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Yes, Connie, I'm coming to you
from Fort Lauderdale...
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...And we're rocking to celebrate
summer's last hurrah...
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...Labor Day weekend.
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I don't know why we're on because
you'd have to be a real no-life...
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...To be home on a
picture-perfect day like this.
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Mom, please.
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Is this how I'm gonna spend
my Labor Day weekend?
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Sitting between my mother
and a pizza with everything?
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The holiday got you down, Kel?
Let's just pretend it's a normal day.
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Get up on the table, dance around...
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...And me and Mom will
put dollars down your blouse.
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Now, Bud...
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...Not everything Reverend Felcher
says from the pulpit is true.
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Greeting, vultures.
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Your meal ticket's here.
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Guess where I have been.
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Locked in the trunk of your car
with a dead cat?
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And no one understands
why I scream on the way home.
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Anyhow, I was thinking, how could
we have a perfect Labor Day?
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And then it hit me.
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While all those families of morons are
wasting their time going to the beach...
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...Guess where we're gonna be.
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No, not another family barbecue.
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Yes, a family barbecue!
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Who's gonna give it a "Whoa, Bundy," here?
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No one? Fine.
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Oh, Al. Honey, don't get us wrong.
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It's not that we don't enjoy
sweltering in the back yard...
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...Being bitten by horseflies...
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...And watching you scratch your
sweaty back with our salad forks.
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But, honey, just once we would
like to do something we want.
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Well, we can't do something
that you want, and I'll tell you why.
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Because it's Labor Day, not Leech Day.
That's Christmas.
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It's not Parasite Day.
That's Mother's Day.
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See, this is a holiday
for the working guy.
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It celebrates all the people who work,
so that all the people who don't...
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...Get to live longer and
have more than he does.
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So tomorrow, unless, God willing,
I die in my sleep...
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...I get up for me and celebrate for me.
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Tomorrow is Al Bun-Day.
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Gee, I thought that was Al-oween.
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I don't wanna sit around the house
all day and sleep.
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It's like being at school.
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The difference between here and school is...
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...You'll be out of here when you're 18.
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Now, tomorrow your job is to go shopping.
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Why can't we shop today?
Traffic too light?
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If you were paying attention
all these years...
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...You'd know that Al Bundy
doesn't barbecue with day-old fixings.
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Now, it's your job tomorrow...
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...To get fresh meat, fresh cheese,
and fresh charcoal.
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Watch those chips.
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I don't want you getting anything
that says "natural ingredients."
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Kids, since we're all gonna spend
the whole day together tomorrow...
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...Today, get out.
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Oh, and don't forget.
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I don't want my ketchup
in those plastic squeeze things.
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I want bottles,
just like the Pilgrims had.
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I wish you could have seen your father
when he was in high school...
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- ...Before all this happened.
- As I recall, they almost did.
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I can't wait to have kids
so I can make them suffer.
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When they ask who their dad is,
you can play "Wheel of Father."
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Now, Peg, I don't want you to think
that I forgot you in all this.
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Your job is very important too.
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You get to bring the benches
from the basement...
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...And scrape off the bird doody.
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Traditionally, the job of the queen.
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That, and killing and eating her mate.
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Oh, what a day this is gonna be!
Can you feel the excitement, Peg?
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Oh, Al, I've given up on excitement.
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I'm going for relief.
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Which brings us to a little promise
you made just last spring.
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Sex again.
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Peg, we've been married for
17 years now. Can't we just be friends?
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No. I don't like you,
I just want to have sex with you.
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Oh, come on, honey.
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You promised me that when
you were rested, we could do it.
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And besides, the way you do it,
it's just like resting anyway.
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Oh, Peggy, I don't know what to do.
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Steve is an unfeeling cur.
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As you know, my sainted Aunt Tuney
passed away.
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Sainted, my foot.
She used to pay for sailors.
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She was 67, and they
wouldn't come for free.
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Anyw--
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Anyway, I was her favorite...
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...And the honor of caring for
her sainted ashes fell to me.
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And the horrible cross to bear of
caring for her $100,000 fell to her cats.
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Oh, Aunt Tuney, no one understands but me.
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Oh, we understand. You're insane.
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Must you carry that urn wherever you go?
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She sleeps with it, you know.
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I can't throw stones.
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Look, Marcie, all I am saying...
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...Is that it is unhealthy for you
to walk around with a load of ashes...
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...While five moth-eaten cats
have a bigger Mercedes than I do.
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Damn nouveau cats.
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Guys, guys, guys.
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This should be a happy day,
not fighting, and arguing, and...
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...Having sex with our spouses.
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So I'm going to do something
that I wouldn't normally do.
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Use a Q-Tip?
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Oh, want some loving, babe?
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Anyhow, us Bundys are having
a barbecue tomorrow...
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...And I'm inviting you two to share
some of our famous Bundyburgers.
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Well, I suppose Aunt Tuney
would like a day out in the fresh air.
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She got enough of that when we rowed
her around the lake yesterday.
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Thank you, Al. We'll be glad to come.
What can we bring?
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Just the plates, and some food, and
some beers and leave the rest to us.
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This is gonna be just great.
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There's nothing like spending
Labor Day with the family...
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...And good food and good friends.
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Oh, God. What a charade!
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Oh, God!
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This is heavy.
Can you give me a hand?
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Thanks, Al.
I can take it from here.
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Peg, I told you, I've gotta conserve
my energy if you expect sex tonight.
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Sex tonight?
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My legs are aching, my head
is killing me, and I feel queasy.
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I feel like I already had sex with you.
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So just forget about tonight.
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When this day is over, I am going
upstairs and sleep for a week.
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This is the worst day of my life.
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Lugging and scrubbing.
Pushing and pulling.
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Dragging and hauling.
Washing and wiping.
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God!
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My back aches. My front aches.
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You know, I could die from this.
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God, I'm so tired.
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All right, now what little dirty job
do you have for me?
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Oh, no.
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I'm so tired!
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I hate you, Al.
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I really, really hate you.
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You know, a gentleman would've said,
"Thanks for the good time, babe.
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Let me clean that bird doody
while you rest."
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But not you. You are a pig, Al.
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And my arms are killing me.
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Scrub harder.
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Oh, it still won't come off.
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Somebody help me.
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Don't just sit there.
Do something.
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No! God!
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I'm tired!
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No!
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Water.
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- Hey, babe.
- Water.
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No time for that. Gotta get ready
for the barbecue.
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Oh, listen. Honey, don't touch my grill.
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It's filthy, Al.
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Don't you want me to lick it clean
so we can have sex again?
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No. I like it just the way it is.
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Last year's grease on the grill,
last year's ashes on the bottom.
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That's what makes the Bundyburger special.
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Would you clean up that spot
your hair made...
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...When it got caught on that nail?
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I feel good, don't you?
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I hate barbecues.
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I hate Labor Day.
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I hate watching buzzards circle
while I'm having sex.
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He's gonna kill me.
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Where--?
Where am I gonna get ashes?
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Okay. Okay, okay.
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She's turning into Grandma
before our very eyes.
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Kids, kids...
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...Mommy needs a little help.
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You see, I accidentally knocked over
Daddy's barbecue and lost his ashes.
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Well, I guess you're out of here,
then, huh, Mom?
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Bud, you're the woman of the house now.
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No, I don't think it's gonna get to that.
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You see, Daddy doesn't know yet. And
we have one thing going in our favor.
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Every other family on the block is
having a good time away from home...
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...Except us.
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That means it's open season
on their houses.
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So I want you to check barbecues,
fireplaces, and ovens for ashes.
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Oh, whoever goes to the McGintys',
bring me a Dr. Pepper.
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Hurry up!
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Oh, boy. God.
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I can't stand this anymore!
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I can.
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Come to Daddy!
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I hate Labor Day so much.
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- Did you get the ashes?
- A piece of cake.
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You can learn a lot about a person
going through their house.
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You know Mr. Collins
who lives down the block?
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He must be a real stud.
I mean, he's a bachelor...
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...But his whole closet
is filled with women's clothing.
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Pretty fancy thinking
for a dullard, eh, Mom?
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Well, we got the groceries.
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Thanks so much for inviting us
and letting us pay for it.
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I still have $5.00 left if you need
something to get the fire going.
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Before we eat, I'm just gonna
check on Aunt Tuney.
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Marcie, she's dead.
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Gone, fried, dust.
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Paying sailors in hell.
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You know,
Aunt Tuney never liked you.
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She didn't like anything that didn't
rub its face across her potbelly.
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Then why didn't she like you?
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Mom, we're hungry...
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...And your underwear's under the table.
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Where's Dad?
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He's getting ready, honey.
And you know what that means.
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Let's cook.
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Finally, we can eat.
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Not quite yet.
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Labor Day.
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What does it mean to us?
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To answer that question,
we must hark back to earlier times.
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You see, kids...
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While the cavewoman
sat around getting fat...
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...Smoking cigarettes, and
watching the Phil Java Man show...
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...The caveman braved the elements...
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...Risking life and limb.
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And the prehistoric beasts...
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...With only the hair
on his back for protection.
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In 1492, Columbus brought
Labor Day to America.
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And the women still did nothing!
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And that's what Labor Day means to me.
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May we eat now?
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Not quite yet.
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What other torture
can he possibly inflict on us?
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And the burgers take the field.
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In exactly 11 minutes and seven seconds...
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...You're going to sink your teeth in the
best burger ever yanked out of a cow.
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Al, you make it sound so good...
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...But Marcie and I rarely eat red meat.
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So would you mind fixing up
this salmon I brought?
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No problem.
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No fish will ever touch my grill.
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Well, we still have three minutes
before we have to turn the burgers.
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Come on, Peg.
This is your lucky day.
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Look! It's open, Al.
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Really, it's open,
and it wasn't hard at all.
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Really. Oh, no!
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- What happened to my fish?
- Well, it fell on the ground. Eat up.
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Well?
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- The greatest, Dad.
- Delicious.
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Peg?
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Not that. No.
I meant, how's your burger?
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I know what you want.
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You want me to say it's tough and chewy...
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...So you can have your way with me again.
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Well, it's not.
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It's light and fluffy
and melts in my mouth.
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Steve...
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...How's your burger?
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You know, I hate to admit it...
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...But this is the best burger
I've ever had. What's your secret?
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I sneak over to the nudie place
a couple times a month...
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...In order to make it through life.
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No. I meant about your burgers.
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The secret's in the ashes, Steve.
See, I never clean my grill.
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Ashes from the past
for burgers of the future.
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Marcie, you're not eating.
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How can I eat with you
talking about ashes?
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00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,681
It only makes me think of
my poor Aunt Tuney...
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...Up on the mantel over our fireplace
in her little urn.
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00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,431
Excuse me, but what did you say...
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...Was in the little urn
above your fireplace?
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The ashes of my dead aunt.
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00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,510
Bud, can I talk to you for a second?
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Marcie, come on. You're not eating any.
Take a bite. You'll like it.
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- Marcie--
- Shut up, ghoul.
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Alrighty.
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These are quite good.
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You know, Al, I'm sorry
to be such a party poop.
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00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:48,608
It's just that I loved my aunt very much.
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These are delicious!
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But Aunt Tuney meant so much to me.
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I know she did, Marce, but sometimes
we've gotta put the dead behind us.
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You know, Aunt Tuney
loved a good barbecue.
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I only wish she could
be with us right now.
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If it's any comfort to you, Marce,
I'm sure she's with us in spirit.
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Bone.
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But if she was here...
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...I'm sure she'd be saying
just what we're saying now:
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These are the best burgers
this side of heaven.
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