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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:20,347 - Hi. - Hi, hi, hi. How are you? 2 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:24,919 Gee, I just love bowling. 3 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,489 The sound of the pins, the feel of the ball... 4 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:33,093 ...The smell of... dead farm animals. 5 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,835 I'm going for a beer. Want something? 6 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:42,303 Yeah. 7 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:45,873 Yeah, well, I'm sure a waitress will be along in a minute. 8 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,653 Oh, Peggy! 9 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:03,057 Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. 10 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:09,263 Mimi. That is you under that bad dye job. 11 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:14,068 Oh, kids, kids. Come meet an old woman. 12 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:19,006 Peg, I'd like you to meet the twins, Roscoe and Frank. 13 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,275 Gee, they don't look alike. 14 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:26,413 Same father? Or should I say donor? 15 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:30,417 Peg, so life hasn't been too good to you, huh? 16 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:33,687 - I don't work. - Well, I don't work, either. 17 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:37,424 - I don't do anything. - Either do I. I have a maid. 18 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:42,296 Not me. My house is a sty, and I don't care. 19 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,698 Hiya, babe. 20 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,034 That's my husband, Chuck. 21 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,636 You poor thing. 22 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:51,605 Oh, yeah? But he has a... 23 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:59,179 It was so nice seeing you again, Peg. 24 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,216 Yes, and nice to see you too. 25 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,919 God, I hate her! 26 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:11,592 What an idiot. 27 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,662 Look at that stupid hop. Does she think she'll get-- 28 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,997 Strike! 29 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:21,468 - Your turn, Peg. - Oh, no, Al. I can't. She's watching me. 30 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:26,106 When I get up there, she'll bet I can't strike like her, and she'll be right. 31 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,643 It'll be just like high school all over again. 32 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,146 Peg, I'm looking at both of you. 33 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:35,316 Believe me, it won't be like high school. 34 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:41,155 I don't know. I kiss you and I kiss you, and you're still a frog. 35 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:44,425 Anyway, when we were in school, we would bet on everything. 36 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:47,027 We didn't have money then, so we'd bet pride. 37 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:49,463 You know, we'd pick something humiliating... 38 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:53,434 ...And then the loser, me, would have to do it in public. 39 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,940 Nice spare, honey! 40 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,812 Watch me and want me. 41 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:16,624 Strike! 42 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,760 Yay! Al got a strike! 43 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:22,997 My husband is better than your husband. 44 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:26,266 Oh, yeah? Well, my kids are better than your kids. 45 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,969 Yeah, well, you're aging badly. 46 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:33,440 Oh, yeah? Well, how about a little family bowl-off? 47 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,342 No. 48 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:38,045 What do you mean, no? 49 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:41,682 I can bowl that doofus off the face of the earth. 50 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,885 - We can beat them. - Yeah, but Mimi's better than me. 51 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:48,622 Since Bud's taken bowling lessons, he says he's bowling 130. 52 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,662 Look at "eight eyes" over there. 53 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,463 They're pathetic. 54 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,332 Even if Kelly stinks like you... 55 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:03,237 ...With me and Bud taking up the slack, we can't lose. Go ahead, bet. 56 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:06,340 - Mimi! - Yes, Peggy? 57 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:10,944 Okay, it's a bet. 58 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:14,448 Saturday night, family bowl-off, 8:00 sharp. 59 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:18,886 Fine. Okay, now for the bet. 60 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:21,055 Let's see. 61 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,758 Loser sniffs every bowling shoe in the alley. 62 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,396 - No. - Okay, all right. Okay. 63 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,767 Winner walks the loser through the mall on a leash? 64 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:37,604 - No. - All right, okay, okay. 65 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,007 Loser runs through the bowling alley naked. 66 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,743 No! 67 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,847 I know. 68 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:50,350 The loser, you, will have to dress like a human trophy... 69 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,754 ...And pose for pictures with everybody in the alley. 70 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,927 - Okay, it's a bet. - Good. 71 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:04,565 Oh, Peggy, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Didi. 72 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:08,102 That's two I's, not four E's. 73 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:11,572 Gee, you have beautiful children. 74 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:16,477 Yeah, right. But Didi can break 200. 75 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:19,880 Hey, now, wait a second. That's five. 76 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,348 We don't have five. 77 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:25,119 Oh, gee, Peggy, surely you must have some relatives somewhere... 78 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:28,322 ...You can de-louse and trot out? 79 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:31,892 No bet! 80 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,328 Oh, fine, Peggy. I understand. 81 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:38,065 Kids, take a look at a born loser. 82 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:42,503 Kids, take a look at a bald woman. 83 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:47,007 Why, I ought to-- I never liked you! 84 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,109 Let go of my hair! I hate you! 85 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:52,312 Do I hate her! 86 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,715 Well, at least you got that souvenir. 87 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,683 It's just not enough. 88 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,619 I really wanted that bowl-off. 89 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,789 I just know we could have won if we'd had five. 90 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,792 Why didn't we have another child? 91 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,428 Sorry. 92 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:19,006 Well, there goes my day. What do you want? 93 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:22,342 Hey, we're friends. Can't we drop over for no reason? 94 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:24,178 No. 95 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:27,614 - Why are you here? - Set off a bug bomb. 96 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,717 We can't go back for another ten minutes. 97 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,621 So, what's going on? 98 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,490 I'm a little down tonight. 99 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:40,427 I ran into an old friend that I hate more than life. 100 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:44,932 Ever go to school with someone who does everything better than you do? 101 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,835 - Barb Lehnhardt. - What? 102 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,604 My rival was Barb Lehnhardt. 103 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,439 It started in kindergarten. 104 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:55,175 I let Don Thudey kiss me on the cheek. 105 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,477 She showed him her underpants. 106 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:01,181 First day of gym, I was wearing a T-shirt. 107 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,217 She was wearing a bra. 108 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:07,521 I finally had a chance to beat her at our high school reunion. 109 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:12,526 I had a great job, a terrific husband, and I'd lost ten pounds. 110 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:17,264 Then she went and died a tragic death, and that's all anyone could talk about. 111 00:08:17,431 --> 00:08:19,700 "Poor Barb." 112 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,436 "Poor Barb." 113 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:25,239 They could care less that I was a success. 114 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:28,976 Her decapitation got all of the attention. 115 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,714 It was so Barb. God, I hate her. 116 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,183 Well, my Barb is Mimi Stoatz. 117 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:40,954 I've finally got a shot at beating her at bowling, and I won't get the chance. 118 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:44,391 I'm one bowler short, and I needed a good one. 119 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,593 Done. 120 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,462 You know somebody? 121 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:49,930 I sleep with him. 122 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:53,166 Shh! Who? 123 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,703 Steve. 124 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,606 Oh. Steve? 125 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:04,478 Look at him. His lithe, wiry body was made for bowling... 126 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,848 ...And he does a heck of a little mambo too. 127 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,751 Al, Steve can bowl! 128 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,352 You bowl? 129 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,455 Well, I don't like to brag. Marcy? 130 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:18,392 He's a wonderful bowler, Al. 131 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,327 What do you bowl? 132 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:23,096 - Marcy? - About 165. 133 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,465 170. 134 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:29,703 Steve, you're a godsend. I need you to be my ringer. 135 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,905 Will you bowl for me Saturday night? 136 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:36,376 - If I still can after you let go of me. - Thank you, thank you, thank you! 137 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:37,911 Saturday night at eight. 138 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,748 All you have to do is bowl great and be a Bundy. 139 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:46,053 Yeah, right. When I grow fur and marry Cheetah. 140 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:50,791 Not a chance! Besides, no one will believe I'm a Bundy. 141 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,993 We'll Bundy you up. 142 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:57,965 I don't wanna be Bundied up. What if you do it, and I can't come back? 143 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:02,336 Steve, please. Do it for me... 144 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,138 ...And I'll do it for you. 145 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,509 Let's bowl! 146 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:16,516 We're gonna do it, Peg! We're gona beat the Stoatz family! 147 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:23,056 Hey, kids, come on over here! It's time for the Bundy cheer! 148 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,660 - Oh, no. - Come on over here. 149 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:32,265 Whoa, Bundy! 150 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:37,604 Great news. We're gonna bowl against the hated Stoatz family Saturday night. 151 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:42,042 - Bowl? - We're looking forward to your 130. 152 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:45,178 I love you, Bud. 153 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:48,015 Hey, I'm giving up a Saturday night here. 154 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,750 Doesn't anyone love me? 155 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:53,220 Kelly, you bowl a 60. What do you want? 156 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:57,290 Peg, let's go upstairs and call Mimi and tell her the bet's on. 157 00:10:57,457 --> 00:11:02,029 You better dial because I'm saving my hand for bowling. 158 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,932 You make me sick. 159 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:10,370 Bud's the smart one, Bud's the good one, Bud's the hero. 160 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:13,974 Yeah, I'm giving up a great date, but who cares, because I stink. 161 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:17,044 So go ahead and gloat. 162 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,814 Well? 163 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:25,485 The only reason I'm telling you this is because you're so used to failure. 164 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,755 So maybe you can tell me how to break this to Mom and Dad. 165 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,224 That money I took for bowling lessons... 166 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:35,262 ...I now have a lifetime pass to the Pussycat Theatre... 167 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,698 ...And I can't bowl worth a damn. 168 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,334 Wait, you're not kidding me, are you? 169 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:46,506 - No, Kell. - Oh, God! I love you! 170 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,308 You won't tell, will you? 171 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:52,112 And give up counting the beads of sweat forming on your forehead... 172 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:55,048 ...Because you've ruined your mother's life? 173 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,517 Oh, no, Budrick. 174 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:01,455 I plan to be just as stunned as the rest of the family. 175 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:05,025 Bud, a liar? 176 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,895 Okay, the bet's made. 177 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:13,166 Did I tell you? The loser has to dress up as a human trophy. 178 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,402 Oh, the humiliation! 179 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,537 I'm finally gonna beat her. 180 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,973 Thank you, Bud! 181 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,677 Yes! Thank you, Bud. 182 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,346 I'm the good one now. 183 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,921 Bud, where's Mom and Dad? 184 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:38,125 They went to Bowl Town. Dad needed some stuff. 185 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,893 What am I gonna do, Kell? 186 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,229 Stink and be punished. 187 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:46,700 Oh, God, this is great, and it's only the first day. 188 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:50,303 Gee, the pressure must be terrible. 189 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,839 Oh, oh, could you do me a favour? 190 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,575 After your first gutter ball, and I get a photo... 191 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,311 ...Of Mom and Dad's looks of regret and horror... 192 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,213 ...Could you tilt your chin up... 193 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:04,751 ...So the light catches that tear streaming down your face? 194 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,420 You're dirt, Kell. 195 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:11,091 Yes, but everybody knows it. 196 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,427 Howdy, teammate. 197 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,664 Bud's a 130 bowler, you know. 198 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,070 Listen, Bud, are your folks in? 199 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,707 I want to ask them if I could be an adopted Bundy. 200 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:32,012 That would help explain my hygiene, grammar, and full set of teeth. 201 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:36,716 Mr. Rhoades, could you do me a favor and run over my hand with your car? 202 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,787 When will this punk stuff end? 203 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:45,692 A mangled hand isn't what you're going to want when you're 40, young man. 204 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,596 Mr. Rhoades, sit down. 205 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,500 Have you ever lied to your mother? 206 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,502 Of course not. 207 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,972 I did tell her I was the bank president... 208 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:03,810 ...But I will be some day, so that's not really a lie, is it? 209 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,280 - What did you do? - I told her I could bowl. 210 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,783 Of course you can bowl. You're a Bundy. 211 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,518 A failed Bundy. 212 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,154 She's counting on me. I'm gonna let her down. 213 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,289 Well, how about this? 214 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:21,194 I have to believe that somewhere in your chromosomes, there's a bowler. 215 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:25,198 We got six days. Let's go to the lanes and practice. You pay. 216 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,601 You've got a deal. 217 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,603 And buy me an ice cream. 218 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,172 Don't push it, Mr. Rhoades. 219 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,842 All right. A lot can be accomplished in a week. 220 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,111 Now, let's see your form. 221 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,140 Good, good. 222 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,178 Al, it's 7:15! 223 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:16,116 If we don't get there by 8:00, we forfeit! Come on, honey! 224 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,884 I'm ready! 225 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,132 What is that? 226 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:37,570 It's my pro-bowler automatic thumb warmer, limited edition. 227 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,409 Let's get us some Stoatz meat. 228 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:46,546 Whoa, Bundy! 229 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,684 Okay, okay, so you've touched paws. 230 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,185 Can we bowl now? 231 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,754 My daughter's on her way. We'll wait for her. 232 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,124 No chance. She gets a zero for every frame she misses. 233 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,729 Wait a second. Who's this guy? 234 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,965 - Cousin Steve. - I smell a ringer. 235 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,501 This guy's no Bundy. 236 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,307 Oops. My mistake. He's a Bundy. 237 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,943 So are we ready? 238 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,918 Let's bowl. 239 00:16:56,182 --> 00:17:00,920 Bud! Bud! Bud! Bud! Bud! Bud! Bud! Bud! 240 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:04,324 Bud! Bud! Bud! Bud! 241 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,362 That's my boy! Yeah! 242 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,031 Come on, kill those pins. 243 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,604 Yes! 244 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,320 Strike! 245 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,791 Yeah! 246 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,902 Well, it's about time. 247 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:54,874 Sorry I'm late. I wanted to be here to see your face when Bud bowled his... 248 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:58,445 ...49? By the fourth frame? 249 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,947 Bowling lessons pay off, Kell. 250 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:04,517 Thank God for Bud. Bud's the good one. 251 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,455 - I'm cursed. - Where were you, anyway? 252 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:12,158 He was the most gorgeous boy in school, it's Saturday, I'm young... 253 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,893 ...And this is bowling. 254 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,930 - Show them what you got, Roscoe. - Yeah, Roscoe. 255 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:22,569 You know, just once, I'd like to see you do something to help your family. 256 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,146 That's my girl! 257 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,654 Yay! All right! 258 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,261 - Yes! - Yay! 259 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,772 Al, he got a spare. 260 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,841 We're in our final frame, and we need 23 pins. 261 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:12,612 23? No problem. 262 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,550 I'm ready. 263 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,330 Strike! 264 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,201 Oh, Al, Al! Can you do it again? 265 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,004 That's all I ever hear from you. 266 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,407 For my next ball... 267 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,444 ...I'd like a steak dinner with all the trimmings. 268 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,213 I'll even make potatoes. 269 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:55,755 Strike! 270 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,359 Yeah! Yes! Yes! You did it! 271 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,127 We need three pins to win. 272 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,529 Three pins! Oh! 273 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:07,634 You have the sex drive of a stone, but I love you. 274 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,202 Three pins! 275 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:12,205 Let's see, which one should I get? 276 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:15,341 The 1-2-3, the 3-4-5... 277 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:18,344 ...Or the ever-tricky 1-7-9? 278 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,279 Just bowl, you moron. 279 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:24,784 Okay, kids, get out the cameras. History is about to be made. 280 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:36,863 Stee-- 281 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,468 Next. 282 00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:48,875 I don't know what happened, Peg. The ball must have slipped. 283 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:52,245 Somebody must have tampered with my thumb warmer... 284 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,681 ...But I still bowled a 175, Peg. 285 00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,916 Good, Al. 286 00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:01,921 No, I mean it, Peg. I'm upset about this. You know how much this thing cost? 287 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:04,557 You gonna be long, Peg? The kids are hungry. 288 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,559 Just go home, Al. 289 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:10,296 - You sure you'll be okay? - Get the hell away from me, okay? 290 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,066 Say good night to your mother, kids. 291 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,470 Goodbye, Mom. 292 00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:20,139 Bye, Mom. 293 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:22,075 Come on. 294 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:27,847 I can't walk out on her like this. 21733

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