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Now, we'll be gone a week.
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- Did you turn off the phone?
- Yeah.
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- The heat, electricity, water?
- All shut off.
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Al, honey, do you think we should
have told the kids we were going?
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They'll be fine.
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But if you're worried
you can stay here with them.
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Of course, it won't be the same
without you. I might have some fun.
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No way, Al. I'm going too.
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After all, if it wasn't for me,
we couldn't even afford this little trip.
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It was my uncle that died
and left us money.
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That's the mail.
That's our inheritance check.
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Give me that.
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Bill, bill.
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Here it is!
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Get the suitcases. We'll open
it and cash it on the way. Let's go.
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So long, suckers.
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Pretty low, Dad.
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What tipped you off?
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Well, we knew something was
up when you packed us a lunch.
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Peg.
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Well...
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...Since you're all here
and I have no choice...
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...You may as well hear the bad news.
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Uncle Henry died.
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Yes!
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Fork it over, Dad. We deserve that
money as much as you two do.
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If not more.
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When Uncle Henry was losing his mind...
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...I was the one who pretended
to be his mother.
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And I was the one who told him to
leave something to those nice Bundys.
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- How much do you think it is, Mom?
- Well, it's gotta be a lot.
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You know what a miser he was.
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He was so cheap he'd buy day-old bread.
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And why did he do that, kids?
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It didn't matter because
he toasted it anyway.
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Hey, you remember that little song
we used to sing about Uncle Henry?
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Day-old, day-old bread
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Uncle Henry buys the day-old bread
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Hey Mr. Baker-man
None of the that fresh stuff
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Uncle Henry buys the day-old bread
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Hey, hey, hey! Enough now!
Enough of that!
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It's opening time.
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All right. Now.
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Working backwards...
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...I see a seven.
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I see a three.
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- Come on, come on.
- I see a two.
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What do you see now, Dad?
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I see a check for $237.
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I buffed this man's carbuncles for $237?
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How do you think I feel,
I was his mother.
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All right, $237 split four ways comes to...
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...To...
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Bud?
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- Fifty-nine twenty-five each.
- Exactly.
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And that won't even buy a fake ID.
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So the only plan that makes sense
is to give it to Bud and me.
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That way we can split
the money and get tickets...
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...To the Tears and Vomit
concert tomorrow night.
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Hey, where's the fun in this death for me?
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He was my relative.
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And I just know he would have
wanted me to have a bikini wax...
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...And a nice perm.
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- Tears and Vomit!
- Bikini wax.
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- Tears and Vomit!
- Bikini wax!
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Hey! Kids, Peg!
Come on now.
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Let's not let our new wealth
turn us against each other...
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...Like that family on Dynasty.
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Come on, let's be reasonable.
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Would you prefer that
Uncle Henry had not died?
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No!
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Well, all right then.
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We found this money as a family,
we'll spend it as a family.
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I'll get that.
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Hi.
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We just had a little romantic
lunch downtown...
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...And we brought a nice prime
rib bone for Buck.
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How nice.
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Oh, there's meat on it.
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Now what?
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What Marcie means is, "You're welcome."
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Well, since you're imposing,
let me ask you a question.
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As you can see, our house
is in great sadness.
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We inherited a check for $237.
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We don't know what to do with it.
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Well, let's see. Charm school,
car muffler, high hedges.
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Your own newspaper subscription.
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Your own garbage cans.
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Bail money for the children.
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To hell with the future.
I'm talking about now, Steve.
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You could pay back the money you owe us.
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Hey. A man just died here...
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...And I'm sure he gave us this money
not to pay you back...
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...But for us to have fun.
In fact, Kelly...
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...What were his last words?
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There you go, Steve. You can't
deny a man his death wish.
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I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
We're about to have dinner.
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I have a suggestion.
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Why don't you take the money and
go out to a nice restaurant.
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Get all dressed up, find
someplace elegant...
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...And get something to eat, for God's sake.
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That's a good idea.
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We did that once, Al, you remember?
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It was right after Kelly was born.
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Mom gave us some money to
buy her booster shots...
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...But she was crying so much, we
just decided to go out instead.
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You know, her whooping cough
only lasted a couple of weeks...
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...But the memories of that
meal will last us a lifetime.
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Let's do it, honey.
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Let's go have a nice meal.
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You never take me out anymore.
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Well...
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...Why not?
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Hey, kids. What do you say?
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- Wanna go for a nice dinner tomorrow?
- We wanna see Tears and Vomit.
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Well, you can see that when
your mom cooks.
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Come here, kids.
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Just have a seat right here.
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Now, kids, how often do we get
to do things as a family?
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You know, besides getting
Grandma Bundy out of the drunk tank?
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All right then, it's settled.
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Tomorrow we'll get in our fancy duds,
gas up the war wagon...
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...And we'll dine like royalty.
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Dog's got our food!
Dog's got our food!
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God, this is great.
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Yeah, that's it. Show your
lack of breeding.
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Now. Be quiet, and let me
handle everything.
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Reservations for Mr. Warren Beatty
and family.
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Right this way, sir.
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Hey now, look at that steak.
I want something like that.
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Wow, and look at that bald guy's chicken.
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Could you cut into that so
I can see what it looks--?
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- It's all in the presentation.
- How much a steak like that cost?
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This way please,
your table's waiting for you.
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Before you see a menu, would anyone
care to begin with a cocktail?
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- Coke.
- Coke.
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- Coke.
- Jack and a beer back.
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It's slang that the kids use.
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It means Coke.
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Isn't this beautiful, kids?
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Good evening. I'm Paul, and
I'll be your waiter for tonight.
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Would you care to hear
about our fresh fish?
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Yeah, maybe after dinner.
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Right now, give us four steaks.
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- Nuke them.
- Very good.
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- Potato?
- Well, how much is a potato?
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Well, it comes with the meal.
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Potatoes for everybody.
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- Vegetables?
- Oh, we don't eat vegetables.
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Of course.
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Hey, kids. You wanted to see a band.
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We wanted a meal.
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Yeah, Dad. They're the coolest.
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I seem to recognize "Moon River,"
one of my personal favorites.
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- Al, you wanna dance?
- You wouldn't mind, Peg?
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Of course not. I'd love it.
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Would you like to dance with me?
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Dance with me, you moron.
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Look at them, Kel.
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Old-a-rama.
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You are a soulless troll.
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I think it's romantic that two dinosaurs
like Mom and Dad...
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...Still care enough about
each other to dance.
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I mean, look at them. You can
see how much they love each other.
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Couldn't you even wear deodorant, you pig?
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You didn't wear quite enough
hairspray tonight, Peg.
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I can still smell your breath.
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Hey, Kel.
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Watch me have some fun with this waiter.
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Excuse me, young people.
How would you like me to kill you?
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That will be all.
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Yeah, yeah, I know,
but at least she's not a hundred.
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- Thanks, Al.
- Hey, you're my woman.
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Chow time! Chow time! Chow time!
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Chow time! Chow time! Chow time!
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Okay. Okay now, everybody.
Dig in, but watch your fingers.
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Hey, now kids, wait.
We're not at home.
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This is a special evening
and a special meal.
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And I think we should say our
thanks by saying grace.
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Look at that steak. I think I'm
getting sexually excited.
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I knew you were supposed to cook
a potato. I knew it. I knew it.
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This food could be trouble.
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They're all going to like it.
And then they're gonna look at me.
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And, Lord, I'd just like to say, other
people get to eat like this all the time.
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The animals at the zoo eat better than me.
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And more often, I might add.
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Don't I rate as much as a jackal gets?
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Thanks for listening.
Your friend, Al.
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Amen. Let's eat.
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A roll!
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Butter!
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Yeah, was that eating or was that eating?
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You know, there's only one way
to top off a meal like that.
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- Cigar?
- No. Oh, waiter.
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- You got a newspaper there?
- Right away, sir.
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I feel like the Queen of England.
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Al, honey, you sure we have
enough money to pay for this meal?
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Yep. That's why I only ordered
myself a cup of coffee.
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Yep, figured it all out. It
comes to $225.57.
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Including tax, which I know about
because I'm in the business world.
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Oh, garcarooni.
Check, please.
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- Yep.
- How much is it, Al?
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$225.57.
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I forgot my wallet, Peg.
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- Such a nerd.
- Come on now, kids.
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Give your daddy a chance.
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What are you gonna do, idiot?
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Well, let's not panic.
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If we keep calm, we can still get
through this thing with some dignity.
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Want me to throw a fit on the floor like
I do when we can't pay at Denny's?
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That was for $3.95.
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For $225, they let you swallow your
tongue before they call an ambulance.
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Kelly, take the car keys, look
at what Mommy married...
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...And bring back our money.
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- Oh, and, Kelly--
- I know. I'll be careful.
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No, no. I don't care about that.
Don't change my radio stations.
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Would you like me to take your check, sir?
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Not quite yet. No, we'll just
let our meal settle here.
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We'll have some more water, please.
Can't get enough water, you know.
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It's nature's fruit juice.
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How long you think it'll take the kids?
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It took us 40 minutes to get here one way.
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Knowing how Kelly drives...
225
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...They should be there and back
in about eight minutes.
226
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,065
Well, what are we gonna do
in the meantime?
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Just-- Just drink water.
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- Got it, Kel?
- Got it.
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Confused again, Kel?
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Let me help.
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Turn the knob, then open the door.
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No, young weenie.
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- You know what just dawned on me?
- Two plus two equals four?
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Hey, when I'm not in school, I don't
wanna think about it, okay?
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No, I was just thinking.
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You know, Mom and Dad already got
a great meal out of this money.
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00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,304
I mean, they're not gonna enjoy
it any more by paying for it.
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Now we can enjoy it too.
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It's not too late for
Tears and Vomit.
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Wait a minute.
What about Mom and Dad?
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00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:28,681
Come on, Bud. Who's better at beating
a check than Mom and Dad?
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God, I mean, you were nine before you
knew a movie theatre had a front door.
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00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,456
Come on. Don't worry about them. Let's go.
244
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,293
You realize if we do this, we might not
be able to come home tonight.
245
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,163
Won't be a first for me.
246
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,443
Peg, it's been two and a half hours.
247
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,512
It's safe to say the kids
have left us here to die.
248
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,881
I can't believe the kids
would do this to us.
249
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,451
Yeah, like we wouldn't do it to them.
250
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,654
Would you like to pay the check now?
251
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:11,090
I'm letting my water settle.
Go away. Go away.
252
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,399
- I got an idea.
- Pardon me if I doubt you.
253
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,701
And they'll pardon me if I kill you.
254
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,336
Just follow my lead.
255
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,655
He overflowed the toilet.
256
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,227
- What are we gonna do, Al?
- "What are we gonna do, Al?"
257
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,896
"What are we gonna do, Al?"
258
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:26,566
When you're out of the bedroom, the
answers don't come easy, do they, Peg?
259
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,869
I got an idea.
260
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,207
Boy, the ideas sure come quick to you
out of the bedroom, don't they?
261
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,209
Watch me operate.
262
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,714
Billy Bob Sammy Jim!
You son of a gun!
263
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,218
Where you been all these days?
How long's it been, six, seven years?
264
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,887
This must be the wife.
Boy, how he's talked about you.
265
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,591
Listen, this might be a bad time, but
remember that $225.57 you owe me?
266
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,294
I was gonna let it slide,
but that ruins friendships.
267
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:57,830
- Oh, Harold.
- Well, to tell the truth, I'm a little low.
268
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,567
Whatever you got. Five, ten
bucks. Send me the rest.
269
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,002
- What's money among friends.
- I can give you 20.
270
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,538
- Well, that's just great.
- It's been really good--
271
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,509
Yeah, right. Hey, Joe Bob Jack,
you old toe-picker, you.
272
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,978
How'd you do, Al?
273
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,846
Well...
274
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,317
...I was up to $75, then I ran into
somebody who knew me.
275
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:20,887
He saw me with the money. I had
to pay him the 50 I owed him.
276
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:25,925
Sir, it's been three hours,
and we really need this table.
277
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,362
We've got some nice water
for you to take home.
278
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,930
Pay us.
279
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,499
Didn't I pay? It must've slipped my mind.
280
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,801
Didn't I pay you?
281
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,039
Oh, well. Listen, could you
bring me a newspaper?
282
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,342
I'll be right back with the manager, sir.
283
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,812
Is it okay to panic now, Al?
284
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:47,981
Now would be a good time to panic, Peg.
285
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,582
What do you think they'll do?
286
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:54,020
It's a high-class joint. They'll beat the
hell out of me, toss me in a Dumpster...
287
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,356
...But you'll probably just
have to do dishes.
288
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,790
Dishes?
289
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,326
Me?
290
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,529
No way. I'm taking charge here.
291
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,865
- Give me your shoes.
- What are you talking about?
292
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,034
Give me your shoes. Now.
293
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:14,307
Sir, if you can't pay, perhaps
you'd like to discuss it with--
294
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,744
What's that?
295
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,346
This!
296
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,950
Okay, everybody back.
297
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,319
Now, we're busting out of here.
298
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,388
I wanna see hands, people.
299
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,423
Nobody try to be a hero.
300
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,859
Oh, my God.
She's got a shoe!
301
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:36,729
Nobody comes close, nobody gets sick.
302
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,536
And I don't wanna see
anybody try that again.
303
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,505
Let's go, Al.
304
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,814
Play some happy music.
305
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,988
- Let's go, Al.
- Wait a second, Peg.
306
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:07,460
You know, I had a really nice
time tonight, honey.
307
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,862
It was nice getting out for
a change, wasn't it?
308
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,731
Wanna make a run for the fire escape?
309
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,599
You betcha.
310
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,678
And don't try to follow us.
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