you getting anything that says "natural ingredients." 54 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:39,146 Kids, since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow... 55 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:40,714 ...Today, get out. 56 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,384 Oh, and don't forget. 57 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:46,654 I don't want my ketchup in those plastic squeeze things. 58 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,922 I want bottles, just like the Pilgrims had. 59 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:53,927 I wish you could have seen your father when he was in high school... 60 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:58,465 - ...Before all this happened. - As I recall, they almost did. 61 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:05,539 I can't wait to have kids so I can make them suffer. 62 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:09,843 When they ask who their dad is, you can play "Wheel of Father." 63 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:17,484 Now, Peg, I don't want you to think that I forgot you in all this. 64 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,386 Your job is very important too. 65 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,889 You get to bring the benches from the basement... 66 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:24,358 ...And scrape off the bird doody. 67 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,528 Traditionally, the job of the queen. 68 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:30,664 That, and killing and eating her mate. 69 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:34,368 Oh, what a day this is gonna be! Can you feel the excitement, Peg? 70 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,904 Oh, Al, I've given up on excitement. 71 00:05:37,071 --> 00:05:39,206 I'm going for relief. 72 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:44,545 Which brings us to a little promise you made just last spring. 73 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:47,381 Sex again. 74 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:53,253 Peg, we've been married for 17 years now. Can't we just be friends? 75 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:59,593 No. I don't like you, I just want to have sex with you. 76 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,963 Oh, come on, honey. 77 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:06,433 You promised me that when you were rested, we could do it. 78 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:11,071 And besides, the way you do it, it's just like resting anyway. 79 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:14,441 Oh, Peggy, I don't know what to do. 80 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:17,277 Steve is an unfeeling cur. 81 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:20,514 As you know, my sainted Aunt Tuney passed away. 82 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:24,852 Sainted, my foot. She used to pay for sailors. 83 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:29,123 She was 67, and they wouldn't come for free. 84 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,058 Anyw-- 85 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,660 Anyway, I was her favorite... 86 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:37,164 ...And the honor of caring for her sainted ashes fell to me. 87 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:41,635 And the horrible cross to bear of caring for her $100,000 fell to her cats. 88 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:45,105 Oh, Aunt Tuney, no one understands but me. 89 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:48,408 Oh, we understand. You're insane. 90 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,811 Must you carry that urn wherever you go? 91 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,813 She sleeps with it, you know. 92 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,649 I can't throw stones. 93 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:02,890 Look, Marcie, all I am saying... 94 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:06,660 ...Is that it is unhealthy for you to walk around with a load of ashes... 95 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:10,164 ...While five moth-eaten cats have a bigger Mercedes than I do. 96 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,800 Damn nouveau cats. 97 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,468 Guys, guys, guys. 98 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:18,605 This should be a happy day, not fighting, and arguing, and... 99 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,742 ...Having sex with our spouses. 100 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:25,245 So I'm going to do something that I wouldn't normally do. 101 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:27,614 Use a Q-Tip? 102 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:31,752 Oh, want some loving, babe? 103 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:34,822 Anyhow, us Bundys are having a barbecue tomorrow... 104 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:38,859 ...And I'm inviting you two to share some of our famous Bundyburgers. 105 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:43,764 Well, I suppose Aunt Tuney would like a day out in the fresh air. 106 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:47,935 She got enough of that when we rowed her around the lake yesterday. 107 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:51,471 Thank you, Al. We'll be glad to come. What can we bring? 108 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:55,843 Just the plates, and some food, and some beers and leave the rest to us. 109 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,444 This is gonna be just great. 110 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:00,347 There's nothing like spending Labor Day with the family... 111 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:03,851 ...And good food and good friends. 112 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,720 Oh, God. What a charade! 113 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,360 Oh, God! 114 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:47,294 This is heavy. Can you give me a hand? 115 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:57,571 Thanks, Al. I can take it from here. 116 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:02,442 Peg, I told you, I've gotta conserve my energy if you expect sex tonight. 117 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:05,979 Sex tonight? 118 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:10,984 My legs are aching, my head is killing me, and I feel queasy. 119 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:14,221 I feel like I already had sex with you. 120 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:22,362 So just forget about tonight. 121 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:26,466 When this day is over, I am going upstairs and sleep for a week. 122 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,702 This is the worst day of my life. 123 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:32,239 Lugging and scrubbing. Pushing and pulling. 124 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:35,709 Dragging and hauling. Washing and wiping. 125 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,711 God! 126 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:41,348 My back aches. My front aches. 127 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,351 You know, I could die from this. 128 00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:47,888 God, I'm so tired. 129 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:52,492 All right, now what little dirty job do you have for me? 130 00:09:57,497 --> 00:10:00,500 Oh, no. 131 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,706 I'm so tired! 132 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,010 I hate you, Al. 133 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,145 I really, really hate you. 134 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:16,450 You know, a gentleman would've said, "Thanks for the good time, babe. 135 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:20,387 Let me clean that bird doody while you rest." 136 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:24,424 But not you. You are a pig, Al. 137 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:27,728 And my arms are killing me. 138 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,238 Scrub harder. 139 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,907 Oh, it still won't come off. 140 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,077 Somebody help me. 141 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,781 Don't just sit there. Do something. 142 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,758 No! God! 143 00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,659 I'm tired! 144 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,362 No! 145 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,035 Water. 146 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,842 - Hey, babe. - Water. 147 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:19,012 No time for that. Gotta get ready for the barbecue. 148 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,748 Oh, listen. Honey, don't touch my grill. 149 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,683 It's filthy, Al. 150 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:28,188 Don't you want me to lick it clean so we can have sex again? 151 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,758 No. I like it just the way it is. 152 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:35,062 Last year's grease on the grill, last year's ashes on the bottom. 153 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,531 That's what makes the Bundyburger special. 154 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,866 Would you clean up that spot your hair made... 155 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,035 ...When it got caught on that nail? 156 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,604 I feel good, don't you? 157 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,881 I hate barbecues. 158 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,951 I hate Labor Day. 159 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:02,889 I hate watching buzzards circle while I'm having sex. 160 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,238 He's gonna kill me. 161 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,775 Where--? Where am I gonna get ashes? 162 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,646 Okay. Okay, okay. 163 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:49,402 She's turning into Grandma before our very eyes. 164 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,738 Kids, kids... 165 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,573 ...Mommy needs a little help. 166 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:59,579 You see, I accidentally knocked over Daddy's barbecue and lost his ashes. 167 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,251 Well, I guess you're out of here, then, huh, Mom? 168 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,621 Bud, you're the woman of the house now. 169 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,856 No, I don't think it's gonna get to that. 170 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:14,294 You see, Daddy doesn't know yet. And we have one thing going in our favor. 171 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:18,598 Every other family on the block is having a good time away from home... 172 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,033 ...Except us. 173 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,869 That means it's open season on their houses. 174 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:28,208 So I want you to check barbecues, fireplaces, and ovens for ashes. 175 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,845 Oh, whoever goes to the McGintys', bring me a Dr. Pepper. 176 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,313 Hurry up! 177 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,449 Oh, boy. God. 178 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,719 I can't stand this anymore! 179 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,788 I can. 180 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,858 Come to Daddy! 181 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:08,515 I hate Labor Day so much. 182 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,718 - Did you get the ashes? - A piece of cake. 183 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,788 You can learn a lot about a person going through their house. 184 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,324 You know Mr. Collins who lives down the block? 185 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,060 He must be a real stud. I mean, he's a bachelor... 186 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:24,130 ...But his whole closet is filled with women's clothing. 187 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:31,605 Pretty fancy thinking for a dullard, eh, Mom? 188 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,408 Well, we got the groceries. 189 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,513 Thanks so much for inviting us and letting us pay for it. 190 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,117 I still have $5.00 left if you need something to get the fire going. 191 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,753 Before we eat, I'm just gonna check on Aunt Tuney. 192 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,923 Marcie, she's dead. 193 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,193 Gone, fried, dust. 194 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,829 Paying sailors in hell. 195 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,333 You know, Aunt Tuney never liked you. 196 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:05,272 She didn't like anything that didn't rub its face across her potbelly. 197 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,142 Then why didn't she like you? 198 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,778 Mom, we're hungry... 199 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:15,148 ...And your underwear's under the table. 200 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:19,853 Where's Dad? 201 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:24,758 He's getting ready, honey. And you know what that means. 202 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,546 Let's cook. 203 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,925 Finally, we can eat. 204 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,426 Not quite yet. 205 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,362 Labor Day. 206 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,031 What does it mean to us? 207 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:43,803 To answer that question, we must hark back to earlier times. 208 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,372 You see, kids... 209 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,675 While the cavewoman sat around getting fat... 210 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:53,079 ...Smoking cigarettes, and watching the Phil Java Man show... 211 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:57,217 ...The caveman braved the elements... 212 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,419 ...Risking life and limb. 213 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,088 And the prehistoric beasts... 214 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,924 ...With only the hair on his back for protection. 215 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:09,996 In 1492, Columbus brought Labor Day to America. 216 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,932 And the women still did nothing! 217 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,304 And that's what Labor Day means to me. 218 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,510 May we eat now? 219 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,145 Not quite yet. 220 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:30,417 What other torture can he possibly inflict on us? 221 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,742 And the burgers take the field. 222 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,714 In exactly 11 minutes and seven seconds... 223 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:07,287 ...You're going to sink your teeth in the best burger ever yanked out of a cow. 224 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,824 Al, you make it sound so good... 225 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,393 ...But Marcie and I rarely eat red meat. 226 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,095 So would you mind fixing up this salmon I brought? 227 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,730 No problem. 228 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,673 No fish will ever touch my grill. 229 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,914 Well, we still have three minutes before we have to turn the burgers. 230 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,817 Come on, Peg. This is your lucky day. 231 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,319 Look! It's open, Al. 232 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,689 Really, it's open, and it wasn't hard at all. 233 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:46,159 Really. Oh, no! 234 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,769 - What happened to my fish? - Well, it fell on the ground. Eat up. 235 00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,639 Well? 236 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,509 - The greatest, Dad. - Delicious. 237 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,277 Peg? 238 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,454 Not that. No. I meant, how's your burger? 239 00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,257 I know what you want. 240 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,759 You want me to say it's tough and chewy... 241 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,395 ...So you can have your way with me again. 242 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,897 Well, it's not. 243 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:29,068 It's light and fluffy and melts in my mouth. 244 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,475 Steve... 245 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,077 ...How's your burger? 246 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,146 You know, I hate to admit it... 247 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:43,783 ...But this is the best burger I've ever had. What's your secret? 248 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,653 I sneak over to the nudie place a couple times a month... 249 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,922 ...In order to make it through life. 250 00:19:56,930 --> 00:20:00,466 No. I meant about your burgers. 251 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,736 The secret's in the ashes, Steve. See, I never clean my grill. 252 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:07,273 Ashes from the past for burgers of the future. 253 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,775 Marcie, you're not eating. 254 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,978 How can I eat with you talking about ashes? 255 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,681 It only makes me think of my poor Aunt Tuney... 256 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,918 ...Up on the mantel over our fireplace in her little urn. 257 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,431 Excuse me, but what did you say... 258 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,967 ...Was in the little urn above your fireplace? 259 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,169 The ashes of my dead aunt. 260 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,510 Bud, can I talk to you for a second? 261 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:28,888 Marcie, come on. You're not eating any. Take a bite. You'll like it. 262 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,957 - Marcie-- - Shut up, ghoul. 263 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,159 Alrighty. 264 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:40,566 These are quite good. 265 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:45,071 You know, Al, I'm sorry to be such a party poop. 266 00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:48,608 It's just that I loved my aunt very much. 267 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:52,178 These are delicious! 268 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,180 But Aunt Tuney meant so much to me. 269 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:58,885 I know she did, Marce, but sometimes we've gotta put the dead behind us. 270 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,255 You know, Aunt Tuney loved a good barbecue. 271 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:06,159 I only wish she could be with us right now. 272 00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:11,097 If it's any comfort to you, Marce, I'm sure she's with us in spirit. 273 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:13,866 Bone. 274 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,204 But if she was here... 275 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:21,040 ...I'm sure she'd be saying just what we're saying now: 276 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:25,211 These are the best burgers this side of heaven. 21836

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