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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,457 - Well, what did we get? - Let's see. 2 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:32,993 Marble, a slug... 3 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:35,996 ...And this quarter I got from the blind guy. 4 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,834 When he turned to watch you bend over. 5 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:44,438 Yeah, you know, it's amazing how he sensed I was doing that. 6 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,009 Right, Kel. 7 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:51,479 Listen, there's gotta be some money in this house. 8 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,581 So you just keep a lookout for Mom and Dad. 9 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,649 I'm gonna go through their coat pockets. 10 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,530 Hi, kids. 11 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,666 I'm really glad you're here. 12 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:15,402 Has anyone seen my iron? 13 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:22,209 Mom, we've given up on getting food and guidance, but we need money. 14 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:25,212 Okay, kids, here's what I'm gonna do. 15 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:28,916 I'm gonna take this change and throw it up into the air. 16 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:31,785 Whatever you can grab is yours. 17 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:33,153 You ready? 18 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,655 Okay. 19 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,826 - Get her! - Hey, come on, you guys! 20 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,496 Kids, kids, kids! 21 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,632 Stop playing with your mother for a minute. 22 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,370 I was just up in the bathroom... 23 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:52,306 ...And I had an emotional experience. 24 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,709 You washed your hands this time? 25 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,446 No. 26 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,722 Anyhow, I'd like to share something beautiful with you. 27 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:10,658 I was up there watching my little TV... 28 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,594 ...And I saw that show that they call The Eight Families . 29 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,297 - You mean, Eight Is Enough . - Yeah, that's the one. 30 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:19,133 Anyway, the fat one they call Dad... 31 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:23,537 ...Had this great idea that they all get together and-- I don't really know... 32 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:26,907 ...What it was about, but the important thing is they were together... 33 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,677 ...And they did it as a family. Now it made me think. 34 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,979 See, we could do more together. 35 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:35,883 For instance, how much do we really know about each other? 36 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,019 Bud. 37 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,426 Right. Now, Bud, quick, when's Kelly's birthday? 38 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,695 It was yesterday, Dad. 39 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,865 Hey, I'm sorry I missed it, honey. 40 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,735 Happy birthday, sweetheart. 41 00:03:56,804 --> 00:04:00,474 Okay, but we're getting away from the point of this family thing. 42 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,177 Do you realize we don't have a family picture? 43 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,478 You know, we were gonna-- 44 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:08,616 We were always gonna. We were gonna get the picture, take that vacation... 45 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,285 ...We were gonna get the kids vaccinated... 46 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,021 ...But something always came up. 47 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:17,591 Not today. Today is gonna be Bundy family fun day. 48 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,827 We are going to be the four family. 49 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:22,463 The question is, where are we gonna go? 50 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:32,139 Oh, hi, you guys. Gee, you look great. 51 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:39,213 And your house looks lovely. 52 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:44,518 Anyhow, as you can see, Steve and I are going to the beach. 53 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,655 It's a little tradition we have. On the first sunny day in May... 54 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,858 ...We always go to the beach to shake hands with Mr. Summer. 55 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:54,995 Yes, our little summer tradition... 56 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:59,500 ...Is watching Al sweat through his pants onto Mr. Couch. 57 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,638 Well, you're lucky, Al. 58 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,874 For you, every day can be summer. 59 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:12,312 But I digress. We really didn't come over to throw our happiness... 60 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,816 ...In your face, actually, I was wondering if you could do me a favor? 61 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,585 What, grab one of your wife's legs and make a wish? 62 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:32,066 If you have chicken legs, call me Colonel Sanders. 63 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:36,136 And oh, baby, you do chicken right. 64 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,609 Guys, if I had eaten something in the last 48 hours... 65 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:45,279 ...I'd be showing you another little tradition I have. 66 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:48,382 What do you want? 67 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:53,921 Well, I had a little fender-bender with a rather large gentleman. 68 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,123 So I did what any thinking adult would do. 69 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:59,193 I threw myself on the ground and screamed, "Whiplash." 70 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,763 Unfortunately, he and his carload of children did the same thing. 71 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,598 If I hadn't seen you do it before... 72 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:08,502 ...I really would've believed your spine had snapped like a twig. 73 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,505 I had those kids going, didn't I? 74 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:16,243 Anyhow, I forgot my insurance card... 75 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:18,712 ...So I put the information in this envelope. 76 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,381 And I was wondering if I could tape it to your door. 77 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:24,017 - Why our door? - I pleaded poverty. 78 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,086 To prove it I gave them your address. 79 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,822 Thanks, guys. Let's beach it, babe. 80 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,927 You know, Peg, Steve just gave me a great idea. 81 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,463 We're gonna have Bundy day at the beach. 82 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,799 Peg, what are you doing? 83 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,135 There's a new odor in this house. 84 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,270 Al... 85 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,472 No, that's the old one. 86 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:50,277 I think it's coming from this envelope. 87 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,247 Hey, I smell it too, mom. 88 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,953 It's money. 89 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,359 But I don't recognize the denomination. 90 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,729 Well, then that means that it's more than five. 91 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,533 Hey, I hope it's a G-spot. 92 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,007 Honey, that's a ten-spot. 93 00:07:23,177 --> 00:07:25,179 A hundred dollar bill. 94 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:28,315 Gee, the nerve of that Steve. 95 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,652 He didn't trust us enough to tell us there was money in that envelope. 96 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,388 You know, I am really hurt. 97 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:39,326 Kids, now I don't want you to think that everyone is as dishonest as Steve. 98 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:42,496 So to show you that honesty is the only way... 99 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,799 ...We're going to take Steve's money... 100 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:49,870 ...And leave a note for that guy telling him exactly where to find Steve. 101 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,776 What a day! We're gonna have Bundy day at the beach... 102 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:59,279 ...Get a nice picture like that eight family and then go to dinner. 103 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,014 - Yeah! - Food! 104 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,951 - Yeah! - What, you're hungry too? 105 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:08,255 What the hell! Everybody eats! 106 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:13,060 Dad, look what we did. 107 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,136 Well, we're here! 108 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:32,379 Well, Kel, do I spell man or what? 109 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,616 Well, if you connect your zits you might. 110 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,920 Well, either that or Mississippi. 111 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,157 Come here, Kel. 112 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,696 Yep. I hear the ocean. 113 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:54,868 Well, I'm buffed and ready. I'm gonna go find me a babe. 114 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:58,438 You couldn't find a woman in a gynecologist's office. 115 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:03,277 Oh, yeah? Five bucks says I get a squeeze before you. 116 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,412 You're on. 117 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,549 It's a sucker bet, Kel, because unlike the dances at school... 118 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,885 ...This time I get to take my top off. 119 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,896 Okay, everybody, let's get together for the picture. 120 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,098 Kids! Damn! 121 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:28,835 I could've taken that picture and been home already. 122 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:33,073 Honey, take a picture of me so you can remember me when I was beautiful. 123 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,375 What, you're gonna get worse? 124 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,312 Shut up and take the picture. 125 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,290 - Did you get it? - Got it. 126 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:04,805 Hey! You're in my sun. 127 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,709 I'm trying to get an all-over tan. 128 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,512 Well, you're asking a lot of the sun. 129 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,754 - Okay, honey, let's get comfortable. - All right. 130 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,190 - Foot powder. - Yeah. 131 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,060 Binaca. 132 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,263 Deodorant. 133 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,268 Zinc oxide. 134 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,906 Bug spray. 135 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:46,913 Okay, here's a little something for you to read. 136 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,052 Honey, will you put oil on me? 137 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,087 Leave me alone. 138 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:58,058 Excuse me, would you mind putting some oil on my back? 139 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,594 Well, I'd be honored. 140 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,564 Hey, Al, look at this. 141 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:13,140 I'm sorry, he can't right now. He's blind. 142 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:19,980 Really? Wait till I tell my friends. I made a blind man drool. 143 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,721 - You okay, honey? - Yeah, peachy. 144 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,091 Al... 145 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,560 ...Let's make out. 146 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,677 Hey, nice throw, Chip. 147 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,981 Excuse me there, girls. 148 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,651 I didn't notice you there. 149 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:02,189 So, babes, it's nice to meet some cool chicks on a hot day. 150 00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:05,625 My name's Bud. 151 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,530 Hey, Bud, there's a fly drowning in the oil... 152 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,533 ...On what will someday be your chest. 153 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:20,140 Bud, go long. 154 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,981 Let's see, who should I make the lucky recipient... 155 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,550 ...Of what's behind bikini number one? 156 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:37,324 Lifeguard! Help! help! 157 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,460 What's wrong? 158 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:45,098 I feel sad every time I see an empty spot behind a rock. Would you join me? 159 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,568 Help! Help! 160 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,942 If they can't swim, why do they come to the beach? 161 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,366 I know that hand. 162 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:22,169 Al? Al Bundy? 163 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,971 Well, don't you recognize me? 164 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,541 Marilyn Beamis? 165 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,110 - Hey, it's been a lot of years. - It sure has. 166 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,679 You still look great, Al. You work out a lot? 167 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,247 No, I barely eat. 168 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,952 - What you been up to? - Well, I got married, got divorced. 169 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,154 Had a couple of kids, in that order. 170 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:47,194 Kids, listen, be careful there, don't get any sand in the beer. 171 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,865 You know, I think a lot about you, Al. 172 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,767 Remember those nights at the drive-in? 173 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:57,871 You used to hide me in the trunk of the car to save that dollar? 174 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:03,243 And then it'd be right from the trunk into the back seat. Remember, Al? 175 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,115 Yeah, those were the good old days. 176 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,886 - It's a nice day, isn't it, Al? - Yeah. 177 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:18,225 Al, would you do me a small favor? 178 00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:22,028 Would you make love to me right here, right now? 179 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,134 Well, I'm married. 180 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,437 Well, I don't care. 181 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,711 Yeah, but she's right here. 182 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:41,014 Well, I don't care. It'll make it more exciting. 183 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,718 Well, I'll send the kids away if you want. 184 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:51,258 Yeah, Marilyn, you always were one that would go that extra mile. 185 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,495 But I don't want this to get out, but, see, I like my family. 186 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,064 I don't think it'd be right. Now don't feel insulted. 187 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,101 I'd say the same thing to my wife if she asked for sex. 188 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,536 That's too bad, Al. 189 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:08,608 Because you are and always will be the one man for me. 190 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:12,212 Gary? Gary Cain, you still look great. 191 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,747 You work out a lot? 192 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,117 Come on, kids. That's a real gold chain he's wearing. 193 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,989 I hate the beach. 194 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:34,668 Beach blanket bingo over here, babycakes. 195 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,704 Oh, hi, Steve. 196 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,339 How was your swim? 197 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,776 Well, the water's a little polluted... 198 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,546 ...But invigorating. 199 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:51,618 Steve, I just couldn't take my eyes off you as you emerged from the water. 200 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:55,121 The sun glistening off your powerful arms. 201 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,590 Your blond-- 202 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,795 Dark hair framing your powerful shoulders. 203 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,365 You move with the easy grace of a jungle cat. 204 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,640 Well, you know, my parents toyed with the idea of naming me Tiger. 205 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,543 But then the yellow went away, and they went with Steve. 206 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:24,017 - Oh, God, it's a beautiful day, isn't it? - Oh, yes. And a perfect spot. 207 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,520 Mother Nature, this one's for you. 208 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,728 With you? 209 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:49,008 My bucket's broken. 210 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,012 Take it easy. I'll fix it for you. 211 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,051 Thanks. 212 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,388 You're my boyfriend. 213 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,656 Great. 214 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,160 Excuse me. 215 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,496 Hi there. I'm Bud. 216 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,732 Bud Bon Jovi. 217 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:19,239 We're doing a rock video for MTV, and I think you just got lucky. 218 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,976 Really? I'd do anything to be in a rock video. 219 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,715 And so you shall. 220 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,119 - Boyfriend? - Aren't you cute? 221 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,255 He's mine. 222 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,626 How dare you! 223 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,068 I love you, boyfriend. 224 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,004 Wanna play? 225 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,774 Hi, cutie, do you have the time? 226 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,676 Not for you, tramp! 227 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,081 How dare you. 228 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,025 Boring? Are you kidding? 229 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,528 You are one of the most interesting guys I have ever met. 230 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,431 So tell me more about your life's work. 231 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:22,902 Well, my quest for the perfect tan started when I was only 12. 232 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:27,474 I came from a poor family who couldn't afford a tan. 233 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,278 Wow, you've overcome so much. 234 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,687 I love you. 235 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:48,061 I give up. Look, I gotta go over and talk to this girl. 236 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,931 - Don't worry, she's my sister. - Can I come with you, boyfriend? 237 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,567 - Do I have a choice? - No. 238 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,337 It's like I'm married. 239 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,175 Hey, Kel, wanna go for a Slurpee? 240 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,177 Got one. 241 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:10,416 So, Chris, wanna take me for a ride in your Vette? 242 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,151 I don't really feel like it. 243 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,189 Hey, Chris, wanna take me for a ride in your Vette? 244 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,790 Sure. 245 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,806 Gee, alone, Kel? 246 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,143 Yeah. Neither of us did any good today. 247 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,345 - I guess the bet's off. - Yeah. 248 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,315 He's my boyfriend. 249 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,793 What, Steve? What? 250 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,463 I was just thinking about that moron I smacked into today. 251 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,434 I mean, he saw our Mercedes, and yet he thought we were as poor as he was. 252 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,903 He was willing to take $100. 253 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,373 Did you see the fluids gushing out of the bottom of his car? 254 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,776 A hundred bucks! 255 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,646 I kill me. 256 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,015 Excuse me. 257 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,585 Is this your Mercedes? 258 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,588 Well, Steve, I'd recognize it anywhere. 259 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,690 It's part of Klaus! 260 00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:29,028 Buy the way, the guy with the sledgehammer said your note: 261 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:33,132 "Gone to the beach. Ha-ha, loser," doesn't quite cover his damage. 262 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,368 Have a nice day... 263 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,904 ...And swim with a buddy. 264 00:20:57,223 --> 00:21:01,194 One stinking picture with my stinking family, that's all I wanted. 265 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,096 But nope. 266 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,665 Too much for you, Bundy. 267 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,774 Hi, honey. Gee, I guess I fell asleep. 268 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,275 I know. 269 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,911 I was kind of hoping we could go swimming together. 270 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,513 I know. 271 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,951 And if you would've laid even a hand on that Marilyn, I would've killed you. 272 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,953 I know. 273 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,656 I thought you were sleeping. 274 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:34,127 Honey, you know I can't sleep without my knee in your back. 275 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:40,533 But you know, Al, that was very sweet what you said about liking your family. 276 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,736 It would've been sweeter if you'd said that after your wife... 277 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,905 ...You were ruined for all other women. 278 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,241 Well, that's actually true. 279 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,912 Well, we're ready to go. 280 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,914 Wait a minute. 281 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:58,551 What happened here? Another kid? 282 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:02,188 How long was I asleep? 283 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,725 It's Bud's squeeze. 284 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:10,396 We're gonna have to have a little talk, me and you, young man. 285 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:14,167 But not right now. Right now I want a picture. Kids, go behind your mother. 286 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:18,538 Little girl. Little girl, could you stand over there and take our picture? 287 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:24,711 All right, now pretend we're not going home together. 288 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,981 Oh, man, just the picture I always wanted. 22102

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