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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:17,011 Okay, Kelly, how much do you need? 2 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:20,147 I don't know. How much do I need to start a new life? 3 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,850 More than your father has in his wallet. 4 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:25,119 Let's see. Here's $5. 5 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:29,223 - Bud? - By the old "double for virgins" rule... 6 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,525 ...I get ten. 7 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:37,331 Mom, if you let him get away with that, when he's 65, he'll expect two watches. 8 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,268 Well, let's not bleed Daddy dry. 9 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,071 Here's $5 for you... 10 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:47,107 ...And 20 for me. 11 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:50,244 Hey, Peg! Have you seen my wallet? 12 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:54,014 I don't know. What does it look like? 13 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:58,919 Old, wrinkled, and empty, like my life. 14 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:04,425 Well, don't worry, honey. I'm sure it's in your jacket pocket. 15 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:08,429 Bud, go put this in Daddy's jacket pocket, okay? 16 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:20,307 Hey, Peg. Are you showing the kids what you do all day long? 17 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,409 - Morning, Al. - Morning, Daddy. 18 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:24,645 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 19 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:28,549 Ah! Here it is. 20 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,894 Jeez, where does it all go? 21 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,863 Gee, why are you asking me? 22 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:45,533 You just don't know how to manage your money. 23 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,569 I wish you'd let me manage the money. 24 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,639 Yeah, right. So you can rob me blind, huh, Peg? 25 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:55,409 At least this way I know exactly what I've got here. 26 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,979 I've got nothing here, Peg. 27 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,448 Well, don't worry, Al. 28 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,384 I didn't marry you for your money. 29 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:07,288 I'm not really sure why I did, but I know it wasn't money. 30 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,657 It must be the family tradition... 31 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:13,060 ...Find a man, kill his dreams, and move on. 32 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:23,203 Morning, Al. Isn't it great to be alive? 33 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:28,609 Let me just stand aside and give you a better view of the little woman. 34 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:33,681 I know you were going to fix some nice nothing for supper... 35 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:37,051 ...But freeze it. We're going to the track tonight. 36 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,353 That really hurts, Al. 37 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:44,458 I didn't even ask you for money today and now you'll blow it at the track. 38 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,427 That's where all your money goes. 39 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:51,665 No. I've never found a quarter horse going through my wallet at night. 40 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,972 If you don't have enough money for the track-- We're buddies. 41 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:01,275 I guess I can find someone else to go with me. 42 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,912 Thanks, but I've got enough for a couple of bets... 43 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:07,381 ...And the mall fountain is full of pennies. 44 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,550 I can go dredging on my lunch hour. 45 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:12,953 I'll pick you up at work. We'll leave from there. 46 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,656 Oh, Steve, if you're going to the track... 47 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,691 ...Be sure to bet the same as Al... 48 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:22,196 ...Because as you can see, he's a winner. 49 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,335 Take it easy, Al. It happens. 50 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,037 It doesn't happen to me. 51 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,173 It's never, never happened to me. What am I gonna do? 52 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:34,708 How am I gonna tell Peg? 53 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:38,178 You just have to be brave. Just come right out and tell her. 54 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:42,750 "Peg, I won $1250." 55 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,256 Steve... 56 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,992 ...It's the first time I've won a trifecta. 57 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,028 I've got $1200 in my pocket. 58 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,397 Do you know what would happen if I told Peg? 59 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:59,199 Steve, meet Peg. 60 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,536 Peg, I've got money. 61 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,243 I know what to do with the 50 bucks I won. 62 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,111 Share it with Marcy. 63 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:14,114 Wow, Hondo. You are much man. 64 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:20,788 I'm not ashamed to say it gives me great pleasure to share with my wife. 65 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:25,259 What I am ashamed to say is that's a total lie. 66 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,395 But she scares me to death, Al. 67 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,497 I wanna enjoy my money... 68 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:34,435 ...So I'll hide it till I decide what to do with it. You do the same. 69 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,370 - Why? - Because you have to. 70 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,472 If Marcy finds out you won money... 71 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:41,775 ...She's gonna know I won money, and then Peg will know. 72 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,347 You're asking me to go against what I believe in. 73 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:51,552 You're asking me to lie to my wife, deceive her, and I just can't do that. 74 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:54,154 For less than 50 bucks. 75 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,762 You're a real weenie, Steve. 76 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:05,566 Yes, but a weenie with $50. 77 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:18,278 Now, I've got to hide this somewhere Peg would never look. 78 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,291 There's enough down there already. 79 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:47,574 Dirty laundry. 80 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,277 She'll never look here. 81 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,471 Two dollars left? 82 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,673 What a loser. 83 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,543 What are you doing, Peg? 84 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,678 Nothing. 85 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,580 I was just a little chilly. 86 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:29,249 - Mind if I wear your shirt? - Yes! 87 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:33,287 - But, Al, I'm cold. - Well, then, put on your robe. 88 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,289 Well, I can't sleep in my robe. 89 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,425 If I turn on the heat, your feet start to fester... 90 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:42,162 ...And the dog starts barking, the kids wake up. 91 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,365 It's just not worth it. I'm gonna wear your shirt. 92 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,334 I don't like you to wear my shirt. 93 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:50,671 Isn't there any other way you can keep warm? 94 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,576 Oh, no! 95 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:00,647 It's either you or the shirt. 96 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:10,290 Darling! 97 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,632 Gee, three days in a row. 98 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,768 I must be looking pretty good lately. 99 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:24,638 Yeah, you're the best, baby. 100 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,743 Oh, Al. You know you love it. 101 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,144 Come on. Admit it. 102 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:33,480 You and your excuses. 103 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:37,751 Like that first night I was cold and you wouldn't let me use your shirt. 104 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,554 Then you wouldn't let me near the spare blanket. 105 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,690 And the third night, I almost had the hot water bottle... 106 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,827 ...When you tackled me and pinned me to the floor. 107 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:51,932 What do I have to go for tonight, tiger, your hat? 108 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,710 By the way, Al... 109 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:07,447 ...This morning I was going through your wallet looking for-- 110 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:08,882 By accident. 111 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,552 And I just happened to notice you haven't cashed your paycheck. 112 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,388 Why? 113 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,090 Why, I just haven't had time. 114 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,192 See you around. 115 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,629 Bye, sweetie. 116 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,902 Kids! Family meeting! 117 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:42,015 - What's up, Mom? - Kids, I suspect your father has money. 118 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,956 And his paycheck was dated three days ago... 119 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,291 ...And he hasn't cashed it yet. 120 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,227 So Daddy has money. 121 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:55,996 It all makes sense now. 122 00:09:56,163 --> 00:10:01,134 Last night he wasn't studying maps and fondling his car keys like usual. 123 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,072 I watched him shave this morning. 124 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:08,041 He didn't pause at all near the jugular. 125 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,444 No kidding? 126 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,879 He's obviously got more than I thought. 127 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,349 Kids, we are gonna tear this place apart. 128 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,184 Kelly, you take upstairs. 129 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:18,719 Bud, you take the basement. 130 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,387 I'll look around down here. 131 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:24,691 Aw, Mom, I got stuck with the basement when his tax refund came in. 132 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:29,696 Don't whine. There's a ten-percent finder's fee, and then we split. 133 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,933 Twenty-20-60. 134 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,202 Now, let's go. 135 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,145 What's wrong with Al? 136 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,281 I was out picking up my paper when he pulled out. 137 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,184 He didn't aim his car at me and gun it. 138 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,589 Oh, boy! He must have a fortune! 139 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:58,258 Come on. Help me search. Al's got money. 140 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,160 So? 141 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:03,263 So it's mine, and he's not giving it to me. 142 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,566 Well, that's kind of cruel, not sharing with your wife. 143 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,468 Oh, who's talking about sharing? 144 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,337 I want it all. 145 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,606 Not because I'm greedy, you understand. 146 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,409 Whoo, two bits. 147 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,978 You see, it's good for our marriage. 148 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,614 If Al has money, then he doesn't come home. 149 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:24,584 Will he take a check? I know the rest of the block will kick in. 150 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:29,022 Yes, I know it sounds good on the surface... 151 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,159 ...But the problem is he doesn't just go away. 152 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,194 He goes away and has fun. 153 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,364 You see, my mother taught me two things: 154 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:40,400 Never feed a man when you can feed yourself twice. 155 00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:43,103 And if you're gonna rot on a couch in hell... 156 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,706 ...The least your husband can do is to burn right beside you. 157 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:52,712 Well, love touches us all in different ways, I suppose. 158 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,149 But Steve and I decided to share everything... 159 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:59,019 ...And keep no secrets from each other. 160 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,288 Well, I would keep a good eye on him. 161 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:05,592 God knows what Al put in his head when they went to the track. 162 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,794 Steve went to the track? 163 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:14,134 You know, I thought it was kind of odd that Al went with him to the library. 164 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,072 Steve has money too. 165 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,109 No, I won't believe it. 166 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,377 He would never keep that from me. 167 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:28,548 And I'm so sure of it that I'm gonna tear my home apart piece by piece. 168 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,485 You'll see. I won't find so much as a dollar. 169 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:37,057 And if I do, I'll take his pride and joy and superglue it to a Ferris wheel. 170 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,562 So did you find anything? 171 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:45,232 I'm a little tired. 172 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,467 I'm going to go upstairs and study. 173 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,388 Hi there, shoe man. 174 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,529 I was in last week... 175 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,832 ...And I can't stop thinking about you. 176 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,469 Remember me? 177 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,738 Nightly. 178 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,574 I mean, vaguely. 179 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,378 - Can I help you? - I don't know how else to say it. 180 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,280 I want you! 181 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,882 Oh, that's so nice. 182 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,885 But I'm married. 183 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:43,490 Perfect. That means you're already broken in. 184 00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,306 Al. 185 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,274 Al? 186 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,519 What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy? 187 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,459 Look, I have to talk to you. 188 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:23,363 I'm really feeling guilty about hiding that money from Marcy. 189 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,399 So could you spend yours so I can share mine? 190 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,902 I can't take how she looks at me with trust. 191 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,471 Sure? A lot of guys mistake trust for that... 192 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,442 ...Keep-the-checks-coming- or-you're-out look. Very similar. 193 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:37,944 Al, what's the big deal? Just buy something. 194 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,946 It's not as easy as that, Steve. 195 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,616 When you were a kid, did you ever find money... 196 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,185 ...And get so excited you couldn't spend it? 197 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,821 No, Al. I gave it to Bunny Zackmeyer... 198 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,257 ...So I could look up her dress. 199 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,761 I'm talking about when you were a kid. 200 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,331 Look, could you just give me a couple of more days? 201 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,500 In the name of friendship. Huh, buddy? 202 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,602 Okay, in the name of friendship... 203 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,538 ...Which, at today's rates, is another 50 bucks. 204 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,275 You're a weenie, Steve. 205 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,377 Yes, but a weenie with 100 bucks. 206 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,380 By the way, you want a ride home? 207 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,016 - No, I got my car. - Yeah, I saw it in the lot... 208 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,986 ...But it may be tough to drive with all the glass on your seat. 209 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,456 It wasn't vandalism. They stole your radio. 210 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,025 Great! 211 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,562 That's what I was thinking, but you don't say that to a friend. 212 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,932 No, Steve. Now I know what to buy. 213 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,236 A new car stereo. It's perfect. 214 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,971 See, now I can buy something... 215 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,740 ...For one of my favourite places in the world. 216 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,677 When I'm in my car, I don't have any wife or kids. 217 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:47,247 I'm alone. I'm whole. I'm with the one I love. 218 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:51,051 And Peggy never drives my car, so she'll never know. 219 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,585 Tee-hee. 220 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,256 I get to spend all my money on me. Oh, man! 221 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,958 I'll get it put in tomorrow. Let's buy it now. 222 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,796 - But it's a half-hour till closing. - The place is a graveyard. 223 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,333 Just give me a minute to turn off the lights in back. 224 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,287 I'm sorry, miss, but the place is closed. 225 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:32,492 Funny. Most stores don't close until I'm in the dressing room. 226 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,961 Oh, well. 227 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,503 - Ready to go, buddy? - You bet. 228 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,005 I told you nobody comes in this late. 229 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,388 What are you doing down there? 230 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,023 I'm watching Ted Koppel. 231 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,592 Go to sleep. 232 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,628 I'm cold. 233 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,530 Wear my shirt. 234 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,866 Go to sleep. 235 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,069 Mom, Dad, will you two be quiet? 236 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,872 You woke me up! 237 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,937 Al! 238 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:33,880 Al, did I just hear Ted Koppel singing "Proud Mary"? 239 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,884 Yeah. It's sweeps month. 240 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,887 So, what do you want, Peg? 241 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:43,122 I thought we could cuddle. 242 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,858 We haven't for a long time. 243 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,794 Oh, Peg, just once, couldn't we do something I like? 244 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,631 I don't wanna dig in my ear and grin like an idiot. 245 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,635 I wanna cuddle. 246 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,136 No. 247 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,807 Well, fine. But I'm staying down here anyway. 248 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,143 - Where are you going? - To the closet. I'm cold. 249 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,012 I want to throw something on. 250 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,815 - No, don't go in there! - Well, why? 251 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,990 You've got me. 252 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,125 Wait a minute. 253 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,996 Let's go upstairs and... 254 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,698 ...Cuddle. 255 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,867 It's like before we were married. 256 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,702 Let's get it over with. 257 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,238 Just like before we were married. 258 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,274 Oh, by the way... 259 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,476 ...I had to take my car to the mechanic. 260 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:40,146 He'll need it for a couple of weeks. So I'll have to use your car. 261 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:48,855 So you want to sell your car stereo after just one day. 262 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,691 I don't want to sell it. I have to. 263 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,960 Peg's driving my car for two weeks. 264 00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:55,929 Two weeks of hiding my stereo. 265 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,565 Know what I have to do to hide my stereo? 266 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,769 Vile, unspeakable acts no man should have to do. 267 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,577 Yes, that. 268 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,547 - Now, do you have the cash or not? - Here you go. 269 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,518 There's only $1000 here. 270 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,653 Well, I think that's generous. 271 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:24,223 After all, the equipment is used. 272 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,296 And it seems to be a buyer's market. 273 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,933 You're a real weenie, Steve. 274 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:38,237 Yes, but a weenie with a stereo and $150 stashed away... 275 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,940 ...That Marcy knows nothing about. 276 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,577 What are you gonna do with the money, Al? 277 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,913 What I always knew I would. 278 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:04,030 Al, I heard a strange sound. What was it? 279 00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:05,999 Family, I have an announcement. 280 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,301 I have money. 281 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:14,540 - I want a skateboard and leather jacket. - I want a CD player... 282 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:18,778 - ...And a suede skirt and boots. - And I'm gonna spend till I drop! 283 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,347 Wait a second, wait a second. 284 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,149 Should we get Dad something? 285 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,585 I'd love to, but... 286 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,021 ...I don't think we have enough money. 287 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,694 Well, what can I say? 288 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,630 You, my friend, are a loser. 289 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:41,267 Whereas I am your consummate winner. 290 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:48,007 Steve, get out here and explain this $150 I found hidden! 291 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,185 Let me handle this, buddy. 292 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,089 Marcy, now, let me explain. 293 00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:05,792 Now, Steve wasn't hiding anything from you. 294 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,361 He was doing me a favour. 295 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,665 He was hiding my $150. 296 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:24,644 He'd never hide anything from you. Right, Steve? 297 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,683 Right. 22518

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