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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:24,552 Peg. 2 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,321 Kids. 3 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,825 Thank you. 4 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,363 No wife. No kids. 5 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:39,033 No pain. 6 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,435 The way God intended. 7 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,942 Now, I'm truly alive. 8 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,247 Hi, honey. 9 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,915 Are the kids home? 10 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,384 What's it to you? 11 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:00,454 Nothing really. 12 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,824 I was just thinking we could spend some time together. 13 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,207 Isn't this nice. 14 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,077 Let's have sex. 15 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,980 Wait a second, Peg. Didn't we do it last month? 16 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,350 Yeah, but let's finish it. 17 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:35,256 Sit up, shut up and brace yourself. 18 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,858 Help! Kids. 19 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,627 Save me. 20 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,328 No one can help you, Al. 21 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,732 Take me on a 30-second trip to the moon. 22 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:52,006 Damn. It's Mom's birthday. 23 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:57,211 Kids, come in and don't ever leave me alone with your mother again. 24 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,414 How was school? 25 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,150 It was fine, Mom. This is our last week. 26 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,554 I better start going. 27 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:11,659 Kelly, are you failing again? 28 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,894 Say something to her, Al. 29 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:15,763 This is no good, Kelly. 30 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,698 Now, go play. 31 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,534 Let's not forget we're parents. 32 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:24,705 Now, come on Kelly, there must be someone at school you can cheat off. 33 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,007 You can't be a junior forever. 34 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:28,742 Oh, the pressure. 35 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,611 "Kelly, you have to go to school." 36 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:34,415 "Kelly, you have to pass." "Kelly, you have to learn to read." 37 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,787 How am I supposed to grow up with all this hanging over my head? 38 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:42,156 Come on now, sweetheart. 39 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,991 I know you can pass. 40 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,293 You're a smart girl. 41 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,301 You're right, Mom. 42 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:58,839 I will not be seen sitting next to my little brother in since class. 43 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,009 That's science class, Kel. 44 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,779 Al, she's trying so hard. 45 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:10,951 Hey, maybe what I need is a smart little feeb with no social life to tutor me. 46 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,987 Bud, would you help me pass? 47 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:14,922 I'll give it a shot. 48 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:18,826 But I might have more luck teaching Buck how to sing and dance. 49 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,596 What subjects do you need help in? 50 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,466 I don't know. What classes am I taking? 51 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:32,006 Oh, Al, a warm family moment. 52 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:35,809 Now, sit up, shut up and brace yourself. 53 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,411 Wait a second, Peg. 54 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,046 Remember, the kids are here. 55 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:41,615 If you want to have sex, they'll have to leave. 56 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,818 And if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave. 57 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:51,258 I want us to have a beautiful expression of our love. 58 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,327 Now, come on. 59 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,798 Let's go downstairs. 60 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,434 You can put dirty laundry on the Ping-Pong table... 61 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:03,437 ...And disappoint me as only you can. 62 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,709 Well, after you, sweetheart. 63 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,853 Open this door, Al. 64 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:24,725 When I get out of here, we're gonna do it twice. 65 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:29,863 That means a full minute, Al. 66 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:37,871 I deserve a beautiful expression of our love, you slug. 67 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,374 And I'm gonna have it. 68 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:44,211 Hi, kids. 69 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,748 So how's the studying going? 70 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,783 Great. We're on our way to the library. 71 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,318 Bud's really been helping me. 72 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,153 We've been studying history. 73 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:57,791 For instance, did you know that Thomas Jefferson's wife was black? 74 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:02,162 He and Weezy were poor once, you know. 75 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:11,371 He was a real renaissance man. He was an architect and a dry cleaner. 76 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,542 And a songwriter. Tell them, Kel. 77 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:19,046 When Thomas Jefferson was writing the Declaration of Independence... 78 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,615 ...On the back he wrote this song. 79 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,209 Junior no more, huh, Dad? 80 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:57,351 Al, I'm worried about Kelly. 81 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,052 Oh, well. 82 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:02,790 Sit up, shut up and brace yourself. 83 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,825 Peggy. 84 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:08,595 There's something disgusting going on in this neighborhood. 85 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,265 See, Peg. Now everybody knows. 86 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:16,170 I knew we should have skipped foreplay. 87 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,405 What happened, Marce? 88 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,007 It was horrible. 89 00:07:20,174 --> 00:07:22,910 I was just getting into my nightie before Steve came home... 90 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,546 ...For a little three-hour love fest. 91 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,451 It's all we have time for on a work night. 92 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:36,089 When I saw this hideous face in the window. 93 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,524 It was a peeper. 94 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:40,260 - Men are slime. - That's right. 95 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,262 Here's one. 96 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,703 Hi, honey, I thought I saw you over here. 97 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:53,807 So before I deck the whole herd over there, what's going on? 98 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:56,243 Steve, I was peeped. 99 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,178 It was awful. 100 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:01,281 He saw me in all my nakedness. 101 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,284 What did he see, honey? 102 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:07,921 Did he see your jimmies? 103 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,692 He saw it all, Steve. 104 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:16,163 Marcie, did they find this guy passed out in the bushes... 105 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,131 ...Still twitching from fear? 106 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,170 Because, I mean, just the thought of it gives me the heebie-jeebies. 107 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:32,880 Anyway, I screamed and ran outside. 108 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,782 The neighborhood women came to my aid. And guess what. 109 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,218 He's been peeping all over the neighborhood. 110 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:41,121 We've got ourselves a serial peeper. 111 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:44,157 He peeped me last night. 112 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,159 He peeped you? 113 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:51,031 Yes. It was horrible. 114 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,367 Well, how was it for you? 115 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,938 Al, please. 116 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:01,141 The fat and unattractive have rights too. 117 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:03,877 So do the beautiful. 118 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,512 I was peeped too. 119 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,514 The beast. 120 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,651 Could you show us what he saw? 121 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,890 - This swine must be stopped! - Yes! 122 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,494 - And we are just the babes to do it. - That's right. 123 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:23,196 Yeah. No man looks at me and lives. 124 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,500 You said a mouthful. 125 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,835 - Let's lynch him! - Yeah, string him up! 126 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:32,506 All right, but before we hang him, we'll bring him to my garage. 127 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:36,176 We have a stereo there that we can use to cover his screams. 128 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:39,579 And a-screaming he will be. 129 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,982 I know a toenail doesn't seem like much... 130 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:45,686 ...But when peeled slowly away from the peeper's body... 131 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,789 ...With a pair of rusty tweezers... 132 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:52,159 ...Then justice will finally belong to the peepies. 133 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:53,827 Yes! 134 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,431 Marcie... 135 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,302 What about the big boys? Did he see them too? 136 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:06,606 Steve, how could he see the jimmies and not see the big boys? 137 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,375 Now, shut up. 138 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:16,249 All right, then. Are we all together on the slow and brutal death of this man? 139 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,785 - Yes! - What about you, Peggy? 140 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:23,623 Well, sure. He must be-- He peeped you too? 141 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,126 Is there anyone this guy hasn't peeped? 142 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,395 Just you and Old Lady Mc Ginty. 143 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,531 Something must be done. 144 00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:35,102 I've just been peeped! 145 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:41,008 Al, nobody wants to peep me. 146 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:46,279 - Hold me. - Well, nobody wants to hold you either. 147 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,536 Al. He's looking at me. 148 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,308 No, Peg. It's an owl. 149 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,778 Yeah, he's seen you. 150 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,147 He's spinning out of control. 151 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,949 Now he's down. 152 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,921 Well, you've killed. Can we shut the window now? 153 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,059 Al, tell me the truth. 154 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:35,062 - I'm losing my looks, aren't I? - No. 155 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:38,331 You're just saying that because you know that's what I want to hear. 156 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:41,034 Now, tell me the truth. 157 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,969 Am I losing my looks? 158 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,072 Yes. 159 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,042 You pig. 160 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:51,978 You know I'm down. 161 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,613 The least you could do is lie. 162 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,750 Well, come on honey. Sit down here a second. 163 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,521 But he can't see me if I'm sitting down. 164 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,558 Peg, look. This guy is obviously crazy. 165 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,094 I mean, he must be crazy if he won't look at you. 166 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,596 You've got it all, Peg. 167 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,066 Like what, Al? 168 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,135 You know, like... 169 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:19,372 I don't know. I just said it because I'm tired. 170 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:25,779 Look Al, I let you sleep through the conception of our two children... 171 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,181 ...But not this time. 172 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,018 No one is going to sleep until I get peeped. 173 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,856 Maybe it's because we're up on the second floor... 174 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,325 ...And it's hard to get up here to look. 175 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,026 That's no excuse. 176 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:44,097 I left a ladder and milk and cookies on the ledge. 177 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,001 Hi, Dad. Hi, Mom. 178 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,836 How's the studying coming? 179 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:54,841 Great. Kelly, tell Mom and Dad the Theory of Relativity. 180 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,577 Mom and Dad are my relatives. 181 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,679 Therefore, I am. 182 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,853 That's terrific, honey. 183 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,556 Bud, can I talk to you for a second over here? 184 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,393 From now on, I'm going to be Kelly Bundy, senior... 185 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,563 ...Not just a name on the bathroom wall. 186 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,268 Now, son... 187 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,704 ...I know you're having fun with your sister, her being, well... 188 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,573 ...A dullard and all. 189 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,478 But if Kelly doesn't get out of high school, she won't leave home. 190 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,914 Then Daddy will never get his own room. 191 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,217 If that happens, I just might run amuck in alphabetical order. 192 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,153 Do you understand, Bud? 193 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,892 I think I understand. 194 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,097 So no Shakespeare, the Friendly Ghost? 195 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,071 No I dream of Lincoln? 196 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,974 No, Bud. 197 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,210 Why did you have me? 198 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,779 Peg, why did we have him? 199 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,782 Peg. 200 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,450 I have cookies. 201 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,021 He's not coming. 202 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,091 Nobody wants to look at me. 203 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,760 Nobody wants me. 204 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,630 Nobody loves me. 205 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,477 You know what you have to do, cowboy. 206 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,316 I care about you, pooky. 207 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,087 Really, Al? 208 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,489 Oh, yes. 209 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,926 Do I ever. 210 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:56,129 Just seeing you over there by the window... 211 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,064 ...Really turns me on. 212 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,037 Come to Daddy. 213 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,707 Oh, Al. 214 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,343 Oh, God. 215 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,114 Well, it's not my fault. 216 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:18,051 I'm sure he'll peep me in his own good time. 217 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,520 Goodbye, Mom. 218 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,691 Well, the peeper is still working the neighborhood. 219 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,760 Everyone has been peeped twice. 220 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,263 And here I am, peepless. 221 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,066 Oh, Peg. 222 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:38,138 Seeing you sitting there by the phone really turns me on. 223 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,008 Oh, shut up, Al. 224 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:48,048 You think I'm really satisfied hearing you say: "28, 29, 30, I'm out of here." 225 00:15:55,055 --> 00:16:00,393 Now, I'm going upstairs to try on some clothes in the window. 226 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,664 Maybe I ought to get a job in the bomb squad. 227 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,933 At least then there'd be hope. 228 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,402 Hey, Dad. What are you doing? 229 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,972 Sitting by the dock of the bay. 230 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,041 Wasting time. 231 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,310 Is she learning anything? 232 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,713 Kelly. 233 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,115 What's the Bill of Rights? 234 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,251 The first ten amendments to the Constitution. 235 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,188 What are the three main types of clouds? 236 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:32,592 There are three: cumulus, cirrus, and stratus. 237 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,928 What is a synapse? 238 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,564 The junction-- A microscopic gap, actually... 239 00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:40,834 ...Of two neighboring neurons or nerve cells. 240 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,607 That's incredible. 241 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,677 - Good job, Bud. - Thanks, Dad. 242 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,045 But-- 243 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,814 There is one slight problem. 244 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:59,953 See, if you take a gallon of knowledge and pour it into a shot glass of a brain... 245 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,088 ...You're gonna spill some. 246 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:06,760 In other words, certain basic information had to be sacrificed. 247 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,061 Like what? 248 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,730 What was that? 249 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,540 The doorbell. 250 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,478 Who's the old guy? 251 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,116 That's Dad. 252 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,255 Are you our dog? 253 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,933 Doorbell. 254 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,741 Al, I got a problem. 255 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:58,311 This Peeping Tom thing is ruining my marriage. 256 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,480 Marcie's so upset... 257 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,116 ...She hasn't let me have sex with her for five days. 258 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,951 Well, it could be worse. 259 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,221 I've had sex with mine for five straight days. 260 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:13,493 Only way I get through it is to put a TV next to her so I can watch Get Smart. 261 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,699 Well, I like having sex with Marcie. 262 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,169 Without sex, I might as well live with my mother and be happy. 263 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,475 At least in the morning, I get my juice and vitamin in bed. 264 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,109 Really? 265 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,747 My mom would just light me up a Lucky and send me off to school. 266 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,854 But help me, Steve. I can't go on having sex with my wife. 267 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,090 I can't go on having sex without mine. 268 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,034 The peeper's not coming. 269 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:58,838 Oh, God. I need a man. 270 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,540 Let me see. 271 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,242 Oh, well. 272 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,010 Al. 273 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,580 Take it easy, Al. 274 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,783 Once Peggy gets peeped, things will be back to normal. 275 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,419 Whatever that may be around this house. 276 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,688 Al. 277 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,291 Oh, sweetums. 278 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:25,431 You know what you have to do now, cowboy. 279 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,507 Peep, peep, peep. 280 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,444 Peeper here. 281 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,350 Cookies. 282 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,597 Peep, peep. 283 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,467 The hell with it. 284 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,471 - It's him! - It's him. The peeper! 285 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,306 Let's get him, girls! 286 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,175 Get the gasoline! 287 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:47,413 Help. Help. Peeper. Peeper. 288 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,215 It's about time. 289 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,517 How dare you. 290 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:58,224 Now we've got you! Start it up, girls. 291 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,169 Oh, honey. 292 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:15,408 That was sweet of you to pretend to be the peeper just to make me feel good. 293 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,043 Well, great news. 294 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:20,046 Last night, while you were in intensive care... 295 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:23,149 ...I finally got peeped by the real peeper. 296 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,185 - Isn't that great? - I'm so happy for you. 297 00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:27,620 Tooth. 298 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,093 And by the way, honey. 299 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:39,165 The neighborhood women really feel bad about setting you on fire like that. 300 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,368 It's okay. I'm just sorry I kept going out on them. 301 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,871 Must have been all that sweat. 302 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,608 Folks. 303 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,176 A big welcome. 304 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,644 For Kelly Bundy. 305 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,513 Senior. 306 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,015 I passed. 307 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,954 Thank God. I don't have to study ever again. 308 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,489 I'm a senior. 309 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,693 Oh, man, two more years and I graduate. 310 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,196 Honey, this calls for a real celebration. 311 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,298 - Let's go out. - Yeah! 312 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,800 Can you bring me my medicine? 313 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,802 And let's spend all of Daddy's money. 314 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,438 The painkiller's wearing off over here. 315 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,607 The hell with them. 316 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:25,044 At least I'm alone. Now, I can relax. 22446

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