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Hello, Carol?
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Bud Bundy here.
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Hello?
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Hello, Carol? Don't hang up.
I got tickets to the concert.
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Yes, it's Bud Bundy.
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Yep. What would you say
to a couple of primo seats...
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...To the Jimmy Dick and The
Night Sticks concert Saturday?
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Well, yeah, you'd have to go with me.
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I think it's worth it too.
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Good.
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What say I pick you up at eight?
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Ciao, baby.
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So many women, so little time.
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Not me. I got one woman, too much time.
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I'm not really interested.
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Listen, I really want
to impress this girl...
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...So could you drive me?
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Oh, and could you wear one of those
stupid chauffeur hats?
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And put something under your arm
so it looks like you're packing a rod.
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Why? What your father's got
under there already is far more lethal.
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Al, the termite-control man
would like to speak to you.
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Why? I keep telling you,
we don't have termites.
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It's just the house settling.
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Kel, did you get the tickets
for the concert?
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I sure did. And backstage passes.
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All right, Kel. You're a goddess.
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Give me my tickets.
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Oh, I decided not to get you any.
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See, it was either use your money
to get four regular concert tickets...
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...Or to get two tickets
and two backstage passes for me.
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So I'm taking my ugly friend Mandy
so Jimmy'll only look at me.
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I'm so happy.
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Well, Kel.
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I'm happy for you,
but what the hell about me?
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Oh, Bud...
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I'm gonna meet Jimmy Dick!
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He's got this house in Jamaica. Do you
know what I would do for a house there?
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Yeah, the same thing you'd do
for dinner and a movie.
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Getting back to my petty problem... See...
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...I got a date with a girl who has a waist.
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I've never had waist before.
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I've gotta have someplace to take her.
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Come on, Bud.
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I'm sure there's plenty of places
you could take her instead.
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I know.
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The Peanuts Gang on Ice is in town!
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I'll devote the rest of my life
to get revenge on you.
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Well, I'm not too worried. See...
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...I'll always have the smell of Clearasil
to warn me that you're coming.
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How could we have termites?
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Now, kids, didn't I tell you to wipe your
feet before you come into the house?
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Now look. We have termites.
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Now, kids, don't be ashamed.
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Even the finest homes have termites.
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Of course, they get them
from homes like ours.
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Hey, Kel.
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Dad's in a real bad mood.
Be on your best behavior.
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- The least thing could get you grounded.
- Don't worry.
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I cleaned my room. I did all my chores.
I'm untouchable.
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Hey, Dad, report-card day.
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I got four A's and a B,
but enough about me.
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Batter up.
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I... I lost it.
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Well, this is your lucky day...
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...Because I found it.
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It must've fallen out of your purse and
accidentally got taped under your bed.
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How'd she do?
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F, F, F, D.
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What happened, Kel, you attend one?
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Kelly, this is the worst one yet.
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We're gonna have to think
of a punishment for this.
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Hey, I'm sure you'll think of something.
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By the way, have a good time
at that concert Saturday, Kel.
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Concert?
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You think that you're going to a concert?
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No way. You're grounded.
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- Grounded?
- You have got to learn responsibility.
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Honey, would you like to see some
of your father's old report cards?
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He didn't think studying
was important either.
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Now look at him.
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Well, Mom, you're right, of course.
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But won't you reconsider?
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I mean, I know Kelly will study
for Monday's math test...
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...Right after the concert.
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You have a math test Monday?
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Damn my loose lips.
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Kelly?
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Oh, come on. I mean, when am I
ever gonna need to know math?
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Well, you may need it for your career,
you know.
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Three Whoppers, large fries and a Coke.
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Yo, Mr. Bundy!
More news on the termite front.
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Let me guess, a termite slipped,
broke his wing, and he's suing us.
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Well, on the good side, he can't get much.
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Kel, I know what you're thinking:
"What am I gonna do with the tickets?"
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Well, since I got you grounded...
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...I'll take them off your hands.
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Do you think I'm going to stay and study...
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...When I'm just a paternity suit
away from Jamaica?
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Oh, no, Budrick. No.
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I'm sneaking out. I do it all the time.
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No house can hold me,
and you are not going to tell on me.
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You can count on me, Kel.
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Oh, I know I can, because...
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...I happen know the true identity
of the Masked Lovers' Lane Peeper.
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You know, the one the whole
football team has a bounty on.
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You-- You have no proof.
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Then...
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...What would you call
this mask and flashlight?
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I just look.
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So, Mr. Bundy, we tent this baby up...
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...And in just a couple of days,
adios, termites.
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Yeah? Well, how much will it cost
to tent this baby up?
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Just a second. Now, let's see.
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We're going to need the special tent.
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Special tent? For what?
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Well, you know,
your house is shaped oddly.
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- You mean, like a house?
- Yeah. Too bad.
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Now, let's see. You got floors.
That's extra.
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You got rooms. That's extra.
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And windows too.
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Now, you got an attached garage,
so I'll give you ten percent off, but...
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...Then it is another room, so that's extra.
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Plus gratuity.
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That comes to $1750.
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We'll think about it, we'll let you know.
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Okay, but be quick.
Our price goes up next week.
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I'm getting my license.
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Kelly, you see what happens
when you study?
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1750 a job, 1750 a year.
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Yes, no.
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Winner, loser.
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Suicide, reason.
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Listen, I can squeeze you in on Saturday.
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Saturday's fine.
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Saturday?
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Is a check okay?
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No.
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That's just great.
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$1750 for a tent to put over a house.
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Listen, why don't we just borrow
one of your mother's muumuus.
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Hell, if she doesn't wash it, we won't
have to pay for the poison either.
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Well, since they're going to be
spraying the house with pesticides...
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...The kids and I will have to find
someplace to stay.
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- I can stay at my friend Mandy's.
- Forget it.
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You're grounded this weekend.
You'll stay with the family and study.
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Now, let's see.
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We need a place to stay that's cheap
and comfortable and accepts pets.
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I got it. We'll sleep in the shoe store.
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Oh, honey, please reconsider.
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There's still time to get four cardboard
boxes and sleep in the junkyard.
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No, it's too much like staying
at your mother's.
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No, the shoe store's better and safer.
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Once I lock it up, nobody can get in.
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Or out.
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Sir, it's been ten minutes.
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Don't you think you should get me a shoe?
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That's an all-too-common mistake
in the shoe biz, miss.
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You see, us real pros understand
the need of holding a foot...
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...And getting a good look at the leg
so we know what we're dealing with.
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I hope you're not too uncomfortable.
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Well, actually, it turns me on.
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We're closed.
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Go home, Peg.
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I am home, Al.
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We're here, Dad.
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Oh, Dad!
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While you're here,
can I show you some of our bras?
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I think I better be going.
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Well, could you show me some of yours?
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Al, are these some of the fat women
that you're always complaining about?
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That was once in a lifetime. I'm glad
you guys were here to scare it away.
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Peg, didn't you bring him a bone or
anything? Those are $100 pumps.
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Buck. Here, boy. Here, take this.
This one's on sale.
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Isn't that cute, Al? It's like he knows.
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Yeah, it's real cute, Peg.
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When he's done, why don't you take
him to the cash register for dessert.
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Kel, why don't you just
give me the tickets.
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You're not getting out of here.
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That's what they said about
the 10th grade, but eventually, I will.
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Well, it's closing time.
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No, really? Look at this.
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Go home, Peg.
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We're closed.
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No! We've never been more open.
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How can I disappoint the poor ladies?
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Have sex with them.
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I intend to.
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Ladies, sit down.
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Where are you ladies from?
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From right next door.
The aerobics studio.
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So many times we've seen your little
face pressed against the window.
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So we thought we'd come in.
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Do you have time?
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For you? Of course.
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What can I do for you?
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I was looking for an evening shoe.
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Well, all right.
Let me measure your chest.
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I mean--
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I mean your foot.
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Sometimes when I'm at a party,
I don't know, I can't help myself.
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I think they call it nymphomania.
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Every man I see,
I just can't keep my clothes on.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Since I'm buying the shoes,
shouldn't you measure my foot?
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I'm sorry, she's the nymphomaniac.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I'm gonna do what
all of your customers do:
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Go to Morty's for shoes.
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Where they have much cuter salesmen...
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...And younger too.
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This guy is pretty old.
Maybe we should go to Morty's.
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I hope there is a really cute guy there.
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Old or not, in another second,
I would have been all over this one.
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Ta-ta!
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Why, Peg, why?
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Because I thought I saw you
starting to look happy.
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I was just pretending.
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You of all people know I'm not happy.
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See, it's part of my job to make
the customers feel special.
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It's what I do, and I'm proud of it.
I'm a pro. I care.
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I need shoes.
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Yeah, the blacksmith's
right around the corner.
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And now we're closed.
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And much like my life, my day is over.
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Dad? In case of an emergency,
where are the other exits?
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There aren't any. But don't worry,
nothing will happen.
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But if something does,
I've got the keys right here...
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...So you can't leave me behind.
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Now, everybody gets a sleeping bag.
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Don't rush. There's one for everyone.
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Gee, Al, this is great.
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When it's dark, can we sit
around a boot and tell ghost stories?
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We've got canned meat
from the survival store...
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...Games from the toy store...
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...And most importantly,
we've got each other.
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Family, we're gonna have
the time of our lives.
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Wow, what a nice shoe store!
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What's the matter?
Aren't we having fun?
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Frankly, Daddy, I'm all partied out.
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Oh, wow, look at the time.
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It's 8:30. I know I'm beat.
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00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:57,190
Why don't you guys turn in. If I'm
gonna do any studying, I'll need quiet.
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Hey, look.
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The movie at the Mallplex
must have just let out.
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00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,771
What's the matter?
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00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,775
Haven't you ever seen a family
living in a shoe store before?
247
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,812
A lousy eight bucks.
248
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,115
He would not put up
a lousy eight bucks for a hotel.
249
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,451
- He's a cheap--
- Good night, everybody.
250
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:29,489
And you single guys out there,
remember, this could happen to you.
251
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,695
Peg, that's Morty.
252
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,232
Don't worry, honey. You got me.
253
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,201
Right.
254
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:47,073
Hey, Morty, look what I got.
Eat your heart out, buddy.
255
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:56,349
Well, Peg, I'm depressed enough now
to go to bed.
256
00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,186
Don't you mean "go to bag," honey?
257
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,223
I knew we should have stayed in a hotel.
258
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,327
Yeah. Listen, don't mess up these
sleeping bags. They're borrowed.
259
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:12,432
And watch what you do with those tags.
If I lose them, I gotta pay for them.
260
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,772
Will you guys go to sleep?
I'm trying to study.
261
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,674
Oh, then won't you need these books?
262
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:29,115
Oh, God, I was studying so hard,
I thought I had them.
263
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,420
Sorry.
264
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,688
Dad, Kelly stepped on me.
265
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,858
Get used to it, son.
They do that your whole life.
266
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,541
Maybe we should have stayed at a hotel.
267
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,177
Daddy, go to sleep.
268
00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,680
I can't. I got a fur ball in my throat.
269
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,717
It's not just that.
270
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:15,428
I just feel bad about grounding you
and everything and making you study.
271
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,930
I want you to do your best.
272
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,299
Right, Daddy. Go to sleep.
273
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,601
I'm bored.
274
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,472
Listen, is there anything that you want
to talk about that's bothering you?
275
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,341
Do it now, because when we get home,
I won't care.
276
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,678
Everything's great. Go to sleep.
277
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,214
I can't. I'm not tired.
278
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,689
Okay, well, since you're up, there is
something I'd like to talk about.
279
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,958
I've had these menstrual problems lately--
280
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,760
Oh, boy, I'm tired.
281
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,699
I think I'll hit the sack.
282
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,469
Listen, stay away from the door...
283
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,672
...Because the electric eye is on.
It's real, real sensitive.
284
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,242
The alarm will go off.
285
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,147
Hey, Peg.
286
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,851
I'm bored. Wanna do it?
287
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:18,458
Al, the kids are here.
288
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,628
Okay, but remember I asked.
289
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,532
See you in the fall.
290
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,727
You are the lowest.
291
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,030
Stealing from Daddy? God.
292
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,006
I'm over the wall.
293
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,709
Well, how are you gonna get
past the electric eye?
294
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,612
Same way you get your dates. Crawl.
295
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,762
Damn mannequins look like hookers.
296
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,956
See you in Jamaica.
297
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:45,571
Green-meat attack.
298
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,614
- What's that, Dad?
- That's Satan, the mall guard dog.
299
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:57,684
Don't worry about it.
He can't get in here.
300
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:01,821
It's a good thing too. He's a real killer.
301
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:18,771
Better than any concert I've ever seen.
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