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Mom, are you gonna make
any breakfast today?
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Nah, I'm not hungry.
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Well, maybe tomorrow.
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Did anybody hear any noises last night?
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Well, your father had gas.
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No. These were noises
I never heard before.
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Well, then, it could have been
a girl moaning your name.
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Peg! We're out of toilet paper!
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Daddy's up.
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Use some tissues.
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Where are the tissues?
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On the top shelf of the linen closet.
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I think.
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You need anything while I'm up?
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Well, Daddy's gonna be in a mood.
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Just tell him I went shopping.
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Could you get us some milk?
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Did you hear any noises last night, Kel?
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I thought they were coming from your room...
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...But they weren't the usual noises.
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You know, the whispers,
"Quiet. You'll wake up my parents."
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Then the muffled sound of
eight footsteps heading for the window.
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Then the sound of loose change
hitting the pillow.
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You know, Bud, with your good looks,
I think that you should be a model.
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I could see it now. Your little face
on a poster with the caption:
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"My daddy didn't use a condom."
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You know,
I had a horrible dream last night.
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There was this big mosquito...
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...With a huge red head and tight pants...
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...Hovering over me,
sucking money from my wallet.
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Then it wanted a kiss.
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By the way, where is your mother?
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She went shopping.
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The garage or basement?
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Basement.
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- Did you hear any noises last night?
- It might have been me sobbing, son.
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Aw, jeez. What?
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Oh, Al, it was horrible. It was terrible!
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I've never been so scared in my life!
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What's the matter?
You see the vacuum?
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No. Al, it was a mouse.
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Oh, great.
This is all our life was missing.
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- Kill it, Al.
- Well, don't worry.
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As soon as it sees how we live,
it'll go away.
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I know I would.
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No, Al, you gotta kill it.
It was so disgusting.
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- Oh, hold me.
- Oh, why?
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I didn't do anything wrong!
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Why are you so afraid
of a little mouse, anyway?
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Well, it all started when I was five.
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You see, I found this little
stray Chihuahua puppy in the yard.
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I snuck it past my mother,
and I kept it in my room.
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I slept with it and snuggled it
and kissed it...
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...And then one day, it got sick.
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And still, you go on kissing others.
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Anyway, I took it
to my kindergarten teacher...
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...And I said, "What's wrong with my dog?"
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She said, "That's not a dog, dear.
It's a mouse."
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And then she threw up...
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...And then all the kids threw up.
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Then, they made up
this little song about me.
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"Mouse in your face, worms in your hair...
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...Where's the little Mouse girl?
There, there, there."
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Well, that's sweet.
Thank you very much.
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Well, kids,
I think we learned something today.
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Don't touch your mother.
She has cooties.
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Al, call an exterminator.
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Great. Fifty dollars for someone
to kill some stupid mouse?
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I'll do it after work,
but I don't know what the big deal is.
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I mean, what harm can one little mouse do?
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That takes care of that.
Traps are set.
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That mouse has seconds to live.
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So as usual,
it proves that Daddy's life is dirt...
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...And he's defeated the enemy.
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Don't be too sure, Dad.
Says here mice are pretty intelligent.
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Yeah, right. Look, Bud,
a mouse has a brain about this big.
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Mine's at least twice that size.
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But if you only use it half as much,
it becomes a fair fight again.
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Dad, you cannot be serious.
A mousetrap in my room?
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The guys under the bed object, Kel?
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Dad, it's a humiliation.
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What will my friends think when
they see mousetraps everywhere?
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They'll think that, unlike Mr. Bundy,
the mouse gets to eat before he dies.
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How long do we have to live
with this mouse?
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- Well, your father's taking care of it.
- Great. Might as well build him a room.
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Don't you find it strange
that with all of you here...
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...It's the mouse I'm after?
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Look, I'm going bowling.
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No, you're not.
You are not leaving us alone...
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...Until either you or that mouse is dead.
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Wow, what a horse race.
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He's done.
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What?
Why doesn't somebody check the trap?
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Well, I can't. It's just too disgusting.
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Oh, come on.
You used to sleep with one.
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I sleep with you, but you don't see me
cleaning up after you, do you?
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This is great.
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"Dad, I need money." "Dad, I need food."
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"Dad, we need somebody to
clean up a mouse with a broken neck."
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Just once I'd like to hear, "Al,
I'm outta here, and I'm taking the kids."
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But on the good side, life is half over.
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Kids, I'm sorry to make such a big fuss
over such a little thing like a mouse...
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...But there are some things
from childhood you just can't forget.
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I hope that isn't true, Mom.
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Now, how about a hug?
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Can't, Mom. You've got cooties.
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Is he down there? Did you get him?
What happened, Al?
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He doodied on the trap...
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...And in my bowling shoes.
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Oh, my God.
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He was in your shoes and he lived?
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This is no ordinary mouse.
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Can we call the exterminator now?
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No, no. It's personal now.
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Not only will I kill this mouse,
I'll torture it.
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I'll smack him around.
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I'll throw it against the wall.
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If there's one spark of life
left in its twitching little body...
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...I'll strap it down, tape its eyes open...
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...And make it watch thirtysomething .
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No one doodies in Al Bundy's shoes
and lives!
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I'm worried about Daddy.
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Shh!
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Mom, if the mouse is stupid enough
to stick his head out...
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...Won't Dad smash his hand with the hammer?
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Yes, Bud, he will...
127
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:04,104
...But you know, everyone
who watches Road Runner cartoons...
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00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,673
...Knows the coyote's going over the cliff...
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...But you watch it and laugh anyway.
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Beep, beep!
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I can hear him laughing, Peg.
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He thinks he's got me.
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No, Al. He's laughing
because he knows I've got you.
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Well, you know I have no insurance,
so you must be killing me for the sport.
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Believe me.
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I wish you could do things
like kill a mouse, make love...
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...Earn a living...
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...But, sweetheart, you can't.
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I've learned to live
with poverty and frustration...
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00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,897
...But I just have to draw the line
when it comes to rodents.
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00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,466
So please call an exterminator.
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Maybe, just maybe, a professional
can succeed where an idiot has failed.
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You'd love that, wouldn't you?
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You get a pro to catch him in seconds,
leave me standing here looking stupid.
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Yeah, you and the mouse
would really get a chuckle out of that.
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Well, don't count on it.
I haven't played all my cards yet.
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I went downstairs, and I only
pretended to take up all the traps...
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...But I left one, a big one,
with a nice juicy piece of cheese.
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It won't go off with slight pressure,
giving him time to escape.
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No, this one takes
the entire body of a mouse to set it off.
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I checked it myself.
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You know, that's what really
sets you apart, Al.
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An average Joe would have used a stick.
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Listen! I hear something!
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You're stupid, dog!
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Al. Honey, listen.
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You tried.
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You did your best,
but you're just not smart enough.
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Now, please, call an exterminator.
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No one has to know.
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You know, we could tell everybody
that you caught it.
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- How would that be?
- Well...
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What is that?
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He's chewing. Al, he's always chewing.
Now, what do you say?
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Dad!
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Dad, the mouse chewed through the wires!
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What do I say, Peg?
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I say stand back,
because I'm kicking some mouse ass!
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And $75 for the vet.
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Then there's the electrician.
They're really expensive.
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That's another $200.
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That comes to $680 in damages...
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...From one mouse.
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I'm sorry, Peggy.
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Why can't men ever utter the words,
"I don't know how"?
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Even on our honeymoon,
Al just would not admit it.
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I thought Steve would be able
to talk Al into getting an exterminator...
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...But just like a man,
he says, "We can do it ourselves."
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Don't go upstairs.
We set off some bombs.
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00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,650
Oh, tell Bud
I think his goldfish is dead.
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How's my oxygen, Al?
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Good. Mine?
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Check. Let's hit the basement.
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And they wanted to hire an exterminator.
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Well, at least yours makes money.
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Yes, and yours...
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- It's him!
- Twelve o'clock, coming hard!
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Watch him! Watch him!
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What happened?
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Steve came up behind me.
I thought he was the mouse.
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I shot from the hip.
I'll tell you this:
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If that mouse was where Steve's
face was, he'd be one dead mouse.
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- Did we get him?
- No, buddy...
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...But we took out the water heater.
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Steve? Pumpkin?
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00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,522
Who's speaking?
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It's Marcy, Steve.
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Maybe now
you'll tell Al to hire a professional.
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That's just like you, Marcy.
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It's like when we're driving,
and I know where I'm going...
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...And you keep saying,
"Ask someone." It is so irritating.
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By the way, Marcy,
I inhaled a great quantity of poison.
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Don't worry about it, Steve.
It wasn't for nothing.
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Maybe we didn't give him a direct hit,
but he'll be dropping soon...
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...Because we cut short the lifespan
of every living thing in this house.
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That's him!
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He's not as fast as he used to be.
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Saddle up. We're going back in.
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00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,803
Forget it, Al. The mouse beat you.
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Now, you know it, we know it, and Steve...
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...Well, if he didn't have
toxic poisoning, he'd know it too.
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I am calling an exterminator.
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- Don't call an exterminator!
- Why not?
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Because we melted the phone line
when we took out the water heater.
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It's okay, Peggy.
You can use my phone.
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Steve, you don't look so good.
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Come on home, and I'll lie you down.
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You'd love that, wouldn't you?
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Well, I can take care of myself.
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The feeling's coming back to my feet,
and I'm seeing colours again.
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So I'm fine.
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You go ahead. I know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Peg.
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I think I'm dying, Al.
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Right,
but we won't give her the satisfaction.
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We'll pretend that you're just real sick.
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Right, buddy.
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But I'll tell you, we made one hell
of a team down there, didn't we?
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No, we shot each other
in the face with poison...
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...While he danced on the walls.
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What became of my life?
I used to win.
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Sports, fights,
anything I'd put my mind to, I'd win.
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You know why, Steve?
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Oh, just tell me, Al.
My innards are rotting.
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Okay.
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It's because no matter
how big the guy was, I wouldn't quit.
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One football game, the away team
had the biggest linebacker in the city.
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He was like a building with teeth.
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I tried finessing him, faking him,
but he was always there.
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He was real good, real, real cocky.
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I don't like cocky guys.
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At the end of the game...
243
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,919
...I tried something
no one else tried before with this guy.
244
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,254
I ran right at him.
245
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:13,359
I ran right over him
like a bus over an ice-cream cone.
246
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:18,932
It was the only touchdown
we scored that day, but I was a winner.
247
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,835
You know what becomes of winners, Steve?
248
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,405
They become shoe salesmen.
249
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:29,442
They lose to their kids and their wives.
250
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,811
To a mouse.
251
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:37,617
You know something, Al, I think
I am gonna go home and lie down.
252
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,788
It's not so much the poison
as your life that's making me sick.
253
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,126
Know what the problem is with this mouse?
254
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,964
We've been too cute with him.
We've been finessing and faking him.
255
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:55,568
He's cocky. I don't like cocky mice.
256
00:18:56,269 --> 00:19:00,874
So this time, I'm going right at him.
257
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,209
Al?
258
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,545
What are you doing up there?
259
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,993
I have a date with a mouse, Peg.
260
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:25,198
Dad's gone, isn't he?
261
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:28,334
Will we be getting a new dad?
262
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,336
Al?
263
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,738
Honey?
264
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:33,439
I like the mouse.
265
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:37,277
Really.
Kids, don't we like that mouse?
266
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,678
Oh, yeah.
267
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,547
He's the coolest.
268
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,616
He's the deadest.
269
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,787
Okay, kids. Now, listen to me carefully.
270
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,722
Remember that fire drill...
271
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,992
...Where we'd calmly walk
single file to the nearest exit?
272
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,663
Well, this is no drill.
Let's just get the hell out of here.
273
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,635
Say "cheese."
274
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,938
Hello!
275
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,344
Al?
276
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,280
Al? Are you okay?
277
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:17,016
- Call me a doctor, Peg!
- Well, what happened?
278
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,218
I think I dislocated my shoulder.
279
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,921
This thing kicks like a mule.
280
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:27,026
Oh, by the way, I missed it,
and we have no furnace.
281
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,867
Hi, folks.
I'm Wally from Wally's Pest Control.
282
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,971
We hate meeces to pieces.
283
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:42,842
Yeah, we stole it,
but the cartoon characters can't sue.
284
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:44,777
You'll never get him.
285
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,980
Come on.
He's down in the basement.
286
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,649
Never. Not in a million years.
287
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,552
This is a mouse from hell.
288
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,355
He'll never get him, Peg.
A little wimp like that?
289
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,624
The mouse will have him for dinner.
290
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,560
Well, got him.
291
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,895
You didn't get him.
No one can get him!
292
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:06,432
Well, "Nobody" just did.
It was easy.
293
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:11,037
Poor thing was trapped
on a piece of wood in the rising water.
294
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,041
Technically I got him.
I'm the one that blew up the basement.
295
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,577
So I got him, right?
296
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,547
You sure did.
297
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,449
Let me see him.
298
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:26,653
That's him.
299
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,656
You don't look so tough in there, do you?
300
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:33,893
You know, lots of times,
kids get these little white mice as pets.
301
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:38,031
Parents won't let them keep them,
so they turn them loose in the streets.
302
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:41,434
- Want to see him, Mrs. Bundy?
- Oh, no. Get that away.
303
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,903
Oh, come on, Peg. He can't hurt you.
304
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:48,107
You've gotta learn to face your fears.
Take a look at him. Stop being a girl.
305
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,352
Gee, Al. You were right.
306
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:03,322
All these years, I've been deathly
afraid of mice, and for nothing.
307
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,391
It took you to show me that.
308
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,827
Thanks, Al.
309
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,163
Good night, honey.
310
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,699
Good night, Peg.
311
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,345
Isn't that cute, Al?
312
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:30,383
He's running on the treadmill.
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