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You want some? I made it myself.
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Hey, Peg.
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I got you something
to make your life much easier.
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You got a night job?
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No. I already got one of those.
It's called getting in bed with you.
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Well, then, you've been missing work.
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You know how you always complain
Buck never comes when you call him?
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Well, I got you one of those
silent dog whistles. Watch.
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Here, Buck.
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Now watch this.
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Go on, sit there and rust.
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Speaking of items just sitting
and rusting away...
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...It's Thursday night.
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Oh, nice timing, Peg.
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You know I'm going bowling tonight.
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I was gonna try to break 200.
Now I got this hanging over me.
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Thanks a lot, Peg.
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And what's this doing out?
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Are we having dinner
or is this to tease me and the kids?
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No, it's for later.
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The girls are coming over.
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Oh, my God, they're here.
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Quick! I gotta go!
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- Where's my lucky bowling socks?
- Downstairs, warding off evil spirits.
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Hi!
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Come on in, girls.
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Straight into the kitchen.
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There's plaster
falling on my head down here!
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Make cadence, will you?
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Don't worry.
He'll be going bowling soon.
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I know. He's meeting my Dennis.
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And my husband, um...
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- Barry?
- That's it.
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I can never think of his name.
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It's amazing what energy they have
when they're leaving the house.
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But not for us.
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You marry them,
they forget you're a woman.
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God knows, I do my best.
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Peggy, you get it once a month.
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What's your secret?
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Well, I'll tell you.
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You have to catch them off guard.
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For instance, I'll tell Al that I'm
taking a shower before bed.
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Then I'll go and turn on the shower
and Al will get into bed...
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...And pretend to fall asleep
before I get out.
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Actually, though,
I'm hiding in the dark...
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...And I grab him
just as he hits the mattress.
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Sure, sometimes, there's a fight,
but it gave us two beautiful children.
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I can't understand. Our husbands
don't wanna sleep with us anymore.
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Why?
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Maybe he's afraid he'll wake up
in your stomach.
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Must he be here?
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I'm going. I'm going.
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Good God, it calls them from everywhere.
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Hi, Peg.
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Sorry to interrupt, girls,
but I'm in a hurry.
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Steve and I have a date planned tonight.
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He's meeting me at a sleazy bar
where he's going to "pick me up."
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Can I borrow a cigarette?
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Steve just loves it
when I smoke and look like trash.
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- Sure.
- Thanks.
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Excuse me, but if you're married,
why are you going out?
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Role-playing. It adds mystery
and excitement to our love life.
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With your husband?
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How much of a love life?
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Every 36 hours.
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Except on weekends when we catch up.
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Give us some cigarettes, Peggy.
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Yeah. Let's go to the bowling alley
and turn on our men!
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Al, what are you doing home so early?
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You should have seen it.
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There was a riot at the alley.
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Your friends showed up
stinking of chocolates and cigarettes.
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They started yelling,
"Take me, I'm trash!"
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Nobody did.
But then the riot started.
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It was ugly.
Men screaming, running for the exits.
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I didn't understand what they said but
something big's happening in 36 hours.
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Do we have any canned goods?
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This could be it.
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Sit down, Al.
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Did you hear something on the news?
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Yes, as a matter of fact.
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They said that the sun will supernova...
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...And we should have sex before the end.
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I got no time. I gotta go looting!
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Forget it, Al. I'm only kidding.
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Look, unlike you,
the sun will be up tomorrow morning.
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The girls were just lonely and
wanted affection from their husbands.
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On league night?
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Never mind, Al.
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I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower.
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Yeah. I'm sure you're really
gonna get me with that one twice.
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Dad!
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No, it's not that, Dad.
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You say it's important
to do nice things for people.
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I never say that, son.
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Then it must have been you, Mom.
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No, I don't think it was me.
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Must have been Cosby, then.
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Me and my friends were in the park...
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...Heckling some bums, and I met this girl.
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She has no place to stay,
so I invited her here. Is that okay?
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No.
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Al, the girl has no place to stay...
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...And I'm sure one night with you will
send her screaming back to her parents.
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She can stay.
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Thanks, Mom. She's right outside.
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Just until we find her parents.
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This is great.
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I barely want my own,
now I get another runny-nosed--
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Mom, Dad, this is Tiffany.
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Welcome home, Tiff.
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Al, this is not what I expected.
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Peg, this is not a present for you.
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It's for Dad.
From his little boy!
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Tiffany, come in. Relax. Sit down.
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You want anything, like coffee, water...?
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An old man drooling on you.
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This is Peg. This is probably
the last time you'll see her.
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Peg, this must be boring you.
Bud, take your mom to the movies.
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Let her go by herself, Dad.
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I found her.
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So, uh, Tiffany...
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...Tell us something about yourself.
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What Peg means is, where are you from,
what are your plans?
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When did you stop wearing a bra?
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I'm from San Francisco, and I'm going
to New York to go to art school.
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And I don't like bras.
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They're too constricting, don't you think?
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Get out.
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Peg, she's got no place to go.
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Bud, put some sheets
and blankets on the couch...
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...So your mother will be comfortable.
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I meant so Tiffany can be comfortable.
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It's so easy to get you two confused.
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Sure it's okay?
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- Positive.
- No!
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Thank you.
I'll just change for bed, then.
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Isn't that cute, Peg?
She's...
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...Walking.
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Will you put down Tiffany's sweater.
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You know, Peg...
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...Her sweater smells like sunshine.
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I'll tell you what.
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We'll put it with your shirts.
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What with the moons under your arms
and her sunshine...
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...We'll have a whole galaxy.
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I can't thank you enough
for letting me stay here with you.
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No, you can't.
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Give her a chance, Peg. She may.
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She did.
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Can you teach Peg to do that?
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I don't think she'll have time.
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She's leaving tomorrow. Early.
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Well, I'm going up to bed.
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I don't suppose you'd wanna join me.
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- Yeah.
- Yes?
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Oh, yeah. Now. Right now.
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Stay!
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Peg, you wanna come back up?
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Forever.
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Coming, Al!
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Hey, guys.
Thanks for helping out in the yard.
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- Glad to help out.
- No problem.
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Nice guy like you.
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I hope my aerobics didn't disturb you.
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No. Didn't even notice you.
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I'll just go wash up, then.
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Thanks, Al.
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Well, I hear Louise calling.
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Yeah, Sheila's always ready.
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Maybe I won't remember
what she looks like.
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Fanny should still be in bed.
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Oh, well, I can pretend
the crumbs are sand...
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...And we're at the beach!
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Well, Al...
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...Thanks for letting me work in the yard.
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Hey, Al!
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What's going on?
There are cars parked on my lawn!
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- Didn't you get my note?
- About five bucks to work your yard?
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I was gonna rush over,
but I was tossing quarters in the sewer.
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There's something upstairs you gotta see.
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To the general public,
it's a $5.00 charge, but...
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...Since you're a friend
and I cut down your tree...
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...This is a freebee. Oh, Tiffany!
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- Yes, Mr. Bundy?
- Tiffany, dear, come meet our neighbour.
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He lost a tree, but gained a view.
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Tiffany, Steve. Steve, view.
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Nice to meet you.
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Gobloodu...me.
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Gee, you're cool, Steve.
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Anyhow, let me give you a price list.
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On Thursdays, she does aerobics.
That's $10.
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On Friday she sunbathes...
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...And she goes jogging.
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That's our combo platter.
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15 bucks.
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Since you're next door
you might want the weekly rate.
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That's $50, but with that, you get
popcorn and a free lottery ticket.
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00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,678
I can't believe you.
This is truly low.
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- So you in?
- Maybe.
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No, I'm not in. Where's Peggy?
203
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:42,022
Well, she couldn't quite get up today.
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Look at her, Steve.
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She's in the kitchen. Isn't that cute?
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00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,768
Okay, so she's beautiful and gorgeous
and all that...
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00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:58,038
...But, Al, so is Marcy,
and Marcy has inner beauty.
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And the one true erogenous zone
in the body is right up here.
209
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:09,249
But the thing is, I don't see many men
going around pinching women's heads.
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00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,587
Well, perhaps we should.
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Wait a second.
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Modigliani, Kandinsky, Chagall.
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Who here would be reading art books?
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Who here would be reading?
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Oh, those are mine.
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00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:32,639
I must admit it was the American
Impressionists who won my heart.
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00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,046
How do you feel about Hassam?
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00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,016
Oh! And Cassatt!
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00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,624
Al, isn't this exciting? She likes art!
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Look at her legs, Steve.
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Oh, Peg! Peg, it's wake-up time!
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Sorry to leave you down here.
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I had to take care of something upstairs.
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Well, hi-ho, hi-ho. I'm off to work.
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Marcy, how they hanging?
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00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:36,703
I might be home for lunch.
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My, the clouds
look especially fluffy today.
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What is going on?
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What's all this singing at night I hear?
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That's the sounds of nookie, dear.
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Everybody's getting it.
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But if you were getting it
every 36 hours before Tiffany...
233
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...I'm surprised you're even conscious.
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So, what are you batting these days?
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He doesn't even get up to the plate.
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Gee, too bad.
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I can't stand it, Peggy.
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Everyone in this neighbourhood
is happy but me.
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It's not fair.
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I'm supposed to be the happy one...
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...Not you people.
242
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,861
All Steve wants to do
is talk about Tiffany.
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Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany.
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He could care less
I was waiting at the bar last night...
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00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,968
...With a cigarette.
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00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,603
He never did show up.
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00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:48,708
I spent three hours downing brewskies
with a spot welder named Bluto.
248
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,779
Well, why don't you look at it this way:
249
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So your husband doesn't find you
attractive and interesting now.
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Did you think you'd spend married life
having sex and fun indefinitely?
251
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Not in this town, Marce.
252
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,827
So why don't you do
what the girls and I did?
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Get yourself some bonbons...
254
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,997
...Play bingo...
255
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,100
...And readjust the shower heads
in the bathroom.
256
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,971
How about if I try this:
257
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:21,408
Putting Tiffany's hair in a Veg-O-Matic.
258
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,710
Slice it, dice it...
259
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:27,847
...Let it sit in her lap
while I dance around her shaven head.
260
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,849
Come on, you've gotta help me.
261
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,384
We must get rid of her.
262
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,319
Oh, no, no, no, Marce.
263
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,488
We must put an end to world hunger.
264
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,924
We must buckle up for safety.
265
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:43,029
But when it's Peg Bundy getting it
regularly, we must go with the flow.
266
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,867
Now, if you'll excuse me...
267
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:51,771
...I must go and get dinner
for my sugar tush.
268
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:57,710
If Tiffany comes in, could you have her
on the couch when Al comes home?
269
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,413
It's important.
270
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,720
Hello?
271
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,990
No, Steve, this is not Tiffany.
272
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,592
This is your wife.
273
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,194
And let me tell--
274
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,463
Hello?
275
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,333
Oh, hi, Mrs. Rhoades.
276
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,671
Gee, you're looking haggard.
277
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,606
Isn't this nice?
278
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,408
The birds are singing...
279
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,944
...The whole neighborhood smells of bacon...
280
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,648
And, you know, everybody says
that the clouds look especially fluffy.
281
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,319
- Here are your messages, Kel.
- Thank you.
282
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:43,523
Craig called. Saw Tiffany.
Please call immediately.
283
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,692
Don, ditto.
284
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,561
Cliff. Ooh, Cliff!
285
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:52,031
Uh, Kel. You're forgetting something.
286
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:58,037
You are one heck of a little brother.
287
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:04,244
Yep. I found her.
288
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,253
Hi. How are you?
289
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,355
Gee, isn't it a pretty day?
290
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,291
All right, blondie.
291
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,960
Let's get right to the point.
292
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,531
I want you to stop talking Modigliani
with my husband.
293
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:28,768
You must be married to Steve,
the banker/mountain climber.
294
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,438
He hasn't climbed anything
since you hit this burg.
295
00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:37,210
But I'm probably boring you
with my petty problems.
296
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,179
Pretty much, yeah.
297
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,117
Well, then, let's talk about you.
298
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,488
What's the matter?
299
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,090
Oh, nothing.
300
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,459
It's just that I hate to see you...
301
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,429
...A budding young artist,
wasting your life.
302
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,198
You should be in New York,
that cultural mecca...
303
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,168
...Studying to be the great artist
you could be.
304
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,839
Is this one of your sketches, dear?
305
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,708
Yes, it is.
306
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,777
It's lovely.
307
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,414
I'm sorry.
308
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,183
It's just that when I see art this good--
309
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,587
I get kind of choked up.
310
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,488
You really think I'm that good?
311
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:28,428
I've seen the sun
come up over a garden hose before...
312
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:33,199
...But now that I've seen it
through your eyes...
313
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,001
...I truly understand.
314
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:39,038
The hose represents
man's state in the universe.
315
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,074
Tiffany, go!
316
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,810
You must share your vision
with all of New York!
317
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,878
You're right. I'll go.
318
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,947
- I'll tell Peg and Al tonight--
- No!
319
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,183
Don't tell them. Just go.
320
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,218
A clean break is best.
321
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,321
There's a prepaid ticket
waiting for you at O'Hare.
322
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,825
- My treat.
- Thank you, Mrs. Rhoades.
323
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,295
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pack!
- Oh, okay!
324
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,432
New York?
325
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,570
Hey, Peg.
326
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,839
What happened to the birds?
327
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,942
I don't know, Al.
328
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,443
You wanna go upstairs?
329
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,079
No, not yet.
330
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,416
It doesn't smell like it used to in here.
331
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,786
It's not like a sea breeze anymore.
332
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,589
Where's Tiffany?
333
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,724
Out. For the evening.
334
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,359
She went to the movies.
335
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,262
- You wanna go upstairs?
- Uh, no. No, uh...
336
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,098
Something's missing.
337
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,601
Is it darker, or...
338
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,670
...Colder?
339
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,673
Has the paint faded?
340
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,975
All right, Al.
341
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,744
She's gone. Forever.
342
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,449
But it doesn't matter, honey.
343
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,852
Who needs her?
We've been so happy together...
344
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,121
...And we've learned so much.
345
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:06,192
Like that you won't die
if we do it more than once a month.
346
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:09,095
Let's go upstairs.
347
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:17,470
I'm going up. You wanna join me?
348
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,743
Al?
349
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,883
Oh, God, no!
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